Looking for a fresh malfunction to add to your wardrobe? Let File 770‘s fashion critic help!
Welovefine has the I Am Chewie Hoodie, the latest in Wookiee-wear, with luxuriant fake fur and a bandolier across the chest. Only $60, plus shipping, handling and smuggling on the Kessel run.
And the “Batman 66 Riddler Riddle Me Boxer Shorts” are the ideal gender-bending underwear choice — $17.99 from SuperHeroStuff.
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What has it got in its pocketses?
I’ll stick to the rather straight forward colored underpants. I’m seen stuff I would never wear or would get me thrown out of bed, like. A hamburger in the crotch ( “home of the whopper”) or Homer Simpson. I have say Clay Aiken boxer shorts. Who think of this stuff? Why?
People make stupid purchasing decisions all the time. For example, I bought this a couple of years ago:
http://planetarybargains.com/PBPictures/Tee%20Shirts/X-E-J/Good-Better-Best-Shirt-Light-Blue-Front-Closeup.jpg
That’s fine, but not something that would make people cringe.. I see my dyslexia has raised its feeble head on my previous note. Ouch.
Get a pair of Pan’s pants/leggings and now you have something.
http://www.mythindex.com/images/painting-pan-sm.jpg
We’ll have to ask Ian Schoenherr if his father’s estate makes any money from the sale of the Wookie hoodies. I’m also curious if they smell like a wet dog if worn in the rain.