Pixel Scroll 7/17/18 Behold A Pale Pixel, And Its Scroller’s Name Was Cat

(1) 100 BELOVED BOOKS. PBS’ series The Great American Read will air it’s “Fall Kick Off” on September 11. The eight-part series explores the power of reading, told through 100 favorite American novels as determined by a national survey.

Promotion for the series includes an incredible set of travel poster-style ads for some of the titles, many of them genre works, like these —

PBS also has created a downloadable reading checklist of the hundred titles [PDF file].

(2) STRAIGHT OUTTA SWEDEN. Simon Stålenhag’s paintings will be the inspiration for a TV series: “Amazon Orders Sci-Fi Series ‘Tales From the Loop’”.

Amazon has given a series order to “Tales From the Loop,” a science fiction drama from “Legion” writer Nathaniel Halpern. The project is a co-production with Fox 21 Television Studios.

“Tales From the Loop” is based on the art of, whose paintings blend elements of futuristic science fiction with images of rural life in the Sweden.

“Simon Stålenhag’s paintings are renowned for their vision of a not-too-distant, futuristic landscape. We are looking forward to bringing that to life and sharing it with our Prime Video audience,” said Albert Cheng, co-head of television, Amazon Studios.

(3) GALILEO WOULD BE IMPRESSED. National Geographic explains the discovery of “12 New Moons Found Orbiting Jupiter”.

In a curveball of cosmic proportions, astronomers went looking for a hypothetical planet on the far fringes of our solar system, and instead found 12 new moons dancing around Jupiter.

To be clear, these moons are no Ganymede, the largest moon in the solar system. They’re tiny, some barely a mile across, and they are tracing all kinds of weird paths around the giant world.

…Normally, spotting new moons around Jupiter is quite difficult. Anything small enough to still be hiding from our view is quite faint, and tracking those dim dots requires powerful telescopes that often have too small a field of view to capture the entire Jovian system. To make matters worse, Jupiter is quite bright, and its glare can obscure tiny moons.

But last year, the Carnegie Institution for Science’s Scott Sheppard and his colleagues were hunting a faraway planet rumored to orbit beyond Pluto—a planet so large its gravitational heft rearranges the orbits of smaller, distant objects. So, the team aimed a telescope at Chile’s Cerro Tololo Inter-American Observatory at the star fields surrounding our cosmic neighborhood, looking for faraway pinpricks of light moving in solar orbits.

(4) JAMES WEBB TELESCOPE COULD HAVE ROCKET ISSUES. The latest slips in the James Webb Space Telescope schedule have it launching no earlier than March 2021. The plan all along has been to use an Ariane 5 launch vehicle (in fact, key aspects of the JWST design were customized for the Ariane 5), which has a planned end of life in 2022. Ars Technica notes that any further slips in the JWST schedule could begin to threaten availability of the launcher. Quoting the article (emphasis added):

Back in 2015, when NASA formally reached an agreement with Arianespace to launch on the Ariane 5 rocket, the projected launch date was 2018. NASA partnered with the European Space Agency and its affiliated rocket company for the launch to keep costs down. Essentially, Europe provided a rocket in exchange for some of the observing time. The telescope’s massive heat shield was then designed to fold 12 times to fit within the Ariane 5’s payload fairing.

Last year […] the telescope’s launch date was delayed into 2019 […] [Now the] launch has since been delayed twice more: first into 2020 and then into 2021. The Ariane 5 can still launch during these years. Further delays, however, may prove problematic.
According to Alain Charmeau, who as the head of Ariane Group oversees a family of launch vehicles including the Ariane 5, European states have created a transition plan to the Ariane 6. A separate launch pad is being constructed at the European spaceport in French Guiana for the Ariane 6, and this will allow the Ariane 5 to continue flying for a few more years—but not indefinitely.

“One can back up the other one,” he told Ars. “We will have the Ariane 5 for at least until the end of 2022, but it’s not clear cut. If we need to have another launch in 2023, we can extend it, it is just a matter of maintaining the team and maintaining the infrastructure. But our plan today is to start Ariane 6 in 2020, and stop Ariane 5 at the end of 2022.”

