Plan K-9 From Outer Space 6/16

aka The Trouble With Kibbles

Filling today’s roundup: Kary English, Eric Flint, Martin Wisse, Max Florschutz, Vox Day, Peter Grant, Peter Watts, Ria, L.S. Taylor, G. K. Masterson, Laura “Tegan” Gjovaag, Zander Nyrond, Lis Carey, Rebekah Golden, and mysterious others. (Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editors of the day Glenn Hauman and William Reichard, and Daniel Dern.)

Kary English

“Dear Puppies: Please talk about what you love” – June 16

Sometimes anger is productive, but I haven’t seen anything remotely productive out of this yet, so maybe it’s time to start talking about books.

“Oh, so we’re supposed to make nice and sweep it all under the rug?”

No. Talking about books doesn’t sweep anything under the rug. What it does is build common ground, and common ground is that place where productive conversations can eventually happen. Anger and more anger just makes everyone defensive. Doors slam, walls go up and people become more insular, not less.

“Why us, Kary? Why do we have to go first?”  Because there’s a lot of our stuff on the ballot.

If you love it so much that you nominated it, it’s time to tell the world about it. Which is your favorite, Dark Between the Stars or Skin Game, or was it something else entirely? Write a post on why your pick is so awesome. Put it on your blog, your Tumblr, your Facebook, etc. Heck, put it here as a comment.

Then do the same for your second favorite or something in one of the other categories. If we all do that, the internet will be brimming with book recommendations instead of outrage, which, frankly, would make it a much nicer place to be than it is now.

“But they started it!” At some point, it doesn’t matter who started it.

You know what started it? Books started it. Stories we love, by authors we love. Middle Earth. Ringworld. Westeros. Gotham City. That’s what started it. Mary Shelley. H.G. Wells. Jules Verne. They started it, too.

 

Eric Flint

“TRYING TO KEEP LITERARY AWARDS FROM FAVORING LITERARY CRITERIA IS AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY. GET OVER IT” – June 16

…The Hugo voters, in their wisdom or lack thereof, decided that Christopher Anvil, Hal Clement, L. Sprague de Camp, Richard Matheson, Andre Norton, Fred Saberhagen, James H. Schmitz, A.E. Van Vogt and Jack Williamson were not very noteworthy. Of those nine authors, five of them are now in the Science Fiction Hall of Fame and two out of the other four—Anvil and Schmitz—have had their complete works reissued in modern editions. (Full disclosure: Okay, fine, I’m the one who edited those reissues—but they sold pretty damn well for reissue volumes.)

Quite clearly, the Hugo voters were… ah, mistaken. (That sounds more dignified than “full of crap.”) Those are not the only times that Hugo voters have been…. ah, mistaken. They certainly won’t be the last, either. In this, the Hugos are like all awards. You win some, you lose some, so to speak.

What I’ve never been able to understand about the Sad Puppies—and still don’t, after all the wrangling—is why they care in the first place. Nothing in their stance makes any sense to me at all.

To begin with, they have nothing but contempt for Hugo voters, as they have expressed repeatedly. In Brad Torgensen’s own words, “the field of SF/F is a thoroughly progressive playhouse”—and that’s the main beef he and Larry Correia and their supporters have with what they view as the F&SF establishment. That being the case, I have no idea why they care what Hugo voters think in the first place.

The presumption I’m left with, since there seems to be no other explanation, is that somewhere in the darkest and most insecure recesses of their psyches, the Sad Puppies have this gnawing feeling that the Hugos really do confer some sort of worth or dignity upon their work, even though they insist the Hugo voters are a pack of progressive scoundrels. (And they really are scoundrels, too. “Puppy-kickers,” no less.)

I am a “progressive”—on the far left side of that label, to boot—and I do not have any animus against Hugo voters. And yet I don’t look to them to provide me with any sort of affirmation for the value or lack thereof of my work as an author. They have their opinion, to which they are absolutely entitled—and I have mine.

Guess which one of those two opinions really matters to me? Unlike the Sad Puppies, I am simply not ego-challenged. I understand full well that people who vote on literary awards will, taken as a whole if not each and every one, tend to look on the issues involved differently than I will. That is true by definition. If I did agree with them, I wouldn’t be writing the kind of stories I write in the first place. I’d be trying to write stories that line up closer with the attitudes of Hugo voters.

How would I do that? How the hell should I know? Which word in I don’t care what Hugo voters think causes people—especially the Sad Puppies, who really do seem to care—the most trouble?

In the nature of things, for instance, fans who vote on awards for science fiction and fantasy works will tend to place an emphasis on originality and innovation, whether of style, narrative structure, or content. (Not all of them, of course. But enough will to affect the voting.) But those are things I just don’t care much about…..

 

Martin Wisse on Wis[s]e Words

“Intersectionality is just another word for solidarity” – June 16

Now AW Hendry started his post by mocking the Sad Puppies, which is how I stumbled upon [the cartoon]… He used it as his example of how people waste time with online activism and throughout his piece the unspoken assumption is made that online doesn’t matter and economic considerations should be much more important than cultural fights like this. What this misses is that, even apart from the simple fact that quite a few of us now live our lives as much online as in the real world, online follows you home — ask Zoe Quinn or any other SWATting victim. What he also misses is that the struggle over the Hugos is more than just the misplaced vanity of a few rightwing culture warriors: as Kameron Hurley explained, the Hugos meant she got $13,000 more in her post-Hugo book advance.

Not the highest of stakes perhaps, but for your average struggling writer that is a large chunk of money

 

Max Florschutz on Unusual Things

“And Sci-Fi/Fantasy Gets Crazier” – June 16

So, getting back to Tor. Tor has seen some negative publicity out of this Gallo’s comments. A lot of negative publicity. The Ents are, one by one, waking up. And they don’t like what they’re seeing. They’re seeing an editor of the company whose products they’ve enjoyed pointing fingers and shouting “Look at all the shouting that side is doing! Look at their shouting! It’s so loud! Can’t you see it!? If you like what they like, you’re shouting at me too, and I don’t like you for it!”

But here’s where things get … interesting. See, these Ents are the forefront, the ones just waking up to things because their interconnected and somewhat aware—on Facebook and other places where they can get their news—and suddenly they’re seeing this bout of name-calling flying by. Some of them, being targets of that name-calling, contacted Tor to complain. Now for the interesting part.

