Pixel Scroll 6/13/18 But File’s Just A Pixel And Pixels Weren’t Meant To Last

(1) WW 1984. Director Patty Jenkins and Gal Gadot tweeted today about Wonder Woman 2 — now called Wonder Woman 1984.  Jenkins’ tweet shows that Chris Pine is in the movie even though his character, Steve Trevor, was killed at the end of Wonder Woman.

(2) YOON HA LEE ON TOUR. The 1000 Year Plan is today’s stop on the “Revenant Gun Blog Tour – A Q&A with Yoon Ha Lee”.

In nearly two decades of publishing short fiction, you’ve built so many different universes and mythologies where we are only offered a glimpse of what seems like a much richer context. Most of these stories are one-offs; what was it about the Hexarchate concept that compelled you grow it into a larger epic? Have you entertained the idea of expanding on any of your other stories?

I’d been wanting to write a novel for a while, but my first substantive attempt, which I (affectionately?) call the Millstone Fantasy Novel, was ten years in the making and turned out to be fatally flawed, so I trunked it. I love space opera, though, everything from Simon R. Green’s Deathstalker books to Lois McMaster Bujold’s Vorkosigan Saga to Jack Campbell’s Black Jack Geary books, and I wanted to try my hand at it. Even then, Ninefox Gambit was originally going to be a one-off. When I came to the end, however, I realized that I had more to say about the setting and more ideas for plot. I suppose part of it’s laziness as well–having generated all those setting details, it seemed a shame not to get some more use out of them!

I’ve occasionally thought about revisiting a few of my past stories, but most of them feel complete in themselves. Especially at shorter lengths, I’m really more focused on the idea than building an elaborate world that can be explored again and again. I’m probably more likely to do something new and different to keep myself entertained.

(3) IT’S IMPOSSIBLE. In “Timothy and Babies”, Camestros Felapton and Timothy the Talking Cat get into a big brawl over terminology despite never once using the word “decimate.”

Dramatic Personae:

  • Camestros Felapton – raconteur and bon-vivant
  • Timothy the Talking Cat – a rat-auteur and bomb-savant
  • Mrs Brigsly – an inhabitant of Bortsworth and carekeeper of a baby
  • A baby – a baby of unknown provenance in the care of Mr Brisgly

[Timothy] I had to look up ‘bon-vivant’ and the dictionary did not say ‘binges on Netflix and chocolate hob-nobs’
[Camestros] It is more of an attitude than a strictly prescribed lifestyle.
[Timothy] and I’m the one who tells anecdotes in a ‘skilful or amusing way’
[Camestros]…well…
[Timothy] It cleary says “OR”!
[Camestros] Let’s change the subject shall we? I’m already on the sixth line of dialogue, I’m not going back and changing the list of characters now.

(4) QUESTION AUTHORITY. Rachel Swirsky speaks up: “In Defense of ‘Slice of Life’ Stories”.

Many poems attempt to communicate an impression or an emotion. A poem about nature might not be intended to communicate “here is an intellectual idea about nature,” but instead “this is what it looked like through my eyes” and “this is how it felt.” Fine art landscapes can be like that, too. They depict a place at a time, both transient, through the eye of the painter (where the eye of the painter may figure more or less into the image, depending on whether it’s a realistic painting, etc).

What this makes me wonder is–why are we so dismissive of this in fiction? Plots are excellent; ideas are excellent. But what’s so wrong with a slice of life, that we refer to it with distaste? Why can’t fiction be about rendering transient, momentary emotions? Why do we demand they always be in the context of a plot?

(5) A GOOD EXAMPLE. Tor.com’s Leah Schnelbach tells “How Ann Leckie’s Ancillary Justice Avoids the Dreaded Infodump”.

…In the interest of slaying this monster, I’m going to walk you through the opening pages of Ann Leckie’s Hugo Award-winning Ancillary Justice—which gives the reader the perfect amount of info, without becoming too dumpy.

