Pixel Scroll 11/4/17 Do You Come From The Land Scroll’d Under, Where Pixels Glow And Files Sunder?

(1) TODAY’S THING TO WORRY ABOUT. Luke has a different-colored lightsaber! ScreenRant obsesses: “Star Wars 8: Is Luke’s Green Lightsaber Evidence of His Fall to the Dark Side?”

The fact that several posters and some merchandise have featured Luke holding his old blue-bladed lightsaber – the one Rey brings him at the end of The Force Awakens – instead, adds to the mystery. It’s possible he simply lost the lightsaber during the 35 years since The Force Awakens, but that’s a weird thing to hand wave away. The more likely explanation is that we haven’t seen it because it’s a spoiler.

(2) JUST FOLLOW THE BOUNCING HERO. Io9 directs Quantum Leap fans to this indispensible tool

Journalist Josh Jones created an interactive map for Special Request magazine that traces every leap Sam Beckett took during Quantum Leap’s series run, with every episode title and description available for those who want to match the leap with the location.

Using Google Maps, Jones marks a total 93 leaps across five seasons, with the second season having the most leaps out of all of them (22, one more than every following season). Most of them took place in the United States, though there were a few in Europe, along with one in Egypt and another in Japan. But it looks like Sam never managed to leap to Central America, South America, or Australia. What, were there no koalas who needed help?

The link is: Google Map of all the Quantum Leaps.

(3) FUTURE WEALTH. David Brin dispenses idiosyncratic wisdom in a Marketshadows interview.

Ilene: Lately, it seems like there are a lot of winners who are also cheaters… are we going backwards?

David: Amid 6,000 years of feudal despotisms, a few brief moments of illumination happened when citizens rose up to rule themselves. Periclean Athenian democracy was spectacularly agile and creative, but only lasted about one human lifespan, before it was crushed by neighboring oligarchies. The Florentine Republic was shorter lived. But we’ve managed about 250 years of an amazing experiment.

So don’t be myopic. Other generations of Americans faced crises and attempts by would-be feudal lords to smash our diamond back into the old pattern. Generally, these phases of the American Civil War (we’re in phase eight) have ended surprisingly well, as we extend freedom and rights and dignity to ever more kinds of people. But at the time, each crisis seemed impossible to overcome.

We need confidence. Alas, that is why many voices in power and media try to spread gloom.

(4) NO PRIZE. Andrew Porter was watching Jeopardy! when contestants hilariously failed to recognize clues to a classic sf novel.

This 1870 novel has a ship whose name is from the Greek for “Sailor” and a captain whose name is Latin for “No One.”

Wrong answers: “What is Watership Down” and “What is the Ballad of Cap’n Crunch?”

Real answer: “What is 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.”

He also passed a second “scintillating wrong Jeopardy! answer” –

On TV in the 1960s we learned that its mission was “to seek out new life and new civilizations.”

Contestant: “What is Apollo?”

(5) ANIMAL CROSSING. Is Vox Day doing what he otter? That and other animal-based questions can be answered using Camestros Felapton’s chart in “Today in Pointless Statistics”

Yesterday, I was speculating about how the far-right may have a fear of rabbits. I’ve no means of ascertaining that but I did wonder if rabbits got mentioned more than you would expect.

Disproportionate Lagomorphic Referencing in Ideologically Extreme Propaganda

By C.Felapton, M.Robot 2017


It has been postulated that the alt-right talks about rabbits a lot. Our research unit examined this hypothesis empirically using highly advanced data-mining techniques.

Using a sample of common animal words, the frequency of use of those words was established and then compared with word frequency in an established corpus of English words. It was established that at least one member of the alt-right talks about rabbits disproportionately….

Camestros was so tickled by the experiment that he repeated the search on two other “control” blogs, discovering that “cat” was the animal most often mentioned on both — however, the word appears on File 770 (in posts and comments) ten times more often than on Monster Hunter Nation. Meow, baby!

(6) HOLD ONTO YOUR WALLETS. The Verge issues a warning — “Amazon wants to turn Lord of the Rings into the next Game of Thrones”. Maybe call it, The Eye in the High Castle?

Amazon Studios has been looking for a way to duplicate HBO’s success with Game of Thrones, and the company may have found a solution: adapting J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings into a TV series. Variety reports that the company is currently in talks with Warner Bros. Television and the late author’s estate, and while discussions are said to be in “very early stages,” it is clearly a high priority, with Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos himself involved in the negotiations.

