(1) ALL OVER BUT THE SHOUTING. A week ago Bleeding Cool reported “Adult-Themed Site Cosplay Deviants Has Trademarked Cosplay is NOT Consent”.
An explosion of chatter has erupted online as people have taken notice that the cosplay-themed porn website Cosplay Deviants trademarked the phrase “Cosplay is NOT Consent.” The idea that this particular site is positioning itself as the “champion” or “leading edge” of the effort to have more conventions implement and post harassment policies has taken the community by surprise…
Additionally, there have been comments online to the effect of Cosplay Deviants CEO Troy Doerner approaching conventions attempting to get royalties for using the Cosplay is not Consent trademark.
In the face of negative public reaction, Troy Doerner says he has now legally abandoned the trademark.
So here’s the thing: I will continue to work to combat harassment of cosplayers in the fan community hourly, daily, and yearly until I retire from all of this. Cosplay is NOT Consent is a phrase that carries weight, impact, and meaning for those that listen to the message and not just read the words.
I have no intention of stopping my work supporting this vital movement in fandom.
I have, however, decided to legally abandon the trademark… a process which was finalized just prior to this post. There have been a number of valid points made regarding securing it, and (even if it was for the right reasons) doing so isn’t a simple solution to a very complicated topic. We’ve heard the community and we will continue to be a part of this discussion, but this just seems like the best course of action.
So thank you to everyone that professionally shared your opinions and feedback with me to help lead to this decision. It wasn’t an easy conclusion to come to, but that’s the best part of being a part of this business: the opportunity to learn, evolve, and finding new ways to grow.
Online records show the trademark surrender was received November 28.
(2) RSR. Keffy and several coauthors have written “An Open Letter With Respect to Reviews Published on Rocket Stack Rank”. This is just one of a number of points:
The reviewer, who is not trans and/or non-binary, makes judgments about the validity of pronouns and identities, and decides which author “makes good use of [transness]” and which authors do not. This is problematic and hurtful. This is a way of saying “you do not belong.” A way of saying “stories about you don’t belong.” When reviews specifically cite pronouns of characters as justifications for rating a story down, a line is crossed. A line where not only writers but readers may find their identity questioned, belittled, and willfully misunderstood. A line that RSR crosses often and with seeming impunity.
Over a hundred people have cosigned the letter in comments.
(3) FAKE NEWS. CBR.com reports the deception continued for over a decade: “The Strange Tale of CB Cebulski’s Time as Akira Yoshida”.
The comic book world was rocked today by news that new Marvel Editor-in-Chief, C.B. Cebulski, has admitted that he wrote under the pseudonym “Akira Yoshida” for two years from 2004-2005 while he was an editor at Marvel Comics.
The first work by “Akira Yoshida” was published at Dark Horse Comics in early 2004, but then he debuted at Marvel with an Elekta miniseries.
… Finally, today, Cebulski admitted to Rich Johnston that he was, in fact, “Akira Yoshida,” telling Johnston:
I stopped writing under the pseudonym Akira Yoshida after about a year. It wasn’t transparent, but it taught me a lot about writing, communication and pressure. I was young and naïve and had a lot to learn back then. But this is all old news that has been dealt with, and now as Marvel’s new Editor-in-Chief, I’m turning a new page and am excited to start sharing all my Marvel experiences with up and coming talent around the globe.
(4) WHALEFALL. Ursula Vernon’s Hugo acceptance and sea life speech, “An Unexpected Honor”, has been posted by the B&N Sci-Fi & Fantasy Blog.
Well. This is an unexpected honor. My fellow winners have said some very meaningful things up here on the stage tonight.
I want to talk to you about dead whales….
(5) WHERE’S MY CAR AT. The internet vote on this was so close they almost had to throw it to the House of Representatives.
What is a bigger deal?
— Hank Green (@hankgreen) November 26, 2017
(6) NO TURKEYS HERE: Jason, at Featured Futures, gives out a list of, and some comments on, some of the month’s fiction he was most thankful to read with the “Summation of Online Fiction: November 2017”.