Think of this like going on a date, or grabbing coffee with a new friend—you give a few details, sure, but you don’t narrate a bullet list of your whole life. When you’re writing, you’re on a date with your reader. Ideally, your story will charm them enough that they lose track of time and hang out with you until you both suddenly realize that the restaurant has closed, all the other diners have left, and an annoyed busboy has to unlock the front door to let you out.

To get a feel for how to include lots of worldbuilding without killing your story’s momentum, let’s look at an example of a great opening. The first four pages of Ancillary Justice introduce us to a mysterious narrator, a harsh world, and two different conflicts right away, all while seeding in enough questions about the book’s world to keep us turning pages. You can read the first chapter over on NPR; below, I’ll pull the text apart (roughly half of NPR’s excerpt) paragraph by paragraph and unpack how and why it works.

(6) STAN LEE NEWS. The Hollywood Reporter says “Stan Lee Granted Restraining Order Against Business Manager, LAPD Investigating Claims of Elder Abuse”.

The move comes two days after Keya Morgan was arrested on suspicion of filing a false report to police.

Stan Lee on Wednesday filed for a restraining order against the man he said last week was the only person who was handling his affairs and business, Keya Morgan, a Los Angeles Superior Court media relations rep confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter.

Lee was granted a temporary restraining order against Morgan, authorities told THR. The request for a permanent order is 43 pages long. A court date to decide that request is set for July 6.

The restraining order request was filed two days after Morgan was arrested on suspicion of filing a false report to police. Morgan was released from jail on $20,000 bail.

The LAPD is investigating reports of elder abuse against Lee. The investigation began in February, but only became public knowledge Wednesday.

(7) WELDON ON INCREDIBLES 2. NPR’s Glen Weldon says: “Retrofuturistic ‘The Incredibles 2’ Is More Retro Than Futuristic”.

Brad Bird’s virtuosic 2004 animated movie The Incredibles is the best superhero film that has ever been made and is likely the best superhero film that ever will be made.

This is a fact — a cold, hard one. The massive, resolute, essential truth of this fact is abiding and irresistible and immovable; it possesses its own magnetic field, its own solar day….

The villain — a mysterious masked figure known as the Screenslaver, who uses television to control the minds of hapless citizens (and heroes) — arrives with a villainous manifesto, albeit a slightly muddier one than that of the first film’s nemesis. And that same conceptual muddiness, a byproduct of the sequel’s need to expand on and complicate the world of the first film, seeps slowly into the entire film.

(8) KNOCK IT OFF. Another response to abusive Star Wars fans — “John Boyega tells Star Wars fans to stop harassing cast”.

Star Wars actor John Boyega has urged fans of the franchise to stop harassing the cast on social media.

His comments came after two co-stars, Daisy Ridley and Kelly Marie Tran, quit Instagram after receiving online abuse.

The actor, who plays Finn, tweeted: “If you don’t like Star Wars or the characters, understand that there are decisions makers [sic] and harassing the actors/actresses will do nothing.”

(9) TODAY IN HISTORY

  • June 13, 1953The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms was released theatrically.

(10) TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS

  • Born June 13 – Malcolm McDowell, 75. Alex in A Clockwork Orange of course but King Arthur in Arthur the King, Dr. Miles Langford in Class of 1999, Soran in Star Trek: Generations, Arcady Duvall in the Jonah Hex episode of Batman: The Animated Series, Mr. Roarke, The Host, in the second Fantasy Island series, and far, far took many other roles to note here.
  • Born June 13 – Tim Allen, 65. Galaxy Quest’s Jason Nesmith and Toy Story’s Buzz Lightyear.
  • Born June 13 – Ally Sheedy, 56. In X-Men: Apocalypse  Scott’s Teacher as Scott’s Teacher.
  • Born June 13 – Chris Evans, 37. Various Marvel films including of course The Avengers and Thor.
  • Born June 13 – Aaron Taylor-Johnson, 28. In Avengers: Age of Ultron  as Pietro Maximoff / Quicksilver,

(11) COMICS SECTION.

