(1) HUGO AUTOPSY. Doctor Strangemind’s Kim Huett, in “They’d Rather Be Right”, promises to explain how in 1955 They’d Rather Be Right, the least popular winner of the Hugo Award for novel ever, managed this surprising feat.
…First though I’d like to point out that while I’ll make what I think are some interesting points, these can only be considered tentative without any input from the fans who voted in 1955. Unfortunately asking those fans is a tad difficult given most of them are no longer alive enough for the likes of me to bother them. What I did instead was the next best thing and examined the historical record. In other words I went and looked through all the fanzines I have in my collection to see what was being written about They’d Rather Be Right back in the 50s.
Unfortunately my collection is not nearly so complete that I can describe the results of this search as being definitive but I do like to think that what I did discover carries some weight. For starters I was only able to find two references to They’d Rather Be Right but interestingly they’re both at odds with the more recent opinions. In Fantasy-Times #214 (January 1955) Thomas Gardener in his annual review of print science fiction describes They’d Rather Be Right as the best novel of 1954 and in Etherline #45 (1955), ‘So far, it’s excellent!’ is the opinion of Tony Santos in regards to the first instalment of the serial in Astounding. Now two positive comments isn’t a lot to go on but it still suggests the novel had a few fans back when it was first published….
(2) RPG. Standback says that this post is “Ostensibly for roleplayers, but it also just picks out awesome tropes from our Beloved Wombat’s works, and I suspect non-roleplayers will enjoy it as well” — “Stealing from T. Kingfisher” at The Overprepared GM.
…Kingfisher has written a set of fantasy short stories whose magic and world-building is rooted somewhere in the deserts of the American Southwest rather than the standard Tolkien/Medieval European fantasy tradition. You want to start by reading Jackalope Wives and then The Tomato Thief (they’re free online, and short stories, so you have no excuse not to click and start reading).
If you’re a world builder, you can read read them just to get insights on how to communicate an original, immersive sense of place without info dumps. Keep in mind, these are short stories/novelettes, not epics. Kingfisher does some serious world building in a very tight format. I think they’re both Hugo winners.
(3) AVENGERS. “‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Raises The Stakes To Infinity — And Beyond” by NPR’s Glen Weldon contains FAQ-like mini-reviews tailored for many different audiences.
Avengers: Infinity War is — and truly feels like — the culmination of something.
Over the course of many years and many more Marvel Universe films — including some that proved to be hugely successful (Guardians of the Galaxy) and some that proved to be Thor: The Dark World — the proprietors of that universe have been nesting glowy magical gemstones inside their heroes’ stories. We nerdlings familiar with the 1991 Marvel Comics mini-series Infinity Gauntlet (written by Jim Starlin with art by George Perez and Ron Lim) have been waiting patiently for a certain big bald Marvel villain to come along and collect/hoard those sparklies like some kind of purple, cosmically powered space-tyrant/magpie.
Thanos is here at last — an alchemical blend made up of state-of-the-art CGI, an oddly wistful performance from actor Josh Brolin, and Violet Beauregarde’s post-gum skin tone — and he’s fixin’ to cause Trouble. With a capital T, and that rhymes with C, and that stands for cosmic genocide….
The BBC’s overview of critics’ reactions: “Avengers: Infinity War earns five-star reviews”.
Attendees at screenings held in central London on Wednesday were exhorted not to reveal details of the film’s plot that are not already in the public domain.
“Don’t spoil it for others, the same way you wouldn’t want it spoiled for you,” read a message written by the film’s sibling directors, Anthony and Joe Russo.
Critics are largely adhering to this request, though the Daily Mirror‘s Chris Hunneysett gives away a few key details we won’t share here.
“Fans will be dumbfounded by the direction the movie takes the Marvel Cinematic Universe,” he writes in his five-star review.
(4) THE JOKING LAMP IS LIT. That unexpected direction Hunneysett hints at probably won’t be this one: “Jimmy Kimmel Reimagines ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ as a Marvel Rom-Com (Video)”.
During Tuesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” the late-night host shared an (obviously fake) promo for the film, which focused less on the punches the Avengers will throw to stop Thanos and more on the sparks that will fly… romantically.
(5) LISTEN UP. The SFWA Blog has the whole rundown on a new “Humble Bundle: Classic Sci Fi & Fantasy & Audiobooks”. See the book list at the link.
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The bundle runs from Wednesday, April 25th, 11:00am Pacific to Wednesday, May 9th, 11:00am Pacific.
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(6) BOMBS AWAY. Charles Payseur takes a Quick Sip of something a bit stronger than usual in “LIVER BEWARE! You’re in for a Drunk Review of Goosebumps #3: MONSTER BLOOD”.
…(this post originally appeared on my Patreon. For those unaware, the series finds me drunkenly reading and reviewing the children’s book series, Goosebumps. To date, I’m far enough ahead in the series that I’m making all of the older reviews freely available on Quick Sip Reviews. I hope you enjoy!)
Welcome to the third installment of drunken Goosebumps reviews! And check out that new graphic! Thanks to everyone who voted! I’m rather partial to Scaredy-Liver at the Hip Bar myself, so was quite chuffed to see that other people seemed to like that one, too. I’m also quite chuffed that we’ve arrived at #3 in the Goosebumps series, Monster Blood! This was actually what I would tell everyone was my favorite Goosebumps when I was little. Why? Because the cover is blue and green. Seriously, I was a weird kid, because I obviously forgot about 90% of this one before picking it up again. The result? MADNESS! You thought the first two books in the series were weird. Are you ready for a magical, sentient, child-endangering (evil) cat? Or a bullying B plot that culminates in endless nightmares and probably endless counseling? Good, because HERE WE GO!
Oh, I should mention that today’s review comes courtesy of Rampant Imperial IPA from New Belgium Brewing, because why settle for regular IPAs when you can get drunk TWICE AS FAST!
(7) OBERST INTERVIEW. At Without Your Head, Bill Oberst, Jr. returns to talk about At Granny’s House, Ray Bradbury Live (Forever) and Rob Zombie’s 3 From Hell.
(8) JAPANESE WEIRD SF. “Sisyphean: An Interview with Weird Scifi Author Dempow Torishima” at Weird Fiction Review.
WFR: What kinds of fiction or stories did you read and watch growing up?
Dempow Torishima: As a child, I liked stories with illustrations, like Doctor Doolittle, René Guillot’s Un petit chien va dans la lune, works by Edogawa Rampo, and so on (I was enthralled by the things that rose up between the words and the pictures), and I think that is also related to my present style of writing.
In my teenage years, I got really into strange, unique works of Japanese fiction, such as Kyusaku Yumeno’s Dogra Magra, Mushitaro Oguri’s Murder at Black Death Mansion, Shozo Numa’s Yapoo: the Human Cattle. In particular, I was strongly influenced by the word-plays, images of body modification, and so on in Yapoo: the Human Cattle.
After that, I started reading a variety of novels from a variety of countries (regardless of genre), and as you might expect, I really liked the ones with strong conceits and high levels of the absurd. These days, I like Can Xue, Patrick Chamoiseau, and Seth Fried. I’m also drawn to authors like Yoko Tawada and Yuko Yamao, who are very particular about the words they use. In William Gibson’s Neuromancer, Hisashi Kuroma’s translation style shocked me with its copious use of kanji neologisms and ruby text.
(In Japanese books, ruby text?—?tiny phonetic characters printed next to kanji characters?—?is sometimes used to indicate the pronunciations of difficult kanji. I use it to create wordplays, double-meanings, and so on. Still, from the time I was first published, I’ve been told those effects are impossible to replicate in English. )
(9) SUPPORT INDIE. Power off your phone, shut down your laptop, shop for something in print: Saturday is Independent Bookstore Day.
