The Scarlet Litter 6/21

aka Puppy on a Hot Tin Roof

Today’s roundup brings you Spacefaring Kitten, Gary Farber, Peter Grant, Tom Knighton, Sgt. Mom, Martin Wisse, David Nickle, Edward Trimnell, John Scalzi, N. K. Jemisin, Neil Clarke, David Gerrold, Ferrett Steinmetz, Jonathan Crowe, Andrew Hickey, Jason Cordova, Nicholas Whyte, Tim Hall, Mari Ness, Kevin Standlee, Mark Ciocco, Lis Carey, Vivienne Raper, and Jonathan Edelstein. (Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editors of the day Daniel Dern and James H. Burns.)

Martin Wisse on Wis[s]e Words

“Having a successful boycott is not the point” – June 21

As I said before, Day is following the Tea Party/Breitbart Culture Wars playbook. Gin up outrage, energise your base, focus their attention on the designated enemy, then fleece the suckers. Vox knows how the game is played because he’d been working for Worldnet Daily one of the low rent rightwing clearing houses his daddy had set up until he became too loony even for them. What are the odds on the next instructions of Day, as “leader of the Rabid Puppies”, will next issue instructions that the only proper way to boycott Tor is to instead buy books by goodthink publishers like Baen or his own vanity press?

The key is not to win, the key is to keep the fight going and make some money doing so. That’s been the career path for whole generations of roghtwing bloviators: fart out articles and blogposts and books about the evil of libruls and blag your way onto wingnut welfare. But to do so you need that red meat to keep the suckers in line. Without the month late fauxrage at Gallo’s comments the Puppies wouldn’t have anything to talk about. But this? This they can spin out until long after this year’s Hugo results are revealed.

It’s hard to deal with this. Just ignoring it is one option, not giving the oxygen of publicity to these people, but can obviously backfire. You can’t deal with this thinking these are normal fans, and that just ignoring it will starve this “controversy” of the fuel it needs. People like Day (and Larry and Brad) are perfectly capable of keeping the fire stoked indefinitely. Not responding just cedes ground and helps them keep up the pretence that they’re speaking for some imagined silent majority.

 

Spacefaring Kitten on Spacefaring Extradimensional Happy Kittens

“Kittens Will Prevail” – June 21

The culture war in science fiction and fantasy fandom is practically over before it even began — and it sure was the lamest war ever. The thing that has been clear for everybody except the Sad Kennelkeepers is that an overwhelming majority of SFF fans, authors and editors are and have always been liberal, in the broad sense of the word.

Yes, a huge part of fandom consists of unpolitical SFF enthusiasts who may from time to time sneer at pro-diversity people who suggest things they find a bit hardline, such as not reading books by straight white males for a year or something, but they’re still open-minded and tolerant. And sure, there are political conservatives in SFF too, but very few of them are interested in really taking any part in the culture war project lead by Larry Correia, Brad R. Torgersen and Vox Day/Theodore Beale, because they’re aficionados first and political activists second or third (and they, too, are mostly open-minded and tolerant). Importing the culture war dynamic somewhere where the other side is missing is not going to end well.

 

Gary Farber on Facebook – June 21

I can barely skim the Puppy summaries at FILE 770 any more because I literally start to feel physically ill. These people and their utter lack of interest in facts, their lunatic paranoia, their rationales for justifying every kind of tactic and practice on the grounds of imagining and alleging that their enemies do it, their crazy tropes (the Nazis were really left-wing!; Planned Parenthood is genocidal!; Emanuel A.M.E. Church isn’t a black church!; Tor Books is an leftist ideological publisher!”), literally make me sick. John C. Wright: “The other side consists of people at Tor who regard Tor as an instrument of social engineering, an arm of the Democrat Party’s press department, or a weapon in the war for social justice.” That would be why they publish … John C. Wright. Thirteen of his books so far.

 

Peter Grant on Bayou Renaissance Man

“Latest developments over the Tor imbroglio” – June 21

Speaking of Vox, he’s taken note of speculation from SJW’s and their ilk that the individuals at Tor who’ve been named in connection with the boycott may be at risk of violence.  Since I’ve seen not a single reference to that – even the vaguest hint – from our side of the fence, I, like him, can only put it down to paranoia, or an utterly warped, twisted sense of reality (or the lack thereof), or deliberate lying.  It’s absolutely insane . . . yet they’re hyping it up.  (Edited to add:  James Sullivan absolutely nailed the process in a comment at Vox’s place.)

