Pixel Scroll 12/2 Have Rocket, Will Unravel

(1) SECOND OPINION. The President of Turkey is not a forgiving audience for social satire. So we learn from “Turkish Court to Determine if Gollum-Erdogan Comparison is Insult” at Voice of America.

The fate of a Turkish doctor is in the hands of experts who are tasked with determining whether he insulted the Turkish president by comparing him with the Gollum character from the “Lord of the Rings.”

Bilgin Ciftci could face two years in jail for sharing images on Facebook that seemed to compare President Recep Tayyip Erdogan to the creepy character from J.R.R. Tolkien’s novels and film adaptations….

Turkish law states that anyone who insults the president can face a prison sentence of up to four years. Even stiffer sentences could befall a journalist.

Between August 2014, when Erdogan was elected, to March of this year, 236 people have been investigated for “insulting the head of state,” according to the BBC. Just over 100 were indicted.

 

Erdogan Gollum

(2) DIANA’S BOOK ON KINDLE. Now you can pre-order a Kindle edition of Bandersnatch, Diana Pavlac Glyer’s book about the Inklings. The release date is December 8.

You can also request a download of the first chapter at the Bandersnatch website.

(3) THESE THINGS COST MONEY! Destroying Death Stars is bad for galactic business. Or so claims a Midwestern academic. “Professor calculates economic impact of destroying ‘Death Stars’”.

Assistant professor of engineering at Washington University Zachary Feinstein recently published a study entitled “It’s a Trap: Emperor Palpatine’s Poison Pill” which posits that there would be a “catastrophic” economic crisis in the Star Wars universe brought on by the destruction of the Death Stars.

Feinstein’s research indicates that the two Death Stars constructed in the films cost approximately $193 quintillion and $419 quintillion respectively to complete. He calculated the cost of the planet-destroying space weapons by comparing them to the real life USS Gerald Ford.

According to Feinstein, the economic impact of both Death Stars being destroyed within a four-year period would cause an economic collapse comparable to the Great Depression.

Feinstein says the size of the Galactic economy would drop by 30 percent without a government bailout, which he doesn’t believe the Rebel Alliance would provide.

Well, there’s your problem. Rebel governments are notoriously reluctant to bail out recently overthrown tyrants.

(4) MONDYBOY TAKES STOCK. Ian Mond is “Moving Forward” at The Hysterical Hamster.

For the last three months I’ve had the nagging suspicion that I was a dead man walking when it came to writing reviews.  As much as I’ve enjoyed the process of reading novels on shortlists and then sharing my thoughts, the time it was taking to write a half decent review meant I wasn’t keeping pace with my reading.  And as the gap between reviews and books read widened that nagging suspicion became a cold hard reality.

I simply don’t have the time to produce reviews of a quality high enough that I’m happy to see them published.  Yes, I could try to write shorter pieces, limit myself to 500 words, but every time I’ve attempted this my inner editor has taken a nap and before you know it I’ve spent five days writing a 1,500 word ramble.  And, yeah, I could Patreon the shit out of this blog in the vain hope that asking for cash will compel me (more likely guilt me) into writing a review every couple of days.  But fuck that.  I’d rather enjoy the books I’m reading then feel weighed down by the responsibility of having to review them.

So I’ve made the mature decision to quit while I’m ahead….

Will it last?  Will I be back in eight months with a similar post talking about how I no longer have the time to turn on my computer let alone snark about the Hugo Awards?  Very likely.  (I mean, it’s taken me three days to write this blog post).

(5) ROOTS. SF Signal’s latest “MIND MELD: The Influential roots of Science Fiction”, curated by Shana DuBois, asks:

What genre roots have you found to be most influential and inspiring for you and your own writing?”

Providing the answers this time are Usman T. Malik, SL Huang, Nicole Kornher-Stace, Ferrett Steinmetz, Wendy N. Wagner, Kat Howard, Daryl Gregory, Amal El-Mohtar, Lesley Conner, and Jennifer Marie Brissett

(6) AH, THE CLASSICS. Cat Rambo says yes, the “classics” are worth reading, in “Another Word: On Reading, Writing, and the Classics” at Clarkesworld.

