Enriching Your Puppy Vocabulary 8/26

(1) Rachel Keslensky has contributed a comic called The Saddest Puppy to Scenes From A Multiverse.

(2) Eric Flint – “Do We Really Have To Keep Feeding Stupid And His Cousin Ignoramus?”

So. Let me establish some Basic Facts:

Fact One. There is no grandiose, over-arching SJW conspiracy to deny right-thinking conservative authors their just due when it comes to awards. It does not exist. It has never existed. It is nothing but the fevered dreams which afflict some puppies in their sleep.

It is preposterous—there is no other word for it—to claim that there is some sort of systematic bias against conservatives in F&SF in the same year (2015) that the Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America bestowed the title of Grand Master on Larry Niven and the liberal literary magazine the New Yorker ran a very laudatory article on the author Gene Wolfe.

Fact Two. There is no reflexive reactionary movement to drag F&SF kicking and screaming back into the Dark Ages when all protagonists had to be white and male (and preferably either engineers or military chaps). The very same people who piss and moan about diversity-for-the-sake-of-it litter their own novels with exactly the same kind of diversity they deplore when their opponents do it.

Yeah, I know they’ll deny it. “The story always comes first!” But the fact is that there is no compelling plot function to Ringo’s inclusion of the gay couple in Under a Graveyard Sky. So why did he put them in the novel? The answer is that, like any good writer—and whatever my (many) political disagreements with John, he’s a damn good writer—he tries to embed his stories into the world he created for them. The world of Black Tide Rising is the modern world, and his novels reflect that—as they should.

And I defy anyone with a single honest bone in their body—just one; even a pinkie bone—to read his depiction of that gay couple and tell the world afterward that he’s a homophobe. Which is not to say, mind you, that John and I would agree on any number of issues that come up around the question of LGBT rights. But that’s a separate matter.

There are real disagreements and divisions lying at the heart of the Recent Unpleasantness. But I wish to hell people would dump the stupid stereotypes so we could get on with a serious discussion and debate.

Fact Three. Yes, there is a problem with the Hugo awards, but that problem can be depicted in purely objective terms without requiring anyone to impute any malign motives to anyone else. In a nutshell, the awards have been slowly drifting away from the opinions and tastes of the mass audience, to the point where there is today almost a complete separation between the two. This stands in sharp contrast to the situation several decades ago, when the two overlapped to a great extent. For any number of reasons, this poses problems for the awards themselves. The Hugos are becoming increasingly self-referential, by which I mean they affect and influence no one except the people who participate directly in the process.

That said, however, as I spent a lot of time in my first essay analyzing—see “Some comments on the Hugos and other SF awards”—the causes of the problem are complex and mostly objective in nature. There is no easy fix to the problem. There is certainly no quick fix. Most of all, there is no one to blame—and trying to find culprits and thwart the rascals does nothing except make the problem worse.

(3) More backstory on the Lamplighter/Nielsen Hayden encounter.

(4) John ONeill in a comment to Jeffro Johnson on Black Gate

> Please tell me more about this cost to peoples’ careers and reputations.

> I can see in the context that you think it should be glaringly obvious, but it isn’t clear to me.

Jeffro,

There are multiple aspects to it, obviously, but let me dwell on those that seemed instantly obvious back in April.

First, don’t piss off your audience. As I’ve said many times, the Hugo electorate don’t like to be dictated to. Their response to the Puppy ballot was entirely predictable — they were going to (fairly or unfairly) reject the whole thing out of hand. It didn’t take any great insight to see that, even back in April.

When it happened to us, the temptation was strong to accept the nomination anyway, and then spend the next four months lobbying for a fair shake. But that’s a fool’s game, because almost no one is paying attention… and anyway, most voters made up their mind the instant they heard about the slate. There was just no way we were going to be able to reach the bulk of voters.

Accepting the nomination, and becoming part of the Puppy slate, meant we were going to get spanked, and hard. The Hugo electorate was pissed off, and there was nothing we could say to them that would mitigate that.

Now, plenty of Puppies tried — and tried hard — to make their case in the intervening four months. I paid attention, and I thought several did a great job. So much so that, just as I said in my Sunday article, I began to doubt my initial prediction, and believed that a compelling majority of Hugo voters would give the Puppies a fair shake, and vote on the merits.

Nope. In the end, nothing we nominees said made any difference. The Hugo electorate spanked the Puppies, and hard, for the crime of being a slate, and threatening the integrity of the awards.