Apparently, Tor has decided to ignore the backlash and has offered an explanation that those who wrote in to Tor to complain about this editors are not real fans. Tor has offered the opinion running along the lines that they feel many of these fans writing in are not real fans of their books (and buyers), but just very reduced numbers of fans using botnets to promote their reaction.

Now do you see why I say “Wow?” Tor’s customer base has begun writing in en-masse (by the thousands from most numbers being claimed) and Tor’s response is to look at all of them and say “You’re not a real customer. Nananana you’re not real!”

 

Vox Day on  Vox Popoli

“Mailvox: the sorry state of SF” – June 16

As for the total number of emails sent, based on the CC’s Peter and I received, around 2,300 emails were sent by 765 different people that we know of. And there were others being sent as well, although we can’t possibly know how many. Regardless, I expect that enough were sent to make it clear to Macmillan that the excuses given by the senior Tor employees for the emails that they previously received was a false one.

Those senior employees have publicly attacked Tor-published authors, Tor published-works, and Tor customers. They have needlessly antagonized tens of thousands of book-buyers in pursuit of their ideological agenda. They’ve now been caught lying to their superiors about the extent of the consequences of their unprofessional behavior and violations of the Macmillan code of conduct. And that is why, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Macmillan cleans house even more thoroughly than people have been demanding. I certainly would if I were in their shoes.

Then again, for all we know the Macmillan executives are fanatic SJWs whose instinct will be to dig in and defend the actions of Irene Gallo, Moshe Feder, and Patrick Nielsen Hayden. If that’s the case, Peter Grant has made it clear that the boycott, which for no particular reason at all may be christened TORDROP, will begin at noon on Friday, June 19th. And since no one has received any sort of response at all from Macmillan or Tom Doherty as yet, this is a good time to take a picture of your books published by Tor Books and tally up the total of the books and ebooks you have purchased from them. The truth is that we’re not asking for much, only that the senior employees at Tor Books be held to the same professional standard expected of a retail sales clerk or a fry cook at McDonalds.

 

Peter Grant on Bayou Renaissance Man

“I think Tor and Macmillan don’t know what to do” – June 16

I can only repeat that warning, with greater emphasis.  I’ve already seen a number of commenters declare that as far as they’re concerned, the boycott is already in effect.  I’ve seen e-mails sent to Tor and Macmillan that say the same thing.

I’m also saddened that instead of an intelligent dialog about this mess, both sides seem to be descending into greater vituperation and mutual abusiveness.  I hoped that David Gerrold’s peace overture would meet a better response, but I’m afraid it didn’t – from either side.  Even some of the towering figures of SF/F are lowering themselves into the gutter when attacking those they see as their opponents.  We are all poorer for such conduct.  However, in a very real sense, this is war – a cultural conflict rather than the shooting variety, but war nevertheless.  In war, common decency is one of the first casualties.  I’ll do my best not to stoop to name-calling, with the exception of referring to the other side as ‘social justice warriors’ or SJW’s.  I do so only because I have no other name in my vocabulary to adequately or accurately describe them.  If anyone can suggest a better, more acceptable alternative, I’ll be grateful.

 

Peter Watts on No Moods, Ads or Cutesy Fucking Icons (Re-reloaded)

“Gallo’s Humor” – June 16

Things kind of went downhill from there. The internet— or at least, this little genre bubble thereof— blew up again, loud enough for the Daily Dot to notice way out in the real world. Tom Doherty stuck a boilerplate disclaimer over at Tor.com and was immediately vilified for being A) a misogynist asshole because he publicly reprimanded Irene Gallo when he should have given her a medal for speaking Truth to Power, and also for being B) a left-wing libtard pussy who gave Irene Gallo a slap on the wrist when she should have been fired outright. Gallo herself issued one of those boilerplate fauxpologies whose lineage hearkens all the way back to the ancestral phrase “mistakes were made”. None of it seemed to help much.

Blowing up is not the only thing that comes naturally to humans. Tribalism is in there too.

Before we go any further, let me just cover my ass with a disclaimer of my own: I am no great supporter of puppies, regardless of temperament. (Any regular on this blog already knows the kinds of furry quadruped who own my heart.) I understand that of the two breeds under consideration, the Rabids are far more extreme and downright toxic; Theodore Beale, judging by some of his pithier quotes, seems to be Benjanun Sriduangkaew’s bizarro twin, separated at birth. The Sads, in contrast, have enough legitimacy to warrant at least respectful disagreement and engagement from the likes of George Martin and Eric Flint; they have also distanced themselves from their more diseased cousins (although the point that the final Hugo ballot is more representative of the Rabid slate than the Sad one is well-taken). Even so, I don’t find even the Sad Puppies’ arguments especially meritorious.

So let there be no mistake here: I come not to praise Puppies.

I come to bury the rest of you…..

Over the past few days I’ve sampled a fair number of blog posts and editorials dealing with Gallogate. I’ve recognized a number of the folks who’ve posted comments there, who’ve “liked” the relevant links and rejoinders sliding down my Facebook wall. Some I know only from their handles, when they’ve posted here on the ‘Crawl; others are personal friends.

They all support Irene Gallo.

I would too, if she’d only stood up and offered an apology that didn’t read as though it had been crafted by corporate mealworms. She fucked up; we all do, sometimes. She played into enemy hands. It was a minor and a momentary slip. But the real fuck-up was in how she and her supporters dealt with the aftermath.

There are good reasons to repudiate Puppies. There are legitimate arguments to be made against both Sad and (especially) Rabid breeds— which makes it all the more frustrating that so much of what I’ve seen lately boils down to dumb, naked tribalism. Fallacies that would be instantly derided if made by the other side become gospel; any who question are presumed to be With The Tewwowists (or more precisely, the sea lions). I’m reminded of my own observation back when the Mixon report came out: we’re not a community at all. We’re a bunch of squabbling tribes fighting over the same watering hole.

 

G. K. Masterson on Warden’s Keep

“Dear Tor: I’m an evil unicorn, not a robot!” – June 16

As you can see, I have quite a few Tor books in my library. Over the years, I’ve massed a sizable collection of Tor books that is worth around about $3000. On average, I purchased about $50 worth of Tor books a month on my Kindle. So, while I’m not going to put much of a dent in Tor’s bottom line by myself, I’ll bet the authors whose books I bought will feel it and they might decide to move to a publisher who doesn’t call their customers neonazis and bots. And, ultimately, if Tor doesn’t have books to publish, they have a problem, don’t they?