What is Independent Bookstore Day?
Independent Bookstore Day is a one-day national party that takes place at indie bookstores across the country on the last Saturday in April. Every store is unique and independent, and every party is different. But in addition to authors, live music, cupcakes, scavenger hunts, kids events, art tables, readings, barbecues, contests, and other fun stuff, there are exclusive books and literary items that you can only get on that day. Not before. Not after. Not online.
To see past exclusives, check out our archives.
Why are we celebrating independent bookstores?
Independent bookstores are not just stores, they’re community centers and local anchors run by passionate readers. They are entire universes of ideas that contain the possibility of real serendipity. They are lively performance spaces and quiet places where aimless perusal is a day well spent.
In a world of tweets and algorithms and pageless digital downloads, bookstores are not a dying anachronism. They are living, breathing organisms that continue to grow and expand. In fact, there are more of them this year than there were last year. And they are at your service.
Bookstores: find out how you can participate!
(10) COMICS SECTION.
- Chip Hitchcock says we don’t have this technology: Rhymes With Orange.
- Then, John King Tarpinian enjoyed two kaiju sharing a moment in Off The Mark.
(11) SCALZI’S BOOK TOUR ATTRACTS PEST. Jon Del Arroz encouraged one of his stooges to behave like an ass at John Scalzi’s New York book signing.
Scalzi tweeted:
Last night, some dude paid for a ticket to see me (which included the purchase of my book, for which I get royalties), waited through my hour-plus presentation and stood in line for 20 minutes in order to try to be a jerk to me for less than a minute. I guess he really showed me!
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 25, 2018
JDA, always excited when anybody pays him attention, had a pleonasm. He crowed about his role in the incident in “You’ll Be Shocked At How John Scalzi Treats His Fans” [Internet Archive link]
A couple of weeks ago, a fan DMed me on Twitter. He told me he was going to Scalzi’s signing and he wanted me to do something. He asked me to sign one of Scalzi’s books, and he would bring my book to the signing, show him me signing his book, and have Scalzi sign one of my books. I thought this was all in good fun, so I agreed. Here’s what I sent to my fan:
The stooge’s wingman skulked on the perimeter making a shaky video of the meeting.
— Kevin Xu (@kxu65) April 25, 2018
I mean, the video is me saying "I'm sad for you that you paid $25 to do this" and dismissing him.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 25, 2018
(12) BACK IN TIME WITH GRRM. Tor.com announces “New George R. R. Martin Book Fire & Blood Arrives November 20th”.
George R. R. Martin’s latest tale of Westeros, Fire and Blood, will be released on November 20, 2018, and is available for pre-order now. Fire and Blood: 300 Years Before A Game of Thrones (A Targaryen History) will look back at some of the history that led to the events of A Song of Ice and Fire, focusing on the intrigue and tragedy of the Targaryen family. The book is a continuation of a much shorter piece in 2014’s illustrated in-world history The World of Ice & Fire, that was written by Martin and collaborators Elio Garcia and Linda Antonsson.
F&B promises the “full tapestry” of the Targaryen’s history, and includes the origin of the three dragon eggs that changed the course Daenerys’ life.
(13) FAN CON JOURNALISM. Lots more information on Universal Fan Con — timeline, names, interviews with guests, volunteers and fans, etc. – from Women Write About Comics: “Universal Fan Con: Peeling Back the Layers”. Here are a few excerpts:
… Tom Leonard was listed on Universal Fan Con’s website as Vice President of Marketing and Sales. His website claims he has over either eighteen or twenty years of experience in online marketing.
In our investigations of Leonard, we discovered something odd about his Twitter presence. We found multiple “Tom Leonards” on Twitter, each either sharing the same photo shown on the Universal Fan Con website, or a different picture of the same man but bearded, advertising different brands. We combed through all the Twitter profiles threads, and we eventually concluded that VP of Marketing and Sales Tom Leonard might be a bot account that brands can hire, and not actually a real person at all.
