I Am Not a Puppy, I Am a Free Man 5/15

aka “My name is Canis Dolorosa. You ganked my rocket. Prepare to die.”

Today’s heavily self-referential roundup trots out John Scalzi, Chuck Wendig, C. Robert Cargill, Michael Rapoport, Vox Day, Cephus, Nicholas Whyte, L. Jagi Lamplighter Wright, Vann R. Newkirk II, Lis Carey, Spacefaring Kitten, Alexandra Erin, William Reichard, Nicole J. LeBoeuf-Little , Happyturtle, ULTRAGOTHA, jayn, Sarah, J.C. Salomon, Steve and Jim Henley. (Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editors of the day Paul Weimer and Alexandra Erin.)

 

 

Michael Rapoport in the Wall Street Journal

“The Culture Wars Invade Science Fiction” – May 15

Mr. Scalzi likens the Puppies’ campaigns to the backlash that women and minorities have faced in other geek-culture arenas—notably “Gamergate,” the videogamers’ campaign widely associated with threats against feminist videogame critics.

But Larry Correia, another Sad Puppies organizer, doesn’t see the Puppies’ campaign as a backlash against diversity. “That’s a narrative they came up with to try to discredit us,” he says. He and Mr. Torgersen have distanced themselves from Mr. Beale’s extreme views, but the Rabids are “still fans, they’re still people, their votes still count.”

 

Vox Day on Vox Popoli

“the most despised man in science fiction” – May 15

Despised, feared, it’s pretty much all the same, isn’t it? The Wall Street Journal takes note of the Hugo Awards, with an article entitled “The Culture Wars Invade Science Fiction Online campaigners are pushing to give SF’s annual Hugo Awards to popular space yarns, not more literary fiction or tales of diversity”. It’s not entirely negative despite the reporter feeling the need to get the opinion of two writers, John Scalzi and George Martin, who don’t know a damn thing about what the Puppies are doing. But regardless, the main thing is that the reporter correctly grasped that this is a new front in the cultural war and not a self-serving attempt to pick up meaningless trophies.

 

Difster VFM #109 in a comment on Vox Popoli  – May 15

They WSJ (anagram for SJW I might note) was not entirely negative.

 

Cephus on Bitchspot

“The SJWs Lose at the Hugo Awards” – May 15

It is time that people rise up against this kind of absurd liberal oppression, where it’s political correctness that means more than actual merit.  The Hugo Awards were not designed to award people for their social consciousness, but for their work in the field of writing science fiction and fantasy.  It doesn’t matter what you think, it matters what you write.  The same is true of television and movies, where it shouldn’t make a difference what a director or an actor or a producer thinks, only the end-product of their labors.  Unfortunately, these liberal idiots get butt-hurt because someone doesn’t follow the social justice collective and they must set out to call them names, harm their careers and deny them their due for what they’ve actually done with their lives.  Is it any wonder there’s such a backlash against liberal stupidity these days?  Here’s hoping it keeps up and picks up in the future.

 

Nicholas Whyte on From The Heart of Europe

“My vote for Best Novel” – May 15

Matt Foster has made a good argument in favour of not only voting No Award above all slate nominees, but also voting No Award top in all categories where there are only one or two non-slate contenders, on the basis that the slate organisers have denied us a proper choice in those categories too. I find myself sympathetic to this line of thought. I was already planning to put No Award top in Best Novelette (because I was not impressed by the one non-slate finalist) and Best Fan Writer (because the one non-slate finalist has been nominated for a single piece of work rather than for a body of work over the last year), though in both cases I will rank the non-slate finalist second to minimise the chance of a slate win.

I had been going to vote for Julie Dillon as the one non-slate finalist in Best Professional Artist, but I shall consider Matt Foster’s’s arguments carefully; if the choice is Julie Dillon or nobody, is that really a choice? I like her work in general, but I don’t actually like the category anyway (which is a different argument for a different time), and this year’s ballot is deeply flawed due to the intervention of the slatemongers. Again, she will get at least a second preference from me, to reduce the chance of a slate nominee winning.

Anyway, for Best Novel these arguments no longer apply, since the honourable withdrawal of one of the (unwitting) slate nominees has given us three excellent books to choose from, each of which would be an acceptable winner in a normal year. Ranking them is difficult, but it’s got to be done. My vote is as follows.

 

L. Jagi Lamplighter Wright on Superversive SF

“Hugo Nominee Interview: Mike Williamson” – May 13

1) All the Sad Puppies selections came from a list of stories that fans felt were their favorites from 2014. What about your story do you think brought it to the attention of whomever suggested it?

Obviously, they, like me, hate humanity and want children to die. I would like to thank Brad for seeing through the haze and realizing I’m a scorching liberal right wing gay-agenda-endorsing homophobe and terrible parent who’s teaching his mixed race children to be white supremacists.  And with the assistance of Gamergate, the Illuminati and Elvis, I might actually win to spread our Gospel.

 

Vann R. Newkirk II on Gawker Review of Books

“The City Is a Crossroads: Daniel José Older on Protest Art and Urban Lit” – May 15

Do you consider decisions like that in your work to be political, whatever that entails?

I do. Well, I consider all books to be political. I think if you ask authors on any side of the spectrum whether they meant to write a political book or not, most would tell you that they just went into it to write a book and a great story and didn’t intentionally include politics, but I would like to call bullshit on that. We are always including our politics. You can actually not do that, and we do ourselves an injustice when we pretend to not be conscious of it. I’m very strategic in how I choose to bring politics into my writing and I can’t think of any other writing advice that tells you to not be conscious or strategic about stuff. There’s this idea that if you don’t think about politics, it’ll just seep through. And for some people that’s true.