 

 

Sgt. Mom on The Daily Brief

“Making Blight at Tor” – June 21

And what ought to be the response of those who feel deeply and personally insulted by employees of Tor, such as MS Gallo, and those who clearly stand in agreement with her ill-considered remarks? And what ought Tor to do, over what they already have done? Clean house seems to be the basic consensus; leaving the precise details up to Tor. And to effect that? Some of the offended recommend and are participating in an outright boycott. Some of them – like me – have tastes that run to other and non-Tor published authors, and haven’t bought anything from Tor in years. Others favor purchasing their favorite Tor authors second-hand, and hitting the authorial tip-jar with a donation. I still have the sense that for many of us – after having weathered numerous comments along the same line as MS Gallo’s without much complaint – this was just the final straw.

 

David Nickle on The Devil’s Exercise Yard

“Art Lessons” – June 21

It seems to me that the life of my father Lawrence is a good example to bring up right now, in this very political culture war about what is at its root, an art form.  The point of doing art, to paraphrase Neil Gaiman, is to make good art. It is not to chase awards, or other sorts of validation; it is not to look enviously at those who do receive those awards, who bask in that validation, and try to supplant them through forces democratic or otherwise.

It would be naive to say that such things don’t happen in communities of proper artists. They do, again and again, and are happening now in this science fiction and fantasy community of proper artists.

But I think my father would have said that the behaviour of the Puppies whether sad or angry, is the one sure sign of not being a proper artist. He would take it as a vulgar sign of weakness. It would earn his quiet but certain contempt.

 

Edward Trimnell

“Boycott Tor Books, you ask?” – June 21

A few readers have recently emailed me to ask if I plan to join the boycott of Tor Books, or if I publicly support the boycott.

The short answer is: No. But let me give you the longer answer—because this covers some important issues.

First of all: I am on record as disagreeing with the positions of Patrick Nielsen Hayden and John Scalzi. (I’ve taken Mr. Scalzi to task on this blog many times.) I’m not as familiar with Moshe Feder and Irene Gallo. But what I have seen of them so far, I don’t evaluate favorably.

That said, I think the boycott is a bad idea. And here’s why:

I dislike the Internet mob—whether it is a rightwing mob, or a leftwing mob. I dislike the Internet’s hive mindset, which says:

“If you say something we don’t like, we’re going to whip up all of our minions into a frenzy, and then destroy your livelihood, or harass you into silence at the very least. Oh—and we’re going to do all of this anonymously, hiding behind bogus screen names, avatars, and IP addresses! And aren’t we courageous!”

That is, of course, exactly what the SJW crowd does. But I’m not one of them—and I’m not a joiner, either. Just because I disagree with John Scalzi & Co. doesn’t mean that I’m eager to flock to the banner of Vox Day and others on the far right.

 

John Scalzi on Whatever

“Note to WSFS Members: Killing the Best Novelette Hugo is a Terrible Idea” – June 21

[Excerpts two of five points.]

  1. It is unnecessary to get rid of the Best Novelette category in order to “make room” for the Best Saga category. I’m unaware of the need in the WSFS constitution to limit the number of Hugo Awards given out; it’s not a zero sum game. Speaking as someone who has both emceed the Hugos and sat in its audience, I understand the desirability of not having an infinite proliferation of Hugo categories, because the ceremony can be long enough as it is. But that’s not a good enough reason to give one fiction category the axe at the expense of another, nor can I think of another good reason why the inclusion of the “saga” category requires the doom of another fiction category. It is, literally, a false dichotomy.

This false dichotomy is bad in itself, but also offers knock-on badness down the road. For example:

  1. It privileges novel writing over short fiction writing. Bud Sparhawk, a writer and human I admire rather a bit, complained to me once (in the context of the Nebulas) that calling the Best Novel award “the big one,” as many people often do, is an implicit disrespect of the art of short fiction writing, and of the skills of those who write to those lengths.

 

John Scalzi in a comment on Whatever – June 21

Now, if the Best Saga Hugo proposal hadn’t had tried to unnecessarily murder the Best Novelette category, is it something I could see my way toward voting for?

