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(1) BELIEVE ‘EM OR NOT? In her November newsletter, Charlie Jane Anders considered the question “Does An Unreliable Narrator Need To Be an Asshole?”

…So how do I write my unintentionally unreliable narrators? I am so glad you asked. (I am pretending you asked, because I am an unreliable essayist.)

You might think the most important thing is to understand the person who is narrating the story, whether in first person or close third person. And seeing how this person’s mind works and how they fail to understand key aspects of their own life. And sure, this is super important, and it’s a pre-requisite of writing a good narrative POV to begin with. If you’re telling a story from a particular person’s perspective, you should absolutely know their preconceptions, including the stuff they tend to overlook. 

But I’d say that’s not actually the most vital part of creating an untrustworthy narrator. Rather, the most important step is to get fully into the heads of the characters who aren’t narrating. Think about it: how do you know what your POV character is failing to see, unless you know what these other characters are aware of and how they see the situation? And why this is important to those other characters? (I’m assuming you’re not doing an omniscient POV, because that’s sadly rare these days — and if the POV isn’t omniscient, then the only other way of looking at the events of your story must come from one of the other characters. There’s no objective truth, just competing perspectives.)

One common technique for insinuating that your narrator is missing something is to sneakily insert information in a way that makes it clear the narrator isn’t noticing it. A lot of tight-third-person narrators do this to great effect: You’ll get pieces of information through the POV character’s perspective, and yet this protagonist will miss it entirely. No shade to that technique — I love it. But this isn’t my favorite way of insinuating that a narrator is a bit out to lunch. Not by a long chalk.

I vastly prefer when one of the other characters in a story says something (or does something) that indicates that they have been viewing the events of the story in a radically different way, and it takes the protagonist or POV character by surprise. I like this better because it gives the other characters more of a life of their own, and because the protagonist themself is forced to grapple with the fact that they’ve been reading things wrong. (Or at least, not reading them the same as their friends.)…

(2) CLARION WEST SEEKS DEVELOPMENT DIRECTOR. Clarion West will hire the organization’s first Development Director, after receiving a grant from the M.J. Murdock Charitable Trust of Vancouver, Washington.

This is a full-time, hybrid position based in Seattle, WA. More information about the position and how to apply can be found here.

This grant will provide the capacity to hire our new development position and to establish the infrastructure for a capital project that will help ensure the long-term sustainability of the Six-Week Workshop — effectively expanding our summer residency program.

Clarion West has no physical location of its own for classrooms, events, and residency programs. Instead, the organization partners with other organizations and universities when offering in-person classes, workshops, and other events. However, these spaces are often not easy to access and prohibitively expensive.

As a long-term solution, the organization seeks to lay the groundwork for a community center serving Pacific Northwest organizations who specialize in supporting writers, literacy, and publishing of underrepresented and marginalized groups. The organization seeks to purchase or renovate a facility that provides free and reduced rate spaces for speculative fiction artists, writers, and those that love their work.

(3) SFPA PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. Members of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Poetry Association have until January 31 to vote on the three candidates for President of the organization:

  • Brian Garrison
  • Miguel O. Mitchell
  • Wendy Van Camp

The new term will begin March 1, 2025.

(4) WELL-SEASONED TRIVIA. [Item by Steven French.] The BBC has a long running quiz show known as Richard Osman’s House of Games hosted by ‘quiz giant’ and cozy crime author Richard Osman (of the Thursday Murder Club series) and in which each round features a different kind of quiz game. However, the final round is always ‘Answer Smash’ in which contestants have to ’smash’ the answer to a question into the name of the object pictured below it and earlier this week one of the questions was ‘Which starship captain is played by Patrick Stewart in Star Trek: Next Generation?’ with the picture being of some pale looking seed pods. Trekkies and curry-lovers across the UK all leapt up as one with the answer …!!

(5) ALAFAIR BURKE Q&A. “Encyclopedia Brown Got Alafair Burke Started on Crime Fiction” – so she tells the New York Times. (Behind a paywall.)

Which books got you hooked on crime fiction?

As a very young reader, I adored Encyclopedia Brown and “From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler.” After I begged my personal literary curator (a.k.a. my librarian mother) for more stories that felt like puzzle-solving, she got me started on Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys, which eventually led to Agatha Christie and Mary Higgins Clark. My real obsession began in the late ’80s in college, when I would browse the $1 paperbacks at Powell’s in Portland, Ore. I discovered a slew of smart, gritty female sleuths who began to feel like friends — Sue Grafton’s Kinsey Millhone, Sara Paretsky’s V.I. Warshawski, Karen Kijewski’s Kat Colorado, Marcia Muller’s Sharon McCone. I never dreamed I’d have a row of my own books on those same shelves.

Are there times when being a trained lawyer gets in the way of telling a good story?

In a great legal thriller like “Presumed Innocent,” the technical details are not the star. Instead, Scott Turow’s expertise infuses his characters and the creation of the world itself. In hindsight, I probably used my lawyer brain too much in my debut, because I was insecure trying my hand at a novel. These days, if I find myself writing about the law itself, I ask myself what it adds to character, plot or setting — and then I usually delete it. Wanda Morris is only three books in, and she’s already been compared to Turow and John Grisham for good reason.