To bring it around to the Hugos, you’ll see this conversation pop up in the sense of the Sad Puppies folks lamenting that suddenly science-fiction and fantasy have become political, as if Tolkien wasn’t thoroughly writing a political book about the supremacy of western culture. There’s nothing more political than that; it’s just so normalized that people read it as, ‘Oh it’s just another fantasy story.’ You have a message; it’s just a message that’s normalized. People act like only folks coming from the left have a message to give, and that’s bullshit. These are very political books, and they always have been. Fantasy and sci-fi have always been a political project. Look at Lovecraft….

So, more about the Hugos and the Sad Puppies stuff. Do you think the back and forth represents something of the larger cultural conflicts going on?

Yes. Definitely. First of all, it represents people who are again so normalized to the idea of their comfort being provided for that they freak out entirely the second that it’s slightly off-kilter. Because sci-fi and fantasy have always been a very white, very straight, very heteronormative, male political project. A very colonial project. In the past couple years, their big complaint is that suddenly people that aren’t them are winning awards, winning Hugos and that is cause for them to, you know, create this great big stir and takeover.

When we’re in a time when we have to proclaim in the streets that Black Lives Matter, literature is one of the first places where we learn what matters and whose life matters and whose doesn’t. And literature has been saying for centuries that black lives don’t matter. By not publishing black authors, by not publishing books about black people, that’s become the message by default. Whiteness being the default has been the message. So, the fact that we now have to fight to just get a fair Hugo ballot because a few people have hurt feelings and want to grasp at relevancy after decades of this really destructive form of erasure from fantasy and sci-fi absolutely speaks to the movement in the streets today, to what’s going on with the police, to what’s going on in politics. Literature is always a reflection of society and society is always a reflection of literature, and when publishing is as white as it is, we have to look at those numbers and understand that they are connected. They are 100 percent connected. There’s no way to disconnect them. But people always want to act surprised.

 

Lis Carey on Lis Carey’s Library

“The Triple Sun: A Golden Age Tale, by Rajnar Vajra” – May 15

There’s a story here, and it’s decently written. Unfortunately, it’s also a bit cliched, and in some ways strains my suspension of disbelief in ways that are not good.

 

Lis Carey on Lis Carey’s Library

“Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, Earth to Alluvium, by Gray Rinehart” – May 15

This is a competently, professionally done story, and a good read. I recommend it on that basis. However, it’s no more than competent and professional, and a Hugo winner needs to be more than just competent and professional.

 

Spacefaring Kitten on Spacefaring, Extradimensional Happy Kittens

“’Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, Earth to Alluvium’ by Gray Rinehart” – May 15

The plotting would have needed some more work, even if the story is decently written. There’s just too much talking heads to keep me intrested. Now the whole story was about the dying guy’s friend finding out what it was all about, but the really interesting part would have been what happens next and what further complications there will be. It’s frustrating when a story fails to focus on the most interesting aspects of its proposition.

 

Adult Onset Atheist

“SNARL: The Parliament of Beasts and Birds” – May 14

I picked up this book expecting SF/F, and I was disappointed. Imagine someone going to the store and buying a box of “Best NUTTY NUGGETS Ever” because they love “NUTTY NUGGETS”, only to find that they were so awful they might not even be “NUTTY NUGGETS”, and were quite inedible. Then imagine them going back to the store and buying another box of “Best NUTTY NUGGETS Ever” only to find out that they were similarly not even edible “NUTTY NUGGETS”. I’m sure they would be Sad, and maybe even Mad; some people might do things that were Bad. “SAD, MAD, BAD” sounds like a children’s book, and so does this story. It has talking animals that start to walk upright because … God.

 

Adult Onset Atheist

“SNARL: On a Spiritual Plain” – May 14

Dead people on the planet Ymilas get trapped as ghosts, when they get tired of that they travel to giant Stonehenge at the pole to “move on”. It is a weak premise executed poorly.

 

Doctor Science on Obsidian Wings

“The Demolished Puppy” – May 15

The setting: An Account of Juliette Wade’s Withdrawal from Sad Puppies 3, at File770….

The surreality was seeing Torgersen re-write someone’s motives to their face, while people were watching. It’s always difficult to get a real sense of social atmosphere over the internet, but it seemed to me that I was watching Torgersen’s reputation sink before my eyes, in real time. It certainly happened for me….

In case it’s not clear to you why I was appalled: Torgersen talked at length and repeatedly about how Wade was motivated by fear, and never seems to have noticed that (a) she never said nor implied that was true, and (b) she was really pissed that he attributed made-up motivations to her.

And the rest of us just stood there (digitally), watching while Torgersen kept trying to re-write a history we could read by scrolling up.

Alfred Bester‘s The Demolished Man won the first Hugo Award for best Novel, in 1953. The Demolished Man is about a murder, but it’s not a mystery: we know from the start (because he’s a POV character) that Ben Reich killed his business rival Craye D’Courtney, after Reich proposed a merger and D’Courtney turned him down. But [SPOILERS] the detective on the case is baffled, because Reich seems to have no motive: D’Courtney sent Reich a message accepting his offer.

In the end, we find out that Reich mis-heard the message, because he was already determined to kill D’Courtney — who, it turned out, was his biological father.

Bester makes the whole reveal pretty Freudian, which didn’t impress me when I read the book in the 1970s and is rather quaint now. But watching Torgersen editing his perceptions in real time, the plot of The Demolished Man starts to seem much less contrived, much more psychologically realistic.

 

Alexandra Erin on Blue Author Is About To Write

“Sad Puppies Review Books: MAKE WAY FOR DUCKLINGS” – May 15

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Reviewed by John Z. Upjohn, USMC (Aspired)

If you want evidence of the deep rot that has infested the once-great Caldecott Medal, look no further than this book, which is a putrid example of ham-handed message fiction given an award by Feminazi SJWs basically as a participation prize for having a “strong female protagonist who doesn’t need a man”….