Amazon isn’t the only looking into the rights, according to Deadline, which reports that the Tolkien Estate is looking to sell the television rights to the iconic fantasy series to the tune of $200-250 million, and has approached Netflix and HBO as well. There appears to be some strings attached: the rights might not encompass all of the characters in the story. HBO has reportedly passed on the project.


  • November 4, 1922 — Pharoah Tutankhamen’s tomb is discovered.


  • Born November 4, 1917 – Paul I. Evans

(9) STORIES WORTH NOTICING. At Locus Online, Rich Horton reviews short fiction from Asimov’s, F&SF, Uncanny, Clarkesworld, Fantastic Stories of the Imagination, People of Color Take Over Special Issue, and Tor.com.

In Tor.com‘s July set of stories I thought “The Mar­tian Obelisk” by Linda Nagata the best. It’s set in a future in which a series of disasters caused by human nature, environmental collapse, and technological missteps have led to a realization that humanity is doomed. One old architect, in a gesture of, perhaps, memorialization of the species, has taken over the remaining machines of an abortive Mars colony to create a huge obelisk that might end up the last surviving great human structure after we are gone. But her project is threatened when a vehicle from one of the other Martian colonies (all of which failed) approaches. Is the vehicle’s AI haywire? Has it been hijacked by someone else on Earth? The real answer is more inspiring – and if perhaps just a bit pat, the conclusion is profoundly moving.

(10) RADICAL NEW FORMAT. James Corden brings you “Thor: Ragnarok 4D w/ the ‘Thor’ cast”.

…Chris Hemsworth, Cate Blanchett, Tom Hiddleston, Tessa Thompson, Mark Ruffalo, and Jeff Goldblum, reprising their movie roles for a live, surprised audience who thought they were actually seeing the new Marvel movie. “Will they be mad that I’m interrupting the film?” Corden says. “Possibly. You know, wherever there is change, people will call it disruption. So I guess, you know, what I’m saying is, ‘Who gives a [bleep]?’”


(11) MORE THOR. Every media adaptation of Thor (before James Corden got hold of him) is referenced in this video: (Hat tip to io9.)

(12) HATCHING OUT. Cheryl Morgan, in “Aotearoa Futurism”, tells where you can learn about some of the subtle Maori-oriented references planted by the director in Thor: Ragnarok.

I’m not going to give you spoilers here, but if you have already seen the film I recommend this article by Maori SF fan, Dan Taipua. The director of the film, Taika Waititi, is also Maori, and he has left a whole bunch of Easter eggs in there for his people, and for their indigenous Australian friends.

Dan got in touch with me on Twitter and pointed me at two Radio New Zealand podcasts in which he and colleagues apply the ideas of Afrofuturism in a specifically Maori/Polynesian context. You can find them here and here.

I’m delighted to see this sort of thing happening in the South Pacific, and I’m hoping to learn a lot more about Aotearoa Futurism if/when Worldcon comes to New Zealand in 2020.

(13) HOLLYWOOD REVIVAL. I started following the fate of this legendary Hollywood joint because Ray Bradbury used to lunch there with people like with the likes of Sam Peckinpah and John Huston. Therefore I’m sure he’d have been happy to know — “Formosa Cafe Will Come Back Shinier Than Ever”.

A $150,000 grant has been awarded to 1933 Group, a hospitality company with a number of bars around Los Angeles, to rehabilitate West Hollywood’s iconic Formosa Cafe.

The restaurant, which closed at the end of 2016, was opened in 1925 by a retired boxer who apparently loved trains: The lunch counter was built in a retired Pacific Electric Red Car trolley. It was built next to some of L.A.’s earliest movie studio lots, and immediately attracted a movie star clientele. And some mobsters, too. The Formosa lost some of its luster in its later years but was still beloved by nostalgics (and played itself in the 1997 film L.A. Confidential).

(14) GRAPHIC EPIC. Washington City Paper’s Matt Cohen profiles African-American author Adam Griffiths, whose 600-page graphic novel Washington White looks at “institutionalized racism” by telling the story of the decline and fall of a great Washington newspaper: “Adam Griffiths Wrote a 600-Page Graphic Novel About His Grandmother’s Civil Rights Lawsuit”.

