Pixel Scroll 4/11/16 Of Pixels And A Scroll I Sing

(1) KEPLER STRAIGHTENS UP AND FLIES RIGHT. NASA reports that the Kepler spacecraft has been stabilized and is no longer wasting fuel. They won’t resume science operations until they think they know what went wrong.

(2) GALAKTIKA PIRACY. Author Malcolm F. Cross discusses what it feels like to discover his story was swiped by Hungary’s Galaktika magazine.

And the bad?

My short story, Pavlov’s House, which was both my first pro-sale and something I wrote as part of the early work on figuring out Dog Country, was ripped off by Galaktika.

What is Galaktika? It’s a Hungarian SFF magazine, which has over the past few years apparently ripped off a lot of authors. (There are some articles by A.G. Carpenter on the issue here: here) They went ahead and translated it into Magyar/Hungarian, then sold it in print, without asking me for translation rights, without notifying me, without offering me a contract or payment. They stole my story.

Getting my head around that has been kind of traumatic for me. My writing career is one of the most important things I have in my life, and part of that career is having a say in where and how my work appears. Stories are part of a conversation, by submitting my fiction for publication, by trying to sell it, by getting involved in where and how it appears, I am adding to that conversation. But when I get ripped off…? I’m not sure I’m part of that conversation anymore, and that’s been bugging me immensely.

For now I’m in touch with SFWA (I’m a member, if you did not know!) and figuring out what I can/should do about it.

In the meanwhile, though, if you haven’t already, go enjoy Pavlov’s House where it was originally published, at Strange Horizons, over here….

(3) BURNSIDE ON WEIGHING CREDIBILITY. At Medium, Ken Burnside takes issue with those skeptical about the sexism and assaults reported by women gamers, in “For Good Men To See Nothing”.

I specifically AM addressing this piece to the people of “my tribe”: white, heterosexual male gamers who wouldn’t dream of grabbing anyone in a non-consensual or sexual way in public, and find descriptions of these kinds of acts inconceivable, because they don’t happen in front of us.

Our starting point is an article by Emily Garland, who won a judgment from a Canadian court about entrenched sexism she experienced as a customer at a game store. It’s the “Tabletop Gaming Has a White Male Terrorism Problem” piece that came to public notice in early April 2016. To our credit as human beings, it’s gotten a lot of positive responses?—?positive in the sense of “Yes, this is believable, and we’ve got to do something about it.” However, it’s also gotten the “I think she’s making it up to get attention” backlash that’s common when discussing sexism.

No, guys. She isn’t. And as long litanies and lists of licentious license being taken won’t convince you…I’m going to pose this a different way….

The people who do this are incredibly facile with a plausible explanation for why what they’re doing is “not wrong” or “normal”?—?“It’s just a joke.” “Oh, she left something with me and I needed to return it to her.” They know that the vast majority of good men (like you, the people I’m writing this to) will accept that kind of explanation rather than act on it.

A friend of mine, New York Times bestselling author Steven Barnes, has a term for these kinds of people: “Smiling monsters.” They’ll smile and be cheerful to your face when you confront them, and expect you to forget them entirely while they go back to whatever it was you caught them at. These people rely on two facts: The first is that their victim doesn’t want to trigger a confrontation: even bold, brave women like the cosplayer I befriended at Sasquan get jittery about direct confrontation. The second is that good men, like you, won’t believe they’re doing what they’re doing, because they can’t imagine doing it. It’s easy to overlook smiling monsters when they give a glib answer and scuttle out of sight.

When you accept the explanation of the smiling monster, you give the victim the impression that you won’t listen to what they have to say. The smiling monster is betting on that, and 99% of the time, he’s right….

(4) A SPECULATIVE REVIEW. From Stephenie Sheung, “Review: Almost Infamous by Matt Carter” at The Speculative Herald.

If you’re a fan of comics and are looking for a clever, humorous, and merciless riff on the superhero genre, then Almost Infamous is most definitely the book for you! Matt Carter’s novel is a wildly entertaining, satirical take on the characters and worlds we imagine when we picture the Marvel or DC universes, and as a twist, his protagonist is a horny, uppity teenage supervillain.