Why doesn’t she just open a Patreon account while she’s at it? She could tell the sob story about how she was almost hit by a bicycle and the victim bucks would come pouring in, let me tell you. They all have Patreons for some reason even though they produce nothing of value to anyone. It’s nothing but welfare for hipsters. It should be illegal…..

Did you know that only fifteen people in all the world choose the winner of the Caldecott every year? How are the opinions of fifteen people supposed to determine “most distinguished American picture book for children”, I ask you?

 

Will in a comment on File 770 – May 15

I stopped commenting at File770 and all I got was this stupid T-shirt

 

Happyturtle in a comment on File 770 – May 15

For Puppies Sad did Torgersen
A stately rocket ship decree:
While mouths of many loudly ran
Through websites measureless to man
As long as wifi’s free.

Had we but slates enough and time,
This Hugo, Puppy, were no crime.
We would sit and discuss which tales
We love and which we think are fails.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence
Two ballots diverged at a con – Sasquan! –
I chose the one less voted on,
And that has made all the difference.

 

Nicole J. LeBoeuf-Little in a comment on iFile 770 – May 15

I’m a Puppy! Who are you?
Are you all — Puppies — too?
Then there’s a bloc of us!
Don’t tell! they’d banish us — you know!
How sad — to be — an Ess Jay Dub!
How PC — like a CHORF —
They bully us — the live-long Spring —
WOOF WOOF — ARF-ARF-ARF!

…ok, it kind of fell apart there at the end.

 

ULTRAGOTHA in a comment on File 770 – May 15

This is Just to Say
We have nominated
The stories
That were on
The ballot
And which
You were probably
Hoping
For better stories
Forgive us
Revenge is delicious
So sweet
And so cold

 

jayn in a comment on File 770 – May 15

For each Pup kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a crummy book,
Some with a whiny word…

 

Sarah in a comment on File 770 – May 15

Now my pups are all o’erthrown,
And what sads I have’s mine own,
Which is most faint: now, ’tis true,
I must receive awards from you,
Or sent to Spokane. Let me not,
Since I have my Hugo got,
And pardon’d the SJWs, dwell
In this bare website by your spell;
But release me from Amazons,
With the help of your book bombs.
Gentle praise in your emails,
Must fill, or else my project fails.

 

Alexandra Erin in a comment on File 770 – May 15

I am the very model of a modern Canine-Miserable.
I’ve indignations slight, imagined, and quite risible.
I know the Nielsen Haydens, and I quote their slates historical
from novellete to best short form on ballots categorical;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters dialectical,
and syllogisms, both implied and also quite elliptical,
About rhetorical speaking I’m teeming with a lot of news
with many outraged squeals about the lies of SJWs.
I’m very good at inference and attributing animus,
I know the things I know are true without any analysis.
In short, in outrage slight, imagined, and quite risible,
I am the very model of a modern Canine-Miserable.

 

J. C. Salomon in a comment on File 770 – May 14

With the Hugo coverage on File 770 going meta like this—half the links are to comments made on this blog—is it fair to say there’s a puppy chasing its tail here? ?

 

Steve in a comment on Vox Popoli – May 15

[Speculating about who will accept Vox Day’s Hugo at Sasquan.]

Because I like the idea that, as soon as your name is mentioned by a grimacing David Gerrold, a fell cry rends the air and freezes the blood of every CHORF present…

The ceiling groans as if in hideous pain, then there is a hellish crash as concrete and tile yield to an enormous creature. The minion lands in the middle of the convention, its iron boots striking the floor with a terrifying thud, then flexes its vast, midnight-black leathery wings to shake off the dust.

It points an armoured finger at Gerrold, a thin wisp of sulphurous smoke curling from its clawed tip.

“The Lord of Fear sends his regards. I am his emissary. Give me the trinket.”

Gerrold cringes and hides behind Due as the minion ascends to the podium.

“My Dark Lord authorises me to bid you thanks for this trifling bauble, and to assure most of you that he wishes you no specific harm. As a token of his noblesse oblige he advises those of you who are afraid of giant sentient scorpions to avoid the Losers Party this evening. You may find it… distressing. That is all.”

Clutching his trophy, the minion runs at the windows and leaps through the glass, its wings pounding the air as it departs in malevolent triumph.

David Gerrold attempts to compose himself.

“And… umm… the n-next award goes to…. OH… FFFUUUUUUUU….”

“What’s wrong?”, cries Due.

“I-it’s T-tom K-kratman…” sobs Gerrold, just as the gun turret of a Tiger tank erupts through the back wall…

 

Jim Henley in a comment on File 770 – May 15

If you were a dinosaur, my love, you would be a time-traveling dinosaur, who retroactively justified Sad Puppies 1 and 2, launched before your nomination was known. Your scales would shimmer with tachyons.

If you were a dinosaur, my love, you would be all puppies could talk about, because dinosaurs are freaking cool, and big and scary, and puppies are small and easily frightened.

If you were a dinosaur, my love, you would be free on the internet, and short enough to read quickly, with an easily digested precis, so that all your critics could get through you or at least take the word of someone who had without being obviously wrong on the facts. So you would be an easy example of What Has Gone Wrong With All Reptiles even though you were but a single dinosaur. You would be the dinosaur that stops all conversations before they start.

If you were a dinosaur, my love, you would be a magic dinosaur that irradiates a field that makes some people reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllyyyyyy lazy. “What about all the other dinosaurs?” others would say. But the people in the field would respond, “Hey, man. Why do you keep nagging me?”

 

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433 thoughts on “I Am Not a Puppy, I Am a Free Man 5/15

  1. “This is one of those “nobody I know voted for him” moments. It also explains a lot.”

