Pixel Scroll 7/30/18 There Have Been Rumors About This Strange Scroll, Frightening Rumors About Hapennings Way Beyond The Laws of Nature

(1) FREE ELIZABETH BEAR BOOK. Joey Eschrich, Editor and Program Manager, Center for Science and the Imagination at Arizona State University wants Filers to know they recently published We Have Always Died in the Castle, a free ebook featuring a near-future story about virtual reality by Elizabeth Bear. It also features a couple of stunning original illustrations by Melissa Gay.

Virtual reality technology is no longer confined to computer-science labs and high-tech theme parks. Today, head-mounted goggles, sensors, and haptic control systems are tools for immersive journalism, professional development, and clinical therapy. In this novella, award-winning science fiction and fantasy author Elizabeth Bear and artist Melissa Gay imagine a near future informed by visceral VR simulations to catalyze positive change.

We Have Always Died in the Castle is the first story in the Crowd Futures project from Arizona State University. An experiment in collaborative storytelling, Crowd Futures brings authors and illustrators into dialogue with members of an intellectually curious public to participate in the creative process by proposing scenarios, sharing ideas, weighing options, and navigating the uncertainties of our looming scientific and technological discoveries.

(2) ON THE RADIO. SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie tells Filers when to tune in to BBC Radio 4.

Cowie says, “A slight shame this was not broadcast a couple of weekends ago as that would have been compensation for those of us who did not go to the Eurocon in Amiens, the home of Jules Verne”

  • Radio 4 Extra (a separate BBC radio channel supplementing Radio 4) will shortly see a programme on the comic Eagle [Wikipedia]. (But I don’t think they – BBC – have a web page for this prog yet). This was a mainstay for kids aged 8 to 12 in the 1960s wit a few SF related strips.  The most famous of which was Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future [Wikipedia].
  • The channel will also broadcast a related programme, a drama adaptation of the Dan Dare adventure Voyage to Venus (there is a page for it).

(3) ATTENTION ALL FILERS WHO HAVE $100K THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. A rare Magic: The Gathering card (“Black Lotus from the original [Alpha] release”) has sold on eBay for $87,672 — not counting shipping of $125  There were “exactly 1,100 copies printed of every ‘rare’ card in the Alpha set” (Kotaku.com: “Rare Alpha Black Lotus Sells For $87,000”) and ghis one was graded as a 9.5/10. At this writing, another copy (graded 9/10) is listed on eBay for $100,000.

(4) ORDER A NORSE COURSE. Francesca Strait, in “Channel Your Inner Thor At This Viking Restaurant in Australia” on CNN.com, says that if you’re in Sydney or Melbourne, you can have a Viking feast at Mjølner restaurant, named after Thor’s hammer.

It might be thousands of miles from Scandinavia, but this Viking-themed restaurant offers a contemporary interpretation of Norse traditions Down Under.

Mjølner restaurant first originated in Sydney and there’s a recently opened outpost in Melbourne, named after Thor’s famous hammer.

Of course, Thor himself, Chris Hemsworth, is a proud Aussie and featured in a recent Crocodile Dundee-themed tourism ad for Australia, so it’s only fitting the feasting halls of Asgard are being recreated in Oz.

(5) SEMI-FORGOTTEN HARD SCIENCE. James Davis Nicoll remembers when “When Ramjets Ruled Science Fiction”.

The classic Bussard ramjet novel is, of course, Poul Anderson’s Tau Zero. What was for other authors a convenient prop was one of the centerpieces of Anderson’s novel. The Leonora Christina sets out for Beta Virginis, a nearby star. A mid-trip mishap robs the ship of its ability to slow down. Repairs are impossible unless they shut down the ramjet, but if the crew did that, they would instantly be exposed to lethal radiation. There’s no choice but to keep accelerating and hope that the ship will eventually encounter a region in the intergalactic depths with a sufficiently hard vacuum so that the ramjet could be safely shut down. Even if they did find such a region, the crew is still committed to a journey of many millions of light years, one that will forever distance them from their own time.