(5) OVERLY FRESH PRINCE. Mashable reports “Will Smith tries to make out with Sophia the robot, and it does not go well”.

Budding YouTuber Will Smith isn’t afraid to churn out some weird content on his channel, including an attempt at getting frisky with a humanoid.

In his most recent clip, Smith sets himself on a date in the Cayman Islands with Sophia the robot, a humanoid robot from Hanson Robotics that uses artificial intelligence to interact with humans. After a few awkward moments and some burns from Sophia to Smith, he leans in for a kiss, and well, gets denied.


  • July 17, 1955 — Disneyland opened in Anaheim, California.
  • July 17, 1987 Robocop debuted.
  • July 17, 1992 Honey, I Blew Up The Kid premiered.


  • Born July 17 – Donald Sutherland, 83. Genre roles in the Hunger Games films, Billion Dollar BrainInvasion of the Body Snatchers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, And the Salem’s Lot series to name a few.  His first genre role was apparently in the 1964 Castle of The Living Dead.
  • Born July 17 – David Hasselhoff, 66. Genre roles in the Knight Rider franchise, Nick Fury: Agent of Shield film, as the title characters in Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical, and in Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2.
  • Born July 17 – Jason Clarke, 49. Roles in the now filming version of Pet Sematary, Farscape series, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes and it  First Man, a look at the life of Neil Armstrong.


  • Brewster Rockit is getting a lot of mileage from making puns on the name Space Force, like here and here.

(9) NOT JUST A PIE IN THE SKY IDEA. John King Tarpinian urged me to give you enough notice of the time and date when Neil Armstrong took his first step on the Moon — Friday, July 20 @ 7:56 p.m. PDT.  (3:56 a.m. GMT) – so you can plan your own ceremonial observance for the anniversary. John’s already been doing his for years – eating a Moon Pie.

(10) NO PROBLEM, THEY’RE GOING AT NIGHT. NASA touts its “Parker Solar Probe: Humanity’s First Visit to a Star”.

NASA’s Parker Solar Probe will be the first-ever mission to “touch” the Sun. The spacecraft, about the size of a small car, will travel directly into the Sun’s atmosphere about 4 million miles from our star’s surface. Launch is slated for summer 2018.

  • Launch Window: July 31 – Aug.  19, 2018
  • Launch Site: NASA’s Kennedy Space Center, Florida
  • Launch Vehicle: Delta IV-Heavy with Upper Stage

In order to unlock the mysteries of the Sun’s atmosphere, Parker Solar Probe will use Venus’ gravity during seven flybys over nearly seven years to gradually bring its orbit closer to the Sun. The spacecraft will fly through the Sun’s atmosphere as close as 3.8 million miles to our star’s surface, well within the orbit of Mercury and more than seven times closer than any spacecraft has come before. (Earth’s average distance to the Sun is 93 million miles.)

Flying into the outermost part of the Sun’s atmosphere, known as the corona, for the first time, Parker Solar Probe will employ a combination of in situ measurements and imaging to revolutionize our understanding of the corona and expand our knowledge of the origin and evolution of the solar wind. It will also make critical contributions to our ability to forecast changes in Earth’s space environment that affect life and technology on Earth.

(11) SHUT UP AND KEEP SWIMMING. “Rising Seas Could Cause Problems For Internet Infrastructure” — bad enough that your home is gone — you won’t be able to blog about it either.

…The dense network of cables that make up the Internet is likely to be inundated with saltwater as sea levels rise, a new analysis suggests, putting thousands of miles of critical infrastructure along U.S. coastlines underwater in the next 15 years.

“It is actually the wires and the hardware that make the Internet run,” explains Ramakrishnan Durairajan, a computer scientist at the University of Oregon and an author of the research. The analysis estimates under the most severe model for sea level rise that more than 4,000 miles of fiber optic cable along U.S. coastlines will be underwater by the early 2030s.

The Internet is particularly susceptible to flooding because data travels through underground cables buried along roadways and through tunnels. While the massive deep sea cables that carry data under the Atlantic and Pacific oceans are designed to be permanently underwater, other infrastructure such as copper wiring and power stations are not.

