Pixel Scroll 5/7/25 The Compleat Pixeller In Scroll

(1) NEW SEATTLE WORLDCON 2025 DEVELOPMENTS. Last night Seattle Worldcon 2025 chair Kathy Bond and Program Division Head SunnyJim Morgan published their promised statement detailing how ChatGPT was used in the program panelist selection process. (See File 770’s coverage here: “Seattle Worldcon 2025 Tells How ChatGPT Was Used in Panelist Selection Process”.)

Some public announcements by departing program participants have been spotted:

  • Leah Ning of Apex Books has written a two-page “public record” of the reasons for withdrawing as a Seattle Worldcon 2025 program participant. Read it at Bluesky.
  • Philip Athans has also dropped out of the program – announcement on Bluesky.

Cora Buhlert has written a link compilation post, “Robot Hallucinations”, that also features a long exposition about what ChatGPT returned when she ran her own name through the prompt. The notorious prompt namechecks this blog, about which Cora says, “File 770 is a good resource, but it’s not the only SFF news site nor is it free of bias. So privileging File 770 as a source means that any bias it has is reproduced.” Which is true as far as it goes, however, I believe the reason Seattle included 770 was to corral news about code of conduct violations.

Frank Catalano recommends this Bluesky thread by Simon Bisson as “what appears to be a good analysis of the Seattle Worldcon AI prompt from a well-regarded and experienced tech journalist.” It begins here: “So I looked at the ‘query’ that Worldcon used, and as someone who has written at least two books on enterprise AI and many many developer columns on how to build AI apps, and, well, the slim hope that I’d had that they may have done things right has been dashed.” (Coincidentally, Bisson was once a frequent commenter here.)

(2) A LOT OF THAT GOING AROUND. Publisher’s Lunch reported today that the Mystery Writers of America apologized in a Bluesky post for using AI-generated animations of Humphrey Bogart and Edgar Allan Poe in a video shown at the Edgar awards ceremony on May 1

(3) AFUA RICHARDSON GOFUNDME. A GoFundMe – “Aid Afua’s Path to Recovery” – has been started to fund medical expenses of comics creator Afua Richardson, a featured artist at Dublin 2019.

Like most artists, she is not insured and has to come out of pocket for medical expenses after her major surgery. Please help her on her path to recovery.

Afua Richardson is known for her work on Genius and World of Wakanda. Other stories she has drawn for include X-Men, Captain Marvel, Captain America, and the Mighty Avengers for Marvel Comics; and Wonder Woman Warbringer and All-Star Batman for DC Comics; and Mad Max. She also worked with U.S. Representative and civil rights leader John Lewis to illustrate Run, a volume in his autobiographical comic series co-written with Andrew Aydin. She won the 2011 Nina Simone Award for Artistic Achievement for her trailblazing work in comics.

(4) PRELIMINARY INJUNCTION HALTS CUTS TO IMLS. “R.I. District Court Grants Preliminary Injunction in IMLS Case” reports Publishers Weekly.

In welcome news for the Institute of Museum and Library Services and two more federal agencies targeted for dismantling by a presidential executive order, the District Court of Rhode Island has granted 21 states’ attorneys general the preliminary injunction they sought in Rhode Island v. Trump. In response to the evidence and to an April 18 motion hearing, chief judge John J. McConnell Jr. granted the states’ motion, agreeing with the plaintiffs that the executive order violates the Administrative Procedures Act, separation of powers principle, and the Take Care clause of the U.S. Constitution.

From the first paragraph of his order, Judge McConnell upheld that Congress controls the agencies and appropriates funding, and he referred to “the arbitrary and capricious way” the March 14 order was implemented at the IMLS, Minority Business Development Agency (MBDA), and Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service (FMCS). He determined that the EO “disregards the fundamental constitutional role of each of the branches of our federal government; specifically, it ignores the unshakable principles that Congress makes the law and appropriates funds, and the Executive implements the law Congress enacted and spends the funds Congress appropriated.”

Notably, the order’s timing closely coincided with FY25 congressional appropriations. On March 15, the day after issuing the EO, President Donald Trump—a named defendant in the case—approved the Full-Year Continuing Appropriations and Extensions Act, mandating FY2024-level funding for IMLS and other agencies through September 25, 2025. In 2024, IMLS was appropriated $294,800,000, so the same amount was approved for FY25.

In some cases, IMLS is issuing checks, fulfilling its statutory obligation…

(5) TONY AWARD NOMINEES. File 770 lists the many “2025 Tony Award Nominees” of genre interest at the link.

(6) RACE MATHEWS (1935-2025). Charles Race Thorson Mathews, a founding member of the Melbourne Science Fiction Club in 1952, and holder of its membership number 1, died May 5. Race suffered a broken pelvis from a fall three weeks ago, and had been going downhill since. He died May 5 at the age of 90.

Fancyclopedia 3 recalls he sold off his collection to fund the courtship of his wife, and mostly gafiated in 1956 following his marriage.

He subsequently went into politics. He opened Aussiecon 1 in 1975, while he was a member of federal parliament. By 1985 he was Minister for the Police and Emergency Services for the State of Victoria and at Aussiecon 2 gave the opening address. Mathews was kind enough to let File 770 publish his speech, which was rich in fanhistorical anecdote. (It can be found at File 770 57, p. 16 (part 1) and File 770 58, p. 2 p15 (part 2).)

Mathews was the author or editor of numerous books on politics, cooperatives and economics.

He is the subject of a biography, Race Mathews: A Life in Politics by Iola Mathews, Monash University Press, 2024.

(7) TODAY’S BIRTHDAY.

[Written by Paul Weimer.]

May 7, 1931Gene Wolfe. (Died 2019)

By Paul Weimer: Were I to do this birthday properly and proud, I’d do a Gene Wolfe piece that had unreliable narration, used a prodigious and positively unwonted vocabulary, possibly footnoted, and definitely something to be re-read, re-examined and thought over for years. 

Unfortunately I am not Gene Wolfe, and frankly, few other others in the SFF genresphere have ever dared to try and approach him. His is the kind of work that like few others, you can read and re-read over a lifetime, and get not just nuggets but whole veins of new and exciting ideas. His ideas have influenced my RPG scenarios and ideas for years.

Jack Vance may have invented the Dying Earth, but Gene Wolfe codified it and made it a whole subgenre of his own with the New Sun books, which is where i began his work. I did begin a bit in the deep end, but a friend (and at the time one of the players in my TTRPG) said that I just had to read Gene Wolfe. And so I did.  Did I understand my first read through of Severian’s story? Not as much as I thought I did. Read number two went much better, and I keep thinking I need a read number three–I’ve made a couple of abortive attempts at it but the siren song and responsibility of new work keeps me from doing so.

After Beyond the New Sun, I went to the Long Sun (generation ships for the win!) and then moved on. I loved the Wizard Knight series with its Yggdrasil like setup of worlds (you all know how much I enjoy worldbuilding, even as I sometimes mistype Discworld for Ringworld and my editor misses it 😉 ). I think the Fifth Head of Cerberus might be his most accessible work, an entry point if you want to try Wolfe without going for some of the more elusive works. I think The Land Across is also a good entry point as well, and feels timely and relevant with its capricious rules in the government of the country our narrator visits (also makes me think of Miéville’s The City and the City). 

I’ve not read all of his oeuvre, but I’ve tried most of it. I’m weakest on his short stories and need to catch up on those (I’ve read Castle of Days of course, and found out recently a friend found a copy of the Castle of the Otter for a bargain price in a used bookstore. What a rare find!)

My favorite Wolfe are probably the Latro books (Soldier of the Mist and Soldier of Arete and Soldier of Sidon). These books are almost as if Gene Wolfe decided. “Paul Weimer needs books just for him).  Latro is a Roman mercenary, circa 470s BC serving as he will in the Mediterranean as a soldier. He’s had a head injury and so cannot remember events of the previous day (50 First Dates, anyone?).  However, he can see the various supernatural beings that populate the landscape that no one else can.  The books are masterpieces of information holding and withholding as we, the reader can piece together things that Latro clearly misses, all in one of the best all time favorite set of settings. Sure, you’ve got to work hard to really get these books, but that’s the secret of all of Wolfe’s work. If you want to read it, be prepared to do the home work. Sure, this series and much of Wolfe’s work is not a casual read (and I’ve tried audio and audio and Wolfe do not work for me), but Wolfe was Umberto Eco in full SFF guise. If that is what you are ready for, or in the mood for, Wolfe’s works await you.

I never got to meet him in person, alas.  Requiescat in pace.

Gene Wolfe

(8) COMICS SECTION.

(9) WATER, WATER, EVERYWHERE. “Hugo 2025: Flow” is another compelling review of a Hugo finalist by Camestros Felapton.

…Simple plot. The characters are a cat who is a cat. A labrador who is very much a labrador. A lemur that is a bit obsessed with stuff. A capybara that is a bit stoical. A secretary bird who possibly is a transcendental messenger of cosmic forces whose role is to usher the cat into a meeting with the divine to maybe save the world or maybe that’s a dream. So straight forward stuff.

Of course, I’m being intentionally obtuse. The film uses simple parts to tell a complex story with many thought provoking aspects, an intentionally unresolved mystery and a strong religious themes without any overt religion or religious messaging….

(10) FALLING ON HIS SWORD A SPECIALTY. Gary Farber reminds File 770 “I’m still willing to make sacrifices for fandom.”  He wanted to be sure we didn’t miss his offer on Facebook —  

Now I’m thinking I could volunteer to a Worldcon so they could have another body they could offer up to resign to take the blame for whatever Inevitable Embarrassing Scandal is happening in that half of that year before the con.

I wouldn’t need any actual skills. I could just have a title, and then be duly fired/resign when someone needs to be fired/resign in order to take the blame.

Future Worldcon Committees, I’M AVAILABLE!

Sandra Bond suggests his title should be, “Gary Farber, Omelas Fan.”

(11) MYERS-BRIGGS-SKYWALKER. “Woman wins £30,000 compensation for being compared to Darth Vader” – the Guardian has the story.

Comparing someone at work to the Star Wars villain Darth Vader is “insulting” and “upsetting”, an employment tribunal has ruled.

A judge concluded that being told you have the same personality type as the infamous sci-fi baddie is a workplace “detriment” – a legal term meaning harm or negative impact experienced by a person.

“Darth Vader is a legendary villain of the Star Wars series, and being aligned with his personality is insulting,” the employment judge Kathryn Ramsden said.

The tribunal’s ruling came in the case of an NHS blood donation worker Lorna Rooke, who has won almost £30,000 after her co-worker took a Star Wars-themed psychological test on her behalf and told colleagues Rooke fell into the Sith Lord’s category….

… In August 2021, members of Rooke’s team took a Star Wars themed Myers-Briggs questionnaire as a team-building exercise.

The Myers-Briggs Type Indicator sorts people into 16 categories based on how introverted they are, level of intuition, if they are led by thoughts or feelings and how they judge or perceive the world around them….

…Rooke did not participate as she had to take a personal phone call but when she returned a colleague, Amanda Harber, had filled it out on her behalf and announced that she had the same personality type as Vader – real name Anakin Skywalker.

The supervisor told the tribunal this outcome made her feel unpopular and was one of the reasons for her resignation the following month….

(12) FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. [Item by Cliff.] When truth is stranger than science fiction….. “AI of dead Arizona road rage victim addresses killer in court” – the Guardian tells how it was done.

Chris Pelkey was killed in a road rage shooting in Chandler, Arizona, in 2021.

Three and a half years later, Pelkey appeared in an Arizona court to address his killer. Sort of.

“To Gabriel Horcasitas, the man who shot me, it is a shame we encountered each other that day in those circumstances,” says a video recording of Pelkey. “In another life, we probably could have been friends.

“I believe in forgiveness, and a God who forgives. I always have, and I still do,” Pelkey continues, wearing a grey baseball cap and sporting the same thick red and brown beard he wore in life.

Pelkey was 37 years old, devoutly religious and an army combat veteran. Horcasitas shot Pelkey at a red light in 2021 after Pelkey exited his vehicle and walked back towards Horcasitas’s car.

Pelkey’s appearance from beyond the grave was made possible by artificial intelligence in what could be the first use of AI to deliver a victim impact statement. Stacey Wales, Pelkey’s sister, told local outlet ABC-15 that she had a recurring thought when gathering more than 40 impact statements from Chris’s family and friends.

“All I kept coming back to was, what would Chris say?” Wales said….

…Wales and her husband fed an AI model videos and audio of Pelkey to try to come up with a rendering that would match the sentiments and thoughts of a still-alive Pelkey, something that Wales compared with a “Frankenstein of love” to local outlet Fox 10.

Judge Todd Lang responded positively to the AI usage. Lang ultimately sentenced Horcasitas to 10 and a half years in prison on manslaughter charges…

(13) TRAILER PARK. Dropped today — The Long Walk (2025) Official Trailer.