The point I want to make about my perspective on the “classics” is that I’ve read a substantial portion, both of the F&SF variety and the larger set, and made some of them the focus of study in grad school. (Again from both sets, since that focus was an uneasy combination of late 19th/early 20th American lit and cultural studies with a stress on comics/animation. You can see me here pontificating on The Virtual Sublime or here on Tank Girl. I’m not sure I could manage that depth of theory-speak again, at least without some sort of crash course to bring me back up to speed. But I digress.)

So here’s the question that brought me here: should fantasy and science fiction readers read the F&SF classics? And the answer is a resounding, unqualified yes, because they are missing out on some great reading in two ways if they don’t. How so?

  1. They miss some good books. So many many good books. At some point I want to put together an annotated reading list but that’s a project for tinkering with in one’s retirement, I think. But, for example, I’m reading The Rediscovery of Man: The Collected Stories of Cordwainer Smith right now (in tiny chunks, savoring the hell out of it) and they are such good stories, even with the occasional dated bit.
  2. They miss some of the context of contemporary reading, some of the replies those authors are making to what has come before. The Forever War, for example, is in part a reply to Bill the Galactic Hero; read together, both texts gain more complexity and interest.

(7) This Day In History

  • December 2, 1939 – Laurel & Hardy’s The Flying Deuces is released, a movie without any science fictional content of its own (unless you count Oliver Hardy’s reincarnation as a horse in the final scenes), but figures strangely into an episode of Doctor Who. During “The Impossible Astronaut” (Doctor Who, S.6 ,Ep.10),Amy Pond, the Doctor’s companion, and Rory Williams watch the movie on DVD. Per the Wikipedia: “Rory sees The Doctor (Matt Smith) appear in the film running towards the camera wearing his fez and waving, before returning to dance with Stan and Ollie. This was achieved with Matt Smith dancing in front of a green screen.”

(8) BAXTER MARS SEQUEL. Gollancz has announced plans to publish Stephen Baxter’s sequel to Wells’ War of the Worlds.

The Massacre of Mankind is set in 1920s London when the Martians from the original novel return and the war begins again. However, this time they have learnt from their mistakes, making their attempts to massacre mankind even more frightening.

Baxter, who also co-wrote the Long Earth novels with Terry Pratchett, said it was an “honour” to write the sequel. “H G Wells is the daddy of modern science fiction. He drew on deep traditions, for instance of scientific horror dating back to Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein and fantastic voyages such as Jonathan Swift’s Gulliver’s Travels. And he had important near-contemporaries such as Jules Verne. But Wells did more than any other writer to shape the form and themes of modern science fiction, and indeed through his wider work exerted a profound influence on the history of the twentieth century.”

It’s due to be published in January, 2017. This time, we’re told, the Martians have learned the lessons of their failed invasion: they’ll no longer fall prey to microbial infection.

(9) FASTER. Gregory Benford has posted John Cramer’s contribution to The 100 Year Starship Symposium, “Exotic Paths To The Stars.”

I was Chairman of the Exotic Technologies Session held on October 1, 2011, at the 100 year Starship Symposium in Orlando Florida.  This chapter draws on the talks given in that session, but it does not represent a summary of the presentations.  Rather, I want focus on three lines of development in the area of exotic technologies that were featured at the Symposium, developments that might allow us to reach the stars on a time scale of a human lifetime: (1) propellantless space drives, (2) warp drives, and (3) wormholes.  With reference to the latter two topics, I will also discuss some cautions from the theoretical physics community about the application of general relativity to “metric engineered” devices like wormholes and warp drives that require exotic matter…

(10) HINES DECOMPRESSES. Jim C. Hines has “Post-Convention Insecurities” after his stint as Loscon 42 GoH.

I understand the phenomenon a bit better these days, but it still sucks. Partly, it’s exhaustion. You’re wiped out after the convention, and being tired magnifies all those insecurities. And the fact is, I know I stick my foot in it from time to time. We all do. It’s part of being human.

But I spend conventions trying to be “on.” Trying to be friendly and entertaining and hopefully sound like I know what the heck I’m talking about. Basically, trying to be clever. And I trust most of you are familiar with the failure state of clever?

