Pixel Scroll 9/20/16 Grow Scrolled Along With Me, The Pixel Is Yet To Be

(1) SUMMER IN ORCUS HAS LAUNCHED.  A certain T. Kingfisher has released the first chapter of a new serial, Summer in Orcus. Also known as Ursula Vernon, and RedWombat, Kingfisher filled readers in on the schedule…:

I will be posting links here as they go live, never fear! It will be up Tuesdays and Thursdays, and we’re going to try bonus content on Sundays–little snippets about the world of Orcus and so forth–once we’ve had a few weeks to settle in, and I’ll do my best to get an RSS feed working as well for people who don’t check back here frequently. Long-time readers will recognize the start of the story–“Hey! It’s the one with Baba Yaga!”–as having been posted here. Yup, that’s the one, and I finally finished it… I’m all nervous and stuff. This is such a weird little book and I’m still not sure if anyone will like it or if they will throw tomatoes, but by god, I wrote it anyway, and thanks to the awesome people on Patreon, I can offer it free to the world.

And the number of chapters

(Incidentally, I think there will be 34 chapters.)

Each chapter is supposed to run around 2500 words, but there’s a fair amount of fluctuation, just because I didn’t want to break some things off in mid-sentence. So there’s a few short ones and a few reeeeeally long ones. But I suppose we’ll make do.

The story begins this way:

Once upon a time there was a girl named Summer, whose mother loved her very very very much.

Her mother loved her so much that she was not allowed to play outside where someone might grab her, nor go away on sleepovers where there might be an accident or suspicious food. She was not allowed to go away to camp, where she might be squashed by a horse or bitten by diseased mosquitoes, and she most certainly was not allowed to go on the Ferris Wheel at the carnival because (her mother said) the people who maintain the machinery are lazy and not very educated and might get drunk and forget to put a bolt back on and the entire thing could come loose at any moment and fall down and kill everyone inside, and they should probably leave the carnival immediately before it happened….

(2) KICKSTARTER MEETS GOAL. The Kickstarter appeal for Oh, The Places You’ll Boldly Go! passed its $20,000 target. The Seuss/Star Trek parody mashup will be written by David Gerrold, with art by Ty Templeton. File 770 is celebrating by posting this image from the project, courtesy of editor Glenn Hauman.

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(3) BUCK ROGERS IN THE 21-AND-A-HALF CENTURY. Two families who once owned the rights to Buck Rogers are involved in a lawsuit over a pitch one made to Syfy, despite it being generally believed the rights are now in the public domain, says The Hollywood Reporter.

Some believe that the fictional space explorer Buck Rogers, created in the 1920s by author Philip Francis Nowlan, is in the public domain. Notwithstanding this fact, Nowlan’s heirs are now on the defensive in a lawsuit that accuses them of breaching contact and diluting trademarks by pitching a “Buck Rogers” pilot to the Syfy Network.

Buck Rogers first appeared in Nowlan’s 1929 novella Armageddon 2419 A.D and became a popular character in comic strips, radio programs and a motion picture series. Nowlan was under contract with John F. Dille’s National Newspaper Service, and when the author died in 1940, his wife fought Dille over intellectual property ownership. In 1942, the lawsuit was settled with Nowlan releasing claims and rights to Dille in exchange for $1,750.

Last year, producer Don Murphy (TransformersNatural Born Killers, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) wanted to make a film based on Armageddon 2419 A.D, and after receiving an objection from the licensing representative of the Dille Family Trust, he went to court to establish that “Buck Rogers” was in the public domain thanks to a failure to renew the copyright registration. But a Pennsylvania judge decided in March not to entertain the case due to a lack of “actual controversy.”

Meanwhile, the Dille Family Trust is suing the Nowlan Family Trust.

According to the lawsuit, an agent of the Nowlan family met with Syfy representatives this past December. As part of a pitch for a “Buck Rogers” series, the Nowlans provided a “series bible” setting forth characters and descriptions for potential use.

The Dille Family Trust claims that the pitch breached the 1942 agreement, and on Friday, a judge rejected a motion to dismiss the claim on the argument that the release of rights applied only to Nowlan’s late wife.

(4) YOUR BUSINESS. Amanda S. Green’s “It’s A Business” at Mad Genius Club is a good admonition for new writers who still have stars in their eyes about the money they imagine will be rolling in.

