Pixel Scroll 1/1/18 Scrolled Lang Syne

By JJ:

(1) MORE DESTRUCTION AHEAD.  Uncanny Magazine has announced that the special Disabled People Destroy Science Fiction issue will be open for submissions soon:

Reading period: January 15th, 2018 to February 15th, 2018. Please do not submit anything until January 15th. Emails containing submissions will be deleted. (Uncanny Magazine uses the Moksha submission system.)

Who can submit:

We welcome submission from writers who identify themselves as disabled. Identity is what matters for this issue. What kinds of disabilities? All of them. Invisible and visible. Physical disabilities, learning disabilities, intellectual disabilities, mental health disabilities, and neurodiversity.

Yes, even if your disability is a recently acquired one.

Yes, even if your disability is static, or if it isn’t.

Yes, even if you’ve had your disability since birth.

Yes, even if you use adaptive devices only SOME of the time.

Yes, you.

Reading Elsa’s essay “Disabled Enough” from our Kickstarter may help if you have any doubts.

So, if you identify as disabled across any of these definitions or others, we want to hear from you!

More submission details are located at the linked page; be sure to read them thoroughly and adhere to them when submitting.

(2) SUPERMOON TONIGHT.  January 1 is the second of a trio of supermoons within a 2-month period. EarthSky reports:

The first of two January 2018 full moons falls on the evening of January 1, 2018, for most of the Western Hemisphere (January 2 for the Eastern Hemisphere). This full moon comes only 4.5 hours after the moon reaches lunar perigee – the moon’s closest point to Earth in its monthly orbit. Thus this full moon presents the closest – and thereby the largest and brightest – supermoon of 2018.

Join the Virtual Telescope Project in Rome for an online viewing of the January 1, 2018 supermoon.

Additional details for optimal viewing are available at the link.

(3) ONE PARTY IS NOT ENOUGH.  The six astronauts aboard the ISS (International Space Station), who orbit Earth every 90 minutes, got to ring in the new year 16 times and see 16 sunrises and sunsets from 250 miles above Earth. ISS crewmembers Joe Acaba, Scott Tingle, Norishige Kanai, and Mark Vande Hei shared some of their favorite memories of ringing in a new year in a video:

NASA astronauts Barry Wilmore and Terry Virts also wished the people of Earth a Happy New Year in a video recorded from their post on the ISS. Watch it here on Space.com.

(4) WITH A HEART REINDEER.  Research scientist Janelle Shane created a neural network and fed it a database of ancient and modern Christmas Carols created by the Times of London with reader/neural net hobbyist Erik Svensson. Dr. Shane explains how the neural network teaches itself based on the examples it’s been given, and shares some of the results:

With a heart reindeer
But no more a stranger.
Santa baby, and Dancer, and Curry down

Happy Holiday
When the snowflakes will call the world wakes to bring
Glory bears and asses the air the angels sang
And Christmas tree

For some reason, the Sandman figures very prominently in the neural net’s Christmas mythology, despite having been mentioned in the dataset only once. Sometimes the neural net latches on to particular words for no reason I can see. Maybe it’s a Neil Gaiman fan.

The sandman bright before Him.
The holly bears a berry bears
And star in the snow is born today!

More examples appear at the link, and Shane invites readers who wish to see the, er… more risqué results to sign up to receive them.

(5) BOB YOU GET A SINGLE BLESSING ONLY.  And Botnik Studios revealed the results of their holiday newsletter predictive algorithm:

(a higher-res version can be read here)

(6) PARTLY CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF CATNIP.  Here’s what happens when you work for a TV station and you wear your ugly holiday sweater to work – your SJW Credentials take up meteorology reporting:

(7) LONG CAR TRIPS MUST BE FUN.  Professional photographer Josh Rossi shared his family holiday card:

(8) SJW CREDENTIALS HAVE STAFF.  We know who’s in charge here, and it’s not Mr. and Mrs. Scalzi.

Scalzi provides a different shot and the background for the installation in a blog post.

(9) PASSING THE TORCH SONIC SCREWDRIVER.  Past Worldcon chair Dave McCarty talks about the fannish Christmas gift he received in a Facebook post:

I sat my daughter down on my lap and explained to her about a TV show that I have loved since I wasn’t much older than she is right now.

I told her about Time Lords and Gallifrey and regeneration and time travel and companions and Cybermen and Daleks and the T.A.R.D.I.S.

I explained who The Doctor is and who he has been and how he always tries to help the people he finds.

I asked her if she’d like to watch the show with me tonight…

You’ll want to read the entire post.