    Most people do not require an explanation to the effect of, “If you walk into a certain social space and start antagonizing people, you should not be surprised if they wind up disliking you. And you should further not be surprised that they don’t care to honor you with money or artistic recognition in light of that, unless your stuff is just so damned good it outweighs all other considerations.”

    Watching the way Larry — and to a lesser extend, Brad — decided to try to tie their professional success in with their political activism, I’m reminded of the absolute bafflement I felt back in 2012 when the Komen Foundation decided that it would be a GREAT idea to get political with funding for breast cancer research. Why would you take something that everyone agrees is bad — breast cancer — and deliberately antagonize half your supporters by stapling it to a divisive issue like abortion rights? In what universe is that a good idea?!? And Komen still hasn’t recovered from the blunder. So why would two SFF authors with very promising starts, one a Campbell nominee and one a double Campbell and Hugo nominee, choose to make their work part of a political war instead of just digging in and doing more of what fandom originally honored them for — writing good fiction? Why is this all about politics with them, and not about the writing? Are these guys primarily writers, or political activists? Apparently they are politicals first and writers second, so they should not be at all surprised when other people react to them as such.

    Given that Larry and Brad are both grown men, it’s astonishing that they’re having trouble with this concept. I suspect that they do get it, but they just don’t like it — again, they want to be able to be political animals without paying the piper for taking that approach in their professional lives. It’s cake-having-and-eating, as I said, and since they weren’t allowed to both have and eat, they decided to try and just swipe the cake and run so they and their friends could gorge on it and laugh about how clever and audacious they were. But they aren’t. These guys are not Ocean’s 11. They just walked into an unguarded bakery and helped themselves to the goods — they’re vandals of the sort who believe that someone leaving their door unlocked is actively asking to be burgled rather than simply expecting other people to observe the rules of civilized society.

    The way for Correia and Torgersen — and their Puppy Pals — to win Hugos was to dig in and write the best damned conservative fiction out there, SFF so compelling that people just wouldn’t care about the political leanings or bad behavior, if any, of the authors. OSC is still doing really well for himself, after all, despite his anti-gay political activities, although in his case he has benefited a lot from accumulated good will earned in the years when he was a much better writer and seemed to be a better person as well than currently. But, again, they just didn’t want to do the work.

    They were lazy, pure and simple. Correia in particular.

  2. “Delurking – Perhaps you’re simply not aware of it?”

    Nah, I read everything. Including Larry Correia and Michael Z. Williamson.

    I admit I stopped after reading one of Williamson’s books. Did he get better after Freehold? That one was pretty awful.

    And I have quit reading OSC lately. I liked his early stuff, but his new books seem like he’s phoning them in. Still, I understand he’s been ill. I do like the essays he writes over there on Hatrack River, at least when he doesn’t get into the whack-a-loon conspiracy theory mode.

  3. Delurking – if that’s your definition of conservative… Well, you’re actually just ignorant of politics. Mad Mike is a centrist libertarian, and Larry is a conservative-leaning libertarian (far more the latter than the former).

    And how did we get from “art” to “science fiction I’ve read in the last five years?”

    May Tree – Was that actually a response to me in any way? I was referencing the human tendency to assume that one’s personal thought bubble represents the norm. It’s a rather famous quote.

  4. Most of the conservative fans and creators I know are complicated conservatives. They might not even be considered “conservative” by what passes for mainstream establishment Republicanism, Libertarian or Tea-party conservatism these days. They’re the kind of conservative that still embraces ambiguity while being told that ideological purity is the heart of conservatism.

    Now I don’t think they’re any worse at creative endeavors than moderates or liberals. I think they can tell the difference between “I want to explore this idea” and “I need to write a propaganda piece.” I also think they can actually explore an idea and express their perspective without turning out a propaganda piece.

    But I also see a lot of failed conservative propaganda coming from more mainstream sources. Someone tried to create a conservative alternative to The Daily Show, and it failed hard. Where The Daily Show lampoons anyone in politics who does something mockworthy, the alternative put the conservative message ahead of the comedy, and it failed to even draw a conservative audience.

  5. >> Because I can’t really think of many things, as a writer, that would be worse to hear than that.>>

    You can’t? Geez, that seemed pretty mild to me. It’s pseudo-intellectual nonsense, and anyone with an ego healthy enough to write and submit things to market ought to be able to ignore that sort of thing easily.

    It’s right there with “people who had pleasant childhoods can’t be good writers” or “you can’t be a good writer ’til you’re over 40” or similar nonsense. And from there you can go on to the anti-genre snobbery in literary circles (except when they’re co-opting it) and the anti-literary snobbery in genre circles, and on and on and on.

    It’s dopey, but it’s hardly shocking.

    On another front — it seems that the bulk of the bad reaction the Puppies got is to the Slatening. Which seems to have occurred because their cheerleading for socially-conservative, action-oriented SF (by themselves and their friends) hadn’t paid off in two whole attempts.

    Imagine if feminists had decided to game the Hugos (complete with Sad Ovaries and Rampant Ovaries) with a slate back in the 70s. We’d still be dealing with the fallout today.

    I tend to think that if Correia, Torgersen et al had politicked for their causes, they’d have met resistance (as anyone does), but spread awareness, and might have slowly got more and more people who like what they like involved. By using the tactics they did, they pissed off a lot of people they might not have,* because they wanted not to persuade over time but to force their way into dominance.

    You don’t herd cats with a shotgun.

    kdb

    *that guy who kept going on about how Jim Butcher fans will rise up and wreak vengeance if he’s No-Awarded made me wonder what the reaction will be when the Hugos are done and we find out who was likely to have made the ballot without slates. What will their fans think? Welcoming? Not so much?

  6. “I’m an atheist extreme leftie, and I don’t believe for 1 second that conservatives are less capable of creating or enjoying art than liberals.”

