Prelude To A Honeymoon In Vegas

Nic Farey, Roy Hessinger, and Jennifer (AlLee) Farey. Photo by Alan White.

Nic Farey, Roy Hessinger, and Jennifer (AlLee) Farey. Photo by Alan White.

Nic Farey married Jennifer AlLee on February 29 in the social event of the season. Of my season, for sure.

Nic invited me to the wedding during a Facebook chat. I was pleased to be asked. And glad of a chance to visit with Vegas fans I rarely see. Nic, however, thinking I needed to be sold on a journalistic reason to go, offered, “You can be the embedded correspondent.” That’s what they call those reporters who follow the military into action, of course, and I doubted that was a good title for somebody attending a wedding. Nic saw my point. He said instead I could be the War Correspondent.

Your War Correspondent stayed at the Green Valley Resort in Henderson, and on Leap Day a little before 6 p.m. I found Nic and his friends finishing a last-minute smoke outside the entry to the hotel wing. Nic led the way to the elevator.

The ceremony was in a beautiful suite upstairs. The middle of the living room had been cleared out, with two rows of sofas, chairs and ottomans against the window overlooking the pool for the guests. I sat beside Rani Bush. De De White, on my right, filled me about what her husband Alan, the official wedding photographer, was shooting. (Small world: I wrote up Alan and De De’s wedding in File 770 when they were the first couple to be married in the newly-opened Excalibur hotel’s wedding chapel.)

Beside us was a baby grand piano. On top was a mountain of gifts wrapped in white with purple ribbon – for everyone had carefully followed the suggestion to buy something in the couple’s Bed, Bath & Beyond registry.

As Nic and best man Ken Vaden looked on, matron of honor Lisa Richardson and the bride, Jen, entered the room.

Roy Hessinger officiated over the ceremony. When Nic and Jen exchanged vows, Nic’s “I DO!” could be heard at the pool six floors below.

They exchanged rings. Jen’s went on smoothly. Nic’s proved to fit better on a pinky than on his ring finger.

Following a Scottish tradition they shared a drink from a large cup.

As they were speaking the very last words of the ceremony there was a knock at the door. The videographers had just arrived….

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Alan White took pictures of Nic and Jen holding their certificate. Then the couple had the first dance. The music was carefully chosen and Nic says he whispered some “At Last” lyrics into Jen’s ear as they danced.

The reception followed. Toasts were raised.

The best man offered a short speech: “That was it.”

Jennifer’s son, William Allee, made a slightly longer speech, first praising his mother, then teasing the groom. “And then there’s Nic – he has a very strong personality. ….Can overcome that nobody has any idea what he’s saying. ..Nic, I have nothing but the utmost respect for you…”

Jacq Monahan, De De White, Mike Glyer, Brenda Dupont. Photo by Alan White.

Jacq Monahan, De De White, Mike Glyer, Brenda Dupont. Photo by Alan White.

Then the mingling began. I had fun talking with Nic, Brenda Dupont, Teresa Cochran and James Taylor, and Jacq Monahan, past TAFF delegate and Cineholics film reviewer (her review of The Witch went up last week.)

Brenda Dupont, Teresa Cochran, James Taylor, De De White, Mike Glyer. Photo by Alan White.

Brenda Dupont, Teresa Cochran, James Taylor, De De White, Mike Glyer. Photo by Alan White.

We also were served scrumptious whipped-cream-topped red velvet cakes in plastic wineglasses.

Eventually I noticed I was one of the last people still there. Others had figured out the honeymoon couldn’t begin til they were gone. And having made a point of being only the War Correspondent, I sounded the retreat followed them out the door…

Update 03/15/20-16: Corrected name of matron of honor.

Top 10 Posts For February 2016

Three H’s — Hugos, harassment, and hospitalization — generated hundreds of comments on last month’s most-read posts.

The Pixel Scroll with the highest views in February checked off all three boxes — Pixel Scroll 2/24/16 Happy Jack Wasn’t Tall But He Was A Scroll.

Overall, the second most read post last month was about Mark Oshiro’s harassment complaints, which naturally means it tops the list of February’s 10 most-read non-Scroll posts.