Even before Tau Zero, Bussard ramjets were everywhere. Larry Niven’s A Gift From Earth feature an egregiously hierarchical society that is toppled thanks to a package delivered by robotic ramship. Jo Walton’s review of that novel is here.

(James Davis Nicoll also proudly notes, “I got name-checked in the Guardian” — “The English language reigns now, but look at the fate of Latin”.

The point is made graphically by a famous description attributed to James Nicoll: “We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary”.


  • Born July 30 – Arnold Schwarzenegger, 71. Terminator franchise of courses as well as Running ManConan the Barbarian and Conan the Destroyer, Tales from the Crypt and True Lies. Apparently in sort of announced Conan and Terminator reboots.
  • Born July 30 – Christopher Nolan, 48. Writer, producer and often director as well of the Batman film franchise, The Prestige, Interstellar, Inception and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice to name some of his work.

(7) HINTING UNDINTING. An utterly brilliant challenge on Reddit: In limerick form (AABBA), and without saying its name, what is your favorite movie?

There once was a man with a dream:
“Put a dream in a dream!” He would scream.
There’s a top at the end,
And we all pretend
That we definitely know what it means.

Two rockers were failing a class,
so they telephoned back to the past.
They escaped awful fates
with some help from Socrates,
and the speech by Abe Lincoln kicked ass.

(One commenter says the choice to rhyme fates and Socrates was excellent.)

It’s a tale that’s a bit unbelievable:
A princess is now irretrievable.
When a man all in black
Catches up from the back
The kidnapper says, “Inconceivable!”

(8) ARTIFICIAL STUPIDITY? “IBM’s Watson supercomputer recommended ‘unsafe and incorrect’ cancer treatments, internal documents show”STAT News has the story – behind a paywall, unfortunately.

Internal IBM documents show that its Watson supercomputer often spit out erroneous cancer treatment advice and that company medical specialists and customers identified “multiple examples of unsafe and incorrect treatment recommendations” as IBM was promoting the product to hospitals and physicians around the world.

The documents — slide decks presented last summer by IBM Watson Health’s deputy chief health officer — largely blame the problems on the training of Watson by IBM engineers and doctors at the renowned Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center.


  • July 30, 1958War Of The Colossal Beast enjoyed its New York theatrical premiere


  • Monty illustrates one of the downsides of a writer using a coffee shop as free office space.
  • Non Sequitur explains when to accept defeat.
  • Would you admit your worst fear? — Candorville.


(12) POLITICAL DISCOURSE. One small step for man, one giant bleep for mankind. From the Washington Post — “Perspective What is Bigfoot erotica? A Virginia congressional candidate accused her opponent of being into it.”

Our weird political era just got a little hairier. For the first time, millions of Americans are asking, “What is Bigfoot erotica?”

That question has been inspired by Leslie Cockburn, a Democrat who’s running for Congress in Virginia’s 5th District. On Twitter this Sunday, Cockburn accused her Republican opponent, Denver Riggleman, of being a “devotee of Bigfoot erotica.” Her tweet included a crudely drawn image of Bigfoot — with the monster’s genitalia obscured — taken from Riggleman’s Instagram account. She added, “This is not what we need on Capitol Hill.”

…Chuck Tingle, the pseudonym of an author of comically absurd erotica, is perhaps the most well-known creator of monster porn, including about 10 books featuring encounters with Sasquatch. Reached via email, Tingle said he understands why Bigfoot monsters are so attractive as romantic heroes: “They are natural outdoorsmen .?.?. which I think is nice, and, even though it seems like they could have a bad-boy way, they are actually very kind.” He imagines his readers think, “Wow, he could protect me in a big fight, and he could also take me on a walk in nature and show me which are the best plants to kiss or to eat in a stew.”

“Such stories, he said, “prove love is real for all.”

Whether the voters of Virginia’s 5th District will agree is not clear

(13) A FUTURE TO AVOID. Ian Allen’s opinion piece “Inside the World of Racist Science Fiction” in the New York Times says “To understand why white supremacists back the president, we have to understand the books that define their worldview.” Andrew Porter sent the link with a note, “The article has a horrible title, bound to sow confusion. Absolutely nothing at all to do with professionally published science fiction, or SF fandom.” Just the same, I’m surprised I  never heard of any of these authors before.