Sometimes a joke falls flat. Sometimes I say something I thought was smart and insightful, realizing only after the words have left my mouth that it was neither. Sometimes an interaction feels off, like I’ve failed at Human Socializing 101. Or I get argumentative about something. Or I fail to confront something I should have gotten argumentative about. I could go on and on about the possibilities. That’s part of the problem.

The majority of the conversations and panels and interactions were unquestionably positive. But there’s a span when my brain insists on wallowing through the questionable ones, and I keep peeking at Twitter to double-check if anyone has posted that Jim C. Hines was the WORST guest of honor EVER, and should be fired from SF/F immediately.

Whether or not Jim had any influence on the result, I think it’s appropriate that in a year when he was GoH Loscon put together its most diverse range of program participants, probably ever – substantive speakers from all kinds of backgrounds.

(11) HOW GOOD WAS GOODREADS CHOICE? Rachel Neumeier browses the genre winners of the 2015 Goodreads Choice Awards.

If it’s a massive popularity contest you aim for, then the Goodreads Choice Awards is ideal. I dunno, I think in general I am most interested in the results of awards like the World Fantasy Award, which has a panel of judges; or the Nebula, which requires nominations to come from professional writers. In other words, not wide-open popularity contests. On the other hand, there’s a place for pure popularity too, obviously, and it was really quite interesting seeing what got nominated in all the Goodreads categories.

Of course I read mainly books that have been recommended by bloggers I follow and Goodreads reviewers I follow and so on, so these awards don’t much matter to me — no awards matter to me in that sense — but still, interesting to see what’s shuffled up to the top of the heap for 2015…

(12) SEE TWILIGHT ZONE WITH HARLAN. Cinefamily’s December events at the Silent Movie Theater in LA includes a celebration of the 30th anniversary of CBS’ 1985 version of The Twilight Zone, with Harlan Ellison, Rockne S. O Bannon, Bradford May, Michael Cassutt, Alan Brennert, Paul Lynch, William Atherton, J.D. Feigelson, Martin Pasko, Rebecca (Parr) Beck & Steven Railsback in person. December 5, starts at 5:30 p.m., tickets cost $14 (free for members).

Twilight zine new

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension-a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas-you just crossed over into the Twilight Zone…

Rod Serling opened his beloved, suspenseful, witty, and social commentary-filled drama with the same intonation every time, before presenting each delightfully formulaic science fiction fantasy, from 1959 to 1964. Those episodes will never cease to be replayed, but in 1985 CBS gave fans some new material to latch onto… an 80s revival of the series, created with the participation of writers, filmmakers, and actors for whom the original was a beloved memory. Join Cinefamily and the cast & crew of the 80s Twilight Zone at this 30th anniversary marathon and celebration, showcasing our absolute favorite 80s style sci-fi!!!

 

https://player.vimeo.com/video/146708899?title=1&byline=1&portrait=0&fullscreen=1&color=FFF685

(13) KUNKEL FOLLOW-UP. After last week’s post “Kunkel Awards Created”, I was able to ask some follow-up questions of the organizers. James Fudge, managing editor of Games Politics and Unwinnable, filled in some more background.

Most of the heavy lifting on this award needs to be credited to Michael Koretzky and the SPJ. Prior to AirPlay, Michael had talked to me about creating some kind of award to incentivize good games journalism. I thought this was a great idea. I also have a lot of respect for Bill Kunkel, and seeing how he is considered to be the very first “games journalist”  (and helped created the first publication dedicated to video games) it seemed right and fair that he should be honored by having an award named after him. I didn’t know Bill personally but we talked a lot about journalism, the industry, and wrestling on a mailing list dedicated to games journalists called “GameJournoPros.”

After the criteria for the awards was sorted out I reached out to the widow of Bill Kunkel to ask for permission, She kindly gave us her approval.

(14) THE YEAR IN AFROSFF. Wole Talabi lists “My Favorite African Science Fiction and Fantasy (AfroSFF) Short Fiction of 2015”.

2015 has been a good year for African Science Fiction and Fantasy (or AfroSFF, as seems to be the consensus abbreviation). The year saw the release of Jalada’s Afrofutures anthology, Issues 2, 3, 4 and X of the new and excellent Omenana and  Short Story Day Africa’s Terra Incognita. Still to come are AfroSFv2 (edited by Ivor Hartmann), African Monsters (edited by Margret Helgadottir and Jo Thomas) and Imagine Africa 500 (edited by Billy Kahora and Trine Andersen). So much good stuff to read and more to come….