… Guests like author Roxane Gay — whose appearance at the Universal Fan Con was announced April 18, 2018, just two days before the cancellation of the con — spoke out online. Gay tweeted out “This statement is bewildering. I cannot believe you would put this up. To tell people who have bought non refundable tickets that the organizers did too… is flippant, at best. And to offer no refunds… wow.”
… After all this research, it’s still not clear where the money was spent. The organizers have not responded to requests for comment. During this investigation, we have spoken to lots of people involved in the con on and off the record, yet no one seems to know where the $56,000 from the Kickstarter went, or where the personal money that Butler claimed was spent went. Though we attempted to contact the convention center they weren’t accepting calls or questions, which has lead to a guessing game online with people stating numbers from 25,000 to one million as the price of the center, whilst the organizers stay silent.
(14) AUSTRALIAN MILITARY HISTORY. Found on Twitter with an assist from Nicholas Whyte. Jump on the thread here —
THREAD: In 1932 Australia lost a little known war: the army was out-manoeuvred, their weapons failed, and their Prime Minister ridiculed in Parliament.
In possibly the only war between humans and flightless birds, I give you a brief thread on THE GREAT EMU WAR. 1/ pic.twitter.com/tNIpdGThSp
— Election Maps UK (@ElectionMapsUK) April 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/Somelefty/status/988776442698911744
(15) OUT FOR LUNCH. In contrast, ancient hunters somehow overcame nature without machine guns. Reuters Science News headline: “Giant sloth vs. ancient man: fossil footprints track prehistoric hunt”.
Scientists have uncovered evidence of ancient humans engaged in a deadly face-off with a giant sloth, showing for the first time how our ancestors might have tackled such a formidable prey.
Standing over 2 meters tall, with forelegs tipped with claws, giant sloths lived until around 11,000 years ago. Most scientists believe over-hunting by humans eventually led to their extinction.
Fossilised footprints in the salt flats of White Sands National Monument, in the southwestern U.S. state of New Mexico, reveal humans walking in the exact footsteps of a giant sloth and then confronting it, possibly hurling spears.
“The story that we can read from the tracks is that the humans were stalking; following in the footsteps, precisely in the footsteps of the sloth,” said Matthew Bennett, one of a team of scientists behind the discovery.“While it was being distracted and turning, somebody else would come across and try and deliver the killer blow. It’s an interesting story and it’s all written in the footprints,” said Bennett, a professor of environmental and geographical sciences at Bournemouth University in southern England.
(16) YOU ARE HERE. “Scientists Unveil Precise Map Of More Than A Billion Stars”: NPR has the story.
Wednesday was the day astronomers said goodbye to the old Milky Way they had known and loved and hello to a new view of our home galaxy.
A European Space Agency mission called Gaia just released a long-awaited treasure trove of data: precise measurements of 1.7 billion stars.
It’s unprecedented for scientists to know the exact brightness, distances, motions and colors of more than a billion stars. The information will yield the best three-dimensional map of our galaxy ever.
Here’s the 360-degree video:
(17) LOCK-UN. Notice to [fannish] travelers: “Hotel door locks worldwide were vulnerable to hack”.
Millions of electronic door locks fitted to hotel rooms worldwide have been found to be vulnerable to a hack.
Researchers say flaws they found in the equipment’s software meant they could create “master keys” that opened the rooms without leaving an activity log.
The F-Secure team said it had worked with the locks’ maker over the past year to create a fix.
But the Swedish manufacturer is playing down the risk to those hotels that have yet to install an update.
“Vision Software is a 20-year-old product, which has been compromised after 12 years and thousands of hours of intensive work by two employees at F-Secure,” said a spokeswoman for the company, Assa Abloy.
“These old locks represent only a small fraction [of the those in use] and are being rapidly replaced with new technology.”
She added that hotels had begun deploying the fix two months ago.
