Pixel Scroll 2/23/24 (This Is) A Fine Paranormal Romance

(1) PROLOGUE. Daniel Dern is champing at the bit to explain today’s Scroll title “(This Is) A Fine Paranormal Romance”.

Deets: Via the Kern & Fields song “A Fine Romance”, “…written for the musical film, Swing Time, where it was co-introduced by Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.”

Here’s that video clip:

And one of my favorite recordings by Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong who have several great duets albums/CD/etc’s!

(2) GAIMAN AUCTION. Courtesy of Gary Farber, a gift link to the New York Times story “Neil Gaiman on the Collectibles He’s Auctioning”. Many pictures of comics and other art.

… Gaiman will donate part of the auction proceeds to the Hero Initiative, which is an emergency fund for comics creators, and the Authors League Fund, which benefits writers in financial hardship; he will also give living artists whose work sells part of the proceeds. The items are on display at Heritage Auctions in Dallas, and bidding starts on Friday.

More than 100 pieces are up for sale, and Gaiman pointed to some highlights….

The whole shooting match can be seen at Heritage Auctions. The card uses a piece of art by Mike Kaluta.

(3) EATING THE FANTASTIC. Scott Edelman invites listeners to snack on sushi with Ray Nayler in Episode 219 of the Eating the Fantastic podcast.

Ray Nayler

Nayler is the author of the Locus Award-winning debut novel The Mountain in the Sea, which was also a finalist for the Nebula Award and the L.A. Times Book Awards’ Ray Bradbury Award for Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Speculative Fiction. He began publishing speculative fiction in 2015 in Asimov’s, and since then, his stories have appeared in ClarkesworldAnalogThe Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, Lightspeed, ViceNightmare, and other magazines. His story “Yesterday’s Wolf” won the 2022 Clarkesworld Readers’ poll, and the same year, his story “Muallim” won the Asimov’s Readers’ Award, his story “Father”, in French translation, won the Bifrost readers’ award, and his novelette “Sarcophagus” was a finalist for the Theodore Sturgeon Award.

In addition to his speculative fiction, Ray has published in many other genres, from mainstream literary fiction to comics. Those have appeared in Ellery QueenCrimewaveHardboiledCemetery DanceDeathrealmQueen’s Quarterly, the Berkeley Fiction Review, and other journals. He’s also a widely published poet, with work in the Atlanta Review, the Beloit Poetry JournalWeaveJukedAble MuseSentence, and many more. He is currently Diplomatic Fellow and Visiting Scholar at the Institute for International Science and Technology Policy at The George Washington University.

We discussed how his time living outside the U.S. helped him become a better science fiction writer, why he feels the greatest effect of having written The Mountain in the Sea was a culinary one, the reason we agree our favorite part of writing is rewriting, the sad results of his accidental Facebook experiment, whether his mammoth memory behavior is based on scientific facts or is purely speculative, why we’ll likely never be able to truly resurrect extinct species, how changes in culture can affect evolution, the train trip where he received career advice from a stranger he didn’t realize was Neil Gaiman, why we aren’t totally in control of our writing destines, how he’s haunted by the ghost of an alternate version of himself, plus much more.

(4) RADIO FREE FANDOM. Chris Barkley must feel like he’s reached the top of Mt. Olympus – he and Jason Sanford were interviewed for NPR’s “Morning Edition”. Listen here: “The Hugo Awards scandal has shaken the sci-fi community”.

And the dynamic duo were interviewed for the Retro Rockets podcast “RetroRockets With Chris Barkley & Jason Sanford”.

(5) SHOCKED THAT ‘YEET’ IS NOT IN MY ARCHAIC LANGUAGE DICTIONARY. [Item by Anne Marble.] We all need some lighter discourse. Here is a great response (from author Moniza Hossain) to another “hot take.”

The book in question “That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf” by Kimberly Lemming. She is a Black author who has been building her brand. And clearly has a great sense of humor.

She is aware of the recent posts and has a fun response here. It turns out that the “Yeet” title is actually the fault of people who criticized her for using modern language in her fantasy novels.

Another reaction:

(6) MY LITTLE PONY UNDER SUSPICION IN RUSSIA. “Moscow Police Investigated a ‘My Little Pony’ Convention for Alleged LGBTQ+ Propaganda”Them.us has the story.