As I mention in the relevant recommendation, I belatedly discovered that the SFWA had added the flash zine Grievous Angel to its list of pro markets, so I caught up on it. Even with its intermittent microfiction help, this was a light month in which I read about 134K words from thirty-four of thirty-six November stories. This month’s recommendations and honorable mentions, especially for science fiction, are also fairly light. There were still several good stories, though, and the 238th number of Beneath Ceaseless Skies was especially noteworthy.
(7) WRITING ADVICE. Author Susan Triceratops invites you to “Ask A Triceratops” at Camestros Felapton’s blog:
So would I include a love story in a zombie survival novel? You betcha! A group of survivors learning how to be tough in a world full of remorseless yet stupid predators? That’s practically soap-opera for a triceratops. You may not believe this but your average T-rex was either an idiot or a drunk or both.
(8) VESTIGES. It makes me glad to know someone has preserved this sort of thing, although I could not afford to own it: “The Bugle Which Sounded Taps for Lincoln”. The bid is up to $80,000. And come to think of it, if I had that money I wouldn’t be spending it on a collectible.
According to a June 17, 1923, article in the Columbus Dispatch, “the historic bugle has been located in Columbus and will be used in blowing the assembly call in the ‘Pageant of Memories’ which will be given at the state G.A.R. encampment June 26. The bugle is the property of H. M. Cook, who inherited it from his father, Hiram Cook, who was a member of President Lincoln’s bodyguard.”
The historic bugle has remained in the Cook family ever since. In 1973, it was loaned to the Smithsonian Institution as part of an exhibit of artifacts of slain presidents, and displayed alongside the bugle which sounded taps for President Kennedy. A photograph of the Smithsonian display accompanies the bugle, along with as letter of thanks from the Associate Curator of the Division of Political History. It has been consigned for auction by a direct descendent of Hiram Cook whose notarized affidavit accompanies the lot.
(9) FLASH EXEC PRODUCER FIRED. Variety reports “‘Flash,’ ‘Arrow’ EP Andrew Kreisberg Fired Amid Harassment Allegations”.
Andrew Kreisberg has been fired from his role as executive producer on superhero dramas “The Flash,” “Arrow,” “Supergirl” and “Legends of Tomorrow” amid multiple allegations of sexual harassment.
“After a thorough investigation, Warner Bros. Television Group has terminated Andrew Kreisberg’s employment, effective immediately,” said the studio in a statement.
…Warner Bros. Television, which produces the DC Comics-inspired dramas for the CW, suspended Kreisberg Nov. 10 from both productions and launched an investigation into multiple claims of sexual harassment on the series. Berlanti and Schechter met with the casts and crews of their series in the days after the allegations surfaced in a Variety report.
In a piece published Nov. 10 at the time of Kreisberg’s suspension, 19 women and men who worked on the Warner Bros.-Berlanti shows described being subjected to or witnessing incidents similar incidents of inappropriate touching and endemic sexual harassment. The sources spoke with Variety on condition on anonymity. Kreisberg has denied the allegations.
[Hat tip to SF Site News.]
(10) KEILLOR FIRED. The former Prairie Home Companion host has been canned, too. “Garrison Keillor Fired for ‘Inappropriate Behavior’ 1 Day After Defending Al Franken” – Jezebel has the story.
Garrison Keillor, the former host of National Public Radio weekend staple, A Prairie Home Companion, has been fired by Minnesota Public Radio for “inappropriate behavior.”
In a statement to the Associated Press, Keillor confirmed that he had been fired over what he cryptically described as “a story that I think is more interesting and more complicated than the version MPR heard.” MPR confirmed Keillor’s termination to the AP, writing in a statement that it is, “terminating its contracts with Garrison Keillor and his private media companies after recently learning of allegations of his inappropriate behavior with an individual who worked with him.” MPR added that it will no longer re-air episodes of Prairie Home Companion where Keillor is the host. “The program’s current iteration hosted by Chris Thile will get a new name,” the AP reports.
(11) FEELING BETTER. The Harvard Business School’s Working Knowledge blog explores “How Independent Bookstores Have Thrived in Spite of Amazon.com”.
