Pixel Scroll 3/19/17 1984 Was Not Supposed To Be An Instruction Manual!

(1) FAKE REVIEWS FOR CHARITY. For Red Nose Day, March 24, 2017, “Pay a fiver to Comic Relief and TQF will review your book. (But we won’t read it.)”.

The Theaker’s Quarterly Fiction team have written for the most respectable reviewing publications in the world, including Interzone! Black Static! The BFS Journal! And the Reading University student newspaper! But on Friday, 24 March 2017, for one day only, they will cast aside their scruples and review books they’ve never read, all in aid of Comic Relief.

For authors and publishers, big and small, this will be a great way to publicise your books while supporting a good cause. And maybe it’ll help people to recognise fake reviews when they see them. The book doesn’t have to be yours. You could order a review for a friend’s book. Or your favourite novel. Or your least favourite. Or buy several reviews. Anything you like!

We are taking bookings in advance. Once you have made a donation of five pounds, email us with the cover and blurb, or just include an Amazon link to the book in your message when making the donation, and we’ll book you in.

(2) GRUMPY OR DOC? The Guardian’s Zoe Williams asks “Beauty and the Beast: Feminist or Fraud?”

Has Disney really turned Beauty and the Beast into a feminist fairytale? Or is it all just posh frocks and women’s work with a slice of Stockholm syndrome thrown in? We delve beneath the furry facade

1) Incomplete subversion of the genre

The main – indeed the only – stated piece of feminism is that Belle has a job, so escapes the passivity and helplessness that has defined heroines since Disney and beyond. Eagle eyed feminist-checkers noted even before the film’s release that Belle’s inventing is unpaid – so it’s not a job, it’s a hobby. I don’t mind that. The future of work is automation, and even feminists will have to get used to finding a purpose outside the world of money.

I do, however, feel bound to point out that Belle’s invention is a washing machine, a contraption she rigs up to a horse, to do her domestic work while she teaches another, miniature feminist how to read. The underlying message baked into this pie is that laundry is women’s work, which the superbly clever woman will delegate to a horse while she spreads literacy. It would be better if she had used her considerable intellect to question why she had to wash anything at all, while her father did nothing more useful than mend clocks. It’s unclear to me why anyone in this small family needs to know the time.

(3) WHAT IF THEY THROW ROCKS? Eavesdrop on the “Confessions of an asteroid hunter” in The Guardian.

Space physicist Dr Carrie Nugent talks about the chances of Earth being hit by a giant asteroid – and why she owes her job to a Bruce Willis movie

The New Scientist reported research that speculated that millions could die if an asteroid came down over a city. Or that a tsunami would kill 50,000 people in Rio de Janeiro if it landed in the sea off the coast of Brazil. How likely is that? An asteroid impact in the worst-case scenario is a terrifying thing. It seems very uncontrollable: in popular culture it’s often a metaphor for human powerlessness over the world. But when you actually look at the problem and you look at statistics, you realise that we can find asteroids, and we can predict where they are going incredibly accurately. That’s kind of unique for something that’s a natural disaster. And, if we had enough warning time, we could actually move one away. It’s a solvable problem.

And these include firing a nuclear missile at the asteroid? Certainly. I interviewed Lindley Johnson who’s got the coolest title in the world: planetary defence officer. He makes the point that nuclear is something that’s being considered, but he also says that it’s a last resort. One thing I found surprising is that the most effective thing might just be to get out of the way. If it’s a small asteroid – and depending on where it’s going to come down – you might just want to evacuate. In the same way you would deal with a flood.

(4) IT’S ACCURACY IN JOURNALISM. This past week George R.R. Martin and the Mayor Santa Fe helped launch The Stagecoach Foundation, whose assets include a small office building. Martin wrote immediately after the launch —

Stagecoach will be a non-profit foundation. Our dream is to bring more jobs to the people of Santa Fe, and to help train the young people of the city for careers in the entertainment industry, through internships, mentoring, and education.

Apparently news reports got significant facts wrong, even the nearest big city paper. When when he saw the news reports, GRRM wrote a list of corrections:

— the Stagecoach building is not 30,000 square feet. Someone pulled that number out of their ass, and dozens of other reports have repeated it. That’s a rough approximate figure for MEOW WOLF, an entirely different place on the other side of Santa Fe. The Stagecoach building is perhaps a third that size,

— I did not “build” Stagecoach. David Weininger did that in 1999, as the headquarters for his compnay, Daylight Chemical Information Systems,

— I am not “opening a film studio.” Stagecoach is a non-profit foundation dedicated to bringing more film and television production to Santa Fe, it is not a film studio,

— there are no sound stages at Stagecoach (though there are several here in town, at the Santa Fe Studios and the Greer Garson Studios). It’s an office building, and will be used primarily for pre- and post-production purposes,

— I am not going to be “running” a foundation, much less a studio. That task I’ve given to a dynamic young lady named Marisa X. Jiminez, who helped open Santa Fe Studios here in town, and who will have total charge of the day-to-day operations of Stagecoach, under a board of directors.