This past weekend, the organizers of a My Little Pony convention in Moscow shut down the festivities early after police were called to investigate the event for alleged “LGBTQ propaganda.”

As the Associated Press reported, the organizers of Mi Amore Fest posted to the Russia social media site VK on Sunday, writing that police had received a complaint about the event promoting “non-traditional relationships and related symbols, adult content for minors, and general horror and darkness.”

Police were unable to find any confirmation of these allegations, but asked for the convention to be shut down a few hours early on Saturday, according to the post. The organizers additionally chose to end the event even earlier than the police asked, after hearing unconfirmed reports of additional officers heading to the venue, per the Associated Press. Both attendees and organizers were able to leave without incident.

My Little Pony has minimal canonical LGBTQ+ representation, but the franchise has been the subject of some scrutiny in Russia, especially in the wake of the country’s recent ruling against anti-LGBTQ+ “propaganda.” In November, Russia’s Supreme Court ruled that the “international public LGBT movement” is an “extremist organization,” and banned all forms of related activism (which includes displaying LGBTQ+ “paraphernalia or symbols”). Shortly after the ruling was issued, the Russian streaming service Kinopoisk changed its age rating for My Little Pony to 18+, according to Pink News. (There has been speculation that the change was due to the character Rainbow Dash, who has a rainbow-colored mane and tail. )…

(7) MORE ON MARK MERLINO. At Dogpatch Press, Patch O’Furr is “Remembering Mark Merlino (1952-2024), a founder and soul of furry fandom” with a well-researched tribute.

…After 5 decades at the heart of it all, Mark’s elder health problems led to hospitalization at the new year in 2024. He was lovingly supported by friends and partners and a crowdfund until he passed away on February 20. Anime, furry, and brony networks lit up with condolences from around the world while the name Mark Merlino trended on social media next to mainstream celebrities.

He is survived by partners including Rod, and Changa who joined them for 28 years. They were united by love and creativity, but as queer people, their relationship was fundamental to the acceptance and expression that aligns many furries with queer culture. Fandom may be a hobby, but it’s also a way to show identity, and theirs was the soul of what furries are.

Mark contributed stories to Dogpatch Press. With eyes on the future, his 2022 look at Furality featured its hugely successful 15,000 attendance. He also wrote 2020’s A brief history of the Cartoon/Fantasy Organization, America’s first anime fan club. Then there were meetings in person….

(8) NIKLAUS WIRTH (1934-2024). The New York Times pays tribute to the creator of the Pascal programming language, who died January 1: “Niklaus Wirth, Visionary Software Architect, Dies at 89”.

…In 1970, while teaching at the Swiss university ETH Zurich, Dr. Wirth released Pascal, the programming language that powered early Apple computers and initial versions of applications like Skype and Adobe Photoshop. He also built one of the first personal computers and was instrumental in helping a Swiss start-up commercialize the mouse. (The start-up, Logitech, became one of the world’s largest makers of computer accessories.)

The Association for Computing Machinery honored Dr. Wirth in 1984 with the Turing Award, often referred to as the Nobel Prize of computing. Other recipients have included Tim Berners-Lee, the inventor of the World Wide Web, and Vinton G. Cerf, who wrote the code that powers communication on the internet.

For Dr. Wirth, simplicity was paramount in computing, and he created Pascal — named after Blaise Pascal, the 17th-century French mathematician and calculator inventor — as a simpler alternative to languages like BASIC, which he deemed too cumbersome.

BASIC forced programmers to “jump all over the place, writing spaghetti code,” Philippe Kahn, a former student of Dr. Wirth’s who later founded several tech companies, told the New York Times reporter Steve Lohr in an interview for his book “Go To” (2001), a history of software.

“Pascal forced people to think clearly about things and in terms of data structures,” Mr. Kahn said. He added: “Wirth’s influence is extremely deep because so many of the people who were taught in real computer science programs learned Pascal. It was the language of classical thinking in computing.”…

(9) PAMELA SALEM (1944-2024). Actress Pamela Salem, who had James Bond film and Doctor Who roles on her resume, died February 21 reports Deadline.

… She played Bond’s secretary Miss Moneypenny in Sean Connery’s 1983 film Never Say Never Again

Salem made guest appearances in Doctor Who as Professor Rachel Jensen, first appearing in 1988’s Remembrance of the Daleks episodes with Sylvester McCoy’s seventh Doctor.