Listening to Adam Griffiths talk about his new graphic novel, Washington White, is a dizzying experience. It’s a science fiction spy thriller that takes place in D.C.—and also a parallel universe within an engineered disease that only the government knows about. In this mysterious world, the president of the United States authorizes the testing of mind-control drugs, a transgender drummer fights to rejoin her punk band, and a greedy developer tries to gentrify the parallel universe-within-a-disease with a sea of condos. At the center of it all is the novel’s titular newspaper, Washington White—a tabloid whose black owner tries to tell the public about all the crazy shit going on in the District because his dad is the one behind it….

(15) IN HOC SIGNO HECTO. At Galactic Journey, The Traveler encounters a “[November 3, 1962] A Plague of Purple (December 1962 Galaxy)”.

… It has become de riguer at my former favorite magazine, that of Fantasy and Science Fiction, to print “funny” literary stories.  Tediously amusing, dully droll, laden with parenthetical (uselessly so) clauses — and hyphenated articulations, sometimes “quoted” for extra sardonicism.  And did I mention the extra verbiage?  These magazines pay three cents per word, you know….

Dr. Morris Goldpepper Returns, by Avram Davidson

Having poured myself a stiff drink in reward for having made it through the opening novella, my moment of self-congratulation was shattered as I espied the byline of the next piece.  Davidson is the poster child for excellence gone to the prolix weeds.  Sure enough, this piece, ostensibly about earthworms and aliens, is possibly his worst offender yet.  One star.

(16) THE BUBBLY. “Ferdinand the Bull Gets His Own Soda, Sort of”: Food & Wine has the story.

An adaptation of Munro Leaf’s children’s book The Story of Ferdinand, this newest film from a 20th Century Fox studio follows a bull with a big heart (voiced by John Cena) who gets captured and must fight to find his way home. To help gear up for the film’s approaching release, zero calorie beverage company Zevia is offering young moviegoers the chance to sip one of four flavors in their exclusive tie-in line of non-caffeinated sodas. That includes ginger root beer, grape, cream soda and black cherry—all of which feature a natural sweetener.

… Only 1,250,000 cans will be released and are available, beginning yesterday, in 20,000 U.S. grocery stores. You can get a six-pack of these special edition Zevia sodas for $5.99 at retailers like Target, Whole Foods, and Sprouts Farmers Market from now until the film’s mid-December release. As a sweet bonus, you’ll get a Fandango coupon for $5 off a Ferdinand movie ticket when you buy the soda.

(17) ZERO OUT OF TEN DENTISTS RECOMMEND. After drinking all that soda, remember to brush your teeth. What’s that you say, Count, it wasn’t soda you were drinking?

(18) SHIRT OFF HIS BACK. Looking for Christmas gift suggestions?

[Thanks to Martin Morse Wooster, JJ, John King Tarpinian, Cat Eldridge, Errol Cavit, Mike Kennedy, and Carl Slaughter for some of these stories. Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editor of the day Errolwi.]

39 thoughts on “Pixel Scroll 11/4/17 Do You Come From The Land Scroll’d Under, Where Pixels Glow And Files Sunder?

  1. (16) It is hard to grasp the purpose of non-caffeinated beverages that are not ice cream based. Also, sugar is a natural sweetener. Stevia was originally a waste product from a Japanese paper factory.

    Grump, grump, grump.

  2. @Dann–
    1. I first found it years ago, and I don’t know if I can find it again quickly,
    2. That wasn’t an entirely serious objection. Stevia has been through the FDA testing & approval process.
    3. I like sugar. I don’t like Stevia. I have no actual objection to people feeling differently. I just get annoyed by the self-congratulatory tone of Stevia promotion from the earliest point at which I became aware of it.

    In conclusion, I was really just making a snarky comment.

    Edited to add: I really loved The Story of Ferdinand,

  3. (5) I had a pet bunny once. We had a complex relationship that lasted nearly a decade and resulted in me deciding that rabbits are my favorite animal. So I’ve got multiple rabbit tattoos, and a shelf full of rabbit icons at work, and a tendency to use rabbit-themed handles like Conejo and Jackalope and Lagomorphia when gaming.

    I have immense respect for small, adorable fluffy bunnies’ ability to enslave humans and force them to devote their lives to serving their lagomorphic masters. Rabbits pwned Napoleon, and caused a wall to be built across Australia, and are responsible for the Disney empire. Underestimate them at your peril.