The trio of friends at the center of your novel call themselves “The Canceled Crew.” Why was it important that social-media blowback figure in the story?

I’m fascinated by the way we collectively decide that strangers on the internet are either completely perfect or the worst humans ever, based on a few seconds of social media. At a time when the most rewarding books are ones in which the good guys aren’t all good, and bad guys aren’t entirely bad, it’s bizarre that we don’t have more nuance when it comes to characterizing real people whose real lives are affected by the weird sort of fan-fiction that gets crowdsourced online….

(6) THREE ON A MATCH. Hagai Palevsky discusses Jon Chandler’s Dogbo, Lily Vie’s self-published Dogbody, and C A Strike’s Customer Service Eternity in The Comics Journal: “A book report from the Thought Bubble Festival”.

The principle at the heart of Annie Baker’s plays can most easily be described as the “communality born of circumstance.” Most of Baker’s plays are some variation on the following premise: A group of otherwise-unrelated strangers are brought together in a single purgatorial space; slowly, the exterior world melts away. When they leave the room, that whole world dies with them.

Sometimes, as is the case in Infinite Life, they are guests at a health resort; elsewhere, in The Flick and The Antipodes (my personal favorite, which you would know, if you cared about me), they are colleagues. The stage, to Baker, is static, stilted; set-pieces do not change. For the next two hours or so, she seems to tell her viewers, this room is all that exists in the world.

Not coincidentally, this is very much what it feels like to be at a comic convention: seven hours, or thereabouts, in a hall where time, casino-like, slips away, and the two most frequent questions you are asked — if you’re me, at least — are “Hey, how are you doing?” (to which the answer is usually “Who’s to say, man”) and “Is that all you bought so far?” (to which the answer is “No, I got three more bags full, I just put them behind a friend’s table, I have a problem, I know”). 

But, triumphant and physically burdened, I returned from England — the country so joyful that on Christmas of 2003 the #1 song on the charts was Gary Jules’ godawful cover of Tears for Fears’ “Mad World” — with several pounds of books purchased at this year’s Thought Bubble Festival.  I now intend to tell you about three of them. I hope that’s okay with you.

(7) SARGENT Q&A ABOUT ZEBROWSKI. Paul Grondahl interviewed Pamela Sargent about her partner, the late George Zebrowski who died December 20: “Grondahl: George Zebrowski, prolific sci-fi writer, 78” in the Albany (NY) Times-Union.

…“We both thought he’d come home and write again, but his body just gave out,” said Pamela Sargent, his partner since 1964, when they met as freshmen philosophy students at Binghamton University.

 “Even back then, he was very interested in science fiction and wanted to be a writer more than anything else,” Sargent said.

Sargent had gone on a few dates her freshman year with Zebrowski’s dormitory roommate, but when the roommate failed to show up at her dorm for a planned date, Zebrowski showed up instead.

“We’ve been together ever since,” said Sargent, a widely published novelist in fantasy and historical fiction genres.

They have lived together since 1970, but never married. “We decided marriage wasn’t going to change anything,” Sargent said. They did not have children and devoted themselves to scratching out a living as full-time writers.

“It was never easy, and we had penurious years,” she said.

Zebrowski supplemented meager book royalties with freelance writing — essays for Omni magazine, book reviews and a column for Fantasy & Science Fiction Magazine. The couple also were paid editors for Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers Association’s Bulletin, a trade publication.

The couple collaborated on four write-for-hire novels in the Star Trek series. “Those were the only books we wrote together because we didn’t want to have personal disputes masked as editorial suggestions,” she said.

“George was meticulous about his prose,” she said. “He hated sloppy prose and if I committed a really wretched sentence, he’d call me out on it.”

Zebrowski wrote in a small study stuffed with books in the front of the house and Sargent’s book-crammed office was in the back. Their spare bedroom in the middle was a reference library with shelves of scientific volumes. They shared the house with a black-and-white black cat named Spencer (after Spencer Tracy).

When finances got especially tight, Zebrowski would sell a rare edition from the couple’s library of more than 5,000 volumes that engulfed a small bungalow they bought in 1996.

“We’ve got walls of books in every room except the bathroom,” Sargent said….

(8) OUT TO LAUNCH. On January 16th there will be a Speculative Fiction Anthology Launch featuring Elizabeth Bear, Chris Campbell, Nick DePasquale, Max Gladstone, Allison Pottern, and Brigitte Winter at Porter Square Books in Cambridge, MA, with special guest emcee Scott Lynch. RSVP if you’re going.

(9) TODAY’S BIRTHDAY.

[By Paul Weimer.]

Born January 2, 1920 Isaac Asimov. (Died 1992.)