So in the interest of fueling discussion and analysis of AfroSFF stories in general, here are my favorite AfroSFF stories of 2015 in no particular order.

(15) Filer Von Dimpleheimer has done some light housekeeping in the first two volumes of his Short Fiction Eligible for the 1941 Retro-Hugos series.

I uploaded version 1.1 of Volume Two. I fixed some minor errors, but the main thing is that I put in the disclaimer page that was in Volume Three. I’ll do the same for Volume One as well.

The links should all be the same and still work. They worked for me after I had signed out of that account, but if you or any Filers have any problems, just let me know and I’ll try to sort it out.

(16) Harrison Ford was hilarious on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

First, he tried explaining how he dislocated his ankle on the Star Wars: The Force Awakens set, using a Han Solo action figure.

Then, Ford and Jimmy downed Greedo shots and debuted a colorful drink created in honor of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

(16) IT’S ONLY ROCK’N ROLL BUT I LIKE IT. Bill Roper says an ancient filk mystery has been solved.

Over 40 years ago, at the Toronto Worldcon in 1973, a young man joined the filk circle, sang a song, and vanished without a trace. The song was a lovely piece based on Arthur C. Clarke’s story, “The Sentinel”. Anne Passovoy was there and ended up reconstructing the song as best she could and adding it to her repertoire, noting that the song wasn’t hers, but presumably was something written by the anonymous young man.

And that was where things rested until last weekend at Chambanacon, when Bill Rintz and Bill Furry pulled out a song at their concert.

It was almost, but not quite the song that Anne had reconstructed. It was clearly the song that Anne had heard. All of the bones matched.

And so, as it turned out, did the feathers. Because this song was on The Byrds 1968 album, The Notorious Byrd Brothers, and titled “Space Odyssey”.

You can hear the original here. The lyrics are here.

(17) CARDS AGAINST WHOMANITY. io9 will let you “Print out the Doctor Who version of Cards Against Humanity right now”

Cards Against Humanity is the hilarious party game for horrible people, and now you can mix the game’s political incorrectness with your knowledge of Doctor Who thanks to a fan-made edition called Cards Against Gallifrey.

Because Cards Against Humanity is published under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike, anyone can make their own cards for the game, provided they publish them under the same license and don’t sell them. The comedy group Conventional Improv performs a game show based on Cards Against Humanity at different conventions, and this fall, in honor of the Doctor Who 50th anniversary, they played Cards Against Gallifrey and have made their version of the game available to the public. Naturally, it’s crude, offensive, and imagines most of the cast naked.

(18) GREEN ACRES. Kind of like living in a Chia Pet. “This kit lets you assemble your own green-roofed Hobbit home in just 3 days”  at The Open Mind.

Magic Green Homes fabricates such structures using prefabricated vaulted panels and covers them with soil, creating flexible green-roofed living spaces with a Tolkienesque charm. And the kicker? They’re so easy to construct, just about anyone can build one.

(19) ZICREE. Sci-fi writer-director-producer Marc Zicree gives you a tour of his Space Command studio while shooting Space Command 2: Forgiveness — and shows clips

[Thanks to Hampus Eckerman, von Dimpleheimer, Alan Dorey, John King Tarpinian, and Steven H Silver for some of these stories. Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editor of the day Brian Z.]


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237 thoughts on “Pixel Scroll 12/2 Have Rocket, Will Unravel

  1. With that title I rushed to scan the list for signs of the latest meltdown!

    My disappointment was quickly forgotten, though, when I had the pleasure of reading Cat Rambo’s editorial.

  2. Third is the new fifth.

    I’m currently reading (and enjoying) Claire North’s Touch, interspersed with breaks for stories from T. Kingfisher’s Toad Words and chapters from the various nonfiction books I’m reading. (I adore T. Kingfisher’s mind and I want her and her alter ego to write lots and publish lots and hit that sweet spot of success that’s generously funded yet not inconveniently public. Ahem.)

    I’m also feeling grateful for File 770 and the people here for interesting discussion and excellent book recommendations (she who dies with the longest TBR queue wins?) so thanks to everyone who contributes.