She reprised the character in Counter-Measures, a Big Finish audio spin-off series. The more recent story in the series, The Dalek Gambit, was released in 2020.

She also guest starred in Big Finish’s The Fourth Doctor Adventures (reunited with Tom Baker) and then reprised the role of Toos in The Robots.

Other screen roles included 1978 crime film The Great Train Robbery and The West Wing, in which she featured as fictional UK prime minister Maureen Graty. ER and Blake’s 7 were also notable credits.

(10) TODAY’S BIRTHDAY.

[Written by Cat Eldridge.]

Born February 23, 1932 Majel Barrett Roddenberry. (Died 2008.) Majel Barrett. Number One.  Nurse Chapel. Computer. Betazoid. Widow of a Centauri emperor. 

She first appeared in the initial Trek pilot, “The Cage” as the Enterprise’s first officer. Number One, as she was called, is a title that was from there forwarded through the Trek universes, though not as their only name usually. 

Majel Barrett as Nurse Chapel

Even before she was cast in this role, she was already involved with Roddenberry. So every reliable Trek source agrees that the network executives were extremely, well, pissed off that the girlfriend of a married man was cast in a series they were going to be broadcasting. So she had to go. And hence we got Spock instead.

So instead she was cast as Christine Chapel, a nurse, one assumes more to the least grumbling acceptance of the network bosses. (Though some Trek sources claimed they were still extremely annoyed at her presence in the series. Idiots.) Chapel made her first appearance the revised script of “The Naked Time.” Of the seventy-nine episodes, she would appear in twenty-five of them. I think she was in some of the films but I can’t confirm that and it’s been too long for me to remember if that’s true.

I said Computer above, and yes she provided the voice of the computer system starting off with the original series, but it continued on from there to include the computers of Next Generation and Voyagers ships, the Deep Space Nine station and the ships in these films — GenerationsFirst Contact, InsurrectionNemesis, and J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek reboot, Star Trek. She also reprised her role as a shipboard computer’s voice in two episodes of the prequel series Enterprise

Then there’s Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Riix, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed who is also, Goddess help us, the Betazoid ambassador to the Federation. I’ll admit that I never warmed to her character, but then Picard didn’t really either. Mother of Deanna (who I felt they never played right), it’s a role that just never sat right with me.

She made just six appearances here and three on Deep Space Nine.

She appeared, live or animated, in her lifetime in nearly all series that were produced.

She got cast in other Roddenberry productions, too. She appeared as Primus Dominic in Genesis II pilot; as Dr. Bradley in The Questor Tapes and as Lilith the housekeeper in the Spectre pilot. 

She also appeared in Michael Crichton’s Westworld as Miss Carrie.

Remember Earth: Final Conflict?  She played the character Dr. Julianne Belman in it. Well she stitched it together from notes that Roddenberry left after his death and she executive produced it. 

Finally in a role I thought was pitch perfect she was in the Babylon 5 “Point of No Return” as Lady Morella, the widow of the Centauri emperor and she was psychic. Her role which was used to set-up a major story line.

I could go on, but I don’t think I will. 

So what’s your favorite story about her?

(11) COMICS SECTION.

  • Eek! suggests I was wrong when I assumed superhero sidekicks were independent contractors.

Tom Gauld has new cartoons.

(12) JEOPARDY! [Item by David Goldfarb.] Today’s first round of the Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions had a whole category in the Double Jeopardy round.

First, in the Jeopardy round, there was this:

1960’s Fiction, $200: The Mrs. W’s (Whatsit, Who, and Which) are guides through the universe in this Madeleine L’Engle classic

Suresh Krishnan asked: “What is ‘A Wrinkle in Time’?”

Then in Double Jeopardy we had Pop Culture Dragons. Introducing the category, Ken Jennings quipped, “Not like the real ones.” I’ll present the clues in the order the contestants encountered them.

$1600: In a series of books by Cressida Cowell, this son of Stoick the Vast can speak Dragons & learns to train a dragon

Triple stumper: nobody knew this was Hiccup.

$2000: A Daily Double, found by Suresh, who wagered $3000. (All his money).

Falkor the white Luck Dragon helps Atreyu in this epic fantasy film from Wolfgang Petersen

Suresh did not come up with “The Neverending Story”.

The contestants then went through every clue in every other category before coming back to this one.