My current thought about it is “no, not really.” Here’s why: …

[Makes a four-point argument.]

 

https://twitter.com/nkjemisin/status/612803230377095168

 

 

David Gerrold on Facebook – June 21

You can have my Best Novelette Hugo when you pry it out of my cold dead hands.

 

 

Jonathan Crowe

“Some Initial Thoughts on a Couple of Hugo Award Amendments” – June 21

The [Best Saga] amendment points out that most sf/fantasy comes out in series nowadays — around two-thirds, they claim — whereas Hugo voters tend to vote for standalone books. According to the proposal,

for the past decade, the Best Novel category has been dominated by stand-alone works, with nine out of the eleven winners being such (and one of the two series novels is a first book in its series). The distribution of Best Novel winners is badly out of step with the general shape of the market, even though the nominees run close to the market trend.

I’d argue that a decade doesn’t give us nearly enough data points. Over the past quarter century, the split between standalone books and series books among Hugo winners is about fifty-fifty — and I’m including the first books of eventual trilogies, such as Ann Leckie’s Ancillary Justice (2014), Robert J. Sawyer’s Hominids (2003) and Robert Charles Wilson’s Spin (2006). Sequels to have won Hugos include Lois McMaster Bujold’s Paladin of Souls (2004), Vernor Vinge’s Deepness in the Sky (2000), and Orson Scott Card’s Speaker for the Dead (1987). Books two and three of Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars series won Hugos, as did the fourth installments of the Harry Potter and Foundation series. And that doesn’t get into the number of Bujold’s Miles Vorkosigan books that have won Hugos as well.

So I’m not sure that the proposal’s premise holds up.

 

Andrew Hickey on Sci-Ence! Justice Leak!

“Hugo Blogging: Sagas” – June 21

Were the “best saga” award to be brought in *and all books in series to be removed from the “best novel” category*, I would be ecstatic, because that would give more exposure to the standalone novels the field should be producing. As it is, though, it seems likely that it will encourage even further the decline of the field into a niche of thirty-book series called The Chronicles Of The Saga Of Dullworld. When the playing field is already tilted in one direction, tilting it further seems a bad idea.

 

https://twitter.com/WarpCordova/status/612621600660299776

 

Nicholas Whyte on From The Heart of Europe

“E Pluribus Hugo, and other proposals (long post)” – June 21

My conclusions on the various proposals: So with a slightly heavy heart – I regret that small-minded slate-mongers have killed off a large part of the wisdom-of-crowds aspect of the Hugo nominations process – I endorse E Pluribus Hugo as the best fix to prevent slates from dominating the process in future without irreparable damage to the credibility of the awards. Edited to add: I no longer think that a “large” part of the wisdom-of-crowds aspect has been killed off.

Three other proposals for reforming the Hugo process have been submitted to Sasquan. One is to abolish the 5% threshold; as I mentioned above, I agree with this faute de mieux, but E Pluribus Hugo removes the threshold requirement anyway, so I would only support it if E Pluribus Hugo is rejected.

I don’t support the proposal to merge two of the short fiction categories and create a “Best Saga” category. The multiple short fiction awards at present reward writers who express their ideas succinctly rather than at big commercial length, and I’m in favour of that. The “Best Saga” proposal doesn’t fix any existing problem but does create new ones – not least of which, who is going to have time to read all the finalists between close of nominations and close of voting?

I do support the “4 and 6” proposal, to restrict voters to a maximum of four nominations rather than five as at present, but to extend the final ballot to include six rather than five finalists. If E Pluribus Hugo is not adopted, the “4 and 6” proposal is a lesser safeguard against slates, in that it becomes much more difficult to marshall your minions to support six slated works if they have only four votes each. And if E Pluribus Hugo is adopted, voters who nominate five candidates will get less value for their nomination than those who nominate four, and so on; the first part of the “4 and 6” proposal seems to me a decent indication to voters that a slightly different nominating strategy is now necessary (even though it’s not actually part of E Pluribus Hugo). As for the second part, I do feel that good work is left off the Hugo ballot every year, and while Mike Scott’s proposal from April (1, 2, 3) would have designed a certain responsiveness in the system specifically in reaction to the slates, I’d prefer a broader, simpler and less slate-dependent change, and I think that expanding the final ballot to six rather than five does that.

