Pixel Scroll 3/27/22 I Have A Master’s Degree – In Scrolling

(1) WHO SAID THIS JOB WAS EASY? Bad Writer by greybeardgames boasts (?) a recommendation from one of sff’s leading names:

“The most depressingly realistic writer’s life simulation I ever experienced” Lavie Tidhar, author of Maror, Hood, By Force Alone, Osama, Central Station, and others.

You play Emily, a struggling writer, trying to make it in the big bad world of short story publishing. You walk around your house, getting ideas, and writing stories. Try not to get too distracted, or you will get sad that you hadn’t written during the day. Get too sad, and it’s game over. She gives up and gets a new job doing something far less fun and stressful.

The game was created by author Paul Jessup, creator of haunted fantasies and weird futures. Only $2.99! Many find they prefer playing it to writing. Oops!

(2) WISCON NEWS. WisCon has set an in-person attendance cap of 600 as a safety measure. They’ve also given a status report about their GoHs: “In-person attendance cap, Guest of Honor updates, and more”.

Regarding our Guests of Honor:

  • We’re thrilled to confirm that Sheree Renée Thomas will be attending WisCon 2022 in person and will also be available to participate in virtual programming.
  • Unfortunately, due to family commitments and the ongoing pandemic, neither Zen Cho nor Yoon Ha Lee will be able to participate either physically or virtually in WisCon 2022.
  • We have yet to receive confirmation whether Rebecca Roanhorse will be able to participate virtually (for the second time) or physically.

The post also discusses major changes they’ve had to make in response to Covid or in response to the limited time and energy volunteers have to run events.

(3) LEGOLAND ADDS STADIUM. The LEGO® SoFi Stadium is now open at Legoland California Resort.

SoFi Stadium has “touched down” in Miniland USA! An architectural marvel that took a team of 25 dedicated Master Model Builders more than 6,000 hours and more than 500,000 LEGO® bricks to build, the final SoFi Stadium model stands at more than 30 feet long, 15 feet wide and over 4 feet tall. It’s currently considered the largest LEGO® stadium in the world. The massive LEGO structure joins other top Southern California attractions featured in LEGO form, including Griffith Park Observatory, Hollywood Bowl and Grauman’s Chinese Theatre.

The LA Times has more coverage: “A record replica of SoFi Stadium arrives at Legoland”.

…More than a dozen members of the park’s model shop team completed the final installation of the model, which took place over the course of four days, park representatives said.

Inside the stadium, model makers re-created the L.A. Ram’s starting roster for Super Bowl LVI, which they won in mid-February over the Cincinnati Bengals.

The scene will include “Minilander,” or Lego versions, of this year’s Super Bowl championship team, park officials said. There will also be an “audience” of 3,000 Lego people inside….

(4) REPORTING ON LOCATION. “Friendship in the Time Of Kaiju: A Conversation with John Scalzi” conducted by Arley Sorg at Clarkesworld Magazine.

Are kaiju something that you’re into, did you grow up watching Godzilla?

Some of my earliest memories of television are the Japanese kaiju movies. When I grew up in Los Angeles, I’d watch channel nine and channel eleven. They were independent stations at the time, and they would fill up their Saturday and Sunday afternoons with Japanese movies where these big monsters would stomp on things. When you’re seven or eight years old, and before the Star Wars era, all of it looked startlingly realistic. It was like, “This could be happening! What the hell’s going on in Japan, how do they live?” I think anybody who was my age growing up watching these things, it just sort of seeped into your bones.

(5) VIRGIL FINLAY ART SALE CATALOG. Doug Ellis shares his Finlay auction catalog – get an eyeful, then buy a wall-full!

For fans of the great Virgil Finlay, here’s my latest art sale catalog.  This one is devoted entirely to the art of Finlay, with over 50 originals.  Note that none of these are published pieces, but instead are personal pieces (including abstracts) and a few prelims.  None of this material has been at any convention, nor has it been in any prior catalog.  This material all comes from Finlay’s estate, and I’m selling it on behalf of his granddaughter.