  1. Mark Oshiro Says ConQuesT Didn’t Act On His Harassment Complaints
  2. E Pluribus Hugo Tested With Anonymized 2015 Data
  3. MAC II Statement on Data Release for EPH Testing
  4. 2016 Nebula Nominations
  5. Sanford Challenges WFC About Missing Safety Policies
  6. 2016 Locus Recommended Reading List Published
  7. Bud Webster (1952-2016)
  8. Goodreads Deletes Vox Day, Rabid Puppies
  9. SF Scholar Rob Latham Fired by University of California
  10. Morris Keesan Hospitalized

Top 10 Posts For January 2016

How Rabid Puppies planning shenanigans at Goodreads were discovered and booted from the site became the number one story here in January.

Otherwise, not counting the daily Scrolls, the next most-read posts involved Locus. Lois Tilton shook up the internet with the reasons she gave for ending her review column at Locus Online, and though she walked back the most alarming one, commenters still found plenty to spark discussion of the magazine and website’s review policies.

Here are the Top 10 (non Scroll) stories for January 2016 according to Google Analytics.

  1. Goodreads Deletes Vox Day, Rabid Puppies
  2. Locus Responds to Tilton Departure
  3. Lois Tilton Leaves Locus Online
  4. Suppose They Gave A Culture War And Nobody Came
  5. SF Scholar Rob Latham Fired by University of California
  6. There Will Be War Volume Ten
  7. Your Star Wars Spoiler Discussion Goes Here
  8. Ryan Kopf Sues Blogger Trae Dorn
  9. Are We Ready Again For George Pal’s Puppetoons?
  10. Online Nominations Open for 2016 Hugo Awards

Oh, The Brackets We’ll See!

Happy Birthday File 770 THUMBCooling wellsprings of fun scattered throughout the summer of 2015, Kyra’s polls were especially delightful because they were a game we could play with books!

Novels on her community-sourced lists would be paired against each other — how did the dice know which pairings could produce the maximum angst, forcing fans to pick between two favorites? The winners advanced through the brackets, the results of each heat delivered with Kyra’s humorous commentary, until we knew which work had been crowned The Best by File 770 commenters.

Here are the results of her first four polls.

20th-century Science Fiction

A conversation I remember vividly.

I don’t remember the exact age I was, but I know from the circumstances I had to be 12 years old or younger. I was talking about books with a friend of the family who was, I think, in her twenties. The talk turned to Ursula K. Le Guin.

I had discovered Le Guin, as I suspect many did, through the EarthSea books. I had gone on to read a great deal more. By that point, Three Hainish Novels. The Lathe of Heaven. The Compass Rose. The Wind’s Twelve Quarters. The Dispossessed. And The Left Hand of Darkness.

But, I confessed during this conversation, I didn’t think I had really understood The Left Hand of Darkness. I didn’t get it. Something in it was opaque to me.

“Well,” the friend of the family asked me, “Have you ever been in love?”

“What?” I said. “I, um, well. I don’t think so. No.”

“Read it again after you fall in love,” she advised.

So, some years later, I did.

Oh.

 

  • WINNER: Ursula K. Le Guin: The Left Hand of Darkness – 31 votes
  • Mary Shelley: Frankenstein – 15 votes

 

The winner of the Brackett bracket is The Left Hand of Darkness. The book is awarded this lovely pair of brackets: [ ], suitable for framing or using in its text. The decision was made by the most reliable metric currently known – 31 people on the internet.

(And in my opinion, they have chosen well.)

 

20th-century Fantasy

[In this poll, Kyra tested her theory that The Lord of the Rings would defeat all challengers.]

Lord of the Rings

  • WINNER: The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien – 38
  • The Tombs of Atuan, Ursula K. Le Guin – 36

Tombs of Atuan

  • WINNER: The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien – 36
  • Small Gods, Terry Pratchett – 35

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  • WINNER: The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien – 37
  • The Last Unicorn, Peter S. Beagle – 34

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  • WINNER: The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien – 44
  • Nine Princes in Amber, Roger Zelazny – 27

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Tolkien is the WINNER, AND STILL CHAMPEEN in all pairings, although in one of them it was by one vote, in one by two votes, and in one by three votes.