 

Tim Hall on Where Worlds Collide

“E Pluribus Hugo” – June 21

Out of Many, A Hugo, the proposal from Making Light for changing the Hugo Awards voting system in an attempt to fix the problems that came to a head this year.

It uses a Single Divisible Vote, which is a form of proportional system rather than the first-past-the-post system used up to now, and is designed to prevent any well-organised minority from dominating the nominations out of all proportion to their numbers.

I like the system a lot, although the complexity of the counting system means the count must be computerised. It has many of the same advantages as the widely-used Single Transferrable Vote system, though a notable difference is that you don’t need to rank your nominations in any kind of order.

 

Mari Ness

“Proposed changes to Hugo Awards” – June 21

Moving onto the “KILL THE NOVELETTE CATEGORY ALREADY!” question, well, I’m a short fiction writer, so I’m an interested party here.

First, I’ll note that there’s some precedence for this, with the World Fantasy Award which does not offer a separate category for novelettes. Second, I am deeply sympathetic with the complaints of voters who do not want to check the word count for the short fiction they’ve read, and that the dividing line between novelette and short story has issues because of where it lands (at 7500 words) and that really, novelettes are just long short stories and should be treated like that. Not to mention the complaints that the Hugo ballot is waaaaayyyyyyyy too long as it is. I’ve made that last complaint myself. My understanding is that the novelette category has historically gotten fewer nominations than other categories, so even as a short fiction writer, I fully get the keeeeellll it! keeellllllll it dead! feeling here.

But.

The first problem is the number of eligible short fiction works versus the number of eligible works in most of the other categories. Novels possibly come close, and, with blog posts eligible for the catch-all category of Best Related Work (which this year includes a nominee that isn’t even particularly “related”), that category does as well. Novellas are currently experiencing a resurrection, so those numbers might creep up.

Otherwise – the number of eligible podcasts is in the double digits. The number of semi-prozines and fanzines is also in the double digits; the same names keep popping up in those categories for a reason. The number of eligible graphic novels probably in the triple digits. Films are in the double, maybe triple digits. Television episodes, including cartoons, might pop up to a little over 1000. The number of eligible short stories, in that category alone, is conservatively around 6000. Expanding that category to include works up to 10,000 words will just expand that number.

 

Kevin Standlee on Fandom Is My Way Of Life

“New Business Is New Business”  – June 21

The deadline for submitting proposals to the Business Meeting this year is August 6, 2015. The procedure for submitting proposals is listed on the Business Meeting page on the Sasquan web site under “New Business Submissions.” The WSFS Rules are published online and are distributed to the members in the progress reports. None of this is secret. And if you have questions about the process, you can write to me or to the entire WSFS business meeting staff through the wsfs-business address @sasquan.org.

I’ve written a Guide to the Business Meeting that tries to explain this. I’m available to answer questions. I just beg of people to not assume the worst of everything. It’s very frustrating to work this hard and to hear people assuming that it’s all rigged in some way. Well, it’s set up to allow the members who choose to participate in the process to come to a decision in a way that balances the rights of the members as a whole, of the members who attend, of majorities and minorities, of individuals, and of absentees, in a fair manner. However, “fair” and “I got what I personally wanted” are not always the same thing, and it would be wise to keep that in mind when approaching any form of deliberative assembly.

 

Mark Ciocco on Kaedrin Weblog

“Hugo Awards: Novelettes” – June 21

[Reviews all five nominees]

Novelettes! Good old novelettes! What do you call something that’s longer than a short story, but shorter than a novel? A novella, of course, but that’s too easy. Let’s invent something between a short story and a novella, and call it a novelette! On the one hand, it is a bit odd that SF/F seems to be the only genre in literature that makes this distinction (something about a legacy of SF’s pulpy magazine roots, where different sized works had different pay scales) and it seems rather pointless and confusing for no real reason. On the other hand, it just means we get to read more fiction, which is actually a pretty cool thing. Once again, none of my nominees made the final ballot, but such is the way of short fiction awards. Last year’s Novelettes were pretty darn good (with one obvious and notable exception), and it looks like this years will rival that:…

 

Lis Carey on Lis Carey’s Library

“Andromeda Spaceways In-Flight Magazine” – June 21

Andromeda Spaceways In-Flight Magazine is a 2015 Hugo nominee for Best Semiprozine.