And if you like Finlay art, I’ll have a few hundred other, similar pieces for sale at this year’s Windy City Pulp and Paper Convention (May 6-8, 2022 at the Westin Lombard Yorktown center) that has not been shown in any catalog either.

You can download the catalog (about 30 MB) through WeTransfer here.

(6) A WINK IS AS GOOD AS A NOD. In the Washington Post Magazine, Jason Vest profiles Rob Poor, whose eyeball was used for a retina scan Captain Kirk had to undergo in Star Trek Ii:  The Wrath Of Khan.  The scan seems routine today but Vest says this was “one of the earliest digitized photo images of living matter used in a major film” and Vest described how it happened. “William Shatner’s eyeball double in ‘Star Trek II’ tells how it happened”.

…Poor’s story illuminates not just how far our technology has come in the past 40 years, but also how the effects wizards working on “Star Trek II,” in swinging for the fences, helped lay the foundation for something we take for granted today: the digital cameras of our communicators (er, cellphones). As such, I asked Poor if he would be willing to revisit the tale of his role in a pioneering filmmaking moment and technological advance — and one that has seen him achieve on-screen immortality, if uncredited, as … William Shatner’s stunt eyeball….

(7) PKD AT THE MOVIES. “A Scanner Darkly Is the Best Philip K. Dick Film Adaptation, Not Blade Runner” contends CBR.com.

…The look of A Scanner Darkly is the first noticeable difference that sets it apart from other adaptations and is a crucial decision to pull off PKD’s vision. PKD’s themes of warping identities, hallucinations and false realities are often difficult to capture on film, and Linklater’s return to rotoscoping — an animation technique that traces over live-action cels which he also used in Waking Life — is a spot on visualization of these themes.

This is evidenced in the very first scene, which shows a frantic Charles Freck (Rory Cochrane) dealing with an infestation of imagined insects. The fact that the bug hallucinations look identical to the real world drags viewers into the uncanny valley, creating a simultaneously lifelike and artificial setting where it is difficult to know what is actually taking place.

In addition to the look of A Scanner Darkly, the film also avoids the most common missteps that other films have made when adapting PKD’s work. Featuring heroics without heroes, action without resolution and romance without lovers, PKD worlds are perhaps too incongruous for film, especially the bombastic style found in this era of the Hollywood blockbuster.


1992 — [Item by Cat Eldridge.] Thirty years ago, Salman Rushdie’s Haroun and the Sea of Stories wins the Mythopoeic Fantasy Award for Children’s Literature. The novel was published two years earlier and was his first novel since The Satanic Verses which as we all know resulted in that book being condemned by many Islamic clerics and Rushdie being condemned to death. Much of this novel can be considered a commentary upon what happened to him then. 

Haroun itself is “a sad city, the saddest of cities, a city so ruinously sad it had forgotten its name”. It will by the end of the stories have its name restored. A joyous event indeed. 

The New York Times review compared it to the work of Barrie, Beatrix, Potter and E. B.  White: “Salman Rushdie’s remarkable new children’s book belongs in this company. The only difference is that the experiences that lie behind ‘Haroun and the Sea of Stories’ are nearly as fantastic as anything in the tale. Before the fact, who could have believed that a world-famous spiritual leader would publicly exhort his millions of followers to murder a novelist in another country, and promise them eternal salvation should they succeed?”

The Kirkus review aimed at librarians was more literary in nature: “Memorable bedtime story targeted for an audience as large as a bull’s-eye on the side of a barn. The book is catalogued for January but will be shipped to bookstores in early November for Thanksgiving sales. Few readers will not find some tie between this story of a silenced father-storyteller and Rushdie’s death sentence from the Ayatollah Khomeini—but it’s a tie not stressed by the author. Perhaps the brightest aspect of the book is its bubbling good humor and witty dialogue, and then its often superb writing: ‘There was once, in the country of Alifbay, a sad city, the saddest of cities, a city so ruinously sad that it had forgotten its name. It stood by a mournful sea full of glumfish, which were so miserable to eat that they made people belch with melancholy even though the skies were blue.’” 

