Pixel Scroll 12/10/16 The Scroll’s My Destination

(1) WIRE TOWN. The UK’s Daily Mail ran a photo gallery, “A city balancing on The Wire: Eerie pictures capture the lonely beauty of Baltimore’s Street corners at night revealing another side to its crime-ravaged neighborhoods”, and contrary to what you might expect from a collection with that title, the first picture is of the Baltimore Science Fiction Society clubhouse.

(2) MY LUNGS REMEMBER SASQUAN. The Darwin Award candidates responsible for the wildfires during Sasquan, the 2015 Worldcon, have been sentenced. “Vancouver men who started wildfire ordered to pay state $2.3 million” reports The Oregonian.

Three Vancouver men responsible for setting fire to 110 acres of forest in southwestern Washington have been ordered to pay the state more than $2.3 million in firefighting costs.

The Daily News reports Nathan Taylor was sentenced Monday and all three defendants were ordered to pay damages the state Department of Natural Resources.

Court documents say the fire started July 19, 2015 after Taylor, his brother Adrian Taylor and Michael Estrada Cardenas used propane tanks and soda cans for target practice near Woodland.

(3) ESCAPE FROM SAN QUENTIN. The Public Domain Review has “Astral Travels With Jack London”, a lengthy discussion of Jack London’s great 1914 sf novel The Star Rover. Jack London died in November 1916.

London’s sole foray into the realm of science fiction and fantasy is simultaneously a hard-bitten, minimalist monologue about life in solitary confinement and an exuberant tour of the universe. The book’s narrator, Darrell Standing, moves disarmingly from the agony of his confinement in a strait-jacket to his travel amidst the stars equipped with a glass wand that allows him to access an infinity of past lives, including a fourth-century hermit, a shipwrecked seal-hunter, a medieval swordsman, and a confidant of Pontius Pilate. It is a novel about sensory deprivation in a shared reality, and sensory overload in a private one.

This is a deeply eclectic book. It borrows liberally from the forebears of the fantasy genre: fairy stories, Norse legend, Greek myths. But it also manages to include feuding UC Berkeley scientists, “dope fiends,” Neolithic hunter-gatherers, kimchi, and a journalistic exposé of the modern prison system. The bizarre multiplicity is precisely the point. London’s narrative does many things, but it always seems to circle back to the question of how the worlds encompassed within a single consciousness can interfere with the shared reality of modern society. As we hurtle towards a near future of immersive virtual reality and unceasing digital connectedness, The Star Rover has much to tell us.

(4) NEIL GAIMAN IS THE PRIZE. A reading of Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Raven” by Neil Gaiman is a Worldbuilders Fundraising Reward.

The Worldbuilders charity passed its stretch goal of a million dollars, so I lit a whole bunch of candles, put on a coat once worn by a dead brother in the Stardust movie, and I read Edgar Allan Poe’s poem THE RAVEN by candlelight. You can donate to Worldbuilders at worldbuilders.org. And you should.


(5) NUMBER FIVE. The Traveler at Galactic Journey marvels at the recent development of radio astronomy in “[Dec. 10, 1961] By Jove! (Jupiter, the Fifth Planet)”.

In the last ten years or so, a brand new way of looking at Jupiter has been developed.  Light comes in a wide range of wavelengths, only a very small spectrum of which can be detected by the human eye.  Radio waves are actually a form of light, just with wavelengths much longer than we can see.  Not only can radio be used to communicate over long distances, but sensitive receivers can tell a lot about the universe.  It turns out all sorts of celestial objects emit radio waves.

Jupiter is one of those sources.  After this discovery, in 1955, astronomers began tracking the planet’s sporadic clicks and hisses.  It is a hard target because of all of the local interference, from the sun, our ionosphere, and man-made radio sources.  Still, scientists have managed to learn that Jupiter has an ionosphere, too, as well as a strong magnetic field with broad “Van Allen Belts.”  It also appears to be the only planet that broadcasts on the radio band.

