Plan K-9 From Outer Space 6/16

aka The Trouble With Kibbles

Filling today’s roundup: Kary English, Eric Flint, Martin Wisse, Max Florschutz, Vox Day, Peter Grant, Peter Watts, Ria, L.S. Taylor, G. K. Masterson, Laura “Tegan” Gjovaag, Zander Nyrond, Lis Carey, Rebekah Golden, and mysterious others. (Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editors of the day Glenn Hauman and William Reichard, and Daniel Dern.)

Kary English

“Dear Puppies: Please talk about what you love” – June 16

Sometimes anger is productive, but I haven’t seen anything remotely productive out of this yet, so maybe it’s time to start talking about books.

“Oh, so we’re supposed to make nice and sweep it all under the rug?”

No. Talking about books doesn’t sweep anything under the rug. What it does is build common ground, and common ground is that place where productive conversations can eventually happen. Anger and more anger just makes everyone defensive. Doors slam, walls go up and people become more insular, not less.

“Why us, Kary? Why do we have to go first?”  Because there’s a lot of our stuff on the ballot.

If you love it so much that you nominated it, it’s time to tell the world about it. Which is your favorite, Dark Between the Stars or Skin Game, or was it something else entirely? Write a post on why your pick is so awesome. Put it on your blog, your Tumblr, your Facebook, etc. Heck, put it here as a comment.

Then do the same for your second favorite or something in one of the other categories. If we all do that, the internet will be brimming with book recommendations instead of outrage, which, frankly, would make it a much nicer place to be than it is now.

“But they started it!” At some point, it doesn’t matter who started it.

You know what started it? Books started it. Stories we love, by authors we love. Middle Earth. Ringworld. Westeros. Gotham City. That’s what started it. Mary Shelley. H.G. Wells. Jules Verne. They started it, too.

 

Eric Flint

“TRYING TO KEEP LITERARY AWARDS FROM FAVORING LITERARY CRITERIA IS AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY. GET OVER IT” – June 16

…The Hugo voters, in their wisdom or lack thereof, decided that Christopher Anvil, Hal Clement, L. Sprague de Camp, Richard Matheson, Andre Norton, Fred Saberhagen, James H. Schmitz, A.E. Van Vogt and Jack Williamson were not very noteworthy. Of those nine authors, five of them are now in the Science Fiction Hall of Fame and two out of the other four—Anvil and Schmitz—have had their complete works reissued in modern editions. (Full disclosure: Okay, fine, I’m the one who edited those reissues—but they sold pretty damn well for reissue volumes.)

Quite clearly, the Hugo voters were… ah, mistaken. (That sounds more dignified than “full of crap.”) Those are not the only times that Hugo voters have been…. ah, mistaken. They certainly won’t be the last, either. In this, the Hugos are like all awards. You win some, you lose some, so to speak.

What I’ve never been able to understand about the Sad Puppies—and still don’t, after all the wrangling—is why they care in the first place. Nothing in their stance makes any sense to me at all.

To begin with, they have nothing but contempt for Hugo voters, as they have expressed repeatedly. In Brad Torgensen’s own words, “the field of SF/F is a thoroughly progressive playhouse”—and that’s the main beef he and Larry Correia and their supporters have with what they view as the F&SF establishment. That being the case, I have no idea why they care what Hugo voters think in the first place.

The presumption I’m left with, since there seems to be no other explanation, is that somewhere in the darkest and most insecure recesses of their psyches, the Sad Puppies have this gnawing feeling that the Hugos really do confer some sort of worth or dignity upon their work, even though they insist the Hugo voters are a pack of progressive scoundrels. (And they really are scoundrels, too. “Puppy-kickers,” no less.)

I am a “progressive”—on the far left side of that label, to boot—and I do not have any animus against Hugo voters. And yet I don’t look to them to provide me with any sort of affirmation for the value or lack thereof of my work as an author. They have their opinion, to which they are absolutely entitled—and I have mine.

Guess which one of those two opinions really matters to me? Unlike the Sad Puppies, I am simply not ego-challenged. I understand full well that people who vote on literary awards will, taken as a whole if not each and every one, tend to look on the issues involved differently than I will. That is true by definition. If I did agree with them, I wouldn’t be writing the kind of stories I write in the first place. I’d be trying to write stories that line up closer with the attitudes of Hugo voters.

How would I do that? How the hell should I know? Which word in I don’t care what Hugo voters think causes people—especially the Sad Puppies, who really do seem to care—the most trouble?

In the nature of things, for instance, fans who vote on awards for science fiction and fantasy works will tend to place an emphasis on originality and innovation, whether of style, narrative structure, or content. (Not all of them, of course. But enough will to affect the voting.) But those are things I just don’t care much about…..

 

Martin Wisse on Wis[s]e Words

“Intersectionality is just another word for solidarity” – June 16

Now AW Hendry started his post by mocking the Sad Puppies, which is how I stumbled upon [the cartoon]… He used it as his example of how people waste time with online activism and throughout his piece the unspoken assumption is made that online doesn’t matter and economic considerations should be much more important than cultural fights like this. What this misses is that, even apart from the simple fact that quite a few of us now live our lives as much online as in the real world, online follows you home — ask Zoe Quinn or any other SWATting victim. What he also misses is that the struggle over the Hugos is more than just the misplaced vanity of a few rightwing culture warriors: as Kameron Hurley explained, the Hugos meant she got $13,000 more in her post-Hugo book advance.

