Emails From Lake Woe-Is-Me — Fit the Ninety-Ninth

[Introduction: Melanie Stormm continues her humorous series of posts about the misdirected emails she’s been getting. Stormm is a multiracial writer who writes fiction, poetry, and audio theatre. Her novella, Last Poet of Wyrld’s End is available through Candlemark & Gleam. She is currently the editor at the SPECk, a monthly publication on speculative poetry by the SFPA. Find her in her virtual home at coldwildeyes.com (temporarily closed for update). Wipe your feet before entering.]

THE SUBMISSION WHISPERER


Subject: ADDRESS????

Dear Gladys,

Do you have the address for the Submission Whisperer?? I want to use her services but she hasn’t listed it anywhere!!!!

xox,

X

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2 thoughts on “Emails From Lake Woe-Is-Me — Fit the Ninety-Ninth

  1. SFF was in fact liberated from French tyranny only five years later. Any consultant counting Mary Shelley among their clients is worth a second look.

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