Using radio, we will be able to learn much about King Jove long before the first spacecraft probes it (perhaps by 1970 or so).  It’s always good to remember that Space Age research can be done from home as well as in the black beyond.  While I am as guilty as the next fellow of focusing on satellite spectaculars, the bulk of astronomy is done with sounding rockets and ground-based telescopes – not to mention the inglorious drudgery of calculations and report-writing, universal to every science.

(6) HINES BENEFIT AUCTION #14. The fourteenth of Jim C. Hines’ 24 Transgender Michigan Fundraiser auctions is for an autographed coy of Impulse by Steven Gould.

Today’s auction comes from award-winning author and former SFWA president Steven Gould, who’s offering an autographed first edition hardcover copy of his novel IMPULSE, which is currently being developed for a pilot on YouTube Red.

About the Book:

Steven Gould returns to the world of his classic novel Jumper in Impulse.

Cent has a secret. She lives in isolation, with her parents, hiding from the people who took her father captive and tortured him to gain control over his ability to teleport, and from the government agencies who want to use his talent. Cent has seen the world, but only from the safety of her parents’ arms. She’s teleported more than anyone on Earth, except for her mother and father, but she’s never been able to do it herself. Her life has never been in danger.

Until the day when she went snowboarding without permission and triggered an avalanche. When the snow and ice thundered down on her, she suddenly found herself in her own bedroom. That was the first time.

(7) TOBLER’S PICKS. The Book Smugglers continue their year-end theme: “Smugglivus 2016: Books That Surprised Me (In a Good Way) by E. Catherine Tobler”. They published Tobler’s short story “The Indigo Mantis” earlier this year.

Bloodline, Claudia Gray

I did not expect to read another Star Wars novel in my lifetime; the expanded universe of books was never wholly my thing. I liked the Han Solo novels (A.C. Crispin) well enough, but could not get into the Thrawn books, or anything tackling Leia. And then, Bloodline showed up. Bloodline spends some time with Leia after Jedi and before The Force Awakens and let me say, I never realized how much I missed not seeing Leia be allowed to grieve over the loss of Alderran. Gray gives us that and much more, unpacking and exploring Leia’s marriage with Han Solo, and yes, her relationship to Darth Vader. Such a satisfying read.

(8) DEBRIS WHACKER. Finally somebody’s cleaning up space. From NPR, “Japan Sends Long Electric Whip Into Orbit, To Tame Space Junk”

A cable that’s as long as six football fields has been launched into orbit — and when it’s deployed, it’ll test an idea to knock out orbital debris. Japan’s space agency sent the electrodynamic tether into space along with supplies for the International Space Station.

Reels aboard the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency’s Kounotori 6 craft will deploy the 700-meter (2,296 feet) tether, essentially unspooling a clothesline in space that could help clean up the roughly 20,000 pieces of potentially hazardous space debris that are tracked by systems on Earth.

Those pieces of junk are dangerous enough on their own — but they can also generate thousands more smaller pieces of debris if they collide, creating even more risk to the space station and satellites orbiting the Earth.

With the official acronym of EDT (for electrodynamic tether), the Kounotori’s cable “is a promising candidate to deorbit the debris objects at low cost,” JAXA says.

(9) ONE THOUSAND AND ONE IRAQI DAYS. At NPR, Amal El-Mohtar reviews the Iraqi SF anthology: “’Iraq + 100’ Is Painful, But Don’t Look Away”.