So, now that it’s over, how has being a losing Puppy nominee damaged reputations and careers?

The answer is twofold. One, you’re a loser. You lost out to “No Award.” That’s only happened 10 times in Hugo history… and half of them were on Sunday.

Second, rightly or wrongly, the nominees are branded as Puppies, and right now that’s a losing brand. It may not be a losing brand forever, but from the looks of the Hugo voting, it sure ain’t a brand that the majority of Hugo voters look kindly on.

There are things the nominees can do, of course — continue to produce good work. continue to network, and continue to make their case.

But I think the evidence of the past four months is pretty compelling: no one is listening. You were part of a slate that was loudly and very successfully repudiated by fandom, and that’s all they need to know to form a negative opinion.

(5) Vox Day on Vox Popoli

[Warning about insults of GRRM in post title and content]

It’s amusing how the SJWs in science fiction are claiming five awardless categories as a win while simultaneously trying to figure out how to prevent it from happening again next year. And, Martin demonstrates the truth of the observation SJWs Always Lie, as he tells a whopper about Toni Weisskopf when he claims she would “almost certainly have been nominated anyway, even if there had been no slates”. The fact is Toni Weisskopf never even came CLOSE to being nominated prior to Sad Puppies 1. In 2012, she finished in 14th place. In 2011, 10th. In 2010, 11th. She wasn’t even trending in the right direction! Without the Puppies, she would never, ever, have received a nomination and the data shows that the 2015 Long Form nominees would have been virtually identical to the pre-Puppy years, including the aforementioned Liz Gorinsky, Beth Meacham, to say nothing of the Torlock who lobbied for the creation the award so he and his fellow Tor editors could finally win something, Patrick Nielsen Hayden.

(6) Tasha Robinson on NPR – “How The Sad Puppies Won – By Losing”

As The Guardian put it in a triumphant post-awards headline, “Diversity wins as the Sad Puppies lose at the Hugo awards.”

Unfortunately, that isn’t true. The Puppy bloc — estimated as about 19 percent of the overall voters, according to a Chaos Horizon vote analysis — didn’t win any Hugos. But it did win the day. The group successfully prevented a wide variety of other content from making it to the finalist list. Sites like io9 have examined the initial Hugo nominees voting and assembled an alternate ballot, showing the top vote recipients, which would have been finalists in a Puppy-free year. They include strong Short Story candidates like Ursula Vernon’s “Jackalope Wives” and Amal El-Mohtar’s “The Truth About Owls.” A year where No Award beat out eligible, worthy material is hard to count as a victory.

And the Puppies didn’t just dominate the finalist slate, they dominated the conversation for the entire convention. They forced everyone at WorldCon to acknowledge them and their agenda, and to take sides in the conflict or work around them. They turned the 2015 Hugos into an openly cynical referendum not about which works were best, but about whose politics and tactics were best. Any vote-based system can be seen as a popularity contest and a tactical war, but the Puppies made this year’s Hugos about those things and nothing else.

They got their noses rapped at the awards ceremony. But losing an awards statue isn’t the same as losing the conversation.And they did so in the most openly derisive manner possible. Puppy defenders have often made the offensive, judgmental and depressingly self-absorbed argument that voters couldn’t possibly actually like works by or about women, trans people, gay people, writers of color and so forth. Clearly, the argument claims, people could only vote for those works out of a misguided social-justice agenda. Until this year, the best argument that Hugo voters really were voting for their favorite works (and not to push an agenda) was the range of material nominated on the first ballot, reflecting the variety of tastes that creates such a wide and scattered speculative-fiction field.

Now that voters have seen that following their hearts will just get their candidates shut out of consideration, they’re more likely to want to build slates and promote agendas, to prevent another ballot filled with finalists they can’t stomach. Over the weekend, WorldCon organizers approved a series of changes to the Hugo nominee rules to help prevent bloc domination of the ballot. But those changes won’t go into effect until 2017, assuming they’re ratified at the 2016 WorldCon.

