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(1) BRANDON O’BRIEN Q&A. Amanda Wakaruk and Olav Rokne have posted their interesting conversation with Brandon O’Brien about the Hugo Award for best poem: “Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog: Interview with Worldcon Poet Laureate Brandon O’Brien”.

UHBCB: Does everyone have an ear for poetry? Should everyone vote in this year’s Hugo for best poem?

Brandon O’Brien: Here’s the thing — I think everyone undeniably has an ear for poetry, and everybody knows in their heart that they do. I just think that lots of little biases get in the way of how we see poetry.

It’s the same way that I think everyone has a feel for dance even if they can’t dance well, and then we grow up and we see expert dance as too technical or too high-art to judge, and it limits our appreciation — but when we see good dance, we know it, and good dance is not just ballet, but folk dancing and breakdancing and swing and salsa, and we can feel all of those, too.

And in that same way, everyone is feeling poetry all the time: if you’re listening to music you’re listening to poetry, and depending on your favourite genre or favourite artist, whether you’re listening to Kendrick Lamar or Metallica or Fiona Apple, you’re probably listening to very challenging poetry, too. And if you’re already a fan of speculative fiction you also know enough about the genre and its trappings to make an assessment of whether its tropes are being played with in interesting or revealing or emotional ways.

So if everyone who can nominate and vote in the Hugo Awards just used those senses that they already have, they’re just as capable of deciding what should win in the Best Poem category….

(2) WHEN WILL THE DOCTOR BE BACK? Only faithful rugby viewers know this. “New Doctor Who season two launch date confuses fans with ‘random’ announcement” claims The Independent. Anyway, April 12 is the date.

The BBC has confirmed that Doctor Who will return with a new season on 12 April after a surprise announcement that appeared on the broadcaster’s iPlayer service on Friday.

Sex Education actor, Ncuti Gatwa made his debut as the Time Lord in December 2023. The new season will also star Varada Sethu as Belinda Chandra and Millie Gibson as Ruby Sunday.

Also joining the cast is Strictly Come Dancing star Rose Ayling-Ellis, who won the BBC dancing competition as the show’s first ever deaf contestant in 2021.

The manner of the announcement has raised some eyebrows among fans, especially as the rugby game in question wasn’t considered to be a high-profile encounter.

TV journalist Scott Bryan said: “Quite a random place to drop such a big announcement.”

“I find it hilarious that it was a totally unrelated rugby match that announced the release date of the next season and not, you know, the BBC itself, any of Doctor Who’s social media pages, the Doctor himself, or even the showrunner. No, a trailer in a random rugby match,” another fan wrote….

(3) INTERFERENCE WITH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY PROGRAMMING? “Amid Changes at the National Archives, the Carter Library Cancels a Civil Rights Book Event” reports the New York Times (behind a paywall).  

Three book events at the Jimmy Carter Presidential Library and Museum in Atlanta were abruptly canceled late this week, raising questions about whether leadership changes at the National Archives and Records Administration were affecting programming at the 13 presidential libraries it oversees.

The events, which featured authors of books on climate change, homelessness and the civil rights movement, had been scheduled months earlier. But this week, the authors were told they would have to move to other venues and the events were removed from the library’s website.

Among the affected authors was Elaine Weiss, whose new book, “Spell Freedom: The Underground Schools that Built the Civil Rights Movement,” tells the story of the Highlander Folk School. In the 1950s, it began organizing “citizenship schools” where Black southerners were trained to pass the Jim Crow-era literacy tests designed to prevent them from voting.

In an interview, Ms. Weiss said the event had been arranged in November. But on Thursday afternoon, she said, her publicist at Simon & Schuster informed her that she had been told it could not go forward because the library, which was facing staff cuts, now needs approval from Washington for all programming. (Simon & Schuster declined to comment.)

Ms. Weiss said that she did not know whether the event had been called off because of the subject of her book. But she called the sudden cancellation “chilling.”

“The idea that a program about a book about democracy has to be approved by someone in Washington was and should be for everyone very scary,” she said. “The book is about voting rights, and about using education as a liberating tool.”