Though a few of the stories — Alhaboby’s “Baghdad Syndrome,” Hassan’s “The Here and Now Prison,” and Ibrahim al-Marashi’s “Najufa” — are warm and hopeful, focused on love, family, and friendship, overall the collection hurts. Underlying these pieces are exhaustion, disgust, contempt, disillusionment, all of which Western readers of speculative fiction will no doubt find alienating; built into our narrative of fiction’s usefulness is a sense of healing, catharsis, nourishment that this collection resists. Thoughts of the future are rooted in the recent past and present, leeching poison from its earth, and what grows can’t be separated from that soil, as when Alhaboby writes “I knew that soon my vision would start to go the way the lights once did over Baghdad all those years ago … You see, if you’re a sufferer of Baghdad Syndrome, you know that nothing has ever driven us, or our ancestors, quite as much as the syndrome of loving Baghdad.”

(10) THE LONG WATCH. Former LASFS President, now thriving commercial actor, Ed Green appears in this spot beginning at :14 —


  • December 10, 2009 Avatar makes its world premiere.

(12) ALDRIN LEAVES NEW ZEALAND. He’s recovered from what ailed him at the South Pole — “Astronaut Buzz Aldrin heads home after stay in Christchurch hospital”.

Mr Aldrin’s manager, Christina Korp, tweeted a photo of him on the flight home, saying they hoped to return again.

“But next time for vacation and not evacuation,” she wrote.

Mr Aldrin began showing signs of altitude sickness, including low oxygen levels and congestion in his lungs, after reaching the South Pole.

“Once I was at sea level I began to feel much better,” he said last Sunday.

(13) ENGLISH EVOLVING BEFORE YOUR EYES. Thanks to everyone at work in the File 770 comment laboratory….

(14) HIGHEST BIDDER. Black Gate says the sale happened Friday on eBay — “Original Woodgrain Edition Dungeons and Dragons Box Set Sells For $22,100”.

(15) CHRISTMAS HORROR AND SHATNER – TOGETHER! Hampus Eckerman, inspired by a link in the last Pixel Scroll, decided to check online for more Christmas Horror movies. And he found the most horrific of al – one starring William Shatner(!)

In A Christmas Horror Story, Shatner is the DJ who sets the scene —

Interwoven stories that take place on Christmas Eve, as told by one festive radio host: A family brings home more than a Christmas tree, a student documentary becomes a living nightmare, a Christmas spirit terrorizes, Santa slays evil.


(16) STAR TREK CHRISTMAS. Here’s how the franchise paid tribute to the Christmas season.

  • Captain Sisko & the DS9 Ensemble sing “Wonderful Deep Space Nine”

In the grand tradition of Star Trek captains singing holiday standards, for your consideration: “Wonderful Deep Space Nine” sung by Captain Sisko, Major Kira, Constable Odo, Lieutenant Commander Worf, Chief O’Brien, Congenial Barkeep Quark, Plain Simple Garak, and the rest of the Star Trek: DS9 ensemble. Special appearances by Morn, Martok, Moogie, and Vorta Iggy Pop.


  • Star Trek Voyager – Christmas 2008

The Voyager crew give their take on the 12 days of Christmas.


(17) ANIMAL MAGNETISM. The Jimmy Kimmel Show ran videos in which “Pets React to Star Wars Rogue One Trailer.”

[Thanks to JJ, Chip Hitchcock, Eva Whitley, Martin Morse Wooster, and John King Tarpinian for some of these stories. Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editor of the day Anna Nimmhaus.]

35 thoughts on “Pixel Scroll 12/10/16 The Scroll’s My Destination

  1. Yes! I saw a tweet from Buzz Aldrin (tribute to his fallen peer John Glenn, sadly), and was glad to see him with us.

    That’s one small scroll for… man, one giant file for mankind.

  2. This year’s Tiptree Symposium at the University of Oregon was another stellar weekend. The focus was on Ursula Le Guin this year, and she was able to attend for part of it; after a lengthy illness she looked good, but she didn’t have enough stamina to stay the whole weekend, as she did last year. She was very pleased with the exhibit cases full of her books, letters, manuscripts and awards that were displayed in the library.