  3. Lexica: I’m currently reading (and enjoying) Claire North’s Touch

    I really liked Touch. Currently it’s on my Hugo shortlist.

  4. AH, THE CLASSICS: Were people ever arguing that the “classics” should not be read? In a non-strawman sense? I saw people pointing out that the “classics” are by and large not good entry points for brand-new SFF readers, which is not actually the same thing, and is a point that this essay doesn’t seem to address. (Except for where it agrees?)

    I guess I’m just not clear on why Cat Rambo took the time to write this essay. Who are these writers who refuse to read non-contemporary SFF works? Who is she responding to here? (And why is she listing Lois McMaster Bujold alongside Edgar Rice Burroughs???)

    Also,

    They miss some of the context of contemporary reading, some of the replies those authors are making to what has come before. The Forever War, for example, is in part a reply to Bill the Galactic Hero; read together, both texts gain more complexity and interest.

    Is she calling The Forever War “contemporary reading”? I mean, yes, I understand her general point, but . . . it seems to me that point would have been better made had she mentioned an actual contemporary book that’s a reply to a “classic” text, rather than a 40-year-old classic that’s in conversation with a 50-year-old classic. (Lev Grossman’s Magicians trilogy and Lewis’s Chronicles of Narnia, for an obvious example.)

  5. 3) These things cost money
    The Death Stars are not productive assets. The cost of building one may have been ruinous, the cost of building another after the first was blown up may have been ruinous, but blowing them up is not bad for business.
    (economic effects of government overthrow are a different matter)

  6. The Galactic Empire has all the money it can print, the money it spent building the Death Stars wasn’t destroyed it went to the engineers and fabrication and shipping guilds. Now if you wanted to say – blowing up Alderan a planet full of assets and customers and presumably unique resources could damage the economy of a galaxy you’d be on better ground, but no more so than the lost of a city in a world sized economy.

    Cat’s points – are good – but aren’t Bill The Galactic Hero, and The Forever War both responses to Starship Troopers rather than The Forever War being a response to Bill? Bills hardly pro-war.

  7. but blowing them up is not bad for business.

    And it’s rather weird to suggest a government bailout as a solution to problems caused by the government spending inordinate amounts of resources on military hardware. (Would investing in a third death star count as Keynesian counter-spending?)

    If anyone wants to talk about the economic cost of the Death Star, they might also want to consider the effect on the economy from using the Death Star to blow up planets. Depriving the galaxy of any resources traditionally sourced from Alderaan, and causing off-world investors to loose their assets there, is bound to cause significant ripples in the galactic economy.

    ETA: Huh, Simon ninja-ed me on the loss of Alderaan. Well well.

  8. Quoting Emma:

    AH, THE CLASSICS: Were people ever arguing that the “classics” should not be read? In a non-strawman sense?

    Well, I have seen more than a few comments that read that way to me – comments that sounded like general put-downs of older works (as opposed to concerns with works by certain specific writers, which is a very different issue). Not everyone is doing that, of course. There have been far more measured comments about older works, but I can certainly understand why Cat Rambo wrote that essay, and I think she makes some good points.

  9. Joe Haldeman says he hadn’t read Starship Troopers before writing The Forever War. Two men with military backgrounds a couple of generations apart wrote about life in the infantry in wartime in science fiction settings. They had different things to say in different eras, and one book feels like a response to the other. But that conversation is going on in our heads, not the writers’.

    Fifteenth! Third fifth!

  10. So I saw a SciFi trailer at the movies today and the premise was an alien invasion of America (“the world”) and said aliens taking over the minds of the mostly white cast. It may be a case of me being cynical but it’s not exactly being subtle in its messaging is it?

    Can’t remember the name of it but it had the girl from Kick-Ass all grown up in it, so should be easily google-able for anyone that wishes to do so.

    On the subject of Gene Wolfe from yesterday’s Scroll, I have a confession to make that I’ve never finished reading The Book of the New Sun, despite reading a bit further each time on my last three goes. I like the prose and Wolfe is clearly very clever but it is a hard slog, especially trying to process and understand it all especially when you know Severian is the unreliable narrator of all unreliable narrators.

    More importantly, thoughts are with those affected by the senseless and tragic terrorist attack in California yesterday.