To get a sense of the zaniness you’re in for, just take a peek at the book’s first few pages, featuring a “Brief History of Superheroes.” Super powers—whether you were born with them, cursed with them, granted them as a result of radioactive freak accident, changed by a gene-splicing experiment gone wrong, and so on and so forth—are just a common fact of life. Superhumans are real. Oh, and by the way, so are Atlanteans, Lemurians, magicians, aliens, demons, golems, mortal gods who walk the earth, and pretty much every kind of power-endowed beings you can think of. All real.

(5) A BRIEF HISTORY OF FANFIC. Andrew Liptak explores “Unauthorized Stories: Fan Fiction and Fandom” at Kirkus Reviews.

Looking at the phenomenon, Fan Fiction is a wholly new type of medium that arrived because of the close-knit genre communities, and it demonstrates the unique environment of these communities. They’re also coupled with the rise of larger media franchises that typically expand far beyond the reach of novels. Fan fiction has provided a unique opportunity for fans to push the boundaries of the stories that they’ve come to love, and contribute to it in their own ways.

(6) HOPPING. In part 8 of Black Gate’s Choosing Your Narrative Point of View Series, Tina Jens reveals “Things Your Writing Teacher Never Told You: The Multiple Personalities of Omniscient 3rd Person: Spotlight on ‘Head-Hopper’”, at Black Gate.

Virginia Woolf’s novel, To the Lighthouse, does a brilliant job with our next POV style:

7. Head-Hopper

If you’ve not read her novel, I urge you to do so. I also urge you to read it aloud, even if you’re sitting outside at a café, which I did a few summers ago. The book is graced with many long, complex sentences that loop and flow, and sometimes change point of view from one clause to the next. Reading it out loud helps the brain make sense of the phrases and clauses in a way that eyes-only reading can’t manage as well. When done well, as Ms. Woolf did, it is a brilliant writing stratagem. But it works best in stories where there is very little physical plot. The conflict comes mainly from the contrast of how different characters perceive the same moment, and in the shifting emotions of characters.

Which means, generally, it is not a good point of view choice for action-packed genre stories.

(7) ISLAMIC SF CONTEST. The Islamicate Science Fiction short story writing contest is open and will accept submissions until  to the beginning of Ramadan/Ramzan/Ramjan (June 8, 2016). The winner will be announced on the day of Eid – July 6, 2016. Cash prizes will be given to the first, second and third place stories.

The Islam and Science Fiction project has been running since 2005, we just entered our second decade. While the depiction of Muslims in Science Fiction and Islamic cultures has improved we still have a lot way to go, as is the case with many other minority groups. To kickstart things in this genre we have decided to start a contest centered around Science Fiction with Muslim characters or Islamic cultures (Islam in the cultural sense and not necessarily in the religious sense)….


Islamicate refers to the cultural output of predominantly Islamic culture or polity. Thus while the culture has its foundation and inspiration from the religion of Islam, it need not be produced by someone who is Muslim. The term Islamicate is thus similar to the term West as it encompasses a whole range of cultures, ethnicities and schools of thought with shared historical experience. The contest is open to all people regardless of their religious affiliation or lack there of. Thus a person of any religion, nationality, ethnicity race, gender, sexual orientation can submit. A collection of the best stories from the submissions will be released as an epub and available to download for free.

Submission rules:

  • The stories must be either set in a predominantly Muslim culture AND/OR have Muslim protagonist(s).
  • Short stories in almost any variant of Science Fiction (space opera, time-travel, apocalyptic, reimaging classic themes, techno-thrillers, bio-punk, science mystery, alternate history, steampunk, utopian, dystopian etc) is encouraged.
  • No reprints: No simultaneous submissions: No multiple submissions.
  • Submission are limited to one per person.
  • Since we are talking about short stories, any story with less than 8,000 words will be accepted.

Islamic sf contest COMP

(8) A KITTEN’S PERSPECTIVE. “Happy Kittens Smile Back” at Spacefaring, Extradimensional Happy Kittens.

Whew, Hugo nominations have closed and I managed to actually consume enough good SFF to nominate five things in most categories. The extraordinary new resources like Rocket Stack Rank and various longlists really came in handy.

Of course, the Hugo nomination deadline is just an excuse. Discovering new writers and fanzines you hadn’t heard of before is the thing, not some weird, phallic awards that never (or very very seldom) are given to your absolute top favorites anyway. I do like the fan community aspect of it — people reading the shortlisted works at the same time and discussing them, and getting together to throw the annual party  — but it’s all more or less sideshow. The books, the stories and the other exciting things are what it’s about for me.