From the highly anticipated adaptation of master storyteller Stephen King’s first-written novel, and Francis Lawrence, the visionary director of The Hunger Games franchise films (Catching Fire, Mocking Jay – Pts. 1&2 , and The Ballad of the Songbirds & Snakes), comes THE LONG WALK, an intense, chilling, and emotional thriller that challenges audiences to confront a haunting question: how far could you go?

[Thanks to Mark Roth-Whitworth, Steven French, Kathy Sullivan, N., Paul Weimer, Ersatz Culture, Joyce Scrivner, Cliff, Teddy Harvia, Mike Kennedy, Andrew Porter, John King Tarpinian, Chris Barkley, Cat Eldridge, and SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Joe H.]

Pixel Scroll 3/25/25 The Pixel Moon Is A Harsh Scrolless

(1) CARDINAL NUMBERS. On this week’s Beyond Solitaire Podcast, Ada Palmer speaks about her papal election LARP at The University of Chicago–but also about historical research, her work as a sci-fi author, and how both history and fiction can help us talk about today’s world. “Beyond Solitaire Podcast 189: Ada Palmer on LARPing the Renaissance”.

(2) BANKRUPT COMIC DISTRIBUTOR FINDS BUYER. “Alliance wins bid to acquire Maryland-based Diamond Comic Distributors” reports The Baltimore Banner.

Alliance Entertainment Holding Corporation, a global distributor and wholesaler that specializes in media and collectibles, won a bid Tuesday to acquire the assets of Hunt Valley-based Diamond Comic Distributors.

Diamond, once the country’s top comic book distributor, filed for bankruptcy in January. The company began to lose its grip on distribution when the COVID-19 pandemic began, forcing Diamond to briefly suspend operations as other competitors popped up. More recently, the company struggled with delays in getting titles to comic stores on time.

Diamond warned in a federally mandated notice filed in January that if it didn’t find a buyer by April 1, it could face layoffs and the closure of its headquarters. Raymond James, a global financial services firm, hosted the auction in New York on Monday. There will be a court hearing Thursday to approve the sale….

…The acquired businesses support more than 5,000 retail stores, from independent game and comic shops to online stores and mass-market chains, according to the press release….

(3) POSTMASTER GENERAL DEJOY IS OUT. [Item by Andrew Porter.] I note that in late February I mailed a letter to my brother in Michigan. It took a mere 21 days to reach him… “US postmaster general resigns with immediate effect” in the Guardian. (Editor’s note: We old fanzine fans always seem more interested in this post than other government officials.)

The US postmaster general, Louis DeJoy, who said earlier this month that he had asked the government efficiency team led by Elon Musk for assistance with a number of issues, is resigning effective on Monday, the agency said.

DeJoy, who has headed the agency since 2020, in February said he had asked the US Postal Service (USPS) governing board to identify his successor but had given no indication in recent days that he planned to step down abruptly.

Donald Trump said in February that he was considering merging the United States Postal Service with the commerce department, a move Democrats said would violate federal law.

“Much work remains that is necessary to sustain our positive trajectory,” DeJoy said in a statement, adding that the deputy postmaster general, Doug Tulino, would head the agency until the postal board names a permanent successor. They have hired a search firm, he added….

(4) GEOFF RYMAN WORK DISCUSSED ON BBC. [Item by SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie.] Geoff Ryman’s book is covered in this week’s A Good Read on BBC Radio 4.

(By the way, looks like BBC shutting down overseas access to BBC Sounds.  As a Brit Cit citizen who pays an annual license to fund the BBC, I am allowed to say this… I think this is a retrograde step. First off it cuts off British ex-pats from Auntie and this is not good.  Second, the BBC has some great, ‘free’ (well, paid for by residents like me) public broadcast content. The BBC is therefore a British soft-power play and Britannia rules the air waves… Short rant over.)

Meanwhile, back at the plot…

Towards the end of the half-hour programme (last 10 minutes) we get comedian Sarah Mills choice of read, Ryman’s 235

Sarah has selected 253 by Geoff Ryman, the novel originally published on the Internet which tells the stories of 253 passengers on a London Underground train.

A Good Read can be accessed at BBC Sounds here (for now…)

(5) SFWA REMEMBERS POURNELLE. Michael Capobianco chronicles an early SFWA president in “Jerry Pournelle: SFWA Historian” at the SFWA Blog. The “historian” tag comes from the institutional knowledge Jerry shared on GEnie, a pre-internet phone modem bulletin board service run by General Electric that offered access to published science fiction and fantasy writers.

…Many of Jerry’s anecdotes on GEnie showed that SFWA had accomplished much, and some showed its sillier and/or more combative side. What did we learn? We learned that Somtow Sucharitkul’s cat had peed in his box of important SFWA documents when he was SFWA Secretary in the mid-80s (the loss of which still bedevils the organization today). We learned that SFWA had conducted a mass audit of Ace Books that turned up a lot of money owed to SFWA members. We learned that SFWA had intervened to help get J. R. R. Tolkien’s US rights to The Lord of the Rings back (see Part 1 and Part 2 of “A Brief History of SFWA: The Beginning”). We learned there had been a long and vicious fight over creating an official SFWA tie (don’t ask) and a Fellowship membership category. 

Some SFWA wounds were still open after many years and were a touchstone for the organization in some quarters. On GEnie, one controversy that was often referenced but never fully explained was the Lem Affair. SFWA had awarded Polish SF writer Stanislaw Lem an honorary membership and then, after Lem attacked American science fiction and amid a long internal fight, had retracted it. Whether the retraction was political or simply happened because giving it to Lem was in violation of the bylaws (or, most likely, a combination of both) is still debated…

(6) GRACE PERIOD FOR EFF. The European Fan Fund has extended its nominations deadline to March 30. EFF is the European Fan Fund which transports European SF fans to Eurocons.

Apply to have your trip to Eurocon 2025 covered by the European Fan Fund or spread the word to fellow fans!

(7) DRAWN THAT WAY. “’Doctor Who’ S2 Teases Adventure in an Animated Universe”Animation Magazine sets the frame.

Today, Disney+ unveiled a new trailer for Season 2 of iconic BBC sci-fi series Doctor Who, featuring the heroic Time Lord’s latest incarnation (portrayed by Ncuti GatwaSex Education) and his new companion Belinda Chandra, a.k.a. The Nurse (Varada SethuAndor). New episodes launch April 12 on the streamer.

The new spot offers a glimpse of a delightful first for the long-running hit franchise: The Doctor’s travels to an animated reality! While “lost” episodes of vintage Doctor Who have been resurrected with animated visuals, this marks the first originally animated installment for the live-action show.

Disney-owned ABC News revealed that the season’s second episode will see The Doctor and Belinda encountering a strange cartoon character named Mr. Ring-a-Ding (voiced by Emmy winner Alan Cumming). As shown in the trailer, our time-traveling protagonists will get a 2D toon makeover reminiscent of vintage Saturday morning cartoon favorites like Scooby-Doo.

Mr. Ring-a-Ding is described as “a happy, funny, singalong cartoon, who lives in Sunny Town with his friend Sunshine Sally.”

“In 1952, after years of repeats in cinemas across the land, Mr. Ring-a-Ding suddenly looks beyond the screen and sees the real world outside — and the consequences are terrifying.”

Cumming previously guest starred in a 2018 episode of Doctor Who, “The Witchfinders,” as King James I.

(8) TODAY’S BIRTHDAY.

[Written by Cora Buhlert.]

March 25, 1939D.C. Fontana. (Died 2019.)

By Cora Buhlert: Dorothy Catherine Fontana, better known as D.C. Fontana, was born on March 25, 1939 in New Jersey. At age eleven she decided that she wanted to become a novelist. But while she would become a writer, her main body of work would be in television rather than novels.

Employment opportunities for women were limited in the late 1950s and early 1960s, so Dorothy Fontana went to work as a secretary after college. This was her entrance into the TV industry, because she found employment first at Screen Gems and then at Revue Studios, where she worked as a secretary for Samuel A. Peeples on the largely forgotten western series Overland Trail and The Tall Man. But Dorothy Fontana wanted more than just to type other people’s scripts. She wanted to write her own and in 1960, aged twenty-one, she managed to sell her first script for the episode “A Bounty for Billy” of The Tall Man. More sales followed.

In 1963, Dorothy Fontana went to work on a military themed TV show called The Lieutenant. The show only lasted for one season, but nonetheless it would change D.C. Fontana’s, as she was calling herself by now, life, because she wound up working as the secretary of Gene Roddenberry, creator of The Lieutenant. Roddenberry encouraged Fontana’s writing, leading to the publication of her first novel, a western called Brazos River.

When The Lieutenant was cancelled, Gene Roddenberry started working on a new show called Star Trek. D.C. Fontana accompanied him. Before working on Star Trek, D.C. Fontana had had no interest in science fiction, but this quickly changed as work on the new show progressed. D.C. Fontana wrote the teleplay for “Charlie X”, the second episode of Star Trek. By the end of season 1, she was the story editor of Star Trek and also wrote the scripts of such memorable episodes as “Tomorrow is Yesterday”, “Journey to Babel”, “This Side of Paradise” and “Friday’s Child”.

D.C. Fontana left as story editor before the third season of Star Trek, but continued to contribute to the series as a freelance writer. Her collaboration with Gene Roddenberry continued on The Questor Tapes and Star Trek: The Animated Series. By the 1970s, D.C. Fontana, who had never read a science fiction story before Star Trek, had become one of the go-to writers for science fiction television and worked on Buck Rogers in the 25th CenturyLogan’s RunThe Six Million Dollar ManFantastic Journey and Battlestar Galactica, an experience she disliked so much that she disavowed her screenplay. She also continued to work on non-genre shows such as The WaltonsThe Streets of San Francisco, Bonanza, Kung Fu and Dallas.  

D.C. Fontana returned to Star Trek as story editor and associate producer on Star Trek: The Next Generation, for which she co-wrote the pilot “Encounter at Farpoint”. However, she left during the first season, following a fallout with Gene Roddenberry. Though D.C. Fontana was not completely done with Star Trek yet. She wrote Star Trek novels and contributed a script to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. She also wrote several screenplays for Deep Space Nine’s great rival Babylon Five.  

I don’t know what my first contact with D.C. Fontana’s work was. I know it wasn’t Star Trek, because she wrote none of the Star Trek episodes I saw as a young kid during a rerun on German TV in the late 1970s. And while I watched all of the science fiction series on which she worked, I didn’t see most of them until much later, when the floodgates of private television opened and many of these shows aired in Germany for the first time.

Indeed, it’s quite likely that my first contact with D.C. Fontana’s writing was a non-genre show, quite possibly The Waltons, which aired on Sunday afternoons and which my parents watched religiously. The Streets of San Francisco or Dallas are also possibilities, though I only got to see those shows sporadically during the holidays, since they aired in evening slots after my bedtime.

However, one story penned by D.C. Fontana that I definitely encountered early on is her sole contribution to the Filmation He-Man and the Masters of the Universe cartoon, the second season episode “Battlecat”, which tells the origin of Prince Adam’s “fearless friend” Cringer and his alter-ego Battlecat. The episode is basically one long flashback, recounting how a young Prince Adam rescues a tiger cub from a sabrecat stalking the little one. Adam takes the injured cub to the royal palace and nurses him back to health and the two are soon inseparable. However, Adam is mortified that is pet is terrified of everything, up to and including his own shadow, which also gains him the name Cringer, courtesy of Teela teasing Adam about his pet.

As for why Cringer is always so afraid, this episode never shows us what happened before Adam found Cringer, though we can guess from fact that Cringer is all alone in the jungle and being stalked by a predator that it was nothing good. In 2012 finally, a comic did tell what happened just before, namely that Cringer’s entire family and tribe were wiped out by a sabrecat attack. Baby Cringer was the only survivor and was hunted for days, until Adam drove off the predators and rescued him. So the reason Cringer is always terrified is because he is deeply traumatized.

When Adam gains the Power of Grayskull and becomes into He-Man, he makes sure never to transform in front of Cringer, until one day when Cringer follows Adam and chances to witness the transformation. Cringer is understandably terrified and when He-Man tries to reassure him that there’s no reason to be afraid and that he’s still Adam inside, he accidentally points the Sword of Power at Cringer and Battlecat is born. And not a moment too soon, because an eldritch horror has escaped from its tomb and needs to be stopped…

“Battlecat” is a highly memorable episode, especially since the Filmation He-Man cartoon rarely ever gave us origin stories for the various characters. We never even got to see how Adam first became He-Man, so it’s a treat to see how Cringer first became Battlecat and how Adam and Cringer met in the first place. The fact that Baby Cringer is one of the cutest creatures ever seen on screen doesn’t hurt either.

In many ways, this episode also illustrates D.C. Fontana’s strengths as a writer. Her episodes were inevitably memorable and often expanded the world of the story and gave backstory to characters who did not have a lot before, whether it’s introducing Spock’s parents in “Journey to Babel”, delving into the previous hosts of the Dax symbiont in “Dax” or recounting the origins of Cringer in “Battlecat”.