    Isn’t the Tolkien Estate famously unhappy with the adaptations of the original prose material? Has something changed to make them entertain the idea of selling rights for more adaptations or is this all just speculation?

  5. Sorry for sharing, but I have to offer a short report of the daily living screening of File770 which I attended last night while dreaming (True story). Entry was 2$ and you had to put the coin in astrange appartus and it would give you a special entry coin.
    Mike (who looked suspiciously like Sheriff Hopper from Stranger Things) welcomed the attendees in person and I saw 6 or 8 (numbers are tricky in dreams) in person. I recogniced Greg from his avatar and someone mentioned that JJ (“the tall one”) would also be there.
    Then Mike strated his pre-screening-speech. Unfortunetly he send me in the cellar to fetch a wheelbarrow full of books, so I missed the whole program 🙁
    Perhaps one of the other present filers can fill in?

  6. 5) I had a pet rabbit once. He had a tendency to try and eat electrical cords, including live ones…

    6) As many many others have pointed, out there are dozens of epic fantasy properties Amazon might do instead. :sigh:

  7. Being almost done with The Stone in the Skull, I’d (figuratively) kill for a good adaptation of Bear’s Eternal Sky books.

    Other modest proposals: N.K. Jemisin’s Inheritance or Broken Earth trilogies, Jennifer Roberson’s Tiger & Del, Godstalk!, Karl Edward Wagner’s Kane, M.A.R. Barker’s Man of Gold et al., Ken Liu’s Wall of Storms, or, if you really want to go old-school, Burroughs’ Barsoom or maybe even Eddison’s Worm Ouroboros. Or about six hundred others I’m currently forgetting. Heck, I’d even accept Dragonlance or Drizzt.

  8. @Lis —

    (16) It is hard to grasp the purpose of non-caffeinated beverages that are not ice cream based. Also, sugar is a natural sweetener. Stevia was originally a waste product from a Japanese paper factory.

    Darren already covered it, but as a dedicated ally to all unappreciated and falsely denigrated plants everywhere, I say “for shame, for shame.”

    (No, I don’t use stevia either. But I’ve considered growing it, just because I can!)

  9. I don’t understand why no one has grabbed the rights for the Kushiel’s Dart series. It has built-in sex and violence, so it would be sure to be popular.

  10. I suspect any search for references to cats on File770 will underreport due to the wild variety of euphemisms used for the furry critters–particularly “credentials”. 🙂

    I do feel like I have a slightly better understanding of Scalzi’s “Gamma Rabbit” now, though.

    We still haven’t seen film/tv adaptations of Elric or Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser.

  11. @Peer Sylvester
    In my dreams last night, I was giving a talk on measure theory, but the audience kept asking off-the-wall questions. So I’d guess you probably didn’t miss much.

  12. Yeah, my first thought was “What, Tolkien again?”

    There’s a TON of epic fantasy out there that could stand an adaptation. to add to several already extant suggestions, Kate Elliott deserves way more recognition.

  13. I haven’t even read them (yet) but I’d be totally down for an adaptation of Kate Elliott’s Crown of Stars books.

    And yes! Kushiel!

  14. In my dreams last night, I was giving a talk on measure theory, but the audience kept asking off-the-wall questions. So I’d guess you probably didn’t miss much.

    Yes, sounds like a normal day at the comments… 😉

  15. 6) This is Hollywood we’re talking about, so: brand-names, brand-names, brand-names. (I trace this back to the days when the producers of a western about a young outlaw would give into the temptation to make him Billy the Kid. Unless he had a gang, in which case he became Jesse James or maybe Cole Younger. Calamity Jane and Wyatt Earp got around a lot, too.)

    (I confess that most of what I understand about the biz is from long-ago reading of Goldman’s Adventures in the Screen Trade and Which Lie Did I Tell? and Dunne’s Monster.)

  16. (No, I don’t use stevia either. But I’ve considered growing it, just because I can!)

    I did have a stevia plant once. The leaves didn’t taste particularly sweet, but they probably would have seemed so to somebody without daily access to a metric ton of refined sugar. (And of course stevia and sucrose are equally natural plant products.)

    (Also used to raise pet rabbits as a teenager. And guinea pigs. BIG difference between newborn rabbits and newborn guinea pigs.)