(5) OVER THE TRANSOM. Compelling Science Fiction editor Joe Stech says they’re once again open for submissions. He’s looking for stories to include in issue 7 (and beyond). The submissions window will remain open until 11:59pm MDT on June 1st, 2017. Full details on the submissions page.

(6) MONTAIGNE OBIT. An actor who appeared in two original Star Trek episodes, Lawrence Montaigne (1931-2017) has died.

StarTrek.com is saddened to report the passing of Lawrence Montaigne, the veteran actor who played the Romulan, Decius, in the Star Trek: The Original Series episode “Balance of Terror” in 1966 and returned a year later to portray Stonn, a Vulcan, in “Amok Time.” The actor died on Friday, March 17, at the age of 86.

(7) BERRY OBIT. Famed guitarist Chuck Berry (ob-sf — he was referenced Back to the Future) died March 18. The Guardian has the best obit says Cat Eldridge.

Chuck Berry, who has died aged 90, was rock’n’roll’s first guitar hero and poet. Never wild, but always savvy, Berry helped define the music. His material fused insistent tunes with highly distinctive lyrics that celebrated with deft wit and loving detail the glories of 1950s US teen consumerism.

His first single, Maybellene, began life as “country music”, by which Berry meant country blues, but was revamped on the great postwar Chicago label Chess in 1955. It was not only rock’n’roll but the perfect indicator of just what riches its singer-songwriter would bring to the form. Starting with a race between a Cadillac and a Ford, told from the Ford-owner’s, and therefore the underdog’s, viewpoint, this immeasurably influential debut record featured one of the most famous opening verses in popular music: “As I was motorvatin’ over the hill / I saw Maybellene in a Coupe de Ville …”

Berry’s recording of “Johnny B. Goode” was included on the disk attached to Voyager, per a birthday letter sent from Carl Sagan.

(8) WRIGHTSON OBIT. Swamp Thing co-creator Bernie Wrightson (1948-2017) died March 18 of brain cancer. He was 68.

Wrightson was best known for co-creating the DC Universe character Swamp Thing with writer Len Wein and for illustrating the Swamp Thing comic in the early ’70s. His many other projects included a comic book version of the 1982 Stephen King-penned anthology horror film Creepshow and a 1983 edition of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, for which he spent seven years creating around 50 illustrations. Wrightson also worked as a conceptual artist on a number of films including the original Ghostbusters, Galaxy Quest, and Creepshow director George A. Romero’s zombie movie Land of the Dead.

(9) TODAY’S DAY

History of International Read To Me Day International Read To Me day was established by the Child Writes Foundation to encourage the growth and spread of adult literacy. It became clear that in countries throughout the world adult literacy is a problem, and many adults simply lack the ability to read even for pleasure. When trying to find ways to help offset this, it became apparent that being read to as a child helped to encourage literacy and a love of reading in adults. The result of these findings was obvious! A holiday needed to be established to encourage the foundations of literacy by reading to our children, and thus was born “International Read To Me Day”!

(10) PORTALS OF DISCOVERY. Will you want to read the book after you play the game? “Joycestick: The Gamification of ‘Ulysses’” on the Boston College website.

A literary critic once asserted that the characters in James Joyce’s Ulysses – the sprawling, modernist opus that has bewitched or bedeviled readers for decades – were not fictitious: Through them, Stuart Gilbert said, Joyce achieved “a coherent and integral interpretation of life.”

Now, through a project titled “Joycestick,” Boston College Joyce scholar Joseph Nugent and his team of mainly BC students have taken this “interpretation of life” to a whole other realm.

Joycestick is Ulysses adapted as an immersive, 3D virtual reality (VR) computer game – a “gamification,” in contemporary parlance. Users don a VR eyepiece and headphones and, with gaming devices, navigate and explore various scenes from the book. Nugent, an associate professor of the practice of English, and his team are continuing to develop, refine and add to Joycestick with the hope of formally unveiling it in Dublin this coming June 16 – the date in 1904 on which Ulysses takes place, now celebrated as Bloomsday in honor of the book’s main character, Leopold Bloom.

(11) CAN’T BE FOUND. The author’s influence on pop culture is pervasive. So “Where Are All the Big Lovecraft Films?” asks this video maker.

H.P. Lovecraft is one of the most important horror and science fiction writers of all time, yet there really aren’t that many large scale adaptations of his work, and even fewer successful ones. So where are all the Lovecraft films?

 

(12) KEEPING UP THE RAY QUOTA. Just in case Camestros Felapton ever does another count….