Here are some of Raffaelli’s key findings so far, based on what he has found to be the “3 C’s” of independent bookselling’s resurgence: community, curation, and convening.
- Community: Independent booksellers were some of the first to champion the idea of localism; bookstore owners across the nation promoted the idea of consumers supporting their local communities by shopping at neighborhood businesses. Indie bookstores won customers back from Amazon, Borders, and other big players by stressing a strong connection to local community values.
- Curation: Independent booksellers began to focus on curating inventory that allowed them to provide a more personal and specialized customer experience. Rather than only recommending bestsellers, they developed personal relationships with customers by helping them discover up-and-coming authors and unexpected titles.
- Convening: Independent booksellers also started to promote their stores as intellectual centers for convening customers with likeminded interests—offering lectures, book signings, game nights, children’s story times, young adult reading groups, even birthday parties. “In fact, some bookstores now host over 500 events a year that bring people together,” Raffaelli says.
(12) INSIDE JOB. B&N Sci-Fi & Fantasy Blog recommends these “10 Fiendishly Clever Sci-Fi Locked Room Mysteries”.
The locked room whodunnit is a stalwart of the mystery genre—the seemingly impossible crime committed inside a sealed-off room. Agatha Christie had several famous locked-room mysteries, including Murder on the Orient Express, the latest cinematic adaptation of which is currently chugging through a successful theatrical run. But locked room mysteries aren’t just Poirot’s home turf—more than a few SFF authors haven’t been able to resist the lure of the format, crafting fiendish puzzles in science-fictional contexts (locked rooms beget locked spaceships easily enough). The 10 books listed here offer fantastic sci-fi mysteries that rival anything in Christie’s oeuvre.
First on their list:
Six Wakes, by Mur Lafferty
A locked-room mystery nestled comfortably inside a big-idea sci-fi premise, Lafferty’s latest is a interstellar page-turner that puts an innovative twist on cloning tropes. Societal and climate collapse drives humanity to send 2,000 cryo-frozen people to a distant, Earth-like planet on a ship crewed by six criminals who volunteer to be cloned again and again as they shepherd their precious cargo to its final destination. Every time the crew is cloned, they maintain their collective memories. When they wake up at the beginning of the novel, however, their former bodies are dead—brutally murdered in various ways. The ship is in shambles (the gravity is off, the controlling artificial intelligence is offline, and they’re off-course); and their memories (and all other records) have been erased. The six have to clean up the mess—but they also have to figure out who killed them and why, and how to survive within a paranoid pressure-cooker of a ship.
(13) THE BARRICADES. Cat Eldridge sent the link along with the advice, “Do read the comments — there’s a lot of hate for the show which is actually quite good. I think too many haters of Discovery were the same ones who hated Enterprise in that both shows deviated in major ways from the so-called canon of the now fifty-year old TOS. A show that at times was perfectly horrid.” — SyFy Wire’s Swapna Krishna discusses “The problem of gatekeeping in Star Trek fandom”.
…Some, like me, love it. Others don’t. Still others are angry about the delivery method. Whatever your feelings on the show are, they’re your business. No show is perfect, and no show is for everyone, and that’s okay.
That being said, there’s been a disturbing trend among the ranks of Star Trek fandom that has turned its back on the show. It’s not enough that they don’t like it; they’ve decreed that anyone who enjoys the show isn’t a real Star Trek fan. And they’ll pop up in Facebook comments, in Twitter mentions, everywhere they can to make sure you know it.
I’ve been called a lot of things because of my vocal support for Star Trek: Discovery, from a fake Star Trek fan to a shill for CBS. The words don’t bother me. The mindset behind them, the gatekeeping of what a “real” fan is, does. The fact is that some people, mainly men, are trying to tell those of us who are enjoying the show that we aren’t “real fans” of Star Trek. And it just so happens that the bulk of these fans are women and people of color.
(14) BEYOND THE PAPER CRANE. This news will do more than lift your spirits: “Robot Muscles Inspired By Origami Lift 1000 Times Their Weight”.