The other speakers whose events were canceled include Mike Tidwell, the author of “The Lost Trees of Willow Avenue: A Story of Climate and Hope on One American Street,” and Brian Goldstone, the author of “There Is No Place for Us,” about five “working homeless” families in Atlanta. By Friday evening, information about all three events had been removed from the library’s website.

In a statement, Crown, Mr. Goldstone’s publisher, said that the local bookseller helping organize the event contacted it on Feb. 19 “to let us know that the Carter Library would now need to seek approval from the National Archives for all programs, even those already scheduled.” The next day, the publisher was told it would be moved to a different location….

(4) INDEPENDENT SPIRITS. The “Independent Spirit Awards 2025 Winners” ceremony was this afternoon The Hollywood Reporter says Anora took home the top award of Best Feature.

There were two winners of genre interest.

…Maisy Stella won the Spirit for best breakthrough performance, for her role in My Old Ass. …

…Flow was named best international film. …

(5) CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP. GameRant shares its picks for “The Best Low-Budget Sci-Fi Movies”.

Science fiction is a genre that often comes with a hefty price tag because of the extensive special effects involved. Even before the rise of CGI, which is still expensive, the labor and cost involved in the creation and use of practical effects were also daunting.

Here’s number seven on their list.

7 – Cube

Production Cost: $249,420

  • Director: Vincenzo Natali
  • Producer: Cube Libre
  • Starring: Nicole de Boer, Nicky Guadagni, David Hewlett, Andrew Miller
  • Release Date: September 11, 1998

Cube looks like it was filmed in two rooms because that’s literally how director Vincenzo Natali filmed it. It was a way to keep the cost of the film low, and after the cast was filled with mostly unknown Canadian actors, the total bill barely came out to roughly $250,000, but the movie made $9 million and inspired sequels, remakes, and reboots. One of the most recent examples is the Japanese remake with the same title that was released in 2021.

The concept of the film was inspired by the Hitchcock movie Lifeboat — which includes the same moral dilemma about the good of the many versus the good of the one — and Natali’s need to save money by using minimalist sets. The characters eventually discover that the Cube is one part of a maze made up of many cubes that form an elaborate prison, and escape might be possible once its puzzles are solved.

(6) TODAY’S BIRTHDAY.

[Written by Paul Weimer.]

February 22, 1937Joanna Russ. (Died 2011.)

By Paul Weimer: Joanna Russ. The leading light of feminist science fiction. 

She once wrote “There are plenty of images of women in science fiction. There are hardly any women.” And while that is not as true as it once was, it’s a damning indictment of science fiction up to that point, and ever since for that matter. Russ saw clearly in ways we are still coming to terms with, and authors of all genders are still coming to accept and inculcate in their own writing and action.

But her work is more than that. Sure, you can talk about the feminist themes of “When it Changed”, where the male astronauts who visit the colony of Whileaway are not greeted with the open arms that they expect. That was my first encounter with Russ, and it was in the second Dangerous Visions anthology.  And sure, you can talk about the feminism of The Female Man, where four different visions of male-female relations, ranging from our baseline to an all-female society that resembles the one of “When it Changed”. 

But what a lot of people miss about Russ’ work, especially The Female Man, is how mordantly and darkly funny it is. I had a discussion once about this with the aforementioned inestimable Farah Mendlesohn and we were both in accord of it, and pondering how her other virtues in writing mean that the humor of her work, however dark, gets left out of the conversation.

And then is her criticism and critical eye. “How to Suppress Women’s Writing”, written in 1983, is still timely, still useful, still relevant as a look at the issues women face in trying to get published. Her literary criticism is and was as relevant to science fiction and fantasy (and literature in general to be clear) as much as her feminist science fiction. She was fair but could be merciless and unforgiving in her criticism and reviews (she held no truck with Lord Foul’s Bane for instance, and given a certain event in that book, I can see why she would be unrelenting in her criticism of it). 

And she has sparked a lot of criticism and literary analysis of her own work. Writers like Farah Mendelsohn, Gwyneth Jones and others have written monographs, essays and entire books analyzing her works, probing the themes and style and power of her work. Her work is a ferocious beast of an oeuvre, both her criticism and her fiction and coming to terms with it is something that is worthwhile for everyone.  

