Pixel Scroll 11/13/17 And So Pixels Made Of Sand Scroll Into The Sea, Eventually

(1) TOWARDS ST. J.R.R. Supporters of sainthood for Tolkien have launched an appeal to crowdfund a 2018 conference in Oxford:

We’re raising £50,000 to fund a Conference for the formal opening of the Cause for Canonisation of J. R. R. Tolkien (1st-2nd September 2018) in Oxford.

This year has seen a special grace in the movement to Canonise J. R. R. Tolkien, with the first Mass being celebrated at the Oxford Oratory on the 2nd September 2017, calling for prayer for the cause for canonisation to be formally opened.

– The first Mass marked the 44th anniversary of Tolkien’s death. The cause is under the guidance of Fr Daniele Pietro Ercoli, a Salesian priest from the Diocese of Treviso (but as a Salesian belonging to the religious province of Triveneto).

The Conference would support a solemn Mass on the 2nd September 2018, and would last from Saturday 1st to Sunday 2nd. The purpose of the Conference would be to provide a cultural dialogue to advocate for the sanctity of Tolkien’s personal life, as well as how this was mediated through his artistic works. I have already secured as a keynote speaker Robert Colquhoun, the Vatican backed International Director of 40 Days for Life to speak on the theme of “The Conversion of England – Hobbits and grassroots activism: Fellowship will overcome the evil of abortion.” Linking Tolkien to the new evangelisation and the conversion of England in this way, I hope to situate Tolkien’s own faith as a creative response to the joys and sorrows of this generation and use the conference as means to seeing how Tolkien’s own faith can provide solutions.

(2) WHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO NAME. Turns out Google is in fact everywhere. On the tiny Faroe Islands, lacking many paved roads, they didn’t do “Street View” but instead “Sheep View”.

Last year, the Faroe Islands petitioned Google to be featured on Google Street View by creating our own version of the mapping system, using cameras mounted on the backs of sheep and calling it Sheep View. Now, just over a year later, we have succeeded in our aim – with Google announcing today that Google Street View now features the Faroe Islands.

The Sheep View campaign was launched in July 2017 by Faroes’ resident, Durita Dahl Andreassen, who wanted to share the beauty of her native islands with the rest of the world and, in turn, to petition Google to have the nation included on Google Street View. Together with a few friendly sheep equipped with solar-powered 360-degree cameras and the support of Visit Faroe Islands, Durita set out to collect images of the Faroe Islands that could be uploaded to Google Maps.

When the tech giant heard about the Sheep View project, they thought it was “shear brilliance” and, in August 2016, they supplied the Faroese with a Street View Trekker and 360-degree cameras via the Street View camera loan program so that residents and tourists alike could assist the sheep in capturing even more images of the beautiful archipelago, using selfie sticks, bikes, backpacks, cars, kayaks, horses, ships and even wheelbarrows.

Dave Doering sent the link with a note: “Despite being this tiny speck between Scotland and Norway, the place has two nice little bookstores. Just the place to pick up Lord of the Rings in Danish and relish the read amongst the sheep!”

(3) ORC VIEW.  Paul Weimer announced in comments, “In December, Alex ‘Tolkien Map killer’ Acks and I will be teaching one of Cat Rambo’s classes on fantasy maps” — “Mapping Fantasy with Alex Acks and Paul Weimer”. Here’s the description:

Fantasy maps can add extra dimensions to a work, showing the world the writer has created. But how do you create a map that both reflects that world and the basic laws of physics? Join Alex Acks and Paul Weimer as they talk about fantasy maps in order to give you the tools you need to create and map your world. Topics include basic geologic principles, common mistakes, forms maps can take, how maps reflect world view, and how maps change over time.

Saturday, December 16, 2017 9:30-11:30 AM Pacific time

(4) THE CASH REGISTER RINGS. Variety’s Joe Otteson, in “‘Lord of the Rings’ Series Moving Forward at Amazon With Multi-Season Production Commitment”, says that Amazon Studios has made a deal with the Tolkien Estate and Tolkien Trust to have The Lord of the Rings as a multi-season series, based on events before The Fellowship of the Ring and with a possible spinoff as part of the deal.

Set in Middle Earth, the television adaptation will explore new storylines preceding “The Fellowship of the Ring.” The deal also includes a potential additional spin-off series. The series will be produced by Amazon Studios in cooperation with the Tolkien Estate and Trust, HarperCollins and New Line Cinema, a division of Warner Bros. Entertainment.