The delicate art of paper folding is playing a crucial role in designing robotic artificial muscles that are startlingly strong. In fact, the researchers say they can lift objects 1,000 times their own weight.
The researchers say the muscles are soft, so they’re safer compared to traditional metal robots in environments where they would interact with humans or delicate objects, and they can be made out of extremely low-cost materials such as plastic bags and card stock. Their findings were published this week in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
(15) BAG YOUR TRASH. Space junk mission “”RemoveDebris” prepares for launch”.
A mission that will test different methods to clean up space junk is getting ready for launch.
The RemoveDebris spacecraft will attempt to snare a small satellite with a net and test whether a harpoon is an effective garbage grabber.
The probe has been assembled in Surrey and will soon be packed up ready for blast off early next year.
Scientists warn that the growing problem of space debris is putting spacecraft and astronauts at risk.
It is estimated that there are about half a million pieces of man-made rubbish orbiting the Earth, ranging from huge defunct satellites, to spent rocket boosters and nuts and bolts.
(16) LEAP YEAR. Not quite Mark Watney’s jump — but this doesn’t use special effects: “Daredevils jump from a mountain into a plane”. Video at the link.
Fred Fugen and Vince Reffet from France jumped from Jungfrau mountain into a moving plane.
It was to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Patrick de Gayardon’s achievement in 1997, when he jumped from an aircraft into a moving plane
(17) LUNARBABOON. Huffington Post profiles online comic creator Chris Grady: “Dad’s Sweet Comics Promote Empathy, Tolerance And Love”. Some of the examples in the article use genre references.
As Lunarbaboon gained a bigger following, [Chris] Grady decided to use his popularity for good. He often draws comics with positive messages that touch on social justice, gender issues, xenophobia and more.
“I think it is impossible not to be influenced by the world around you. There is a lot of bad things happening in the world, but there is also a lot of good,” he said. “I try to find the good or humorous in the difficult things that happen to us every day.”
(18) BLUE MARBLE. Video taken during a spacewalk: “Footage of Earth from the International Space Station”.
NASA astronaut Randy Bresnik filmed his maintenance mission outside the International Space Station. The mission took Mr Bresnik and astronaut Joe Acaba six hours and 39 minutes.
(19) BACK TO THE CANDY-COATED FUTURE. Adweek covers what happened next in “21 Years Later, M&M’s Unwraps a Sequel to Its Classic Christmas Ad”.
For over 20 years we’ve watched Santa and Red faint on Christmas Eve. Now find out how Yellow saved Christmas that fateful night and showed everyone the true meaning of the holidays.
[Thanks to Chip Hitchcock, JJ, mlex, John King Tarpinian, Cat Eldridge, Hampus Eckerman, Carl Slaughter, and Andrew Porter for some of these stories, Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editor of the day Patrick Morris Miller.]
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@12: I hope the descriptions of the other works are better than that of The Big Time, in which the bomb is brought in openly — introduced in meter by an Amazon; the “mystery” is who activates it (and, more relevantly, who can know how to deactivate it). (IIRC the description of Six Wakes isn’t so bad, but I thought little enough of it that memory is weak.)
edit: First!
Second first.
Will be In court in the morning on behalf of a 15 year old dog.
Good night.
third first
[scroll away scroll away, pixels will follow….]
Good luck to you and the dog, Lis.
12)@Chip Hitchcock: And where it is, and how it was hidden after it was brought in.
10) Radio hosts with poor singing voices who find themselves dueting with every sweet young thing that comes on the show are a idea whose time has passed.
If you haven’t heard Chris Thile’s version of the show, it’s worth your time. There’s more music, of higher quality and greater variety. I’ve always enjoyed the sketch humor on the show, and it’s still pretty good. The long, long monologues, which are hard as a sermon to pull off every damn week, are gone. That was a clear improvement. It’s a better show.
I’ve seen Dads Sweet Comics popping up in my twitter feed now and then. It is such a great comic. All the love to the creator.