  11. They had different things to say in different eras, and one book feels like a response to the other. But that conversation is going on in our heads, not the writers’.

    Speculation: There’s bit more dialogue in there than you imply, but both of them are responses to an on-going, not SFnal conversation about the role of the military in US society rather than each other. I’m sure someone’s written a thesis on the subject, or failing that, will.

  12. Stuart M on December 3, 2015 at 1:38 am said:

    So I saw a SciFi trailer at the movies today and the premise was an alien invasion of America (“the world”) and said aliens taking over the minds of the mostly white cast. It may be a case of me being cynical but it’s not exactly being subtle in its messaging is it?

    The Fifth Wave – based on a YA book that the resident YA here says wasn’t that good but ‘was better than that trailer looked’

  13. Am I missing something new about “Cards Against Whomanity”? I ask because the linked article is from early 2014, and the excerpt mentions the 50th Anniversary having been “this fall” – so what’s the late-2015 angle on the story?

  14. Johan P on December 3, 2015 at 12:44 am said:

    If anyone wants to talk about the economic cost of the Death Star, they might also want to consider the effect on the economy from using the Death Star to blow up planets. Depriving the galaxy of any resources traditionally sourced from Alderaan, and causing off-world investors to loose their assets there, is bound to cause significant ripples in the galactic economy.

    A large amount of Galactic Empire public debt was owed to Alderaan. Blowing it up led to a net reduction in the interest the Empire paid each year. The rest of the debt was owed to the Ewoks.

  15. 3) Thats one way to see it. The other way to see it is that the construction and existance of the Death Start already had destroyed the economy. The cost to build it could have been used on hospitals, agriculture and more. Even more so, it was full of personel that needed to be fed. Personnel doing nothing to increase the welfare.

    This is the equivalent of saying that the economy would be destroyed if you didn’t have to pay the tyrants tax collectors.

  16. 11) Is it only me getting pissed off at Rachel Neumeier for continuously voting for books she hasn’t even read?

  17. re: Baxter. Well, he wrote a sequel to The Time Machine early in his career, so in a way this is a return to his roots, isn’t it?

  18. @Camestros Felapton

    The Fifth Wave – based on a YA book that the resident YA here says wasn’t that good but ‘was better than that trailer looked’

    Thanks. Should have figured it was based on a book, they usually always are! Perhaps the message of the book wasn’t as overt?

  19. Stuart M: Since then, he’s taken a different tack. The Sorcerer’s House is an epistolary novel in quite plain contemporary English. Home Fires has nothing worse than a bit of the sort of near future jargon that is straightforward for an SF fan, though the writing… produces an effect that is hard to describe. Someone took a stab here. A Borrowed Man reads like a hardboiled crime novel.

  20. @Hampus

    You’re most certainly not. When I read that part of her post, part of my brain just went “Really?”

    She’s done it before? That makes it worse.

  21. @Hampus

    I hadn’t read through yet, but yeah, she’s pretty brazen about it, and it is very annoying. Mind you, I pretty much expect that mass-participation awards like Goodreads will have people voting without reading, or without having considered the wider field.

  22. Finding myself wide awake at 3 AM, I put the short works on the Tiptree recommendation list in summary form (here).

    I was dismayed to find that I’d only read a third of the 2015-published items on it, in spite of making a steady effort to read widely and diversely in short fiction for the past 6 months or so. There’s no effing way that I’ll get through the several hundred more stories I want to before Hugo nomination deadline.

  23. The only Gene Wolfe I’ve read so far is Peace.

    My gods, talk about your unreliable narrators.

  24. @Hampus:

    I’d much rather see someone vote for an unread book “on the strength of the author’s earlier work” than “I liked the movie” or “I like the author as a person and/or their politics align with mine.” Sure, yes, ideally every voter will have read every nominated book out of – what was it, twenty per category? – but how realistic is that for even one category, let alone the whole ballot?

    There are worse sins, is all I’m saying.

  25. Hampus Eckeman on December 3, 2015 at 2:19 am said:
    3) …. Even more so, it was full of personel that needed to be fed. Personnel doing nothing to increase the welfare.

    Part of my headcanon has long been “cafeteria workers of the Death Star”.