(10) FORMULA FOR HAPPY HOLIDAYS.  Muslim author and educator Qasim Rashid shares his holiday greetings:


(11) SWATTING RESULTS IN TRAGIC DEATH.  On December 28, 28-year-old Andrew “Andy” Finch was killed when police officers in Wichita, Kansas responded to a 911 call about a hostage/murder situation, the Wichita Eagle reported.

On Twitter, more than a dozen people who identified themselves as being in the gaming community told The Eagle that a feud between two Call of Duty players sparked one to initiate a “swatting” call.

After news began to spread about what happened Thursday night, the people in the gaming community, through Twitter posts, pointed at two gamers.

“I DIDNT GET ANYONE KILLED BECAUSE I DIDNT DISCHARGE A WEAPON AND BEING A SWAT MEMBER ISNT MY PROFESSION,” said one gamer, who others said made the swatting call. His account was suspended overnight.

According to posts on Twitter, two gamers were arguing when one threatened to target the other with a swatting call. The person who was the target of the swatting gave the other gamer a false address, which sent police to a nearby home instead of his own, according to Twitter posts.

The FBI has confirmed to Wichita station KWCH’s Eyewitness News that they are assisting Wichita Police and Los Angeles Police in the investigation.

The Los Angeles Police Department confirms it’s arrested 25-year-old Tyler Barriss, of Los Angeles, in connection with Thursday night’s deadly “swatting” call in Wichita.

The LAPD says Barriss was arrested Friday afternoon.

Information from the City of Glendale, Calif. shows that in October 2015, Barriss was arrested in connection with making a bomb threat to ABC Studios in Glendale…

Attorney Charley O’Hara says there will probably be federal charges for the man accused of “swatting,” as well as state charges, because the FBI helped with the arrest.

O’Hara says smilar charges would include terrorist threat or threats to places or events like schools or concerts.

He says there are a lot of aspects to the case, both with the man who made the prank call and with the officer who fired the fatal shot.

“The person that made that call and made that report was obviously wrong, but also, we need to question if good judgement was used when they responded to that call,” O’Hara says. “Was that the correct way that we want our police officers or our law enforcement or the protectors of all of our safety to respond to situations like this?”

(12) STILL NOT FUNNY.   Business Insider, investigating the results of a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request, reveals that no charges were filed in the Gamergate investigation, despite FBI agents obtaining numerous confessions of death threats. Their exposé includes background on Gamergate, as well as redacted versions of investigation summaries.

The day before Halloween, FBI agents showed up at the home of a Massachusetts man linked to dozens of rape, bomb, and death threats targeting women involved in the video game scene. They believed he was a supporter of Gamergate, the militant online movement that wants to end feminist criticism of video games.

The man, whose name was kept confidential by the FBI, confessed: He told the agents that he was a “tech guy,” a qualified A++ coder, who played video games a lot and lived with his parents, according to a set of documents the FBI released on its investigation into Gamergate.

He told the agents that he hung out on 4chan, the notorious online image-posting board that – according to the FBI documents – has a history of hosting child pornography. He admitted that he had mocked the women who were targets of Gamergate threats on 4chan, calling one of them “a professional victim who exaggerated the threats.”

Then the agents showed him one of those threatening emails. The man said he had created a new email account specifically for the purpose of sending threats to Gamergate targets. He “admitted to sending the threatening email,” the FBI wrote in its report, and he “understood the email ‘looked really bad.'” Crucially, he also confessed that he knew it was a crime: The man “understood that it was a federal crime to send a threatening communication to anyone and will never do it again,” the FBI wrote.

Yet despite all that – an email trail, a confession, and an admission from the suspect that he knew he was breaking the law – the FBI let him go after the suspect said it was a “joke”.


  • Born January 1, 1922 – Jerry Robinson, Comics Illustrator (creator of Batman’s Robin)
  • Born January 1, 1938 – Frank Langella, Actor (star of 1979’s Dracula)
  • Born January 1, 1957 – Madolyn Smith Osborne, Actor (Caroline Floyd in 2010: The Year We Make Contact)
  • Born January 1, 1968 – Mark Lawrence, Author (The Broken Empire and The Red Queen’s War trilogies)
  • Born January 1, 1970 – Gabriel Jarret, Actor (Mitch Taylor in Real Genius)
  • Born January 1, 1972 – Catherine McCormack, Actor (Dr. Sonia Rand in A Sound of Thunder)

(14) GLORIOUS REFRACTION.  Brent Mckean, a photographer specializing in astrophotography, captured an amazing photo in Eastern Manitoba, Canada:

On Facebook he explains:

Several people with meteorological knowledge have advised that the atmospheric phenomena captured here are: a circumzenithal arc, a supralateral arc, an upper tangent arc (relatively rare), a 46 degree halo (pretty rare), a Parry arc, Parry supralateral arcs, a 22 degree halo, twin sun dogs (parhelia), partial parhelic circle, and an upper sun pillar. I also understand it is rare to see all of these during a single event.