But, Amanda, you get those huge advances and you don’t have to work any longer.

Wrong.

And this is where you have to remember that this is a business. Most advances, especially for “new” authors fall in the four-digit range. Yes, some new authors get more but they are the except and not the rule. You don’t get the advance all at one time and you aren’t going to see any more money from the publisher until you have earned out the advance and, believe me, that doesn’t happen very often. How can it when publishers use Bookscan to determine how many books are sold instead of a simple inventory tracker program?

That means you have to make sure you have a way to pay your bills between advances. This is why the vast majority of writers aren’t full-time writers. They have families to feed and are like me. They like having a roof over their heads and food in the fridge. Even if your first book is a success, you don’t know that the second book will be. More importantly, if you are publishing traditionally, you have no guarantee that the readers will remember you two years or more after your first book by the time the second book comes out. Remember, when you publish traditionally, you have no control over when your book is released and you are just one of many the publisher is having to slot into a finite number of slots per month.

(5) VOTE BOTH. Ryk E. Spoor, who has both self-pubbed and been published by Baen, warns about “The False Dichotomies of Publishing”.

Thus, while there are indeed two divisions of publishing, it’s not really a simple matter of choice in deciding which one you want. The only people for whom it is such a choice are those who are so successful that they know that anything they write can be sold to a traditional publisher – people like Stephen King, for example. Such people know that they can even write “niche” books and get them published by a big publishing house because their other, more popular books will pay for these occasional low-profit ventures. Most of us, however, are not and will never be in that category.

Another common false dichotomy is “have no control over your manuscript, or have complete freedom with self-publishing”. While there have been, and probably still are, some publishers with really, really bad editors that will take apart manuscripts for their own entertainment, for the most part publishers aren’t there to dictate how you should write your stuff; after all, if they dictate it all to you, why not just write it themselves? As I have discussed before, the purpose of having editors is to make your work better but still in essence yours.

This points to the falsity on the flip side as well. Sure, you can have complete control of your work, write it and throw it right up on Amazon without anyone saying a word against it. But that’s almost certainly doing your work a terrible disservice. There may, possibly, be a few people who are so very good at separating themselves from their own work that they can honestly and dispassionately examine and edit that work. But I have never met someone like that. You need exterior views, and preferably a viewpoint that doesn’t have a vested interest in agreeing with you that your work is perfect.

(6) MORE WRITING CAREER ADVICE. Here are some tips for getting your novel published during a Skeleton Apocalypse.

(7) ROCKET TO THE MORGUE MOON. So that’s what happened to all the pizza boxes we stuffed in the time machine. Click here.

(8) THE HERMIONE GRANGER BOOKS. Sarah Gailey writes a fascinating analysis of “Hermione Granger: More Than a Sidekick” at Tor.com.

This is something that the Harry Potter fan community has been discussing for years: Hermione drives the story because she has her own story. No one in their right mind would trust 13-year-old Harry Potter with a Time Turner, but Hermione gets one and she deserves it. She dates a celebrity, and she outsmarts Rita Skeeter, and she does those things in the background of Harry’s story. She convinces Harry to be a figurehead in the fight against Voldemort, and she creates Dumbledore’s Army. She schedules the DA meetings, she creates the consequences for DA defectors, she creates the galleons that allow the DA to communicate in code. She researches horcruxes and how to destroy them. She rereads all of Hogwarts: A History. She shows up with the tools and the knowledge and prevents Harry and Ron from standing around looking perplexed while the world ends around them. She saves everyone’s bacon all the time by being smarter and better-prepared than anyone else. Those two boys would be dead a thousand times over without her intervention.

She gets her own story, if you know how to look for it. She has her own narrative that’s completely separate from Harry’s. But does that make her a hero?

(9) TODAY’S BIRTHDAY BOY

  • Born September 20, 1948 – George R.R. Martin

(10) PUPPIES SUBTRACTED. Aaron doesn’t have his own alternate trophies to give out, nevertheless he offers his ”Random Thought – 2016 ‘What Could Have Been’ Hugo Finalists” at Dreaming of Other Worlds.

Location: An alternate, better reality.