“’The Lord of the Rings’ is a cultural phenomenon that has captured the imagination of generations of fans through literature and the big screen,” said Sharon Tal Yguado, head of scripted series for Amazon Studios. “We are honored to be working with the Tolkien Estate and Trust, HarperCollins and New Line on this exciting collaboration for television and are thrilled to be taking ‘The Lord of the Rings’ fans on a new epic journey in Middle Earth.”

The Amazon deal does not cover “The Silmarillion,” the third major work taking place in Tolkein’s Middle Earth and adjacent worlds, published after the author’s death.

(5) IN NAME ONLY. Meanwhile, Kurt Busiek has been brainstorming titles for the new production.

(6) TEA AND LIMITED SYMPATHY. Larry Correia was inspired by the kerfuffle over Patrick Rothfuss’ complaint reported here the other day (item #3) to write a few thousand words in “A Capitalist Novelist’s Guide to Fan Expectations and How Not To Be A Douche” for the readers of Monster Hunter Nation.

This isn’t an all or nothing, one side is right, the other is wrong thing. Like relative douchiness, it’s on a spectrum. So this is what this discussion looks like to me.

FAN: I am disappointed that author X has not finished his next book yet.

CORREIA: Yeah, buddy. I feel your pain.

FAN: I feel betrayed and will not buy any more of his X’s books!

CORREIA: I’m sorry you feel that way, but that’s your choice.

FAN: He owes me!

CORREIA: Whoa. Hang on now.

FAN: X has broken our unwritten moral contract that I have imposed on him!

CORREIA: Fuck that. Where’d I put my shotgun?

But if you thought this was a post about sympathizing with a beleaguered writer, no, this is a post about Larry:

I don’t know Rothfuss, but six years a book, personally I would be embarrassed.

(7) TODAY IN HISTORY

  • November 13, 1992 Bram Stoker‘s Dracula premiered. This is the one starring Gary Oldman with the strange bouffant hairdo.

(8) COMICS SECTION.

  • JJ found these Transylvanian travel reviews in by Tom Gauld.
  • Chip Hitchcock discovered a new bit of Star Trek headcanon in Red and Rover.

(9) LAD GENIUS. Other people’s wounds are beneath Dave Freer’s notice. His way of proving it is by devoting a Mad Genius column to them.

Mind you, just going over the top – as tens of thousands of men did, well, they probably all needed kilts. This – the trenches of Somme – shaped JRR Tolkien. This, in its way, made the LORD OF THE RINGS what it is. It’s a far, far cry from the caliber of self-elected ‘elite’ of modern sf and Fantasy, having tantrums because someone was so terribly, terribly, horribly awfully insensitive and used the term evil ice-cream name ‘tutti-frutti’ in the title of con talk. You have to laugh. We’ve passed through micro-aggressions, down through nano-aggressions, into pico-aggressions. And they’re demanding ‘respect’. I had a few orificers who demanded respect, back when I was in the army. They didn’t get it: it’s not something you can ‘demand’. It’s given, when it is earned.

(10) NOBODY OBJECTED. Meanwhile, Richard Paolinelli explains why he thinks it’s okay for him to call his book a Nebula nominee:

Anyone as desperate for affirmation as that, how long will it be ‘til we’re reading about Paolinelli’s Nobel Peace Prize nomination?

(11) MORE HOLLYWOOD HARASSMENT. Buzzfeed reports: “DC Comics Fires Longtime Editor Following Sexual Harassment Claims”. The decision came two days after Warner Bros. and DC Entertainment launched a review into revelations that Eddie Berganza was promoted despite allegations he forcibly kissed and tried to grope colleagues.

Berganza, a 25-year veteran at DC Comics, was a group editor who oversaw production of major titles, including Superman, Supergirl, and Wonder Woman. Before he was fired, he was overseeing Dark Knights: Metal, a special series that is reportedly one of DC’s biggest-selling titles at the moment.

Two women who worked at DC told BuzzFeed News that Berganza either forcibly kissed them, or attempted to do so, in the early to mid 2000s. Several people complained to the company’s human resources department in 2010, when Berganza was up for a promotion to executive editor. Berganza still received the promotion, but was demoted to group editor in 2012 after another woman said he kissed her without her consent at a comics convention

(12) TAKING ORDERS. Contrary to what you may have heard — “The Answer To Life, The Universe — And Everything? It’s 63”.

When it comes to figuring out the nature of physical reality, part of that process starts at the absolute edge of the observable universe — the cosmic horizon, a distant layer from which light has only just, in this very instant, managed to reach us after more than 13 billion years of racing through space.

