Pluto, quit pretending you’re a planet already. You are not fooling anybody.
Did you think we’d be impressed when the Hubble Telescope so conveniently discovered you have a fourth moon?
You weren’t a planet when you had three moons, and nothing has been changed by adding another flying fragment with poles no farther apart than the distance I drive to work.
It isn’t even big enough to deserve a mythological name. If there’s any justice the four moons of Pluto will end up being called Charon, Nix and Hydra and Spot.