Comments: At the outset I want to make clear that this post is not an evaluation of what the 2016 list of Hugo finalists would have been had the E Pluribus Hugo system been in effect for the nomination process. I’ll be posting about that at a later date. What this post is is an attempt to figure out what the 2016 list of Hugo finalists would have looked like had the Sad and Rabid Puppy campaigns never existed. It is, quite simply, an attempt to expunge those votes attributable to the Sad and Rabid Puppy nominators to see who would have been Hugo finalists in their absence. This post is also an attempt to assess the impact Sad and Rabid Puppy campaigns once that information is at hand.

(11) NOWHERESVILLE. The article “Solitude, Space Junk and Sea Monsters: the Eeriness of Point Nemo” begins with an attention-getting question:

Q: What do sci fi pioneer Jules Verne, horror writer H.P. Lovecraft and the Russian space programme have in common?

A: Their overlapping interest in an inhospitable corner of the South Pacific, only recently identified as the remotest part of the world’s oceans – Point Nemo.

Nowhere in the world can you find a place further from dry land than Point Nemo. This oceanic pole of inaccessibility (1) is located at 48°52.6’S 123°23.6’W…..

Decades before Point Nemo was named, and before satellites started raining down, H.P. Lovecraft used these lonely waters as the setting for R’lyeh, a “nightmare corpse city (…) built in measureless eons beyond history by the vast, loathsome shapes that seeped down from the dark stars”.

In The Call of Cthulhu (1928), R’lyeh is described as “a coast-line of mingled mud, ooze, and weedy Cyclopean masonry which can be nothing less than the tangible substance of earth’s supreme terror … loathsomely redolent of spheres and dimensions apart from ours”.

The sunken city is the prison of the giant monster Cthulhu, part octopus, part human, part dragon: “There lay great Cthulhu and his hordes, hidden in green slimy vaults”. His followers pray for his regeneration, repeating the phrase: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn (“In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming”).

(12) LET’S KEEP IT REAL. There’s yet one more thing against the law in California. “Gov. Brown signs law that cracks down on fake celebrity autographs”.  In a way, you might have expected Gov. Schwarzenegger to have applied his autograph to such a law first….

An autographed collectible sold in California will need to come with a certificate that verifies it’s not a forgery under legislation signed by Gov. Jerry Brown.

Brown signed the bill Friday to crack down on selling items with fake celebrity signatures.

The proposal won the support of actor Mark Hamill earlier this year.

Best known for his portrayal of Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars” films, Hamill often uses his Twitter account to sort out whether something has his genuine signature on it or has been forged.

(13) ORIGIN OF BOOKS. Inspired by the current competition between digital and paper books, the BBC looks back to the mysterious origin of the book.

The evidence is sparse but telling: archaeologists have discovered a few key scraps of papyrus whose text unexpectedly continues from the front to the back, and whose neat margins one might expect to find in a paged book. And that is exactly what these fragments are: they are leaves from the first paged books the world had ever seen. We know that the Romans called this new kind of book the codex (from caudex or tree trunk, because of its similarity to their wooden writing tablets), but how the codex came to be in the first place is shrouded in mystery. The first written mention of the codex appears in the words of a Roman poet named Martial, who encouraged his readers to buy his books in this new, paged format:

“You who long for my little books to be with you everywhere and want to have companions for a long journey, buy these ones which parchment confines within small pages: give your scroll-cases to the great authors – one hand can hold me.”

Written between 84 and 86 CE, Martial’s sales pitch tells us not only that paged books were known of in the First Century CE but also that some of them, at least, were made from a new material called parchment.

(14) ABSTRACT DISNEY. This video by user “2veinte” called Disney Classics 1 is a recreation of classic Disney scenes just done with geometric shapes. It was done for the Disney Channel.

[Thanks to Camestros Felapton, Mark-kitteh, JJ, Johan P, John King Tarpinian, iphinome, Hampus Eckerman, Steven H Silver, and Martin Morse Wooster for some of these stories. Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editor of the day Lis Carey.]


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111 thoughts on “Pixel Scroll 9/20/16 Grow Scrolled Along With Me, The Pixel Is Yet To Be

  1. @Kendall: I suspect it’s for a similar reason that all movie posters are orange and teal.

    Presumably the contrast between the red and blue is meant to catch a reader’s eye when placed adjacently on the shelf.

    For the record, Wendig’s Mookie Pearl books do it too. (They’re also worth catching your eye on.)