Not the highest of stakes perhaps, but for your average struggling writer that is a large chunk of money

 

Max Florschutz on Unusual Things

“And Sci-Fi/Fantasy Gets Crazier” – June 16

So, getting back to Tor. Tor has seen some negative publicity out of this Gallo’s comments. A lot of negative publicity. The Ents are, one by one, waking up. And they don’t like what they’re seeing. They’re seeing an editor of the company whose products they’ve enjoyed pointing fingers and shouting “Look at all the shouting that side is doing! Look at their shouting! It’s so loud! Can’t you see it!? If you like what they like, you’re shouting at me too, and I don’t like you for it!”

But here’s where things get … interesting. See, these Ents are the forefront, the ones just waking up to things because their interconnected and somewhat aware—on Facebook and other places where they can get their news—and suddenly they’re seeing this bout of name-calling flying by. Some of them, being targets of that name-calling, contacted Tor to complain. Now for the interesting part.

Apparently, Tor has decided to ignore the backlash and has offered an explanation that those who wrote in to Tor to complain about this editors are not real fans. Tor has offered the opinion running along the lines that they feel many of these fans writing in are not real fans of their books (and buyers), but just very reduced numbers of fans using botnets to promote their reaction.

Now do you see why I say “Wow?” Tor’s customer base has begun writing in en-masse (by the thousands from most numbers being claimed) and Tor’s response is to look at all of them and say “You’re not a real customer. Nananana you’re not real!”

 

Vox Day on  Vox Popoli

“Mailvox: the sorry state of SF” – June 16

As for the total number of emails sent, based on the CC’s Peter and I received, around 2,300 emails were sent by 765 different people that we know of. And there were others being sent as well, although we can’t possibly know how many. Regardless, I expect that enough were sent to make it clear to Macmillan that the excuses given by the senior Tor employees for the emails that they previously received was a false one.

Those senior employees have publicly attacked Tor-published authors, Tor published-works, and Tor customers. They have needlessly antagonized tens of thousands of book-buyers in pursuit of their ideological agenda. They’ve now been caught lying to their superiors about the extent of the consequences of their unprofessional behavior and violations of the Macmillan code of conduct. And that is why, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Macmillan cleans house even more thoroughly than people have been demanding. I certainly would if I were in their shoes.

Then again, for all we know the Macmillan executives are fanatic SJWs whose instinct will be to dig in and defend the actions of Irene Gallo, Moshe Feder, and Patrick Nielsen Hayden. If that’s the case, Peter Grant has made it clear that the boycott, which for no particular reason at all may be christened TORDROP, will begin at noon on Friday, June 19th. And since no one has received any sort of response at all from Macmillan or Tom Doherty as yet, this is a good time to take a picture of your books published by Tor Books and tally up the total of the books and ebooks you have purchased from them. The truth is that we’re not asking for much, only that the senior employees at Tor Books be held to the same professional standard expected of a retail sales clerk or a fry cook at McDonalds.

 

Peter Grant on Bayou Renaissance Man

“I think Tor and Macmillan don’t know what to do” – June 16

I can only repeat that warning, with greater emphasis.  I’ve already seen a number of commenters declare that as far as they’re concerned, the boycott is already in effect.  I’ve seen e-mails sent to Tor and Macmillan that say the same thing.

I’m also saddened that instead of an intelligent dialog about this mess, both sides seem to be descending into greater vituperation and mutual abusiveness.  I hoped that David Gerrold’s peace overture would meet a better response, but I’m afraid it didn’t – from either side.  Even some of the towering figures of SF/F are lowering themselves into the gutter when attacking those they see as their opponents.  We are all poorer for such conduct.  However, in a very real sense, this is war – a cultural conflict rather than the shooting variety, but war nevertheless.  In war, common decency is one of the first casualties.  I’ll do my best not to stoop to name-calling, with the exception of referring to the other side as ‘social justice warriors’ or SJW’s.  I do so only because I have no other name in my vocabulary to adequately or accurately describe them.  If anyone can suggest a better, more acceptable alternative, I’ll be grateful.

 

Peter Watts on No Moods, Ads or Cutesy Fucking Icons (Re-reloaded)

“Gallo’s Humor” – June 16

Things kind of went downhill from there. The internet— or at least, this little genre bubble thereof— blew up again, loud enough for the Daily Dot to notice way out in the real world. Tom Doherty stuck a boilerplate disclaimer over at Tor.com and was immediately vilified for being A) a misogynist asshole because he publicly reprimanded Irene Gallo when he should have given her a medal for speaking Truth to Power, and also for being B) a left-wing libtard pussy who gave Irene Gallo a slap on the wrist when she should have been fired outright. Gallo herself issued one of those boilerplate fauxpologies whose lineage hearkens all the way back to the ancestral phrase “mistakes were made”. None of it seemed to help much.

Blowing up is not the only thing that comes naturally to humans. Tribalism is in there too.

Before we go any further, let me just cover my ass with a disclaimer of my own: I am no great supporter of puppies, regardless of temperament. (Any regular on this blog already knows the kinds of furry quadruped who own my heart.) I understand that of the two breeds under consideration, the Rabids are far more extreme and downright toxic; Theodore Beale, judging by some of his pithier quotes, seems to be Benjanun Sriduangkaew’s bizarro twin, separated at birth. The Sads, in contrast, have enough legitimacy to warrant at least respectful disagreement and engagement from the likes of George Martin and Eric Flint; they have also distanced themselves from their more diseased cousins (although the point that the final Hugo ballot is more representative of the Rabid slate than the Sad one is well-taken). Even so, I don’t find even the Sad Puppies’ arguments especially meritorious.