(15) NOCON.  Newcon PDX, a fan convention for science fiction, video games, anime, comics, and cosplay, which was scheduled to take place from January 5-7, 2018 in Portland, Oregon, has been cancelled, says Director Michael Anderson:

I have to announce that Newcon 6 is cancelled.

Since 2011, Newcon has tried to give the area an inclusive convention that dips into subcultures beyond just anime and pop culture. Our amazing staff and attendees have made every year of Newcon an exceptionally fun experience, and I am heartbroken that we won’t be able to continue the tradition.

Due to a number of issues (some in our management’s control, and some out), our original venue stopped being an option for the event. For my part, I’m sorry. As anyone keeping up with the announcements on Facebook has seen, we were hoping to move the event to a new venue, but the offer was officially rescinded this afternoon. Without a venue, we have no pathway forward for the event to happen.

There has been a whirlwind of gossip thrown around about myself, my partner, our staff, and the convention. Early this year, our original venue choice was contacted and “warned” about Newcon and my management. I have no doubt that the individuals with a vendetta against Newcon did the same with our new venue choice. Now we see the fruits of their spite.

As the Northwest’s convention record shows, keeping conventions going is hard. It’s expensive, difficult to plan, and relies on incredible people working together. I want to thank every member of Newcon 6’s staff for all the incredible work they put in. Thousands of hours are going down the drain, and for that I am livid. I am aware of the calls for new ownership/directorship of Newcon PDX, and if the brand has any future I will make sure it is passed to someone divorced from any of the community hostility, who will carry on the spirit of what made the event special. I will not be involved in its future.

To our attendees, vendors, and artists, I’m sorry. I’m new to cancelling events, and doubly new to cancelling events this late in the game. All tickets will be refunded, and we’ll be working with guests, vendors, and artists to refund their investments in the convention. Please contact [email protected] with any concerns.

The northwest deserves a convention like Newcon. I am sorry that Newcon can’t be that convention.

(16) DOC BROWN HAS BEEN AT IT AGAIN.  After Stephen Callaghan’s 12-year-old daughter, Ruby, came home with the news that she’d been assigned to a girls-only group at school for a makeover in the library, while all the boys were going to be taken on a field trip to a local hardware store, he penned a letter to the principal at her Australian school:


I must draw your attention to a serious incident which occurred yesterday at your school where my daughter Ruby is a Year 6 student.

When Ruby left for school yesterday it was 2017 but when she returned home in the afternoon she was from 1968.

I know this to be the case as Ruby informed me that the “girls” in Year 6 would be attending the school library to get their hair and make-up done on Monday afternoon while the “boys” are going to Bunnings.

Are you able to search the school buildings for a rip in the space-time continuum? Perhaps there is a faulty Flux Capacitor hidden away in the girls toilet block?

I look forward to this being rectified and my daughter and other girls at the school being returned to this millennium where school activities are not divided sharply along gender lines.




(17) RESOLVED.  Grant Snider, who creates Incidental Comics, posted his suggestions for New Year’s Resolutions, some of which will certainly resonate with Filers.

(18) BIG BLUE MARBLE.  The Earth Science and Remote Sensing Unit at NASA’s Johnson Space Center counts down the top photos taken by NASA Astronauts aboard the International Space Station in 2017.

[Thanks to Jessica Jones, John Jacob Astor, J. Jonah Jameson, Janis Joplin, J.J. Abrams, Joan Jett, Jay Jay The Jet Plane, Jean-Jacques Leroy, John Joseph Adams, Jesse James, and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt for these stories. Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editors of the day bloodstone75 and RedWombat.]

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42 thoughts on “Pixel Scroll 1/1/18 Scrolled Lang Syne

  1. Happy New Year!

    (16) Did the Shoggoth take our time machine to Ruby’s school?

    (11) Given that the police know that swatting is a thing, they need to start taking that into account when responding to such calls. They can’t assume it’s safe, but they also can’t assume that it isn’t a dangerous hoax. Or even that the house they are approaching is even the intended target of the dangerous attack.

    The guy who made the call, the intended target who dared him to go through with it but provided a false address, and the cop who fatally shot an unarmed man who had nothing to do with the dispute and didn’t understand he was in a life-threatening situation all need to face serious charges. Yes, I know that’s wishful thinking with regard to the police officer.

