Everyone’s going to want one of these — The Alien Abduction Lamp!
Featuring energy saving LEDs, a perspex beam and a “Removable Bovine Abductee,” the lamp is housed in a greenish cockpit piloted by glow-in-the-dark aliens.
What some of us might call the on/off switch is, in a masterpiece of copywriting, designated the “3-stage UFO Control antenna, on/off and pulse.”
Equally glorious is the “Ultra non-slip base featuring real fake grass.”
Send your letter to Santa before he runs out!
In that photo, something about the geometry of secondary and tertiary reflections gives us multiple levitating cows. I like it.
Is this thing available in the U.S. (in a version that runs on our power mains) yet?