So let there be no mistake here: I come not to praise Puppies.

I come to bury the rest of you…..

Over the past few days I’ve sampled a fair number of blog posts and editorials dealing with Gallogate. I’ve recognized a number of the folks who’ve posted comments there, who’ve “liked” the relevant links and rejoinders sliding down my Facebook wall. Some I know only from their handles, when they’ve posted here on the ‘Crawl; others are personal friends.

They all support Irene Gallo.

I would too, if she’d only stood up and offered an apology that didn’t read as though it had been crafted by corporate mealworms. She fucked up; we all do, sometimes. She played into enemy hands. It was a minor and a momentary slip. But the real fuck-up was in how she and her supporters dealt with the aftermath.

There are good reasons to repudiate Puppies. There are legitimate arguments to be made against both Sad and (especially) Rabid breeds— which makes it all the more frustrating that so much of what I’ve seen lately boils down to dumb, naked tribalism. Fallacies that would be instantly derided if made by the other side become gospel; any who question are presumed to be With The Tewwowists (or more precisely, the sea lions). I’m reminded of my own observation back when the Mixon report came out: we’re not a community at all. We’re a bunch of squabbling tribes fighting over the same watering hole.

 

G. K. Masterson on Warden’s Keep

“Dear Tor: I’m an evil unicorn, not a robot!” – June 16

As you can see, I have quite a few Tor books in my library. Over the years, I’ve massed a sizable collection of Tor books that is worth around about $3000. On average, I purchased about $50 worth of Tor books a month on my Kindle. So, while I’m not going to put much of a dent in Tor’s bottom line by myself, I’ll bet the authors whose books I bought will feel it and they might decide to move to a publisher who doesn’t call their customers neonazis and bots. And, ultimately, if Tor doesn’t have books to publish, they have a problem, don’t they?

 

Ria on The Code

“Guest Post: Puppies Crying Bitter Tears” – June 16

Changing the subject a little, another thing that weirds me out about Puppy stuff? The way they seem to think that the Hugos have this liberal bias toward books that only talk about what liberals want talked about, and how nobody’s actually reading these books. And how the voters at Worldcon are some elite subgroup of liberals who earned their voting privileges by, I dunno, helping an elderly Asian woman across the street to get to her ACA-funded doctor’s appointment or something. That stuff straight-up ignores facts that are easily corrected. 30 seconds on Google will net you dozens of reviews for these books, showing that yes, people are reading them. Got the money to go to Worldcon? Great, here are your rights to vote on the Hugos and make your voice heard. It’s not like you have to pass a liberal test or something in order to get these things. You pay money. And you read books. So the idea that books are winning a prestigious award when nobody’s reading them because they suck so bad is just a touch ridiculous.

People have pointed this out before. I’m not the first. But this info seems to slide off people on the Puppy side of the fence because it doesn’t mesh with what they see. It’s not a flawless system. No system is. But some accusations are very easily refutable, and I’m not even sure where they came from beyond, “I’m not winning this award, so it must be a conspiracy against my politics.” At the end of all this, I want the whole damn thing to be over. I want people to stop insulting each other for daring to like a different subset of SFF than they do. There’s room for a lot of opinions here. A lot.

And that includes both conservative “men doing manly things” fiction AND fiction involving nonbinary people in stories that look like they can right out of a liberal buzzword dictionary. Doesn’t make either of them good or bad by default. That’s the trick for the author to manage. You can make a terrible idea into a good story, and a great idea into a terrible story. So yeah, I dislike the Puppies on both a personal and political level, because they’re largely insulting, ignorant, and seem like they’d be a lot happier if people like me shut our mouths and let them get on with doing what they do unopposed, but damn, am I ever eager for this bullshit to stop!

 

L. S. Taylor on What I Learned Today

“What’s an Award Worth? (ConCarolinas 2015 Writing Panel Notes)” – June 16

What’s an Award Worth?

Wendy S. Delmater, Gray Rinehart, Edmund R. Schubert,  John Hartness

Moderator: Misty Massey

…About the Sad and Rabid Puppies and the Hugo awards …

WD: She was there on the inside of that. 15 of the 18 nominees were Rabid Puppies.

GR: Was also a Puppies nomination. After much thought, he has arrived at the metaphor that he was offered a ticket on an airplane, said he’d take that ride, and then the plane got hijacked. And the plane landed and took off again, and there’s people on the plane who want it to crash, and people on the ground who want to shoot it down, and he just wants to get off.

JS: Is reading everything. Will rank his reading appropriately. Regardless of the dynamics, there are people on the ballot this year who could and should be on the ballot. People who got on the plane and were surpreised what happened from there. Ultimately, for the same reason he doesn’t go out of his way to criticize other writers’ writing, he’s going to give the writers the same consideration he hopes others would give to his writing.

GR: Other people voting, they’re very wound up over this, and not sure about voting. Lately, he’s told people that if the situation has poisoned it for them, then don’t read his story. Reading should be a pleasure. If there’s some outside force making it displeasurable, then go find something that will give you pleasure.

ES: Decided to get out because they didn’t nominate him for an award because of his work; they were making a political statement. Felt like there was too much going on.

JS: The one thing he thinks about regarding this whole matter is that we do get wrapped up in awards. Yes, it’s the tail that wags the dog, but regardless, it has made us as a community think, what are these awards about, and why do they matter? The one silver lining is that it’s led to a new discussion, appreciation and understanding of what awards are, can be, and should be, and he cannot argue that this was not a discussion that was not necessary for science fiction and fantasy. It wasn’t the way he’d have had it, but at least now it’s happening.