    She missed what most people considered the highlight, the back-to-back panels on Saturday morning. Here is Alexis Lothian writing about them:

    Brian Attebery’s keynote speech just appeared on Tor.com:

    (Mike, one of the many things Brian refers to here is Diana’s book on the Inklings.)


    Sorry about the Poe thing. It’s misspelled so often, and I can generally ignore it if it’s committed by just some random somebody out in the world. But for those of us in the fantastic literature and mystery fields, he’s one of our Founding Fathers, and I guess it just bothers me too much when we don’t spell his name properly. I’ll try to rein it in.

  3. Ok, regarding the Debris Whacker, I read the article on NPR and watched the video but it’s in Japanese. Can someone explain to me how it’s supposed to work? I don’t get it at all and I would really like to understand!

  4. Looks like the plan is to grab a large piece of waste with the electromagnet and then drag it along to burn up on reentry along with the Kounotori 6. I think the idea may be that because Kounotori isn’t meant to survive the trip it might as well take some extra trash with it.

    Also, the Santa in A Christmas Horror Story clearly should be using a Debris Wacker.

  5. @Jeff Smith

    Thanks for those links. The image of the young Alice Sheldon/Tiptree being taken gorilla hunting is one that’ll stick with me for a while.


    Court documents say the fire started July 19, 2015 after Taylor, his brother Adrian Taylor and Michael Estrada Cardenas used propane tanks and soda cans for target practice near Woodland.

    The head, it is to desk.

    I know what El-Mohtar means when she says

    I did not enjoy this collection. Enjoyment is beside the point. One does not enjoy being shown the child in Omelas’ basement. But it’s crucial to see, crucial to negotiate one’s position to that child with clear eyes.

    There are stories that leave you disturbed and even unhappy, and you couldn’t say you enjoyed them, but you wouldn’t lose the experience of having read them. That said, my main motivation for reading is enjoyment, and I rarely go back to read those stories more than once.

  6. (3) London’s sole foray into the realm of science fiction and fantasy

    I’d also call The Scarlet Plague and The Iron Heel science fiction – one post-apocalyptic, the other dystopian.

  7. > Looks like the plan is to grab a large piece of waste with the electromagnet and then drag it along to burn up…
    Close. There’s no electromagnet in orbit per se. The tether itself, being dragged through the Earth’s magnetic field, generates a force that will de-orbit whatever it’s attached to.
    (the first illustration on the article page demonstrates the idea)

  8. 13) What’s wrong with “Crypto-Fascist”?

    I mean other than that constantly saying it makes you sound like a complete git.

  9. Re: 9, and Omelas.

    There are stories that tell important truths, but I don’t seek out reading Uncomfortable Truth stories (of which Omelas is very much in the firmament of that pantheon) more than once–unless I feel like I need to be reminded of that truth. I don’t re-read Omelas for pleasure.

  10. There’s a filler story in a Superboy comic (What a concept! Filler in Superboy.) about the Legion of Super-Canines. It’s not about powerful teeth, but… well, okay, it kind of is, because of Tusky Husky… an organization of benevolent dogs who wear capes and fly around space doing good deeds and stuff. I think there’s another story where they’re up against similarly empowered evil cats, because if dogs are good, then cats just have to be bad. And I guess mice would be good again, because I think those DC writers had to have been getting instructions from the lawn sprinkler, if you know what I mean.

    Anyway, the roster includes Hot Dog, Paw Pooch, and some dog with a giant crystal ball head (The most memorable panel has him showing Krypto an image—on his forehead—of Superboy trapped under a convenient Green Kryptonite boulder, and Krypto exclaims: “Yip! Yip! My master is in danger!”) as well as Superboy’s sentient pet, and at one point, they’re marching along on their hind legs (because what’s better than four legs?) and seem to be giving a stiff-armed salute with their right forepaws.

    I always think of that scene when I hear “Krypto-fascist.”

  11. @Shao Ping

    Umm, what did I just read? Those 60s DC writers clearly had access to the good stuff.