By Paul Weimer: One of my first two SF books bought for me was the Good Doctor’s collection I, Robot (the other, for those wondering, was The Martian Chronicles by Bradbury).  Needless to say, between the two, I was hooked onto science fiction and soon either raiding my brother’s extensive collection, or lobbying to get an adult library card so I could check out “Real” science fiction at the library. Doctor Asimov’s endless source of ideas was half of that equation in getting me started in SF. 

Asimov’s prose was, in fact, about as colorless as one can reasonably get. No one is totally devoid of style, but he was not a prose stylist and I didn’t read him for prose.  (That would be the aforementioned Bradbury. I am firmly convinced that handing me such a pair of authors right off is part of the secret in getting me to read SF of a wide spectrum from the start). 

I could name any number of favorites when it comes to Asimov’s work. The original FoundationThe Gods Themselves? One of his finely crafted short stories like “Nightfall” or “The Last Question“? How to choose? For fiction, I am going to finally land on The End of Eternity, his time patrol/time travel novel. It turned out to be the first time patrol novel that I ever read, and it made a huge impression. One of my recurring non player characters in my roleplaying games, Noys, is named for the primary female character in the book. 

I should not neglect talking about his nonfiction which I consumed readily. Collections of his essays “Asimov on…” from his column in the Magazine of Science Fiction and Fantasy. My favorite, and I wore out a couple copies of it, was “Asimov on Numbers”. I would learn about everything from what a Dorothy Sayers novel has to do with factorials, to the tallest mountain on Earth (it is not Mount Everest). I wish these collections were in ebook form, I would buy them.  Used copies of these books as well as all of his non fiction are expensive.  I also enjoyed his nonfiction books on the Bible, and Shakespeare as well. 

And I should plug here, Our Angry Earth, which he co-wrote with Frederik Pohl, in the late 1980’s. He scarily and presciently predicted what would happen, way back then, what would happen if we did not start to engage with the problem of climate change. The pair were, in fact, Cassandras of the first water. 

I am unfortunately aware that he was a broken step, in person.  This pains me.  I still would have liked to meet him. 

Isaac Asimov

(10) MEMORY LANE.

[Written by Cat Eldridge.]

Isaac Asimov’s “The Fourth Homonym” story.

So let’s look at Isaac Asimov’s “The Fourth Homonym” story. His Black Widowers stories of which this is one I think are some of the cleverest bar style stories ever done even if they weren’t set in a bar like Clarke’s White Hart tales.  

These stories which were based on a literary dining club he belonged to known as the Trap Door Spiders.  The Widowers were based on real-life Spiders, some of them well known writers in their own right such as Lin Carter, L. Sprague de Camp, Harlan Ellison and Lester del Rey.

This story was first published thirty-nine years ago in the Puzzles of the Black Widowers collection

There were sixty-six stories over the six Black Widowers volumes that were released. So far only one volume, Banquets of the Black Widowers, has been released as an ePub. And yes, I’ve got a copy on my iPad as they are well worth re-reading.

And now the beginning of this most excellent story…

“Homonyms!” said Nicholas Brant. He was Thomas Trumbull’s guest at the monthly banquet of the Black Widowers. He was rather tall, and had surprisingly prominent bags under his eyes, despite the comparative youthfulness of his appearance otherwise. His face was thin and smooth-shaven, and his brown hair showed, as yet, no signs of gray. “Homonyms,” he said.

“What?” said Mario Gonzalo blankly.

“The words you call ‘sound-alikes.’ The proper name for them is ‘homonyms.’ “

“That so?” said Gonzalo. “How do you spell it?”

Brant spelled it.

Emmanuel Rubin looked at Brant owlishly through the thick lenses of his glasses. He said, “You’ll have to excuse Mario, Mr. Brant. He is a stranger to our language.”

Gonzalo brushed some specks of dust from his jacket sleeve and said, “Manny is corroded with envy because I’ve invented a word game. He knows the words but he lacks any spark of inventiveness, and that kills him.”

“Surely Mr. Rubin does not lack inventiveness,” said Brant, soothingly. “I’ve read some of his books.”

“I rest my case,” said Gonzalo. “Anyway, I’m willing to call my game ‘homonyms’ instead of ‘sound-alikes.’ The thing is to make up some short situation which can be described by two words that are sound-alikes – that are homonyms. I’ll give you an example: If the sky is perfectly clear, it is easy to decide to go on a picnic in the open. If it is raining cats and dogs, it is easy to decide not to go on a picnic. But what if it is cloudy, and the forecast is for possible showers, but there seem to be patches of blue here and there, so you can’t make up your mind about the picnic. What would you call that?”

“A stupid story,” said Trumbull tartly, passing his hand over his crisply waved white hair.

“Come on,” said Gonzalo, “play the game. The answer is two words that sound alike.”

There was a general silence and Gonzalo said, “The answer is ‘whether weather.’ It’s the kind of weather where you wonder whether to go on a picnic or not. ‘Whether weather,’ don’t you get it?”

James Drake stubbed out his cigarette and said, “We get it. The question is, how do we get rid of it?”

Roger Halsted said, in his soft voice, “Pay no attention, Mario. It’s a reasonable parlor game, except that there don’t seem to be many combinations you can use.”