(12) PURE IMAGINATION. The Washington Post’s John Kelly asks “Are cartoon characters on lottery scratch-off tickets a way to lure young gamblers?”. The journalist investigates the Willy Wonka Golden Tickets currently being sold by the Maryland Lottery, and is told by Maryland Lottery and Gaming Control Agency director Gordon Medenica that they aren’t trying to get kids hooked on lottery tickets because Willy Wonka “has almost zero resonance with children today.”

To put it another way: Are colorful, cartoonish Racing Presidents and Willy Wonka scratchers the alcopops and fruit-flavored vape pens of the lottery world?

I contacted the two lottery agencies and they said no. Oh, good, okay then. .?.?.

But, you know, let’s explore this a little more.

Gordon Medenica, director of the Maryland Lottery and Gaming Control Agency, said he was actually a little reticent when first approached by the company that created the Willy Wonka scratch-off, Scientific Games of Las Vegas.

“Frankly, we avoided it for some period of time,” he said. “My concern was still mainly just a personal thing: Isn’t this a children’s brand? Shouldn’t we be avoiding something like this?”

What changed Medenica’s mind were assurances from Scientific Games that Willy Wonka was no longer a children’s character. Many casinos, they reminded him, have Willy Wonka-branded slot machines.

“The adults who play the games have a fond memory of that movie, but in fact it has almost zero resonance with children today, oddly enough,” Medenica said.

(13) MOAT NOT INCLUDED. One of Mike Kennedy’s local news feeds (WAFF TV) alerted him to the availability of some prime unreal estate: “You can own this castle in Georgia for less than $1 million”.

Kennedy says there is a Zillow listing for the residence in question:

This 57,000 sq.ft. castle is in Menio GA — that’s near the state line with Alabama but not terribly near any sizable city. By road, it’s about 100 miles NW of Atlanta, about 50 miles SSW of Chattanooga TN, and a little over 100 miles NE of Birmingham AL. From my home (Huntsville AL), I’d have to travel over 80 miles EbS — part of it through some seriously back-country roads across the Cumberland Plateau.

The owner has dropped the asking price from $1,500,000 to a mere $999,999 (it’s been on Zillow for over 1000 days, after all). Earlier in the decade it was listed for as much as $5,9000,000. It has 30 bedrooms; 15 bathrooms; and sits on almost 250 acres.

Only 18,000 sq.ft. of the 57,000 sq.ft. floor space is finished, but Zillow says materials are on site to finish out most of the rest. Only some of the exterior stonework is installed. Think of it as your own little fixer upper. (You should be handy with a backhoe if you want to extend the ceremonial water feature in front to a full moat.)

(14) NO FALL OF MOONDUST. Figuratively speaking, this genie is still in the bottle. Now, who gets to keep the bottle? Yahoo! News has the story — “Woman Says Neil Armstrong Gave Her A Vial Of Moon Dust, Sues NASA To Keep It”.

A Tennessee woman is proactively suing NASA to keep what she says is a vial of moon dust gifted from astronaut Neil Armstrong.

Laura Cicco said Armstrong was a family friend, and that her mother gave her a tube of priceless lunar particles when she was 10, along with a note that read: “To Laura Ann Murray — Best of Luck — Neil Armstrong Apollo 11

Cicco told The Washington Post she kept Armstrong’s autograph in her bedroom but didn’t see the dust until she was going through her parents’ possessions five years ago.

NASA has not confiscated the vial, but Cicco says she doesn’t want the space agency to take it, so she filed a lawsuit on Wednesday to proactively assert her rights.

It might seem strange to sue at this point, but proactive law maintains that in some cases, such as those involving trademarks, contracts, and potential disputes, it is easier, cheaper and faster to address problems before they happen instead of reacting to them.

(15) BLOWN UP, SIR. Strange Angel premieres tomorrow, and I don’t remember linking to it before.

Watch the official trailer for Strange Angel, premiering June 14th, exclusively on CBS All Access. Strange Angel, a drama series created by Mark Heyman (Black Swan, The Skeleton Twins) and based on George Pendle’s book of the same name, is inspired by the real life story of Jack Parsons and explores the dramatic intersection between genius and madness, science, and science fiction.