D.C. Fontana

(9) COMICS SECTION.

(10) RAIDERS CAST-SIGNED LASERDISC. If you can’t live without this you better get your bid in by Thursday: “’Raiders of the Lost Ark’ Cast, Director & Creator Signed Laser Disc Cover — Signed by Harrison Ford, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Karen Allen and Philip Kaufman — With Beckett COA” offered by Nate Sanders Auctions.

Extraordinarily rare ”Raiders of the Lost Ark” laser disc cover signed by all the principals of the iconic 1981 film. Large 12.5” square cover is signed by actors Harrison Ford and Karen Allen as well as by director Steven Spielberg and creators George Lucas and Philip Kaufman. All sign in blue felt-tip with excellent contrast against the cover. Includes actual laser disc, with bifold cover opening to show scenes from the movie. Light edgewear with dings to corners. Very good plus condition. With Beckett COA for all signatures.

(11) 13 IS AN ANSWER? [Item by Mark Roth-Whitworth.] Let’s see: 6×9=42. Ah, but it is true… in base 13. Which perfectly explains why things are so screwed up – we use base 10, or 2… but not 13. This, of course, is demonstrated by the paper… “The secret behind pedestrian crossings—and why some spiral into chaos” at Phys.org.

Pedestrian crossings generally showcase the best in pedestrian behavior, with people naturally forming orderly lanes as they cross the road, smoothly passing those coming from the opposite direction without any bumps or scrapes. Sometimes, however, the flow gets chaotic, with individuals weaving through the crowd on their own haphazard paths to the other side.

Now, an international team of mathematicians, co-led by Professor Tim Rogers at the University of Bath in the UK and Dr. Karol Bacik at MIT in the US has made an important breakthrough in their understanding of what causes human flows to disintegrate into tangles. This discovery has the potential to help planners design road crossings and other pedestrian spaces that minimize chaos and enhance safety and efficiency.

In a paper appearing in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, the team pinned down the precise point at which crowds of pedestrians crossing a road collapse from order to disorder.

The researchers found that for order to be maintained, the spread of different directions people walk in must be kept below a critical angle of 13 degrees.

When it comes to pedestrian crossings, this could be achieved by limiting the width of a crossing or considering where a crossing is placed, so pedestrians are less tempted to veer off track towards nearby destinations….

(12) RAISING ‘CANE. [Item by Mark Roth-Whitworth.] Coming soon, oil from Martian dinosaurs, and the major push to get to Mars, funded by the petrochemical industry. “NASA’s Curiosity Rover Detects Largest Organic Molecules on Mars” reports NASA.

Researchers analyzing pulverized rock onboard NASA’s Curiosity rover have found the largest organic compounds on the Red Planet to date. The finding, published Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, suggests prebiotic chemistry may have advanced further on Mars than previously observed.

Scientists probed an existing rock sample inside Curiosity’s Sample Analysis at Mars (SAM) mini-lab and found the molecules decane, undecane, and dodecane. These compounds, which are made up of 10, 11, and 12 carbons, respectively, are thought to be the fragments of fatty acids that were preserved in the sample. Fatty acids are among the organic molecules that on Earth are chemical building blocks of life.

Living things produce fatty acids to help form cell membranes and perform various other functions. But fatty acids also can be made without life, through chemical reactions triggered by various geological processes, including the interaction of water with minerals in hydrothermal vents.

While there’s no way to confirm the source of the molecules identified, finding them at all is exciting for Curiosity’s science team for a couple of reasons….

(13) THE SECRET PREQUEL TO BLADE RUNNER. [Item by SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie.] Moid over at Media Death Cult takes a deep dive into the Blade Runner films. “The Secret Prequel To Blade Runner”.

[Thanks to Cat Eldridge, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, Mark Roth-Whitworth, amk, Michael J. Walsh, David Langford, Steven French, Kathy Sullivan, Teddy Harvia, Mike Kennedy, Andrew Porter, John King Tarpinian, and Chris Barkley for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Peer.]

Pixel Scroll 3/23/25 Sometimes, Scrolls Just… Break, Their Pixels Spraying Everywhere, Like Beads In A Bottle, Just More Cluesome

(1) COMIC CREATOR BURKE’S ICE ORDEAL. From downthetubes.net: “Comic Creator RE Burke: Her Visa Story”.

The family of comic creator RE Burke, aka Becky Burke, have issued a detailed statement about her recent detention nightmare in the United States, asking for it to be shared so that the many thousands who offered support after her family’s appeal for Becky’s return can see it.

“We want everyone to know how grateful we are for their support, prayers and help in raising the profile. It is the reason she is home with us now, thank you,” they explain.

As we previously reported, comic creator RE Burke, aka Becky Burke, is home after her detention nightmare in the United States, detained by the United States by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for over two weeks for travelling with wrong visa. She is now back in the UK.

Becky, 28, was denied entry into Washington State after US immigration officials accused her of travelling on the wrong visa, her plight prompting a massive campaign to free her, which we reported here.

A GoFundMe campagn fund raised over £9000 to cover legal Becky’s costs. No more donations are being taken. Any surplus will be donated to charities in the Seattle area helping people in similar situations….

After 19 harrowing days in ICE detention due to a visa mix-up, our daughter Becky has finally returned home to the UK. Instead of allowing her to take an immediate flight back, Homeland Security detained her in handcuffs at a Tacoma, WA facility under harsh conditions. The current immigration crackdown and systemic delays exacerbated her ordeal, worsened by a shortage of immigration judges. Becky’s nightmare ended on March 18th, and she is now beginning to recover….

Did she overstay the 90 day limit on the ESTA tourist visa?

No. She had only been in the USA for 50 days when she had planned to travel by bus to Canada, she was planning to spend 2 months in Canada and then fly home to the UK.

Did she break the rules of the ESTA?

The ESTA is for tourists only. For work or study a specific visa is required. Becky did a lot of research before she went and what she had planned was classed as tourism. This was accepted when she entered the US on 7th January. It was also accepted in 2023 when she spent two weeks in San Francisco, with a host family. On the 26th February, US border officers suddenly decided staying with host families and joining in with household chores was now classed as work. Our US Immigration Lawyer said they got their definition of work wrong.

Was she given a chance to return to the UK at her own cost?

No, this was not offered at the border despite this being the usual protocol for tourists. ICE had the chance to offer this at any stage during her detention, her parents even had a flight home booked for her at one point, in the hope they would let her take it, but they didn’t.

Does she have a criminal record?

No. She also has many people who testify to her good character and her gentle soul.

Was she allowed to let family know when she was being deported?

No. One of the other detainees had to call us to say she had left. Even the British Consulate were not told that she had boarded the flight. We were only certain when she arrived at Heathrow.

Was she treated with ‘dignity and respect’ as written in ICE policy.

No. She was handcuffed when she was transferred from the border to the facility. When inside the facility ICE did not communicate where she was in the process, all her possessions were confiscated, lights were on 24/7 and there were four head counts each day during which they were forced stay on their bunk for at least an hour. When she was eventually transferred to Seattle airport to fly home she was taken in leg and waist chains and handcuffs, and was escorted to the plane.

We wish Becky and her family well after this ordeal….

(2) BEING ORWELL’S SON. [Item by Steven French.] On the 80th anniversary of 1984, the Guardian has an illuminating interview with Orwell’s son Richard Blair on his father’s attitude towards women, his antisemitism and his (Blair’s) mother: “George Orwell and me: Richard Blair on life with his extraordinary father”.

…Most memorable was the time Orwell misread the tide when they were out in the hazardous Gulf of Corryvreckan, home to one of the world’s biggest whirlpools. Their dinghy overturned and they almost drowned. Did that shock Orwell? “I think it gave him a hell of a shock, yes, absolutely.” Was his father as reckless with you as with himself? Blair smiles. “Well, health and safety didn’t really rear its ugly head in those days, did it? And yet we survived.”

There was one precaution Orwell did take. “He said I had to have a pair of decent, stout boots, because of the snakes. Jura has got a lot of adders. They’re not desperately poisonous, but he had a thing about snakes, probably because of his days in Burma.” Was he scared of them? “Yes, to a degree, but not scared enough that he wouldn’t stamp on them and kill them.” Orwell treated his son as a mini-adult, perhaps not surprisingly, as he had little experience of children and there were no other kids around….

(3) FRENCH BOOKSTORE RESISTANCE. “Mutiny brews in French bookshops over Hachette owner’s media grip” — the Guardian has the story.

A conservative Catholic billionaire and media owner is facing an independent bookshop rebellion in France over his influence in the publishing world.

Dozens of independent booksellers are trying to counter the growing influence of Vincent Bolloré, whose vast cultural empire includes television, radio, the Sunday paper Le Journal du Dimanche, and also, since 2023, the biggest book publishing and distribution conglomerate in France, Hachette Livre.

“Books matter,” said Thibaut Willems, owner of Le Pied à Terre independent bookshop in Paris’s 18th arrondissement and one of the booksellers taking a stand by limiting their orders of Hachette Livre books and placing them on lower shelves….

… As well as the moves by some booksellers, protest groups on the left have started a “bookmark rebellion”, where individuals hide bookmarks inside paperbacks in large commercial stores with messages such as “boycott Hachette”, detailing the scale of the Bolloré empire….

(4) ART DIRECTOR SWINGS AND MISSES. Michael Whelan analyzes an example of “When the Client Gets It Wrong”.

Preliminary concepts for THE DEMON OF SCATTERY

The Cover and What Could Have Been

ME: There’s one concept that stood out to me for The Demon of Scattery—one of my all-time favorite prelims—and I’ve always been curious how the AD passed on choosing it because the composition is so dynamic. It would have been a slam dunk of a cover.

MRW: I couldn’t agree more!

Back then I felt that it was on me to offer comps that would generate a good cover for a book, and if any of them didn’t make for a good painting that was my fault for not realizing the full potential of the original concept.

In retrospect, I often find myself asking a variation of the same question you posed: “Why on Earth did I submit any other options when THIS concept is so obviously the best of the bunch?”

The answer, of course, is that it wasn’t obvious to me at the time.

Also, as a cover artist I felt it incumbent on me to present a range of options, attempting to reflect what the publisher [and occasionally, even the author ????] wanted emphasized in the image. The editors called the shots more often than not, and being human, they often made regrettable decisions.

And on more occasions than I would like, the people who really called the shots were marketing idiots who thought THEY knew better than anyone else what the public would be looking for. Most of the banal or downright crappy covers one sees are the result of that aspect of the corporate bookselling machine.

While a few of the concepts submitted were strong, my favorite is pictured above—and not simply because it was the most polished of the lot. The composition is sinuous and alive with action.

There are so many subtle points of connection that bring eyes where they need to be. Placed off-center right, the warrior provides an easy entry point with the lines of his body directing attention to the serpent and the sorceress. The curve of the rocks forms a bowl, a solid foundation to leap into the image.

(5) NO AI. The Ursa Major Awards has posted a “Temporary notice regarding AI content”.

…We’ve been asked about our AI policies, which is the purpose of my message today!

Our current statement, although not final, is that AI/LLM generated content is not allowed. This includes art, text, and covers for things like books or music. The only exception is an event where an author has an AI generated image attributed to their work by their publisher without their permission. I’ve been told this does happen!

Regarding this year’s content, to the best of my awareness, none of the accepted entries break this rule. Should that not be the case, please do not hesitate to talk to me about it!

(6) ALIEN ROMANCE AND TEA. Clarion West will host “Steamy in Seattle 2025” on May 10. Tickets available here.

Meet authors Ann Aguirre and Elizabeth Stephens as they discuss the alien romance genre, science fiction and fantasy worlds, and what writing romance has taught them! Paranormal romance author Jasmine Silvera to moderate. 

Join us at Seattle’s beautiful Nordic Museum for a traditional high tea, featuring a delightful selection of savory finger sandwiches, scones, salad, and delectable sweet treats catered by Lovely Night Catering — and a custom tea blend provided by Friday Afternoon Tea

Time to pick out your favorite fascinators and elegant gowns to wear or get your fedora ready in preparation for this utterly romantic opportunity to support the literary arts! 

This event is not just a fundraiser; it’s a celebration of emerging and underrepresented writers — particularly women in the field of speculative fiction. Steamy in Seattle raises money for our annual programs, sliding scale tuition, and scholarship programs. 

(7) TODAY’S BIRTHDAY.

[Written by Cora Buhlert.]

March 23, 1904H. Beam Piper. (Died 1964.)

By Cora Buhlert: Content warning: Discussion of suicide

 Considering how well regarded he was and still is as an author, we know surprisingly little about him. For example, we don’t know whether the H stands for Henry, Horace or Herbert. And while we know how he died, we don’t know exactly when or why.

H. Beam Piper never received a formal higher education, because he considered the college experience unpleasant, but instead educated himself in science, engineering and history. He worked as a laborer and later as a night watchman at the railroad yard in his hometown.