    Oh, I’m sure they are capable of it. The question, then, is why so many Conservative movies — like God Is Not Dead, and Heaven Is Real, and so on — are so ham-handedly awful. Not to mention what John C. Wright is putting out.

    That’s the question Rod Dreher looked at. He used Conservative art from the past, like Milton — who, while I don’t agree with his central message, I agree is a brilliant writer, who produced a classic work of art — and said, now look, where are the Conservative writers of today who ought to be doing this?

    Or even a few generations ago, when we had L’Engle and C.S. Lewis? I don’t like much of what Lewis has to say, either, but he could put together a story; he could write. You may or may not enjoy Correia and Ringo; you might even like their stories; you can’t claim either one is much of a writer.

    (Though I am not by any means saying they’re as awful as the people who created God is Not Dead. Don’t mistake me! John C. Wright, maybe, now…)

  7. Andrew Tremblay – The opposite situation would be talk radio, where conservatives represent something like 90% of the audience. I think you’re also confusing what “mainstream” conservatives think with what liberal pundits *say* mainstream conservatives think.

  8. Delurking – Larry Correia isn’t much of a writer? Huh. Well, he certainly has a whole bunch of fans who disagree with that assessment.

  9. Not so much, actually. I’m listening to actual real-world conservatives, who I know in real life, talking over a few glasses of wine, about how the various conservative movements fail to represent them.

  10. You would also need to factor in the fact that, on the whole, English speaking fans who do not live in the US are far more left wing than those who do live in the US. This is because our political parties in general are far more left wing.

    Thus, whilst I admire and enjoy John Scalzi’s work, the notion of him being a socialist is so ludicrous that I’m in danger of losing my eyeballs due to the speed of their rotation.

    I suspect that this fact has passed puppydum by; expecting Loncon voters to mirror US political divisions was simply ill informed, just as expecting Loncon voters to share puppydum shock horror perils of atheism was ill informed.

    There is a solution; the puppies could set up a U.S. only con which would exclude people from other countries who fail to comply with U.S. expectations. Of course, it wouldn’t be Worldcon, and Beale couldn’t attend, but they could still have fun and hand out awards and generally have a good time. All they need are people who know how to run cons.

    That might be a problem; do they have any people who know how to run cons?

  11. >> Well, he certainly has a whole bunch of fans who disagree with that assessment.>>

    To be fair, so do Dan Brown and Stephenie Meyer.

    They are probably more content that they have a lot of fans than they are upset by the fact that there are other readers who don’t think they’re very good writers. Or maybe they’re eaten up by bitterness at not being universally loved. Who knows?

  12. Andrew Trembley – Yes, that’s my point. The typical conservative “movement” represents the view of the average conservative about as much as the green party or PETA represents the average liberal.

  13. Conservative/Progressive and left/right are not absolute values. Their value is determined relative to each other, and to their respective extremes. People don’t fit into nice little boxes, no matter what color you paint the ticky-tacky.

    That is the trap that the Rabid Puppies, and to a lesser extent Larry and Brad, have fallen into. Since they are conservatives, those who disagree them with them must be liberals. Since Conservatism is based on the value of liberty and personal responsibility, the Liberals must value totalitarianism and personal weakness. Anyone who runs is an SJW. Anyone who stands still is a well disciplined SJW.

  14. “Delurking – Larry Correia isn’t much of a writer? Huh. Well, he certainly has a whole bunch of fans who disagree with that assessment.”

    I’m going to invoke the ever-popular Argumentum Ad Portu: So does Michael Bay. But he will never win an Oscar for a Transformers movie.

    There’s also the Argumentum Ad Crepusculo: Look how many fans the Twilight series has. Meyer will never win a Man Booker prize.

    The prize you get for having a lot of fans is called the Plaustrum Monete — the “Wheelbarrow Full of Cash” award.

  15. Kurt Busiek – Has it really been that long since people were praising Dan Brown as a brilliant writer? I certainly remember those days.

    Of course, Stephanie Meyer was tapping into a very large, yet unexplored, market. One can’t say the same of Correia.

    Now, here may be a significant point of debate: I find Correia to be a largely mediocre stylist, setting aside his humorous moments. But style ranks way, way below most other factors (storytelling, characters, concepts, readability, clarity) on my list of relevant factors. The others factors, the ones I care about, are excellent.

    Stevie – Yeah, there are a lot of UKIP voters who disagree with that statement.

  16. If S1L1 does not like my assessment of Correia and Williamson as Conservative writers, and he does, in fact, know some contemporary Conservative writers who are excellent writers, I suggest that S1L1 list some.

    So far all I am hearing is a lot of talk. Some citations, please?

  17. @S1AL:

    Yeah, I’m sorry. I had a brain blurp and didn’t think about proportions. 19 in 20 years sounds good until you think how many that’s out of.

    I don’t know how “Conservative” is defined, though.

    Leslie C on May 16, 2015 at 12:27 pm said:
    As a woman who nearly refused to watch the end of WALL-E due to unexpected romance in the movie, I am mildly irritated at RAH’s comment. As the mother of a gay son, I’m pissed off.
    Honestly, this whole insistence that there’s just such an overwhelming amount SFF with gay characters and so forth is reminding me of those studies of how much women speak, and how much men think they speak, or at what percentage of women the men think there’s more women than men. The whining does not reflect any reality with which I am familiar.

    I heard about that. Women gauge how much women speak accurately, but men think that it is equal when women speak 15% of the time and that women are overwhelmingly dominant when they speak 30% of the time.

    So yes, has anyone pulled out hard numbers from anywhere but their own backsides when they claim so many new LGBT and women-centered and minority-centered books have come out?