Two years later — after Richard Spencer, after Charlottesville — the public has heard a lot about white supremacist culture. But I’d argue that we haven’t quite heard enough. To understand their ideologies and why they support this president so strongly, we need to examine their literature…..

Most of the books are self-published. Others are distributed by small, activist imprints or the publishing arms of white nationalist organizations. They are sold online, at gun shows or person to person. This scattershot distribution system makes it hard to track sales, but the more popular titles are estimated to have sold hundreds of thousands of copies. I acquired some out-of-print titles from rare book dealers.
They are dog-eared, annotated and often inscribed.

… White supremacists seem convinced that the novels’ “white genocide” is coming to life, and are petitioning Mr. Trump for help. This past spring, Andrew Anglin, the deeply sinister and darkly clever force behind Daily Stormer, the most Millennial-y neo-Nazi site on the web, started to spread the news of a “migrant caravan” that was moving through Central America, toward the United States-Mexico border. It was a protest march, organized by the Central American pro-immigration activist group Pueblo Sin Fronteras. The march has taken place every year since 2010 without ever getting much traction in the press.

But Mr. Anglin saw an opportunity in the implication of a literal enactment of [Jean Raspail’s 1973 novel] “The Camp of the Saints.” He rallied his troll army to petition Mr. Trump to use the word “caravans” publicly, and on April 1, he did. In fact, he and Vice President Mike Pence used the word multiple times, then issued an order to send the National Guard to the border. The story dominated the news cycle for days, and Mr. Anglin took a well-deserved victory lap, bragging that “the media was not talking about this, only the alt-right was, and Trump is posting about it — so he does hear us.”

…It is unlikely that Mr. Trump has read any of these books. But members of his staff undoubtedly have. His former aide Steve Bannon is a fan of “The Camp of the Saints” and refers to it often — in knowing, offhand ways that betray both his familiarity with racist literature and his awareness of his target audience’s reading habits. Another administration official, Julie Kirchner, was named ombudsman at the Customs and Border Protection after spending 10 years as the executive director of the Federation for American Immigration Reform. That organization, which Southern Poverty Law Center has designated a hate group, was founded by John Tanton, who runs The Social Contract Press, which is the current publisher of “The Camp of the Saints.”

The point is not that there is a direct line between, say, “The Turner Diaries” and the Oval Office. Rather, it’s that the tropes that define the Trump administration’s rhetoric and policies — apocalyptic xenophobia, anti-Semitic conspiracies, racist fear-mongering — are also the tropes that define white-supremacist literature.

(14) EMISSION QUITE POSSIBLE. James Corden looks like he might lose it before they even get him on the plane —

[Thanks to JJ, Rick Moen, Andrew Porter, Cat Eldridge, Carl Slaughter, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, John King Tarpinian, Daniel Dern,Mike Kennedy, Martin Morse Wooster, Joey Eschrich, and Chip Hitchcock for some of these stories. Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editor of the day Brian Z.]

83 thoughts on “Pixel Scroll 7/30/18 There Have Been Rumors About This Strange Scroll, Frightening Rumors About Hapennings Way Beyond The Laws of Nature

  1. 4) Whisky in horns? Hip hop music?? Bloody cultural appropriation. Kill it with fire.

  2. Pixel Scroll 7/30/18 There Have Been Rumors About This Strange Scroll, Frightening Rumors About Hapennings -> Happenings?

  3. Speaking of appertainment, and pre-fifthly, has anyone thought about where the Filer meetup at Worldcon is happening?

    I hear there is a Da Kine Island Grill which has tropical drinks (that are not served in horns).

  4. I wondered for a moment if I’d made a reference so obscure it went over my own head.

  5. @Hampus: Bloody Englishmen even stole their names for four of their days of the week from the names of Týr, Óðinn, Þórr, and Freyja. I say we invade. (Oh, hang on, we did. Bother.)