Still, the Puppies lost in some ways, beyond the straight question of who got the awards. Their tactics rallied voters who haven’t paid attention to the process in years, and guaranteed their interest and involvement in 2016 and for the immediate future. And by creating a straight-up duel between politically aligned poles, then losing it by a wide margin, they disproved their claims that they were the silent majority, the populists being unfairly ruled by a minority of elitists. They got their noses rapped at the awards ceremony. But losing an awards statue isn’t the same as losing the conversation. And the conversation certainly isn’t over. It — and the Puppies — are just getting started

(7) Abigail Nussbaum on Asking The Wrong Questions – “The 2015 Hugo Awards: Thoughts on the Results”

If the puppies had truly represented “real” fandom, then “real” fandom would have turned up to vote for the nominees they put on the ballot.  Instead, the people who voted were, overwhelmingly, thoroughly pissed off and eager to kick some puppy ass.  The Hugo is a popular vote award, and what that means is that while it can be manipulated, it can’t be stolen.  It belongs to whoever turns up to vote, and in 2015 the people who turned up to vote wanted nothing to do with the puppies’ politics and tactics.  Despite the puppies’ loudest claims to the contrary, 3,000 voters are not a cabal or a clique.  They are the fandom. I’d like to believe that there are enough people among the puppy voters who are capable of seeing this.  There’s been some debate today about what percentage of the Hugo voters actually represent puppies.  This analysis by Chaos Horizon suggests that there were 500 Rabid Puppy voters, and 500 Sad Puppy voters.  That’s a big enough number to suggest that we could be looking at a repeat of this dance next year–another puppy-dominated ballot, another fannish outrage, another puppy shutout at the voting phase.  But to my mind, the real question is: how many of those thousand voters are willing to do that?  How many of them would rather destroy the Hugo than see it go to someone they disapprove of?  How many of them are able to ignore the undeniable proof that they’ve maxed out their support within the community, and that there simply aren’t enough Gamergate trolls to make up the difference?

I’d like to believe that those people are not the majority.  That there are among puppy voters people who can grasp that if you want to win a Hugo, the simplest and easiest way to do it is to play by the same rules as everyone else: write and publicize good, worthwhile work, and do so with a genuine love for the award, not the contempt and resentfulness that characterized the puppies’ behavior this year.

The truth is–and this is something that we’ve all lost sight of this year–no matter how much the puppies like to pretend otherwise, the Hugo is not a progressive, literary, elitist award.  It’s a sentimental, middle-of-the-road, populist one.  I rarely like the shortlists it throws up, and am often frustrated by the excellent work that it ignores.  In fact, looking at this year’s would-have-been nominees, I see some work that I loved–Aliette de Bodard’s “The Breath of War,” Carmen Maria Machado in the Campbell Award category–but on the whole it feels like a very safe, unexciting ballot that I would probably have complained about quite a bit if it had actually come to pass.  And for all the crowing about this year’s winners being a victory for those who love the Hugos, some of them–particularly in the Best Novelette and Best Fan Writer categories–send as message that is, to my mind, far from progressive.  (Full disclosure: this year’s nominating breakdowns reveal that, if it hadn’t been for the puppies, I would have been nominated in the Best Fan Writer category.  I don’t think I would have won, and all things considered I’m glad that I was out of that mess this year, but it’s worth acknowledging.)  It’s not that I’ve never felt the desire to burn the whole edifice down, the way the puppies say they do.  The difference is that I never thought that exasperation could be used to justify actually doing it.

(8) Gregory G. Hullender offers his translation of a French news article about the Puppies on Greg’s Reflections: My Adventures Reading in a Foreign Language.

Part of the fun of reading a foreign language is getting a very different perspective on issues. As a science-fiction fan, I’ve been curious what the Europeans would make of this year’s “Sad Puppy” affair. Sure enough, I found an article about it in Le Monde, the French “newspaper of record.”

(9) Allan Davis on LewRockwell.com “We Had To Burn The Hugos To Save Them”

Over 1200 people voted for Toni Weisskopf.  750 more voted for Sheila Gilbert, and 200 for Anne Sowards, all in the Best Long Form Editor category.  Over two thousand people voted in good faith for the people that they thought deserved that award.  And 2500 members of the High Church of Science Fiction–the ruling faction that believes it gets to determine who is, and who is not, a “true fan” of the genre–declared that those two thousand opinions were not welcome and their votes do not count. The SJW ruling faction of science fiction fandom, who pride themselves on their diversity, tolerance, and inclusiveness, won this year’s battle against the Puppies using their preferred weapons of intolerance and exclusion.

(10) Sharrukin’s Palace

Seriously. What did they expect was going to happen?

I’m not going to pretend that everyone has been behaving well in opposing the Puppies. There’s no denying that two of the prominent Puppies are extremely toxic figures, but the worst thing I can say about most of them is that they’re rather clueless. Folks like Lou Antonelli, Larry Correia, Sarah Hoyt, and Brad Torgersen are due some pretty strong criticism for their actions, but they don’t deserve some of the outright slander that they’ve been getting.