(2) RSR
As I’ve said in previous scrolls, Greg needs to engage with the people directly affected. This letter would seem to be a good place to find them.
(12) INSIDE JOB
Ah, Six Wakes, a book that (*checks*) still doesn’t have a UK ebook out despite all the good reviews I keep on seeing. I swear UK publishers are allergic to my money sometimes.
(16) LEAP YEAR.
Didn’t Jackie Chan do mountain-> hot air balloon, maybe in Armour of God?
[ticky]
I’ve been giving a lot of thought to RSR and the pronoun question. TBH, the use of singular they to refer to a known individual always confuses me in a story, which throws me out of the story until I figure it out. For the purposes of fiction, I find the more recently created pronouns easier to follow because I understand that the speaker or narrator is referring to a single person and not a group. I haven’t (to my knowledge) met anyone non-binary so I have no firsthand experience using singular they in this way. I don’t know if my OCD would ever make it comfortable for me to use singular they. I mean, I would certainly try, but I expect that I would fail a lot. I would hate for anyone to think that I was mislabelimg them on purpose or making some sort of point rather than simply someone raised by prescriptivist grammarians.
Lunarbaboon is really sweet.
@Mark
“Engage with” implies that it is Greg’s choice whether to open a discussion with individuals affected or not, instead of it being entirely up to them whether they have the time of day to give him. I’d suggest the action required here is “apologise directly to, with no expectation that it will be accepted, and then back the f*** off if no further interaction is wanted”.
ALSO seconded on the Six Wakes ebook – I had to order mine in Dead Tree!
@World Weary I’m sorry to hear that your OCD impacts your ability to comfortably read/use this particular type of language, but consider whether you would write something like this about other marginalised identities. “Oh, I just find it really throws me out of a book when the main character’s dark skin tone is regularly described”, or “Look, it’s really hard for me to call you bisexual, it’s much easier when someone is just gay or lesbian or straight”. I get that on your end, those are completely different cases, but to the people whose identity you are dismissing by casually bringing up a bias against reading about them, or addressing them correctly, it’s really not. And it’s a rubbish thing to do even if it doesn’t come from a place of prejudice (or even from a symptom of illness). 🙁
@Arifel
That’s not what I was going for, so sorry that it came over that way. I’ve said in previous threads that he needs to listen fully to what is being said to him by the people affected, not just people here, and to lead with an apology not defences, and I was basically just trying to say that again. I’d have been better off just using “listen” again instead of “engage”. I agree that no-one is obliged to interact if they don’t want to.
4) Glad it’s been preserved for posterity. A shame that the Worldcon75 people drifted apart before they got the video up.
Scroll title: Now I understand how Mike Fermats these titles.
10) Although they are going to stop doing so, but currently up here, we hear PHC twice a week–one new one with Thile, one “classic” with Keillor. They are dropping the latter, immediately, which will leave another hole in the schedule. They’ve been having issues with that lately.
I love the title.
@Mark: Yes, yes he did.
STD: I have no interest in telling people who is and is not a “real fan”, but Discovery very much invokes The Eight Deadly Words in me. I’m pretty much just hate-watching it now.
I’m sorry, I can’t stand Chris Thieles voice. Sounds like an eight year old on crack. I find the new show unlistenable.
Pixelism can not file. It can only be filed.
@Darren: I’m pretty much with you (although there is one thing that would be outright delightful if it happened).
Can I recommend Anita Sarkeesian and Ebony Aster’s very very excellent recap podcast? They are excellent, fun, and constantly on-the-nose insightful. They help me stay sane in my hatewatching 😛
Filer770, director of Pixel University, thrust out a belligerent lower lip and glared at the young scrollerman in a hot fury.
It is three thousand light years to the pixel scroll
(10) While I don’t think Keillor’s being dropped was based on anything other than the salient issue of his inappropriate behavior in his workplace, I do think the producers of A Prairie Home Companion with Chris Thile recognize the opportunity to rebrand the current show for a younger audience. So I’m guessing fewer comedy bits with the former PHC cast and more monologues by guest comedians. The irony of this is that Minnesota Public Radio did have a show a few years ago (“Wits”) that had that format, which was good when it was good, but they couldn’t manage to produce the program on a weekly basis. Say what you may about Keillor, but he was a tireless workhorse when it came to his weekly program.