Visually, I found this a lot more appealing than Abyss & Apex, the only other nominated semiprozine I’ve looked at so far. On the other hand, I was not as impressed by the accessible fiction. Also, there seemed to be no means to access the relevant material, i.e, what was actually published during 2014.

 

Vivienne Raper on Futures Less Traveled

“Reading the Rockets – Best Short Story” – June 21

[Reviews all five nominees.]

First up, Best Short Story. The nominees are:

  • “On A Spiritual Plain”, Lou Antonelli (Sci Phi Journal #2, 11-2014)
  • “The Parliament of Beasts and Birds”, John C. Wright (The Book of Feasts & Seasons, Castalia House)
  • “A Single Samurai”, Steven Diamond (The Baen Big Book of Monsters, Baen Books)
  • “Totaled”, Kary English (Galaxy’s Edge Magazine, 07-2014)
  • “Turncoat”, Steve Rzasa (Riding the Red Horse, Castalia House)

These range between dire and good. And only one of them, in my view, is even remotely worthy of being considered for a Hugo Award (if I’m being charitable). And that, surprisingly, is the military SF story Turncoat.

 

Jonathan Edelstein in a comment on File 770 – June 21

Officer Pupke

CORREIA:

Dear kindly Sergeant Pupke You gotta understand It’s just that we’re fed up-ke About our losing hand; The lefties run the ballot And us they underrate: Golly Moses, that’s why we’re a slate!

CORREIA AND PUPPIES:

Officer Pupke, we’re really upset Our writing never got the love that it ought to get. We’re not really rabid, we’re misunderstood – Deep down, our books are pretty good.

CORREIA:

There’s some good!

PUPPIES:

There is good, there is good There is unread good! In the worst of us, there is some good.

[Continues.]

 

Jonathan Edelstein in a comment on File 770 – June 20

[Parody of ”Guys and Dolls”]

…When you see a guy froth without knowing why You can bet that he’s angry about some CHORF. When you spot a dude sounding like he’s von Krupp Chances are he’s a Pup whose full-measured cup of outrage is up.

When you see Vox Day swear he’ll make Gallo pay And direct all his minions to cut Tor off Call it dumb, call it cloying But the thing that is most annoying Is that he’s only angry about some CHORF….

[Continues]

 


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753 thoughts on “The Scarlet Litter 6/21

  1. @Stevie

    Well, considering that many of us disabled people are largely limited to online comments and tweets, I don’t think that’s a good stance to take. It would effectively silence a lot of us.

    Besides that, its helpful to conceptualise the many barriers we face – including social ones.

  2. @Stevie:

    I have only encountered ableism as a word used to describe either

    (1) Flawed public policy that does things like mandating people must physically file forms to a location with only stair access;

    (2) The reaction to attempts to change these kinds of public policies that often takes the form: “Catering to everybody will be too expensive”;

    (3) The ongoing existence of a large amount of idiom that denigrates disabilities.

    1, 2 & 3 are often linked so it is helpful to discuss them under a single term.

    You seem to think ableism is a stick to hit health workers with. I honestly don’t understand why you have come to that conclusion, but I’m happy to listen to alternate language suggestions if you have them.

    ETA: You might want to run ableism through google scholar, it isn’t just an internet activist term, nor just a US one.

  3. If I was asked not to quote somebody here, the chances I’d honor the request/demand are pretty close to nil. This is a public discussion. If the person I quote doesn’t want to talk to me, that’s fine. The comment’s not just intended for that person.

  4. @ meredith, if it’s any help, I think you’ve been super calm in the face of what was occasionally rather a lot of provocation.

  5. @rcade

    If I was asked not to quote somebody here, the chances I’d honor the request/demand are pretty close to nil. This is a public discussion. If the person I quote doesn’t want to talk to me, that’s fine. The comment’s not just intended for that person.

    Yes, basically all of that. Have an imaginary upvote: +1

    @RedWombat

    Luckily, no-one can see all the things I type and delete before I decide I don’t sound like a raging hulk. 🙂 Thank you for the reassurance! (Hopefully thanking you won’t get you labeled a white knight.)

  6. Meredith

    Er, where did I suggest that someone should stop tweeting or Tumbliring?

    I am simply questioning whether that activity is the best use of your resources; I don’t think it is. Never ending pity fests are, no doubt, fun, but they get boring very rapidly…

  7. Well, Torgersen says clearly that it is a matter of personal bias:

    “Now, for a few personal caveats. These are just my prejudices and biases speaking, so take ’em or leave ’em.”