I’d place her in a small group of authors like Le Guin and Butler as among the most literary of Science Fiction’s authors, authors that truly can and do evaporate genres and elevate American letters to a high art. 

She passed away in 2011. Requiescat in pace.

Joanna Russ

(7) TODAY’S BIRTHDAY, TOO.

[Written by Paul Weimer.]

February 22, 1925Edward Gorey. (Died 2000.)

Edward Gorey, a distinctive light and talent of art. 

You’ve seen his work, even if you never realized just who the artist was. The gothic fantastical Victorian/Edwardian look to his art, line drawings all, is unmistakable. The limited palette of the image of the line drawings, the creepiness and dark wonder of the art, are unmistakable once you’ve seen it, and then you see it everywhere. His work as an illustrator and an artist extended from book covers to surrealist art. 

But as much as his own art was influential, iconic, and unmistakable, as the center of a group of artists of the macabre he has had an outstanding influence. Not just artists like Gary Larson, Charles Addams and others but authors such as Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket) have interpreted, reflected, refracted and incorporated his ideas and visual vocabulary. I am not well versed in Goth culture and subculture but his influence on their fashions and designs and works from fashion to art to music cannot in fact be overstated. 

I can’t even remember when I first saw my first piece of Gorey’s work or something inspired of it. It’s been in my vocabulary of visuals for as long as I’ve been reading and enjoying visual media. Probably a long-ago book cover in a library or a bookstore. The deceptive simplicity of his illustrations has always drawn my eye and appreciation.

He died in 2000. Requiescat in pace.

Edward Gorey

(8) GOREY POSTSCRIPT. [Item by Cat Eldridge.] Edward Gorey’s Birthday was a one hundred years ago today. In honor of that, I give you this charming look at his animated introduction for the PBS show Mystery! done in 1980. The sequence was based on the ink drawings that he did and then were animated by British animator and filmmaker Derek Lamb. 

Animation World Network would write an article about Gorey and the Mystery series style which was published just after his death. You can read it here.

(9) COMICS SECTION.

(10) MORE GOREY. This weekend the New York Times is also paying “A Centenary Tribute to Edward Gorey”. (Link bypasses paywall.) The article is by Lisa Brown, author-illustrator of the graphic novel The Phantom Twin, and illustrator of the picture book Mummy Cat by Marcus Ewert. She has also collaborated on three books with Lemony Snicket, most recently Goldfish Ghost.

…. Living among Gorey’s art helped lead me down the path to my eventual career. As an illustrator of sometimes dark and funny picture books and comics, I am regularly asked whether I have a specific age group in mind when I write. (The answer: not always.) This was also a common question for Gorey. In a 1974 interview with Tobi Tobias for Dance Magazine, Gorey said that “a lot of things” he’d done he intended for children, and then added, “I don’t know many children.”

The children Gorey drew, and there are many, are either preternaturally sophisticated little adults — like the young ballet aficionados of “The Lavender Leotard,” who spout mature pronouncements such as “Don’t you feel the whole idea of sets and costumes is vulgar?” — or pale specimens with circles under their eyes, faced with desperate misfortune.

Gorey does, on occasion, channel what an actual child, whatever that is, might feel, as in “The Beastly Baby,” about an infant so disgusting the reader is relieved when it explodes to bits at the end. Children troubled by a new sibling might delight in the story, but is it really for them?…

(11) HUES CORPORATION. “Crayola is temporarily bringing back popular retired colors”amNewYork tells us which ones.

… This is the first time in its 122-year history that Crayola has ever un-retired colors, welcoming back Dandelion (deep yellow), Blizzard Blue (frosty light blue), Magic Mint a soft light green), Mulberry (pinkish purple), Orange Red (a deep orange with red overtones), Violet Blue (a deep shade of blue with shades of violet), Lemon Yellow (bright yellow) and Raw Umber (woodsy brown) to their rotation of magnificent colors. Some of these iconic shades haven’t been available since you were a kid, and now parents can share these nostalgic hues with their own little ones…

(12) NOT CREEPY AT ALL. [Item by Mike Kennedy.] No creep factor here. Especially in the movie of the full figure dangling from a trapeze-like harness and twitching like a frog leg in Luigi Galvani’s lab. Perfectly normal, that. 