 

(16) NOT EXACTLY AMAZING. After you read Galactic Journey’s review, you probably won’t jump into your time machine to look for a 1963 newsstand where you can buy this issue: “[June 13, 1963] THUD (the July 1963 Amazing)”.

Jack Sharkey’s serialized novella The Programmed People, which concludes in this July 1963 Amazing, describes a tight arc from mediocre to appalling and lands with a thud….

(17) BRADBURY CALLING. This is from a column by Nilanjana Roy called “When Books Are Burned” in the Financial Times (behind a paywall).

Fahrenheit 451 began in 1951 as a novella called The Fireman. Bradbury set down 25,000 words in nine days, renting a desk in the typing room in the basement of the UCLA library.  He wrote to a fan in 2006, ‘How could I have written so many words so quickly?  It was because of the library.  All of my friends, all of my loved ones, were on the shelve above and shouted, yelled, and shrieked at me to be creative…You can imagine how exciting it was to do a book about book burning in the very presence of hundreds of my beloveds on the shelves…’

…What he (Bradbury) anticipated, even in the pre-Internet, pre-Twitter, pre-WhatsApp 1950s, was the time we’ve reached–an age of manic consumption of a constant stream of often useless information.  For Bradbury, what was terrifying was not just the burning of books, it was the way in which people were prepared to turn against those who refused to sup at the same shallow pools, to persecute those who step away from the stream.

Re-reading Fahrenheit 451 decades after I’d first read it as a teenager, I heard Bradbury’s plea far more clearly.  In a world gone mad from too much junk, don’t forget reading, or books, or the necessaity of slow conversations and contemplative silence in a time of howling mobs and incessant noise.

(18) GENRE INTEREST LIBERALLY CONSTRUED. Hey, is this an appropriate headline, or what? USA Today reports that a “Kickstarter aims to make Ruth Bader Ginsburg into action figure”.

If you’ve ever wanted an action figure of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, your chance is coming.

FCTRY, a product incubator, kicked off a crowd fundraiser on Tuesday to raise the money to create an action figure of the 85-year-old associate justice.

It gave itself 35 days to raise its $15,000 goal on Kickstarter. As of Tuesday evening, just hours after launch, the company had raised more than $67,000.

(19) DUMBO TRAILER. Now out –  the teaser trailer for Tim Burton’s all-new live-action Dumbo, coming to theatres March 2019.

From Disney and visionary director Tim Burton, the all-new grand live-action adventure “Dumbo” expands on the beloved classic story where differences are celebrated, family is cherished and dreams take flight. Circus owner Max Medici (Danny DeVito) enlists former star Holt Farrier (Colin Farrell) and his children Milly (Nico Parker) and Joe (Finley Hobbins) to care for a newborn elephant whose oversized ears make him a laughingstock in an already struggling circus. But when they discover that Dumbo can fly, the circus makes an incredible comeback, attracting persuasive entrepreneur V.A. Vandevere (Michael Keaton), who recruits the peculiar pachyderm for his newest, larger-than-life entertainment venture, Dreamland. Dumbo soars to new heights alongside a charming and spectacular aerial artist, Colette Marchant (Eva Green), until Holt learns that beneath its shiny veneer, Dreamland is full of dark secrets.

 

(20) VIDEO OF THE DAY. Fish With Legs is a Screen Australia cartoon on Vimeo, directed by Dave Carter, about what happened when all the fish in Australia suddenly sprouted legs!

[Thanks to John King Tarpinian, Chip Hitchcock, JJ, Cat Eldridge, Andrew Porter, Mike Kennedy, Martin Morse Wooster, and Carl Slaughter for some of these stories. Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editor of the day Jack Lint.]


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85 thoughts on “Pixel Scroll 6/13/18 But File’s Just A Pixel And Pixels Weren’t Meant To Last

  1. 1) So another period piece?

    14) Perhaps NASA could argue that any samples taken from the Moon are their property and thus might try to confiscate it on that basis. I can see the value in a proactive lawsuit to forestall that

  2. (16) Well, I don’t know about this tale, but Jack Sharkey—assuming it’s the same one—wrote the novelization of “The Addams Family” (straight to paperback, and it’s actually a number of original vignettes), and I enjoyed it enough to read it several times over the years. He also did one piece for Playboy that I happened upon while looking at the nekkid pictures, a series of short take-offs on famous horror tales, and I found some amusement there as well. Though not as much as with his particular vision of the Addamses.

