Completing Your Hugo Night Ensemble

After seeing John Coxon’s Hugo t-shirt design Julie Zetterberg said the next thing fans need are complementary No Award pants.

My second thought is actual pants. Let’s go with that.

The Fashion Police blog offers endless possibilities.

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Harem Hell: Pleats Please balloon pants by Issey Miyake.  Cost: £285.

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Ugly Face Emoji Joggers. Cost: $14.69

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Christian Dior’s Coyote trousers. Cost: £1,190.

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Daniel Pallilo Frowning Pants

GRRM leggingsAnd the “GRRM Leggings” deserve consideration for two reasons, the other being that George did, after all, invent the Hugo Losers Party….

19 thoughts on “Completing Your Hugo Night Ensemble

  1. Those Ugly Face Emoji Joggers look like VeggieTales gone horribly wrong.

  2. Aren’t you people at all concerned that the GRRM leggings objectify the poor man? Really, the person wearing them ought to be ashamed of herself and we should be raging at her endlessly – no matter what other achievements she might have accomplished.

  3. It dawns on me that these are for women what ugly neckties are for men.

    Happily there are gender-neutral Hawaiian shirts that anyone can wear.

  4. Those emoji joggers are kind of cool, actually. Also the cheapest of the prices listed. (I don’t know how to translate English pounds to dollars.)

  5. This is like one of those “What did EXO’s Kris wear to the airport this time?” postings. OH SORRY WRONG FORUM. What I actually wanted to say was

  6. Ah, the US definition of ‘pants’. I had a sudden vision of unsuccessful Hugo candidates walking around in their underwear.

  7. The Harem pants look like something to wear over your Depends, and it appears they’ve already absorbed as much as they can. Can’t touch this? Don’t want to touch this.

  8. Ah, the US definition of ‘pants’. I had a sudden vision of unsuccessful Hugo candidates walking around in their underwear.

    Ditto. 😀 Knickerocker ones!

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