Hopefully you’re prepared for the Ides of March with cold pizza from yesterday’s Pi celebration.

I recommend this soundtrack as appropriate for the day — “No Tears For Caesar” from the closing scenes of the 1998 film Free Enterprise, with William Shatner performing Mark Antony’s speech from Julius Caesar over The Rated R’s rap.

The set absurdly reminds me of the kind of fake psychedelic dance clubs Universal mocked up for episodes of Ironside and Dragnet 1968, more hilarious than horrifying.

[Via Craig Miller. P.S. The headline isn’t a typo. I know that’s often hard to tell with File 770…]