[Introduction: Melanie Stormm continues her humorous series of posts about the misdirected emails she’s been getting. Stormm is a multiracial writer who writes fiction, poetry, and audio theatre. Her novella, Last Poet of Wyrld’s End is available through Candlemark & Gleam. She is currently the editor at the SPECk, a monthly publication on speculative poetry by the SFPA. Find her in her virtual home at coldwildeyes.com (temporarily closed for update). Wipe your feet before entering.]

EMERGENCY SERVICES FOR SFF WRITERS

Hello, all! Melanie here.

Can you believe it? Writer X has reached her one-hundredth fit!

Thanks for your continued reading from all of us: me, Writer X, Tryxy, #bestkitten, award-nominated fantasy writer Tod Boadkins, the Ink Black Coffee Club Critique Group, and the town of Cradensburg.

Without further ado…

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Subject: These guys are GOod!!!

Dear Gladys,

Have you ever used this new service??? It’s pretty good!! They can even remove were-porcupine quills from your face!!!!

Or at least I feel like they’re good. I’m having a hard time remembering if I’ve ever used them.

Ah well, off to see if you can hug a were-porcupine as research for my next story!!!

Pages next week, Gladys!!!

xox,

X

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HAPPY

HUNDREDTH

FIT! SCHOOL

IS GOING

GOOD. FINAL

EXAMS

THIS WEEK.

SEE YOU

NEXT WEEK.