H. Beam Piper

At some point, Piper began to write and in 1947 at age 43 he sold his first story “Time and Time Again” to John W. Campbell at Astounding Science Fiction. More stories followed, both for Astounding and other magazines. In 1961, finally, Piper published his first novel, the juvenile Four-Day-Planet. On the planet Fenris, a year is only four days long, but each of those days lasts four thousand hours with extreme temperatures. Giant whale-like creatures roam the seas of Fenris and are hunted for their valuable tallow wax, which makes for excellent radiation shielding. Protagonist Walt Boyd is a seventeen-year-old boy reporter, who gets entangled in a conflict between the whalers guild and the corrupt mayor of Fenris and some equally corrupt business people. Basically, this is Tintin and the Space Whalers with a bonus message about the importance of formal education, which is ironic considering Piper’s own life. I have read Four-Day-Planet and enjoyed it quite a bit as a fun science fiction adventure.

However, my introduction to Piper’s work was not Four-Day-Planet, but what is probably his best known work, the 1962 novel Little Fuzzy. I discovered the book as a teenager at Storm, the one bookshop in town with an extensive foreign language section. Most of that foreign language section actually consisted of dictionaries. There was also a table where one could peruse the huge Books-in-Print catalogues as well as a special order desk, where you could order any book listed in those giant catalogues. That special order desk was always busy with university students ordering otherwise unavailable textbooks and literature. Annoyingly, those students also kept staring at me, especially the male ones, and I was sure that they were judging my reading choices. Yes, I was quite dense.

The foreign language section at Storm also has two spinner racks with mass market paperbacks. The paperbacks in those spinner racks were almost entirely genre fiction. Romance, crime and mystery and of course science fiction, fantasy and horror. Whenever I was in the city center, I would stop at Storm (which still exists, though much diminished), head up to the foreign language section on the first floor and check out the spinner racks for anything that caught my eye, all the while dodging annoying male students staring at me. I discovered a lot of great authors and books in those spinner racks. And one day, I discovered Little Fuzzy, the 1980s Ace Books edition with the Michael Whelan cover of protagonist Jack Holloway surrounded by Fuzzies. The books caught my eye at once, because the Fuzzies were not only cute, but they looked just like the Ewoks from Return of the Jedi. Indeed, Little Fuzzy is widely considered to be the inspiration for the Ewoks and the parallels are quite obvious. The cover intrigued me enough that I plopped down my hard earned pocket money to buy the book. And English language mass market paperbacks were expensive in the 1980s due to the bad exchange rate and high import duties.

On the planet Zarathustra, prospector Jack Holloway discovers a furry alien creature he names Little Fuzzy. Little Fuzzy takes Jack to meet the rest of his tribe and Jack realizes that the Fuzzies are intelligent. This causes a problem for the mining company that has set up shop on Zarathustra to exploit the planet’s natural resources, because if the Fuzzies are declared an intelligent species, they and their habitat will be protected by law and the company will lose their mining rights. Being an unscrupulous company in a science fiction novel, they will of course do everything to prevent this, up to and including murder.

My teen self enjoyed Little Fuzzy a whole lot and it’s easy to see why. The plight of the furry aliens and their human protector against the big bad mining company is highly compelling. Though I never read any of the sequels, neither Piper’s own nor those by other authors, mostly because I didn’t know they existed.

One H. Beam Piper novel I did read, though several years later, was Space Viking, which was serialized in Analog from November 1962 to February 1963 and then appeared as a paperback in 1963. Once again, it was the cover – a glorious Michael Whelan cover with the titular space Vikings in front of a bright purple background – which attracted me along with, “Oh, it’s by H. Beam Piper. Cool. I liked Little Fuzzy.”

The protagonist of Space Viking is Lucas Trask, an aristocrat from the planet Gram. Trask is about to marry Lady Elaine, when a spurned former suitor of Elaine’s crashes the wedding and proceeds to gun down the wedding party (shades of the Red Wedding from A Song of Ice and Fire and the Moldavian wedding massacre from Dynasty, though Space Viking predates them both). Elaine is killed but Trask survives and vows revenge. He joins the Space Vikings, a group of space-faring raiders, to go after the killer, who has escaped aboard a stolen spaceship. In the process, Trask winds up establishing a little galactic empire of his own and also finds a new love. And yes, he gets his man, too, in the end. 

I enjoyed Space Viking, though not nearly as much as Little Fuzzy. Part of the reason may simply be that I was older when I read Space Viking and more critical. The novel offered plenty of adventure and thrills, but also some irritating politics, including a very American view of emigration and colonization that is common, but also plain wrong. In fact, I remember wondering at the time, “Was Piper always like this and I just didn’t notice?”

Little FuzzyFour-Day-Planet and Space Viking are all part of a future history series called the Terro-Human Future History along with the 1963 novel The Cosmic Computer and several pieces of short fiction. The Terro-Human Future History chronicles the rise and fall and rebirth of a galactic civilization and was clearly influenced by the Foundation series by Isaac Asimov. 

Piper also wrote the Paratime series, which chronicles the adventures of the Paratime Police who can move between timelines and alternate histories. The Paratime series consists of several pieces of short fiction and one novel, Lord Kalvan of Otherwhen, which was published in 1965 and would be Piper’s final novel. 

This brings us to the sad part of this birthday note, namely Piper’s untimely death. It is widely known that Piper committed suicide, but both the reason and the exact date of his death are not known. 

What is known is that Piper dated the last entry in his diary November 5, 1964. On November 8, his body was found. Piper had apparently shut off the power and water to his apartment, covered the walls and floors with tarp and shot himself with a handgun from his extensive collection. He left behind a note saying “I don’t like to leave messes when I go away, but if I could have cleaned up any of this mess, I wouldn’t be going away.”

What mess precisely Piper was referring to is not known. The most common explanation is that Piper had financial problems. He had just gone through a painful and costly divorce and his agent was not replying to his letters and calls – due to having died – so Piper assumed his writing career was over. Another explanation is that Piper wanted to prevent his ex-wife from collecting his life insurance payment, so he took his own life to make sure that the insurance company would not pay. Most likely, the reason for his death was a combination of these factors.

More than sixty years after Piper’s death, the legacy that remains is a remarkable body of work, much of which is not only still in print, but is still receiving sequels and prequels written by other authors to this day.

(8) COMICS SECTION.

(9) AT THE SHOW. The boys were whoopin’ it up in the Malamute Saloon – er, the Glendale Civic Auditorium – during today’s LA Vintage Paperback Show. Photos by John King Tarpinian.

About 20 minutes before opening.
Ten minutes after opening.

(10) DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO MILTON KEYNES? [Item by Steven French.] A sci-fi graphic novel from ten years ago is reissued and reviewed (by someone who seems to hold, sadly, some rather stereotypical attitudes towards the genre): “There’s No Time Like the Present by Paul B Rainey review – a funny, unpredictable and wild comic” in the Guardian.

People who enjoy science fiction love to imagine the future: time travel, spaceships, something wobbly with a green face. But what if those fans really had access to it – the future, I mean – courtesy of something very similar to the internet? This is the possibility Paul B Rainey floats in There’s No Time Like the Present, in which a crowd of misfits from Milton Keynes (once the future itself) are able, if not to visit Mars, then at least to watch episodes of Doctor Who that have not yet been screened.

Mordant and misanthropic in almost equal measure, Rainey’s book has three central characters, each one somewhat stuck, unable fully to escape their childhood. Barry, an obnoxious lazybones, still lives at home with his parents; he makes his living selling bootleg recordings of TV shows he has lifted from the “ultranet”, which provides entry to the future. Cliff, Barry’s friend, and a yoghurt-addicted woman called Kelly live together in her new house, but they’re not a couple; while he secretly pines for her, he’s only her tenant. In the evenings, they watch, with varying degrees of guilt, future episodes of their favourite series (Doctor Who in his case, Emmerdale in hers): tapes pressed on them by the grisly Barry….

(11) BRICKS GALORE. “Huge LEGO ‘Game of Thrones’ The Wall Has 200,000 Pieces – Is Very, Very Cool” according to Bell of Lost Souls.

The Wall is maybe the most iconic setting in Game of Thrones. Constructed by Bran the Builder in the Age of Heroes, it marks the northern border of the Seven Kingdoms. Some three hundred miles long and several hundred feet high in most places, it is one of the wonders of the world. Of course, the wall is no normal wall; it is built of ice and carries potent magical protections.

Originally meant to keep the Others out of the Realms of Men, for most of its history, it instead kept the Wildlings of the North out of the Seven Kingdoms. The Wall is home to The Night’s Watch. This order of men sworn to defend the Wall and the Realms of Men has built a number of castles into the Wall. Along with the Red Keep, it is one of the major setting locations of the story.

The Wall has now been rendered in stunning detail in LEGO. Done by the talented Anuradha Pehrson (you can find their Flickr here), this immersive build has over 200,000 pieces. It’s a truly massive build and includes several sections of The Wall and vignettes combined into one. The model takes up a full 5 ft x 5 ft square and is about 4.5 ft tall. Due to having several elements and scenes, it is not consistent on one scale….

(12) A WHIFF OF HOLINESS. Smithsonian Magazine says“Ancient Greek and Roman Statues Were Not Only Beautiful, but Also Smelled Nice, Too”.

In ancient Greece and Rome, statues not only looked beautiful—they smelled good, too.

That’s the conclusion of a new study published this month in the Oxford Journal of ArchaeologyCecilie Brøns, who authored the study and works as an archaeologist and curator at the Glyptotek art museum in Copenhagen, finds that Greco-Roman statues were often perfumed with enticing scents like rose, olive oil and beeswax…

… While reading ancient Greco-Roman texts, Brøns noticed a handful of references to sweet-smelling statues. She was intrigued, so she decided to go looking for even more mentions of scented sculptures.

Brøns was surprised to find lots of evidence in texts by Cicero, Callimachus, Vitruvius, Pliny the Elder and Pausanias, among other writers. Several of these texts mentioned anointing statues of Greek and Roman deities—including one depicting Artemis, the Greek goddess of wild animals, in Sicily. Statues of rulers, such as Egypt’s Berenice II, were also perfumed, Brøns finds.

The statues were anointed in different ways. In some instances, they were covered in a mixture of waxes and oils through a process known as “ganosis.” In others, they were coated in olive oil as part of a process called “kosmesis,” which was meant to help protect the sculptures from the elements…

(13) DON’T LOOK UP. [Item by SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie.] In this week’s Nature more on space junk… “Space debris is falling from the skies. We need to tackle this growing danger”.

At 3 p.m. on 30 December last year, residents of Mukuku village in Makueni county, Kenya, were startled by a loud crash. In the middle of a field lay a mysterious, smouldering metal ring, 2.5 metres across and weighing nearly 500 kilograms. Elsewhere, in western Uganda in May 2023, villagers reported seeing streaks of fire in the sky before debris rained down, scattering wreckage across a 40-kilometre-wide area. These were no ordinary meteorites — they were remnants of a defunct satellite and spent rocket stage, returning to Earth without warning.

These events are not isolated. Across the world, from Texas to Saudi Arabia, from Cape Town to the Amazon rainforest, objects launched into low Earth orbit (LEO) are now falling back to Earth. Some burn up harmlessly in the atmosphere, but others — especially those made of titanium and heat-resistant space-age alloys — survive re-entry and slam into the ground, sometimes in populated areas. The problem is getting worse. With the rapid expansion of commercial space flight, thousands of satellites are being launched each year. Yet few owners have plans to remove them from orbit in a controlled way….

(14) WILL WE SURVIVE THE FUTURE? [Item by SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie.] Look, the dinosaurs didn’t survive (and I have never really forgiven them for what they did to Raquel Welch)  and I keep on telling people that the machines are taking over, but no-one ever listens…  All of which begs the question as to whether we will survive the future…?

Well, over at PBS Eons  they have been asking just that…

Just because our ancestors have made it through every major period of upheaval in the Earth’s history so far doesn’t mean that our survival through future changes is guaranteed. Humans have become a force of nature, but will we survive ourselves?

[Thanks to John King Tarpinian, Chris Barkley, Cat Eldridge, Cora Buhlert, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, Mark Roth-Whitworth, Steven French, Kathy Sullivan, Teddy Harvia, Mike Kennedy, Andrew Porter for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Peer.]

Cora Buhlert Review: The Secret of the Sword

By Cora Buhlert: On March 22, 1985, the animated movie The Secret of the Sword was released in theatres in the US, introducing She-Ra: Princess of Power to the world. The full movie is available on YouTube here

In 1984/1985, Masters of the Universe was at the peak of its popularity and Mattel‘s highest selling toy line, outselling in-house rivals Barbie and Hot Wheels. The Filmation He-Man cartoon, which had debuted in 1983, was watched by millions of kids and quite a few adults every afternoon.