Now excuse me while I make sure my doors are locked and I turn on every light in my house. No dark corners for me tonight. “Robot with 1,000 muscles twitches like human while dangling from ceiling” at Ars Technica.

On Wednesday, Clone Robotics released video footage of its Protoclone humanoid robot, a full-body machine that uses synthetic muscles to create unsettlingly human-like movements. In the video, the robot hangs suspended from the ceiling as its limbs twitch and kick, marking what the company claims is a step toward its goal of creating household-helper robots.

Atherton, California-based Clone Robotics designed the Protoclone with a polymer skeleton that replicates 206 human bones. The company built the robot with the hopes that it will one day be able to operate human tools and perform tasks like doing laundry, washing dishes, and preparing basic meals.

The Protoclone reportedly contains over 1,000 artificial muscles built with the company’s “Myofiber” technology, which builds on the McKibbin pneumatic muscle concept. These muscles work through mesh tubes containing balloons that contract when filled with hydraulic fluid, mimicking human muscle function. A 500-watt electric pump serves as the robot’s “heart,” pushing fluid at 40 standard liters per minute….

(13) THAT’LL SHOW THOSE HUMANS. Ryan George introduces us to “The Aliens Who Invented Crop Circles”.

(14) KEEP BANGING ON. [Item by SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie.] This week’s science question from the wonderful Matt O’Dowd over at PBS Space Time asks “Will The Big Bang Happen AGAIN (and Again)?”

How did the universe begin? How can something come from nothing? One way to “solve” this most difficult of philosophical conundrums is to avoid it altogether. Maybe the universe didn’t begin. Maybe the Big Bang was just one in an endless cycle.

[Thanks to John King Tarpinian, Chris Barkley, Cat Eldridge, Olav Rokne, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, Steven French, Kathy Sullivan, Teddy Harvia, Mike Kennedy, and Andrew Porter for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Olav Rokne.]

Pixel Scroll 12/5/23 Which Items In This Scroll Contain A Hovercraft Full Of Eels?

(1) INDIE SPIRIT. The 2024 Independent Spirit Awards nominations are out. Full list at Variety: “Indie Spirit Film and TV Nominations 2024 Revealed”.

…The annual honors recognize the best of television, as well as film…. Only new TV shows that have run for one season and were released between Jan. 1 and Dec. 31 of this year are eligible for awards….

The sff epic The Last of Us received four nominations.

(2) KGB. Fantastic Fiction at KGB speculative fiction reading series hosts Ellen Datlow and Matthew Kressel present Holly Black and S.L. Coney on Wednesday, December 13. The event begins at 7:00 p.m. Eastern in the KGB Bar, 85 East 4th Street, New York, NY 10003 (Just off 2nd Ave, upstairs).

Holly Black

Holly Black is the #1 New York Times bestselling and award-winning author of fantasy novels, short stories, and comics. She has been a finalist for an Eisner and a Lodestar Award, and the recipient of the Mythopoeic Award, a Nebula, and a Newbery Honor. She has sold over 26 million books worldwide, and her work has been translated into over thirty languages and adapted for film. Her most recent novel is The Stolen Heir.

S. L. Coney

S. L. Coney is the author of Wild Spaces, an Esquire Best of Horror 2023 pick, and named as an author to watch by Publisher’s Weekly. Their short stories have appeared in St. Louis Noir and Gamut Magazine and their story “Abandoned Places” was picked for 2017s Best American Mystery Stories. They still hold seashells to their ears to hear the ocean speak to them, and are still deeply disappointed that their fins never grew in.

(3) SCHOLASTIC DISCONTINUES SEPARATING OUT BOOKS WITH BIPOC/QUEER CHARACTERS. Publisher’s Lunch reports:

Scholastic announced an update to its Book Fairs policy, after separating out books with BIPOC and queer characters and creators from elementary school fairs in a purported effort to protect teachers and librarians who are dealing with legislation that bans such titles. Scholastic apologized and reversed course in October, announcing that they would discontinue the share Every Story, Celebrate Every Voice a la carte collection but without additional details about the future of the program.