  26. Well, Neumeier’s post counts as about the most useless awards survey ever – not only hasn’t she read the winners, she hasn’t read most of the works she voted for; and it’s not the kind of assessment that can work absent reading the books (e.g. a demographic or geographical analysis of sales patterns). If anything, there was less information than on the awards site itself, since you can read reviews there by people who have read the books.

  27. > “Is it only me getting pissed off at Rachel Neumeier for continuously voting for books she hasn’t even read?”

    No, you’re not the only one.

    I’d also like to see an analysis of the awards by someone who had read most of the winners and runners-up. That’s not actually a knock on Rachel Neumeier, she’s not required to read anything she doesn’t want to or hasn’t gotten to yet. But since as far as I can tell, she hadn’t read any of the top vote-getters, her look at the awards didn’t tell me much.

    In my experience, past Goodread Awards winners have ranged wildly and unpredictably between great books, mediocre books, and total crap. I have never been able to use them as a guide for what I might like or what might be interesting. They’re a much better guide to what is popular than what is great, so far as I can tell.

    Of the winning books I’ve read since the awards started in 2009, I’d divide them into:

    Really Good Books That Make Sense To Me As Award Winners (7):
    Mockingjay, Room, 1Q84, The Fault In Our Stars, Life After Life, The Ocean At The End of the Lane, Hyperbole and a Half

    Good Books That I Didn’t Think Were The Best Of The Year, But … OK, Taste Varies (4):
    Catching Fire, Divergent, MaddAddam, Trigger Warning

    Books I Liked Fine, But … Better Than Everything Else That Year? Really? (9):
    Spirit Bound, City of Fallen Angels, The Casual Vacancy, Insurgent, Cold Days, Allegiant, City of Heavenly Fire, Go Set a Watchman, Saga Volume 4

    Horrible Books That Are For Some Reason Still Popular (2):
    Fifty Shades Freed, Shadow of Night

    Looking over this, a few comments:

    To be fair to the Goodreads Awards, Really Good Books is one of the larger categories, and Horrible Books is the smallest. And it does seem like pretty good odds (20 books to 2) that if I pick one of the winners to read it will at least be a decent book worth reading.

    However, if you add together the first two categories as books I thought were reasonable awards winners, you get eleven books — the exact same number as the books I thought weren’t. Since we’re not talking about the books I would have voted for, just the books I thought were reasonable as award winners, 50% seems like a pretty low hit rate to me.

    Also, the results may be somewhat skewed because these are, of course, books I chose to read. There were a number of books among the winners that were parts of series I gave up on as Horrible before I got to that particular book. So if I’d read everything, it’s possible the Horrible ratio would tick up a bit.

    This is nothing against the Goodreads Awards, really. They do what they do, and that’s fine. It’s simply that from my personal perspective, they haven’t had the best hit rate on determining What I Think Is Awesome.

  28. When you look at the actual paper, it’s the repudiation of the Empire’s debts that is supposed to cause the problems, not the transformation of the Death Stars into scrap heaps.

  29. SECOND OPINION: Whether comparing the President of Turkey to Gollum is an insult seems like an open and shut case. So does whether that law should exist at all.

  30. Goodreads polls can be easily skewed by the packs of self-promoting self-published trolls who roam it.

    I imagine the Goodreads award has some utility in showing a certain segment of popular choices, but it is more likely than many to be clogged up with weird choices as a result of hucksterism.

  31. @Peace:

    Didn’t the GR awards clock just over three million votes? That’s not exactly easy to freep.

  32. Rev. Bob on December 3, 2015 at 4:37 am said:
    @Peace:

    Didn’t the GR awards clock just over three million votes? That’s not exactly easy to freep.

    Good point. I think I was confusing this with their smaller polls and lists.

    I apologize for my stupidity.

  33. Peace:

    I voted for The Fifth Kingdom by NK Jemisin, which I admit I haven’t read… I haven’t read any of these either, but I voted for Saint Odd because I definitely have liked other books in this series…I would have liked to see Ravensbruk win the history category, given this review by Maureen at By Singing Light. I voted for it on the basis of that review

    Death Stars:
    yeah, the paper is more “suppose the death stars cost this much to build, and suppose X% was funded by borrowing, and suppose the in SW universe banks are connected like this… then the sudden collapse of the government would blow a hole Y big in the economy”. The destruction or not of the death stars is irrelevant, the empire’s debt could have been run up on snazzy uniforms that the rebels aren’t going to pay for.
    But the author did say right there in sentence one, “In this paper we study the financial repercussions of the destruction of two fully armed and
    operational moon-sized battle stations” so he’s inviting the misleading summaries.