    But still:

    “Downbeat endings suck. They are ‘literary’ and some critics and aesthetes love them. But they suck. If you’re going to roast your characters in hell, at least give them a little silver lining at the end? Some kind of hope for a more positive outcome? Your readers will thank you.”

    I don’t think that Torgersen really thought this through. Or maybe he was only thinking of novels (where I personally have more feelings invested in the main protagonist and wish him/her well). But for short stories…

    May favourite authors of short stories are Robert Scheckley, Roald Dahl and Ray Bradbury. And there are a few others like Heinlein, Asimov and Lovecraft. Not one of the stories that I remember best had a happy ending. Scheckley had a fantastic short story where the characters girlfriend just wanted to kill him – as a gesture of good.

    So this is a place where my personal taste clearly differs from his.

  8. I didn’t actually see a link to John Oliver’s HBO piece last night on online harassment, so here it is again:

    Note the appearance of various #gamergate targets, including Brianna Wu, wife of Hugo winner Frank Wu.

  9. @Stevie

    I didn’t think you had – I just think you’re underestimating the importance of online networking among disabled people as a thing that really does help disabled people. We share a lot of tips that way – its how I found out about crutches I can actually use, ring splints, got help with filling in various government forms, taping joints, advice on new weird symptoms cropping up… As well as, yes, support for when things are especially terrible. Its a very valuable part of activism for people with disabilities. Stealth resistance against a world that’s screwing us over, if you like. 🙂

  10. Brian Z
    :

    “Folks: My last post on Making Light. That was fun.”

    As we say it in sweden: Time for you to take off your victim sweater.

  11. @ Stevie

    I am simply questioning whether that activity is the best use of your resources; I don’t think it is. Never ending pity fests are, no doubt, fun, but they get boring very rapidly…

    That’s some pretty huge concern trolling. I’m pretty sure that Meredith doesn’t need you prioritizing her spoons for her.

  12. Influxus

    This is yet another cultural clash; I appreciate that you don’t bother to check your data, but I do. And of course there are very obvious reasons why you can’t be bothered to check your data, but what happens then is that I conclude this part of the discussion is of no further value.

    If it’s any help my family addressed me as Spock..

  13. @Hampus

    Time for you to take off your victim sweater

    What is the origins of this phrase ? I tired the Google but nothing I could find. Is it a common phrase or a pop culture/media reference ?

  14. @ meredith – *grin* I usually see “white knight” applied to men, with the assumption that the only reason they’d ever say anything nice about women is with the hope of getting laid.

    Being female and a perpetual player of D&D paladins, I’m sort of amused.

  15. @Gabriel F

    Its alright, I think I’ve done as much as I can to explain why online spaces and online activism for people with disabilities are valuable and not just pity-parties.

    Oh! Except for one thing: The Spartacus Network was started by people with disabilities some of whom met online, and all of whom co-ordinated online. This is how disabled people work together, and for a lot of us, its the only way.

  16. @Camestros Felapton, talking about the “Single Divisble Novel”: There is some precedent for that sort of thing. Anne McCaffrey won the Hugo for half of Dragonflight, and George R.R. Martin for about a tenth of A Game of Thrones.

    @John Seavey:

    the same problem happens whenever I try to … watch a well-written piece of music.

    There are some options for that latter. For example:

  17. This is yet another cultural clash; I appreciate that you don’t bother to check your data, but I do. And of course there are very obvious reasons why you can’t be bothered to check your data, but what happens then is that I conclude this part of the discussion is of no further value.

    If that is a metaphor, I think I was asking to look at your “data” and pointing out that there is “data” that directly contradicts your assertion that ableism is only used by people who perceive themselves as “culturally US”.

    If that’s not a metaphor then count me mystified by your hostility.

  18. I don’t get to follow the threads completely during the work week, alas, but I saw enough to convince me it was worth paging back to see Brian’s Final (Promises Promises) Making-Light Comment repost. And now I’ve seen it.

    I will not be engaging Brian on slate or EPH-related matters going forward, or, for that matter, even reading his posts on same.. I of course would never for a moment dream of telling anyone else to do. But you know, I’m not copyrighting my approach either; it is shareable without attribution. 🙂

  19. @RedWombat

    Paladin solidarity!