Geoffrey Avalon looked down austerely from his seventy-four-inch height and said, “More than you might think. Suppose you owned a castrated ram that was frisky on clear days and miserable on rainy days. If it were merely cloudy, however, you might wonder whether that ram would be frisky or miserable. That would be ‘whether wether weather.’ “

There came a chorus of outraged What!’s.

Avalon said, ponderously. “The first word is w-h-e-t-h-e-r, meaning if. The last word is w-e-a-t-h-e-r, which refers to atmospheric conditions. The middle word is w-e-t-h-e-r, meaning a castrated ram. Look it up if you don’t believe me.”

“Don’t bother,” said Rubin. “He’s right.”

“I repeat,” growled Trumbull, “this is a stupid game.”

“It doesn’t have to be a game,” said Brant. “Lawyers are but too aware of the ambiguities built into the language, and homonyms can cause trouble.”

The gentle voice of Henry, that waiter for all seasons, made itself heard over the hubbub by some alchemy that worked only for him.

“Gentlemen,” he said. “I regret the necessity of interrupting a warm discussion, but dinner is being served.”

(11) COMICS SECTION.

(12) INDIGIVERSE CREATOR. “Scott Wilson couldn’t see Aboriginal superheroes in the comics he loved. So he created his own” in ABC News (Australia).

Scott Wilson grew up obsessed with superheroes, but he never saw his own culture in the comic books he’d get lost in.

“When I was a kid, my favourite superhero was Wonder Woman. I’d twist a bath towel into a lasso and pretend it was the Lasso of Truth,” he says.

Scott grew up in Rubibi (Broome), spending his time on country around the Western Australian tourist town.

Spider-Man was the superhero who really captured his imagination, and he identified with the idea of a high school student by day, masked avenger by night.

But like most superheroes, without his mask, Spider-Man is a white man. 

For Scott, it raised a very personal question: Why don’t I ever see myself in these stories?

As he grew up and learned to make his own superheroes, Scott found the answer in creating comics that draw from the world’s oldest living culture, and by sketching its newest figures.

He called it the Indigiverse. In this universe, the superheroes talk in traditional language, and draw their power from the Dreaming. 

And Scott has big plans for his superheroes…

(13) SACCO Q&A. “The Joe Sacco interview: ‘If my work is going to be journalistic, it needs to be representational’” at Scroll.in.

You have always maintained that what you do is comics. But India is also a country where the “graphic novel” as a format was defined by the publication of a handful of books (MausPalestinePersepolis, etc.) that included your own. What do you think about the romance comics you started with?

That rubbish? That was in Malta. I was young and that sort of fell into my lap because a publisher knew I was interested in drawing and suggested three options: children’s comics, action comics, or romance comics. I chose romance comics because that was so out of my league that I thought it would be kind of humorous. It ended up as a series called Imħabba Vera (“True Love). I think it was the first [art] comic series in Malta at the time: black and white, 64-pagers, each written and drawn in one month. It was quite an effort to get those out. I burned out on it after six issues. Also, the fact that the publisher wasn’t paying me had something to do with burning out on it.

They were terribly drawn. But what was sort of amusing is that Malta had no history of comics, so I could tackle subjects that would be unacceptable in American comics. Romance comics, but the girl gets pregnant and has to go to Amsterdam to get an abortion. Malta is a Catholic country where abortion isn’t really allowed. So I explored those sorts of issues and no one really raised an eyebrow because I don’t think most people realised. This is not your typical comics fair, because they didn’t read comics. They didn’t really know what comics could do. It was good just to force me to draw, draw, draw.

I wish I could say my drawing improved a lot because of it. I don’t think it did. That took a lot more time.

But you had a robust readership. Are there plans to translate it?
It did well. I can’t remember the figures or whatever, but I know they sold out and they were doing well.

I hope they are not translated. I hope those things are burned at the stake.

That’s what Kafka said about his work.
Well, some things might be good for some academic who wants to understand or dilute whatever impact I’ve ever had. That’s what that stuff’s there for. It’s not good. It’s not probably not worth it. But I don’t know. Maybe one day when people get really obsessed about me…

(14) JURASSIC CROSSWALK. “Biggest trackway of dinosaur footprints found in Oxfordshire quarry” in the Guardian.

Gary Johnson was clearing clay with a digger at the Oxfordshire quarry where he works when he hit an unexpected bump in the limestone surface.

“I thought, it’s just an abnormality in the ground,” he said. “But then it got to another, three metres along, and it was hump again, and then it went another three metres, hump again.”

What Johnson had discovered was part of an enormous dinosaur trackway dating to nearly 166m years ago, when the quarry was a warm, shallow lagoon crisscrossed by the huge creatures….

… Researchers have now unearthed about 200 large footprints at the site, making this the biggest dinosaur trackway ever found in Britain. The tracks are thought to have been made by two types of dinosaur: the herbivorous cetiosaurus, a sauropod that walked on four legs, and the smaller carnivorous megalosaurus.