$400: Stuff the Magic Dragon is the name of the mascot for the NBA team that plays home games in this city

Emily Sands said, “What is Orlando?” (The team would be the Orlando Magic.)

$800: After killing the Ender Dragon in this “blockbuster” video game, players receive a dragon egg as a trophy

Matthew Marcus: “What is Minecraft?”

$1200: Instead of a standard written clue, we saw a picture of a group of musicians standing in front of a backdrop labeled with logos, reading things like “Golden Gods”, “Fireball”, and “Hammer”. Ken read the clue: 

Where Dragons Dwell” is a swell song from this band that took its name from the Japanese word for Godzilla.

Suresh tried, “What is Gorillaz?” but this was wrong. Matthew got it right with, “What is Gojira?”

(13) WHEN ZINES WALKED THE EARTH. [Item by Daniel Dern.]  Warning: There are no sff fanzines in exhibit. “When Zines Walked the Earth” at the New York Times. “An extraordinary exhibition of dissident and countercultural takes at the Brooklyn Museum shows the power of the copy machine….”

The curators of “Copy Machine Manifestos: Artists Who Make Zines” at the Brooklyn Museum, the art historians Branden Joseph and Drew Sawyer, define them as low-budget, limited-circulation publications (short for “magazine” or “fanzine”) that are not political pamphlets or countercultural newspapers.

The show’s territory starts in 1969, coinciding with the widening availability of photocopy machines, and runs to the present.

Daniel Dernnotes the obvious: SF fanzines clearly predate all this. Aside from the obvious — “starts in 1969” — I’m not seeing any mention of (mimeo or spirit) duplicators, enchanted or otherwise. IIRC, I was introduced to (sf) fanzines early ’60s, by a friend/fan from camp, Ed Reed.

Copy Machine Manifestos: Artists Who Make Zines. Through March 31, Brooklyn Museum, 200 Eastern Parkway, Brooklyn, 718-501-6354, brooklynmuseum.org.

(14) CHINA SCHEME FOR HARASSING DISSIDENTS. “Leaked document trove shows a Chinese hacking scheme focused on harassing dissidents”NPR has the story.

A large trove of more than 500 sensitive technical documents posted online anonymously last week details one Chinese technology company’s hacking operations, target lists and marketing materials for the Chinese government.

The majority of the operations appear to be focused on surveilling and harassing dissidents who publicly criticize the Chinese government, including on global social media platforms like X, formerly known as Twitter.

Target lists reveal victims from at least 14 governments from Pakistan to Australia, as well as academic institutions, pro-democracy organizations in places like Hong Kong, as well as the military alliance NATO. The company was also bidding for work to surveil the minority Uyghur population in Xinxiang, a broader Chinese government program that major global human rights’ organizations around the world have heavily criticized. There are even pictures of custom devices used for spying, such as a recording device disguised as a power bank….

(15) BENNU BITS. “First Look at Asteroid Hints It’s a Fragment of a Lost Ocean World” says Science Alert.

NASA scientists are just getting started in their analysis of fragments brought back from the Bennu asteroid, and the early indications are that the material it contains originated from an ancient ocean world.

That assumption is based on the phosphate crust detected on the asteroid. The calcium and magnesium-rich phosphate mineral has never been seen before on meteorites – those small space rocks that make it through our atmosphere and down to Earth.

The mineral’s chemistry bears an eerie resemblance to that found in vapor shooting from beneath the icy crust of Saturn‘s moon, Enceladus….

[Thanks to Chris Barkley, Cat Eldridge, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, Gary Farber, Kathy Sullivan, Steven French, Mike Kennedy, Andrew Porter, and John King Tarpinian for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Daniel Dern.]


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49 thoughts on “Pixel Scroll 2/23/24 (This Is) A Fine Paranormal Romance

  1. @10
    Not a comment on her acting talent, or contributions to the series, but Gene Roddenberry casting her was incredibly unprofessional, even by the standards of 1960s Hollywood. Particularly for a series that barely got green-lit and needed all the good will it could muster.

    Gene was a great ideas man, and a passible producer, but by many accounts not a great human being on a personal or professional level. Much like George Lucas his cultural mark was largely secured by the talented people around him. Sometimes having to fight him every step of the way.

  2. (8) NIKLAUS WIRTH (1934-2024).

    Pascal was one of the first languages I learned, and I still love it to this day. It’s one of the few languages which, when well-programmed, can be read almost like English by a non-programmer. Vale, Wirth.