To their infinite surprise, Mattel found that approximately forty percent of all Masters of Universe toys were sold to girls and their families – even though Masters of the Universe was marketed as a boy brand in the highly gendered toy market of the 1980s. Meanwhile, the He-Man cartoon was watched enthusiastically by both boys and girls.

In retrospect, this isn’t overly surprising, because Masters of the Universe featured several strong and complex female characters and particularly the cartoon was demolishing gender stereotypes right, left and center and gave us a female warrior who physically outperformed most of the male characters in Teela, a muscle-bound hero who was not afraid to show his sensitive side and was frequently shown engaging in female coded activities like baking, cooking and reading in Adam/He-Man, and a woman who chose a demanding career as Sorceress of Grayskull over motherhood; plus a loving single father who somehow managed to combine an equally demanding career as Man-at-Arms with parenthood; and – last but not least – a female NASA astronaut turned queen of an alien planet in Queen Marlena well before Sally Ride became the first American woman in space. 

Mattel might have been surprised that little girls were ignoring the gender stereotypes of the toy industry and clamoring for He-Man toys, but they were also quick to seize an opportunity to make even more money. So they decided to introduce more female characters into what had been a very male dominated toy line (by 1985, there were only two female characters in the Masters of the Universe toyline, Teela and Evil-Lyn. A third, the Sorceress, would not be released until 1987) and came up with the idea of creating a female counterpart to He-Man in She-Ra, the most powerful woman in the universe. Eventually, this idea turned into a whole a spin-off toy line as well as a sister show to the He-Man cartoon called She-Ra: Princess of Power

Mattel and Filmation collaborated closely on the development of She-Ra, her world, her friends and enemies. The She-Ra series bible was written by Filmation writers J. Michael Straczinski and Larry DiTillio, both of whom would later go on to other great things, including Babylon 5. DiTillio also wrote the screenplay for The Secret of the Sword, together with Bob Forward who had penned some of the most memorable episodes of Filmation‘s He-Man cartoon.

Alas, the powers that were at Mattel still found it hard to let go of gender stereotypes and handed the Princess of Power toy line over to the girls’ group rather than the team that worked on the He-Man line. As a result, the Princess of Power toy line took a lot of cues from Barbie, such as rooted hair that could be styled, interchangeable clothes and a lot of pink, gold and pastel colors. Some characters had their designs changed at the eleventh hour, because a blue and gold and red and black outfit were considered “not feminine enough”. The vintage Princess of Power dolls have a certain beauty of their own, but even though they were in the same scale as the He-Man figures, they never meshed very well. What is more, the Princess of Power toy line only had two villainous characters – Catra and Entrapta – because it was assumed that girls did not like conflict and wouldn’t buy the evil characters. Meanwhile, all the male villains from the cartoon, including She-Ra’s archenemy Hordak, were released in the He-Man toy line, because it was assumed that girls would not want to buy monster characters. These outdated gender assumptions harmed both toy lines back then and continue to harm Masters of the Universe to this day. 

The Princess of Power toy line was revealed at New York Toy Fair in early 1985, but the wider public first became aware of the character when The Secret of the Sword, a 91-minute animated movie, was released in US theatres on March 22, 1985.

When rewatching The Secret of the Sword as an adult, I found that I remembered several scenes, so I must have seen it at some point. However, I never saw the film in the theatre, because it was not released theatrically in West Germany until the fall of 1987, one and a half years after its US premiere, and also had twenty minutes of runtime cut, because it was believed that children could not handle a ninety-minute movie. The Secret of the Sword was also chopped up and rebroadcast as the first five episodes of the She-Ra: Princess of Power cartoon, so that’s likely how I first saw it.

The Secret of the Sword starts with a bang. The Sorceress of Grayskull is having one hell of a nightmare and sees a monstrous being – Hordak, though the audience doesn’t yet know this – stealing a baby. Hordak laughs and declares that he may have been defeated, but that his pursuers will never see the child again. Then he fires at the Sorceress, who is shielded by a young Man-at-Arms in an early hint that these two are secretly a couple (confirmed many years later), and vanishes through a portal with the baby to parts unknown.

The Sorceress wakes up – alone, by the way – to see a strangely familiar sword that looks a lot like He-Man’s power sword, only with a gem in the hilt, hovering in midair before her. The sword leads her to one of the many mysterious doors inside Castle Grayskull, which opens to reveal a glowing portal. “Could it be, after all this time?” the Sorceress wonders.

The Sorceress telepathically contacts Prince Adam a.k.a. He-Man, who is in the process of baking his “famous spiced bread” (I do want that recipe now) and asks him to come to Castle Grayskull immediately. Once there, the Sorceress hands Adam the sword and tells him go through the portal and find the person it is intended for. Adam even remarks that the sword looks a lot like his own. 

The Sword of Protection, twin to He-Man’s Sword of Power, was first glimpsed hanging on the wall of Castle Grayskull in the He-Man episode “The Origin of the Sorceress”, which also introduced the Evil Horde in the form of a Horde scout ship that lands on Eternia, where its crew occupies a village and bullies the inhabitants. This sort of foreshadowing was rare in 1980s cartoons, especially syndicated ones, where episodes were often shown out of order.

Adam, understandably, has more questions for the Sorceress such as where the portal leads to and who exactly the person he’s looking for is. The Sorceress, however, won’t tell Adam anything except that the sword will guide him to the person he seeks.

Even as a kid, I thought that it doesn’t make any sense that the Sorceress doesn’t tell Adam who he is looking for. As an adult, it still doesn’t make any more sense, but then the Sorceress has a habit of withholding crucial information from others. For example, she won’t tell Teela either that she is her mother. Besides, if the Sorceress told Adam whom he’s supposed to find, it would ruin the reveal later in the movie. Coincidentally, the scene is also cleverly written, because the Sorceress never uses any pronouns when referring to the person Adam seeks, so neither Adam nor the audience knows that the intended recipient of the sword is female.

So Adam and his pet tiger Cringer a.k.a. Battle Cat step through the portal into a brand-new world named Etheria to encounter a whole new cast of characters, both good and evil. Adam’s quest takes him to a village inn, where he chances to observe three Horde Troopers, the foot soldiers of the Evil Horde who are occupying Etheria, harassing the locals. Always a hero at heart, Adam intervenes and promptly finds himself embroiled in a barroom  brawl. Hereby, it’s notable that Adam does not transform into He-Man, but proceeds to deal with the Horde Troopers in his civilian identity. In the He-Man cartoon and the various mini-comics, Adam is often portrayed as something of a buffoon, but it’s also clear that this is an act to keep his civilian identity separate from He-Man and that Adam is a very capable fighter, if necessary, though he rarely shows it. However, on Etheria, Adam is free to show his prowess, because there is no risk of anybody recognizing him as He-Man. 

 Adam gets unexpected help from Bow, crack archer and mainstay of the She-Ra cartoon and toy line. Together, they make short work of the Horde Troopers and then escape together with their animal companions Cringer and Kowl, a rainbow colored flying critter. Bow takes Adam and Cringer into the Whispering Woods, a magical forest, which serves as the hideout of the Great Rebellion against the Horde’s rule. Though the name “Great Rebellion” is pretty much hyperbole, because – as the snarky Kowl points out – it’s actually a very small rebellion.

Here, Adam meets the other members of the rebellion who would become important supporting characters in the She-Ra cartoon. In addition to Bow and Kowl there is Glimmer, Princess of Bright Moon and founder of the Great Rebellion, the scatterbrained witch Madame Razz and her flying and talking broom imaginatively named Broom as well as the Twiggets, humanoid woodland creatures who live in the Whispering Woods.

However, The Secret of the Sword does not just introduce new heroes, but also a whole new faction of villains called the Evil Horde. The Horde is your stereotypical galactic empire hellbent on conquering anything in its path, only that all the main members are basically classic movie monsters with a Masters of the Universe twist. Hordak, the leader (well, deputy leader, since the supreme ruler of the Horde Empire is Hordak’s older brother Horde Prime, who would be introduced in a later episode of the cartoon) is Nosferatu, only that he can also transform his body into a rocket, a tank, a drill, cannon or whatever is needed at the time. The evil sorceress Shadow Weaver is every evil witch from every classic Disney cartoon ever. The cat shifter Catra is Irina from Cat People, The energy sucking reptilian Leech is the Monster from the Black Lagoon. The furry prison warden Grizzlor is the Wolf-Man. Mantenna, the alien with the pop out eyes, is every bug-eyed monster ever and the scorpion woman Scorpia looks as if she stepped right out of a 1950s B-movie or a drag queen show. Their base, the Fright Zone, is a Giger-esque industrial nightmare surrounded by a polluted and monster-infested wasteland, providing a strong contrast to the past-coloured woodlands of Etheria.

Finally, there is Force Captain Adora, Hordak and Shadow Weaver’s adopted daughter. Blonde and beautiful, Adora looks as out of place among the more monstrous members of the Horde as Marilyn Munster did among her family in The Munsters. However, Adora is just as ruthless as the rest of the Horde. When we first meet her, Adora is overseeing the population of an entire village taken prisoner and about to be shipped off to the Horde’s slave mines. 

 When the rebels attack to free the villagers, Adora comes face to face with He-Man (dealing with a squad of classic movie monsters is too much for Adam, so he transforms into He-Man) and they get embroiled in a sword fight. When He-Man drops his own sword and reaches for the Sword of Protection, the jewel in the hilt begins to glow, indicating that Force Captain Adora is the one He-Man had been sent to find. In true ruthless Horde fashion, Adora takes advantage of his momentary confusion to shoot He-Man in the back. 

 When he comes to again, He-Man finds himself chained up in the Horde prison on Beast Island, a fortress constructed from the bones of giant monsters. He is questioned by Adora who insists that the Horde are the rightful and just rulers of Etheria. He-Man replies that the Horde are cruel oppressors and asks Adora to see for herself how the Horde is treating the population. Adora scoffs at this suggestion, but she does go out on a mission to see the true Etheria. To no one’s surprise except her own, she witnesses citizens being abused and enslaved, their houses burnt down and their crops stolen. Considering that this was a cartoon aimed at children, The Secret of the Sword and the She-Ra series in general are quite frank about the horror of life under occupation. Later episodes of the She-Ra cartoon show the Horde destroying villages, burning books that do not teach approved Horde history and attempting to poison the Whispering Woods in an episode that’s eerily reminiscent of the deployment of Agent Orange during the Vietnam War. 

In general, there is a remarkable amount of horror lurking just under the surface of this seemingly bright and cheery cartoon designed to sell toys to kids. When Adora confronts Hordak and Shadow Weaver over the atrocities committed by the Horde against the civilian population of Etheria, Shadow Weaver erases Adora’s memories of what she witnessed, brainwashing her into being a loyal Horde soldier again. In later iterations and expansions of the story, we learn that several of Hordak’s underlings experienced a similar fate, had their memories and even their entire personalities altered and erased and were brainwashed into serving the Horde.

After escaping from and thoroughly trashing the Horde prison on Beast Island, He-Man bids farewell to the rebels and decides to go after Adora. He steals a Horde Trooper’s armor (the Horde Troopers were portrayed as robots in later episodes of the She-Ra cartoon, allowing He-Man and She-Ra to smash them with impunity, but they are clearly living beings in armor here) and sneaks into the Fright Zone to confront Adora. But because Adora has been brainwashed by Shadow Weaver, she no longer remembers what she saw outside the Fright Zone. So she shoots He-Man in the back – again – and He-Man finds himself imprisoned by the Horde – again. This really isn’t his day.

But things are about to get even worse for He-Man, because Hordak subjects He-Man to his latest invention – a weapon powered by extracting the lifeforce of Horde prisoners. Continuing the overall horror theme, there is a lot of vampiric imagery associated with the Horde. Two Horde members, Leech and Mosquitor, have the ability to suck out the lifeforce of their opponents. Mosquitor never appeared in the cartoon, but Leech demonstrates his abilities on Bow and Glimmer in The Secret of the Sword. In the Masters of the Universe comics published by DC between 2012 and 2016, the Fright Zone itself even sucks the lifeforce out of the planet, which explains the polluted wasteland surrounding the Horde’s fortress. It’s a not very subtle metaphor for colonialism and imperialism.

It appears that He-Man is doomed, steadily growing weaker in Hordak’s extraction chamber. However, her contact with He-Man as well as the Sword of Protection have caused cracks in Adora’s conditioning that even Shadow Weaver could not completely erase. And so Adora is suffering from unquiet dreams, which drive her to visit the much weakened He-Man in the extraction chamber, where both the captured Sword of Power and the Sword of Protection are kept as well. The Sword of Protection is glowing, so Adora picks it up and the Sorceress appears before her and tells Adora that she was always destined to be a champion of good, that the Horde brainwashed her and stole her from her parents as baby. The Sorceress also reveals that Adora had a twin brother, He-Man, and that he needs her help right now.