So, to some extent, nevermind what the eventual nomination results are going to look like on April 26th. Even if a certain former disco musician manages to make his MRA troll army sweep the ballot like he did last year, there will be terrific thing to read and watch on the various recommendation lists that many fans have put together. Next year, the necessary rule changes are ratified and we get rid of him. (Truth be told, I don’t think that it will be as easy for them to wreak havoc as it was last year, but who knows.)

(9) LOCUS AWARDS DEADLINE. Voting closes April 15.

(10) SF AUTHORS WRITE BREAKFAST STORIES. By gifting some virtual birthday waffles to Sarah Pinsker, A. C. Wise started a breakfast meme on Twitter.

And lots more where those came from….

(11) WE ARE IN KANSAS TOTO. What happens when you are accidentally assigned 600 million IP addresses? Learn about “How an internet mapping glitch turned a random Kansas farm into a digital hell” at Fusion.

For the last decade, Taylor and her renters have been visited by all kinds of mysterious trouble. They’ve been accused of being identity thieves, spammers, scammers and fraudsters. They’ve gotten visited by FBI agents, federal marshals, IRS collectors, ambulances searching for suicidal veterans, and police officers searching for runaway children. They’ve found people scrounging around in their barn. The renters have been doxxed, their names and addresses posted on the internet by vigilantes. Once, someone left a broken toilet in the driveway as a strange, indefinite threat….

The trouble for the Taylor farm started in 2002, when a Massachusetts-based digital mapping company called MaxMind decided it wanted to provide “IP intelligence” to companies who wanted to know the geographic location of a computer to, for example, show the person using it relevant ads or to send the person a warning letter if they were pirating music or movies.

There are lots of different ways a company like MaxMind can try to figure out where an IP address is located. It can “war-drive,” sending cars around the U.S. looking for open wifi networks, getting those networks’ IP addresses, and recording their physical locations. It can gather information via apps on smartphones that note the GPS coordinates of the phone when it takes on a new IP address. It can look at which company owns an IP address, and then make an assumption that the IP address is linked to that company’s office.

(12) HANNA BARBERA. See the photos at Fred Seibert’s Tumblr, “Hanna & Barbera, the last portraits. By Jeff Sedlik”.

Without knowing it, Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera presented me with the reasons I got into the cartoon business in 1992.

Looney Tunes, Popeye the Sailor, Tom and Jerry and Crusader Rabbit were the first favorites in my cartoon diet, but my fandom really kicked into gear with Hanna-Barbera’s The Huckleberry Hound Show, and their first wave that ended with The Jetsons. When I started traveling to Hollywood in my 30s, whenever I passed their classic Googie studios, I would wonder what went on in that hallowed fortress. Little could I know that I’d end up as the last president of the company.

One of the missions was to give some respect to Bill and Joe that I felt they’d missed over the decades when they’d disrupted the industry and vintage cartoon partisans never forgave them. They were abused as having limited creative imaginations, so I commissioned a series of essays written by Bill Burnett to set the record straight.

In 1996, towards the end of my tenure (owner Ted Turner sold his entire operation to Time-Warner), I commissioned a series of formal portraits by one of my favorite Los Angeles based photographers, Jeff Sedlik. Bill was 86, Joe 85, and they deserved to be remembered as the American cultural titans that they were.

(13) NEW SUICIDE SQUAD TRAILER. Aired during the MTV Movie Awards.

[Thanks to John King Tarpinian, JJ, Andrew Porter, Darren Garrison, Barry Newton, Will R., and Greg Hullender for some of these stories. Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editor of the day Sylvia Sotomayor.]

215 thoughts on “Pixel Scroll 4/11/16 Of Pixels And A Scroll I Sing

  1. @Tasha:

    All best wishes to you with regard to your surgery. May your outcome be the best possible, may your recovery be as swift and complete as possible and may you eat cheese and anything else you wish with gusto!

  2. The Phantom: Even when any of your views overlaps someone else’s you always innoculate your comments against any possible agreement by ridiculing them and verbally abusing them. This latest comment is honestly worse than the three I haven’t posted today, however, it includes an acknowledgment of Tasha’s experience that I thought people should see (even though it was immediately followed by more disharmony).

  3. Tasha: best of wishes for smooth going with your surgery and recovery; I hope you’ll be able to enjoy cheese again sooner rather than later!