“From our experience in the fall, we have learned that separating out titles or highlighting titles that might make teachers and librarians vulnerable to serious legal and professional consequences is not the answer,” they state in a release.

Now, Scholastic has announced that books from the separate case—which they now call the Celebrating Voices Collection—will be integrated into the standard book fair case for the spring 2024 season, “joining a number of new titles with a wide array of representation.” All books will be delivered to schools, “which will be able to make their own local merchandising decisions, as they have always done, just like any bookstore or library.”

(4) WOOF. The Worldcon Order Of Faneditors had a collation at the Chengdu Worldcon. This year’s Official Editor (OE), Don Eastlake, has made WOOF #48 a free download at eFanzines.

WOOF is an amateur press association (apa) that has been a feature of Worldcons since 1976 thanks to its originator, the late Bruce Pelz. 

(5) WHAT A STINKER. “Doctor Who: Worst Things The Doctor Has Done”GameRant has seven of them on its list. They get even worse after this one —

Abandoning Sarah Jane Smith

The Hand of Fear (Season 14, Serial 2)

Sarah Jane Smith first appeared alongside the third Doctor in 1973. She was a determined woman who managed to infiltrate a secret research facility in her first episode, an act that caught The Doctor’s attention. He took her on board the TARDIS as his next companion, and Sarah Jane faced off against the Daleks, Cybermen, and The Master in her time. She even got to witness The Doctor regenerate into the fourth incarnation.

All of this history made it seem even stranger that The Doctor would just abandon Sarah Jane Smith when he is called back to Gallifrey by the Time Lords. He did agree to take her home, but accidentally left her in Aberdeen with the promise of returning to her. However, it is revealed later on during the tenth Doctor’s run that the two never saw each other after that, and that The Doctor chose to abandon Sarah Jane as he did not want to see her grow old.

(6) NEW SFF IN THE NYT. Amal El-Mohtar reviews new books by Vajra Chandrasekera, Avi Silver, Cadwell Turnbull, Michael Mammay and T. Kingfisher in “What’s Behind That Door?” at the New York Times.

THE SAINT OF BRIGHT DOORS (Tordotcom, 356 pp., $27.99), by Vajra Chandrasekera, is the best book I’ve read all year. Protean, singular, original, it forces me to come up with the most baffling comparisons, like: What if “Disco Elysium” were written by Sofia Samatar? At the same time, all you need to know about it is contained in its opening:

“The moment Fetter is born, Mother-of-Glory pins his shadow to the earth with a large brass nail and tears it from him. This is his first memory, the seed of many hours of therapy to come.”…

(7) FRANKLY. David Fear’s Rolling Stone review says “’Poor Things’ Is Emma Stone’s Horny, Feminist-Frankenstein Masterpiece”. (To be precise, that’s Frankenstein’s monster, of course.)

…Based on Alasdair Gray’s award-winning 1992 novel, this serrated satire from Yorgos Lanthimos (The Favourite) drops you into Victorian-era London, at the very moment that a young woman steps off the city’s titular bridge. She is Bella Baxter (Emma Stone), and her contemporaries might call her “simple.” Or perhaps “beastly.” She communicates by grunting, smashing plates, and high-decibel screaming. When she’s not gleefully terrorizing the servants, she hobbles unsteadily throughout the house of her guardian, Dr. Godwin Baxter (Willem Dafoe) — God, for short. A surgeon by trade (and judging from the jigsaw scars on his face, intimately familiar with the scalpel), he spends his off hours exploring the boundaries of bleeding-edge 19th century science….

(8) TODAY’S BIRTHDAY.

[Written by Cat Eldridge.]

Born December 5, 1936 James Lee Burke, 87. James Lee Burke is a writer that I first encountered by way of his Dave Robicheaux series, the once seriously alcoholic former homicide detective in the New Orleans Police Department, Robicheaux lives in New Iberia, Louisiana, and works as a detective for the Iberia Parish Sheriff’s Office.

James Lee Burke

The series being set there takes full advantage of its setting. This is an extraordinary series in which people I care about have bad things happen to them and yet I keep reading the series. It has cringe-inducing moments and it is not one to read late at night, but I enjoy it immensely. 