  3. (5) I’m not a romance reader, but that title actually tempts me to read the book. But can the text live up to that level of awesome?

  4. (5) Guess who bought two Kimberly Lemming books at her local Barnes & Noble today? (And a Fig and Brie Stuffed Pretzel and a huge Pistachio Cream Cold Brew …)

    So I might be staying up after my bedtime tonight.

    (6) I think this sort of thing is why … certain… Americans side with the current regime in Russia nowadays. They, too, want to punish LGBTQ people, and they’re doing so vicariously by cheering on that regime. They call it “family values.” (The Five Families perhaps?)

    (10) One of my fondest memories of Majel Barrett Roddenberry is the abridged “Q-in-Law” audiobook she recorded with John de Lancie, where she played Lwaxana Troi and he played Q. It’s available on Libro FM, so you can support your favorite indie bookstore by buying it.

  5. (8) Two things: first, his version of Pascal HAD NO I/O. That was added very early by Borland in turbo Pascal. And the other… he used to joke that Europeans referred to him by name, while Americans referred to him by value.
    Birthday – Roddenbury could be a jerk. I read about him introducing Majel to Nichelle. Who he’d been sleeping with, at least in the story I read. But… he’d been in a real war, and didn’t want that in his shows, which I appreciate.
    (13) So, no hectograph, either.

  6. (8) I grok that typos happen, but does it have to say “Nikalus” in the bold header?

    I, too, was taught (Turbo) Pascal, and enjoyed it… way back in the 90es. Perhaps I should try it again.

  7. (4) Fans getting mainstream attention for good fannish work. Delightful and a bit scary.

    (5) Aaaannnd, Mainstream people who think too well of themselves judging a book by its title and genre, predictably.

    (6) Oh, is Russia terrified of rainbows, too?

    (10) Lwaxana Troi was a bit over the top for me. Otherwise, I liked her in all those roles.

  8. @ Nancy Sauer

    Be sure to read the trigger warnings on her books first. Yes, I know people hate the term “trigger warnings.” But from what I understand, like many monster romances, some of her books have … unusual … sexual content. Most reviews say that her books are funny, sexy, and light, but some readers were put off by the content.

    Still, I’m guessing that her books are less “out there” than that monster romance with the spider-like alien hero I read months ago. 😉

  9. 6) and the responses above:

    I have it on dubious authority that both the political right here, and the political powers in Russia, shake their fists at the sky when they see a rainbow, while shouting, “How dare they exist!”

    They have no idea, because they shun science and the scientific method, that rainbows are and have always been (since Earth got its atmosphere) light refracted through the atmosphere.

    One other similarity: both claim red as their color, which, curiously enough, appears two times in the rainbow, ounce as visible red, and once as infrared.

    Also, the “red planet” Mars is associated with war, if you believe Gustav Holst.

    Curioser and curioser!

  10. (6) Heaven only knows what they would make of Barney the Dinosaur. Teaching people to be nice? That’s gotta be wrong.

    (8) The first programming language I learned in college was Wirth’s implementation of Algol, Algol W. The following year we studied Pascal from Wirth’s book, but assignments continued to be in Algol because a Pascal compiler wasn’t available. Gary Klimowisz was testing an experimental compiler from the University of Waterloo, imaginatively named Waterloo Pascal, but it wasn’t ready for general use.

  11. (8) Vale Niklaus Wirth. I never learned Pascal, but I have strong memories of reading bits of Pascal code (or maybe pseudo-code) in a book about the development of the 1985 computer game Balance of Power.

    (I did learn Modula-2, another of Wirth’s many programming languages.)

  12. 5) Pfft. As if fantasy novel language had to adhere to a flowery (and dead wrong) nineteenth century stereotype of How Ye Medievals Spake.

    Pseudo-archaic language is often used as a distancing mechanism — and often badly (see also how Chinese names and speaking have often been treated in translation). It’s not a requirement in fantasy.

    This sounds like Still More of the Same Old Misogyny(TM) attacking romance novels, especially those written by WoC, in a genre dominated by women

  13. 5) So, it just clicked (it is early and I am pre-coffee) that I am presently reading Peter S. Beagle’s luminous and heartbreaking classic fantasy novel The Last Unicorn and guess what?

    It is CHOCK FULL of modern lingo and references!

