James H. Burns provides a rhyming review of last night’s live telecast of Peter Pan.
I once had dreamz of neverland,
Weaned on Martin and Disneyland.
I thrilled to Rigby’s ampersand,
The best of all the Peter Pans.
But this is not a charming tale,
With angles awry, and notes that flail.
I think that I will soon set sail,
For better dreams, that do not pale!
++ James H. Burns