 

Ria on The Code

“Guest Post: Puppies Crying Bitter Tears” – June 16

Changing the subject a little, another thing that weirds me out about Puppy stuff? The way they seem to think that the Hugos have this liberal bias toward books that only talk about what liberals want talked about, and how nobody’s actually reading these books. And how the voters at Worldcon are some elite subgroup of liberals who earned their voting privileges by, I dunno, helping an elderly Asian woman across the street to get to her ACA-funded doctor’s appointment or something. That stuff straight-up ignores facts that are easily corrected. 30 seconds on Google will net you dozens of reviews for these books, showing that yes, people are reading them. Got the money to go to Worldcon? Great, here are your rights to vote on the Hugos and make your voice heard. It’s not like you have to pass a liberal test or something in order to get these things. You pay money. And you read books. So the idea that books are winning a prestigious award when nobody’s reading them because they suck so bad is just a touch ridiculous.

People have pointed this out before. I’m not the first. But this info seems to slide off people on the Puppy side of the fence because it doesn’t mesh with what they see. It’s not a flawless system. No system is. But some accusations are very easily refutable, and I’m not even sure where they came from beyond, “I’m not winning this award, so it must be a conspiracy against my politics.” At the end of all this, I want the whole damn thing to be over. I want people to stop insulting each other for daring to like a different subset of SFF than they do. There’s room for a lot of opinions here. A lot.

And that includes both conservative “men doing manly things” fiction AND fiction involving nonbinary people in stories that look like they can right out of a liberal buzzword dictionary. Doesn’t make either of them good or bad by default. That’s the trick for the author to manage. You can make a terrible idea into a good story, and a great idea into a terrible story. So yeah, I dislike the Puppies on both a personal and political level, because they’re largely insulting, ignorant, and seem like they’d be a lot happier if people like me shut our mouths and let them get on with doing what they do unopposed, but damn, am I ever eager for this bullshit to stop!

 

L. S. Taylor on What I Learned Today

“What’s an Award Worth? (ConCarolinas 2015 Writing Panel Notes)” – June 16

What’s an Award Worth?

Wendy S. Delmater, Gray Rinehart, Edmund R. Schubert,  John Hartness

Moderator: Misty Massey

…About the Sad and Rabid Puppies and the Hugo awards …

WD: She was there on the inside of that. 15 of the 18 nominees were Rabid Puppies.

GR: Was also a Puppies nomination. After much thought, he has arrived at the metaphor that he was offered a ticket on an airplane, said he’d take that ride, and then the plane got hijacked. And the plane landed and took off again, and there’s people on the plane who want it to crash, and people on the ground who want to shoot it down, and he just wants to get off.

JS: Is reading everything. Will rank his reading appropriately. Regardless of the dynamics, there are people on the ballot this year who could and should be on the ballot. People who got on the plane and were surpreised what happened from there. Ultimately, for the same reason he doesn’t go out of his way to criticize other writers’ writing, he’s going to give the writers the same consideration he hopes others would give to his writing.

GR: Other people voting, they’re very wound up over this, and not sure about voting. Lately, he’s told people that if the situation has poisoned it for them, then don’t read his story. Reading should be a pleasure. If there’s some outside force making it displeasurable, then go find something that will give you pleasure.

ES: Decided to get out because they didn’t nominate him for an award because of his work; they were making a political statement. Felt like there was too much going on.

JS: The one thing he thinks about regarding this whole matter is that we do get wrapped up in awards. Yes, it’s the tail that wags the dog, but regardless, it has made us as a community think, what are these awards about, and why do they matter? The one silver lining is that it’s led to a new discussion, appreciation and understanding of what awards are, can be, and should be, and he cannot argue that this was not a discussion that was not necessary for science fiction and fantasy. It wasn’t the way he’d have had it, but at least now it’s happening.

 

Laura “Tegan” Gjovaag on Bloggity-Blog-Blog-Blog

“Hugo mess… it’s still going on” – June 16

I don’t entirely agree with GRRM on everything about the Hugos, though I’m impressed with his views. It seems to me that most fans have their own opinions. While a few people group themselves into…ahem… slates, and march in lockstep, most of the time with fandom if you get four fans in a room talking about a subject, they’ll have at least five, and more usually 20, opinions. I just spent a fabulous weekend in Seattle with a number of awesome fans. I had the time of my life and feel better than ever about fandom. This Hugo mess is very sad, but fandom is really strong and will survive. We will do what it takes to make sure awards go to the best works, despite slates and hates. What will last is a lot of bad feelings on the parts of many people, especially those who were the direct victims of this nastiness and these attacks. One of them posts in the same comment thread as above. I have made no secret that I’m a big fan of Ursula Vernon and was delighted by her Hugo win for Digger. She posts as well:….

Thank you Ursula. I doubt my opinion means beans to the puppies since it sure seems like the vast majority of them are misogynistic brats, but *I* really appreciate both your work and your willingness to speak out. Thank you.

 

Zander Nyrond on Log of Smallship 1

“More puppy by-product” – June 16

I’m not aware that there is an obligation on me that everything I read for pleasure must confront me with social injustice and demand a political response. I have the real world for that and it’s quite enough. Similarly, I’m not aware that being right of centre, wherever the centre is these days, necessarily implies Nazism; it didn’t when my father was alive, and I’m sure some of my friends would be shocked to learn that it did.

And yes, I still have some conservative friends, despite my advancing age and consequent political ossification. I don’t agree with them, but I respect their right to their convictions. And if I were told that all I had to do, to be accepted into a particular community, was to dissociate myself from them, disavow them, put distance between myself and them, because otherwise it would be assumed that I shared their beliefs…

…well. I would be morally revolted. I would be disgusted. I would form a very low opinion of that community’s intelligence, perception, and maturity. And I would think very long and hard about whether I actually wanted to join such a community. Because that right there is blackmail.

I do not know the leader of the Rabid Puppies, nor do I want to. I can’t imagine how anyone could call him a friend. But the leaders of the Sad Puppies do, and however wrong they may be on everything else, in refusing to ostracise their friend in order to gain acceptance, they are not wrong. And it horrifies me that any of us would think otherwise.