 

Laura “Tegan” Gjovaag on Bloggity-Blog-Blog-Blog

“Hugo mess… it’s still going on” – June 16

I don’t entirely agree with GRRM on everything about the Hugos, though I’m impressed with his views. It seems to me that most fans have their own opinions. While a few people group themselves into…ahem… slates, and march in lockstep, most of the time with fandom if you get four fans in a room talking about a subject, they’ll have at least five, and more usually 20, opinions. I just spent a fabulous weekend in Seattle with a number of awesome fans. I had the time of my life and feel better than ever about fandom. This Hugo mess is very sad, but fandom is really strong and will survive. We will do what it takes to make sure awards go to the best works, despite slates and hates. What will last is a lot of bad feelings on the parts of many people, especially those who were the direct victims of this nastiness and these attacks. One of them posts in the same comment thread as above. I have made no secret that I’m a big fan of Ursula Vernon and was delighted by her Hugo win for Digger. She posts as well:….

Thank you Ursula. I doubt my opinion means beans to the puppies since it sure seems like the vast majority of them are misogynistic brats, but *I* really appreciate both your work and your willingness to speak out. Thank you.

 

Zander Nyrond on Log of Smallship 1

“More puppy by-product” – June 16

I’m not aware that there is an obligation on me that everything I read for pleasure must confront me with social injustice and demand a political response. I have the real world for that and it’s quite enough. Similarly, I’m not aware that being right of centre, wherever the centre is these days, necessarily implies Nazism; it didn’t when my father was alive, and I’m sure some of my friends would be shocked to learn that it did.

And yes, I still have some conservative friends, despite my advancing age and consequent political ossification. I don’t agree with them, but I respect their right to their convictions. And if I were told that all I had to do, to be accepted into a particular community, was to dissociate myself from them, disavow them, put distance between myself and them, because otherwise it would be assumed that I shared their beliefs…

…well. I would be morally revolted. I would be disgusted. I would form a very low opinion of that community’s intelligence, perception, and maturity. And I would think very long and hard about whether I actually wanted to join such a community. Because that right there is blackmail.

I do not know the leader of the Rabid Puppies, nor do I want to. I can’t imagine how anyone could call him a friend. But the leaders of the Sad Puppies do, and however wrong they may be on everything else, in refusing to ostracise their friend in order to gain acceptance, they are not wrong. And it horrifies me that any of us would think otherwise.

 

Kary English in a comment on File 770 – June 16

I discovered WOTF in the late 80s, about the end of high school. At the time, I wanted like anything to be a writer, SFF for sure, and maybe historical romance. So I wrote a few stories, sent them off and got soundly rejected, albeit with a personal or two. So I thought I didn’t have it, and I quit.

Some 25 years later, stories started pressing their noses up against the glass again, and I started wondering if I should give the writing thing another go. The family and I happened into an electronics store (circuit boards, not televisions), and I gravitated toward the magazine rack, where I picked up my old friends, Analog and Asimov’s (they were out of F&SF).

While I waited for the family, I read Ray of Light (by Brad) in Analog, and I thought “You know, I think I can do that.” So I went home and worked on the story that would become my first WOTF entry in more than two decades. I also joined the WOTF forum where Brad was the moderator. “Brad-that-guy-who-wrote-Ray-of-Light?” Yeah, that Brad. at the time, it felt like one of those nudges from the universe.

So mostly Brad was a fellow writer on the forum. We didn’t interact all that much, but I enjoyed his work and found his progression of sales to Analog motivating. If that guy could do it, I could do it.

I eventually met Brad either at one of the WOTF events or at Superstars Writing Seminar – I can’t remember which one was first, and I’d characterize our relationship as distant but amiable work friends. You know that person who works in another department, but you know their name and face and the few interactions you’ve had were positive? About like that.

Then Mike Resnick bought Totaled, and apparently bent the ear of anyone who would listen – including Brad – about how good it was, and who knew the writer and when could he (Mike) meet me. So it was Brad who found me at another WOTF gala and walked me over to meet Mike. Mike said such nice things about the story that I was a) literally speechless, b) didn’t believe him and thought he was just blowing smoke, and c) had to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room for a cry.

Part of what Mike said – in front of Brad, mind you – was that Totaled deserved to be on the Hugo ballot. (If your Google-fu is strong, you can find a press release to this effect dated many months before SP3).

So what you asked is how I know Brad, and the answer is that I’d characterize him as a colleague and work friend. I gave you the rest of the story because one of the complaints here is “Brad just nominated his friends.”

Maybe that’s the case, but Brad hadn’t read any of my stuff before the Mike Resnick encounter. I’d asked him to, but he declined. (A lot of aspiring WOTFers were asking him, and his response was that he couldn’t read all of us and he didn’t want to play favorites.) Brad’s got closer friends than me, including closer friends who are also writers and share more of his politics. So at least as far as my story is concerned, I think it has a lot more to do with Resnick’s endorsement than with Brad knowing me.

