Amateur Martian Photo Analysis

Years ago someone claimed the Viking mission had taken pictures of a Face on Mars, proving with geometric logic it was a monument created by sentient beings. NASA eventually got a new batch of photos that showed it was merely a natural formation. But now we have a new body part to speculate about – the robotic finger of Mars!

And is there anyone left who believes there were canals on Mars? Then you should talk to Taral. He knows where all the water went —

Did I mention that I’ve discovered a bath drain on Mars? There’s the plug, over on the right. Somebody must have taken the chain.

2 thoughts on “Amateur Martian Photo Analysis

  1. I think I know what part of Mars everyone is waiting for NASA to find next … yes, that’s right, the part that people usually claim is wherever the state capitol is.

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