This Sounds Like A Job For — The Laundry Posted on May 17, 2015 by Mike Glyer “In my neighborhood…” says James H. Burns. “Should I be worried?” James — just make sure you know the address of the nearest Laundry. Share this:TwitterFacebook
If this is in the US, its probably a job for the Black Chamber. Who tend to be a little more … stereotypically American about their ways of dealing with this sort of thing. So he should probably be worried anyway 🙂
Uh, oh, looks like someone “made tea”. That could be very bad indeed.
2 eggs for $450? What kind of eggs? At least monsters are fairly cheap – the eggs (one hopes) are cheep….
I think the Black Chamber would have “issues” with a gay goth couple named Pinky and The Brain. Maybe not – even the FBI has hit perception level One that the cyber security folks they need to hire have smoked pot at least once….
You only really have to worry when you find Eggs Sothoth on the menu.
How do you find a secret govt organization? Not like they have a website like nsa.gov – umm, never mind.
bandit: or just speak loudly and clearly into the flower arrangement.
Or just pick up your phone and talk to them (no phone call required)
MickyFinn: I need to fix my tin-foil hat because they can hear thoughts…..
Here was my missed oppurtuntiy, truly:
The other day, when walking in the neighborhood, someone had a FULL
OPERATIONAL REPLICA of the van (“The Mystery Machine”) from SCOOBY DOO parked in front of their house… I figured it would be there again, but no…
We could have run a photo, saying what the heck was the van doing here?
–And then shown this sign, truly a few blocks away…!
(Of course, if I see Shaggy, and Thelma and Daphne and Scooby across the next few days…)
I dunno why people get so “worked up” over Scooby Doo. It isn’t a mystery if there’s only one suspect.