Befitting the literary nature of the book and its use of multiple languages, it was made into an audiobook which is read by Rushdie himself. I’ve heard it — it’s an extraordinary work indeed. 

Haroun and the Sea of Stories was adapted for the stage by Tim Supple and David Tushingham. It had its stage premiere in 1998 at the Royal National Theatre in London. It was also an opera, Haroun and the Sea of Stories, written by Charles Wuorinen in 2001 with libretto by James Fenton, which premiered at the New York City Opera in Fall 2004.


[Compiled by Cat Eldridge.]

  • Born March 27, 1892 Thorne Smith. A writer of humorous supernatural fantasy. He is best remembered for the two Topper novels — a comic fantasy fiction mix of plentiful drink, many ghosts, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.  The original editions of the Topper novels complete with their erotic illustrations are available from the usual digital sources. (Died 1934.)
  • Born March 27, 1942 Michael York, 80. I remember him in Babylon 5’s  “A Late Delivery from Avalon” episode as a man who believed himself to be King Arthur returned. Very chilling. I also enjoyed him as D’Artagnan in the Musketeers films and remember him as Logan 5 in Logan’s Run. So what on his genre list really impresses you? 
  • Born March 27, 1949 — John Hertz, 73. He’s an active fanzine fan who publishes Vanamonde. He’s also an experienced masquerade judge, convention art show tour docent, and teacher of Regency dancing. Winner of the Big Heart Award at the 2003 Torcon. With the help of the HANA (Hertz Across to Nippon Alliance) fan fund he attended Nippon 2007. He‘s a three-time Hugo finalist for Best Fan Writer. Four collections of his fanwriting have been published, West of the MoonDancing and Joking, On My Sleeve, and Neither Complete nor Conclusive.  (OGH)
  • Born March 27, 1950 John Edward Allen. One of the forgotten dwarfs of Hollywood, he stood but three feet and ten inches tall. English by birth and English in death as he was back there after an impressive career in Hollywood to die on his native soil. How impressive? Well given how hard it was for dwarfs to find work, pretty good as he appeared in Snow White LiveBuck Rogers in the 25th CenturySide Show (circus horror film), Under the Rainbow (see IMDB link here), Tales from the Darkside (as a goblin), Swamp Thing series (love that series), Superboy (as a carnival dwarf) and Snow White: A Tale of Terror. (Died 1999.)
  • Born March 27, 1952 Dana Stabenow, 70. Though better known for her superb Kate Shugak detective series of which the first, the Edgar Award-winning A Cold Day for Murder is a Meredith moment right now, she does have genre work to her credit in the excellent Star Svensdotter space series, and the latter is available at the usual digital suspects.
  • Born March 27, 1953 Patricia Wrede, 69. She is a founding member of The Scribblies, along with Pamela Dean, Emma Bull, Will Shetterly, Steven Brust and Nate Bucklin. Not to be confused with the Pre-Joycean Fellowship which overlaps in membership. Outside of her work for the the Liavek shared-world anthology created and edited by Emma Bull and Will Shetterly, there are several series she has running including Lyra (Shadow Magic)Enchanted Forest Chronicles and Cecelia and Kate (co-written with Caroline Stevermer). She’s also written the novelizations of several Star Wars films including Star Wars, Episode I – The Phantom Menace and Star Wars, Episode II – Attack of the Clones in what are listed  as  ‘Jr. Novelizations’.
  • Born March 27, 1969 Pauley Perrette, 53. Though she’s best known for playing Abby Sciuto on NCIS, a role she walked away from under odd circumstances, she does have some genre roles. She was Ramona in The Singularity Is Near, a film based off Ray Kurzweil’s The Singularity Is Near: When Humans Transcend Biology. Next up is the most excellent Superman vs. The Elite in which she voices Lois Lane. Let’s see… she had a recurring role on Special Unit 2 as Alice Cramer but I never watched that series beyond the pilot so I’ve no idea what that role was. 
  • Born March 27, 1971 Nathan Fillion, 51. Certainly best known here for being Captain Malcolm “Mal” Reynolds in Firefly ‘verse, though the large viewing audience now know him as Richard Castle on Castle. An interesting case of just how much of a character comes from the actor I think. In both roles. In his case, I’d say most of it. He voiced Green Lantern/Hal Jordan in Justice League: DoomJustice League: The Flashpoint Paradox and Justice League: Throne of AtlantisThe Death of Superman and Reign of the Supermen. Oh, and he appeared in a recurring role in Buffy the Vampire Slayer as Caleb.


