Shatoetry is an iPhone app that lets you arrange words as uttered by William Shatner into messages, comments, haiku, or random blathering.
Hit the “Shat that!” button any time you want to hear how Mr. Shatner recites the words you’ve put in the Compose Field.
You can send your creations worldwide through the internet:
Shared Shatisms are exported as playable QuickTime video files, so your friends (or the Shatoetist community at large) will hear the Shatism you created just as you did.
I Shat you not…
[Thanks to John King Tarpinian for the story.]