That having been said, did any of these folks really think that a community in which they’ve spent months or years violating long-established social norms, and loudly insulting pretty much everyone, was going to react with praise, respect, and silver rockets?

(11) embrodski on Death Is Bad “Puppies – All Bark, No Bite”

The fact remains that the puppy supporters were excited to vote a slate so they could hijack the Hugos for their self-aggrandizement. And as I predicted in “Why Vandals?” none of them bothered to show up for the actual party. If the party was left just to them, they’d have a nearly empty convention hall and no one to run it. They do not care about the con, or the people who attend it. They didn’t attend the business meeting to try to make things better. They didn’t put forward any bids to host the 2018 WorldCon. That they didn’t try to further mar the convention by ruining things in person isn’t a mark of civility, it’s simply the modus operandi for internet cowards.

It really dawned on me just how worthless the Puppies are when I went to the business meeting, and during the watching of the fan-recognition part of the award ceremony. These are people, later on in their years, who have been SF/F fans for significantly longer than I’ve even been alive. They’ve spent *decades* of work putting together these conventions. They are dedicated, and in love. They aren’t the authors, they don’t get the accolades themselves. They’re just passionate about SF. I really came to realize how much WorldCon is by and for the fans. I was very disappointed that more puppies didn’t come to the con in person. I was very disappointed that ALL the puppies didn’t come to the con in person! They would have seen that joy and passion for themselves. Maybe that is part of the reason why the puppy supporters who did come didn’t boo or shout or try to disrupt anything. They saw the love and the passion for themselves, and couldn’t bring themselves to be assholes any more. The ones who stayed home, safe behind their keyboards – they are the ones who will continue to be dicks. Because they were cowards, and wouldn’t come to see what they were vandalizing in person. Assholery feeds on cowardice, which leads to further assholery, in a neat little circle. It’s fitting.

(12) Aaron Pound on Dreaming of Other Worlds – “Biased Opinion: 2015 Hugo Awards Post-Mortem”

In the Long Form Editor category, Beale instructed his minions to vote for Toni Weisskopf first, and placed himself further down his instructional list. Despite this, 166 voters placed Beale first on their ballots, putting him ahead of Jim Minz, who only got 58 first place nods.

(13) Howard Tayler on Schlock Mercenary – “Sasquan Report”

My heart goes out to those who did not win awards this year, especially those whose work missed being on the ballot because of the hijacked slate. Their work will stand independently of this, however, and needs neither my pity nor the validation of the short-list. As a former Hugo loser, I know that it stings, but I also know that you’ve got to keep making stuff regardless of what happens with awards. I kept making Schlock Mercenary for five years after it started not winning Hugo awards. It still hasn’t won, and I’m still making it today.

Just as awards shouldn’t validate your decision to create art, they shouldn’t have any bearing on how you feel about the art you consume. Reading in particular is a deeply personal, intimate act. An award on a book is like a sticker on a banana: it might help you pick the banana, but if you eat the sticker you’re doing it wrong.

(14) Jennifer Brozek – “About the Hugo Awards in Interview Form”

Q: Now that the Hugos are over, how do you feel?

A: I feel fine.

Q: Really?

A: Yes, really. Yes, of course I’m sad I didn’t win—it was a beautiful award and I worked really hard. I wanted to win, but as I said on twitter, I’m happy people voted the way they felt they needed to. There are other nominations and other Hugos. All voices need to be heard. I don’t want to dwell on anything else. It’s done for me.

Q: What about the numbers?

A: The numbers came out exactly as I thought they would. Without “No Award,” Mike Resnick would’ve won.

Q: What about the nomination numbers, discounting the slates?

A: I saw that I probably would’ve been 6th or 7th nomination place in Best Editor, Short Form. Respectable. More importantly, I saw that CHICKS DIG GAMING got 92 nomination votes in the Best Related Work category—second only to Jo Walton’s WHAT MAKES THIS BOOK SO GREAT. Which meant, incidentally, I lost a second time on Hugo night. I lost an Alfie to Jo. Still, that means I probably would’ve been nominated for a Hugo whether there was a slate or not. So, I’m feeling pretty good about things.

(15) David Gerrold on Facebook

First, the offer to buy him [Lou Antonelli] a beer was made before he wrote his letter to the Spokane police chief. After he wrote that letter, that promise was not one I wanted to keep at Worldcon.