  34. GREEN ACRES: We’re hoping to move out of the postage stamp, and have started looking around. Just looking at that page, I had to close all the listings tabs on my browser, they suddenly went boring. Good luck finding a yard in central Lisbon, never mind a house that is a yard. I’d much much rather live in one of those, even if there are suspiciously few un-Photoshopped pictures.

  35. @Rev. Bob

    Well 3 million votes cast overall – not all in the same category. However even in the less voted on categories there are still more than enough votes that it is too difficult to overly mess with.

    I do think that the GR awards don’t particularly reflect what I look for in a book, and don’t particularly reflect the awards I pay attention to but that isn’t because of someone’s thumb on the scale.

  36. Where did Rachel Neumeier say she voted for books she hadn’t read?

    From her post:

    I voted for The Fifth Kingdom by NK Jemisin, which I admit I haven’t read. I voted for it on the strength of her earlier titles.

    And:

    I haven’t read any of these either, but I voted for Saint Odd because I definitely have liked other books in this series, which imo represents some of Koontz’s best work.

  37. Rev. Bob

    Sure, yes, ideally every voter will have read every nominated book out of – what was it, twenty per category? – but how realistic is that for even one category, let alone the whole ballot?

    In something like the Goodreads Awards, which is basically a measure of popularity, voting against things you haven’t read makes perfect sense. Voting for things you haven’t read is another matter. I’m not sure why anyone would do it – there clearly isn’t a Puppy-like campaign at work here – except out of a conviction that one has to vote. But what would be the source of such a conviction?

  38. Peace Is My Middle Name on December 3, 2015 at 3:59 am said:
    The only Gene Wolfe I’ve read so far is Peace.

    My gods, talk god stalk, about your unreliable narrators.

    FTFY

  39. In something like the Goodreads Awards, which is basically a measure of popularity, voting against things you haven’t read makes perfect sense. Voting for things you haven’t read is another matter. I’m not sure why anyone would do it

    I gave up voting once my write-ins got defeated and I was out of stuff I’d read and liked. So I didn’t make it too many rounds in most categories. I did vote for Trigger Warnings until the end. Gaiman is the rare thing where my tastes overlap with a huge fanbase. And what’s wrong with Aurora, anyway?

    But I can certainly imagine the situation where anti-voting things you’ve read, or partially read, means you have to vote for a book you haven’t. If said book was by an author I admired, I could see myself doing it without much scruple. For Goodreads, anyway, things like the Hugos are different.

    Say that Nazi-redeeming romance was up against Heather Rose Jones’ newest novel, like that.

  40. If it’s anything like modern US military support, the cafeteria workers on the Death Star are probably from poorer planets who were promised high paying jobs and a chance to see the galaxy by unscrupulous subcontractors. Once they’re onboard, it’s not like they can just sneak off at the next port of call. (Does the Death Star ever stop at any planets it’s not going to blow up?)

    Imperial Pizza – It’s not just a job, it’s 96.78 credits a week!

  41. Baxter sequel…well, it will likely be more accessible to a modern audience than would be a film of the original Wells Sequel, that rare hardback (read it from the library in Ellwood City, Pennsylvania, 50+ years ago ), Serviss’s “Edison’s War on Mars”, in which Edison flies to Mars with a human space fleet and exterminates the Martians. The work was republished as the trailer to the Perry Rhodan translation volumes, with severe editing; for example, Serviss’s belief in literal phrenology was edited out.

  42. I just recently read Wolfe’s “The Land Across”. The narrator is a young American visitor to a remote eastern European country. His voice as he describes his adventures and reports dialogue with the locals is one of the pleasures of the book. I smiled a lot as I read. I think I’ll read the book again soon because I was sometimes lazy and let myself be carried along uncritically by the narrative stream, a common danger with Wolfe. The plot is a wild one involving secret police and the supernatural. Very good stuff in my opinion.

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