 

H.P. on Every Day Should Be Tuesday

“Review of Sex Criminals vol. 1: One Weird Trick by Matt Fraction” – June 16

For a comic that’s supposed to be, well, comedic, there isn’t much that’s really funny outside of the above quote, the volume subtitle, the inherently funny term “butt stuff,” and the background art in the marital aid store. And then the “magic system” doesn’t really make sense. The “villain” (banks are bad!) is boring and trite, and the bright idea of robbing banks is neither smart nor zzzzzzzzzzzz [falls asleep]. The comic is, though, technically proficient with a time hopping storytelling structure that works well, and it works on an allegorical level as a stand-in for the biting loneliness that is the shadow of so much of modern sex.

 

Lis Carey on Lis Carey’s Library

“The Stars Came Back, by Rolf Nelson” – June 16

Rolf Nelson is a 2015 nominee for the John W. Campbell Best New Writer Award.

It’s a movie script that “morphed into a novel.” Except no, it didn’t. So it has none of the sights, sounds, and actors that make a move or tv show work, and none of the narrative features that make novels work. Here’s the script; you the reader do all the work.

 

Lis Carey on Lis Carey’s Library

“Murder World: Kaiju Dawn, by Jason Cordova and Eric S. Brown” – June 16

Jason Cordova is a nominee for the 2015 John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer….

The characters are cardboard. The prose and the plot are clunky. I wasn’t overly impressed by Cordova’s other sample in the Hugo Voters packet, the short “Hill 142,” as I thought its inventions were arbitrary and not supported in the story, but it’s professional level work. This isn’t.

 

Rebekah Golden

“2015 Hugo Awards Best Related Work: Reviewing Transhuman and Subhuman” – June 16

His goal is to lead the reader to agree with just one of his assumptions and then pretend to reveal great truths built upon those assumptions when really he’s just redefining reality to suit his own whims. It’s obvious that he thinks he is clever but it is surprising anyone else would agree.

 

Rebekah Golden

“2015 Hugo Awards Best Related Work: Reviewing Hot Equations”– June 15

So for a very narrow set of people who want to be very sure that they are writing according to the laws of real physics without actually having to learn physics themselves I can see Burnside’s essay potentially being helpful. Except he doesn’t really make the topic consumable. It’s possible at the end to parrot and quote and follow what he says but a deeper grasp of what it means is only possible with some prior knowledge of science. With some prior knowledge of science I would rather go  read a harder science book to get a broader understanding of the topic.

Oddly enough some of the “harder science” books are easier to grasp than this essay. One of the things I adore about writers like Richard P. Feynman is how approachable, how consumable, their writing is. Here’s a small bit from Feynman’s Tips on Physics: Reflections, Advice, Insights, Practice:

 

ArcticSaxifrage on Hugo+Nebula Science Fiction Review Project

“Addendum: On Puppies, as a Hugo Voter” – June 16

Naturally, there has been a backlash against what has happened. Several authors have refused their nominations once they realized that they had been recommended as part of the slate. This has lead to the Hugo Awards taking the unusual action of adding new nominees until the list was frozen about a month ago. For their part, the cooler heads amongst the dissenting voices, notably Eric Flint and George R.R. Martin, have tried eloquently to address the puppies. Unfortunately, the echo chamber of the internet has simply used their rebuttals to sustain or, perhaps, even throw more gasoline on the puppy fire.

But their commentaries also got me to thinking: having now read through 50+ years of award winners and having casually enjoyed Science Fiction all my life, perhaps I could take some positive action of my own. Not as a writer of persuading posts,* or as someone pointing out the excesses on either side. Instead, why don’t I take a look at the nominees myself and see where I fall in each category?

 


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1,006 thoughts on “Plan K-9 From Outer Space 6/16

  1. Gabriel F. on June 17, 2015 at 10:09 pm said:
    I literally couldn’t answer the first book question. I can’t ever remember not being able to read. My parents made a very concerted effort to have reading and the alphabet available to me from the time I was born, and I took to it like a duck to water.

    Sadly, I read and processed words so quickly that I was actually placed in a remedial reading group in first grade because I stuttered when I had to read out loud. My mouth couldn’t keep up with my brain. My father was furious when he found out. I was reading Tolkien for the first time in that same year my teacher decided I was reading below the acceptable level.

    Oh, cool! I was kind of similar. The first book I recall reading was The Graphic Work of M.C. Escher, but I’m sure there must have been others. I was three years old.

    I liked his little essays about the pictures.

    It was so extraordinarily good that when I saw another book, “The Graphic Work of [Some Other Artist],” I was terribly excited.

    I learned an important lesson about words that day. The other artist was dull and there were no interesting essays.

    By the time I went to kindergarten I was pretty much reading what I liked and had no patience in or interest for the “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish” they handed me, so I missed the bulk of Seuss’ genius until well into adulthood. After they sat me down to read aloud something dreadful and new to me (a Little, Golden book about a puppy, I think) to prove to some adults that I could, I was given free rein at the school library.

    Not too long after that I read Alice in Wonderland and The Hobbit and got into fantasy.

    I was reading science fiction before I understood it. I think I slipped sideways into it from John D. MacDonald mysteries.

  2. @Rev. Bob: an excellent idea for it might be to collect all the boycott addresses in a list entitled Tor Boycott and have a marketing intern or newbie of some sort compile a unique newsletter every week/month of the new titles they’ll be missing out on – with a strong focus on either neutral or right-wing authors that Tor publishes. Could be a fun exercise, and an interesting way to teach someone about the wonderful world of digital marketing.

  3. @matthikins: “Has anyone designed an “I stand with Irene” icon for use on Facebook?”

    I think the surname may be mandatory, lest Holmes fans misunderstand the intent.

    @Doctor Science: (subtractive masculinity)

    Now that’s bloody brilliant. I must think about it long enough to ensure thorough contamination by its cooties.