Second, my exact words were: “Lou, I might have forgiven you. That doesn’t mean I want to talk to you.” I am quite certain about what I said. I have forgiven him. I just didn’t know then and don’t know now what I want to say to him.

Which is why I said what I said — not to be rude, but to avoid a situation for which I was unprepared, a situation where I might say something inappropriate, something that might exacerbate an already unfortunate situation.

I did recognize that Lou’s intentions were peaceful, but that moment was neither the time nor the place. There were too many people watching both of us, many of them still upset or concerned. There were too many possibilities for Russian telephone.

It is possible that at some time in the future, Lou and I will be able to sit down and talk together, but it cannot happen while so many people are still feeling raw.

I do ask that everyone drop the subject. I do not want Lou to be the target of anyone’s internet jihad. He made a mistake. He apologized. I accepted his apology. I just didn’t want to get into that situation then. I do not want to rehash it endlessly.

(16) Arthur Chu on Salon – “The scifi fans are alright: I saw the future at the Hugo Awards – and it will never belong to the tox right-wing trolls”

My experience talking about social issues in geeky fandom online is one of constant attacks and sniping and arguing and “controversy”. If you clicked on the #HugoAwards hashtag Saturday night you could see a steady stream of 4chan-style obscenities, slurs and assorted nastiness from people not present.

But in person? To paraphrase the great Bill Hicks, I saw a lot of division among convention attendees about the Sad Puppies “movement”; people who viewed the movement with frustrated rage and people who viewed the movement with bemused pity.

There were, to be sure, plenty of personal beefs and political differences. I met many people I’d argued with online about various topics. Plenty of people had negative things to say about the response to the Sad Puppies, saying that other people had been too harsh or too hostile or too unhelpful in tone.

But defending the Puppies’ actions? Not a single person I met took that stance. The “controversy” didn’t exist outside the Internet. Everyone across the spectrum was united by sheer astonishment at how assholish the move to game the nominations was.

[Thanks to Andrew Trembley, John King Tarpinian and Greg Hullender for some of these links.]


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732 thoughts on “Enriching Your Puppy Vocabulary 8/26

  1. I think that might be US right-wing Latin, there. “No, no, son, the noun and the adjective can’t agree! That would mean they wuz working together, and that’s the same as socialism! They gotta compete, son, that’s the Amurrican way!”

  2. McJulie: Fruitbats are much cuter. Except for the whole ‘potential ebola vector” thing…

  3. And if I’m reading the Hugo FAQ correctly, works that were originally published in English but not in the U.S. also get an additional year of eligibility dating from their first U.S. publication. Does that sound right?

    So . . . that means Nnedi Okorafor’s “Lagoon” is also eligible for the 2016 ballot? It was published in the UK in 2014, got a number of Hugo nomination votes but didn’t make the 2015 shortlist, and was published in the US in July of 2015. I’d been assuming it wasn’t eligible for the 2016 ballot, but if it is, that’s awesome.

  4. RedWombat –

    Dibs on Taxidermy Puppies. My movement will fail in every other regard, but by god our logo will be goth.

    I’d do Militant Pups VI: Rocketship Troopers but I wouldn’t be able to run it without the help of John Z Upjohn.

  5. @ PJ Evans and Rail

    Yeah, not even bad Google translate. Actually, in a way it’s kind of neat given that it’s an actual example of “more errors than words.”

    Viz: adfertote
    1) adfero (indeed is a word that can mean bring) has an irregular 2nd plural imperative
    2) ‘tote’ is not a legitimate verbal ending
    3) ‘plus’ here is being used as an adverb, rather than an adjective
    4) ‘catulus’ (is actually kind of a nice word choice for ‘puppy,’ but) should be accusative plural rather than vocative

    Presto! Three words, three errors. I dunno, it’s really starting to feel like performance art to me. “We are so sophisticated and steeped in the classical tradition! Here is our Latin motto!” And then! Gibberish.

  6. Speaking of which, Amazon’s Kindle deals today include a bunch of bestsellers, all priced at $1.99. The items on the list that might be of interest to folks here include The Martian and Station Eleven. Also, not SF but really good, and also an upcoming movie, The Girl on the Train. This is US Amazon.

  7. @McJulie I always want to see that kind of thing followed up with “P.S. I am not a crank.”

    OK, that’s even funnier than @SocialInjusticeWorrier’s comment about Beale’s new “book”

    It is an homage to Aristotle who also always had two chapter fives.