  2. Fifth!

    A visit to a hardware store might possibly be educational, but how do they justify spending school funds on makeup?

  3. (13) From here in far-future 2018, I can report that there is no such movie as 2010: The Year We Make Contact. The movie is called simply 2010, unless Peter Hyams and/or MGM made new prints that say otherwise.

  4. gottacook: there is no such movie as 2010: The Year We Make Contact

    I’m aware of the dispute over whether the title caption from the movie poster actually constitutes part of its title, but I opted for clarity in the birthday listing, because 2010 by itself just looks like a year of birth or death or other event, rather than a title.

  5. SamJ:

    if the make up / hair / nails day was about learning those skills for a career then it could be educational.

    Looking good is important for women in all careers, and therefore proper makeup is important for women in all careers. Imagine if our female colleagues come to work with too much make-up, looking like harlots? Or *shudder* with no make-up at all? That would be a spectacle indeed. What, our beloved 1950s would become a 21st century dystopia.

    (That said, school is supposed to teach general life-skills as well as specifically career-related skills. There’s also a case to be made for “teambuilding”-type activities among the students. So a day of “lighter”, non-academic activities is not necessarily wrong. But the gender split here is weird.)

    (I’m a bit disappointed that the preview time machine is not working today. That would have been perfect.)

  6. @JohanP lolz.

    Just to clarify in case of misunderstanding I am a woman (Sam for Samantha). And I have family members who’ve made a career out of hair and make up and family members and myself who mostly chose no make up for work. There was no sexism intended in my comment.

  7. 2) A wee bit cold here for supermoon viewing and photography. But the good news, it’ll come around in its orbit again…

    9) Brilliant!

  8. @Bookworm1389 A visit to a hardware store might possibly be educational, but how do they justify spending school funds on makeup?

    Makeup is a skill, so surely the question is why they thought walking round a shop would be educational?

  9. 16) I have these cool nail polish stamps at home, bought an enormous kit of them. Steampunk, ghosts, monsters, sjw credentials. Of all the stupid gender rules, the one that nail polish is supposed to be a female thing is one of things that irritates me the most. Nail polish is cool!

    They should have sent everyone to learn how to do their nails.

  10. Er…nobody’s noticed that according to the scrolldate, we’re starting 2017 all over again?

  11. (11) Also, why would you give any kind of address to someone threatening to SWAT you? Is this one of those macho, testosterone-swollen “go ahead, make my day” kinds of responses? What a dumbass. Both of them should be charged with manslaughter.

  12. [6] I have long contended that TV weathermen should wear chroma green, so that we can see more of the map. I hope they’ll take the hint and change.

    [12] A joke? Jesus, what does it take to get our law enforcement officers to recognize a deadly and malicious threat? Does somebody have to die?
    [11] Oh. I guess that doesn’t do it, either.

    Scrollward, into the past!

  13. @6:
    secondary villain: Whass this one?
    Scotty: It’s gleen.

    @11: gotta love that sense of responsibility….

    @12: so, no deaths no foul? Is the FBI even watching to make sure this wart doesn’t start another mask account? I love the assessment that the FBI was out of its depth in cybercrime; decades after the Steve Jackson foofaraw they still don’t have anybody with a clue in-house?

    @Johan P: specifically, a “team-building” exercise that divides the genders isn’t much of a build.

    @Ghostbird: depends on what happened during the walk. If someone thought do-it-yourselfers were a dying breed, a few hours of “this is an X [that you don’t have but can get easily]; you can do Y with it” would be constructive. Of course, it would be just as constructive for XX as for XY (says the man whose future spouse asked him to buy her a Swiss army knife and (IIRC) a drill…).

  14. Bonnie McDaniel: Er…nobody’s noticed that according to the scrolldate, we’re starting 2017 all over again?

    I sent Mike a correction request not long after he posted this for me (noticing it only after it was posted — as you do, despite having looked at it 783 times before hitting “send”), but he’d had a really long day, and I suspect that he’s getting some very-much-needed rest right now.

    I’m sure he’ll notice my e-mail with the AUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!! in the Subject: line once he awakens and has the chance to check his Inbox. 😉

  15. Bonnie McDaniel: why would you give any kind of address to someone threatening to SWAT you? Is this one of those macho, testosterone-swollen “go ahead, make my day” kinds of responses? What a dumbass. Both of them should be charged with manslaughter.

    That was exactly my thought — that the address-giver should be charged as an accessory to a wrongful death.

    I read in a different article that the SWATter was actually hired to do the SWATting by the other gamer involved in the dispute, so there is evidently a third person who should be charged for culpability.