ISFDB lists four novels in this series as having genre elements, all I assume fantasy as Burke doesn’t do SF: In the Electric Mist with Confederate DeadBurning AngelJolie Blon‘s Bounce and A Private Cathedral, the latter the newest novel.  Now I remember the scene in Electric Mist with Confederate Dead that they think might be fantastical. It might, it might not be. To say what I think would be a spoiler. 

His shorter series of which there are currently four are all much shorter than the Dave Robicheaux series which is now at twenty-three novels over thirty three years and has even spawned has two films, the first with Dave Robicheaux played by Alec Baldwin (Heaven’s Prisoners) and then Tommy Lee Jones (In the Electric Mist). I go with the latter as working in this role as the former is too handsome as the character is described in the novels. 

The Billy Bob Holland series which I’ve read is damn good. Billy Bob Holland, an attorney and former Texas Ranger, in Deaf Smith, Texas which the author admits is a sort of love affair to his birth state. The first novel, Cimarron Rose, an Edgar Award for Best Novel. Very impressive. 

Though I’ve not read them yet, I’m very interested in his series using the real life memorable Texas sheriff Hackberry Holland coming of age against the backdrop of the civil rights era in a border town with the problems of that time.

(9) COMICS SECTION.

  • Shoe has a horrible literary pun.
  • Bizarro has a more subtle horror pun.
  • Reality Check mashes up Shakespeare and Spider-Man.
  • Existential Comics wonders a bit about relative perspectives.  Paladins and orcs, on the other hand, aren’t terribly concerned with the nuances of perspective. 
  • xkcd has a strange (of course) solar system navigation aid.

(10) DWAYNE MCDUFFIE GRANT CREATED. “There is now a Dwayne McDuffie Genius Grant Award (as there should be!)”Popverse has the story.

Dwayne McDuffie is a titan in the world of superhero comics and animation. The Milestone hero Static who you know from all the DC Comics and cartoons? That’s one of his. Marvel’s Damage Control, which is now not only in comics, but the MCU, and board games? That’s one of his as well. And that’s not to mention his foundational work on the animated series Ben 10 and Justice League Unlimited.

Although McDuffie sadly passed away in 2011, his personality and work have lived on through subsequent reprints, re-issues, collections, spinoffs to his work, and the contributions of those he helped along the way. And now if you consider yourself helped by McDuffie – as a reader or watcher of his work, as a collaborator, and/or as a friend – you can help someone on his behalf.

A non-profit organization called the Dwayne McDuffie Foundation has been started by McDuffie’s widow Charlotte (Fullerton) McDuffie, and one of its first acts is partnering with the iconic writer’s childhood school for the gifted with a “significant” scholarship called the Dwayne McDuffie Genius Grant Award….

More details are available in the announcement on the Dwayne McDuffie Facebook page.

… The main beneficiary of the Foundation at this time is Dwayne’s beloved childhood school in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan: The Roeper School, a prestigious private institution of learning for gifted students pre-K through high school.

The Dwayne McDuffie Foundation has established a significant scholarship at Roeper called the “McDuffie Genius Grant”—a moniker Dwayne himself always wanted to use.

Beginning in Fall 2023, this annual scholarship is being awarded to a young African-American student entering the Lower School, as Dwayne did, famously reminiscing that at Roeper, he finally “felt at home.”

In February 2024, a ceremony will take place at Roeper, honoring Mr. McDuffie for his humanitarianism and many professional achievements, including his inclusion in The Smithsonian National Museum of African-American History and Culture. The faculty and staff of Roeper, present and past, couldn’t be prouder of their alumnus.

(11) BARBENHEIMER Q&A. “Cillian Murphy and Margot Robbie Discuss Barbenheimer Memes, Box Office Success”. Variety thought it would be cute for the two stars to interview each other. Were they right?

ROBBIE: It was all the way along. The fact that it’s Greta Gerwig, people are like, “Greta Gerwig and a ‘Barbie’ movie, what?” And then the pictures of Ryan Gosling and me Rollerblading on Venice Beach came out and went even wider than I was expecting. I’d been thinking big for it, and it still turned out bigger than I expected.