  8. I’ll be marshalling the Surrealist Puppies: We load the bathtub with the giraffe and the brightly coloured machine tools!

    (Yes, cribbed from an old ‘How many lightbulbs…’ joke. So sue me.)

  9. I’ve only read 3 of the classic set, mainly due to not having read any of the Heinlein. The first one of his I read was To Sail Beyond the Sunset, which left me reaching for brain bleach even as a late-teenage guy.

    I understand his place in the foundations of the genre but I doubt I’ll be reading his work due to that experience.

  10. Come to me, my Melancholy Puppies
    Cuddle up and don’t say, “WooOOoo”
    All your fears are foolish fancies, maybe
    You know, honey, I will vote with you

  11. I did find adfero way, waaay down the list of possible translations for “bring”

    Something like ‘carry to’, if you’re being literal. (I knew that Latin would be useful when I finally got to it, in college.)
    I seem to recall that ‘plus’ has declensions, too. ‘Plures’ comes to mind.

  12. So . . . that means Nnedi Okorafor’s “Lagoon” is also eligible for the 2016 ballot? It was published in the UK in 2014, got a number of Hugo nomination votes but didn’t make the 2015 shortlist, and was published in the US in July of 2015. I’d been assuming it wasn’t eligible for the 2016 ballot, but if it is, that’s awesome.

    If I’m reading the appropriate entry on the Hugo Awards FAQ correctly, then yes. That was another title I had looked at but wasn’t sure about its eligibility.

  13. Wow. That Paulk piece is a thing isn’t it. Even as an example of the sub-genre of web literature in which one person calls another group of people names it isn’t very good – somehow manages to hit all its own ethically dubious notes but at the same time manages to fall flat.

    Over 50% of the voters made use of No Award in a year of a massive turnout. As a campaign strategy to win more votes suggesting they are en-ay-zee-eyes is probably not the best move.

  14. Is anyone else imagining John Cleese as the centurion in Life of Brian correcting Wright’s bad Latin? “What’s this supposed to be? ‘Carry to remembrance morely the kittens?'”

  15. In the Amazon SFF deals section is:

    Agenda 21: Into the Shadows (Agenda 21 Series)
    by Glenn Beck

    Appropriately categorized, I’ll give ’em that. Overpriced, though.

  16. @McJulie

    Re: vampire furries – I don’t believe I’ve seen it mentioned, but there’s the Bunnicula series, featuring a vampire bunny that sucks the juice out of vegetables.

  17. Sad Puppies are in my e-mail inbox parroting the Sad Puppy talking points. I have found that the best way to enrage them is to thank them for cutting and pasting the Sad Puppy talking points of the day into an e-mail. They respond by saying they never cut and paste.

    And then another virtually identical e-mail shows up. Sure you guys don’t cut and paste.

    And then I dump them into the spam folder.

  18. Heisenberg’s Puppies: you can know either what we say or what we mean but but not both at the same time…

  19. adfero (indeed is a word that can mean bring) has an irregular 2nd plural imperative

    I looked at it and said ‘fero, tuli, latus’.

  20. There’s part of me that wonder if next years puppies won’t end up being the Hate Puppies. I mean, say what you like about Vox Day, but I think there are few things that are clear. 1) He has a certain low cunning, a great deal of it. 2) He (and to be fair, Hoyt, Paulk, Correa, and Torgerson too) seem to bought their own crap when it comes to the idea that everyone else really is some mindless fashion follower who just votes for the maximum list of diversity points and doesn’t really have any taste. 3) Whichever useful idiots he nominates have to enough of a view of themselves that they won’t bow out like Kloos et al. 4) Day’s the ringmaster who can provide the voting numbers to get people, and he likes chaos. 5) They’ve all been repeating the “you all hate quality, let’s nominate some SJWs next year!” line a lot.

    Call me crazy – and believe me, this probably is crazy – but if I were him, wouldn’t nominating Sriduangkaew fit the bill perfectly? The sort of person who must be the center of attention, and wouldn’t withdraw. Checks enough boxes to the image of an SJW in their little rightwing minds. Provides a certain amount of proof that if you mumble enough po-mo babble salted with phrases like “punching up” or “white tears”, people who should be wiser will look past crap tons of abusive behavior and defend you. And guaranteed to stir the pot, due to the sunk costs in defending Sriduangkaew that some people already have.

    Seriously, for kicking off a shit show, he should just nominate whatever RH publishes in the eligibility deadlines.