    The Last Unicorn is rated in the top 5 “All-Time Best Fantasy Novels” according to a Locus reader poll. It’s impeccable.

    Whatever these person’s beeves with Kimberly Lemming’s books, that she uses modern slang is no honest grounds for criticism.

  14. 13) I once worked in a library with a collection of ephemeral Tolkien fan ‘zines from as early as. I am pretty sure, the 1950s, immensely fragile, filed next to their collection of Civilian Conservation Corps ‘zines, purple ink on cheap paper from, like the 1930s. (not sure if those would count though)

  15. Peace Is My Middle Name says The Last Unicorn is rated in the top 5 “All-Time Best Fantasy Novels” according to a Locus reader poll. It’s impeccable.

    The Author’s Preferred Edition of this is now out, and given the still fragile finances of Peter following the utter pillaging of his bank accounts by his Rat Bastard of a manager (who threatened to sue me for calling him that) purchasing this edition would be a Nice Thing to Do as we won the Court case but that recover anything.

    (I’m the holder of his internet domains.)

  16. 6) “… general horror and darkness.” Yes, this is certainly what I think of when I hear the phrase “My Little Pony.” [/sarcasm]

    This is one reason why the much-vaunted efficiency of authoritarian/fascist/totalitarian states is largely a myth. Every person-hour devoted to vetting things for political orthodoxy is one that’s not being used for anything actually productive or useful.

  17. Time ran out before I mentioned that his last novel is coming out on May 24th, I’m Afraid You’ve Got Dragons, on Saga Press. It’s in a hardcover edition at $26.99.

    It was started, oh I think nearly twenty years back according to what I see on Green Man then the Rat Bastard got involved and completely botched it in the period when, despite having less writing talent than any of your cats have they’re shitting, claimed he could be Peter’s co-writer of, so he rewrote it. Horribly. Utterly horribly.

    He even claimed he’d helped write the first novel Peter published, A Fine and Private Place which was before he met Peter. Which was obviously utter bullshit.

    Did I mention he got sued for elder abuse of Peter? And lost?

    Deborah Grabrien, his friend, editor and author of the Haunted Ballad series I’ve mention here spent much of her time during the Pandemic as she also lives in the Bay Area getting it back into shape. Awesome woman I count as a friend.

    I’ll definitely listen to it once it’s an audiobook as Saga Press will no doubt do that.

    It’s a good thing I didn’t add this to the my previous comment, isn’t it?

  18. (12) In The Neverending Story, the name of the dragon in the original German was Fuchur. I guess they decided that wouldn’t sound so good in an English-language kids’ movie.

  19. @mark: “(8) Two things: first, his version of Pascal HAD NO I/O. That was added very early by Borland in turbo Pascal. ”

    (a) Turbo Pascal didn’t come out until 1983, a full 13 years into Pascal’s lifespan, and by then there were many other implementations in widespread use (including, for example, Apple Pascal as used to write the early Wizardry games). (b) It certainly did have I/O (how else are you going to get the results of a computation out?), but the initial I/O model was over-specialized and less useful in practice than Wirth had hoped, see forex this 1975 retrospective https://dl.acm.org/doi/pdf/10.1145/800027.808421 (file discussion starts page 26).

  20. Pascal was the first programming language I learned in school, at a high school in Richardson, Texas, in the 1980s that had just gotten its first classroom of personal computers.

    It was a nice gateway to programming but curiously I never used it again for anything.

  21. Number One, as she was called, is a title that was from there forwarded through the Trek universes, though not as their only name usually.

    This is like saying that STAR TREK invented the terms “bridge” and “torpedo” and “Captain.”

    “Originally, the second-in-command was usually referred to as the first lieutenant (or as “number one”), although it is becoming more common to hear the term XO.”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_officer

  22. I was using Oregon Software Pascal in the mid-80s. It came out of the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (OMSI). I/O existed, but required some work by the programmer.

  23. @Carl: Some Christians used to point to the rainbow as a sign from God, that He wouldn’t send another flood like the one in Noah’s time. I’ve seen anti-gay Christians complain that the LGBTQ+ community had “stolen” the rainbow from them, and that they “couldn’t” buy cards or wrapping paper with rainbows. sigh

    We didn’t put the rainbow there, and there won’t stop being rainbows if they outlaw painting them on crosswalks. (I am not making this up.)