But what about you? Did you think so many people were going to watch a movie about the making of the atomic bomb?

MURPHY: No. I don’t think any of us did. Christopher Nolan was always determined that it would be released in the summer as a big tentpole movie. That was always his plan. And he has this superstition around that date, the 21st.

ROBBIE: Do all his movies come out on that date?

MURPHY: In and around the 21st of July — they always come out then.

ROBBIE: It’s a good date. We picked that day too!

MURPHY: Yeah, I know.

(12) AARGH. “British Museum ends terrible year as punchline in Christmas cracker joke” which is repeated in the Guardian. (And here.)

The British Museum has barely been out of the headlines in 2023. First, there was the theft of 1,500 items from its collection and then it found itself in the middle of a diplomatic row over the Parthenon marbles.

Now the institution’s annus horribilis has been topped off by becoming the punchline in the year’s most popular Christmas cracker joke.

The annual competition, commissioned by the TV channel Gold, asks people to post their festive jokes to X (formerly Twitter) with a winner of the annual poll decided by the British public.

This year’s winner was written by Chris Douch from Oxfordshire who managed to combine a joke about the British Museum’s recent travails with a reference to fruity festive confectionery: “Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum? It was Stollen.”

The annual competition usually produces a topical winner that sends up one of the biggest stories of the year. In 2020, the winner poked fun at Dominic Cummings and his trip to Barnard Castle during the Covid-19 pandemic….

(13) HOLD THAT THOUGHT. A Scientific American article says, “Mars Can Wait. Questions Surround Settlements on Other Worlds”.

As ever-deepening turmoil engulfs Earth, daydreaming about moving to Mars might provide a pleasant break from our everyday predicaments. It is entirely understandable—and human—to grasp onto promises of a better life in a faraway place. But when Martian daydreams, in particular, turn into reality, the picture becomes less pleasant. What promise could a barren, hostile planet like Mars hold? As far as the solar system is concerned, we already inhabit a paradise.

Nevertheless, Mars is on the menu. NASA’s proposed Artemis mission ends with people planting flags on Martian soil in coming decades. China plans a sample return mission to Mars, and India plans to send another orbiter there in 2024. Even Earth’s newest space billionaire, Elon Musk, has joked about spending his last years on Mars, apparently intending to make humans a multiplanetary species…

…At face value, the long-term survival of humanity seems to provide a solid and noble cause for building permanent settlements on Mars. However, for a Mars settlement to truly mitigate extinction risks it must be adequately self-sufficient. This is unlikely to be achieved any time soon, and we may not have the time to wait. Instead, investments in global food security, meteor or comet deflection, pandemic preparedness and global peace appear far more cost-effective than building a settlement off-world. Additionally, some risks may follow us to Mars , such as rogue artificial intelligence, meaning that a settlement on Mars does not lower the total risk of extinction that much. Therefore, while in the long term safeguarding humanity may provide a good reason to settle other planets, it does not give us an urgent one….

(14) VIDEO OF THE DAY. “10 Funny James Bond Commercials”.

[Thanks to Cat Eldridge, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, Mike Kennedy, Kathy Sullivan, Dann, Daniel Dern, Lise Andreasen, Steven French, Andrew Porter, John King Tarpinian, and Chris Barkley for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Daniel Dern.]

2023 Independent Spirit Awards

The 2023 Independent Spirit Awards were presented March 4 and Everything Everywhere All at Once dominated the film categories. The awards are dedicated to independent film makers. The winners of genre interest follow. The complete list of winners is here.

FILM CATEGORIES

Best Feature

Everything Everywhere All at Once (A24)

Best Director

Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert – Everything Everywhere All at Once (A24)

Best Lead Performance

Michelle Yeoh – Everything Everywhere All at Once (A24)

Best Supporting Performance

Ke Huy Quan – Everything Everywhere All at Once (A24)

Best Breakthrough Performance

Stephanie Hsu – Everything Everywhere All at Once (A24)

Best Screenplay

Everything Everywhere All at Once (A24) – Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

Best Editing

Everything Everywhere All at Once (A24) – Paul Rogers