So far, five separate trackways have been found stretching up to 150 metres in length, and experts from the universities of Oxford and Birmingham believe they could extend much further as only part of the quarry has been excavated….

(15) THE ANCESTORS. [Item by SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie.] This week’s Nature cover story relates to a new technique for analyzing ancient DNA which will inform us as to how ancient civilizations migrated, merged and so forth…

Norse code

The use of genetic ancestry to trace history and probe events of the past is challenging because ancestries in many locations are relatively similar, making it hard to distinguish groups and populations. In this week’s issue, Leo Speidel, Pontus Skoglund and colleagues present a new approach called Twigstats that allows subtle differences in ancestry to be reconstructed in high resolution. The researchers use their technique to examine the genomic history of early medieval Europe. This allowed them to track the expansion of two streams of Scandinavian-related ancestry across the continent, as well a later stream of ancestry expanding into Scandinavia before the Viking Age (around 750–1050). The cover is inspired by the serpentine carvings found on Viking Age runestones and features the Elder Futhark runes for the DNA nucleotides A, T, G and C.

The research paper is open access: “High-resolution genomic history of early medieval Europe”  

(16) THE PRINCESS BRIDE: BEHIND THE CAMERA. “How 3 words completely changed a character” – director Rob Reiner turned a scene from a sprint into a marathon.

When Billy Crystal was about to begin filming his scenes for The Princess Bride, director Rob Reiner decided to completely change the scene by telling him three simple words, “forget the lines.” This not only completely changed the character, but nearly upended the production entirely.

[Thanks to Kathy Sullivan, Teddy Harvia, Mike Kennedy, Mark Roth-Whitworth, Paul Weimer, Andrew Porter, John King Tarpinian, Chris Barkley, Cat Eldridge, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, Steven French for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Mark Roth-Whitworth.]

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(1) IS THIS MISSING, OR JUST HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT? Ross Douthat tells New York Times readers “We Need a Great American Fantasy” (link bypasses the paywall.)

Any cultural critic can complain, as I did in last weekend’s column, about the lack of creativity in American popular culture right now and the unmet “hunger for a certain kind of popular art” amid so much institutionalized unoriginality. It’s a bit harder to give writers or filmmakers specific marching orders. What exact kind of popular art are we missing? What specific achievement should American creators be aiming for?…

…If I were giving out assignments for would-be invigorators of our stuck culture, I would suggest new experiments in the national fantastic and a quest for the Great American Fantasy story….

… Just as political thinkers like Louis Hartz have argued that America lacks a true conservative tradition, being a liberal nation from the get-go, someone could argue that the Great American Fantasy is actually an impossibility, since the fantasy genre is concerned with the transition from the premodern to the modern, the enchanted to the disenchanted, and America has been disenchanted and commercial and capitalist from Day 1….

… Greer commends the musical “Hadestown” (which I have not seen) for trying to work in this terrain, and there are plenty of other examples of attempts at the American fantastic. I mentioned “Wicked” earlier because L. Frank Baum’s “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” is probably the most enduringly influential work of American subcreation, but a longer list would encompass pulp magazines and “Weird Tales” and Edgar Rice Burroughs’s “John Carter of Mars” books and then work its way forward to Orson Scott Card’s Alvin Maker series, Neil Gaiman’s “American Gods” (an Englishman writing American fantasy) and, of course, Stephen King’s “Dark Tower” saga, with special nods to H.P. Lovecraft and Ray Bradbury for working in zones where fantasy blurs into horror or science fiction. (You could also argue that space opera, from “Flash Gordon” to “Star Wars,” is actually the key American contribution to the fantasy genre, but that would take a separate essay to unpack; you could argue that superheroes are the American form of fantasy, but you’d be wrong.)…

(2) PAY THE WRITER. The Hollywood Reporter learns “WGA Members Prohibited From Working With Village Roadshow For Now”.

The Writers Guild of America has prohibited its members from working with Village Roadshow for the time being after the company refused to pay numerous writers.

“It has come to the Guild’s attention that over the last few months, Village Roadshow hasn’t paid writers on numerous projects,” the WGAW wrote in a statement on Saturday. “Village Roadshow owes writers compensation, interest and benefit contributions but has refused to pay. As such, the Guild has determined that Village Roadshow is not reliable or financially responsible and requires the posting of a bond to protect writers. Village Roadshow has, to date, refused to do so.”

As a result, the company is on the guild’s strike list until further notice.

“It is crucial that Village Roadshow be prevented from undercutting writers’ standards and conditions,” the statement continued. “Village Roadshow cannot be allowed to benefit from writing services provided by WGA members.”…

(3) ORC REAPPRAISAL. Robin Anne Reid links to “Orcs are People!” at Writing from Ithilien.

A list of sources that show how readers’ perceptions of Orcs have changed over time: first, from The Silmarillion Writers Guild: Orcs are People! The SWG does a fantastic job not only of archiving fanworks (all media), but inspiring them (through prompts and challenges), and curating Themed Collections (which are always acknowledged to be incomplete and request that readers provide additional items to add to the collection.

