Did My Nose Grow?

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SJWs always lieVox Day’s SJWs Always Lie, released today, is at this writing the #1 Amazon Best Seller in two categories.

Though why should you believe me? You know what SJWs always do.

The book is named after the First Law of SJW: SJWs always lie. SJWS ALWAYS LIE is a useful guide to understanding, anticipating, and surviving SJW attacks from the perspective of a man who has not only survived, but thrived, after experiencing multiple attempts by Social Justice Warriors to disqualify, discredit, and disemploy him in the same manner they have successfully attacked Nobel Laureates, technology CEOs, broadcasters, sports commentators, school principals, and policemen. It analyzes well-known SJW attacks as well as the two most successful examples of resistance to the SJW Narrative, #GamerGate and Sad Puppies.

I have a copy and will read it and report back.

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202 thoughts on “Did My Nose Grow?”

  7. Brave man! If we don’t hear from you tomorrow we will send out a search party.

    Be particularly careful to keep your bearings in Chapter(s) 5.

  8. Did he write an entire book just to find a way to put himself in the same sentence as “Nobel Laureate”?

  9. I did not know I could have less respect for Instapundit than I already did. And yet, it turns out I can.

  11. I don’t think this will cause a universe-destroying paradox unless Mike reads the whole book from start to finish out loud.

  15. I have a copy and will read it and report back.

    No! You’ll flood the whole compartment!

  18. Ah, angling for that sweet, sweet wingnut welfare. As someone said in the other thread, VD has a certain kind of low cunning.

    edit: technically not wingnut welfare (that would be a post at one of the “think tanks” or publications that lose money all the time). This is more writing what rubes want to hear and taking their money (e.g. Ann Coulter).

  22. Well, now we know one of the works that’s going to be in Related Works next year.

  24. I have a vision of him sitting down speaking to his video blog:

    “I’m stuck with a rigged ballot, in an Award system run on a transferable vote happening in just a few months. There’s nothing for it, I’m going to have the rheotoric the sh1t out this….”

    (With apologies to Andy Weir)

  25. Maximillian –

    Well, now we know one of the works that’s going to be in Related Works next year.

    Why related? It’s speculative fiction

  27. The Pups keep coming out with endless streams of “propaganda” for their side that almost seems like they are intentionally designed to make anyone who isn’t deep inside their bizarre bubble world look at them and say “What the hell is wrong with you?”

  28. Mike Glyer: I have a copy and will read it and report back.

    I’d say “thanks for taking one for the team”, but really, dude — this level of self-sacrifice is most decidedly not necessary.

  30. I’m sitting at a pub at the airport, and the title of Alexandra Erin’s book John Scalzi Is Not A Very Popular Author And I Myself Am Quite Popular: How SJWs Always Lie About Our Comparative Popularity Levels made me laugh so loud and hard that a little kid nearby said, “Mommy, why is that person laughing so loud?”

    I gave AE $2.99 just for giving me probably the best laugh I’ll have all day — possibly all week.

  33. But, but, but, if people read this, won’t it get snuck on to next year’s ballot?
    OOOOooohhh, NNNNOOOO!

  35. JJ –

    I’m sitting at a pub at the airport, and the title of Alexandra Erin’s book John Scalzi Is Not A Very Popular Author And I Myself Am Quite Popular: How SJWs Always Lie About Our Comparative Popularity Levels made me laugh so loud and hard that a little kid nearby said, “Mommy, why is that person laughing so loud?”

    I gave AE $2.99 just for giving me probably the best laugh I’ll have all day — possibly all week

    It has three Chapter 5’s so really you’re getting more Chapter 5s for less by getting it.

    I’m completely serious.

  38. I think I’ll wait for the movie to come out. Maybe Bill Plympton will adapt it, with the score by “Weird Al”.

  39. For those interested, here is Alexandra Erin’s Twitter feed (for best effect, read from the bottom up).

    Note: this is best read not in a public place where everyone sitting nearby is convinced that you must be certifiable because you’re laughing and snorting so hard.

  41. I just realized, Vox’s three laws of Social Justice Warriors apply equally to himself.

    #1 – SJWs always lie.

    I really don’t think this one is up for debate. Very few of Vox’s statements conform to any reality I’m familiar with.

    #2 – SJWs always double down.

    So does Vox.

    #3 – SJWs always project.

    Response to suspicion that a cabal is subverting the Hugo results? Form a cabal to subvert the Hugo results.

  42. I’ve been lurking a long time, so Mike, thanks for the excellent site and all your work.

    Also, I use the chrome extension that replaces variations on “SJW” with “Skeleton” and and that book blurb comes through delightfully. Almost something I’d read.

  43. Why does it have 3 chapter fives? Surely, VD, a “Three-time Hugo Award nominee” (sic) is not that incompetent. Must be a reason
    The comments on the amazon site are quite “interesting”.
    When I was at an age where the implications of approaching puberty were important to me, VD was an abbreviation for something no wanted to contract.

  45. Ecclesiastes said, “Wisdom and an inheritance is a good thing.” Vex’s “survival” of the “attempts to destroy him” indicate that even just an inheritance will get you pretty far.

  49. Aaaah! I set everything aside to read Alexandra Erin. Fun stuff. Then I realized one of the things I had set aside was a plate of hummus and flat bread and the dog found it. She’s looking plump and smug.

  50. I would buy an audiobook version of John Scalzi Is Not A Very Popular Author And I Myself Am Quite Popular: How SJWs Always Lie About Our Comparative Popularity Levels as read by John Scalzi.

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