 

Kary English in a comment on File 770 – June 16

I discovered WOTF in the late 80s, about the end of high school. At the time, I wanted like anything to be a writer, SFF for sure, and maybe historical romance. So I wrote a few stories, sent them off and got soundly rejected, albeit with a personal or two. So I thought I didn’t have it, and I quit.

Some 25 years later, stories started pressing their noses up against the glass again, and I started wondering if I should give the writing thing another go. The family and I happened into an electronics store (circuit boards, not televisions), and I gravitated toward the magazine rack, where I picked up my old friends, Analog and Asimov’s (they were out of F&SF).

While I waited for the family, I read Ray of Light (by Brad) in Analog, and I thought “You know, I think I can do that.” So I went home and worked on the story that would become my first WOTF entry in more than two decades. I also joined the WOTF forum where Brad was the moderator. “Brad-that-guy-who-wrote-Ray-of-Light?” Yeah, that Brad. at the time, it felt like one of those nudges from the universe.

So mostly Brad was a fellow writer on the forum. We didn’t interact all that much, but I enjoyed his work and found his progression of sales to Analog motivating. If that guy could do it, I could do it.

I eventually met Brad either at one of the WOTF events or at Superstars Writing Seminar – I can’t remember which one was first, and I’d characterize our relationship as distant but amiable work friends. You know that person who works in another department, but you know their name and face and the few interactions you’ve had were positive? About like that.

Then Mike Resnick bought Totaled, and apparently bent the ear of anyone who would listen – including Brad – about how good it was, and who knew the writer and when could he (Mike) meet me. So it was Brad who found me at another WOTF gala and walked me over to meet Mike. Mike said such nice things about the story that I was a) literally speechless, b) didn’t believe him and thought he was just blowing smoke, and c) had to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room for a cry.

Part of what Mike said – in front of Brad, mind you – was that Totaled deserved to be on the Hugo ballot. (If your Google-fu is strong, you can find a press release to this effect dated many months before SP3).

So what you asked is how I know Brad, and the answer is that I’d characterize him as a colleague and work friend. I gave you the rest of the story because one of the complaints here is “Brad just nominated his friends.”

Maybe that’s the case, but Brad hadn’t read any of my stuff before the Mike Resnick encounter. I’d asked him to, but he declined. (A lot of aspiring WOTFers were asking him, and his response was that he couldn’t read all of us and he didn’t want to play favorites.) Brad’s got closer friends than me, including closer friends who are also writers and share more of his politics. So at least as far as my story is concerned, I think it has a lot more to do with Resnick’s endorsement than with Brad knowing me.

 

H.P. on Every Day Should Be Tuesday

“Review of Sex Criminals vol. 1: One Weird Trick by Matt Fraction” – June 16

For a comic that’s supposed to be, well, comedic, there isn’t much that’s really funny outside of the above quote, the volume subtitle, the inherently funny term “butt stuff,” and the background art in the marital aid store. And then the “magic system” doesn’t really make sense. The “villain” (banks are bad!) is boring and trite, and the bright idea of robbing banks is neither smart nor zzzzzzzzzzzz [falls asleep]. The comic is, though, technically proficient with a time hopping storytelling structure that works well, and it works on an allegorical level as a stand-in for the biting loneliness that is the shadow of so much of modern sex.

 

Lis Carey on Lis Carey’s Library

“The Stars Came Back, by Rolf Nelson” – June 16

Rolf Nelson is a 2015 nominee for the John W. Campbell Best New Writer Award.

It’s a movie script that “morphed into a novel.” Except no, it didn’t. So it has none of the sights, sounds, and actors that make a move or tv show work, and none of the narrative features that make novels work. Here’s the script; you the reader do all the work.

 

Lis Carey on Lis Carey’s Library

“Murder World: Kaiju Dawn, by Jason Cordova and Eric S. Brown” – June 16

Jason Cordova is a nominee for the 2015 John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer….

The characters are cardboard. The prose and the plot are clunky. I wasn’t overly impressed by Cordova’s other sample in the Hugo Voters packet, the short “Hill 142,” as I thought its inventions were arbitrary and not supported in the story, but it’s professional level work. This isn’t.

 

Rebekah Golden

“2015 Hugo Awards Best Related Work: Reviewing Transhuman and Subhuman” – June 16

His goal is to lead the reader to agree with just one of his assumptions and then pretend to reveal great truths built upon those assumptions when really he’s just redefining reality to suit his own whims. It’s obvious that he thinks he is clever but it is surprising anyone else would agree.

 

Rebekah Golden

“2015 Hugo Awards Best Related Work: Reviewing Hot Equations”– June 15

So for a very narrow set of people who want to be very sure that they are writing according to the laws of real physics without actually having to learn physics themselves I can see Burnside’s essay potentially being helpful. Except he doesn’t really make the topic consumable. It’s possible at the end to parrot and quote and follow what he says but a deeper grasp of what it means is only possible with some prior knowledge of science. With some prior knowledge of science I would rather go  read a harder science book to get a broader understanding of the topic.

Oddly enough some of the “harder science” books are easier to grasp than this essay. One of the things I adore about writers like Richard P. Feynman is how approachable, how consumable, their writing is. Here’s a small bit from Feynman’s Tips on Physics: Reflections, Advice, Insights, Practice:

 

ArcticSaxifrage on Hugo+Nebula Science Fiction Review Project

“Addendum: On Puppies, as a Hugo Voter” – June 16

Naturally, there has been a backlash against what has happened. Several authors have refused their nominations once they realized that they had been recommended as part of the slate. This has lead to the Hugo Awards taking the unusual action of adding new nominees until the list was frozen about a month ago. For their part, the cooler heads amongst the dissenting voices, notably Eric Flint and George R.R. Martin, have tried eloquently to address the puppies. Unfortunately, the echo chamber of the internet has simply used their rebuttals to sustain or, perhaps, even throw more gasoline on the puppy fire.

But their commentaries also got me to thinking: having now read through 50+ years of award winners and having casually enjoyed Science Fiction all my life, perhaps I could take some positive action of my own. Not as a writer of persuading posts,* or as someone pointing out the excesses on either side. Instead, why don’t I take a look at the nominees myself and see where I fall in each category?

 


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1,006 thoughts on “Plan K-9 From Outer Space 6/16

  1. @Doctor Science

    Holy cow, I’m caught up. And the next thread hasn’t been put up yet! \o/

    Me too! Its very exciting.