Viewed through the eyes of an adult, Adora accepts that Sorceress’ words a little too easily, especially since she has no real reason to believe a woman speaking to her from sword. However, any lingering skepticism quickly evaporates when Adora holds aloft the Sword of Protection, speaks the magic words and transforms into She-Ra for the very first time. The moment is made even more powerful by the fact that by this point we never saw Adam transforming into He-Man for the first time, though later cartoons did show Adam’s first transformation.

Once He-Man and She-Ra have disabled Hordak’s weapon of mass destruction and escaped the Fright Zone on Adora’s horse Spirit who has been transformed into the flying unicorn Swift Wind, the Sorceress finally comes clean to both of them. King Randor and Queen Marlena of Eternia had twins, Adam and Adora, both destined for great things. When the twins were only babies, the Horde invaded. Hordak learned of the twins’ destiny and decided to kidnap the babies and raise them both as Horde members. So Hordak snuck into the royal palace with the help of his acolyte Skeletor.

But things didn’t go according to plan. Hordak managed to grab baby Adora, but Queen Marlena dispatched Skeletor with a judo throw before he could steal Adam. Marlena raised the alarm, Man-at-Arms and the Royal Guard burst into the nurseryand Hordak escaped through the window with Baby Adora, leaving Skeletor behind. To save his own neck, Skeletor revealed the location of Hordak’s base. The Sorceress and Man-at-Arms went after Hordak, but couldn’t prevent him from escaping with Adora through a portal to parts unknown as seen in the flashback at the beginning of the movie.

The whole thing is a retcon, of course, but a skilfully handled one. There’s even an explanation for why no one ever mentioned Adora before, namely that Adam was deliberately kept in the dark about the fact that he once had a sister to spare him the pain of losing her. 

But the revelation of the Sorceress not only changes the status quo of the royal family of Eternia, but also gives us some backstory for Skeletor, who had very little up to this point. Some people feel that the introduction of Hordak as Skeletor’s former teacher and master diminished the Lord of Destruction, but I believe it gives Skeletor’s character more complexity and also explains why Hordak and Skeletor really, really don’t like each other – namely because each believes that the other betrayed him – with good reason.

Indeed, we get to see the first of many insult-laden confrontations between master and student shortly thereafter, when Hordak pursues Adam and Adora through the dimensional portal back to Eternia and teams up with Skeletor to recapture Adora. Not that Skeletor has any intention of keeping his end of the bargain.

The reunion between Adora and her family on the one side and Hordak and Skeletor on the other are some of my favourite scenes in this movie, especially because we don’t really see Adora interacting with any members of her extended family except for Adam in the regular She-Ra cartoon. The moment where the royal family is finally reunited is very sweet with hugs all around and tears on the faces of both men and women. Besides, King Randor finally tells Adam that he is proud of him, something Adam almost never gets to hear from his father.

Of course, the domestic bliss doesn’t last long before Hordak and Skeletor spoil the reunion to kidnap Adora once again. He-Man, Teela and Man-at-Arms set off to rescue her, but Adora has already managed to free herself, transform into She-Ra and thoroughly trash Snake Mountain in the process. “A female He-Man,” Skeletor laments, “This is the worst day of my life.”

Though Skeletor will not have to deal with both He-Man and She-Ra for long, because She-Ra elects to return to Etheria in the end to free the planet from the Horde’s oppression.

The Secret of the Sword is not a perfect film, but has its share of flaws. Because the script was designed to work both as a ninety-minute movie and five separate half-hour cartoon episodes, the structure is somewhat choppy and episodic, particularly when He-Man and She-Ra go on an almost episode-long side quest to rescue Queen Angella of Bright Moon from her captor Hunga the Harpy. Moreover, the rebels are very quick to accept Adora – who was after all a Horde Force Captain – as one of their own.

However, the story also handles the foreshadowing and planting of clues well, until the truth about Adora is finally revealed. And yes, Adam and Adora are again very quick to accept that they are siblings and never question the Sorceress’ word, but then neither does the viewer. From the moment that Adora hold up the Sword of Protection onwards, we accept that she is She-Ra.

The Secret of the Sword would change Masters of the Universe forever and introduce elements that continue reverberate through the franchise to this day. The relationship between He-Man and She-Ra on the one hand and Skeletor and Hordak on the other would be explored in many future versions of the story.

One of the greatest strengths of Masters of the Universe has always been that even though the situations are outlandish, the characters have always been relatable. Adam’s wish for his father to see him for who he is and be proud of him, Teela’s desire to always be the best to prove herself worthy of love and acceptance, Cringer being always afraid and yet wanting to be brave, Orko who can do everything in theory and always messes up in practice – these are issues that the young viewers can relate to. She-Ra introduces another story that is both relatable and empowering for young viewers, namely that of a child who grows up in an abusive home with parents who gaslight her and who manages overcome her abusive upbringing to become something greater. Justine Danzer, who created some of the earliest designs of She-Ra for Mattel, is an abuse survivor herself and has said that She-Ra was always intended to be someone who overcomes an abusive background.

Because She-Ra’s story is so powerful, it has been retold several times. The best known is probably the 2018 Netflix series She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. The 2018 cartoon took several liberties in reinterpreting the characters and their world – most of which do have their roots in throwaway moments in the Filmation cartoon – but  stuck to the basic story of Adora, a Horde soldier since childhood, overcoming her conditioning to join the rebellion, find true friends and true love and become the heroine she was always meant to be. 

The biggest change is – no, not Adora’s sexual orientation – but the absence of He-Man. Because due to the problematic gender policies of Mattel in the 1980s, He-Man and She-Ra are considered two separate properties. Mattel fully owns the rights to He-Man, but the She-Ra rights were partially owned by co-creators Filmation. Now, several mergers and takeovers later, they are with Universal/Dreamworks. The result is that it is exceedingly difficult for He-Man and She-Ra to appear in each other’s stories and indeed the Eternian twins of power have not been seen together on screen since the 1980s. Masters of the Universe: Revolution, which aired on Netflix last January, did strongly hint at the introduction of She-Ra in its post-credits teaser, but so far no third series has been announced.

And so the only places where He-Man and She-Ra have appeared together are the  various toy lines as well as the mini-comics and the 2012 – 2016 DC Comics run. The DC Comics also feature my favorite reinterpretation of She-Ra’s story. For while the Filmation cartoon depicted Adora as sticking out like a sore thumb among the various monstrous Horde members, in the comics Adora – now renamed Despara – fully believes herself to be the daughter of Hordak and Shadow Weaver and wears a mask of her “father’s” face. When first introduced, Despara is an out and out villainess. She commits war crimes, stabs Teela and slits the throat of her own brother (he gets better). Her road to redemption is a lot more rocky than Adora’s ever was in the cartoon, but the unwavering faith and love of her brother Adam and of Teela eventually turn her life around, making the moment when she finally transforms into She-Ra that much sweeter.

 Both the She-Ra cartoon and toyline were not the huge success that He-Man was, probably because both debuted into a much more crowded market than her twin brother had three years before. But She-Ra remains an icon of female and also queer empowerment to this day. And it all started forty years ago with The Secret of the Sword, when Adora first uttered the immortal line “For the Honour of Grayskull.”   

Pixel Scroll 3/9/25 Scrollopoly: Do Not Stalk Gods, Do Not Collect 200 Zorkmids

(1) LADY GAGA PROMISES NOT TO DO JOKER 3 ON SNL. [Item by Mike Kennedy.] During the opening monologue on last night’s Saturday Night Live, Lady Gaga showed a sense of humor about winning a Razzie Award. “‘SNL’: Lady Gaga Mocks ‘Joker: Folie à Deux’ for Winning Worst Sequel Razzie Award” in The Hollywood Reporter.

Lady Gaga kicked off her Saturday Night Live episode with some jokes about her movie Joker: Folie à Deux.

“Anyway, I’m an actor now,” the Oscar and Grammy winner says during her opening monologue before quipping, “I select films that would showcase my craft as a serious actor, films such as Joker 2. Apparently, people thought it was awesome. Joaquin [Phoenix] and I even got nominated for a Razzie, which is an award for the worst films of the year. So we won worst onscreen duo.”

She continues, “But jokes on them. I love winning things. My Razzie brings me one step closer to an EGORT. It’s like an EGOT, but it’s hurtful.”

Joker: Folie à Deux, the sequel to 2019’s Oscar-winning Joker, was nominated for seven Razzies after bombing at the box office last year. The movie ultimately won the Razzies for worst screen combo of Phoenix and Gaga and worst sequel.

Lady Gaga later adds, “Tonight, I promise to act, to sing and to not do Joker 3.”…

(2) REPURPOSED MINE HOSTS CON. Cora Buhlert attended a retro comic/toy/gaming con in the town of Dorsten in the Ruhrgebiet. The venue was a former coal mine and really cool. She took lots of photos, and wrote a three-part blog post about it.

A closer look at the row of chains in the washing hall of the Fürst Leopold mine. Also note the bench running along the curtain of chains. These benches were now used by exhausted con goers to sit down.

(3) NEUKOM AWARDS TAKING ENTRIES. Play submissions are open for the 2025 Neukom Institute Literary Arts Awards through May 1.

The Neukom Institute for Computational Science at Dartmouth College is accepting play submissions for the 2025 Neukom Institute Literary Arts Awards.

The seventh annual Neukom Award for Playwriting will consider full-length plays and other full-length works for the theater that address the question “What does it mean to be a human in a computerized world?”

Playwrights with either traditional or experimental theater pieces, including multimedia productions, are encouraged to submit works to the award program.

The award comes with a $5,000 honorarium as well as a week-long workshop and public reading produced by Northern Stage (https://northernstage.org/) in early 2026.

Works that have already received a full production are not eligible for the competition.

The deadline for all submissions is May 1, 2025 at 5pm. The award will be announced in the fall of 2025.

(4) WITHOUT EXCEPTION. Steve J. Wright is quite taken with the Starship Troopers motto “Everybody works, everybody fights.” The new US Secretary of Defense sounds like he is, too. But how does it work out in practice? “Marching on Its Stomach”.

…(There is no response from behind the door, but, nearby, a small hatch opens in the deck, and a STOKER‘s head pops out. The STOKER is a small man, dressed in coveralls like the PILOT, but much grimier.)

STOKER: Oi! What’s all the noise about? You stop that or you’ll wake the ship’s cat – besides, the head stoker’s got a hangover, he doesn’t want all this racket.

PILOT: Sorry, I – wait a minute, since when do starships have stokers?

STOKER: Since Rebel Moon: The Scargiver, that’s since when.

PILOT: … Whatever. Look, I’ve got a delivery here for the MI, and I can’t get a peep out of them. Called them on the radio, tried the intercom, nothing.

STOKER: The Mobile Infantry? Well, you’re out of luck there, mate, you’ll have to wait. They’re out.

PILOT: What do you mean, they’re out?

STOKER: Call to action, innit? Soon as they get that, they get into their little capsules and off they pop, down to the planet, kicking some E.T. arse….

(5) TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT. Victoria Strauss asks, “Are Writers Uniquely Vulnerable to Scams?” at Writer Beware.

This is a question that sometimes comes up when I do interviews. Writer Beware has been in operation for more than 25 years, yet it’s still so busy. There seem to be so many scams that target authors. Are writers somehow more vulnerable to fraud than other creatives?

In my opinion, no.

Writing scams aren’t unique. There are similar frauds in every creative industry. Headshot scams for models. Talent agency scams for actors. Representation scams for illustrators. Pay-to-play venues for musicians and artists. They may not be as numerous as writing scams, but they are widespread, and they use the same tricks and techniques to lure and ensnare victims.

Why are there so many writing scams, then?

Because (again in my opinion) there are so many writers.

Other creative pursuits have boundaries and requirements that create bars to entry. Musicians need training, not to mention instruments. Actors and singers may have limited venues in which to practice their craft: there isn’t a casting call around every corner. Painters and sculptors need often-costly materials. Models must conform to various standards of physical appearance–much broader these days than in the past, but still restrictive.

But writing: writing is just words. Everyone has those. If you can speak, you can write, and all you need to follow your impulse is an idea and a computer, or pen and paper if you prefer….

(6) NO PRESSURE. [Item by Steven French.] A nice idea! “Silence please: how book clubs without the chat help focus the mind” in the Guardian.

It’s commuter hour on a late-summer morning and the sun is still stretching through the leafy canopy of Melbourne’s Queen Victoria Gardens. In the cool, concrete sanctuary of MPavilion – the city’s annual architecture installation/event space/public shelter – a small group of people sit reading. Some recline on beanbags, some perch on stools; others lean against the fluted concrete wall, breeze running through their hair. For close to an hour, nobody speaks; they just read.

This is Silent Book Club, where there is no required book list, no entry fee, no organised discussion. Just reading, quietly, in company.

Billed as “book clubs for introverts”, Silent Book Club was started in 2012 when a couple of friends in San Francisco felt traditional book clubs involved too much pressure – to read a particular book in a certain amount of time, to “have something smart to say” – so they started their own kind of club, where neither was required. Silent book clubs have become global since then, with chapters opening on every continent….