    When I was a kid, my grandfather used to get cheese every Christmas from a WWI army air corps buddy who was a dairy farmer in Wisconsin. It was amazing; it wasn’t until I discovered Cabot’s Vintage Choice that I found something approaching it.

  4. @Tasha

    You have my unqualified support and best wishes, for your surgery, your recovery, and your life.

    Please ignore the asshole. It apparently doesn’t know any better.

  5. @Tasha: Best wishes for smooth surgery and the swiftest possible recovery. You are a wonderful member of the community here and my life is certainly better for your presence. Godspeed.

  6. Best wishes for your surgery, Tasha. For what it’s worth, my husband was mostly recovered from his gall bladder surgery (laproscopic) in a week or so, and eating cheese and ice cream within a month. Hope this is also true for you.

  7. women being told to get in a car by a man with a gun

    Back in the mid-50s the wife of an older cousin – she was in her 40s at the time – once picked up a hitchhiker who pulled a gun and forced her to get in the trunk. When he stopped, out in the fields, she had gotten hold of the gun that was in the trunk, and she shot him.

  8. The best cheddar I have ever had is

    Trader Joe’s was at one time selling a mature white Welsh Cheddar from South Caernarfon Creameries. It was as smooth and rich as a good chocolate.

    I like most cheeses – the supermarket I go to has a deli cheese section, and that means they’ve had some interesting cheeses. They used to get more from smaller cheesemakers, which is how I met Mobay from Wisconsin, a version of Morbier: half sheep’s milk, half goat’s milk, and a layer of ash between them.

  9. Cabot Vintage Choice is great stuff. My local upscale market, which has a really terrific cheese section, unaccountably does not carry it. They do have an English cheese called Ford Farms Coastal Mature, which is nearly as good. (The cheeses are along two walls, and sorted in various ways, the one I find most amusing being the section which is “Italy” “France” “Spain” “Domestic” “Cheddar”.)

    There’s a cheesemaker called Sartori, which sounds Italian but is based in Wisconsin, that does a cheese called Bellavitano. It’s a little bit lighter than a cheddar, but full of rich and complex flavors. They also sell it with the rind washed in interesting things such as balsamic vinegar or espresso. I recommend it highly.

  10. @The Phantom:

    Child abuse is the worst thing any human can do. It wasn’t her fault. I’m sorry that she suffered that.

    There. Did that translate into your native language better?

    Seeing as my native language is Compassionate Human, yes it did. I’d ask why you didn’t say that in the first place, but your native language seems to be Antagonistic Asshole.

    Accusing me of being unable to read is pretty rich, considering the fact that you appear to be incapable of understanding the implications of your words. Oh, wait, of course you do. Because you’re a troll. Bye-bye, troll.

  11. I am keeping you in my thoughts, Tasha! Best wishes for a fast recovery and a return to cheese eating!

  12. Mike Glyer on April 13, 2016 at 5:29 pm said: The Phantom: Even when any of your views overlaps someone else’s you always innoculate your comments against any possible agreement by ridiculing them and verbally abusing them.

    Mr. Glyer, you have a delete button right there on your keyboard. I use mine all the time. If my words offend thee, pluck them out.

    Your observation is very true. I’m a mean son of a bitch, and I don’t suffer fools gladly. I’m worse in person.

    But, I think you will agree that there’s a lot more verbal abuse being dealt here than mine. And you did raise the subject knowing it’s a hot one, so you shouldn’t be so surprised that people have strong feelings.

    I do not say these things lightly, or simply to be disagreeable. My comments reflect my experience and my study of medicine, martial arts and self defense tactics, which is both long and broad. The world is an unsafe place, particularly for women. It is not made safer by fools spouting Pollyanna bromides and propaganda.

    Still, this is your blog. Do as you see fit, sir.

  13. Tasha: I wish you the best possible outcome on your surgery, including the prospect of occasional dairy.

  14. @all
    Thanks for the good wishes. I know these will make a difference. They will help keep my mind on all the people who care and make me laugh and smile during the waiting time once I get checked in. This is what community is about. Hopefully I’ll be up to popping in for a couple minutes to let you know everything went all right tomorrow night when I get home if I’m not too knocked out from drugs and exhaustion. Otherwise either I or my husband will stop in Friday so you all know I’m ok.

    @David Goldfarb
    Cabot Vintage Cheddars are very, very good. They go well with tart apple slices and a good red wine or champagne a dry sparkling wine.