    @Glenn Hauman: “I think there’s a market for a new fiction award: The Wilkes Award.”

    You, on the other hand, are a dirty bird who is lucky not to owe me a new keyboard. 😉

    Aaand… I’m caught up! Yay!

    (sees new post, which already has 108 comments)

    It never ends… :O

  4. Nigel on June 18, 2015 at 1:41 am said:

    Also, most of the horror authors I’ve known well enough to have an opinion on them as people have been very nice folks,

    Jeffrey Ford made a very funny Facebook post about this not so long ago, speculating that children’s authors probably drink wine from cups made out of infant skulls. Having recently become a children’s author myself, I can neither confirm nor deny. SLUUUUURP.

    Beatrix Potter famously hated children. There is a story that when very elderly she slapped the visiting five-year-old Diana Wynn Jones, I believe it was.

  5. Rev. Bob on June 18, 2015 at 2:52 am said:

    The earliest I can remember is one I’d like tracking down, although it almost certainly wasn’t my actual first. The title was something along the lines of The Alien in the Apple Tree, and about all I remember is that it was a children’s/YA book from no later than the late ’70s, and probably rather earlier. Involved a spaceship crashing into the aforementioned tree and the alien making friends with the kid it belonged to, and it may have been part of a series. Very dim memories, but I’d like to encounter it again for old times’ sake.

    Louis Slobodkin, The Spaceship Under the Apple Tree and various sequels, although the only further one I ever read was The Spaceship Returns to the Apple Tree.

    They were sweet and weird and timely for the 1950s. Lord, I hope the Suck Fairy hasn’t visited.

    I mistakenly thought Louis Slobodkin was a woman for many years (I misread his name as “Lois” on an early edition of Many Moons). I loved his illustration style and finding books he had actually written was neat.

  6. Rev. Bob on June 18, 2015 at 2:52 am said:

    I I do, however, remember my first SF disappointment: The Force of Star Wars, a book-length Christian tract which I got under the very mistaken impression that it was, y’know, more Star Wars. See also the Christian Archie comics…

    Oh my gods, those Christian Archie comics were so confusing.

    First off, they were sold in the local hardware store instead of the bookstore.

    Second, the art was subtly wrong. The characters looked almost right, but they were *always* smiling and they had big gleams in their eyes that the normal Archie characters lacked.

    The jokes were, well, no worse than regular Archie comics, which had always been pretty lame.

    But they kept talking about Jesus in the middle of everything. It felt like an ambush, like a horseriding sleepover that turns out to be a baptism party.

  7. I don’t think I’ve seen a single overtly Christian children’s book that wasn’t based on the Bible. There were a few for the creation myth and parables and such like (we had a picture book for creating the world which had lovely illustrations), but not once something that pretended to be one thing and then launched into conversion attempts. I’m Christian, but the idea of (fake?) Christian Archie is more than a little creepy.

  8. Peace is my Middle Name: like a horseriding sleepover that turns out to be a baptism party.

    This right here deserves some sort of prize

  9. @Meredith:

    I gather they were properly licensed, so not fake, exactly, no.

    But they were made by different people for a very different purpose. And all the kids’ characters were messed up so they could sing the praises of Jesus.

  10. @Peace:

    That sounds like them; thanks. Now for the harder part: acquisition.

    @Meredith: “I don’t think I’ve seen a single overtly Christian children’s book that wasn’t based on the Bible.”

    You’ve escaped the horror that is Inspirational Fiction? Lucky…

  11. Rev. Bob: Yeah, I’ve read some Little and enjoyed it well enough. I should check out that one.

  12. There are also children’s Saint’s Lives — I have seen one particularly, um, classically 1950’s-style one of St. Theresa of Lisieux.

  13. This right here deserves some sort of prize

    Oh, but it has the very best prize! SALVATION!!!!!!!!!

    *retch*

  14. The first book that got me into SFF was The Weirdstone of Brisingamen by Alan Garner. It was a bit of a slog as I suffered from dyslexia but fter that I was hooked.

    The first book I remember the experience of reading was The Dark is Rising by Susan Cooper. I stayed up till 4am reading under the covers, fortified by a box of salada biscuits I purloined form the kitchen.

  15. Danny Sichel on June 18, 2015 at 5:13 am said:

    This right here deserves some sort of prize

    Oh, but it has the very best prize! SALVATION!!!!!!!!!

    *retch*

    I am sure the host’s parents thought so. But I was extraordinarily uncomfortable.

  16. The first book I remember picking out and reading (like a grownup and not aloud) was a short children’s biography of Amelia Earhart, not sure which one though. Then I read one about Kareem Abdul Jabbar, and I read “all” the biographies I could in our small school library. I would have been about seven, I think.

    I’m sure I read lots of children’s SFF as existed at the time, but without noticing the genre. I was on a Nancy Drew kick just before I got hooked. It was the summer I was eleven when my mother gave me The Foundation Trilogy, The Hobbit, and The Fellowship of the Ring. I could not wait until I saved up the money for my own copies, so first I borrowed the The Two Towers and The Return of the King from the library. After that I just wanted more, and went looking for SFF wherever there were books.

  17. Peace Is My Middle Name on June 18, 2015 at 6:01 am said:

    Danny Sichel on June 18, 2015 at 5:13 am said:

    This right here deserves some sort of prize

    Oh, but it has the very best prize! SALVATION!!!!!!!!!

    *retch*

    I am sure the host’s parents thought so. But I was extraordinarily uncomfortable.