  21. If I remember my Latin…

    “adfertote” looks like is should be a form of adferre and thus conjugated like ferre (to carry), a notoriously irregular verb. Imperative would then be adfer (singular) or adferte (plural). Where the “tote” comes from I have no clue unless the writer is somehow conflating the perfective forms (which are based on tull- rather than fer- for reasons not clear to me) with the indicative. There should be an object of some sort indicating that the puppies should be carried somewhere or to someone rather that just being toted around: I’m not sure if an indirect object, nobis, will suffice. If catulus is the correct word for puppy, the accusative would be catulum (for one puppy) or catulos (for several). “More”, being an adjective, has to agree with the word it modifies.

    So the best I can do is “Adferte nobis plures catulos” and I’m not sure adferre is the right word for bring.

    I knew all those years of Latin masses and Catholic school would come in semi-useful some day! Fero, ferre, tuli, latus! You’re not the only one who can be pedantic, JCW!

  22. @Laertes: Because of this blog post.

    They are super-good at math and know I’m wrong about everything I say in the post. They don’t actually supply any math, they just like to talk about the “non-Puppy slate” of 2,500 No Award voters and rant about how no one could possibly honestly not vote for Resnick or Weisskopf for best editor.

    They aren’t trying to comment on the post itself because I have comment moderation on, and that’s apparently super-evil. I originally turned it on because the Marmot was spamming one of my posts in which I mentioned him, and I see no reason to ever turn it off.

  23. Coming late to JCWrought’s Joe Doakes challenge I see that:
    In the first batch I have read 18 of twenty, though in EVERY SINGLE CASE it was years or decades after their Hugos… almost all borrowed from the library when I was a teen….

    In the second batch I have already managed to finish 11 and I’m on my way to finishing the rest in the next year or so, because I have more time and I can put things on my tablet to read whenever instead of lugging a sack of books like I did in the 80s/90s/00s….

  24. @Camestros As a campaign strategy to win more votes suggesting they are en-ay-zee-eyes is probably not the best move.

    Epistemic closure doesn’t care about “more votes”

  25. I seem to recall that ‘plus’ has declensions, too. ‘Plures’ comes to mind.

    Yes. It’s been a very long time since I glanced at a Latin textbook, but I think something like plures catellos nobis portate is nearer the mark (and seems to scan a little better).

  26. TheYoungPretender — As I recall, VD has said that he admires Sriduangkaew, but then he says a lot of things.

    I haven’t been following Sriduangkaew’s career; is she publishing much? She hasn’t written a novel yet, I’d guess.

  27. @Aaron

    I seem to have picked up one of those too. SP3 was “not a slate but a recommendation list,” apparently, and the No Award voters were a “counter-slate.”

    I’m being polite and letting them have their say, since the traffic has been low so far. We’ll see how it rolls.

  28. @TheYoungPretender

    Beale is many things – almost all terrible – but stupid isn’t one of them. Torgerson may yet be able to extricate himself from this if he pulls back on the stick hard enough, but the rest? No.

    And the reason that they’ve bought their own crap about everyone else being a mindless follower is because that’s what they themselves are surrounded by. In their worldview there really are only 2 kinds of people – people like them, and mindless followers.

    And since the SJWs are clearly not like them….

  29. Dibs on Taxidermy Puppies. My movement will fail in every other regard, but by god our logo will be goth.

    I call dibs on the Demolished Puppies. I will rally them to my flag of unique and groundbreaking SF that Alfred Bester started and others carried forward.

    Our howls and recommended reading list will reach the moon.

    I could use a great logo.

  30. ‘Adfertote’ is not a standard form , but I wouldn’t like to say it is impossible. ‘Estote’ (plural imperative of ‘esse’, to be) certainly exists, and this might be formed by analogy with it.

  31. I haven’t done a full on reread of Witches of Karres in quite a while. Every once in a while I pick it up and read the first few chapters when I want some laugh out loud nonsense. I really like some other Schmitz stories (Demon Breed, the Telzey stories) but Witches is the one I love for the sheer giddy delight of the thing.

    (Though as with all things humor related, tastes do vary . . . )

  32. @Kurt
    Oh, sure, I’m not saying that the tv version of JS&MN is perfect (but for me, the flaws are minor compared to the achievement), but merely that it’s perhaps a good entry point for those people who are intimidated by the style of the book (which is, after all, meant to be pastiche itself.) If you are not one of those people, then huzzah! I certainly think that the book is clearly superior – just like Wolf Hall, in fact.
    But my copy of JS&MN has gone round three people since the tv series ended… (and I’m pretty sure that one of those people has never read a Hugo winner in their life.)