(The voting patterns that gave these results suggest to me — although they by no means prove — that the three-way battle of the previous round, in which Small Gods and The Tombs of Atuan tied and The Last Unicorn came in a very close second, was not, in particular, the result of vote-splitting; people here really do seem to favor those works in almost equal numbers.)

And there you have it. Once again, a double digit number of people on the internet has registered its clearly immutable judgment! The Lord of the Rings shall receive this lovely pair of brackets: [ ], suitable for framing or using in its text.

 

21st-century Fantasy

  • WINNER: The Goblin Emperor, Katherine Addison – 28 votes
  • Paladin of Souls, Lois McMaster Bujold – 23 votes

And the winner is Katherine Addison’s tale of victory through kindness, bridge-building both literal and idiomatic, political intrigue, and confusing names. Nominated for the Nebula, Hugo, and World Fantasy Awards, winner of the Locus Award for Best Fantasy Novel, and now winner of this lovely pair of brackets:

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suitable for framing or incorporating into its text. We welcome it to the ranks of previous bracket winners, The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin, and The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien.

 

21st-century Science Fiction

And, in an extremely shocking conclusion that no one could have … nah, just kidding, it was totally Ancillary Justice:

 

  1. MILES, MILLENARIAN MATHS, AND MULTIPLE MIANAAI
  • WINNER: Ancillary Justice, Ann Leckie – 32 votes
  • Anathem, Neal Stephenson – 8 votes
  • Diplomatic Immunity, Lois McMaster Bujold – 3 votes

And who is the second place winner? Removing AJ and distributing its votes to the second-place options, we get:

  • 2nd Place: Diplomatic Immunity, Lois McMaster Bujold – 19 votes
  • Anathem, Neal Stephenson – 18 votes

An EXTREMELY close contest, but by the merest of hairs Bujold wins second place in what proved to be an uneven contest of Ancillary Justice Vs. Everyone Else.

 

 

Other Filers have followed her model and run polls on other topics. I plan to do a post on theirs next week.

  • The Alternate Universe 2015 Hugo Best Novel Organised by JJ
  • Rory Root Memorial Comics Bracket Curated by David Goldfarb
  • Live-Action TV Tournament/Brackets Curated by Jim Henley
  • Fantasy Movie Bracket Curated by Hampus Eckerman
  • Science Fiction Movie Bracket Curated by Hampus Eckerman

File 770 Turns 8

Happy birthday CROP

The File 770 blog is 8 years old today, and this is the first time I have ever celebrated — an idea I picked up from The Book Smugglers last week.

James H. Burns has written a special column for the occasion, and I am going to commemorate our epic bracket competitions from the past year.

Thanks to everyone who has shared their creativity in comments and posts. Help yourself to a slice of virtual cake!

Top 10 Posts for December 2015

In 2016 I may have to rethink the Top 10. The Scrolls are always top-rated because they are by design the town square where everybody gathers to talk. Sometimes an exceptionally large number of hits only means that bracket voting was in progress in the comments!

  1. Pixel Scroll 12/6 From the Mixed-Up Pixels of Mrs. Basil E. Frankscroller
  2. Pixel Scroll 12/15 Mother Pixel’s Littul Scrolls
  3. Pixel Scroll 12/18 Voxura vs. Scrolljira
  4. Pixel Scroll 12/17 We Also Walk T. Rexes
  5. Pixel Scroll 12/10 Plan Whine from Outer Space
  6. Pixel Scroll 12/21 Rudolph the Scroll Nosed Reindeer
  7. Pixel Scroll 12/20 Grandma Got Run Over By a Filer
  8. Pixel Scroll 11/30 The Doom That Came to File770
  9. Pixel Scroll 12/28 The Android Who Was Cyber-Monday
  10. Pixel Scroll 12/8 When Blogs Collide

Scrolls excluded, these were December’s 10 most-viewed posts.

  1. There Will Be War Volume Ten
  2. Your Star Wars Spoiler Discussion Goes Here
  3. Puppygate on Tonight’s Jeopardy!
  4. Libertarian Star Wars Special
  5. Citations Provided
  6. Star Trek Beyond — Official Trailer
  7. CBS Sues To Block Axanar Trek Movie
  8. That Sweet, Little Old Gollum
  9. Syfy Airing Sci-Fi: Can You Believe It?
  10. Your Retro Jovian Award Winners

File 770 #165 Available

Another New Year’s Eve tradition — ring out the year with the fanzine version of File 770.