This collection by Curathol shows how some fans have challenged the all too common stereotypes of Orcs as “instruments of evil,” a view that Tolkien’s own writing challenges:

“Whatever Tolkien’s final thoughts, his works depict Orcs with an undeniable humanity—they sing songs, chafe against Big Bosses, and even seek vengeance for deaths of family or comrades. Whether by intent or no, they were people beyond being mere pawns driven by a Dark Lord’s will.

“Though within Tolkien’s world ‘Evil cannot create,’ it would do to remember that Morgoth was not wholly evil in his beginning. If they exist beyond Morgoth’s will, then by some measure they must also be Children of Eru. Even Finrod argued against the power of Morgoth to so wholly alter The One’s design. While the deepest philosophical questions of Orcs may remain unanswered by the Professor, his fans may, if not restore a lost humanity, firmly bestow one upon them….”

(4) SUPER TEASER. “’Superman Trailer’ Earns 250 Mil Views: Biggest in Warner Bros History” reports Variety. But Deadpool and Wolverine holds the overall record.

The live-action introduction to the new DC Universe got off to a massive start, according to James Gunn. The filmmaker announced on his social media platforms Friday that the “Superman” teaser trailer was viewed over 250 million times in its first day.

“Krypto really did take us home: With over 250 million views and a million social posts, ‘Superman’ is officially the most viewed and the most talked about trailer in the history of both DC and Warner Bros,” Gunn wrote. “This is because of all of you: thank you! We’re incredibly grateful and, most of all, excited to share this movie with you in July. Happy Holidays!”

According to Gunn, the Superman teaser views blew many of this year’s studio tentpoles out of the water. The first “Joker: Folie à Deux” trailer launched with 167 million views in its first 24 hours, for instance, while “Inside Out 2,” the highest-grossing movie of the year with $1.6 billion at the worldwide box office, launched its trailer to 157 million views. Marvel’s “Deadpool and Wolverine” trailer still holds the record for biggest trailer launch of all time with 365 million views….

(5) YULE BE GLAD YOU DID. [Item by Steven French.] The Guardian’s TV ‘Watcher’ previews this year’s traditional ghost story for Christmas from the BBC: “A Ghost Story for Christmas: Woman of Stone – far too good to only exist as festive TV”.

Heavens! Oh, it’s you, Doctor Blathery: forgive me, you gave me an awful fright. You see it’s the queerest thing: this little stone statue I inherited with the cottage when I moved to this sleepy village from London (where everybody hates me because I’m from London), well, it seems to me … Oh, you shall call me half-mad! It seems to be moving around from room to room when I’m not looking. I swear it to you: last night, while I was reading by the fire and holding a handkerchief – which I do every night because it’s Victorian times and they haven’t invented telly yet – it was over on the dressing table, and now … why, it’s on the dining room chair! Doctor, you look shaken. Take a seat, I shall fetch you some brandy. Doctor: what happened to the charming young couple who lived here afore me all those years ago? You … you knew her, didn’t you?

Sorry, sorry. I slip into “Victorian voice” a lot at Christmas. Christmas, as you know, is the best time of the year – Coke adverts! Quality Street! One binbag for the recyclable wrapping paper and another, much plumper bag for the glossy stuff! – but it’s also a weirdly spooky one, and is arguably a better time to consume a ghost story than Halloween is. Thankfully. the BBC knows this, and so has been on-and-off commissioning a ghost story to marken the yule – no, I’ve gone Victorian again. Anyway, they started in 1971, did it until 1978, stopped until 2005, have been doing it sporadically since then, and a few years ago someone had the good sense to just hand the whole thing over to Mark Gatiss and go: “Mark, please Gatiss this as hard as you possibly can.” This is his seventh year doing just that.’…

(6) OBAMA’S YEAR’S BEST LIST. “Barack Obama just revealed his 10 favorite books of 2024 and here’s a quick description for all of them”The Mary Sue has the entire list. Two are sff – Booker winner Orbital by Samantha Harvey, and Clarke Award winner In Ascension by Martin Macinnes.

(7) WHEATON READY FOR THE LAST TIME. “Paramount Reportedly Cancels Wil Wheaton’s ‘Ready Room’ Star Trek Show” says Cord Cutters News.

After a five-year voyage alongside the resurgence of the Star Trek universe, Wil Wheaton’s tenure as host of The Ready Room has come to an end. The Star Trek aftershow, which premiered alongside Star Trek: Picard in early 2020, seemingly aired its final episode today, coinciding with the finale of Star Trek: Lower Decks. According to a report from Trek Core.

The 16-minute concluding episode focused on the animated series’ final chapter, featuring interviews with series leads Tawny Newsome (Mariner), Jack Quaid (Boimler), Noel Wells (Tendi), and Eugene Cordero (Rutherford). The cast reflected on the finale and the overall legacy of Lower Decks….

(8) AI REPLACING HUMANS IN MUSIC. [Item by John A Arkansawyer.] You get two free articles from Harper’s, and this one is worth using one of those. I hadn’t realized things were this far advanced. I feel like I should have guessed: “The Ghosts in the Machine, by Liz Pelly”. “Spotify’s plot against musicians.”