This intangible boundary between the knowable and the unknowable is, at present, roughly a thousand, trillion, trillion meters across — should you possess the means to measure it.

At the other end, in the deepest innards of every single speck of cosmos, is a scale of a hundred billion, trillion, trillionths of a meter. It represents the last meaningful physical scale within our present understanding of physics, a place where space-time itself gets choppy, uncertain, and decidedly problematic.

These two extremes span a jaw-dropping 63 orders of magnitude.

(13) AFROFUTURISM. At The Root, “A Guide to Fantasy and Science Fiction Made for Black People, by Black People”.

Since the beginning of time, when we have not been included, we have created our own. HBCUs, black-owned businesses, black houses of worship, black social organizations and The Root itself are fruits of our resilience and creativity in the face of adversity. The books Afrofuturism: The World of Black Sci-fi and Fantasy Culture and The Encyclopedia of Black Comics are fantastic evidence of this rich hub of black art. To further elaborate, here is an inclusive (and intersectional) guide to black art and artists in the genre to support, ranging from emerging to longtime favorites.

(14) BLACK PANTHER. ComicsBeat says “These Black Panther character posters will make you wish it was February” – see the full set at the link.

(15) BREATHING NORMALLY. Camestros Felapton begins “Review: Star Trek Discovery – Episode 9” with a lefthanded compliment:

I kind of suspected that the crew would pull their act together for the mid-season finale and they certainly did. Genuinely exciting and not once did I let out an exasperated sigh. This was actually good.

Oh so many spoilers below as I go through what went right this time…

(16) FOOD COURT IN SESSION. Is this the long-delayed revenge for introducing the rest of the world to haggis? “Taco Bell to open first Scottish restaurant next month”.

Fast food giant Taco Bell has announced it will open its first restaurant in Scotland next month.

The Tex-Mex chain will open its doors in Glasgow on December 7, with a new outlet on Sauchiehall Street in city centre.

The first 100 people through its doors on the opening day will receive a free limited edition Taco Bell t-shirt.

There will also be four prizes of a year’s supply of Taco Bell handed out to fans of the chain, with more information to be announced across the company’s UK social media channels in the coming weeks.

(17) THE ACCIDENTAL SANTA. Beware, your heart will be warmed by this Marks & Spencer Christmas ad with Paddington.

[Thanks to Cat Eldridge, JJ, John King Tarpinian, Martin Morse Wooster, Chip Hitchcock, Dave Doering, Andrew Porter, and Carl Slaughter for some of these stories. Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editor of the day Xtifr.]

83 thoughts on “Pixel Scroll 11/13/17 And So Pixels Made Of Sand Scroll Into The Sea, Eventually

  1. Ryan H on November 14, 2017 at 10:24 am said:
    The full-cast Black Panther poster is fantastic
    http://cdn2-www.superherohype.com/assets/uploads/gallery/black-panther_1/blackpantherposter.jpg

    Not only is it a great poster design, it’s also really neat seeing so many black actors prestented togeather. In fact, the only white actors in the poster are Martin Freeman and Andy Serkis. Which is kind of a neat reunion after their work on the Hobbit films.

    They’re the Tolkien white guys on the poster.

    [badumtush] You win the internet today…

  2. In fact, the only white actors in the poster are Martin Freeman and Andy Serkis.

    It took a while to find Serkis – I was looking for a CGI character.

  3. @Mark thanks for explaining. pretty excited for my new employment opportunities, hope my lack of fluency in Mandarin or Cantonese isn’t too much of a problem

  4. @JJ
    I’ve seen a handful of variations.

    I wish I had originated it, but it’s such a perfect gift to the world that I could not resist inflicting it on anyone who may not have seen it.

  5. 1. Leave it to the Tolkien Sainthood fans to make me think David Brin had kind of a point about LOTR.

    4, @August:

    it’s a prequel series, and apparently is not based on the Silmarillion (sp?), so who even knows what we’re going to get.

    Game of Thrones, except more white, and more male. I am at least looking forward to the episode that is simply an hour of Tom Bombadill played by Pewee Herman.

    Deep fried tacos: if you use a larger tortilla and wrap it like a burrito, well, that’s where chimichangas come from.

  6. Game of Thrones, except more white, and more male.

    Well, given how terrified Tolkien’s writing was of sex, maybe a bit more tame.

  7. Think you’ll find the Faroe Islands to the north-WEST of Scotland, so more like between Scotland and Iceland (ish) than twixt S. and Norway…

    Geopedantry: fun for all the family!