    Well, I’m queer. I could be offering it around to anyone. 😉 I don’t know how you’d fit into the narrative – perhaps you’d be “cooing” rather than white knighting, which sounds an awful lot less cool to me.

    Since both Ann and I are women I’m a little puzzled about what value there would be in white knighting. Surely theoretical male commenter who just wants to get laid would be theoretically halving his chances by picking a theoretical side!

    ETA and not @anyone specific: I emphatically don’t think anyone here was white knighting, by the way. I haven’t seen any signs of it on other subjects and I don’t think anyone is going doolally over my book gravatar so it can’t be something special to me (besides the first comment didn’t think I was female!). I’m mildly insulted on the behalf of anyone who just got painted with it; its not fair and if Ann wants to insult me she should stick to that rather than getting at bystanders.

  20. Scott Frazier:

    “Ico, Shadow of the Colossus, and now The Last Guardian:”

    Oh, how I hated that trailer. A boy and a cow chicken running around destroying old ruins that had probably stood for hundreds of years. Someone should take that kid by the ear and drag him home for a few millenias of house arrest.

  21. I don’t think anyone is going doolally over my book gravatar

    Those are some sexy-ass books, though.

  22. ULTRAGOTHA is a Merovingian superhero. But not a white knight.

    Or any other kind of knight.

  23. Well, I’m certainly not going to have knight-mares due to anything I see or read here! The PB &J I had for dinner possibly, but nothing from here! 😉

  24. Shambles:

    @Hampus

    Time for you to take off your victim sweater

    What is the origins of this phrase ? I tired the Google but nothing I could find. Is it a common phrase or a pop culture/media reference ?

    The phrase, “offerkofta” in swedish, is quite new. I can’t remember exactly when it was first started to be used, but 5-10 years ago? After that, it took of like pairie fire. I tried to google for origins in swedish too, but couldn’t find it. I have a vague memory of it being used first in an opinion article or perhaps a political debate.

  25. Sensible knights ride knight-geldings to avoid their mounts getting distracted in battle. 😉

  26. Meredith, maybe for courasirs and rounceys; but not for destriers.

    A knight’s destrier was the foundation underlying his seat.

  27. Hampus Eckerman: The phrase, “offerkofta” in swedish, is quite new. I can’t remember exactly when it was first started to be used, but 5-10 years ago? After that, it took of like pairie fire. I tried to google for origins in swedish too, but couldn’t find it. I have a vague memory of it being used first in an opinion article or perhaps a political debate.

    Ooh! Thank you for making me one of today’s Lucky 10,000.

    Victim’s Jacket or Sacrifice Cardigan.

  28. I shall be the tiresome person who tells you about their character, and point out that my D&D paladin is of the Order of the Silver Weasel.

    We have battle-skunks. Whether or not they are gelded is entirely beside the matter.

  29. Hi Meredith,

    Sorry I didn’t provide any links when discussing my happy anime.

    Cardcaptor Sakura is available on Crunchyroll. There are some…….questionable things in there, but I still find it very sweet.

    Another one I find funny is Polar Bear’s Cafe, which is about…well, a cafe run by a polar bear. Slice of life with talking animals.

    I maybe should have dropped this in the thread from a couple of days ago, but didn’t know if it would be seen there. Thought you might want those happy links tonight.

    Also re: your gravatar: World War Z? Ooh baby! *fans self*

  30. RedWombat

    I’ll bet they’re Entire. ‘Cause who would want to cut them?

  31. @Dawn Incognito

    Thanks! Yes, its good timing. 😀

    I was a little sad how few of the titles are readable that size, but I was pretty happy that one was visible! My books have more sex appeal round here than I do. 😉 (I should’ve thought to slip my autographed copy of The Truth by Terry Pratchett on there, then all the File770 commenters would come to the yard.)

  32. Ann Somerville on June 22, 2015 at 5:02 pm said:
    “Ann Somerville has previously expressed her wish to ignore me”

    So why are you still digging at me? You’re not remotely honest, Meredith. If you comment on my comments, then you can expect a response. You don’t get to poke me and run away, claiming innocence. Only toddlers do that.

    She wasn’t digging at you. She was answering to Robert.
    I like you a lot, Ann, but I am greatly disturbed by the level of verbal violence you employ.