FATHER ELECTRICO: RAY BRADBURY LIVES FOREVER! is a documentary film based on a collaboration between the author and sculptor Christopher Slatoff.

The frontal view of the sculpture depicts a young Ray’s father carrying him home from a very long day spent at two circuses. Turn the sculpture around and the image of the Illustrated Man and his tattoos come to life and tell their stories.

The other namesake, Mr Electrico, was a carnival magician who charged 12 year-old Ray to “live forever!” The budding author begin writing that day and never stopped.

The video can’t be embedded here, it has to be watched at Vimeo.

(13) NEITHER SNOW NOR SLEET. See Ellen Datlow’s photos from the March 15 KGB Reading.

Nova Ren Suma and Kiini Ibura Salaam read their stories (and parts of stories) the day after NYC’s mini-blizzard when the temperature was still icy

(14) EMAIL ASSAULT. “Shades of Langford’s ‘basilisks’,” says Chip Hitchcock — “US man held for sending flashing tweet to epileptic writer”.

A man accused of sending a flashing image to a writer in order to trigger an epileptic seizure has been arrested, the US justice department says.

John Rayne Rivello, 29, of Maryland, sent Kurt Eichenwald an animated image with a flashing light on Twitter in December, causing the seizure.

He has been charged with criminal cyber stalking and could face a 10-year sentence, the New York Times reports.

“You deserve a seizure for your post,” he is alleged to have written.

Mr Eichenwald is known to have epilepsy. He is a senior writer at Newsweek magazine, a contributing editor at Vanity Fair and a best-selling author of books including The Informant.

(15) HOW THEY DID IT. The Mummy (2017) Zero Gravity Featurette goes behind the scene of a stunt shown in the trailer.

[Thanks to Carl Slaughter, Andrew Porter, Chip Hitchcock, Cat Eldridge, John King Tarpinian, and Ellen Datlow for some of these stories. Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editor of the day lurkertype.]

118 thoughts on “Pixel Scroll 3/19/17 1984 Was Not Supposed To Be An Instruction Manual!

  1. “…and the there were sqr(-5)”

    Lovecraft movies: The problem really is that its mostly talk and subtle and not much action. Possible, but difficult. And strangely, Hollywood prefers to recycle classic film monsters over classic horror literature monsters?

    The confounded Empire?

  2. I’d argue that Hellboy was a damn fine Lovecraft movie. It had mausoleum cities, undead savants, fish people, tentacled things from another dimension and cats. What more do you want?

  3. @bookworm1398: I haven’t seen it in a while, but Cocteau’s Beauty and the Beast can perhaps be seen as feminist. The ending imo is rather ambiguous and the film itself a critique of marriage.

  4. @Aaron That means Im an even bigger winner: I Didnt even have a novel in Amazon in the first place!

    (Didnt have? havent Had? havent Have? havent didnt? Hadnt have? Maybe I shouldnt write so late… Apologies to all editors here!)

  5. @Rob Darn it, now I’m hungry. And I had such good carbonara in Rome, too…(good thing I walked 15000 steps that day, too)

  6. The pixelated empire. Filed, scrolled AND Godstalked since the fifth era.

    And then the murders began. I blame the puppies.

  7. I’m not clear — had that already happened and that’s why you were commenting, or how did that come up?

    The book had not been pulled when I commented. I was looking at the Amazon listing while we were discussing it.

  8. @Jack Lint – You have done your good deed for the day. Thanks for the recommendation – I don’t know that I’ve ever seen The Night Gallery (I may have, though – it’s hard to say – if it was played on Chicago stations late at night, I may have seen it while staying over at my grandparents’ house).

    Which reminds me… I’ve been wondering about this show I saw bits of when I was a kid, staying up way too late at my grandparents’ house and watching TV. It was some sort of series or miniseries about witches. Maybe a family? This was back when the whole Satanic/Witch craze was going on, from what I remember. I remember a lot of family drama type stuff but with supernatural murders and whatnot. Does anyone recall a creepy series about witches?

  9. Night Gallery started out fairly well but lost some oomph as it went along. Despite being there to introduce each episode, Rod Serling didn’t have the same sort of involvement with it that he had with The Twilight Zone and the studio executives ignored most of his suggestions.

    Another problem is that the episodes of the first two seasons were an hour long and it was syndicated as a half an hour show. So you get bits and pieces of shows. They added in episodes of The Sixth Sense with Gary Collins, also edited down from an hour, to fill out the package. The original DVD was also badly put together.

    Interesting fact, Steven Spielberg’s directorial debut was one of the segments for the pilot in 1969.

  10. Aaron on March 20, 2017 at 1:40 pm said:

    It is funny to see VD try to spin having his book pulled by Amazon as a “win”.