(18) TRANSFORMERS. Geek Tyrant introduces the Transformers: Power of the Primes trailer:
This trailer provides a first look at some of the impressive voice-talent who are making their debut in the series including Ron Perlman as Optimus Primal, WWE Superstar Samoa Joe as Predaking, Mikey Way from the rock band My Chemical Romance as Snarl, Jaime King (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) as Solus Prime, and Gregg Berger, the original voice of Grimlock, returns to the role! They join returning cast members Mark Hamill, who made his debut as Megatronus in the finale of the second chapter of the trilogy, Transformers: Titans Return, Judd Nelson, who is voicing a character new to the trilogy, Rodimus Cron, Wil Wheaton as Perceptor, DashieGames as Menasor, MatPat as Swoop, and Rob Dyke as Devastator.
(19) EARLY WARNING. The arms race continues: “Canada developing quantum radar to detect stealth aircraft”.
Canada has invested $2.7m (£1.93m) into developing quantum radar – a new technology that would greatly improve the detection of stealth aircraft.
The technology is being developed by the University of Waterloo to replace existing Arctic radar stations.
Quantum radar can theoretically detect objects with a greater level of accuracy than conventional radar.
It makes use of quantum illumination – the process of isolating pairs of entangled photons.
So far, the technology has been tested only in laboratories.
(20) VIDEO OF THE DAY. “Kut” is a short film by Czech animator Lucija Mrjzlak on Vimeo which plays with space and time.
{Thanks to Robin Reid, Standback, Martin Morse Wooster, Chip Hitchcock, Mike Kennedy, JJ, John King Tarpinian, Cat Eldridge, ULTRAGOTHA, Andrew Porter, and Carl Slaughter for some of these stories. Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editor of the day Daniel Dern.]
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(1) And don’t forget that in those early days, it looks like voting was first-past-the-post (not the IRV system used today). That means that They’d Rather Be Right might have had more votes than any other candidate, but more than likely was not the most-favored (or more technically, least-disfavored) candidate. Without access to the vote counts, we’ll not know that for sure, but it’s relatively rare for anyone to get a clear majority in a multi-way FPTP election.
Yeah File 770 is back. Had some problems earlier accesing the site.
16: Been looking forward to this for a while. I’ve often messed around with star maps and techniques for designing fictional planetary systems, mostly for the tabletop game industry. Now we have a corpus of data about nearby space that puts every previous effort, including the HIPPARCOS mission, into the shade. The possibilities are amazing.
@Jon Yeah, we clearly need a new generation of tools to help use this data for map enthusiasts.
@Paul I’ve only started looking into the data release – been teaching all this week and have no time – but it looks as if the ESA has made at least a big chunk of the data-set available through a queriable database. Might be trivial to query something like “show me everything within ten parsecs of Sol” and get all the data you need for an up-to-date-accurate map of nearby space. This is me rubbing my hands together in anticipation . . .
(11) OH JON DEL ARROZ WHY?
IMPORTANT: GIF of a sneezing cat.
(1) I’ve always assumed that of course They’d Rather Be Right had a bunch of fans at the time. However quickly they may have repented of it, I never thought people voted for a book they didn’t like.
Why does the pixelbird lay her eggs in the scroll?
“His,” should be. I insist on being pedantic about this.
Gah, of course you’re right. Been too long since I listened. Sorry.
(11) The actions taken by JDA and Xu here are possibly the most pathetic thing I’ve seen in my life. Like, I’m legitimately saddened by the idea that someone could A. think this was a good idea to begin with and B. look at what they’ve done after the fact and say to themselves, “Yup, nailed it.” I understand fremdschämen perfectly now.
@Peer, funny!
@Jon: That’s what I want, too! Especially if someone else does the work.
(11)
The “Sempai notice me!” thing was tedious when VD was doing it. You know you’ve hit rock bottom and kept on drilling when you’re trying to turn yourself into a cheap knockoff of VD
@kathodus
I know several answers for this, but none of them would get through the spam filters.