  33. It bears noting that suicide rates went down for a lot of kinds of disabled people as social networks grew. The Internet is a documentably material gain in the lives of many of us.

  34. Neil W: I liked the Goonies novelization ok as a kid, but it didn’t survive my culls of childhood books, and probably, I suspect, for a reason. I do still have the Willow one, and loved it and reread it extensively enough in my teens that i dread to revisit it, and fully expect the suck fairy to have got there ahead of me.

    And hey, this is a good community for advice on what to read next. Besides Hugo Nominees, I also need a book to read aloud while sitting around with a baby nursing (or in early stages of sleeping). The one I initially picked proved to be a book that doesn’t read aloud well. (some books don’t, even when the words flow fine when read silently). I was going to try the Hobbit, but my copy is literally in no shape to hold up one handed while trying to arrange an infant. I know Pratchett worked with his older brother* but I feel like I reread most of the ones I’m inclined to reread too recently. And I break out the children’s books *later*, when they’re old enough to care (Pratchett was followed by Winnie-the-Pooh for son#1).

    All the baby needs in me to use a relatively lulling tone, but *I* need to enjoy the story, and the process of reading it aloud.
    _____________
    * Er, sort of. I didn’t run into any hitches to do with sentences that don’t work right when spoken. But the work I chose was Nation, which, as well as killing off an entire people right off the hop, has a lot of scenes very intimately dealing with birth and death in close proximity… on the plus side, I blame Pratchett for the fact that I, and my son, know all 5 verses to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, instead of the single one everyone knows.

  35. Lenora Rose: Maybe something by Terry Bisson? His prose often has wonderful cadence.

  36. @rrede
    Thank you for the kind words.

    I am in a bit of an odd spot in this whole thing. I actually know a number of people who have supported the Sad Puppies since SP1. They are my friends and my fannish family. So I really do see both sides of the argument on this one. The reason I stand against the Puppies at this point is not because I am some sort of left-wing SJW. I am many low-down dirty things, but that is not one of them. The Puppies use of slates, their rhetoric, their insistent on forcing their one true way goes against the values I learned from those fannish friends and family.

  37. Bruce Baugh: It bears noting that suicide rates went down for a lot of kinds of disabled people as social networks grew. The Internet is a documentably material gain in the lives of many of us.

    I think it’s probably also been a huge boon to people living in very small, insular towns. If my parents hadn’t been some of the most educated people in town and emphasized how important it was for me to go to University, I’d probably never have gotten out into the world and had the amazing experiences I’ve had — and with the limited library selection there, that would have been a very grim life for me indeed.

    Remembering how horrible my childhood was, it’s good to think that there are a lot of kids growing up in small towns who wouldn’t have had the same opportunities as me back then, but who have a lot more opportunities now.

  38. @ lenora rose

    I read large portions of Diana Wynn Jones’ Howl’s Moving Castle and Castle In The Air to my nephew when he was very small. He just wanted me to read to him, and as long as I used that “reading to baby” soothing voice, he really didn’t care what I was reading.

  39. Chris Hensley: I am many low-down dirty things, but [some sort of left-wing SJW] is not one of them.

    I for one have really appreciated your rational and insightful posts, and am very glad that you have chosen to brave the Teeming File770 Hive of Perfidy and Wretched Villainy.

    But I am sorry that this mess has put you somewhat at odds with your fannish family. :-/

  40. Good with internet: The feeling of not being alone, whoever you are, wherever you live. Always being able to find likeminded. Which of course is the drawback also.

  41. @Gabriel F. Now I want to hear someone do Chuck Wendig’s Blackbirds in a reading to baby voice.

  42. I prefer to White Night people, because it involves a lot more ballet and tap dancing.

  43. JJ: “I think it’s probably also been a huge boon to people living in very small, insular towns.” Absolutely. Evidence turns up in fascinating places, like the forums at Arlo Guthrie’s website – lots of folks who live in small towns and literally don’t know anyone in person who shares their interest in peace, organic gardening, and such. But they get to support each other. 🙂

  44. John Seavey: Formal review of Ancillary Justice at my blog.

    Thanks for that! I hope you’ll go on to read Ancillary Sword as well. I think Leckie did a really great job of taking the second book in new and interesting directions, rather than just doing a re-hash of book one.

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