(11) BAFFLING HALT. “NASA Criticized for Ending Pronoun Project” reports Scientific American.

In a move that has been widely criticized, NASA leaders recently terminated a test project that allowed employees at the agency’s Goddard Space Flight Center (GSFC) to display pronouns in their official agency identifiers. The decision affected more than 100 employees who saw their stated pronouns vanish from communication platforms.

…Organized by a handful of management officials within GSFC, the pronoun-inclusive effort was “a tech demo”—a prepilot program, a Goddard employee says, that was a first step toward addressing concerns that included issues with removing deadnames from the agency’s IT system. (A deadname is the name a transgender or nonbinary person had before transitioning.) In searching for solutions, the GSFC team spoke with NASA Headquarters, as well as legal departments and employee resource groups at the agency. In other words, “this wasn’t a bunch of people going rogue,” says a scientist at GSFC.

During that process, the GSFC team identified an option that would let employees add their pronouns to their display names, which are used in electronic communications, including e-mail, contact lists, instant messaging platforms and Microsoft Teams environments. Usually, those identifiers include “[Last name],” “[First name]” and “[NASA Center-XXX],” where the “XXX” would be replaced by a three-digit organizational code. But by filling in an optional field that is typically used for nicknames, employees could add pronouns after their names. It was an efficient and inexpensive way to make a necessary change, employees say, and did not require any additional coding or IT investments….

(12) SIGNAL CLOSE ACTION. Someone asked a question. Martin Wisse answered, “My rightwing guilty pleasure: Honor Harrington” at Wis[s]e Words.

If you’re on the political left, what is the most right-wing artistic work that you enjoy and appreciate (in whatever way you understand that concept)? And if you’re on the right, the reverse?

And my mind immediately went to David Weber and his Honor Harrington series. Doing Horatio Hornblower in Space! series is already a pretty conservative concept, but Weber took it up to eleven, especially at the start….

(13) IF YOU LOOK UPON A STAR. The story follows this introduction — “Fiction: ‘A Tranquil Star’” by Primo Levi in The New Yorker.

Italo Calvino once referred to the novelist and memoirist Primo Levi as “one of the most important and gifted writers of our time.” An Italian chemist and Holocaust survivor, Levi was the author of fourteen books, including “The Periodic Table” and “Survival in Auschwitz.” Since Levi’s death, in 1987, The New Yorker has published eight of his works of fiction and poetry. In 2007, the magazine excerpted the title story from Levi’s posthumous collection “A Tranquil Star.” The tale describes, in vivid, granular detail, the life and death of a star called al-Ludra, as observed through the eyes of various astronomers. But it’s also a story about the fine boundaries of the spoken word. … To compose a narrative about a star—and to make it as relevant as any depiction of a notable figure or close acquaintance—is no small feat. Levi balances the astonishing with the wonted, tracing the minute details of matter that appears immutable, and yet, like our own history, is ever changing….

(14) A CUT ABOVE. Star Trek: The Motion Picture – The Director’s Edition is streaming April 5 on Paramount+.

(15) VIDEO OF THE DAY. [Item by Martin Morse Wooster.] Max Headroom chats with BBC presented Terry Wogan in this clip from 1985 that dropped this week.

[Thanks to JJ, John King Tarpinian, Andrew Porter, Michael Toman, Nancy Sauer, Cat Eldridge, Mike Kennedy, and Martin Morse Wooster for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Daniel Dern.]