(12) LONG BEFORE THE EARL OF SANDWICH. “Prehistoric bake-off: Scientists discover oldest evidence of bread” — previous evidence was 9,000 years.

Scientists have discovered the earliest known evidence of bread-making, from a 14,000-year-old dig site.

The bake would have looked like a flatbread and tasted a bit like today’s multi-grain varieties, they say.

Our ancestors may have used the bread as a wrap for roasted meat. Thus, as well as being the oldest bread, it may also have been the oldest sandwich.

The find, from the Black Desert in Jordan, pushes back the first evidence for bread by more than 5,000 years.

(13) ROOTS. Popular Mechanics doubts these will ever be on the market, though — “Scientists Find ‘Quadrillions’ of Tons of Diamonds Beneath Earth’s Surface”.

Deep beneath the Earth’s surface, there’s a gigantic cache of diamonds, according to new research. While it’s unlikely that we’ll ever be able to obtain these diamonds, knowing that they’re there helps us learn more about our own planet and what it’s made of.

To discover what lies beneath the surface, scientists can’t simply look with their eyes. Instead, they use sound waves and listen. Unlike light, sound can travel through solid rock, and by listening closely scientists can learn a great deal about what the inside of the Earth is like.

Typically, these sounds come from earthquakes or volcanic explosions, and by studying the resulting seismic waves scientists can determine what materials lie underground. One group of scientists was studying a strange anomaly that occurs when these seismic waves pass through underground structures called cratonic roots. These structures are ancient, highly dense rock formations shaped like inverted mountains that lie hundreds of miles beneath most tectonic plates.

Because these rock formations are so dense, sound waves move much faster through thes cratonic roots than through most other rock. But for some reason, many of the seismic waves measured over the last few decades move even faster than predicted. A group of scientists, led by MIT scientist Ulrich Faul, suspected that some material inside the cratonic roots was speeding up these waves.

(14) DON’T WASTE THE OPPORTUNITY. NASA wants your help taking out the trash. Well, “you” if you’re an aerospace development company. SYFY Wire has an article (If we’re going to go to Mars, this is how we’ll have to deal with trash) discussing NASA’s initiative to get industry help with the trash issue:

NASA wants to figure out how to get rid of all those freeze-dried food wrappers (and everything else) way before we land on Mars or venture into deep space. The space agency just announced that it will be seeking concepts for trashing space garbage through its NextSTEP program, so they can find new ways to compact and process trash so the waste situation.

Using the ISS, which sees literally tons of trash every year, as a testing ground for methods of waste management is the most obvious way to prepare for extended stays away from Earth. The floating space station already receives around 13 tons of supplies from cargo resupply missions every year, and periodically sends around 2 tons back to Earth in a commercial supply vehicle that either brings it to the surface or lets it burn up in the atmosphere.

NASA’s announcement (NASA Seeks New Ways to Handle Trash for Deep Space Missions) says that development will be in two phases, but companies must be prepared to invest some of their own funds. Quoting the NASA announcement:

In Phase A, selected companies will create a concept trash compaction and processing system, conduct design reviews with NASA, and validate concepts through prototype ground demonstrations. Throughout this phase, the companies may request use of NASA facilities to conduct subsystem tests. In Phase B, a flight unit will be developed to demonstrate a system aboard the space station as early as 2022.

Inherent with the NextSTEP partnership model, private companies must contribute their own corporate resources toward the development of their trash compaction and processing systems. In this case, responders are required to show a minimum of 20 percent contribution toward the overall development cost, or 10 percent for small businesses.

(15) STRAIGHT ARROW. Robin Hood , in theaters November 21.

Robin of Loxley (Taron Egerton) a war-hardened Crusader and his Moorish commander (Jamie Foxx) mount an audacious revolt against the corrupt English crown in a thrilling action-adventure packed with gritty battlefield exploits, mind-blowing fight choreography, and a timeless romance.