…Before the year [2017] was out, the music writer David Turner had used analytics data to illustrate how Spotify’s “Ambient Chill” playlist had largely been wiped of well-known artists like Brian Eno, Bibio, and Jon Hopkins, whose music was replaced by tracks from Epidemic Sound, a Swedish company that offers a subscription-based library of production music—the kind of stock material often used in the background of advertisements, TV programs, and assorted video content.

For years, I referred to the names that would pop up on these playlists simply as “mystery viral artists.” Such artists often had millions of streams on Spotify and pride of place on the company’s own mood-themed playlists, which were compiled by a team of in-house curators. And they often had Spotify’s verified-artist badge. But they were clearly fake. Their “labels” were frequently listed as stock-music companies like Epidemic, and their profiles included generic, possibly AI-generated imagery, often with no artist biographies or links to websites. Google searches came up empty….

… Then, in 2022, an investigation by the Swedish daily Dagens Nyheter revived the allegations. By comparing streaming data against documents retrieved from the Swedish copyright collection society STIM, the newspaper revealed that around twenty songwriters were behind the work of more than five hundred “artists,” and that thousands of their tracks were on Spotify and had been streamed millions of times.

Around this time, I decided to dig into the story of Spotify’s ghost artists in earnest, and the following summer, I made a visit to the DN offices in Sweden. The paper’s technology editor, Linus Larsson, showed me the Spotify page of an artist called Ekfat. Since 2019, a handful of tracks had been released under this moniker, mostly via the stock-music company Firefly Entertainment, and appeared on official Spotify playlists like “Lo-Fi House” and “Chill Instrumental Beats.” One of the tracks had more than three million streams; at the time of this writing, the number has surpassed four million. Larsson was amused by the elaborate artist bio, which he read aloud. It described Ekfat as a classically trained Icelandic beat maker who graduated from the “Reykjavik music conservatory,” joined the “legendary Smekkleysa Lo-Fi Rockers crew” in 2017, and released music only on limited-edition cassettes until 2019. “Completely made up,” Larsson said. “This is probably the most absurd example, because they really tried to make him into the coolest music producer that you can find.”

Besides the journalists at DN, no one in Sweden wanted to talk about the fake artists….

(9) GEORGE ZEBROWSKI (1945-2024). Writer and editor George Zebrowski died December 20. His partner, Pamela Sargent, wrote on Facebook:

“On December 20, 2024, George Zebrowski, my beloved companion of almost sixty years, died peacefully in his sleep at the age of 78. George had been ailing for a while. On the day before his death, I visited him for the last time at the nursing home where he had been since late August, never imagining that it would be for the last time. Right now I have no more words.”

His first three published sff stories appeared in 1970, two co-authored with Jack Dann. His first published novel, Omega Point, came out in 1972. His book Brutal Orbits won the John W. Campbell Memorial Award in 1999.

Three of his short stories, “Heathen God,” “The Eichmann Variations,” and “Wound the Wind,” were Nebula Award nominees. 

He and Pamela Sargent produced three books in the Star Trek:TOS universe, and two books in the Star Trek:TNG universe.

His work as an anthology editor included three volumes of SFWA’s Nebula Awards series, and five volumes of Synergy: New Science Fiction.

He served on the Theodore Sturgeon Memorial Award jury from 2005-2013.

He was a past editor of the SFWA Bulletin. Zebrowski and Pamela Sargent jointly won the Service to SFWA Award in 2000.

(10) JENNIFER STEVENSON’S STAY HOME EGG NOG FLUFF. [Item by Jennifer Stevenson.] This eggnog was introduced to my Irish friends in a modest way, sort of, I know we’re only Yanks and so we’re amateur drinkers at best, and here you are trapped in Ohio for the holidays, so why not enjoy an American tradition? This was me, setting them up for the one-two punch. Here was punch number one:

1 fifth high-quality dark rum

1 fifth high-quality bourbon
1 dozen eggs, separated
1 to 2 quarts whipping cream
1 lb powdered sugar
Nugmeg, cinnamon, star anise, and allspice to taste

Beat the sugar into the egg yolks. Add the alcohol slowly, then add the spices and mix thoroughly. Refrigerate at least an hour to “cure.” Two to five hours isn’t a bad thing.

When you’re half an hour from serving, pour the nog into a giant serving bowl.

Beat the whipping cream to stiff peaks. Fold the whipped cream into the nog.

Beat the egg whites until they’re stiff and fluffy. Fold them into the whipped cream + nog.

Serve in small cups and offer spoons. Garnish with a sprinkle of nutmeg.

You sort of eat this nog, rather than drink it. Stir it throughout your party to keep the nog mixed with the fluffy stuff.

If you have leftovers, i.e., if your friends are not hardened drunks who aren’t used to sticky Starbucks beverages, you can use the leftover nog (beaten well) as the egg+milk+sugar portion of a crepe recipe to feed any survivors in the morning.