  8. Game of Thrones, except more white, and more male.

    Given that they’re making up a new story to fit in, I bet they’ll make up a bunch of women to be part of that story.

    Not at all sure they’ll make up characters of color, but I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Striders and the Rangers do a lot of work with a Haradrim trader (and his lithe, rebellious daughter) who always seems to be up in the region on business, and we suddenly discover that elves and dwarves are not quite as monolithically Caucasian as heretofore believed.

    Heck, I wouldn’t be at al surprised if we discovered that while Smaug was the last of the great dragons of the Age, lesser dragons with ambitions to be great still came down from the north as budgets permitted, and lines like “It has been said that dragon-fire could melt and consume the Rings of Power, but there is not now any dragon left on earth in which the old fire is hot enough” are used as justification for firedrakes of lower heat settings.

    In short, I wouldn’t bet against the idea that it’ll look as much like GAME OF THRONES as can be managed.

  9. Paolinelli is now on Twitter claiming that the reason he is making false claims about being a Nebula Nominee is because Mike made him do it. 🙄

    Mike, since you’re so powerful at forcing people to do things that they otherwise wouldn’t have done under their own volition, can you make my boss give me a raise? 😀

  10. I have to be careful with that power. Somebody asked, “Mike, make me a malted.” He looks a lot different with a cherry on top.

  11. @Ingvar: ISTM that that is unlikely, given Tolkien’s purblind view of country life.

  12. I don’t seem to be blocked, either. May I come in to the clubhouse? I have some digestive bikkies to go with the tea.

  13. ULTRAGOTHA: JJ, I want a better vacation leave policy. Can Mike make that happen?

    Meh, I’m dubious. I asked him for a pony more than a year ago and he hasn’t managed to make that happen yet.

  14. @Various: I’m uncool and love tea. Just sayin’. 😉

    I’m so uncool I can’t even be blocked on Twitter, as I don’t use the test account I made for work a while back!

  15. JJ on November 14, 2017 at 7:28 pm said:

    Paolinelli is now on Twitter claiming that the reason he is making false claims about being a Nebula Nominee is because Mike made him do it. ?

    Good grief – I just saw that.

  16. @ Owen Whiteoak:

    Pretty much directly north of Lewis and Harris. So, west of most of Scotland, but directly north of the westernmost islands.

  17. Ingvar… I don’t think the North Pole is quite where you think it is. The British Isles lean over a lot more than it looks like on most maps.

  18. OK Ingvar, I’ll give you a little north of NNW – but you won’t find them if you’re looking between Scotland and Norway.

  19. Owen Whiteoak: That is 100% correct. It’s (as far as I can tell) not even possible to run a great circle route fro anywhere in Scotland to Svalbard that passes through the Faroe Islands (the long way around to Queen Maud’s Land is cheating, and you’d most probably be heading south from Scotland anyway).

    As for “north” directions, Stornoway is 6.387° W (and on the eastern side of the island, but the only point I can quickly get a westness of), Torshavn is at ~6.75° W (again, the only Faroese location I could quickly find…).

  20. Ingvar…. Whoever wd have thot the precise location of the Faroe Islands would become a fannish controversy? Pls consider pipe of peace lit and passed on.

  21. Owen: I merely care too deeply about the extended Norse geography. Like, “Stockholm is further north than most of Scotland” (technically true, north of all the Scottish mainland, but not north of most of the Shetlands) and “Sweden and Finland have land borders on two islands in the Baltic” (one of them has one of the coolest border shapes I’ve seen, because land-rise). I’m still not sure what the terms “northern” and “southern” actually mean in the UK, since I’m more northern than almost all of them, but consider myself “southern” (I grew up in the southern third of Sweden).

    And I happened to have a decent intuitive sense of where the Faroe Islands are because I was looking at Google Sheep-View yesterday.

  22. @Ingvar

    Don’t worry, we English can’t decide on where the north and south of the country are either! Plus there’s an entire area called the Midlands confusing matters.
    (Of course the Scots just say we’re all southerners….)

  23. @Mark: I’ve had the “northern”/”southern” discussion with people from Aberdeen, they were deeply confused when I said “if I’m a southerner, you’re one too”. 🙂

  24. All I know is, I love the idea of Google sheep view, and the brilliance of using camera-bearing sheep to takes pictures, and I want to spend some time looking at the pictures as soon as I wade through the latest batch of STUFF!

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  26. I wish my screen didn’t make “Faroe Islands” look so much like “Farce Islands.”

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