    It’s even funnier that he assumes this Scalzi tweet is referencing him:

    John Scalzi @scalzi

    Also, a few minutes ago got confirmation of a very cool thing involving Empire that I can’t yet tell you about, he said, entirely unsubtly.

    There’s a Carly Simon song running through my head right now for some reason.

  11. @ Rob: Put spaghetti in a pot for dinner that you’re makin’;
    While it’s cooking, stir up some eggs and cheese and bacon.
    Mix it all up together your hunger to be slakin’ —
    Ahhh, carbonara!

  12. airboy on March 20, 2017 at 9:32 am said:

    Swamp Thing was a copy (intentional or not) of The Heap from the original Airboy Comics. The Heap first appeared in 1942 and was a reoccurring character.

    And earlier …Theodore wrote “It!”

    ” “It!” is a horror short story by American writer Theodore Sturgeon, first published in Unknown of August 1940. The story deals with a plant monster that is ultimately revealed to have formed around a human skeleton, specifically that of Roger Kirk, in a swamp. P. Schuyler Miller described “It!” as “probably the most unforgettable story ever published in Unknown. ” ”

    “Plant-based swamp monster similar to that in the story appear in various comic books. Among these characters are Hillman Comics’ Heap in Airboy Comics, who debuted in what was intended as a one-time appearance in the feature “Skywolf” in Air Fighters #3 (December 1942).” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It!_(short_story)

    Roy Thomas and Marie Severin did a comic book version in Supernatural Thrillers in 1972.

    “It walked in the woods.
    It was never born. It existed.”

  13. The Complimentary Empire is the nicest one.

    The Corrugated Empire, on the other hand, is a bit up and down.

  14. I wanted to read The Collateral Empire but I couldn’t get anyone to loan it to me.

  15. The Conjugating Empire should come with trigger warnings for anyone who had traumatic childhood experiences with Latin.

    (2) Grumpy or Doc?
    Is it just me or does the comment about needing to tell the time sound incredibly condescending with a whiff of classism?

    I quite like that Belle’s inventions allowed her to delegate housework; I think it makes for a nice reference to how household appliances essentially contributed to more freedom for women.

    Re: The comment about the Beast being more handsome than the Prince, that’s rather how kidlet-me felt about the animated version, too. It was part of the reason I fell so madly in love with Robin McKinley’s retellings of the story.

    (11) Can’t Be Found
    Well… Maybe the lack of direct adaptations is because Lovecraft is very influential but not, um… actually that good? /controversial opinion

    (14) Email Assault
    Good.

    @Chip Hitchcock

    I believe The Mummy is less a remake and more a reboot, and since there have been umpteen Mummy films over the years 18 years is probably a decent gap.

    @Kendall

    OK Go’s music videos are always delightful.

  16. Why is a “to be read” pile called Mt. Tsundoku? What is the origin of that term?

  17. @Bill

    A quick google seems to indicate that ‘tsundoku’ is a Japanese word for books that you buy and don’t read. I assume it developed from there into the term for a tbr pile, and the ‘mount’ part refers to the pile part of the equation.

    Personally, my tbr pile is affectionately known as Mount770.

  18. I did a search on File770, and the first reference I could find to Tsundoku was in April of 2016. I thought I’d seen it before that, but a quickish search didn’t return anything.

    I like the term Mount770, as well.

  19. @Arifel: I don’t know, the Collegial Empire is pretty nice, too.
    I tried to read The Colophon Empire, but I couldn’t get past the first page.

  20. The stories, “Cool Air” and “Pickman’s Model” on Night Gallery really struck me as a teenager. I was big on Lovecraft at the time and thought these episodes were great adaptations.
    As for Belle, reading itself seems like hardcore feminism for the time, especially if you’re self-actualized enough to invent a washing machine to give you the time to do it.

    (And the juxtaposition of Lovecraft and Beauty and the beast makes me wish there was a mash-up of the two. With a few tweaks, it could be a truly horrifying story.)

  21. Bonnie McDaniel

    I tried to read The Cataract Empire, but I got something in my eye!

    I can’t see what you did there. I heard the sequel The CPT66984 Empire makes the plot from that book more clear however.

  22. @Bonnie McDaniel: Possibly I’ve confused it with The Cascade Empire; after a great start I thought it went steadily downhill.

  23. Though Alan Moore’s later run on Swamp Thing is considered an all-time classic, it always bothered me a little that it overshadowed Wrightson and made so many changes to what Len Wein and Wrightson had done a decade earlier.

    Keep in mind, of course, that the editor who hired Moore and approved all those sweeping changes was Len Wein.

    I expect Len and Bernie have seen much higher royalties on the reprint volumes of their issues than they would have had the Moore/Bissette/Veitch run not created a lasting and ongoing market not only for Moore’s run but for the original run as well.

  24. @David Goldfarb: That Pinsker story you described sounds good; thanks for mentioning it – I’ll check it out.

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