Take a Ride on a Discworld-Inspired Model Railroad

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Shepton on heavy freight duty. Image © Mick Thornton

Hugh Norwood pays tribute to Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books with his Angst-Lesspork 009 railway layout, exhibited last year at LonCon 3.

Helping to set the scene are the Alchemists’ Guildhall (complete with stuffed alligator), one of the many Watch houses, a (working) Clacks tower and, of course, Mad Lord Snapcase’s Cruet set. Looming over the rear is the back of the Theatre. There are also a number of privies to be found. Most of the buildings are scratch-built from card; a number are illuminated and so have internal decoration.

Human figures in Victorian / Edwardian costume are readily available; finding wizards, dwarfs, trolls and other out of the ordinary figures is more problematic. Fortunately, the war-gaming fraternity could supply many of these figures. The Librarian – and the stuffed alligator – were commissioned pieces.

Angst-Lesspork is already famous among model train aficianados, having been featured in the January 2013 issue of Railway Modeller.

Norwood has also done something thematic for the table the layout sits upon when shown in public —

A number of times at exhibitions, people have asked me where the elephants were, that support the “world”. Well I decided that I should attempt to produce some “feet” to be visible below the skirt that hangs at the front of the layout.

Layout on display at LonCon 3 in 2014. Look carefully and you'll see an elephant foot under the table.

Layout on display at LonCon 3 in 2014. Look carefully and you’ll see an elephant foot under the table.

You can take even an imaginary train ride around town in this video, shot with a “keyfob” camera mounted on a flatcar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422411861&v=fjbKpQOpwLo&x-yt-cl=84924572#t=14

[Thanks to James Bacon for the link.]

Amazing Miskatonic Railroad Layout

A1-NE-arkham_A3_LOne of model railroader John Ott’s prized layouts, inspired by H.P. Lovecraft’s fictional georgraphy, is the fabulous Miskatonic RR.

Many Lovecraft commentators believe that Arkham [Massachusetts] was old H.P.L.’s stand-in for the real-life burg of Salem— Salem of colonial witch-trial fame. Salem today rates about a seven on the dreary scale— not much to see, despite its touristy cant. But up until about sixty years ago, Salem boasted the most spine-tingling eerie Gothic-Norman stone train station in North America.

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Ott is a Southern California resident who lived four years in New England. He loves to research his period layouts as much as he enjoys doing the artwork constructing the layouts. That chemistry of talents results in exquisite tableaus of trains, cityscapes and figures that seem to come alive when viewed with the photographer’s eye. Lots of photos of the buildings, engines and rolling stock on his website.

He’s also posted a photo essay about another of theme layout commemorating the 1908 visit of the Great White Fleet to San Diego. Besides a train of open-sided “picnic cars” bringing San Diegans down to the waterfront for the celebration, the fine details include a lineup of naval officers posing for a photographer, and members of the Women’s Christian Temperance Union marching in front of the Seven Buckets of Blood saloon!

[Thanks to Andrew Porter for the link.]

Elon Musk Honors Iain M. Banks

SpaceX CEO/CTO Elon Musk has named his company’s drone ship/booster rocket landing pads after two of Iain M. Banks’ Culture starships.

(And you may be entertained by the suggestions for new Culture ship names that a Banks fan has been making on Twitter.)

[Via Tor.com.]

Lloyd Penney and the Regents

By John Hertz: Letters of Comment, it’s been said, are the lifeblood of fanzines; not only for any boost they give to the recipient’s self-esteem, but even more because fanzines are communication and at best communication goes both ways: fandom is participatory. We write “LoC” and “loc” which we pronounce without preference ell-oh-see or to rhyme with flock. Comedy, when successful, may cause LOL (short for LOLFFSC i.e. Laughing Out Loud, Falling on the Floor and Startling the Cat).

The other day while being shown the Great and Terrible Internet (“who are you, and why do you seek me?”) I came across a remark by Lloyd Penney, who said – quite rightly – we must loc, loc, loc the zines. Even Claire Brialey has urged this. Maybe it should be sung.

Bass
Loc loc loc, loc loc the zines.

Baritone joins
Loc loc loc, loc loc the zines.

Tenor over them
Oh, loc the zines.
Go make their scenes.
Oh, loc the zines.

All
Get out there loc’ing and a-lol’ing,
Flocking and a-feeling,
Loc the zines.

Try Doctor Who,
Try manga too,
Try Mary Sue,
But you know they’ll never do.
So loc the zines.