  2. Outside of kiddie titles, I’d say that my first SF novel was Rocket From Infinity by Lester Del Rey. It was in my school library and had the work “rocket” in the title, so that was all I needed…

  3. My first SF was probably Asimov, now that I think of it. I loved the Lije Bailey/R. Daneel books. I had a huge crush on Daneel. I think my mother gave me a copy when I was 9 or 10. Well, not “gave me a copy” so much as “I constantly stole stuff of of her personal bookshelves.”

  4. Yes! I’ve caught up!!! And the next thread isn’t up yet too, woohoo!

    First genre book? No idea….can’t really recall what i read in my under-ten phase, except for a lot of Enid Blyon, Hardy Boys/ Nancy Drew/ Three Investigators and the like…. Earliest I can remember:

    > Timothy Zahn’s HEIR TO THE EMPIRE
    > David Eddings Belgariad
    > a whole heap of DRAGONLANCE books

  5. @ Red Wombat
    To your post about puppies presenting fear as rage, I would say, Bingo! And thanks.
    For fairy tale collections, Oxford published George MacDonald’s in one volume. I loved the 2 Virago collections edited by Angela Carter. For writing about fairy tales, have you read Marina Warner’s “From the Beast to the Blonde”? Great book in itself and mentions tons of stories I had never heard of.

    @ idontknow
    Glad to meet another L’Engle fan. I was thrilled to find the 2 sequels to Wrinkle in Tme in my late 20s, and just loved them.

  6. First “real” SF book… maybe Splinter of the Mind’s Eye. I remember reading it soon after watching Empire Strikes Back and thinking my precious Star Wars had just dodged a bullet. I got into Harlan Ellison when I was relatively young, too.

  7. Adult sf/f was almost certainly Anne McCaffrey’s Dragonflight, but I couldn’t say for sure. It might’ve been Terry Pratchett’s Reaper Man, or something else entirely. I was quite young (pre-teen, probably under ten) and a voracious reader so its difficult to remember what order they might have been.

  8. @Gabriel
    Agree that the ending of Needful Things could have been done a lot better. I did like the build up, and the bobbing and weaving from comic to tragic. I love it when King’s dark sense of humor sneaks out.
    Bruce Baugh posted about liking the bleak ending of Revival earlier, and it made me think maybe King tends to pull his punches with his endings rather than heading for full stop nihilism.

    I haven’t seen the smoke lady remake and now I think I won’t, thanks for the heads up.

  9. Has anyone designed an “I stand with Irene” icon for use on Facebook? Would be nice to have one on Friday at noon.

  10. @ Charon

    Bruce Baugh posted about liking the bleak ending of Revival earlier, and it made me think maybe King tends to pull his punches with his endings rather than heading for full stop nihilism.

    I know that Tabby hated the full-stop nihilism of Pet Sematary (that was another scary one!) and Cujo, he’s talked about it. I think the problem is that King himself is an optimist.

  11. In 5th and 6th grade, it was a lot of Alan Nourse, John Christopher, C.S. Lewis, Burroughs, LeGuin, Andre Norton, Tolkien, and Heinlein.

  12. While IDK was riding the “hostile” hobbyhorse on p. 13, Matt Y said:

    Because appealing to a wider demographic isn’t exclusionary to the core one. That’s not mental gymnastics, that’s common sense.

    There’s a way in which IDK is right — and they’re certainly right about how the aggrieved perceive it. It’s IMHO a combination of two factors: subtractive masculinity (aka Girl Cooties) and market segmentation.

    Subtractive masculinity is a way of constructing masculine identity by taking the universe of possible qualities, and subtracting everything women & girls are seen to do. Anything girls do or like gets Girl Cooties, and becomes unsuitable of a boy to do lest attract the scorn and harassment of the little Tank Wombats of the world, who will call him “pussy, pussy, pussy”. And you get things like large, strong military servicemen being afraid of putting on a tiara: it doesn’t matter how many signifiers of masculinity he’s displaying, all it takes is one Girl Cootie to undercut his masculine identity.

    Market segmentation is a marketing strategy, to divide all possible customers into different, unified groups that get tailored products and marketing campaigns.

    Some decades ago, a whole bunch of entertainment industries — including comics — learned that boys and men who hold with subtractive masculinity are *suckers*. Treat them as a market segment with no girls or women, and they will buy your stuff over and over. Because subtractive masculinity is inherently fragile (as any identity would be that depends on other people not doing things), it needs constant shoring up, more and more stuff with No Girls Allowed printed on it in large, comforting type.

    For guys like this, having girls & women read “their” comics or play “their” games really does drive them away, it really does feel like a hostile invasion. Part of the pleasure they get from these games or stories or movies or whatever is reassurance, it soothes the constant anxiety that subtractive masculinity entails. If they share their toys with the girls, then they aren’t boy toys any more — and here comes Tank W. to sneer at them.

  13. MRC:
    >> My fear with superhero comics is that things will go great for six issues, or twelve issues, or twenty-four issues, and then a THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING CROSSOVER EVENT happens or the creative team changes and suddenly the book isn’t the book that I had fallen in love with.>>

    I know the syndrome well.

    SQUIRREL GIRL isn’t like that. It’s unlikely to get involved with crossovers, and the way the stories are handled, if the creative team ever changes, it could be dropped cold without spoiling the enjoyment of the issues to date. It’s not one of those flowing-continuity books. It’s cleanly-structured comedy stories.

    Gabriel:
    >> Dr. Sleep didn’t do it for me at all. I think because King hyped it as his return to “old-fashioned chiller horror!” and it was just… kinda dull.>>

    I’ve read DOCTOR SLEEP a couple of times. I don’t find it horrific — it’s more of a superhero story in which the key hero is such a badass she’s never really threatened, so it doesn’t have much suspense. But King’s wordsmithing and imagery is up there with his best. Reading THE SHINING and DOCTOR SLEEP back to back is a real study in contrasts — in SHINING, he’s got a great story to tell, but he’s not yet confident as a writer, and every chapter is careful and overworked and overexplained, while in SLEEP, the story’s not so much, but the writing is loose and confident, a master in full control of every sentence, without making it look like work.