[Thanks to Chip Hitchcock, Martin Morse Wooster, Mike Kennedy, Cat Eldridge, JJ, John King Tarpinian, Carl Slaughter, and Andrew Porter for some of these stories. Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editor of the day Peer.]

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45 thoughts on “Pixel Scroll 7/17/18 Behold A Pale Pixel, And Its Scroller’s Name Was Cat

  1. @1: what an incredible mess of titles, from the arcane to … well, just the opposite? It will be interesting to see how the votes scatter.

    @15: just what we need — a cross between the 1998 Zorro reboot and the 1993 Three Musketeers movie.

  2. 8) Obviously the Forks is with him…

    First Alternate Fifth, in case True Fifth is unable to fulfill it’s duties.

  3. @Chip: Plus just a smidge of Costner’s Robin Hood (Crusader with Moorish buddy), but without the delights of the late Alan Rickman. Though their Sheriff is a pretty good bad guy too, just not as much flair. And no BRIAN BLESSED! either.

    Bah, I’m sticking with Errol Flynn (and maybe the cartoon).

  4. “Deep beneath the Earth’s surface, there’s a gigantic cache of diamonds”

    Diamonds… or a huge cluster of shattered Crystal Gems?

  5. 2) I adored Simon Stålenhag’s retro settings with futuristic intrusions, especially the creepy 2nd series set in parts off California I’ve traveled through. Still, I wonder if a TV series would lose part of the fun of the series, which was trying to figure out what was going on.

    Then again, “Writer on Legion” is very promising…

  6. 1) Well, I’ve read 10 of those, although 2 of them were under protest in high-school English class. At least 1 more is in my TBR stack.

    5) That header wins you today’s Internet!

    15) Looks like they’ve either moved that forward in time about 200 years or semi-steampunked it, from the architecture and technology. Also, did anyone else get a “Bruce Wayne training to become Batman” vibe from the first part?

  7. (11) Cue “SYN flood” jokes.

    (12) “wrap for roasted meat” – depending on the wrapping technique, this could be a burrito. Has anyone asked Scalzi for a comment?

    (15) That’s not how to hold the string. Mind you, I can’t recall seeing any medieval bows with knuckle guards either, so what do I know (I know how to shoot a longbow!), maybe they’ve based both the technique, the bow, and the costume on some recent finds that haven’t been widely publicised…

  8. @Lee: I got a strong whiff of Magical Asian* trope from it (although the specific etnicity of Foxx’s character would make it Magical Negro*), with something of a When You Snatch the Pebble* towards the end.

    And yes, the architecture etc seems more early modern than medieval.

    (*) These are titles of TVTropes pages. In the interest of everyone’s productivity I’m not linking.

  9. Laura “Tegan” Gjovaag opines 1) No Wizard of Oz? But they included 50 Shades of Gray? What kind of idiot wrote that list?

    Enough so that it made the list. It was a very popular work when it came. At one point, it sold far more copies in a local bookstore than any book in their long history had done.

    As regards, The Wizard Of Oz, I’m not sure how many folk who are general readers even know the film (which stops just about half way through the novel IIRC) is based on a written work. It certainly is not a work I see very often in bookstores though I’m almost certain that I reviewed it some years ago for an edition that came out then.

  10. I think that PBS list was posted here before. An odd mix of popular classics and recent bestsellers.

  11. 15
    I don’t think longbows were built like that – that’s a recurved bow. With a very odd knuckle-guard-handle like no bow I’ve ever seen.

  12. 15: “This video is not available”

    UK, same for embedded version and direct on Youtube.

    Moorish Merry Men date back to before the Robin of Sherwood TV series at least.

  13. One of the ones I have read is The Da Vinci Code, while ones I haven’t read include Twilight, Left Behind and 50 Shades. Not sure they are trying to encourage readers.

  14. 15: I can’t say too pretty and young, because Michael Praed was both of those things and I adored him (And depite liking Russell Crowe’s take, I think the “older Robin Hood” tendency in more recent movies feels wrong, unless the film happens *after* his most famous adventures), but too… polished. Too clean. Too 21st century. Which fits with several other things in the visuals.

