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  1. I have to wonder if this man is not an impostor, and not Canadian at all. He has 1) is not wearing a toque, 2) not complained once about Justin Beiver opening at the final Grey Cup game, 3) is eating a sandwich instead of a Tim Horton donut, and 4) (this is the clincher) is not in bereavement over the recent death of Stomping Tom Connors. It is my theory is that he is only another Amereican astronaut, trying to get into orbit without paying the Russians the fare. Someone should administer a language test without delay — see if he says “aboat” instead of “aboot.”

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