25 thoughts on “Pixel Scroll 3/27/22 I Have A Master’s Degree – In Scrolling

  1. I am first!

    Max Headroom for the budget it was shot on is one of the the best SF series ever done. If you get a chance, do see the British pilot which is just slightly different than the American pilot for the series.

  2. The original Topper novel was first published in 1926, and (as noted in his birthday entry) the author died in 1934, so as of the start of this year it’s public domain pretty much everywhere in the world. (The US copyright on the sequel will last a few more years.)

    Here’s one place you can get a free copy of the novel online: http://www.gasl.org/refbib/Smith__Topper.pdf (This copy doesn’t have any illustrations. I haven’t yet found any digitizations of public domain editions with illustrations, but I could look more for some if there’s interest.)

  3. Not genre-related but reminiscent of Kyra’s Brackets, Twitterer Nick Baker is running a poll of best New Zealand televisual advertisements with links provided where possible (Baker had previously run other NZ-related brackets during our various lockdowns). There are many classic examples of Kiwi humour therein.

    One of my favourites, and one that is genre-adjacent is the anti-drink-driving “Legend” ad, more colloquially known as the “Ghost Chips” ad.

  4. Judge Magney says “Barrie, Beatrix and Potter”? Should not E. B. White be mentioned?

    You’re absolutely right and my trauma induced forgetful brain completely overlooked him when I writing that up. I’ll have OGH add him in. I really do want a new brain.

  5. 9A) Patricia and Paula are the most under-appreciated of the Scribblies, any of whom could outwrite J.K. Rowling or Rick Riordan with one frontal lobe tied off.
    9B) Pauley Perrette’s “Abby Sciuto” was the perky goth fangirl many fen of all genders would like to be and/or to date; I always thought of her as at least genre-adjacent, if only because her NCIS equipment worked faster and better than any real forensic equipment in use at the time.
    12) The Honor Harrington universe acquired a certain level of nuance and ideological flexibility once Weber started collaborating with Trotskyist Eric Flint, although there’s still plenty there to make this social democrat grit his teeth.

  6. Nathan Fillion was wonderful doing costumed hero Brown Widow on the animated Venture Brothers.

  7. (7) I’d probably have to agree about A Scanner Darkly being the best adaptation. Certainly follows the story and captures the feel of the novel better than any other Dick adaptation I’ve seen (which is most of them). That said, I think Blade Runner is a better movie overall. But Scanner is a pretty decent movie, and a near-perfect adaption. And the casting was great–Robert Downey Jr., whose career was still struggling at the time, was just outstanding!

  8. Thorne Smith… the one that I remember reading as an early/mid-teen was Turnabout, which I assure you got the attention of a pubescent male….

    And since John Hertz doesn’t use email, a happy birthday to my old friend.

  9. (14) I am big fan of the director’s cut since it did represent what Wise wanted to do. Paramount had promised the theaters a film on December 7 and this became a problem when the initial Effects company could not deliver. Doug Trumbull was asked to come and told to do what it takes to get the film ready in time or Paramount could be subject to massive lawsuit from the theaters. Wise did not have time for a test audience. The director’s cut got rid of the all time we see the crew react when the Enterprise reaches the cloud and emphasizes Spock’s existential dilemma. I am glad it is being made into this format and I hope it gets a theater release.

  10. @Xtifr: You beat me to it. As an adaptation of a PKD novel, I think A Scanner Darkly is currently unmatched. And the casting is terrific.

  11. (0) Send your scrolling questions to “Ask Dr. Scrolling.” Remember, he’s not a real Doctor!

  12. Nathan Fillion, with no previous experience with Shakespeare, is also almost the only funny Dogberry ever in Much Ado. Whedon did an amazing job with that film. It’s also got a similarly inexperienced but fascinating Don John.

    (11) Sad news – why drop something that’s but useful and inexpensive?

    (12) I dropped HH when I finally understood that nobody could disagree with her for legitimate reasons. And the Hillary bashing was tiresome.