  6. @Hampus: it’s not just cultural appropriation, it’s bloody expensive cultural appropriation; if Thor hasn’t already cleansed the place with fire, I can imagine him smashing it to bits when he gets the bill. Question for you: is that a plausible transcription? Wikipedia says Swedish ends with “er” (I’ve only seen “ir”) but uses ö instead of ø in the middle; are they trying to be multiculturally appropriative?

    @Rick Moen: yes, you invaded, and you got Assimilated.

  7. Afterthought to the foregoing:

    Q: What was the very best thing that happened to Viking cuisine?
    A: Contact with the rest of the world. Despite creative efforts, IMO, food up in far-northern Europe, before international exchange, was pretty lamentable. My own father’s folks having emigrated from western Norway during the Great Depression, I got to experience the lamentable qualities of traditional Old Country recipes, up-close, ameliorated by occasional realisations that ‘Hey, we can do better than that, now.’ As is also true, I should hasten to say, of modern Scandinavian cuisine, which is delightful, varied, and (thankfully) no longer white and tasteless.

    Nostalgia, it just ain’t what it used to be.

    @Chip Hitchcock: Modern Swedish does indeed use ö/Ö, as the 29th letter of its alphabet, following å/Å and ä/Ä. Note that those are not diacritical marks on Latin letters, but rather separate letters, i.e., the alphabetical order is abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzåäö. What confuses the issue is that the Danish/Norwegian alphabet has a different letters 27, 28, and 29, that you can master from a handy song and includes ø/Ø as #28.

    (I cannot answer for what the Icelanders and Faroese, the other surviving descendants of Old Norse, do with their alphabets.)

    Anyway: In Old Norse: Mj?llnir. In Icelandic, Mjölnir. In modern Norwegian and Danish, Mjølner. In Swedish, Mjölner. In MCU, a pile of dust. Hope that helps.

    ETA: To see the Old Norse orthography without WordPress damage, please see Wikipedia entry.

  8. @Charon D., I’m sure this seems like a lame excuse given that I’m a local yokel, but I’m more of an itinerant San Franciscan with varied antecedents than a San José / Silicon Valey autochthon (and also not much of a drinker), so I lack initial clue about this — but Da Kine Island Grill certainly sounds promising for a File770 meetup venue, and is only 1km north of McEnery Convention Center. I’ll tell you what: I’m going to consult a quaffing & schmoozing professional with South Bay cred, the illustrious Mr. Chris Garcia. Will advise.

  9. @Rick I have never been there and can’t vouch for it but it was one of the more interesting looking bars in the neighborhood and they serve what I consider comfort food. Looking forward to input from more experienced appertainers. And missing the UFO bar, that place was just perfect.

  10. “And missing the UFO bar, that place was just perfect.”

    He, I had no idea how many people would come, so I reserved tables for 15-20 persosn if I remember correctly. I think we were somewhere around 40-50. It was just ridiculous.

  11. 5) I actually spotted the reference to James Nicoll in the Guardian article and wondered if they were one and the same.

    13) I’ve heard of The Turner Diaries and Camp of Saints. Never heard of any of the others. No great loss.

  12. 1) Free book! A Meredith Moment for sure.

    3) I could do something much more interesting with $100K than buy a MTG card you can’t even play with in most tournaments

    11) I don’t think Nora found my geological puns and worldplay (there’s a whole string of stuf) very gneiss. Alex on the other hand has met me in real life and has come to expect this behavior from me…

  13. @ Rick Moen:

    It’s possibly telling that an early Viking-era word for “vegetable patch” can be translatd as “cabbage garden”. All the brassica, all the time?

  14. “hey, we paid good Danegeld for those days of the week! And we never got rid of the Dane, either….”

    97 tons of silver. Yes, I think that is enough for a weekday franchise.

  15. This is all @Mark’s fault…

    If I post here tomorrow
    Would you still remember me?
    For I must be scrolling on, now
    Cause there’s too many pixels I’ve got to see
    But, if I scrolled here with you, File
    Things just couldn’t be the same
    Cause I’m as free as a Bear now
    And for this Bear you can not charge
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    And for this Bear you can not charge
    And for this Bear you can not charge
    Lord knows, I can’t scroll!