    (19) Aw, gee. I wish someone had asked me before they went ahead and made this. I’d have suggested making something else.

  3. (18) GENRE INTEREST LIBERALLY CONSTRUED.

    Definitely genre.

    Your argument is invalid. 😉

  4. Appertainment time, Dann!

    No, I don’t make deliberate typos in a calculated effort to generate comments — it’s simply a natural gift.

  5. @Paul Weimer

    14) Perhaps NASA could argue that any samples taken from the Moon are their property and thus might try to confiscate it on that basis. I can see the value in a proactive lawsuit to forestall that

    That is pretty much the argument. The samples never belonged to an astronaut so Armstrong would never had had the authority to give away the sample. On the other hand, when a Lunar Sample Return Bag was accidentally sold (by the government) in an online govt’ surplus auction for less than $1000, courts ruled that sale valid. The owner then auctioned off the bag for about $1.8 million.

  6. 18)
    I backed RBG Kickstarter on day one. I have a few of their previous political action figures Clinton, Obama, Warren. Love watching people’s faces when they first notice them on my shelf among my figures and stuffed animals.

  7. 15
    See also Boucher’s novel Rocket to the Morgue, which is based on Parsons (and LASFS). (It’s fun reading it for the barely-disguised Big Names.)

  8. 13) Is this the one you can see from I-24 as you’re driving from Nashville to Chattanooga?

  9. My Name is Pixelmandias, Tick of Ticks. Look on my scrolls, ye Mighty, and despair!

  10. Nothing beside remains. Round the decay / Of that colossal File, boundless and bare / The lone and level pixels scroll away.

  11. @Lee

    13) Is this the one you can see from I-24 as you’re driving from Nashville to Chattanooga?

    Nope. Menlo GA is many, many miles away from any interstate.

  12. Would like to run some more photos of cats sleeping on SFF — operators are standing by at mikeglyer (at) cs (dot) com

  13. (7) Point of order, Mr. Reviewer: the first Incredibles movie DOES take place in 1962 save for the opening parts which would be in ~1947.

  14. Xtifr on June 13, 2018 at 10:05 pm said:
    My Name is Pixelmandias, Tick of Ticks. Look on my scrolls, ye Mighty, and despair!

    Ha ha ha, as I hadn’t seen yours when I posted this:
    “My name is GodStalkandias, File of Files;
    Look on my Scrolls, ye Mighty, and…”

  15. Kip writes: (19) Aw, gee. I wish someone had asked me before they went ahead and made this. I’d have suggested making something else.

    Anything else.

    Even nothing at all would be an improvement.

  16. (1): Is this the 1984 of George Orwell, or the 1984 of Margaret Thatcher, I wonder?

  17. 1) Unofficial photos popped up on Twitter as well. (Apparently the first day of shooting included some outdoor work.) Looks like the AIDS crisis will be mentioned, at least in passing, in the film.

    13) I see I should change my writer goals from “Make enough money to buy a new mattress” to “Make enough money to build my own castle in the Deep South.”

  18. 10): A case of too many Chrisses? Evans plays Captain America in the Marvel movies. Although he did, in fact, make an uncredited cameo in one of the Thor movies …

  19. @Soon Lee: The Clarke fan in me wants it to be “Look on my works, ye mighty and Diaspar”

  20. Joe H. Says A case of too many Chrisses? Evans plays Captain America in the Marvel movies. Although he did, in fact, make an uncredited cameo in one of the Thor movies …

    Hence Thor. I personally treat films in this universe as akin to being part of book series hence that Chris becomes, through the deception of Loki, part of the Thor series.

  21. a: If I were rich I’d buy the hell out of that castle.

    b. Now I want a Wonder Woman based in Orwell’s 1984.

    c. IIRC, the manga Shirokuma Cafe has been mentioned here a few times as a favored comfort While browsing at archive.org a couple of days ago, I found that they have Emperor to Issho, which involves an enigmatic guest penguin and should be similarly enjoyable.