The title seemed better – the word appealed to me somehow – than troubling Hawthorne, California, by suggesting Penney, who practices what he preaches, was a son of the beach.

Explain THAT To TSA

Frequent File 770 contributor James H. Burns is included in a new feature at Scientific American about “The Ten Weirdest Things You’ve Taken Through Airport Security”. He told them —

In the late 1980s, I was involved with some of the STAR TREK and other pop culture conventions around the country. One Friday morning at LaGuardia airport, the security guard at check-in was going through my carry-on bag when, with some degree of alarm, he suddenly asked, “What’s this?” His cause for concern was a replica of a hand phaser from the original series. After an explanation, I was allowed to pass, either because I had an honest face, or because the phaser was, of course, non-operational!

Jim’s entry was ranked #5 behind such items as poison arrows (#3) and Mayan Burial Site Remains (#1).

Night Vale Bids For Worldcon

cpb-wtnv-logo-pillowWhat kind of bid is the Night Vale Worldcon bid?

TO CONTACT THE BID: SPEAK QUIETLY INTO YOUR PILLOW AT MIDNIGHT IN A LANGUAGE LONG SINCE DEAD

That kind.

The bid takes its inspiration from “Welcome to Night Vale”, the most popular podcast on the internet, which is formatted as community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, featuring local weather, news, announcements from the Sheriff’s Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, dark hooded figures with unknowable powers, and cultural events.

They launched with a party at Arisia in Boston last night. Don’t you wish you’d been there?

Keep in touch with the Night Vale In Eternity Worldcon Bid via Facebook.

The members of the committee are —

Amber Aquini, Adam Bayer, Adam Beaton, The Blob who lives in the housing development out back of the elementary school, Susan Bertan Braviak, Aurora Celeste, Erika, The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, Aaron Feldman, Tamika Flynn, Meg Frank, Will Frank, Sarah Frost, Earl Harlan, Kristina K. Hiner, Crystal Huff, Madeline LeFleur, Hiram McDaniels, Keri O’Brien, Jennifer Old-d’Entremont, Old Woman Josie, Jesi Pershing, Jon Peters (you know, the farmer?), Suzanne Thurgood, Andrew Trembley, Pablo Miguel Alberto Vazquez, David Weingart, Pamela Winchell, and you.

Fly By Knight

TV host Jimmy Kimmel knows it is better to show than tell. Rather than read a list he proffered this skit — “The Most Annoying People on the Plane Starring Sir Patrick Stewart.”

[Thanks to Martin Morse Wooster for the story.]

And He Built A Crooked Air Force Base

United_States_Air_Force_Lookout_Mountain_Laboratory_from_above_in_color COMPTwo streets away from Robert A. Heinlein’s home at 8777 Lookout Mountain, on the other side of the hill, was the Lookout Mountain Air Force Station, at the end of another winding road above Laurel Canyon.

Histories say the facility was originally built in 1941 as a WWII air defense center that coordinated radar installations on nearby mountaintops. The permanent facility may date to 1943, when it was named the Los Angeles Flight Control Center. After WWII it was repurposed as a secret film studio for documenting atomic bomb tests.

However the site was first used, the Heinleins just missed its “baptism of fire” in February 1942 — the notorious Battle of Los Angeles – having moved to the east coast a few weeks earlier to get involved in war work.

Fear of a Japanese attack on Los Angeles mounted following Pearl Harbor. On Christmas Eve 1941, a Japanese submarine torpedoed an American ship in the Catalina Channel. On February 23 a submarine shelled an aviation fuel tank near Santa Barbara. And it was known some Japanese submarines carried aircraft.

In the early hours of February 25 radar picked up an unidentified target 120 miles west of Los Angeles – over the ocean – and tracked it to within a few miles of the coast. At 2:15 a.m. batteries were put on alert. The object vanished, however, the information center was soon flooded with reports of enemy planes. When a balloon carrying a red flare was seen over Santa Monica four batteries of antiaircraft artillery opened fire and “the air over Los Angeles erupted like a volcano.” More than 1,400 rounds were fired in a little over an hour. Shrapnel damaged houses and cars up to ten miles away and newspapers carried stories of close calls and about unexploded ordnance discovered in people’s neighborhoods.

Witnesses’ claims to have sighted strange slow-moving aircraft helped make the incident a popular topic of discussion among UFO-ologists after the war, who also closely studied the LA Times photo supposedly showing a target illuminated by searchlights.

