John King Tarpinian tells me it’s not too early to start making my Father’s Day wish list and that my life will not be complete until someone gives me a Darth Vader Toaster.
Only $49.99 from Monsters in Motion.
Question: Which side of the toast do you butter? It’s an old sitcom joke that a dropped piece of toast always lands buttered-side-down. Where does it land when Darth is on the buttered side? Won’t the Force keep Darth’s face off the floor?
Silly. This only works with pumpernickel. (It’s the dark side of the force.) Not of course, to be rye.
Well, Pop(-Up) Culture is what you got a Master’s degree in, Mike, after all.
To do that experiment, first you would have to smear butter on Darth Vader’s face. (Well, okay, his helmet.) That is an experiment I will leave to others.