I know that today a lot of you are wondering how I get the kind of results I do from my news reports. The simplest way of explaining is with this genuine footage of me posting the latest Readercon update:
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Careful, Mike. There’s implied violence against someone there.
And I don’t know how I’m going to explain the mess to my landlord…
Tell him it was the fluoridation in the water.
Ed, the flouridation is a plot! As long as we maintain the purity of our precious bodily fluids, everything will be ok.
Something tells me that the President should be expecting a collect call from Burpleson AFB….
Purity of essence!
I’m not saying we won’t get our hair mussed…