    Jane:
    >> Seconding Matt Y’s recommendation for Scott Lynch’s Gentlemen Bastards — the characters are flawed, but in really interesting ways.>>

    I loved the first one, and grabbed the second one when it came out. That was fun but not as compelling as the first. I bought the third when it came out and it’s still in my TBR pile. Hope to get to it soon…

  14. By the way: those books you like? The ones you think are the epitome of science fiction? They’re still there. Take them off your shelf and re-read them. If you think the next chapter is wrong, don’t read it.

    On related topics, I think there’s a market for a new fiction award: The Wilkes Award. Named after noted literary critic Ann Marie Wilkes Dugan, the award is given to the work that most outrages fans of prior works in the series, or fans of the overall genre.

  15. I’m up way past my bedtime finishing out this thread, but what a note to end on–bravo, Dr Science!! That was awesome.

    Also, thank you so much to the earlier commenters who asked IDK about his (their?) exquisite sensitivity to the male angst of being forced to try to identify with a protagonist who doesn’t look exactly like them while being completely FREAKIN oblivious to the concept that that is what non white cis het males have had to do since day one if they want to read trad comics or SFF. I was scaring my dogs with my shouting at the iPad., but was holding off shouting here because I was so far behind and surely someone will have addressed it by the time I get to the end… And you awesome posters did! So thanks for that!

    And now, good night!

  16. Glenn–

    Damn you, I had to google that to get the joke…and scared the dogs again by bursTing out laughing! NOW I’m going to sleep.

  17. My search-fu is weak, and I’m not finding it. So: in a post at 6:42, Red Wombat mentioned a link to a facebook post involving Brad acknowledging that he was deliberately positioning himself to appeal to right-wingers. Can anyone provide that link?

  18. @Matt Y: “But Marvel has never said they didn’t think that demographic wasn’t important anymore. Appealing to a different demographic isn’t automatically exclusionary to the existing one.”

    The Puppies and GGaters – for in this way they are strikingly similar – do not behave as though they can fathom that as a true statement. To them, SFF/videogames are theirs and monolithic, such that appealing to a new demographic means all of it changes, because making content that appeals to Y must mean putting an end to content that appeals to X.

    That’s why they call it a war: because they cannot deal with “you do your thing over there, and we’ll do our thing over here, and big companies can make money by selling stuff to either or both groups.” After all, Oceana can’t just go making peace with Eurasia and Eastasia, right?

    It’s this whole idea of owning an entire genre or culture that I don’t get. My liking tabletop games and arcade-style video games does not have the slightest effect on people who LARP or play Halo… or vice versa. The contents of my underwear have absolutely no bearing on whether I can enjoy reading paranormal romance. (Wait, maybe I should rephrase… oh, you know what I mean.)

    In short, my sense of self is not so fragile that I must define it by who else enjoys (or does not enjoy) the things I like. To swipe something from the US culture war, expanding the definition of marriage will have zero effect on any marriage in existence. None whatsoever. Aunt Millie and Uncle Chet will be just as married as they’ve ever been. All it will do is let Cousin Jane marry her girlfriend… who makes the best cookies and might bring some over more often.

    Mmm, cookies… 🙂

  19. I was into Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys when I was little, along with just about any horse book–Margaret Henry’s and Walter Farley’s, of course. But the first SF book I remember reading was also a book by Walter Farley, The Island Stallion Races, where an alien race and an invisible spaceship ferry Steve Duncan and Flame to another island so Flame can race. That was bizarre as all get-out, needless to say.

    Walter Farley also wrote an outright horror book in The Black Stallion’s Ghost.

  20. @Mike Glyer: Your attempt to defend Irene Gallo by constructing some kind of Zeno’s Paradox is not helpful. She did in fact make her Facebook comment as part of a thread attached to her post extolling a Tor-published book which she began by saying ‘Making Sad Puppies sadder…Proud to have a tiny part in this.’” The context is clear for anyone to see.

    Good morning, Mike, and sorry for the delay in replying (looks like the new post is up already, but I trust you’ll see this).

    I wasn’t trying to defend Irene Gallo because I don’t think she needs defending. However, I do genuinely believe that even though we as outsiders can say that she appears to have been commenting as a Tor employee, that we cannot know if that’s how she perceived the situation at that time. Basically, we can say she should have realized the context, but that doesn’t mean she did.

    And I (again, also personal opinion) think it’s very reasonable to make allowances for someone who stumbled and was posting (for example) something snarky to a friend on Facebook when instead they should have remembered they were posting as an employee of Tor.

    When someone came along and said, well, she was obviously posting as an employee of Tor and her behavior speaks to their larger work culture, I disagreed and I said so. It seems like you think I was trying to play some game to defend Irene, but I assure you I wasn’t. And while I’ll defer to your opinion that I wasn’t helpful, I would hope you would take my word for it when I tell you I was in no way trying to be a hindrance.

  21. re: The First Law series by Joe Ambercrombie. I personally really liked them, but 3 out of 4 friends bounced hard off the unpleasantness of the characters.

    I would unreservedly recommend his new series Half a King and Half the World. They are pure “rollicking good reads” with non-unpleasant characters. After I read the first one I found out they were classed as YA, but all I can say is that if YA is that good nowadays then it’s become a meaningless distinction.

    (While I’m thinking about YA, someone somewhere recommended Gail Carriger’s Finishing school series. I have yet to read them, but my daughter devoured them voraciously)

  22. First gene book? Can’t remember that far back. My mother certainly read me The Hobbit and the Narnia books before I could read, does that count?

  23. @Octavia:
    With all that talk about MilSF versus Communists I wonder what would happen if someone wrote military SF in a communist setting.

    Been a while since I read him, but isn’t that Ken MacLeod?

    If it isn’t, it certainly /should/ be!

  24. @Dawn Incognito: “As a former comics nerd, I’m happy to see more female leads in comic books. Now if only they would do something about the skintight costumes…”

    They are. Batgirl and Spider-Woman (not to be confused with Spider-Gwen, who is another good example) spring to mind.

    @junego: (scalper analogy)

    Very nicely done! I might quibble that the line-cutting breaks a rule, but it’s a minor point in an excellent illustration.

    @idontknow: “Okay, so where did the hard hitting reporting Entertainment Weekly did for the first time, you know, ever about the Hugos come from?”

    Maybe they picked it up from the Breitbart piece that Correia commissioned. (Don’t tell me you forgot about that!)