@World Weary: You probably have met nonbinary people unless you’re so reclusive that in your entire life you have only ever met a few hundred people; a lot of nonbinary people are still in the closet, or are out only to specific friends and not to the entire world.
The solution to “this phrase or way of writing or speaking that I agree is reasonable sounds weird to me” is practice in using it. I suspect the prescriptive grammarians who raised you would have red-penciled a paper that started a sentence with “TBH” instead of spelling out “To be honest.” That’s not something you just did wrong: it’s evidence that you can and do use your own judgment, not that of someone reproducing old usage, or Strunk and White (who I am fairly sure would have objected as vehemently to “zie” as to singular “they”).
Also, I was using “zie” rather than “they” for nonbinary people, and for unspecified people (like “your doctor”) because that’s what I first knew someone to be using (back in the 1990s). Then I met someone who prefers “they” but will accept any invented nonbinary pronoun except zie/zir—because they are natively bilingual in English and German, and being called “zie” sounds as weird to them as “ask your doctor what you think” or “I talked to my friend, and you said…” would to most monolingual English-speakers. I still use “zie” sometimes, but am mentioning this because, until then, I’d thought zie/zir to be less ambiguous than other invented pronoun sets.
Adam Roberts on the best books of the year:
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/nov/30/the-best-science-fiction-and-fantasy-of-2017
11) Just a local anecdote, but Book City is a small four store chain in Toronto. They got pushed out of several locations in the mid-00s by Chapters/Indigo, only to move back successfully after those big stores closed in the mid-10s. The shops are small, but extremely well stocked and excessively curated. The other thing they do is direct ordering for clients, which is often yields a decent savings over Amazon. So they get people, especially families where one partner has taken a few years off to look after young children who drop in on a regular basis to chat, pick up their orders and talk about what’s new or available. The staff is extremely good at matching up customers’ interests and tastes with other similar work, something that Amazon’s algorithms and Indigo’s retail staff don’t do particularly well.
Meredith moment(s): C.J. Cherryh’s five-book Fortress series is currently $17.95 — the first & last are $0.99, and the middle ones are in the $5 range.
https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B075V88TJZ/sfsi0c-20
Also, Pride of Chanur is currently $2.99.
(13) Some on Reddit are poking fun at the outraged comments on this one, and it’s quite lovely.
@Joe H
Wow! Thank you. Though IMHO that is really a 4 book series with an extra book that can easily be skipped and isn’t nearly as wonderful as the rest, but YMMV.
Foreigner, the first in its series, is also only $2.99, and highly recommended!
@Arkansawyer:
That’s piling on; AFAICR (I was not a devoted listener), Keillor sang with everyone, not just “sweet young things”. (He also promoted even stranger duets; there was a televised show with the Everly Brothers backing up Taj Mahal….) Whether the show is better is a matter of taste; I found the monologues more interesting than some of the skits in the old show, and haven’t been impressed by the bits of the new show that I’ve heard. (I haven’t heard as much because the local NPR station stopped doing its Sunday-afternoon-on-my-way-home-from-archery rerun when Keillor retired; possibly the new show would grow on me.)
@Chip Hitchcock: That’s fair. And Keillor sounded okay singing in the quartets. But he seemed to have a special thing for duets with female singers. I’m trying to recall him doing one with a male singer and coming up short, but then, once I started finding the female duets creepy, confirmation bias, so don’t take me to the bank on that.
@David W: “Say what you may about Keillor, but he was a tireless workhorse when it came to his weekly program.” That he was. It’s amazing his monologues stayed at the relatively high quality they did for so long. It’s a little unfair to kick them for having eventually grown stale, but they did.
I liked his show most when it was radio theater. Sometimes I loved it. His taste in music was generally pedestrian and there’s a limit to how long I want to hear one person talk. (I’ve never successfully listened to an audio book; but then, I’ve never tried, either. They sound like a hellish experience for me.) It was pretty good overall.