This post will be fifth if all but four of the above will be deleted.
Meredith Moment:
Alif the Unseen: A Novel by G. Willow Wilson is on sale at Amazon US for $2.99.
20). Thank you. I enjoyed “Kut”. It was much more entertaining than the other video I made the mistake of watching here today. *SIGH* Life and $$$ are entirely too limited to waste either of them for a ridiculous stunt like that.
[F770 Thread Tracking Device active. Please present your best digital face forward.]
“I don’t know, Batman. Why *is* a pixel like a writing desk?”
File 770 is back up! I was getting the shakes….
Whew, that was close.
@Johan P — oh crap, did I? I talked to a reindeer keeper and everything! Sigh. What was it?
…it’s not the salt thing, is it? I didn’t think having the reindeer going for the other character’s urine would be appropriate.
I think you’ve shown great self-control not fabricating an ‘old’ post where VD pours a bucket of custard over his own head and thus defeats Scalzi.
@ RedWombat:
My suspicion was “something about reindeer that’s actually about the north-american variant, and thus not 100% applicable to the european variant”, but I cannot for sure say that’s the case. One of the things that differ is that to the best of my knowledge the ones in Europe are all semi-domesticated, whereas the ones in Alaska and Canada sometimes roam wild.
@RedWombat
Oh, now I I feel bad about nitpicking. “Error” is probably too strong, it’s more of a missed point – in particular because it only shows in the text through omission.
The staple food for reindeers is reindeer lichen. They prefer this to the extent that I’ve heard of people who have tried giving their herd silage to help them through the winter, but the reindeers ignored it and kept digging away snow to reach the lichen.
When we first meet the reindeer, the robber girl feeds her hay. I think any self-respecting talking reindeer would have asked politely for lichen instead. Later, when Gerta wears the reindeer skin, she have some sort of dream or mystical experience where she feels connected to the grass and other plants that reindeers graze on. But lichen is not actually a plant.
ETA @Ingvar: There’s plenty of wild reindeer in Norway.
…local news is reporting that some readers are turning to Drawer212 out of desperation. “It’s an unacceptable substitute, man, but, you know, when you gotta get straight, you gotta get straight. I heard some guys over on tenth street were actually reading dish soap promos, and that’s really dangerous” said one reader speaking while holding a cat in front of his face.
According to government sources, supplies of File770 are being disrupted by…
JohanP lichen is a plant. When it wants to be.
Until I googled it about a minute ago, I had no idea lichen was anything other than some weird moss-like stuff. Now I know more about lichen than I probably need to.
@steve davidson Well, you could liken it to a plant…
Don’t underestimate lichen. Lichen helped bring us Amazon
@Kevin So when did IRV become the thing?
(14) This also seems relevant:
Mutant Marsupials Take Up Arms Against Australian Air Force
(I won’t copy-and-paste the whole thing. TL;DR: be careful how you reuse concepts and constructs, even in simulation!)
Showing up at signings is, in my opinion, as much about trying to intimidate other writers as anything else. Among other things, most writers don’t have the same crowd size that Scalzi draws, and – in my experience – many writers are already anxious, tired, and not entirely comfortable around people and the thought of having to deal with a yahoo trying to provoke you may be more daunting for some that others. The majority of us do not thrive on confrontation. We’re there to work, not to play ego dominance games.
Toss in alt-right weirdness, and stochastic terrorism raises its head. From SPLC: “The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) counted over 100 people killed or injured by alleged perpetrators influenced by the so-called “alt-right” — a movement that continues to access the mainstream and reach young recruits.”
@ JohanP:
Huh, clearly reindeer herders have been telling me fibs (or, more likely, I misinterpreted what I heard).
I am not a lawyer, but for someone who has filed suit against a Worldcon, JDA’s action with respect to Scalzi’s book signing is daft. Might even be the kind of thing that not only gets his suit dismissed with prejudice but also opens him up to being sued himself.