  13. I bounced off of Honor Harrington. Not hard–I could see why people like it–but it failed to hold my interest. The whole “Hornblower in Space” thing? Really not my cuppa. I actually never got far enough to notice the politics.

    That said, conservative views on economics are not something that bothers me much. Even if I strongly disagree with an author’s ideas on the topic, it usually won’t make me stop reading. The main political views that will stop me are bigotry and intolerance. (And those, alas, are not the exclusive domain of the right.)

  14. If you aren’t “right wing” but want to read some original “Horatio Hornblower in Space” (deep space naval fun), you can try A. Bertram Chandler’s (1912 – 1984) Rim Worlds/John Grimes novels, of which there are some 21 novels and two collections in the primary time line; another 8 novels in related series, as well as an additional short story collection.
    “Horatio Hornblower in space” was a description originally used in the press for this author, not that other one, just as another one of his major characters (Irene Trafford – three and a half novels – Empress of Outer Space, Space Mercenaries, Nebula Alert and The Dark Dimensions – Nebula Alert and Dark Dimensions are cross over novels in which both Irene and John appear. The former is more Irene centered, the latter more Grimes centered and thus the “half” novel – was referred to by the author himself as “John Grimes in drag”, commentary which has been applied to Honor as well, so, if you really want to read good, solid space opera of the interstellar variety in which characters get themselves into trouble by doing the right thing and manage to survive long enough to get to the next adventure, all of which was written by an actual merchant marine captain (and an Australian by adoption to boot), you have plenty to look forward to without risking your left-wing sensibilities.

    John Grimes series follows Grimes from the start of his career as an Ensign in the Federation Survey Service, through courts martial, private enterprise and ultimately becoming a Rear Admiral in a break-away republic’s space navy.

    Irene Trafford series follows Irene, the former “elected” Empress of an interstellar empire as she embarks on a space mercenary/space pirate career with her husband.

    Derek Calver series follows Derek as he recovers from loss, returns to space and, through circumstance, luck and native intelligence rises to the captaincy of a merchant vessel.

    Yes, there is even some “pew pew” along the way.

    (Virtually everything by Chandler, and particularly John Grimes stories) are available on ABE and in ebook formats)

  15. (9) Fillion has recently been doing some voice work – as an octopus on Resident Alien with his Firefly costar Alan Tudyk

  16. Not only are most, if not all of the John Grimes available from the usual suspects, it’s all Meredith moments as Gateway has them available at a buck ninety nine per volume, a good deal indeed.

  17. I gave up on Honor Harrington in the early 00s. Back then I was a lot less picky about politics in fiction; nowadays there’s no way I’d be willing to give a pass to all the monarchy stuff much less everything else.

    But I will never forget Rob S. Pierre.

    ETA: Rob S. Pixel (the S stands for Scroll)

  18. 12) Would David Drake’s Leary & Mundy series count? Or his Reaches trilogy?

  19. @BravoLimaPoppa: David Drake’s RCN series is a pleasure that can be enjoyed without guilt. The settings are based on Drake’s deep knowledge of history. The politics is realistically complex not one-sided. The characters are great. The schtick of “sailing – in space!”, Drake just goes for it and it is all fun. And in book five, if I remember correctly, Drake wrote it as an incredibly droll, pitch-perfect comedy of manners. I lost interest in the later books in the series as they seemed to become repetitive, but the first five books set a very high bar.

  20. I was going to say that to me “Hornblower In Space” will always be the Grimes novels by Chandler but Steve Davidson beat me to it.
    The first Chandler I read was The Big Black Mark half way through I knew i had found a new favorite author. I looked him up and found a huge backlist that I had somehow never seen.

    I got half way through the first Honor Harrington I tried and put it down.
    Had nothing to do with politics, I tend to lean more to the right but I’m always looking for a good space yarn.

  21. Nina says I love Haroun and the Sea of Stories, and I genuinely didn’t realize it was 30 years old!

    It is but it’s truly ageless in a very good way.

    Now reading: Charles de Lint’s The Wild Wood

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