Today the Sasquan Business Meeting will consider 4/6, E Pluribus Hugo plus other unfinished business and whatever shennanigans people have left in their deck at this point.
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I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.
By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
“Balrog was my corner square! BINGO!”
I’ve known MZW for many years. We disagree on a lot (especially puppy-related), and agree on a lot. The idea that someone is entitled to choose his own name arbitrarily is quite consistent with his attitudes in general. And pointing out that a particular choice has been common for centuries with excruciating historical details is just the sort of way he likes to argue.
Updated here, and I’ll start putting things into categories for bracketing (insert ev- er, SJ- erm, I mean, LIBERAL LAUGH). Having said that, I do have to take some time off, as my honey has a birthday this weekend and we’re going someplace quiet for a day or two. So, it will be brackets tomorrow, and brackets yesterday, but never brackets today!
ETA: Geez, people! Still going??!?
“Persistent,” murmured Vorhovis, “Isn’t he?”
“Relentlessly,” Gregor agreed, “Just as advertised.”
This bridge ain’t big enough for the both of us.
Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
It’s over 9,000? There’s no way that can be right…
I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt!
A weaker man might be moved to re-examine his faith, if in nothing else at least in the laws of probability.
Heads.
With a tip of the hat to an Ann Arbor fan whose name after 30 years I do not remember:
Balrog! I command the true secret law! the one that respects our unity!
Not to quail
at bheer for breakfast!
That is the way!
Are we not fen?
mickyFinn : The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
RevBob : The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Listen Betty, don’t start up with your white zone shit again.
@CPaca:
Don’t you tell ME which zone is for stopping and which zone is for unloading.
😉
@Nigel:
You complete me.
In this case, literally!
mickyFinn : The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
RevBob : The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
CPaca: Listen Betty, don’t start up with your white zone shit again.
“Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.”
“Son, you are just another beast-yowling burgher with delusions of grandeur. Now put that whip down and say you’re sorry or I am going to have roll up my sleeves and administer some quality editing to your narrative voice.”
“Please let this be a normal field trip!”
“Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!”
Good afternoon gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold. Or you face the consequences. And to prove I’m not bluffing, watch this…
ETA: Geez, people! Still going??!?
There’s one over on the roundup thread. Also.
@PJ Evans
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Balrog Forum
*sigh*
Okay.
*rolls up sleeves, cracks knuckles*
This is why, Ginger dear, those of us experienced in the ways of fandom or the Internet don’t agree to do *anything* until we see if some other
poor suckervolunteer will poke their hand up.[On edit] It seems to be slowing down. Why don’t you announce a deadline on the madness, after which you can cease your collecting efforts?
“Damnit, Governor Christie, didn’t you learn anything from the last time you tried this?”
” I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.”
It Ain’t Over ’til It’s Over…
I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.
You get an Alfie! You get an Alfie! YOU ALL GET ALFIES!
Hello.
My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book. . .
“Shut up and dance with me!”
@Viverinne: allow me to strew Roses at your feet. Sans thorns of course!
Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Kelly’s Heroes! Yay!
I’m Gandalf and Magneto. Get over it.
I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.
Did you do this on my head?
Immortal words to Rev. Balrog:
“I am the best at what I do. And what I do isn’t nice.” *snikt*
“Let’s…see what happens”
“Needs more cowbell.”
“Winter is coming.”
“It’s all in the reflexes.”
“Leave this place. They are not for you. Go. Leave. NOW!”
ETA
“You are not ready for immorality… I mean immortality”
Can you hear me now?
“Let’s dance!”
I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.
“DARK IN HERE, ISN’T IT?”
“Forward momentum!”
(Apologies if I’ve missed either of those – I had a deadline to meet).
Greetings! We’re from the Government and we’re here to help you.
On the one hand, you, a being of puissant darkness and might able to swat most mages and men as a common blowfly and nigh invulnerable to weaponry material and magical. On the other hand I have a dart of slippery elm bark.
No Award!
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Ils me appellent fou, mais mon nom est Gandalf le Gris.
Stop! In the name of love.
Great Zot! You’re beautiful.
@MDW:
That was brilliant.
Cubist on August 24, 2015 at 4:12 pm said:
Ask, and you shall receive:
http://teemuleisti.com/balrog
I edited some of the replies slightly, for clarity, including un-bleeping the expletives. If I’ve forgotten someone’s contribution, or have got something wrong, don’t hesitate to complain here, or to e-mail me at teemu dot leisti at gmail dot com.
@Teemu:
Oh, wow. Thank you.
Oh thank fudge, someone else is that old too 😀
“Unexpected item in the bagging area”
Teemu, that’s great. 🙂
@Teemu : That’s frickin’ cool 😀