  2. @Aaron: So are you saying that the titles I mentioned before were on the SP List strictly because of Filers, and had nothing to do with the Sad Puppies themselves? I just want to be sure that’s your assertion.

    @TYP: I thought we were talking about the Sad Puppy list, not the Rabids. What does VD’s opinion have to do with it?

    At any rate, the SP list seems to belie such stereotypes in a number of cases. Whether that is because Filers were able to sway the outcome or not we may never know, unless someone wants to go through all the suggestions and divvy them up.

    As for the Expanse series, given that, as noted only as few episodes had aired by the end of 2015, and imo, the tv show simply isn’t as good as the books, and maybe others share that opinion, perhaps those are reasons it didn’t get nominated?

  3. So are you saying that the titles I mentioned before were on the SP List strictly because of Filers, and had nothing to do with the Sad Puppies themselves? I just want to be sure that’s your assertion.

    In some cases, yes. We know how many suggestions were made for those works, and we know how many filers made those suggestions.

    At any rate, the SP list seems to belie such stereotypes in a number of cases. Whether that is because Filers were able to sway the outcome or not we may never know, unless someone wants to go through all the suggestions and divvy them up.

    People have, in previous threads, done pretty much exactly that.

    As for the Expanse series, given that, as noted only as few episodes had aired by the end of 2015, and imo, the tv show simply isn’t as good as the books, and maybe others share that opinion, perhaps those are reasons it didn’t get nominated?

    The television show isn’t up against the books for nominations. It is up against other short form dramatic presentations. To get onto the Sad Puppy “final 10” required two suggestions for a work. Oddly, Dulcinea did get two suggestions, but Paulk left it off of the “final 10” even though she listed five other candidates who had only received two suggestions. Eight other “two suggestion” candidates were also left off of the “final 10” list. Why she did that is a mystery.

    Overall, the Sad Puppies had a list that recommended 53 items for short form dramatic presentation. The Expanse got a total of three suggestions – two for Dulcinea and one for The Expanse in general. That’s pretty anemic support. Rick and Morty got more Sad Puppy support than The Expanse.

  4. @Oneiros: Contrasting on the shelf makes sense to me; most of these, unlike a lot of those movie posters, don’t combine the colors. BTW the Wendig covers are kinda nice, too. 🙂

  5. Jake:

    “At any rate, the SP list seems to belie such stereotypes in a number of cases. Whether that is because Filers were able to sway the outcome or not we may never know, unless someone wants to go through all the suggestions and divvy them up.”

    Actually, we can know. The list was compiled from the comments on the SP4-site. It is easy for anyone to go there, check who nominated what. And we can see that several books that were nominated were nominated because of regulars from File 770 nominating them.

  6. @Aaron

    The television show isn’t up against the books for nominations. It is up against other short form dramatic presentations. To get onto the Sad Puppy “final 10” required two suggestions for a work. Oddly, Dulcinea did get two suggestions, but Paulk left it off of the “final 10” even though she listed five other candidates who had only received two suggestions. Eight other “two suggestion” candidates were also left off of the “final 10” list. Why she did that is a mystery.

    I know the series isn’t up against the books for nomination. But just because it’s an adaptation of The Expanse doesn’t automatically mean it’s destined for greatness. Maybe, just maybe, not everyone thinks it’s a Hugo-worthy show. Or there are others out there that are more worthy? No racism or sexism about it.

    Also, I went and checked the list, and I think I can answer your question about why Dulcinea got left off the list. The list goes by tally #, followed by an alphabetical listing of everything with that number. So those with two overall nominations begins with “Doctor Who: Heaven Sent” and ends with “Welcome to Nightvale: Tryptich” The Dulcinea episode is listed under “The Expanse: Dulcinea”, third from the bottom of that tally # Frankly I think it’s silly to list it under “The” but whatever.

    The point is, it appears to have been excluded by chance rather than some nefarious scheme to show their racism and sexism by putting “Melinda” ahead of “Dulcinea”

  7. @Hampus Eckerman

    Yes, with a determined effort, we probably could find out. But I’m afraid I am not familiar enough with everyone here to recognize names. And certainly not who the Puppies are.

  8. @ Jake: The claim that Filers were responsible for some of the nominations is based on the following process:
    1) Start with the posted number of nominations for a given item;
    2) Go thru the comments looking for those nominating that item made by someone who uses the same screen name as a Filer (and anyone who spends a lot of time here is going to recognize the regulars);
    3) For each such comment found, subtract 1 from the total nomination number.