We did this for our Irish friends, who got us up at an unconscionable hour on New Year’s Day to attend Mass. Seriously? So I gave them the hair of the dog, in the form of highly alcoholic crepes wrapped around hunks of ham. Worked pretty well.

[Reprinted from the archives of Sleeping Hedgehog. Jennifer Stevenson’s Trash Home Sex was shortlisted for the Locus First Fantasy Novel Award and longlisted for the Nebula two years running. Try her romantic fantasy series Hinky Chicago, which is up to five novels, her paranormal romances Slacker Demons, which are about retired deities who find work as incubi, or her paranormal women’s fiction series Coed Demon Sluts, about women solving life’s ordinary problems by becoming succubi. She has published more than 20 short stories.]

(11) COMICS SECTION.

(12) ‘TIS SOME SEASON. CBR.com nominates its candidates for “The Best The Far Side Holiday Comics”.

…Some of the best Far Side holiday strips reflected Gary Larson’s poignant and irreverent attitudes toward the traditions surrounding the holidays….

The list begins with Thanksgiving.

10. A Blacksmith Puts Olives on His Fingers During the First Thanksgiving

Comedian Zach Mander said in a viral TikTok that Jerry Seinfeld’s observational humor wouldn’t work today because anyone can quickly Google the answer to his questions, causing the joke to fall apart. The opposite can sometimes be true for the absurdist humor of The Far Side. While explaining a joke can often make it less funny, if what’s being described is background information you didn’t have or forgot about, Googling something after reading a Far Side comic strip can make it funnier on the second reading.

That said, sometimes a Far Side gag is exactly what it seems, and no Googling is needed, like in this Thanksgiving strip. There’s no hidden meaning behind blacksmith Thomas Sullivan putting five olives on the tips of his fingers. It’s a silly act that jokesters do in everyday life. It stands to reason that someone might’ve done it during a historical event that’s looked upon with reverence centuries later. While this is one of the better Far Side holiday strips, it’s lower tier among the best. Several other strips are sharper in their commentary and more amusing in their imagery.

(13) WOULD YOU LIKE THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS FIRST? “Ukraine’s All-Robot Assault Force Just Won Its First Battle”Forbes has the story.

A Ukrainian national guard brigade just orchestrated an all-robot combined-arms operation, mixing crawling and flying drones for an assault on Russian positions in Kharkiv Oblast in northern Ukraine.

“We are talking about dozens of units of robotic and unmanned equipment simultaneously on a small section of the front,” a spokesperson for the 13th National Guard Brigade explained.

It was an impressive technological feat—and a worrying sign of weakness on the part of overstretched Ukrainian forces. Unmanned ground vehicles in particular suffer profound limitations, and still can’t fully replace human infantry.

That the 13th National Guard Brigade even needed to replace all of the human beings in a ground assault speaks to how few people the brigade has compared to the Russian units it’s fighting. The 13th National Guard Brigade defends a five-mile stretch of the front line around the town of Hlyboke, just south of the Ukraine-Russia border. It’s holding back a force of no fewer than four Russian regiments.

That’s no more than 2,000 Ukrainians versus 6,000 or so Russians. The manpower ratio is roughly the same all along the 800-mile front line of Russia’s 34-month wider war on Ukraine. Russian troops still greatly outnumber Ukrainian troops, despite the Russians suffering around twice as many casualties as the Ukrainians since February 2022….

… In what amounted to a smaller-scale proof of concept for the recent combined-arms robot assault, a Ukrainian ground robot cleared a Russian trench in Kursk Oblast in western Russian back in September. Russia has attempted small-scale ground ’bot assaults of its own, but less successfully.

The problem, of course, is that while robots are adept at surveilling and attacking, they’re terrible at holding. To hold ground, armies put infantry in trenches. They sit, watch, wait and call for reinforcements when the enemy attacks. It’s tedious, taxing duty that requires constant vigilance.

Constant vigilance is difficult when a human operator is remotely observing the battlefield through the sensors of a maintenance-hungry ground robot.

Machines break down. And their radio datalinks are highly susceptible to enemy jamming, as the California think-tank RAND discovered when it gamed out a clash between hypothetical U.S. (“Blue”) and Russian (“Red”) army battalions partially equipped with armed ground drones. “Blue’s ability to operate was degraded significantly by Red’s jammers,” RAND concluded….

(14) CLAIM TO FAME. “The Oldest Xmas Light Display in the WORLD! Live from the real Christmas Tree Lane in Altadena”.

(15) VIDEO OF THE DAY. Apparently “Hanging with Doctor Z” is a thing. Here’s an example with the word Christmas in the title, but not in the dialog, which is mainly sexual innuendo. (Yeah, tell me you won’t be able to click on it fast enough…)

[Thanks to SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, Steven French, Kathy Sullivan, Jennifer Stevenson, John A Arkansawyer, Teddy Harvia, Mike Kennedy, Andrew Porter, John King Tarpinian, Chris Barkley, and Cat Eldridge for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Jayn.]