    Telling a portion of your readership that you know aren’t going like something, “Read this and like this or go away” can pretty much only be described as hostile.

    Or, if they think they’ll gain more than enough new readers to make up for the handful of assholes that will leave over any temporary change (and we all know it’s temporary), it can be described as Good Business. Why, it’s almost like they’re publishing to make money! Heavens!

    2.) Others have said, in essence, ‘but all we are trying to do is have our own nerdspace, not take theirs away,’ which is patently untrue in this example because what Marvel did was essentially replace existing nerdspace with new nerdspace and tell people to either get with the program or get out.

    Hey, it’s Marvel’s space. They get to do whatever they want with it. You do not own Marvel’s stuff.

    3.) Personally, I would love to seem them introduce an entirely new generation of characters – women, trans, black, asian, hispanic, muslim, and do everything they can to do exactly what people here have said they want to happen and provide people with their own nerdspace to exist in without excluding the old.

    MC2. New Universe. MCU. Ultimates. 2099. (Kurt, help me out? I know I’m missing some…)

    Any of that ring any bells? This summer’s big Marvel event amounts to taking the parts of those that people like and folding them into the “real” Marvel universe. That includes, to the best of my knowledge, three different Spider-Man analogues: Spider-Gwen (where Gwen Stacy got bitten instead of Pete), Spider-Girl (Pete and MJ’s daughter), and Miles Morales (the black/Hispanic kid who took over when Ultimateverse Pete died).

    Translation: They did exactly that, over decades, and apparently that’s still not good enough for you. Somehow I suspect nothing ever would be.

  25. @Mark can’t speak for Finishing School but her Parasol Protectorate books had me laughing out loud from the first chapter of the first book.

  26. They did exactly that, over decades, and apparently that’s still not good enough for you. Somehow I suspect nothing ever would be.

    In fairness, I don’t think that’s the case for IDK, so much as he’s trying to make a point that requires empathy for the people who object to that sort of thing. However, he underestimated how thoroughly and profoundly fed up everyone is with that nonsense.

    (It isn’t as if, historically, Marvel wasn’t capable of making the same change in a way that would have been gross and stupid and offensive, that would have riled and disgusted everyone currently defending it, and maybe lots of them would have felt that Marvel was being hostile and exclusionary to them. However, for the longest time comics have been demonstrably – though not necessarily completely – exclusionary to them. Not hostile, perhaps, but largely indifferent. And the people who are currently objecting would also still be objecting AS WELL, for the same reasons.

    But they didn’t. Marvel did a good job. It’s a good story, so far. It even has a built-in expiration date, albeit set at a vast time-scale, so you just don’t know when or how it will change back and what the repercussions will be.)

  27. Doctor Science: So, so agreed about subtractive masculinity.

    Back on Stephen King for a sec: The thing that’s powerful, for me, about Revival is that it says there are awful hungry things waiting for us all after death…but it also says that we don’t deserve them. It’s not nihilistic with regard to human worth – it’s very strong on the sense that we are flawed, complicated, tangled beings but that we are capable of great and small good, and that even the worst of us deserves something more than being ectoplasmic prey.

    There are several nihilistic writers whose work I enjoy, starting with Thomas Ligotti. They do think we deserve what a cosmicist, cosmic horror kind of universe dishes up, or at least we haven’t and won’t do anything that would make us genuinely undeserving. It’s what we get, and that’s it. But this sense of valuable, worthwhile people in a universe that would normally be peopled by nihilistic jerks…that’s distinctive.

  28. I very much like the idea of 6/19 being a “buy from Tor” day. I can catch up on Max Gladstone’s books (a great urban fantasy series); order Alex Bledsoe’s Tufa series; preorder EVERY HEART A DOORWAY by Seanan McGuire, one of my favorites; get Charlie Jane Anders’s first novel, ALL THE BIRDS IN THE SKY; finally get Felix Gilman’s THE REVOLUTIONS (his earlier books are marvelous, and I recommend them). THE IRON ASSASSIN by Ed Greenwood sounds good, too, and so do the Artemis Invaded books by Jane Lindskold. There’s Kitt Reed’s WHERE, and P.N. Elrod’s THE HANGED MAN, and Marc Turner’s WHEN THE HEAVENS FALL and…. Well. I won’t have trouble holding up my end, that’s for sure.

  29. Wow everyone was their usual chatty selves whilst I slept I see.

    On graphic stories – I bought the Image humble bundle last year (and am still reading through it). A couple of standouts have already been mentioned (Alex + Ada, The Wicked + The Divine) but some others I thought I would mention are –

    COWL – unionised government employed super-heroes in Chicago where nearly all of the super-villains have been defeated.
    Nailbiter – “Where do serial killers come from?” and why has Buckaroo, Oregon given birth to sixteen of the most vile serial killers in the world? A horror/investigative story.
    The Fuse – a police procedural on a huge satellite with half a million inhabitants and too few police.

    I’ve also really enjoy Bryan Talbot’s stuff. The Grandville books are steampunk anthropomorphic animals (the first has some nice sight gags for British readers).

  30. @Bruce Baugh, if you haven’t read Laird Barron yet, you have a treat waiting for you. I recommend his shorter fiction (I didn’t care for his only novel, THE CRONING). I’m haunted by several of his tales. I’ve met the man, and he’s sweet and quiet and seems completely gentle, and one wonders where all that horror comes from.

  31. Terry, I’ve read everything Barron’s collected in volumes so far, and a few more pieces. I agree that he’s better at short length – neither The Croning nor The Light Is The Darkness grabbed me like The Imago Sequence, Occultations, and The Beautiful Thing That Awaits Us All. Whenever the subject comes up, I’ve been pointing to his work as proof that Lovecraftian cosmicism doesn’t require Lovecraftian racism, sexism, and such. There’s also something very interesting about the way Barron describes relationships, which I’ll go into if anyone cares. 🙂

  32. Also, most of the horror authors I’ve known well enough to have an opinion on them as people have been very nice folks, many of them credits to whatever neighborhood they live in and well worth being around. The inner life is its own thing….

  33. Terry Weyna: I very much like the idea of 6/19 being a “buy from Tor” day.

    Yes! Carolyn Ives Gilman has not published a lot yet, but (like Ted Chiang) everything she publishes is gold; she’s been nominated multiple times for Hugos, Nebulas, Locus, and the Tiptree Award.