    Dawn Incognito: @Tasha: Of all the appalling things I have seen Phantom say, this is one of the worst. Seeing him refer to your childhood sexual abuse (or the fact that 3-year-old you couldn’t access a gun, I’m not sure which), as your problem is awful and infuriating. I’m very sorry a) that your father did that to you, first and foremost, and b) that Phantom said that to you.

    The Phantom responded exactly as I expected. These guys are so predictable. I’d have been shocked if he’d responded with empathy or compassion.

    Why you shouldn’t feed the trolls. When ignored they go away. When fed you get to see how disgusting they really are. Luckily I have to shower and do extra scrubbing as prep for surgery. Be back in a bit when I feel cleaner. 😉

  15. @Tasha, all the best.

    Sometime ago a poster here (Aan) came up with a css code that could be used to highlight or blank out certain commentors, based on their IDs. Tegans compilation of the various killfile / highlight codes are here:


    If you’re using Stylish, you can use the following link in Userstyles.org to install the killfile, with a selection of trolls already included, automatically:


    For example, in both you can copy an existing line and add on a new ID. For example: – d244c07cb7b1b5c2630a824de6fd0a48

  16. Tasha, I hope the surgery goes well and your recovery is speedy and smooth.

  17. Apologies, that was the wrong gravatar ID above (Sorry Ultragotha!).

    The correct one is 4b1e05d5d5e554f9923485570054ea47

  18. Tasha Turner: Otherwise either I or my husband will stop in Friday so you all know I’m ok.

    Adding my good wishes to the throng, Tasha. Please do keep us posted, when and if you feel up to it. Here’s also hoping we can offer you some cheerful post-surgery distraction, too!

  19. @Tasha Turner: Best wishes for the surgery, hope all goes well!

    @The Phantom: (Genuinely interested) what martial arts do you do? I haven’t done much proper training recently but back home I do karate, wing chun and iaijutsu. I’ve also trained at muay thai gyms in Thailand (although that’s a sport really). Other than that, I enjoy an occasional blast at archery.

  20. If we’re talking cheese, a fan just sent me this thing called a Lancashire Bomb (I think?) which is in black wax and shaped like a classic cartoon bomb. Strong, almost a blue, incredibly delicious.

    Tasha, may your chosen surgical champion smite the wicked gallbladder where it lives!

  21. The Phantom:

    “I will be more than happy to swear at you all day long in my own comments at the Soapbox. This is Mr. Glyer’s place, we should keep it nice for him.”

    If you wanted to keep a place nice, you wouldn’t call people “monkey boy”. So fuck off.

  22. Speaking as an epmployee of a medical technology company, best of luck with your surgery, Tasha

  23. @Tasha: my best wishes as well. After my mother had hers out, she said she wished she’d done it sooner — hadn’t realized how many restrictions she’d gradually gotten used to till they were gone. I wish you many cheeses. I had some blue cheese and blue cheese dressing on a pre-packaged salad today that were surprisingly robust for that sort of thing — not the stinkiest, but definitely bleu.

  24. Tasha-
    You’re primed and ready going into this, and your loved ones have got your back.
    Surgery is never “fine” but you are as set as a person can be at this point.
    I hope all goes well.
    Just close your eyes, and think of Cheese.

  25. Surgery didn’t start until 1pm. Laparoscopy worked out!!! I didn’t get home until 9:45pm. Having my husband at my bedside each time I woke up for a minute or two was helpful. I have never gone back to sleep after the first time waking up before. I shut down the day patient recovery room. I understand things went well. Pain has moved to bell button incision site from side previous pain site. I should be feeling better within a few days. Thanks for all the good wishes.

    A few restrictions for 14 & 30 days. I need to talk to the doctor as what I was given on discharge differ greatly from what we talked about during appt.

    Very excited this is over and in a month I can focus on other things. Yes I’m rescheduling most of the neurology appts based on restrictions. Will be able to add hematologist and cardiologist 1st appts in and create a saner testing period so alls good.

    Thanks again for all the good wishes. They meant a lot.

  26. Tasha: Congratulations on your good results — I’m very glad to hear you’re recovering.

  27. Hurrah and congrats to what sounds like a good outcome so far. May the healing go on as it began.

  28. Good to hear the surgery was successful! Hope the recovery period is swift and easy.

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