Credit? Credit! blush
(1) Shades of the person back in 199x who filed for, and received, a trademark on ‘Linux’, sans any connection to the operating system – and sending shakedown letters to Linux vendors. The Linux community basically had to pay them to go away, as I recall.
More generally on pronouns: I never see anyone complain about plural you…
Keillor’s been singing at every opportunity and with any guest he could the whole time we’ve been listening (the 40 years we’ve lived in Minnesota). He just flat loves to sing, and despite the kvetching of many, he’s not that bad at it, especially when he’s supplying the bass part, as he does with the Hopeful Gospel Quartet.
Now, his behavior and up-close personality are a separate matter, and exactly what led to MPR cutting all ties* has yet to be revealed, but I also see a lot of piling-on from people who don’t care for his writing, his musical taste, or on his on-air persona (lots of snotty remarks–not here–about how cornball midwestern culture is).
* And the cutting-all-ties has as much to do with ownership issues as with the severity of whatever GK did. PHC isn’t entirely owned by public radio systems.
@World Weary “I would hate for anyone to think that I was mislabelimg them on purpose”
You’re already doing it! Just nudge yourself from ‘unknown singular they’ to ‘known singular they’ and you’re golden!
If you do mess up, apologize (no excuses unless they ask for one) and move on.
I never see anyone complain about plural you…
I considered saying something incendiary about the singular y’all, but this just didn’t seem like the time or place.
Mark your calendar for Scroll Like A Pixel Day!
Scroll not with pixels, lest you become a pixel.
Oh, don’t thou?
Dostn’t thou?
And one of those tiny hills I’m willing to die on: I hate, hate, HATE it when I see it spelled as “ya’ll”.
Go not to the Filers for counsel, for they will say both scroll and pixel.Why would anyone complain about the *plural* you? It was the plural all along.
The fact that the singular formats keep getting swamped by plurals becoming singular. First thou is eaten by you. Then you starts being eaten by “y’all” in some places. Next “all y’all” is going to be the singular, and I dread to think how they’ll pluralize that.
Y’all is not used here in Ireland, we have two local 2nd person plural pronouns: Yiz and Ye, (which are Dublin and Not Dublin). Unlike y’all, they each have a possessive form (Yizzer and Yer), and I have even heard the reflexive form used:
Here’s the black pepper so’s yiz can put more on yizzer pizzas yizzerselves.
All Pixels lead to Scroll, he said, as if it were an axiom.
@Niall. Black Pepper. On a Pizza?!?
You know, WRT Garrison Keillor, I would hate to see us fall into the trap of “we’ve been ignoring women for so long that every accusation MUST be true.” because so far there is no information about what exactly was going on.
I believe every accusation deserves respect for the accuser and a thorough investigation, then let the chips fall where they may.
That also means, if someone makes an accusation in bad faith, they get to experience consequences.
It will be a better world when each woman is judged as an individual, not tarred with the brush of expectations of her entire sex.
Because that’s what happens with cis white males: their actions only reflect on themselves. For women, POC, any other group, the sin of one is the sin of all.
@Paul Shurewhywudncha? Wha?
@Niall
Fun story about me and pizza.
As you know, Bob, I’m from NYC. I know NYC customs and expectations. You go to the pizza place, you put oregano, cheese, red pepper flakes on it. That’s what you do.
Fast forward to the 90’s where I am in Duluth at a pizza place. I ask the server where the oregano is….and the look I got was deer in the headlights…
That’s right. It’s all on Eve. People hardly ever ask Adam what he was doing while everything was going to hell.
@ Paul Weimer
That reminds me of American barbecue (I mean the belief-in-slow-smoked-meat, not the common evening grilling ritual).
I wonder why no publisher wants to take my British Pounds. I’d be diving headfirst into her back catalogue if it were available to us Brits in ebook format.
Today, y’all am Paul.
@Mike: Adam was blaming his wife. (Genesis 3:12)
Maybe he was naming all the plants. Plants need names, too.