I was reading Murderbot fan fiction.
I participated in Cassy’s Reading Group discussion of All Systems Red last week, and enjoyed the re-read so much that I was jonesing for more. But Artificial Condition (#2) doesn’t come out for 3 more weeks. I’ve never been a reader of fanfic, but while File 770 was down, I went to AO3 and read some stories written in that universe by fans.
I avoided the ones which involved romance, but I did read and definitely recommend:
Humanumission
The Ship Who Vidded
Terra Nova
On The Trail Of The Killers Of My Father
Chapter 7.5
This is unrelated to anything in this Pixel Scroll, but a Scroll about a month ago reported that Starbase Indy, a long-running fan-run Thanksgiving weekend media con, had been cancelled. But a new post on their Facebook page announces that the con is going ahead after all. (I have no personal connection to Starbase Indy other than having attended once a few years ago.)
Re: lichens
One of the most fun moments of spontaneous characterization I wrote into the Alpennia series was when I introduced the character of Frances Collfield:
Collfield’s treatise on the distribution of the Lecanorae becomes a significant plot element in the third book, but originally she was just a walk-on role.
For your reading pleasure this morning, I have an appreciation post at Tor this morning about LOCUS magazine
https://www.tor.com/2018/04/27/locus-at-50-an-appreciation/
(4) THE JOKING LAMP IS LIT. Related, my other half sent me this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3ymBk6Vb04
(11) SCALZI’S BOOK TOUR ATTRACTS PEST. So JDA is teaching other people to be inappropriate in public? ::eyeroll:: How pathetic that he found a loser to act out for him.
(17) LOCK-UN. OMG that’s why my toothbrush is always in a different spot when I come back to the room. It’s not the cleaning staff at all! 😉
(20) VIDEO OF THE DAY. That’s very cute!
@Mark (Kitteh): Reading just a few words about lichen made me go, “What?!” 😉 /OneOfToday’s10,000
(5) I bought a previous Humble Bundle with some Zelazny in it, and that version contained a “Last Defender of Camelot” published by iBooks which was missing the last page (thereabouts) of “For A Breath I Tarry” and the first page of “Engine At Heartspring’s Center”. This bundle claims a different publisher for the ebook of the same name. If anyone’s bought the bundle, is it still that broken edition?
@Johan – oh thank god, I thought it was something anatomical. They do in fact eat grass in the wild! Hay, I’ll give you, was a stretch.
Wait–are we talking about JdA or his hero?
JDA tries so hard, bless his heart.
In other Puppy-adjacent news, Michael Z. Williamson has apparently decided to pick a fight with Jim Wright of Stonekettle Station fame. Wright posted the initiating email, in full, on the Stonekettle Facebook page. Content warning: MZW’s words include much that is vulgar, homophobic, etc., and also death threats.
That Stonekettle Facebook link doesn’t work for people who don’t have Facebook accounts. I get a “You must log in to continue”. A lot of Facebook users forget to make things public. Or they assume everyone is on Facebook. Or it’s just Facebook screwing with me.
Wright put it in a public post on his other account, and you can see it here:
http://archive.is/0o7ta
Dennis Howard: That Stonekettle Facebook link doesn’t work for people who don’t have Facebook accounts. I get a “You must log in to continue”.
That particular post was made in a Closed Group, so only members can see it. But generally when you get that login nag, you can click the tiny, faint “Not Now” and it will let you see a Facebook post without logging in.
JJ, wow. Well. Um. That was… something.
Pardon me, I need to go scrub my brain with bleach, now…
@JJ Thanks for the updated link. I forgot that was a closed group.
Cassy B: wow. Well. Um. That was… something. Pardon me, I need to go scrub my brain with bleach, now…
Yes, and it bears a striking similarity to the manifestos of people who have later gone on shooting sprees. He’s completely unhinged. 🙁