    No idea what the heck the knuckle-guard thing is supposed to be, but even with the sound off, there were a lot of things that rubbed me wrong in the visuals. I’m still an optimist when it comes to Robin Hood stories, but this one makes me feel meh very strongly.

    @ Johan P; Agreed on both tropes. While it has become standard since Robin of Sherwood for (at least) one of the Merry Men to be a Saracen (of whatever racial background) or Moor and usually I think that a plus, the “Magical (insert ethnicity)” waves are coming hard off this particular case.

    @O. Westin: As best I could see in the clips, his draw looks like a standard 3 fingered draw, pretty common now for recurve and longbow. I don’t know if it was used for the time, but this movie already looks strongly ahistorical so… What did you see otherwise? (Having watched the trailer it no longer sits on the same sample image it started with).

    @ Chip Hitchcock: Hey, I liked the 1998 Zorro! (I can’t even remember if I bothered to watch the 1993 Musketeers)

  15. (15) It looks like the director is trying to be Guy Ritchie – which is a mixed blessing.

    If he could Guy Ritchie as well as Guy Ritchie does, it’ll be an entertaining film, even with what looks like a lackluster script and wooden actors. But even in the trailer, it didn’t look to be as much fun as a genuine Guy Ritchie film would be.

    NB: IMHO, Guy Ritchie is not a genius director most of the time. He does films that are a ton of fun without usually being very good. I’m one of the tens of people who really enjoyed King Arthur: Legend of the Sword in theaters.

  16. 15) A pointless training cycle that will take up the first act, Robin Hood being upstaged by his trainer, anachronisms in every bloody shot, and big giant explosions. Plus people dressed as video game ninjas.

    I’ll stick with Erroyl Flynn.

  17. 15) — I did like the Guy Ritchie King Arthur (although I probably would’ve liked it more if he would’ve stuck to Arthur the Dickensian street rat with fewer giant CGI elephants and snakes or whatever), and I liked Taron Egerton in the Kingsman movies (which also seem like an influence), but so far the trailers for this leave me pretty cold.

    @Kathryn Sullivan — There was a casino in one episode of the recent BBC Robin Hood series (the Jonas Armstrong series); that was approximately the point where I noped right out of that particular series.

  18. (11) The “massive deep sea cables that carry data under the Atlantic and Pacific oceans” are all of 3/4″ (about 20mm) diameter.

  19. 5) “does the inside of your head get steamed up in this weather?” *laughter* stopping myself, when I realize this must be offensive to the robot.

    13) Quadrillions of tons of diamonds found beneath Earth’s surface. DeBeers buys orbiting satellites to house their complete supply, then destroys the Earth… to maintain stable diamond prices.

  20. Title: Yay!
    (1): I like the idea of the show and the posters. I guess the list is also made what would make a good episode?
    (2) Mmh, I like the RPG and the work thats based on – and since I really enjoyed the 1st season of Legion (havent watched the second yet), Im hopeful if this has the same writer.
    (15) Watching the trailer I was shifting between “HHey, thats a new take! Could be fun! and “I hope they dont overdo it!”. Best Robin Hood so far is the Disney one. At least it had the best villain 🙂

    The would for world is wouldnt.

  21. As regards, The Wizard Of Oz, I’m not sure how many folk who are general readers even know the film (which stops just about half way through the novel IIRC) is based on a written work.

    The film changes the story in various ways, including omitting scenes from the book, but I can’t think of any way in which it could be said to “stop half way through the novel” (and if you include sequels, of course it stops some much smaller fraction of the way through).

  22. I don’t remember the Disney film (I did see it long ago) but Alan Rickman was pretty good as the Sheriff in Prince of Thieves. Shame about the rest of the film.

  23. Laura “Tegan” Gjovaag: What kind of idiot wrote that list? Apparently a collective idiot; the narration at https://www.pbs.org/the-great-american-read/home/ (around 0:01:45) says the list was “selected by readers like you through a national survey, accounting for gender, ethnicity, age, and region. We surveyed thousands of Americans across the nation…” I have no problem with leaving out Baum, who IMO hasn’t aged especially well (although I haven’t had the stomach to read him in a long time); I wonder whether Narnia would be on the list if not for the movies.