  18. >> Now, here may be a significant point of debate: I find Correia to be a largely mediocre stylist, setting aside his humorous moments. But style ranks way, way below most other factors (storytelling, characters, concepts, readability, clarity) on my list of relevant factors. The others factors, the ones I care about, are excellent.>>

    I doubt there’ll be much debate over the idea that you find those things excellent.

    I can’t judge, not having read any Correia fiction that I’m aware of. It just doesn’t look like my kind of thing. And that’s even allowing for the way Baen’s sense of package design results in them packaging even authors I like in books that look like something I wouldn’t. [It’s as if Baen’s art director has one overwhelming mission: To design covers that I personally would find ugly and off-putting. I do not know why this is, but it’s very consistent…]

  19. Gene Wolfe? Timothy Zahn? Tom Clancy?

    That’s off the top of my head. I actually don’t know the politics of many of the authors of fiction that I read. It’s not hugely important to me.

  20. Kurt Busiek on May 16, 2015 at 2:04 pm said:
    >> Now, here may be a significant point of debate: I find Correia to be a largely mediocre stylist, setting aside his humorous moments. But style ranks way, way below most other factors (storytelling, characters, concepts, readability, clarity) on my list of relevant factors. The others factors, the ones I care about, are excellent.>>

    I doubt there’ll be much debate over the idea that you find those things excellent.

    I can’t judge, not having read any Correia fiction that I’m aware of. It just doesn’t look like my kind of thing. And that’s even allowing for the way Baen’s sense of package design results in them packaging even authors I like in books that look like something I wouldn’t. [It’s as if Baen’s art director has one overwhelming mission: To design covers that I personally would find ugly and off-putting. I do not know why this is, but it’s very consistent…]

    Baen is a perennial favorite over on goodshowsir.co.uk , the blog of atrocious SFF book cover art.

  21. >> Baen is a perennial favorite over on goodshowsir.co.uk , the blog of atrocious SFF book cover art.>>

    It sells to their audience. Which is both good for them and good for their audience.

    It just is an astonishingly-consistent visualization that I’m Not the Reader They’re Aiming At. Nor do I need to be.

  22. “S1AL on May 16, 2015 at 1:56 pm said:
    Kurt Busiek – Has it really been that long since people were praising Dan Brown as a brilliant writer? I certainly remember those days.”

    [citation oh so very much needed]

    All Brown’s Wikipedia entry has to say in regards to the critical reaction to his writing is this: “Brown’s prose style has been criticized as clumsy with The Da Vinci Code being described as ‘committing style and word choice blunders in almost every paragraph’.” (The actual WP article has the citations.) And Brown himself said, “I do something very intentional and specific in these books. And that is to blend fact and fiction in a very modern and efficient style, to tell a story. There are some people who understand what I do, and they sort of get on the train and go for a ride and have a great time, and there are other people who should probably just read somebody else.”

    At least Dan Brown, unlike some Puppies I could name, is aware of what his strengths are (storytelling, not wordsmithing) and is apparently unapologetic about making good use of them, as he should be. I don’t see him complaining that he has not a single literary award to his name — he’s undoubtedly too busy collecting up the 40-plus editions of his works that have been translated into different languages and doing lazy backstrokes in his swimming pool of Veuve Clicquot to worry about it.

    He sure as heck isn’t getting together with a group of similar authors and planning a campaign to hijack a Nobel Prize for Literature for himself. Because that’s just dumb.

  23. What I said about men and women was not inaccurate. It was a generality. Of course there are more reasons men and women are attracted.I did not say homosexual attraction did not exist Just that the percentage is very small compared to the heterosexual.

    No, happy. Just because romance is very large field that is primarily written by women and that women read does not mean women do not read other genre. Man, do you rush to sexist judgment. I have known many men that read romance. If they are bored. My father used to call them his 50 cent books. A reader loves to read. We will read just about anything. My point is that SF&F competes against the entertainment time and dollar of teens and young adults. And it is losing.. Anything that does not target that audience is not selling the SF & F brand.

  24. Of course, as Fred “Slacktivist” Clark and others have pointed out, when a conservative artist does work that doesn’t have the correct conservative branding on it, the work and/or the artist get dismissed as not actually conservative. This field does honor its great conservative members – Lafferty, Silverberg, Wolfe, Bradbury, and on and on. The contemporary conservative movement (of which American libertarianism is functionally a part, essentially always, when it’s time to decide how to exercise political power)’s fascination with the proper branding seems to flourish at the expense of making actually appealing art.

  25. I really enjoyed Correia’s “Hard Magic”. It was witty, he leveraged his love of small details to characterize his characters as part of a larger world. Not what I would of nominated for a Hugo, but it was a fun read. “Warbound”, the third book in the series and Hugo nominee, was a let down. Correia has slid into the things I dislike about his style. His use of detail to build the setting had devolved into gun porn (nothing wrong with gun porn. It’s not my kink.), the political message had turned preachy, and his characterization of the Japanese had devolved into interesting take on history to full blown racism.

  26. >> My point is that SF&F competes against the entertainment time and dollar of teens and young adults. And it is losing.. Anything that does not target that audience is not selling the SF & F brand.>>

    I am happy that they choose to target some of what they do at me, then, even if that isn’t selling the brand.

    I’m a reader, not a brand manager. I expect many other readers feel the same way, including those teens and young adults who like stuff that isn’t targeted at the bulk of teens and young adults.

  27. Heck, for that matter, as a writer I’ve made a pretty decent living largely trying to aim for something other than the conventionally-accepted sweet spot of the genres and artforms I work in.

  28. Gene Wolfe I will give you, though I am not certain we can call him a contemporary author — born in the 1930s, he is contemporary to C.S. Lewis, RAH, and L’Engle.

    Tom Clancy? Seriously? That’s Stephanie Meyer level writing, at best. I read a couple of his books about ten years ago. They were pretty meh.