    I’ve been proselytised at a few times, mostly in recent years as I engage in various activist causes. There’s one guy in Dublin who goes around with these massive signs with bible quotes or REPENT YE SINNERS on them, feels it’s his message to “save” everyone. Of course, in his mind saving them is giving out about whatever they’re doing that he disapproves of, like being gay or dressing how you choose.

  18. @redheadedfemme – Oh my god, I remember the aliens Black Stallion book! And the one near the end where I think they drug the jockey to sleep with some woman in a swamp and there may be voodoo. Those got STRANGE.

  19. DOctor Science: I am probably not on the right thread but don’t have much time this morning! Howdy! I was wondering if I should flash a sooper sekrit LJ/DW signal at you, or drop you a message, but you figured it out (didn’t take long at all!).

    FANTASTIC post on subtractive masculinity! I’m saving that one for future courses.

  20. I have no idea what my first book was. Possibly The Pink Motel by Carol Brink or maybe castaways in Lilliput by Henry Witterfeld. My first science fiction book might have been Danny Dunn and the Anti-Gravity Paint by Jay Williams, or it might have been the Science Fiction Tales collection edited by Roger Elwood.

  21. @ Peace – oh lord. I believe it. Did you at least get to ride horses?

    I was once roped into a weekend of fun and snow which in practice involved three hour sermons every night during which we were supposed to rededicate ourselves to Christ and throw away all of our sinful possessions (including books, presumably for burning, though the speaker was really hung up on those pens that you click and the woman’s clothes fall off, for some reason.) And it was one of those churches where you are expected to sway, cry, and fall down a lot.

    I was raised Catholic, we did not go in for those shenanigans. But being the only person sitting in a pew while everyone is sobbing and writhing on the floor is…uncomfortable.

  22. @RedWombat and @Peace
    That sounds very uncomfortable situation to be placed into unexpectedly

  23. @RedWombat:

    Not … Exactly? I was barefoot and he was unsaddled and turned out to be a foul-tempered stallion who took off with me on his back.

    People were yelling advice, but it was when he slowed for a u-turn that I jumped off ankle-deep into a pile of manure and I didn’t even mind.

    I’ve had better riding experiences.

  24. I was raised by more or less pagan bolsheviks. All religion was a mystery to me. I didn’t find out until adulthood that my family had Quaker roots.

  25. First sf book: Space Cat, at the age of 5. First adult sf, hmm, hard to say from growing up at a time when sf juveniles/YA weren’t a distinct publishing category. The Doctor Who novelizations, which I got into around the time I turned 7, were shelved with books for adults, but I suspect most of the readers weren’t adults. I think I first read Journey to the Center of the Earth and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea at 10, would those count? If not, then The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (after seeing the show) at 11.

  26. Hoatzin

    Locke Lamora is a book of acceptable quality. Shame about its fans, though

    Ok I’ll take the bait, why shame about the fans of it?

    My first Sci-Fi book would probably be The Sneetches if that counts. For SFF I read a bunch of things like My Third Grade Teacher Is An Alien, Bunnicula, Goosebumps, etc. There’s one I can’t remember the name of but have been trying to remember for year, it was about this boy who goes to outer space and there’s this cube that’s like an iPod that functions as device that can pretty much do whatever but can also generate physical objects. When I was seven I read my dad’s copy of Cat’s Cradle and thought Bokononism and Ice-9 were real things, it gave me nightmares. Carrie when I was 11 flipped my switch to want to read everything I could get my hands on though.

  27. Matt Y on June 18, 2015 at 8:51 am said:

    When I was seven I read my dad’s copy of Cat’s Cradle and thought Bokononism and Ice-9 were real things, it gave me nightmares.

    Oh, me too! Only I was ten or eleven. Man, that book was not for impressionable kids.

  28. Beatrix Potter famously hated children.

    Get the hell out! I never heard that story! I want it to be true, even if it must have been traumatising for little Diana. Me, I’ve been reading at schools for the last few weeks and I think children are flippin’ marvelous.

  29. @Rev. Bob
    @Jamoche: (Eyes/Dragon)
    Everything in King’s canon is tied to the Tower.

    Huh, really? Does that work? Because often when authors retroactively decide to tie works together (like Asimov with Robots and Foundation) it feels like it’s held together with duct tape and baling wire.

  30. The jokes were, well, no worse than regular Archie comics, which had always been pretty lame.

    The Archie Gets Married story went interestingly SFnal places: alternate history and all that. Marrying either Betty or Veronica turns out to be a bad idea. Don’t know that they explored Archie marrying Betty and Veronica.

    (the implication I read into the story is the nerd, forget his name, tries to keep Riverdale caught in a snowglobe of time because all of the futures are bad)

  31. @James Davis Nicholl:

    I will grant you Archie comics have gotten a lot more interesting recently.

    I was talking about Archie comics from the stasis years, the long decades when they were rambling, weird, often pointless assortments of non sequiturs that might be funny if you had the right extremely talented voice actors to read them.

  32. @Peace: Sounds like the newspaper Archie comics, which I only know about because the Comics Curmudgeon has a theory that the “jokes” are all written by a bot that doesn’t quite get the concepts of “humor” or “human behavior”

  33. >> I was talking about Archie comics from the stasis years, the long decades when they were rambling, weird, often pointless assortments of non sequiturs that might be funny if you had the right extremely talented voice actors to read them.>>

    Anything written by Frank Doyle in that era was a delight. Pity they didn’t credit the talent, so you have to figure out that it’s Doyle because it’s (a) funny and (b) the characters are speaking playfully rather than expositorally.