  22. @Darren Garrison

    Spoilers for Wonder Woman’s 1984:
    She comes running up with a big ol’ mallet and smashes a huge screen showing Big Brother. At the end of the movie, one of the corporations they thank is Apple.

  23. 13) My god, that thing is hideous. A round tower without proper arrow slit windows has all the esthetic appeal of a nuclear reactor.

  24. 4) I think it’s a mistake to conflate “plotless fiction” with “slice of life” fiction. There is a ton of both, but they don’t tend to have a lot of overlap that I’ve seen. Pretty much everything Carol Shields or Alice Munro wrote could easily be classified as slice of life, imo, and ditto for Catherine Hernandez’ amazing Scarborough, my favourite book of last year, or John Williams’ Stoner. But they are far from plotless. Tom McCarthy’s Satin Island is more or less plotless, and so is Lars Iyer’s Spurious, but I don’t know that you could call either of them slice of life, except by the longest of reaches.

    César Aira and Clarice Lispector’s work fits into both categories, imo, but I don’t think they look anything like what manga/anime fans would recognize as slice of life stories, if that’s the perspective you’re coming from. (And those anime/manga stories can be quite lovely, and I think they’re a fun genre, but I don’t know if that approach is as satisfying in prose as it is visually.)

    My local indie bookseller has a “plotless fiction” shelf, and the stuff that’s on it is deeply, deeply weird. Some of it is almost unreadable, and some of it is genius, and pretty much none of it looks like anything else I’ve ever read.

  25. I think it’s a mistake to conflate “plotless fiction” with “slice of life” fiction.

    Yes, a “slice of life” story is still a whole story, just without any major incidents. What she is calling a “slice of life” I’d call more a “vignette.”

  26. @jayn
    Yep, that’s an ugly fake castle, all right. (Real ones don’t have outside windows at all on the lower levels – they’re all higher up. And small. Because you don’t want to make it easy for your enemies.)

  27. @John M. Cowan

    “Neither a pixel nor a scroller be . . .”

    Any time I hear part of this speech from Hamlet, my brain starts playing the musical version from Gilligan’s Island.

    (Sung to the tune of “Toreador Song”)
    Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
    Do not forget, stay out of debt.
    Think twice, and take this good advice from me:
    Guard that old solvency.
    There’s just one other thing you ought to do:
    To thine own self be true!

  28. Meredith Moments (featuring, as far as I’m aware, no Chrisses whatsoever): Mike Carey’s The Boy on the Bridge is $2.99, and John Bellairs’ The Face in the Frost is currently $1.13.

  29. @Lee

    13) Is this the one you can see from I-24 as you’re driving from Nashville to Chattanooga?

    Is this the one that’s three towers connected by curtain walls? I knew some of the guys who worked on that in the summers. Got a tour of the construction site in the 1980s.

  30. @jayn:

    13) My god, that thing is hideous. A round tower without proper arrow slit windows has all the esthetic appeal of a nuclear reactor.

    I’d still buy it. Most of the exterior looks like aluminum cladding. It would be easy to pull the lower-level windows out.

  31. Kip W: Spoilers for Wonder Woman’s 1984:
    She comes running up with a big ol’ mallet and smashes a huge screen showing Big Brother. At the end of the movie, one of the corporations they thank is Apple.

    Bravo! Bravissimo!

  32. Mike

    Would like to run some more photos of cats sleeping on SFF — operators are standing by at mikeglyer (at) cs (dot) com

    Well that has to be addressed. Just sent one off to you!

  33. Chris evans also played the Torch on the fantasric four movies, arguably the best thing of those movies.

    The beautiful pixel.

  34. @Peer: Michael Chiklis was also good. But yes, I fell in love with Chris Evans in that movie.

  35. I was hoping for The New Wonder Woman from 1968…

    We have created for the first time in all history a file of pure ideology, where each pixel may scroll, secure from the puppies of any contradictory true thoughts.

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