(7) MEMORY LANE.

[Written by Cat Eldridge.]

The Return of Captain Nemo series (1978)

Forty-seven years ago this weekend, The Return of Captain Nemo aired on CBS. It was, need I say, based quite loosely off Jules Verne’s Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea. The three-part series was one hundred eighty minutes long; a very much truncated theatrical version was released overseas, The Amazing Captain Nemo, running only one hundred two minutes.

 Now the series was originally planned as run four sixty-minute episodes but CBS changed its mind and at the last moment told Allen that it’d be three instead. 

It was written by a lot of screenwriters which included Robert Bloch.  Robert Bloch and his fellow writers fleshed out producer Irwin Allen’s premise that after a century of being in suspended animation, Nemo is revived in modern times for new adventures. 

It was intended as the pilot for a new series which didn’t happen obviously, another project by Irwin Allen widely considered as an attempt to follow-up on the success of his Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea series. A series didn’t happen. It was his last attempt to produce a series. 

It had a very large cast but, in my opinion, the only performer that you need to know about is José Ferrer as Captain Nemo. He made a rather magnificent if very, very hammy one. Of course, a few years later he’d get to chew on scenery again in Dune where plays Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV. And oh, did he chew it up there as well. I still like that film not matter how bad it really is, or is it? 

Nemo was aired over three nights with Bloch writing the final script of the finale. That episode which initially co-written with Larry Alexander is titled “Atlantis Dead Ahead”.

Later the miniseries would get condensed as I noted previously, rather choppily as reviewers criticized, into a film called The Return of Captain Nemo which generated one of the best review comments: “Best line in the film was when Hallick says Captain Nemo was a figure of fiction, and Ferrer says that Jules Verne was a biographer as well as a science fiction writer. From there get set for some ham a la mode.”

So, let’s let IGN have the final word: “If one comes to an Irwin Allen-produced adventure seeking a thoughtful, challenging film, they’ve come to wrong place.” 

Need I say that is still under copyright by Paramount, so any copies at YouTube and elsewhere are illegally there and therefore links to them will be immediately assigned to the deepest ocean? 

It is not, as near as I can tell, streaming anywhere. 

(8) COMICS SECTION.

(9) A RECENT MONGOLIAN TRANSLATION. [Item by Mikael Thompson.] You should be pleased by this: a recent Mongolian translation of Ray Bradbury’s Machineries of Joy. Here’s the cover and the table of contents.

(10) FREE AUDIO STORIES. Listen to George Clayton Johnson read his stories “The Hornet” and “Your Three Minutes Are Up” at the Lott W. Brantley III and Associates Motion Picture Literary Management website.

(11) POP PARODY. From eight years ago, but it might be news to you: “Jedi Jedi (Louie Louie parody)”.

(12) VIDEOS OF THE DAY. “Brian Keene’s Secret Histories: Running With the Devil”.

In this series, I’ve been going through my books in chronological order, and talking about their origins — where I got the idea, how it was written, what was going on in my life at the time, how the public responded to the book, what positive or negative impact it had on my career (if any), and other factors. This week, I focus on IN DELIRIUM and RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL.

[Thanks to Kathy Sullivan, Teddy Harvia, Mike Kennedy, JJ, Mikael Thompson, Daniel Dern, Andrew Porter, John King Tarpinian, Chris Barkley, Cat Eldridge, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, Mark Roth-Whitworth, and Steven French for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Daniel Dern.]

Pixel Scroll 3/8/25 Under A Spreading Integral Tree, The Village Pixel Scrolls

(1) LIVING WITH REVIEWS. Here is Kirk McElhearn’s advice to writers about “How to Handle Online Book Reviews Without Losing Your Mind” at Literature & Latte.

If you’ve published a book, you’ll get reviews online from readers. Some may be positive and others negative. Here’s how to approach online book reviews with a healthy mindset.

Don’t get involved

For many years, Amazon allowed customers to comment on reviews; Goodreads allows this. Don’t post comments on negative reviews; this can escalate conflicts and potentially harm your reputation. There have been some cases where authors did this, leading to hostility, review bombing, and social media backlash.

Over-attention to online reviews can be bad for an author’s mental health. Some authors see negative reviews as a sign of failure, but not everyone will like your book. Some will love it and others will hate it. Focus on the good reviews and ignore the bad ones. Many authors avoid looking at reviews altogether; this is hard, because we are curious, and we seek approval, but you could ask a friend or colleague to look at reviews for you and filter the bad from the good.

Getting feedback from reviews

As a writer, you already know that giving and receiving feedback is delicate. Most negative reviews are hostile, but you can learn from the ones in the middle, the three-star and four-star reviews. Some of these reviews can give you insights into how readers perceive your characters, dialog, world-building, or plot, and they can help you find your weaknesses and improve them for your next book.

You’ll find that most people who aren’t writing the most negative reviews do have useful things to say. They took the time to write about your book because they enjoyed it and wanted to share their thoughts with other readers. These are readers who are likely to buy your next book, so learn from their comments….

(2) STEPHEN HICKMAN ONLINE EXHIBIT. [Item by Steven H Silver.] There is a Stephen Hickman on-line exhibit running through the end of the month at Ix Gallery: “Endymion II: More Selections from the Stephen Hickman Estate”.

STEPHEN HICKMAN (1949 – 2021) illustrated science fiction and fantasy for five decades. Among other publications, his work appeared in fourteen of the nineteen SPECTRUM annuals. Two books of his work are available: The Fantasy Art of Stephen Hickman; and Empyrean, The Art of Stephen Hickman. Two sculptures of H. P. Lovecraft subjects have been issued – the first by Bowen Designs and the second direct via Kickstarter. Major exhibitions include: New Britain Museum of Art New Britain Conn. 1978; Society of Illustrators show 1987 NYC; Delaware Art Museum shows, 1986 & 88 in Newark DE; Art Space Raleigh NC 1990; Canton Museum of Art Canton OH 1991; Olympia and York 1991 & 1992 NYC; Orlando Science Center Orlando FLA 1991; Smithsonian Air and Space 2009; At The Edge: Art of the Fantastic, Allentown PA 2012. Major awards include: Hugo Award [for the Space Fantasy Stamp Museum Wash DC 1992; SPECTRUM shows Society of Illustrators NYC 2005 & Booklet US Postal Service] 1993; seven Chesley Awards [one for Artistic Excellence]; Two SPECTRUM Gold Awards. Hickman’s work has earned him critical acclaim, including a World Science Fiction Convention’s Hugo Award and six Chesley Awards from the Association of Science Fiction and Fantasy Artists.

(3) PERRY RHODAN ORIGINS. Cora Buhlert follows Rachel Cordasco’s history of Perry Rhodan with her insights into German fans’ experience of the series in “Fantastic Fiction: Perry Rhodan – (West) Germany’s Space Hero” at the Seattle Worldcon 2025 blog.

Science fiction has many long-running science fiction series. However, there is no series longer running than Perry Rhodan, which as of this writing has racked up a staggering 3,312 volumes since 1961….

…You can’t write about Perry Rhodan without also discussing the German Romanheft. Romanhefte (literally “novel magazines,” the plural form of Romanheft) are A5-sized fiction magazines printed on woodpulp paper with a glossy cover. Every 64-page issue contains a single short novel, a novella. Sometimes they’re serialized; sometimes they’re standalone stories….

…The first issue, “Mission Stardust,” hit West German newsstands on September 8, 1961. Set in the not too far-off future of 1971, it featured a world on the brink of nuclear war, divided among two superpowers, a western and an eastern bloc. It was a world readers in 1961 recognised only too well. The Berlin Wall had been built barely a month earlier, the specter of nuclear war was ever-present, and West Germans knew they would likely be on the frontlines….

(4) NEW EDGE SWORD & SORCERY. There’s one week left in New Edge Sword & Sorcery’s campaign to crowdfund its next three issues at Backerkit. These will be issues (#5, #6, and #7. Cora Buhlert will have a non-fiction piece in issue 7.

(5) WHY IT SOUNDS FAMILIAR. “Rhode Islanders rally for the Freedom to Read and against book bans at State House event” — Steve Ahlquist extensively quotes those who spoke.

…I want to center the views of two Rhode Island High School students, Sila Yang and Oscar Kunk, student organizers with ARISE (Alliance of Rhode Island Southeast Asians for Education).

Sila Yang:

I am currently a senior at Pilgrim High School. I remember, back in my sophomore year, I had to read a book called Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, a novel that takes place in a dystopian future where books are outlawed and burned to ashes by firemen. The story’s themes explore the effects of censorship and conformity, and individuals’ struggle with self-identity and a desire for knowledge. However, the government brainwashes its citizens with the media, preventing them from learning and being open-minded. And when I looked at Trump’s Administration, I asked myself, “Where have I seen this all before?”

Censorship is a global issue. Even the freest of countries are unsafe by it. Despite being called the land of the free, we are threatened with censorship. According to the National Coalition Against Censorship, censorship prevents people from spreading ideas, opinions, and important messages. In the year 2025, the Trump Administration threatens to ban people relating to LGBTQ issues, racial history, and injustice. Not only does censorship affect writers and librarians, but it threatens the education of many students and silences marginalized communities, including myself as a Hmong American student.

I understand what it is like being hidden in the dark. The Vietnam War, let alone the Secret War of Laos, is rarely discussed, if ever, in our history classes. To have other history banned, including LGBTQ history and Black history – to have any history censored is a disgrace to history itself….

(6) DANGEROUS ISLAND. The Guardian’s Keith Stuart reviews “Atomfall, the survival game that draws from classic British sci-fi”.

The year is 1962 and you’ve just woken up in the shadow of the Windscale (now Sellafield) nuclear power station in Cumbria, five years after its catastrophic meltdown. Trapped in the sizeable quarantine zone surrounding the accident site, you must stay alive long enough to figure out how to escape – a task made rather more challenging by the presence of aggressive cultists, irradiated monsters and highly territorial terror bees. Imagine Stalker, but set in northern England, and you’re edging towards what Oxford-based developer Rebellion has in store.

Fallout may seem like another obvious inspiration for this irradiated game world, but after playing a two-hour demo, it’s clear the game draws more from classic British sci-fi. Here you are, stuck in the picturesque Lake District, with its lush woodlands, gurgling rivers and dry-stone walls. But all around you are the burned-out remains of 1960s cars and tanks, abandoned farm buildings and odd sounds and symbols that suggest something extremely sinister is happening. The development team have mentioned Dr Who, The Wicker Man the novels of John Wyndham as key inspirations, and you can see it in the grubby dislocated scene all around you. Approach a phone box and pick up the ringing handset, and you may hear a disembodied voice warning you about an apparently friendly character you met up the road. Stray into a cave and a ghost-like monster comes at you, infecting you with a paranoid mind virus. This is very much the stuff of Quatermass and Jon Pertwee-era Who….

(7) LAST OF US RETURNS. On HBO beginning April 2: “The Last of Us Season 2 Trailer: Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey”. Variety describes one of the trailer’s scenes:

…“This is where we live,” Joel says to Benjamin, pointing at a map. “And what’s that?” “The fence,” Benjamin replies. “What’s inside?” Joel asks, and Benjamin replies, “People,” as shots play of Joel and Ellie playing guitar and Ellie dancing with her new friend Dina (Isabella Merced). Finally, Joel asks, “What’s outside?” and his nephew says, “Monsters,” over shots of someone wielding a scythe, W.L.F. (Washington Liberation Front) tanks and soldiers, new antagonist Abby (Kaitlyn Dever) trudging through snow, and yes, monsters. Several rows of them sprint towards the fence outside of the Jackson settlement and are kept at bay by fiery explosions before Tommy is shown fearfully firing a large gun….

(8) TODAY’S BIRTHDAY.

[Written by Cat Eldridge.]

March 8, 1921Alan Hale Jr. (Died 1990.)

Let’s talk about Alan Hale Jr.

His father, Alan Hale Sr., played Little John in Robin Hood a century ago with Douglas Fairbanks and Wallace Beery, reprised the role in The Adventures of Robin Hood with Errol Flynn and Basil Rathbone, then played him once more in The Rogues of Sherwood Forest. We agreed that Robin Hood is genre, didn’t we? 

Alan Hale Jr.’s best-known role is Captain Jonas Grumby — referred to by name only in the Gilligan’s Island pilot, thereafter as The Skipper. We’ve also agreed that series is genre. He’s owner and captain of the S.S. Minnow which ends up in the genre-based lost island setting with its passengers and sole crew member.

Counting the pilot, it ran for ninety-nine episodes over three seasons starting sixty-one years ago. There would later be three television films in the late Seventies and early Eighties in color. I don’t remember any of them, do any of you remember them? 

There are two Filmation-produced animated sequel series which I’ve mercifully never seen as I’m really not keen of animated series made off live series and yes that includes the Star Trek one. They were The New Adventures of Gilligan and Gilligan’s Planet, both short lived. Hale Jr. voiced his character.