  17. Paul Willis, John Crowley, Catherine Asaro. There’s no lack of verbose fantasy lying about waiting to be picked up.

  18. Just got a notification from Yoon Ha Lee (whose journal I subscribe to on Dreamwidth) that Revenant Gun, Machineries of Empire #3, is up for preorder. Also, according to him [spoiler: rot-13], guvf obbx gnxrf cynpr avar lrnef nsgre Enira Fgengntrz naq vaibyirf n frpbaq erfheerpgrq Wrqnb.

  19. Argh, seems I missed DreamCon. What a pity!

    My reaction was similar to everybody else’s here. Why Tolkien again? We have so many great SFF properties just waiting to do adapted.

    As for brandnames, neither George R.R. Martin nor James S.A. Corey nor Charlaine Harris were household names, before Game of Thrones, The Expanse and True Blood were adapted for TV. Diana Gabaldon was very well known and a huge bestseller, but nowhere on the scale of Tolkien before Outlander was adapted for TV.

  20. (6) It’s on my mind because of the noteworthy cities thread in an earlier pixel scroll, but if you want sex and violence, you can’t beat McNaughton’s Throne of Bones.

  21. While Throne of Bones does contain plenty of sex & violence, I’m not sure if even Starz viewers are ready for hot ghoul-on-ghoul action ..

  22. Cora, I’m just point out Hollywood’s fondness for sure, or at least familiar things. Remember the pitches in the opening tracking-shot sequence of the The Player? “Here it is, The Graduate, Part 2. . . .”

  23. (6) HOLD ONTO YOUR WALLETS. Yawn. Super classic books, but still, they’ve done plenty with less famous properties – they should try that again, instead of another “Lord of the Rings” thing.


    @Peer Sylvester: My dreams are super-boring compared to your File 770 dream, even if you missed the screening!

  24. 6) Wanting to do something based on Lord of the Rings is generally a sign that the producer has no creativity whatsoever. The only thing that would approach that would be saying “Let’s do a TV series based on Dune”.

  25. Rose Embolism: Wanting to do something based on Lord of the Rings is generally a sign that the producer has no creativity whatsoever. The only thing that would approach that would be saying “Let’s do a TV series based on Dune”.

    Yes, if they go through with this, I think they will be surprised to find just how low the water level in that well would be.

  26. Actually, at this point I think Dune would be a better choice in that there hasn’t really been a successful adaptation — the Lynch film was kind of a mess, and the SyFy miniseries, while closer to the source material, still left much to be desired.

    But instead, how about Martha Wells? Raksura or Ile-Rien or City of Bones?

  27. Peer Sylvester: I have to offer a short report of the daily living screening of File770 which I attended last night… someone mentioned that JJ (“the tall one”) would also be there.

    I am vastly amused by this. My height is, according to Wikipedia, about that of the average male, so I am taller than a lot of people but also shorter than a fair number of people as well.

    However, I could practice looming ominously, if you like. 😉

  28. Joe H.: But instead, how about Martha Wells? Raksura  Murderbot or Ile-Rien  Murderbot or City of Bones  Murderbot?

    There, Fixed That For You. 😉

  29. @JJ: Sadly, those are on my current TBR pile which approaches a size that, well, you know when you see those images of threads & filaments that represent the structure of the entire universe?

  30. I am vastly amused by this. My height is, according to Wikipedia, about that of the average male, so I am taller than a lot of people but also shorter than a fair number of people as well.

    Well, that was was Mike said, when I complained that I never had met you.
    But he also said that you really need the books in his cellar IIRC. 😉

  31. One odd thing about adapting LotR in hopes of a Game of Thrones type hit is that LotR not only has no sexy type sex, it basically has only one gender.

  32. @JJ, re “fixed that”: the first book of Wells’s new series would be couple of hours of TV; then who knows what a producer would do? Better to wait until there’s more … direction….

  33. The Fall of Ile-Rien would probably make for a full season or two on tv, and look fantabulous. Murderbot so far would be … 2 episodes?

  34. If LotR doesn’t have enough sex, Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser would be a surprisingly good alternative (surprising since it dates back to the ’40s). On the other hand, a disturbing amount of the sex involves ghouls, so if “hot ghoul-on-ghoul action” is a problem, then maybe not. 🙂

    (Mouser ends up dating a ghoul, whose skin and organs are mostly transparent, for quite a while. Not sure how sexy they can make an animated skeleton, although there are supposed to be hints of flesh in bright light.)

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