  12. As near as I can recall, the story I read introduced Krypto to the dog-Legion, and this must be their second appearance. Dial B for Blog is a great source for those weird-ass DC comics. I once traded three grocery bags of comics, many of them like that, for a pile about six inches high of things that filled in series (largely Marvel). Needless to say, I keep wishing I had some of those Bat-Hound and Bat-Mite stories back.

    Wizard had a column once where the writer ruminated over the fact that Ace the Bat-Hound wears a mask. ‘Why a mask? (I’m paraphrasing from memory now.) Is it to fool other dogs? But dogs ID other dogs by butt-sniffing! Shouldn’t Ace be wearing a mask under his tail?’

  13. Kip W on December 11, 2016 at 7:37 am said: Wizard had a column once where the writer ruminated over the fact that Ace the Bat-Hound wears a mask. ‘Why a mask? (I’m paraphrasing from memory now.) Is it to fool other dogs? But dogs ID other dogs by butt-sniffing! Shouldn’t Ace be wearing a mask under his tail?’

    His super-deodorant buttplug is not visible to casual human inspection.

  14. @Lace

    Thanks! I have the first of those to read after a gushing review by Charles Payseur but haven’t got to it yet, good to hear it’s worthwhile.

  15. 2) There should have been a lump-sum assessment first. No matter what, these gumballs will never be able to pay off a judgment that size, but $300/year seems like letting them off extremely light.

    13) Make that “ONLY technically not neo-Nazis” and I’ll get on board too.

  16. Shao Ping
    Wow! Still not the one I remember, but definitely a ‘first story’ tale. There was really something in the water at DC. It’s like I learned in a class, that some drugs don’t give you crazy ideas, they just tell you that the crazy ideas you have are good.

    David Langford
    Your theory is persuasive. I did find out, at one point, that Ace wears a mask so that his human owner won’t recognize him. He’s not Bruce Wayne’s dog!

  17. Dial B for Blog also has what is apparently their first appearance!

    Be warned — both of those covers at DIAL B FOR BLOG are phonies.

    Space Canine Patrol Agency forever!

  18. @Shao Ping

    @Kip W: Not sure this is the story you mentioned, but the opening of the Legion of Super-Dogs’ meeting with their raised paws does resemble a Nazi salute.

    I don’t know . . . it had a little too much “As you know, Bowser” dialogue for my tastes. 🙂

  19. Re: Jack London. Anyone interested in reading the book for themselves can find a copy here: The Jacket (The Star Rover). Multiple formats available, including epub and mobi, or you can read online.

    The other two that Jack Parish mentioned are also available: The Iron Heel and The Scarlet Plague. No comment on Jack’s opinion that they also count as SF, since I haven’t read them, but it sounds plausible enough.

  20. The third appearance of the Space Canine Patrol Agents (Trying to remember if Kurt played in the San Diego Pro/Fan the year the fan team chanted the “Big dog” bit in unison) had the Phanty Cats. These were the pet cats of the Phantom Zone criminals, who’d been humanely sent into the Zone to keep their Kryptonians company. This was much later made into a DC kids book, Attack of the Invisible Cats.

    The SCPA were frequent guest stars, Siriusly (see what I did there?), on the Krypto the Superdog cartoon that aired on Cartoon Network a decade or so back. Ace was also there (with a persona as grim and gruff as Batman’s). The reason for putting a face mask on him, at least in the original comics, was that there was a very distinctive marking in his forehead fur, and since Bruce Wayne was known to have taken in that particular dog, well…

    There was a collection of Legion of Super-Pets (Krypto, Streaky (cat), Beppo (monkey), Comet (horse), and Proty II (shapeshifting blob) announced for early next year, but Amazon now has a pub date of 2035 on it, so it may have been cancelled. There was hope the contents might include the three Silver Age SCPA stories, but who knows?

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