  33. @NelC

    Short fiction, generally – which is where there strength seems to bear.

    @MurrayTheClown

    General theory its the sort of would-be Sun Tzu bullshit that white boy redditors tend to really love.

  34. I haven’t finished watching the JS&MN adaptation, even though the book is one of my all-time best beloveds ever. Dunno why, there’s not one particular thing that really ticked me off or anything.

    @Greg: That’s actually why my mind went to Greasemonkey first, because I know that you can have GM scripts work on certain domains/URLs only (and I’m not sure, but maybe even pattern matching rather than literal URLs only, with wildcards and such). In any case, JavaScript *does* have a sort of get-URL-of-current-page method built in somewhere, so that’s not a hard limitation. If I were able to figure out how to write to a file or store the data somewhere, I could check URLs against a list of SFF-zine domains, get URL and title element if matched, and write; the rest is icing.

    But AFAICT, JavaScript can’t write to file. So I am wondering whether I should rethink the approach or what.

  35. it looks to me that JCW’s followers aren’t exactly on board with his disdain of the last 20 years of Hugo winners … many express quite a lot of admiration for any number of stories. There is a somewhat constant “Tor is bad and the last five years have been bad etc etc” tone … but nowhere near the anger and hatred observed elsewhere.

    hmmph

  36. Well, clif, that could be that once you actually sit down and try and prove puppy claims, it doesn’t work, even if you’re conservative or a big fan of a certain kind of story, etc. This has been one of the issues from the beginning: their grievance made no sense, and when asked to prove it, they never could.

    So even JCW’s own audience is having trouble matching up the claims with the reality? Color me shocked.

  37. True, I think adfertote is supposed to be the future imperative, but it’s never used. For good Latin (and to keep up the 4 errors/3 words ratio) I will submit that the ‘d’ of the prefix ‘ad’ should be assimilated to an f… “afferte” would be ‘good’ Latin.

  38. ‘Estote’ (plural imperative of ‘esse’, to be) certainly exists, and this might be formed by analogy with it.

    I’ve always seen the simple imperatives as es/este.

    A bit of googling comes up with estote being the “obscure future imperative” of esse, which makes me wonder just what a future imperative is, and if it comes from some Latin Conjugations for Time Travelers text. You learn something new every day.

    And now I’m off to go down this rathole of obscure Latin usage rather than doing the chores I should be doing….

  39. Ennui Puppies’ Official Slate:

    This is all too tiring. As we are all brilliant little puppies, nominate whomever you want.

  40. Viverrine on August 27, 2015 at 12:56 pm said:
    @McJulie

    Re: vampire furries – I don’t believe I’ve seen it mentioned, but there’s the Bunnicula series, featuring a vampire bunny that sucks the juice out of vegetables.

    Don’t forget Count Duckula (a vegetarian Vampire Duck) by Cosgrove-Hall, there are plenty of episodes available on YouTube.

  41. From a Puppy e-mail sent to me:

    Tor really made themselves look bad in this. I’m never going to buy any Tor books again, unless it is an absolute must have purchase.

    So, they won’t buy books from Tor unless they really, really want them. I don’t think they understand how boycotts work.

  42. Although, honestly, I don’t know anybody who does the “gotta read just one more page” thing better than Heinlein.

    I may be cast to the oubliette for this one, but no one does this better than Stephen King, IMO. Even if I’m not enjoying it all that much, it drags me along – even when I’m not hanging around waiting for the resolution of the plot twist because it doesn’t really matter. King has a way of writing real “momentum” into his prose, that’s the only way I can describe it.

    The latest things I read from him, Mr. Mercedes and Finder’s Keepers, are prime examples. I found Mr. Mercedes actually offensive. I usually find something to side-eye in King’s work — he has… issues is the kindest way to put it, with his portrayals of women and PoC — but I have never found such a nexus that I was actively offended before. Yet I followed all the way through, wincing every time I found one and sometimes even tossing my Nook down on the couch. Finder’s Keepers was just boring, not at all up to snuff. Yet I finished it.

    I have no idea why I find his writing full of forward inertia, but there it is. When he’s on, he’s fantastic, but even when he’s not, I don’t put it down.

  43. Afferte is standard Latin for Jerome; it’s used throughout the psalms, although tollite would also be used in the same way.

    ETA: also, esto is used in similar contexts as esse 2nd person singular imperative.

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