Click here — File 770 #165, [5MB PDF file]

With a cover by Steve Stiles, the issue features these original articles:

  • One Month a Grand Master by Larry Niven and John Hertz
  • The Rotsler Winners: Personal Musings by Taral Wayne
  • John Hertz’s Westercon Notebook, a report of the 2014 convention
  • Red Letter Days, Taral Wayne muses about the calendar

Plus reprints of three popular articles:

  • The Man From U.N.C.L.E by James H. Burns
  • My Father, And The Brontosaurus by James H. Burns
  • Viewing The Remains of Bradbury’s House by John King Tarpinian

Top 10 Posts for November 2015

The decision to quit using Lovecraft’s likeness on the World Fantasy Award was by far the most-read news item last month, and S.T. Joshi’s complaints about it were such a comment magnet that a post about them cracked November’s otherwise Scroll-filled Top 10.

  1. World Fantasy Award To Abandon Lovecraft Bust
  2. Pixel Scroll 11/15 Scrolled Acquaintance
  3. Pixel Scroll 11/1 Rank Election
  4. Pixel Scroll 11/12 Vampire Elf-eared Zombie Shape-Shifting Warriors Of Gor
  5.  S.T. Joshi Rails Against Ending Use of Lovecraft Bust on World Fantasy Award
  6. Pixel Scroll 11/5 The Scrolls of His Face, The Pixels of His Mouth
  7. Pixel Scroll 11/11 Let it scroll on, full flood, inexorable
  8. Pixel Scroll 11/2 Unstable Molecules: For Starship Captains Who Shift Shape, And Get Overly Personal With Hedgehogs and Fondue Pots
  9. Pixel Scroll 11/8 Five If By Scroll
  10. Pixel Scroll 11/16 Time Enough For Hedgehogs

And here is a Bonus Top 10 of the most popular non-Scroll posts.

  1. Getting the Last Word First
  2. Do My Homework!
  3. Mari Ness Posts World Fantasy Report and a New Personal Policy
  4. Accessibility Issue at World Fantasy Con
  5. Genre Movie Scores Dominate Annual Hall of Fame Poll
  6. The Jocular Joshi
  7. SFWA Releases Nebula Suggested Reading List
  8. Scooby in Long Island
  9. Orphaned Rover Still Available After Auction
  10. Free Collection of Stories Eligible for 1941 Retro Hugos

Top 10 Posts For October 2015

The internet was enraged over a supposed boycott of Star Wars VII for having a black protagonist, which blew over when people claimed it was a 4chan stunt. Elsewhere, Amazon filed suit against some people selling fake reviews. That and a zillion more things (especially brackets) kept the Scrolls jumping.

  1. Pixel Scroll 10/20 Hugo, we have a problem
  2. Pixel Scroll 10/18 Psycho Filer
  3. Pixel Scroll 10/1 The Other Blog of Phileas Fogg
  4. Pixel Scroll 10/23 Gilligan’s File
  5. Pixel Scroll 10/12 Paladin of Pixels
  6. Pixel Scroll 10/19 Asterix and the Missing Scroll
  7. Pixel Scroll 10/14 The pixel will see you now…
  8. Pixel Scroll 10/3 The Red Scroll of Westmarch
  9. Pixel Scroll 10/21 One Ink Cartel
  10. Pixel Scroll 10/5 Manic Pixel Dream Scroll

Here are last month’s ten highest-ranked non-Scroll articles.

  1. Threats Cause SXSW 2016 To Cancel Two Gaming Panels
  2. WisCon 40 Chairs Resign
  3. Little Orphan Ancillary
  4. Sexual Assault Reported at SDCC
  5. WFC 2015 To Revise Antiharassment Policy
  6. BuzzFeed Threatens To Withdraw From SXSW Over Canceled Panels
  7. The Martian, Spoiled
  8. Back to Another Future
  9. My Home Delusion
  10. James Sallis Quits as College Instructor Over Arizona Loyalty Oath