    If the nominations number is zero at the end of this process — i.e. the total of nominations and the number of nominations made by Filers is exactly the same — then it is safe to assume that Filers were responsible for that item being on the nominations list. And someone (Aaron?) upthread described having done exactly that, which is how I know about it.

  9. Jake:

    “Yes, with a determined effort, we probably could find out. But I’m afraid I am not familiar enough with everyone here to recognize names. And certainly not who the Puppies are.”

    Then trust us others when we say we did check this out during the voting phase. And yes, there are several nominations that wouldn’t exist if it hadn’t been for filers nominating.

  10. I know the series isn’t up against the books for nomination. But just because it’s an adaptation of The Expanse doesn’t automatically mean it’s destined for greatness. Maybe, just maybe, not everyone thinks it’s a Hugo-worthy show. Or there are others out there that are more worthy? No racism or sexism about it.

    Then why bring up the comparison to the book? You seem to be flailing about, switching rationales at a whim in order to make some sort of obscure point. The question isn’t whether it is destined for greatness, but how it stacks up to the competition it had in 2015.

    I didn’t suggest there was racism or sexism. I said it seemed unusual that the show got so little love from the Sad Puppy nominators because it got a total of three suggestions. The show is the kind of nutty nugget nuts and bolts space opera the Pups claim to love and want more of, but it only garnered three total suggestions in the Sad Puppy process. That’s really odd.

    Also, I went and checked the list, and I think I can answer your question about why Dulcinea got left off the list. The list goes by tally #, followed by an alphabetical listing of everything with that number.

    That doesn’t answer my question. It explains the mechanics of what Paulk did, but if you’re going to list some “2s”, why not list them all? If you’re going to leave some out, why list any of them? Listing some, but only those that appear at the beginning of the alphabet, is a weird choice.

    The point is, it appears to have been excluded by chance rather than some nefarious scheme to show their racism and sexism by putting “Melinda” ahead of “Dulcinea”

    Thanks for making a point no one was really complaining about.

  11. I just went through all the nominations in the SP4 site for Best Novel. I marked anyone I recognized as a Filer as ***FILER***, where FILER is their handle. I marked people I didn’t recognize as a Filer, but whose URL looked un-puppylike (positive mentions of Ancillary anything, anti-slate posts, etc.) as **FILER**. There were a lot of votes that I suspect were from non-pups, but with handles I didn’t recognize and no URL or a website with not enough clues to guess.

    Everyone will be shocked to find out that Ancillary Mercy would not have been on the SP list without Filers. Surprisingly, there were a lot of noms for Uprooted (even one from Airboy). Half the (4) votes for Nemesis were Filer or Filer-adjacent.

    I realize now I should probably have looked at the list Paulk put up on google docs/drive.

    ETA Caveat: I probably missed some Filer handles. This is for amusement only.

    The top 20 with File770:
    Somewhither – 24
    Honor At Stake – 23
    The Aeronaut’s Windlass – 19
    Uprooted – 18
    A Long Time Until Now – 15
    Seveneves – 14
    Son of the Black Sword – 13
    Nethereal – 13
    The Fifth Season – 8
    Strands of Sorrow: Black Tide Rising 4 – 8
    The Just City – 7
    Ancillary Mercy – 7
    Raising Caine – 6
    The Devil’s Only Friend – 5
    Saturn Run – 5
    Golden Son – 5
    The Shepherd’s Crown – 4
    The Desert and the Blade – 4
    Ronin Games – 4
    Nemesis Games – 4

    The top 20 minus File770 and File770-adjacent:
    Somewhither – 24
    Honor At Stake – 23
    The Aeronaut’s Windlass – 18
    A Long Time Until Now – 15
    Son of the Black Sword – 13
    Nethereal – 13
    Seveneves – 12
    Uprooted – 11
    Strands of Sorrow: Black Tide Rising 4 – 8
    Raising Caine – 6
    The Just City – 5
    The Devil’s Only Friend – 5
    Saturn Run – 5
    The Shepherd’s Crown – 4
    The Desert and the Blade – 4
    Ronin Games – 4
    Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality – 4
    Golden Son – 4
    Firefight – 4
    Dark Tide Rising series – 4

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