    I’m just waiting for her new novel from Tor, Dark Orbit, to come out.

  34. Also, most of the horror authors I’ve known well enough to have an opinion on them as people have been very nice folks,

    Jeffrey Ford made a very funny Facebook post about this not so long ago, speculating that children’s authors probably drink wine from cups made out of infant skulls. Having recently become a children’s author myself, I can neither confirm nor deny. SLUUUUURP.

  35. My first genre novel that I can remember was Jurassic Park.

    I was nine, and it had a dinosaur on the cover.

  36. @RedWombat: “I could work with “I want more stuff I like!” No one can work with “I want stuff I don’t like to not exist at all.””

    Exactly so.

    @Simon Bisson: “The Howard The Duck movie wasn’t that bad. After all, Thomas Dolby did the music, and anything he does is all right with me.”

    How wrong is it of me to admit that I’d watch a “Howard and Beverly meet Josie and the Pussycats” crossover… or that I’m now tempted to watch both movies as a double feature?

    @idontknow:

    Obviously I hadn’t reached your “dropping it” message before writing mine; I’m still catching up on the thread that never ends. (Perhaps I need to obtain a dragon.) However, having compiled this comment over the course of enough pages to reach your “early reads” post – I’ll see your Hardy Boys and Encyclopedia Brown (a series I found untrustworthy) and raise you The Three Investigators. On King, I don’t read him to be scared. I read him for the characters and, as Jon mentions, the detailed worldbuilding. That’s why It is one of my favorites.

    @Peace: (Juneteenth as Tor Support Day)

    This alignment intrigues me. Hopefully I will find a list of solid Tor-published, minority-authored SF in the thread as I continue reading.

    @Bruce Baugh: “does this complaint make a random Homeowners’ Association seem realistic and competent?”

    Have you read any of Bentley Little’s horror? He does a good job of infusing the mundane stuff we all know with a new and frightening twist. I believe the book where he did that with homeowner groups was The Association – he’s got a lot of “The —-” titles, and they can be hard to keep straight. (The Store was basically about a more-evil Walmart.)

    @Gabriel F.: “I don’t think Vox actually wants a response from Tor/Macmillan. It’s much easier to gin up outrage if they’re being “ignored.””

    More evilbad wrongthought: What if Tor responded by signing these Valued Customers up for its newsletter? 🙂

    [Hey, there’s one of my catching-up posts! From… eight hours ago? Eeeek.]

  37. Hmmmm, looks like I’ve gotten, or already pre-ordered, almost everything I want from TOR. I do need to pick up the following, so I’ll schedule it for Juneteenth

    Of Noble Family by Mary Robinette Kowal
    Voyage of the Basilisk by Marie Brennan

    CJA’s All the Birds in the Sky sounds interesting, and I like her writing on io9. Let me check out her Tor.com short fiction first before committing. Let’s see what else gets suggested (because, of course, I don’t have enough on my to-read pile)

  38. snowcrash: Hmmmm, looks like I’ve gotten, or already pre-ordered, almost everything I want from TOR

    You can cancel pre-orders, and then re-order them on 19 June, can you not? Or are your pre-orders for physical books, which might cause difficulty for their availability to you by putting you farther down the queue?

  39. I’m not sure I can be useful at buying books from Tor from the UK. Do you think reading a bunch of the short stories on their website might work?

  40. @Jamoche: (Eyes/Dragon)

    Everything in King’s canon is tied to the Tower. I think the more obvious connection in Eyes of the Dragon is to The Stand… and every time I think about King’s connected works, I always flash on that clip at the beginning of Cat’s Eye where we see a cat almost get hit by a red car that reminds me a lot of the one Belch was driving when he picked his buddy Henry up in It.

    Sometimes I worry about the connections my head makes. Sometimes I worry a lot… 😉

    @RedWombat: “The one about being married to a serial killer got me, because lord, I am just oblivious and trusting enough to be there.”

    That’s my cue to mention the movie adaptation, right? (Speaking of, I was a bit surprised when Lifetime adapted “Big Driver” – but Joan Jett has an excellent role.)

    @Christie Yant:

    ladyfingers they taste just like ladyfingers

    @Tenar Darell / James Davis Nicoll: “Have a good game! Feel free to tell him you ran into a fan, and I am really glad to see he has those eBook reprints now.”

    Ditto here; I scooped those up as soon as I saw them!

    @Doctor Science, in the deep past: “Why is it always 2:34 when I post, but each time in a different year?”

    Please forgive my intense amusement at seeing a Doctor traveling uncontrollably through time… 🙂

    @LilyValley: (week of silence)

    Interesting thought. Maybe I could get that ending finished…

    @Laura Resnick: “After all, how often do you see company staffers from Orbit, DAW, Ace, Roc, Del Rey, Pocket, Harlequin, Avon, Kensington, Baen, HarperCollins, Eos, etc., etc. engaging in intemperate online comments in social media?”

    I remember Toni Weisskopf posting a particularly inflammatory piece last year…

    @various: first SFF book?

    The earliest I can remember is one I’d like tracking down, although it almost certainly wasn’t my actual first. The title was something along the lines of The Alien in the Apple Tree, and about all I remember is that it was a children’s/YA book from no later than the late ’70s, and probably rather earlier. Involved a spaceship crashing into the aforementioned tree and the alien making friends with the kid it belonged to, and it may have been part of a series. Very dim memories, but I’d like to encounter it again for old times’ sake.

    I do, however, remember my first SF disappointment: The Force of Star Wars, a book-length Christian tract which I got under the very mistaken impression that it was, y’know, more Star Wars. See also the Christian Archie comics…

    @Gabriel F.: “I literally couldn’t answer the first book question. I can’t ever remember not being able to read.”

    Same here; I used to have a newspaper clipping where the local paper considered it newsworthy that I was reading before my third birthday. My earliest memory of reading is of correcting my mother’s pronunciation of “pachyderm” in a children’s book. 🙂

  41. Tor is Tor surely? I think there might be a Guns of the Dawn in my immediate future.

  42. @Andyl: My introduction to Bryan Talbot was his excellent Alice in Sunderland, which is one of my prized possessions. Not least because it’s signed and doodled on by the man himself and the cover artist 🙂
    In fact, most of my Bryan Talbot stuff is signed, although I’ve managed to never actually get to a signing and meet the man. I’d only embarrass myself if I did, anyway.

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