Everyone’s going to want one of these — The Alien Abduction Lamp!
Featuring energy saving LEDs, a perspex beam and a “Removable Bovine Abductee,” the lamp is housed in a greenish cockpit piloted by glow-in-the-dark aliens.
What some of us might call the on/off switch is, in a masterpiece of copywriting, designated the “3-stage UFO Control antenna, on/off and pulse.”
Equally glorious is the “Ultra non-slip base featuring real fake grass.”
Send your letter to Santa before he runs out!