  24. To belabor a point already very well made, in The Last Unicorn Beagle is deliberately inserting modern language (and a modern viewpoint) into classic fantasy tropes, for a humorous effect. Early Zelazny is full of the same technique, for example Lord of Light, and it has only gotten more common since.

    [sarcasm]Clearly an awful thing to do. Next thing you know people will be rewriting fairy tales or something[/sarcasm]

  25. P.S. Now that I think about it, Twain did the same thing with A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, although he had to introduce time travel to do it. And I am not even going to mention Monty Python.

  26. 8) As a former software engineer, I still love Pascal. But it was not simpler than BASIC, it was more ELEGANT than BASIC.

    14) Are we having another pile on China day? Where’s the story about Tennesee passing a law making it fine to refuse to marry same sex couples?

  27. 5) The world of Romancelandia is vast beyond imagining. As long as your story has a relationship at its core and your characters (gender, quantity, and species unimportant) get a happy ever after (HEA) or happy for now (HFN), it’s ROMANCE!

    Get over yourself.
    This is also why “Gone With the Wind” is not a romance. No HEA.

  28. rochrist: That must be it. Because nobody here has been talking about the safety of Chinese fans in the past month, right?

  29. 10) Nitpicking, but Spock was part of Star Trek from the start. What changed is that the Main Trio shifted from Kirk/One/Spock to Kirk/Spock/McCoy. Which, much as I liked Barrett’s Number One, is probably for the best.

  30. I didn’t see anything about fans anywhere in that piece. I saw dissidents, something that OUR government would never, ever do. Certainly not if Trump gets back into power.

  31. 13) I sent the Brooklyn Museum a PDF of Littlebrook, the fanzine Suzanne Tompkins and I publish, and they sent me a nice thank-you note. But now that I have seen their title for the exhibition, I understand why they didn’t include it or any other sf fanzine.

  32. rochrist: The concern is for Chinese fans who don’t feel free to be as critical of any issue about the 2023 Worldcon as, say, many File 770 commenters, because official pressure may be brought to bear on them. Possibly including the technique reported here.

    As for the rest of your comment, we’ve not only been through four years of Trump already, we’ve been through the McCarthy era, the whole Vietnam War and the Patriot Act, so no kidding.

  33. Gary, where did I say that the term Number One one was created for the Trek universe? I said “ Number One, as she was called, is a title that was from there forwarded through the Trek universes, though not as their only name usually.”

    Nothing in the statement suggested it was created by anyone in Trek, just that she was called it and therefore others in her position after that were called it.

  34. In The Neverending Story, the name of the dragon in the original German was Fuchur. I guess they decided that wouldn’t sound so good in an English-language kids’ movie.

    The English-language version I have, which predates the movie by a year, also went with Falkor. I have no idea if there was some cross-collaboration between the book translator and the movie script-writer, or if the movie version just adopted it from the translated book.

    From what I can glean, the original German novel appears to have derived Fuchur from the Japanese Fukury? (“Luck-Dragon”), and it was indeed changed in the English-language versions for exactly the reason you think.

  35. (I was also kind of pleased to learn, while looking that up, that Michael Ende disliked that film for the same reasons I did. I know it is much-beloved, but I went to see it because I loved the book, and as a result I found it, well, disappointing.)

  36. (5) To yeet or not to yeet? For me, probably not in a straight-forward, secondary-world fantasy. Most modern slang has a limited shelf life, so the intended comic impact might not last, as in, “Dude, that sword is phat!”
    Also, vocabulary and cadence go a long way towards defining a created culture. Le Guin wrote about it in (I think) The Wave in the Mind, how Tolkien separated the different races in the meeting in Rivendale by the way they spoke. If the culture is separate from our modern world, why use the modern world’s slang?

  37. “This has been the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the film The Neverending Story.” – Lionel Hutz

  38. As Kevin Harkness says – I don’t use modern (or what was modern when I was younger) slang, because I’d like my books to be read 10 or 20 years from now.

    Even though they’re really clicky (to use slang from the 1930’s Buck Rogers comic strips).

  39. @Kevin Harkness

    Good points. But if I saw a book called ” “Dude, That Sword Is Phat!” on the shelves, I’d eagerly scoop it up right away.

  40. It is better to yeet and lose than to not yeet at all.

    Not normally a fan of computer gamer slang but yelling “yeet!” when you throw something at an opponent is not something I will ever disapprove.

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