    Most of those Spire Christian comics featuring Archie and the gang were written and drawn by Al Hartley, who was drawing other Archie books at the time, and had drawn lots of teen humor for Marvel before that genre dried up for them.

  34. cmm & Rev. Bob: Personally, I think the Wilkes could be the ultimate in fan awards.

    And since Marvel’s Thor looks to be a likely winner for this year, perhaps the award can be a little hammer.

  35. @Jamoche:

    I never read Archie in the newspapers.

    Nope, it was comic books and those collected “digests” for me.

    And I know it’s not just distorted memory because some in the extended family have a wonderful summer house where the kids’ rooms have stacks of Archie comics and digests from the 1960s through 1980s.

    I’m not saying I didn’t love the things, and I still do. But lordy, for the most part they aren’t very coherent or funny.

  36. @Kurt Busiek:

    Now that you mention it, I can recall some that were inexplicably witty. I vividly remember one where Betty, dressed to play baseball, is asked by Archie on a date and delightedly shucks her clothes, revealing a blue brassiere and underpants. There is some wordplay in that one too.

    I was more aware of the different artists , or at least art styles, since I never knew who was who. I used to copy out the drawings so I could compare them side by side, the Reggie from this story with the Reggie from that story, and so on.

    If artists had been credited I still would remember their names, I bet, the way I remember Michael K. Frith, who illustrated Sesame Street books with a breezy style.

  37. Shockrockets was fun. As a Brit of a certain age it gave me a very Gerry Anderson vibe

    That wasn’t unintended.

    Speaking of which, who else has been watching Thunderbirds Are Go!? You can certainly tell it was written by people who loved the original… down to little things like a giant boulder dropped into a river (in the tenth episode, Tunnels of Time(?)) bobbing a bit as if it were actually styrofoam painted to look like a boulder.

    I’ve also really enjoy Bryan Talbot’s stuff. The Grandville books are steampunk anthropomorphic animals (the first has some nice sight gags for British readers).

    Only British readers? (Granted, I’m Canadian, so I suppose I’m half-British in some ways.) The things are full of bande dessinee references. Like one of the side characters in the first book being a terrier named Snowy who goes on drug-fueled trips with a ‘doughface’ (human)… including one to the moon.

    As for first book, well, I’m another member of the ‘reading longer than I can remember’ crowd; my mother bought a new Dr. Seuss book when I was three just to make sure I was actually reading it rather than having memorized it all from having it read to me over the previous months.

    By the age of ten I’d read The Hobbit (and some of Tolkein’s other work like Farmer Giles of Ham, though the Lord of the Rings was a bit in the future yet), The Dark is Rising series by Susan Cooper, Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury, Dune, and was following along with the Isaac Asimov’s Science Fiction Magazine subscription my father had. And non-SF like The Great Brain books and a lot of Judy Blume. As well as lots of other things I’ve forgotten about. The Chronicles of Prydain and The Tripods would be in the next few years.

  38. Good, good, let the hate flow through you. Attack the moderates. When they try to explain the opposing sides views to you through terms you should well understand nitpick them to death. Accuse them of lying because you project your own behaviors onto others. Act like a mean girl clique. It will surely work in the long run.

    Don’t forget to vote no award on all Hugo categories with puppies of either sort in them. They deserve it. They are ideologically tainted. Shun them and remember to be inclusive at all times.

    SJWs always lie.

  39. Don’t forget to vote no award on all Hugo categories with puppies of either sort in them. They deserve it.

    Based on the quality of the works, they most certainly do. But you don’t read, so you wouldn’t know that.

  40. There is no I in aeou. There are also no consonants. I am what happened with all the discarded vowels from Making light and other tolerant and inclusive places. There is also no I in Rhetoric, unless you are 12 and play counterstrike. There is absolutely no I in facts.

    I am your enemy and my weapon is purple prose.

  41. I am your enemy and my weapon is purple prose.

    Oh you tiny, tiny person. You’re adorable when you think you matter.

  42. >> I am your enemy and my weapon is purple prose.>>

    SFF fans have a long-built-up immunity to purple prose. It’s like trying to chop down a tree with a banana, as a smarter aeou would have noticed by now.

    There is no I in aeou.

  43. Wowsers.

    So the Puppy party line is still desperate attempts to prevent “No Award” voing.

    Gotcha.

  44. Peace Is My Middle Name on June 18, 2015 at 2:04 pm said:
    “Wowsers.
    So the Puppy party line is still desperate attempts to prevent “No Award” voing.
    Gotcha.”

    Well, the sad puppies care about the Hugos and want to save them from decline. The rabid puppies do not really care about the Hugos anymore. There are more important things for us. Go ahead and vote no award, I beg you.

  45. There are more important things for us. Go ahead and vote no award, I beg you.

    The truly hilarious thing is that you think voting for No Award will somehow damage the Hugos.

  46. Oh, it is completely safe Aaron. Nothing will get damaged.

    Well, your credibility is irretrievably shot.

  47. @Jamoche: “Huh, really? Does that work?” (on everything being tied to the Dark Tower)

    Given what the Tower is, it’s not particularly hard to tie everything to it. Different realities, y’see.

    @Aaron: “Oh you tiny, tiny person. You’re adorable when you think you matter.”

    aeou should probably see a doctor about that nasty case of VD s/he’s contracted. It may not be too late for effective treatment.

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