  16. @Hampus / @Rick: aauugghh! I dug up the Wikipedia article (as noted) and had a pointer error; now I see that spelling. (@Rick: WordPress behaved for me when I cut/pasted from Open Office, which has the ~same special-character set as Windows products. Now I just have to find an emoticon source that works for….)

    @amk: I never realized there was such a myth. There’s a marker just west of Boston where some loon believed the Norse had been; that’s the farthest west I’ve heard claimed (rather than shown), and it’s a couple of thousand miles from sasquatch territory. Some people just have Everests of believing. (OTOH, on a flight to Europe a couple of years ago, a seatback video map spanning at least a thousand miles showed L’Anse aux Meadows among the very few ground locations listed. Somebody in the map coding had a sense of history.)

  17. @amk, thank you for posting this; I’m watching (well, listening to) the Bigfoot/Norse video right now and it’s fascinating.

  18. @Paul Weimer: I don’t think Nora found my geological puns and worldplay (there’s a whole string of stuf) very gneiss.
    My sediments exactly.

  19. Giant Panda, I got to 45. When time ran out and I could read their selections, I knew 90 of them.. but some of those authors were crazy-prolific; I spent a lot of time guessing Dick and Heinlein titles that were NOT included. And the Lovecraft one was a weird choice that I never would have guessed. And I admit there are a few that I knew instantly when the screen went up, but my mind had blanked on the title. “I know this; it’s gotta be the one about… but what was the title…um…”


    Recommendation to those who take this quiz: grab the low-hanging fruit first. There are authors who have only written a couple of novels. THEN go back and try to guess all the Heinleins….

  20. 8) Internal IBM documents show that its Watson supercomputer often spit out erroneous cancer treatment advice

    Hmmm, is Skynet just playing the long game?

    – I have become Pixel, scroller of worlds.

  21. @GiantPanda: 64, but I ran out of time because I got fixated on a couple. And a few I had to try multiple times because of spelling issues. I also knew *most* of them, but couldn’t necessarily pull them up on the spot. (Like, I could picture the Delaney, could see the cover in my mind, but couldn’t pull up the name.)

  22. “At a Shakespeare Pixel-duction, he once Scrolled essential, when some Filer suggested the need for a Credential”

    “He once played Scroll-Filer – could do it again”

  23. 75, plus a couple of on-the-tip-of-my-tongues. I do not see how *anybody* could get their answer for Lovecraft… and a person could lose a lot of time if they didn’t remember how to spell (rot13)Qunytera.

  24. We have a viking themed restaurant in Stockholm, Aifur. The food is good, it is quite fun, but it is also a tourist trap. If I would take foreign guests somewhere, I would instead take them to the nearby Sjätte Tunnan (Sixth Barrel) that serves medieval food and is very good.

  25. Just finished reviewing my 2018 and 1943 ballots making a few minor tweaks. The response time (time between hitting save and getting the confirming email) seems much shorter than last year, when several hours would go by. Maybe this year people have managed to vote earlier, avoiding a rush at the end (except for me, of course).

  26. That bit with James Corden and Cruise was a very entertaining 12 minutes!

  27. @Paul Weimer:
    Look up Ian Tamblyn’s “The Ballad of Mica and Magma” sometime. It’s pretty much the geology pun version of Kip Addotta’s “Wet Dream”. It was fun playing that for a friend of mine who actually had a geology degree, just to watch his face…

  28. I got 83 of 100. I probably would have gotten a few more, except that I misspelled them. And Stephen King, Heinlein. Terry Pratchett, C.J. Cherryh and Philip K. Dick wrote a whole lot of novels and Lovecraft was just a weird choice. Ditto for Lois McMaster Bujold and it wasn’t the obvious choice.

  29. @Russell Letson: You shouldn’t settle for less.
    Don’t you mean, I shouldn’t settle for loess?

    Sorry, that was a dirty quip.

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