    O. Westin: of course the technique is wrong; they were looking for something fast, not something correct. My guess is that he’s drawing a ridiculously lightweight bow, otherwise using the little finger would be a problem. (I also think he’s his fingers too far around the string, but the closeups go by too fast to be sure.)

    @Lurkertype: I was deliberately leaving out the Costner, because the Moor is his trainer rather than his buddy.

    @Lenora Rose: He’s got his little finger in front of the string where it will get in the way (eat force, possibly get hurt). And I didn’t mind the latest Zorro, but the whole training-just-to-make-this-version-different rubbed me the wrong way in this trailer.

  24. @Paul King: Alan Rickman was, in my experience, usually the best thing in a terrible film – and was often the best thing even in the good films he did.

  25. Ah, now I see it. Argh. (As I said, I was basing my comment on reviewing the trailer itself since the still doesn’t reappear once you played. It’s amazing how hard it is to pause on the split second of a draw, even when there are multiple draws per trailer.)

  26. (2) “based on the art of,”? Methinks OGH a name out.

    (4) “I swear, this never happens to me.”

    (5) Wait’ll the incels get a load of this. I guarantee you none of them have anything remotely close to Will Smith’s charisma or charm.

    (7) My headcanon, which I may have put forth here before, is that the Hasselhoff Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD movie exists in the MCU as pro-SHIELD propaganda. Further, I maintain that if you get enough drinks into the actual Fury, he’ll complain about it for hours. Especially the whitewashing. (I would love it if the Captain Marvel movie made this actual canon.)

    (15) Okay, I readily admit that my archery skills are so low that they’re practically negative, but even I know better than to hold the string like that. All the same, as I say about any theatrical production involving my near-namesake, “will blurb for movie check.” Heck, put me in the credits as a consultant or something; I’m not picky…

  27. @Rev. Bob

    (7) My headcanon, which I may have put forth here before, is that the Hasselhoff Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD movie exists in the MCU as pro-SHIELD propaganda. Further, I maintain that if you get enough drinks into the actual Fury, he’ll complain about it for hours. Especially the whitewashing. (I would love it if the Captain Marvel movie made this actual canon.)

    Well, David Hasselhoff clearly exists in the MCU, as proven in Guardians of the Galaxy 2, so it’s certainly possible.

  28. (2) STRAIGHT OUTTA SWEDEN. Groovy! Except the Amazon part, but I’m curious to see how it goes, or at least a trailer for it.

    (3) GALILEO WOULD BE IMPRESSED. I love news like this, and BTW, wow, this was a very science/space heavy Pixel Scroll (great!). Also, I may have wandered through a couple of links and spent more time over at “National Geographic” than planned, learning some space-related tidbits. 😉

    (15) STRAIGHT ARROW. Another Robin Hood? Sigh.

  29. Another Robin Hood? Sigh.

    The AV Club has pointed out there are seven Robins Hood in various stages of development.

    (Link may not work, their site seems jinxed at this moment.)

  30. @Rev. Bob: (7) My headcanon, which I may have put forth here before, is that the Hasselhoff Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD movie exists in the MCU as pro-SHIELD propaganda. Further, I maintain that if you get enough drinks into the actual Fury, he’ll complain about it for hours. Especially the whitewashing.

    One of the bonus features on The Incredibles DVD is Mr. Incredible and Frozone doing commentary on a dreadful Incredibles cartoon featuring a whitewashed Frozone which is pretty much exactly that. It’s hilarious.

  31. @James Moar: “. . . seven Robins Hood in various stages of development.”

    Yipes! This is no doubt one of the seven (ahem) signs of the apocalypse. Do we really need so many?!

  32. PhilRM, on the original Incredibles DVD, or on Incredibles 2? I thought I’d seen all the bonus content on Incredibles 1, but I don’t remember that…

  33. @Cassy B: Sorry, I should have been more specific: it’s on the second disc of the 2-disc edition of the original Incredibles.

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