  16. Kip W: A joke? Jesus, what does it take to get our law enforcement officers to recognize a deadly and malicious threat? Does somebody have to die? Oh. I guess that doesn’t do it, either.

    I am still so, so angry that FBI investigators let a man whom they had linked to DOZENS of rape, bomb, and death threats — felony crimes — just walk away. Those investigators should be experiencing severe career repercussions for their incompetence. 🙁

  17. Here’s a place that’s colder than where you are right now. Click on one of the 360° views and walk about Scott’s hut. Just don’t mess with anything. There are fines for that sort of thing.

    I was just looking at that padlock. Imagine stumbling across the frozen wastes and getting to that door, and there’s a lock on it. Still, imagine living inside it and not having a lock.

  18. @ Chip Hitchcock: I think the Steve Jackson raid was Secret Service?

    In general, if I have to invent (ahem, I mean “give”) a US address, I always claim 1060 West Addison, Chicago, IL. If some people seem to find the address familiar, there’s a reason for that.

  19. Didn’t a swatting take place in an early Neil Stephenson or William Gibson novel?

  20. @Ingvar: Yes, the Steve Jackson raid was Secret Service. Bruce Sterling’s “The Hacker Crackdown” is a great book on the subject by the way, and available at Project Gutenberg with Sterling’s permission http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/101

    I recognize that address, of course.

  21. @Darren: Possibly in Cryptonomicon or Virtual Light?

    There’s a SWATting in “Ethan of Athos”

  22. JJ: I understand where you’re coming from regarding 2010, but it would then follow that a few other genre titles ought to be similarly amplified, such as 1984: The One with John Hurt, or perhaps 2012: The Year of the Nasty Weather.

  23. I admit the makeup stuff could be useful if they actually taught the students how to do things, rather than do it for them. I do remember taking an optional lecture on formal table manners in school – it was good for my self confidence if nothing else.

    Even disregarding malicious Swatting, there are a ton of false reports made to the police. Five nights ago, someone called in gunshots fired on the street next to ours (it was fireworks) Police really need to be better about responding to calls.

  24. A shame that the media still seems to spell asshole “gamer”.
    I’ve been a gamer for nearly forty years. Never tried to set armed trigger happy cops on an innocent.

  25. 2010 is now being marketed as “2010: The Year We Make Contact”.


    (Don’t know what the title says when you play that video. But then, I’m still firmly of the opinion that the Star Wars film I saw–numerous times–in 1977 was simply called “Star Wars”, no matter what they call it now. I also still think Pluto is a planet.)

  26. @NickPheas A shame that the media still seems to spell asshole “gamer”.

    It’s also what the assholes call themselves. The implicit claim that they’re everyone who plays games – or at least everyone who matters – is intentional, and part of the package.

    (I’d love to re-frame the problem of SWATing as “the police will shoot pretty much anyone on the flimsiest excuse because they’re allowed to get away with it”, but it’s a tough sell to people who don’t expect to ever be on the wrong end of a police officer.)

  27. Nickpheas comments #NotAllGamers. “A shame that the media still seems to spell asshole “gamer”…”. That is, unfortunately, a long-time truism: We did it with “Muslim”, we did it with “frat boys”, the last few years have done it to “police”, and the elections of the last year (Trump, Roy Moore, etc.) did it to “evangelicals”. It’s so common, we have a proverb about it: “A few bad apples spoils the bunch”, a phrase that goes back at least to Shakespeare. How long that viewpoint about such a group lasts depends on several things, including how many bad apples there are (the gamer community seems to have a fairly substantial number of them) and also on how the good apples respond, both to the community at large and to the bad apples amongst them.

  28. gottacook: it would then follow that a few other genre titles ought to be similarly amplified, such as 1984: The One with John Hurt, or perhaps 2012: The Year of the Nasty Weather.

    No, it wouldn’t. Neither of those subtitles appeared on the official posters and marketing for those movies; neither of those subtitles has come into common usage by wikis, movie reviewers and review websites, or e-commerce sites which sell movies.

    However, if I happen to be doing a guest Scroll on June 28, you may get “2012: We Were Warned”. 🙂

  29. They really do need to update it, though, to “2010–The Year We Make Contact But Not the Jodie Foster One Because That One Was 1997.”

  30. No, it wouldn’t. Neither of those subtitles appeared on the official posters and marketing…
    Yes, I know – I was just unsuccessfully trying to be funny.

    2010 was an odd one – enjoyable from moment to moment in the theater, but utterly unmemorable a half hour afterward. And the amplification of U.S./Soviet tensions (relative to Clarke’s novel) does the movie no favors in retrospect.

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