    I haven’t read Timothy Zahn. My local library has him — I’ll take a look.

  29. Chris Hensley – I liked Hard Magic significantly more than Warbound and Spellbound. I’d rank Nemesis above it, but that’s it. My biggest complaint with Correia’s work is that he often takes “go big or go home” and dials it up to 11 when it doesn’t need to be.

  30. @RAH: Except that science fiction is winning. Eight of the top ten grossing movies in the US last year were science fiction or fantasy. Worldwide the twelve top grossing movies were all SFnal. The SF literary market is a different issue, but to say that movies and video games are destroying science fiction as a genre runs contrary to the facts.

  31. RAH: “Now among those demographics half of the market is male. Males are not interested in being lectured when they are being entertained. Hence the blowback with Gamer Gate. My son is an avid gamer. He says games are getting dumbed down. He likes first person shooter.”
    There are a whole list of reasons why big-budget video games “are getting dumbed down”. The major reason is that making a game these days costs in the tens or even hundreds of millions, so game publishers are less willing to take risks on new ideas. The result is that the same shoot-em-up gets made again and again.

    Nothing to do with overzealous liberals.

    Also, I thought GamerGate was about ethics in video game journalism, not some sort of political agenda. *snickers*

  32. snowcrash @ 11:45 am- I have no idea as to Jim Butcher’s religion, politics or cultural beliefs. And that’s the way I like it, when it comes to authors.

    One thing I noticed about Jim Butcher’s characters is how diversely human and quirky they are. He has a black male atheist Knight of the Cross wielding a Holy sword. He might not believe in God, but God believes in him and, as humans, he doesn’t expect us to be perfect. He has another devout Christian white male Knight of the Cross who, from my perspective, is hen pecked by his former witch of a wife who he loves dearly.

    He has the main character, Harry, who declares himself in a state of armed agnosticism when it comes religion. And then gets sucked into one mission after the other by the two aforementioned Knights, and is ultimately entrusted to safeguard the last of the three Holy Swords until a worthy wielded is found.

    He has character, after character, including his Wiccan and pagan Paraneters, who are of diverse religions and political backgrounds, all acting toward the common good.

    He has absolutely evil vampires (Red and Black Courts) contrasted to less evil but incredibly self centered White Court vamps.

    He has werewolves that range from ravening monsters, to calculated bad guys, to selfless good guys.

    Harry has to tolerate that the White Council, Chicago PD and others think he’s in a gay relationship with Thomas, a White Court vamp. Thomas is actually Harry’s half brother who poses as a gay hair stylist so he can discreetly fed of his customers, and Harry can’t blow the cover.

    He has dominate women, not the least of which is Mab, his current boss, who think circles around Harry and put him in situations he must do as they command, no matter how stubborn he wants to be about it.

    He has a daughter he can’t associate with, both because he’s an emotional coward and because his many enemies would move against her for leverage and revenge.

    He has someone he’s clearly been in love with for 15 novels, Murphy, a former cop turned vigilante, but bad timing, bad luck and duty always conspire to keep the apart. And it’s becoming clear that nothing will ever come of it as she is mortal and aging while Harry is not (as a wizard he’ll live a few centuries).

    He has Ebenezzar, Harry’s grandfather and a supposed good guy, who has done many good things, including saving innocents from White Council execution and forming the Grey Council to fight for the mortals the WC won’t, who has on multiple occasions murdered tens of thousands of innocents, both on WC orders and to protect Harry.

    Jim Butcher’s plots (an overarching series plot, a multiple book plot, a book plot, and minor subplots each novel) story telling, world building and characters are second to none.

    I could care less about his politics.

  33. >>Gene Wolfe I will give you, though I am not certain we can call him a contemporary author — born in the 1930s, he is contemporary to C.S. Lewis, RAH, and L’Engle.>>

    His new novel comes out in October. That makes him a contemporary writer.

    It’s not who you’re a contemporary of, it’s whether you’re writing/publishing in the current time.

    >>Tom Clancy? Seriously? That’s Stephanie Meyer level writing, at best. I read a couple of his books about ten years ago. They were pretty meh.>>

    Plus, no longer contemporary due to his death a couple years back. That’s still close to contemporary, though.

    >> I haven’t read Timothy Zahn. My local library has him — I’ll take a look.>>

    Try NIGHT TRAIN TO RIGEL. It’s the first in a very enjoyable series.

  34. Delurking – Some of Clancy’s stuff is phoned in, but some of it is fantastic. Net Force, The Hunt for Red October, or Without Remorse, for example.

    I liked Zhan’s Blackcollar works, and the Thrawn Trilogy single-handedly revived the Start Watts franchise.

    And yeah, “contemporary” is a bit odd for me, because most of what I’ve read is older than I am.

    Kurt Busiek – Baen cover art isn’t really my thing, either. But hey, literally judging a book by its cover… 😉

  35. “I actually don’t know the politics of many of the authors of fiction that I read. It’s not hugely important to me.”

    Oh, and this statement — I’m sorry, but what this signals, 99 times out of 100, is “I only read certain kinds of writers, and they *just* *happen* to be the kinds of writers whose politics I already agree with. Don’t know how that happens, but there we are!”

    It’s like the writers who say, “The gender of writers doesn’t matter to me! I just read writers I like!” Or “The color of writers doesn’t matter to me!” or whatever, and then, when you look at their bookshelves / reading list, eh voila! somehow they have read nothing but white guys. And when you point it out, they are just so astonished and offended.

    And it’s really not deliberate. They really did just read “writers they liked.” Odd how that meant writers just like them.

    What do I mean here? I mean if you never move past the same same — the writers you read when you were twelve, in other words — you will never discover that other kinds of writers can be good writers too.