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Long after the war, journalist Matt Weinstock interviewed someone who believed he knew the ultimate cause of the “battle,” a man who had served in an Army squad that set up radar installations. Quoted on the Great Los Angeles Air Raid of 1942 site, he said:

“Early in the war things were pretty scary and the Army was setting up coastal defenses. At one of the new radar stations near Santa Monica, the crew tried in vain to arrange for some planes to fly by so that they could test the system. As no one could spare the planes at the time, they hit upon a novel way to test the radar. One of the guys bought a bag of nickel balloons and then filled them with hydrogen, attached metal wires, and let them go. Catching the offshore breeze, the balloons had the desired effect of showing up on the screens, proving the equipment was working. But after traveling a good distance offshore and to the south, the nightly onshore breeze started to push the balloons back towards the coastal cities. The coastal radar’s picked up the metal wires and the searchlights swung automatically on the targets, looking on the screens as aircraft heading for the city. The ACK-ACK started firing and the rest was history.”

And the LA Times debunked its own photo in 2011, with a reporter demonstrating that the picture had been doctored, many features having been painted in —

“Like lethal firecrackers, the anti-aircraft blasted above…” These are blobs of paint. The vertical break in the emulsion is where the print was folded for storage. The horizontal line is a crop mark.

Yes, the object in the center – which some have speculated is a flying saucer – is nothing but paint.

The Lookout Mountain Air Force Station’s other claim to fame only became known when its work was declassified a few years ago.

During the Cold War it was turned into the production headquarters for a unit assigned to film and photograph nuclear weapons tests. Expanded in 1953 into a 100,000-square-foot facility on a 2.5 acre site and surrounded by an electrified security fence, the studio consisted of one large sound stage, a film laboratory, two screening rooms, four editing rooms, an animation and still photo department, sound mixing studio, and numerous climate controlled film vaults.

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In addition to military personnel, Lookout Mountain studio retained more than 250 producers, directors and cameramen recruited from MGM, Warner Brothers and RKO Pictures, all cleared to access top secret and restricted data and sworn to secrecy regarding activities at the studio.

Their field work was dangerous. A 2010 New York Times article about the unit begins

They risked their lives to capture on film hundreds of blinding flashes, rising fireballs and mushroom clouds.

The blast from one detonation hurled a man and his camera into a ditch. When he got up, a second wave knocked him down again.

Then there was radiation.

While many of the scientists who made atom bombs during the cold war became famous, the men who filmed what happened when those bombs were detonated made up a secret corps.

Their existence and the nature of their work has emerged from the shadows only since the federal government began a concerted effort to declassify their films about a dozen years ago.

One of the last underground nuclear tests covered by Lookout Mountain crews was in June 1967. Between 1946 and 1969, Lookout Mountain studio produced more than 6,500 films for the Atomic Energy Commission and other government agencies.

The property was eventually decommissioned and sold off. It’s now a private residence, purchased not long ago by actor Jared Leto (Dallas Buyers Club) for $5 million.

Lookout Mountain

 

Kuratas Robots For Sale

Kuratas Robot 01How much does it cost to be cool? Well, a mundane riding lawnmower costs $2,000 or less while a giant rideable Kuratas robot sells for ¥120,000,000 (US$1,008,000): new meaning for the term “cool million.”

Suidobashijuko Heavy Industries has been selling Kuratas for a few years, however, I just discovered them the other day. As we say at File 770 – it’s always news to somebody.

The demo video is pure hilarity, with a perky model happy as can be piloting a deadly robot around the neighborhood, observing the plastic rocket launcher, and menacing another employee with the BB Gating gun.

Still undecided? Consumer advice about the Kuratas is available from Rocket News 24:

Some of you may feel uneasy dealing directly with the company, seeing as how giant robots are just as likely to be built by mad scientists as brilliant ones. Thankfully, the KURATAS is also sold by a reputable middleman, Amazon Japan.

…Even when ordering huge robots, though, it’s important to read the small print. The item offered through Amazon is a KURATAS starter kit, and as such, does not include the pair of arms the robot is sometimes photographed with.

…Nor does the starter kit come with the plastic rocker launcher or BB Gatling gun, which are collectively referred to in the above video as the robot’s “greatest feature.”

After reading that review, and the warning that the starter kit lacks the cool peripherals, I decided what the buyer gets is a lot closer to a riding lawnmower than a Transformer.

Fortunately, it’s free to look at the Amazon Japan product page (an especially good thing, since it’s only in Japanese.)

Or poke around the elaborately entertaining Suidobashijuko website – click on the yellow door to access the playable robot dueling game.