    Read everything. Even if it upsets you, alarms you, disturbs you, shocks you at first. Even if it makes you say meh sometimes. (It’s why I read the second Tom Clancy. Maybe I was wrong!) Keep trying new stuff. And more new stuff.

    I read Milton, for instance! Yow, that was a ride. Well worth it, though.

    I even read Romances and Westerns now and then. I even read Stephanie Meyers — well, most of Twilight. It was too awful to finish.

    I even read John C. Wright. And I frequently read Vox Day’s horrible blog.

    I’m a far-left liberal, and an atheist, but I read Christian fiction, and Christian blogs, all the time. (You want to know where to find some good Christian fiction? It was written in the 1950s, in England.)

    Read everything.

  36. If the universe wants to deliver a latter-day Charles Williams, I would fall on their work with glad cries and talk it up no end.

  37. I’ll try the Hunt for Red October. Though it will have to be really good to change my opinion of Clancy.

  38. Also in response to RAH: “Males are not interested in being lectured when they are being entertained.”

    I’m a straight white male in his mid-20s. I’d like it if you didn’t tell me what I’m supposed to be interested in, thank you very much.

  39. >> Baen cover art isn’t really my thing, either. But hey, literally judging a book by its cover… ;)>>

    I don’t judge them, other than “That doesn’t look like something I’d want to read,” which is a judgment we all make when we’re deciding what to read.

    There’s a ton of stuff out there I don’t pick up and read; I can’t say whether it’s good or bad, because I haven’t read it. Just that it doesn’t look like it’s for me.

    And since the stuff that does look like it’s for me is currently piled so deep it’d take me several years to get through it all (plus they keep publishing new stuff, and I keep finding authors I haven’t heard of that I want to read)…

    …well, I try not to judge books by their covers, but I’m definitely willing to choose books by their packaging (including blurbs, excerpts, etc.).

  40. In exchange, y’all should read Eleanor Arnason, the best underrated feminist SF writer out there. Start with Woman of the Iron People.

  41. “I could care less about his politics.”

    Your paean to the Beauties of Butcher is all well and good, and even mostly correct in my opinion or I wouldn’t own most of the Dresden File books in hardcover.

    The next one won’t get my money, though, because while Butcher may be okay with accepting an award that was gamed on his behalf, I’m not okay with him being okay with accepting an award that was gamed on his behalf. If Lance Armstrong had won the Tour De France because his fans slipped diuretics or tranquilizers into the drinks of all his competitors, I would feel the same way I do about Armstrong doping himself to win. If you cheat to win, you’re a cheater; if you accept an award you only got because someone else kneecapped a bunch of your competition at the qualifying stage, enabling you to make it into the finals race, you are also a cheater.

    Remember how popular Tonya Harding was after her buddies tried to cripple her competition?

    Yeah, it’s like that.

  42. Delurking – I was quite serious about not knowing the politics of most of the authors I read, partially because it’s often hard to tell in fantasy and far-future SF. Heck, to this day I cannot parse what Heinlein actually believed. Asimov – same thing. People strongly disagree on the politics of the former, and I’ve never bothered to look at the latter.

    As for the gender or color of the authors – meh. The vast majority of works in which I generally take an interest (science fiction, fantasy, philosophy, political theory – preferably general) are written by people who are more-or-less white, and often male. It then come as no surprise to me that most of the authors I read are the same. I don’t see that as anything more than an accident of demographics. Which is another area of puppy contention, of course.

  43. Just poking my head through the door every so often and taking a quick look …

    So yes, has anyone pulled out hard numbers from anywhere but their own backsides when they claim so many new LGBT and women-centered and minority-centered books have come out?
    Actually, yes, though not in supreme detail. But I stumbled across this post by Anthony Vicino which points out that of the 2014 Locus awards for Sci-Fi and Fantasy, 90% of them feature a homosexual primary character. Which as he observes, is actually really, really high. And, this is my own conjecture here, but especially for a movement that claims it’s being misrepresented or marginalized.

    Make of that what you will.

    I haven’t read Timothy Zahn. My local library has him — I’ll take a look.
    Definitely, definitely do. Zahn was one of the reasons I became a writer in the first place. I’d heartily recommend The Icarus Hunt, which is my all-time favorite book, and even his early stuff, like Spinneret.

    Oh, and The Conquerers Trilogy if you can find it. Early, but rollicking good fun with some really good exploration into alien culture and society (honestly much better than a lot of modern aliens, who tend to be completely homogenous as a culture and fall into one of two areas—super alien for the sake of being weird and Sci-fi enough, or loosely-based approximations of less common earth demographics with a few changes made like Star Trek makeup).

  44. “I don’t judge them, other than “That doesn’t look like something I’d want to read,” which is a judgment we all make when we’re deciding what to read.”

    If it had been up to Baen’s covers I never would have read a Bujold book. I only picked up my first after Barrayar won a Hugo, because the award signaled potential value there. I’ve been a die-hard Dendarii ever since.

    This is one of the things that ticks me off so much about the Puppy Piddling. Until the holes the Puppies chewed in the Hugo process are patched, I can’t trust it as a recommendation of “something worth looking at” any more, because they’ve picked such terribly written exemplars of their taste. That’s not to say I’ve loved every author I’ve encountered due to the Hugo nominee and winner lists, but at least I never felt I completely wasted my time on any of them. Well, that assurance is out the window now, and I’m stocking up on rolled-up newspapers for Puppy Paddling because of it.

  45. ‘The market for stories that appeal to LGBT is very small.’

    You think LGBT readers don’t like action, adventure and milsf?

  46. ‘ if certain segments of people vote based, at least partly, on the politics or cultural values of the work or author.’

    Is that why he thinks he lost? Is he sure it wasn’t because the winner was a better writer?

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