Genre appearances included The Wild Wild West where he shows up in “The Night of The Sabatini West” as department chemist/agent Brown. We also have here Jim Backus as funeral director Swanson. A Gilligan’s Island in-joke is of Brown remarking he is going on vacation on a desert island!

There’s also My Favorite Martin, Fantasy IslandALF for television series, whereas films were The Giant Spider InvasionThe Fifth Musketeer, and well, and I didn’t see anything else but if I missed anything I’m sure I’ll hear about it. 

Alan Hale Jr.

(9) COMICS SECTION.

(10) SMEARED CAMPAIGN. Futurism says, “Netflix Is Using AI to Upscale a 1980s Sitcom and the Results Are Borderline Horrific”.

From the very first frames, you can tell there’s something off about Netflix’s version of “A Different World,” a “Cosby Show” spin-off that aired on NBC from 1987 to 1993.

As spotted by developer and blogger Scott Hanselman, the streamer — or whatever rightsholder licensed the show to it — seriously bungled its efforts to upscale the decades-old footage, which was originally shot on film and made available on DVD since then.

The show was added earlier this month and is currently listed as being “HD.” But onscreen artifacts quickly make it clear that an algorithm is being used to increase the sharpness of pixelated frames, with sometimes comically awful results.

The intro credits already raise alarm bells, with mangled hands, misaligned facial features, bungled logos, and overall smeary lines that don’t meet up….

… Did we really need a smeared reimaging of a beloved 90s sitcom? “A Different World” is now besmirched by its association with Bill Cosby, but it was culturally important when it came out, confronting social issues like the HIV crisis in a mainstream way. It’s clearly important enough to put on Netflix; why isn’t it important enough to present viewers with a good viewing experience?…

… Text gets jumbled badly “because the AI can’t read,” Hanselman explained. “Rather than guessing the phrase or guessing the words, [the AI] just upscales that. It looks like hieroglyphics.”

“The problem is AI upscaling image technology isn’t quite there yet,” he concluded. “So what you end up with is an uncanny valley.”…

(11) IT’S NEAR BEYOND THE MOON, I KNOW BEYOND A DOUBT. “My heart will lead me there soon.” “Asteroid Mining Startup Loses Its Spacecraft Somewhere Beyond the Moon” reports Gizmodo.

A privately built spacecraft is tumbling aimlessly in deep space, with little hope of being able to contact its home planet. Odin is around 270,000 miles (434,522 kilometers) away from Earth, on a silent journey that’s going nowhere fast.

California-based startup AstroForge launched its Odin spacecraft on February 26 on a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket. The probe was headed toward a small asteroid to scan it for valuable metals, in service of the company’s ambitious goal of mining asteroids for profit. AstroForge was also hoping to become the first company to launch a commercial mission to deep space with its in-house spacecraft, a dream that fell apart shortly after launch.

After Odin separated from the rocket, the company’s primary ground station in Australia suffered major technical issues due to a power amplifier breaking, delaying AstroForge’s first planned attempt to contact the spacecraft, the company revealed in an update on Thursday. The mission went downhill from there, as several attempts to communicate with Odin failed and the spacecraft’s whereabouts were unknown. “I think we all know the hope is fading as we continue the mission,” AstroForge founder Matt Gialich said in a video update shared on X…

(12) SMALL BANG THEORY. Smithsonian Magazine tells readers “Oldest Known Impact Crater Discovered in Australia”.

Researchers have discovered the oldest meteorite impact crater known to science in Western Australia’s Pilbara region. The feature is more than one billion years older than the previous first-place contender, and could hold important implications for understanding the origin of life on our planet. The discovery is detailed in a study published Thursday in Nature Communications.

“Before our discovery, the oldest impact crater was 2.2 billion years old, so this is by far the oldest known crater ever found on Earth,” Curtin University’s Tim Johnson, a geologist and co-author of the study, says in a statement. The team dated the crater to 3.5 billion years ago.

Curiously, the discovery of the world’s oldest meteorite impact crater actually began with a question about Earth: how did the first continents—our planet’s oldest rocks—form more than three billion years ago? While many theories involve geological processes powered by heat from Earth’s core, Johnson and his colleagues have previously argued that the formation of Pilbara would have required extraterrestrial energy.

They suggest that large meteorite collisions could have caused Earth’s mantle to form “blobs” of volcanic material that over time became continental crust. To make a compelling case, however, they had to find evidence of a meteor impact that corresponded with that timeline—which is exactly what they did.

“The crater was exactly where we had hoped it would be,” Johnson and some of his co-authors wrote in an article in the Conversation. But the team didn’t find a giant crater basin—after all, 3.5 billion years is plenty of time for erosion to do its thing. Instead, they found the next best option: a rock formation known as shatter cones, in an area of the Pilbara region called the North Pole Dome.

“They’re these beautiful, delicate little structures that look a little bit like an inverted badminton shuttle cock with the top knocked off,” Johnson explains to ABC’s Peter de Kruijff. “So, upward facing cones with delicate feathery-like features. The only way you can form those in natural rocks is from a large meteorite impact.”…

(13) IS MARS HELL? [Item by Mark Roth-Whitworth.] ScienceAlert finds “Curiosity Cracked Open a Rock on Mars And Discovered a Big Surprise”.

A rock on Mars spilled a surprising yellow treasure after Curiosity accidentally cracked through its unremarkable exterior.

When the rover rolled its 899-kilogram (1,982-pound) body over the rock in May last year, the rock broke open, revealing yellow crystals of elemental sulfur: brimstone.

Although sulfates are fairly common on Mars, this represents the first time sulfur has been found on the red planet in its pure elemental form.

What’s even more exciting is that the Gediz Vallis Channel, where Curiosity found the rock, is littered with rocks that look suspiciously similar to the sulfur rock before it got fortuitously crushed – suggesting that, somehow, elemental sulfur may be abundant there in some places….

(14) COZY CAT TV. NHK World-Japan hosts a series titled A Cat’s-Eye View of Japan. Watch episodes at their website. One is titled, “Ibaraki: Cats in a Surfer’s Paradise”. Is there anything of genre interest here? I don’t know. You’d better check closely….

A cat hangs out with her owners, a family of surfers who run a beach café. This cool cat gets along with her family’s dog, too! Next, we meet a shy cat at a surfboard and skateboard shop.

(15) VIDEO OF THE DAY. Open Culture reminds us where we can “Watch the Sci-Fi Short Film “I’m Not a Robot”: Winner of a 2025 Academy Award”.

Victoria Warmerdam, the writer and director of the short film, “I’m Not a Robot,” summarizes the plot of her 22-minute film as follows: The film “tells the story of Lara, a music producer who spirals into an existential crisis after repeatedly failing a CAPTCHA test—leading her to question whether she might actually be a robot. Through a dark comedic lens, [the film] explores themes of identity, self-determination, love, and technology in a world where the line between humanity and artificial intelligence is becoming increasingly blurred.”…

[Thanks to Steven French, Kathy Sullivan, Teddy Harvia, N., Steven H Silver, Mike Kennedy, Andrew Porter, John King Tarpinian, Chris Barkley, Cat Eldridge, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, and Mark Roth-Whitworth for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Bill. With an assist from OGH.]

Pixel Scroll 2/13/25 And Singin’, “This’ll Be The Day That I File, This’ll Be The Day That I File”

(1) HOW BLACK HORROR BEGAN. Linda D. Addison goes back to the beginning in “Genesis – The First Black Horror Writers/Storytellers” at the Horror Writers Association blog.

Who were the first Black horror writers in a country that made enslaved Africans’ everyday life horrific? How did stories develop and what were their themes?

I wanted to write this because of my own curiosity. I didn’t know where this was going to lead me but the more I dug the more I found. The yellow brick road of discovery took me away from the land of published authors to places unexpected….

… Storytelling is the cornerstone of many cultures. For African and African-American communities it’s a way of communicating history, passing on lessons, and entertaining. Most of this storytelling was done in oral folktales by those surviving the nightmare of slave ships and a ‘New World’ that forbids their traditional practice.

The folk tales from Africa were modified to be acceptable in a country where anything that sounded aggressive or like strength from slaves could result in torture or death. The first recorded Black folktales I found were from the late nineteenth century. There are a number of stories with animals where one plays the part of the trickster, but I was looking for monsters, demons, etc.

“Every Tongue Got to Confess: Negro Folk-tales from the Gulf States”, Black folklore collected by Zora Neale Hurston in the late 1920s documented almost 500 folktales from 122 Black workers, farmers, and artisans by traveling to places like Alabama, Florida, and New Orleans. Besides themes of religion, family, and other social concepts I also found two sections named: “Devil Tales” and “Witch and Hant Tales” (Hant means “haunt” or “ghost”)….

(2) OCTOTHORPE. In episode 128 of the Octothorpe podcast, “A Minidisc Player Will Do You No Good”,

We report on the BSFA’s policy on reviewing, with a comment from BSFA Chair, Allen Stroud. Then, we tell you all what John’s doing for Reconnect (the 2025 Eastercon), discuss Iridescence (a bid for the 2026 Eastercon), talk BSFA Awards (presented at Eastercon) and Liz reads a book (which you could read at Eastercon).

In the podcast one of the Octothorpe crew says they’d been hearing “probably gossip” to the effect that the BSFA have been rejecting incoming reviews —

…so we were alerted last week to a blog comment from a reviewer who reviews for the BSFA Reviews, Steven French, and they say “ all the reviews I wrote for BSFA Reviews, the reviews journal of the British Science Fiction Association, have been discarded by the new editor because the BSFA is going for charitable status and so reviews of books that the reviewer is not happy with or did not understand (?) are not acceptable” which is interesting because I think we’d heard the same rumors from a couple of other sources that the new incoming bsfa reviews editor was not publishing reviews that were a bit negative or possibly a book they didn’t understand and was trying to go for a much more positive tone….

They reached out to BSFA chair Allen Stroud who told them —

  • This is a simple misunderstanding on the part of the Reviews Editor in relation to BSFA oversight of its publications.
  • Editorial policy of BSFA publications is usually determined by the editors.
  • There is no connection between BSFA Review Editorial policy and the BSFA’s transition to being a charity. This transition has not been confirmed and will need to be confirmed (or rejected) as a motion at the forthcoming EGM on February 23rd.
  • The BSFA’s constitution is to promote science fiction and science fiction criticism. There is no priority to favour either over the other.
  • We will be working with the reviews editor in order to produce a clearer set of guidelines.

(3) SCL AWARDS. The Wild Robot won Outstanding Original Score for a Studio Film at the Society of Composers and Lyricists Award presentation on February 12. Here are the other “SCL Awards 2025 Winners” of genre interest.

OUTSTANDING ORIGINAL SCORE FOR A STUDIO FILM
Kris Bowers, The Wild Robot (DreamWorks Animation)

OUTSTANDING ORIGINAL SCORE FOR INTERACTIVE MEDIA
Winifred Phillips, Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord (Digital Eclipse)

DAVID RAKSIN AWARD FOR EMERGING TALENT
Andrea Datzman, Inside Out 2 (Disney/Pixar Animation Studios)

…Special honorees tonight were composer Harry Gregson-Williams and legendary director Ridley Scott, who shared the 2025 Spirit of Collaboration Award, having made seven films together. Five-time Emmy winner Jeff Beal received the Jury Award for his score for the 1920 silent film The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, which he premiered and was performed live-to-picture at Carnegie Hall in June….

(4) TAKING UMFRAGE. Cora Buhlert was on German TV: “Cora’s TV Adventure”. Watch the video here: “Umfrage: Große Mehrheit fordert stärkere Aufarbeitung der Corona-Pandemie”.

…I got a call from a journalist from the NDR asking if I wanted to participate in a TV interview about the topic of their latest survey – “Were the covid measures too strict and do we need some kind of political post-mortem?” I considered for a moment – it is a sensitive topic, after all, and there’s a chance of pissing off people – and then said yes….

Some of Cora’s Masters of the Universe figures got on TV, too.

…In the end, the TV team decided that they preferred the dining room/hall and asked me to set up the laptop. The camera operator also asked if we could put some of my Masters of the Universe figures onto the dining table.

I said, “Of course. There actually were some figures on the table until yesterday, but I moved them away. Do you want any specific figures or should I just pick something?”

“Could we have these ladies?” the camera operator asked and pointed at three different Teela figures.

So I took the three Teelas and when they turned out to have problems keeping their footing on my quilted tablerunner, I also grabbed Battle Cat to hold them upright.

“Could we also have the King?” the camera operator asked, so I grabbed King Randor and positioned him opposite the three Teelas….

(5) A THURB BLURB. BGrandrath says, “I know a running gag when I see one. I thought this would fit the theme, and remember: you started it.” And he sent along an item title that mashes up two of the Scroll’s recent story lines. Here are more clues to the reference for those of you playing along at home. [Click for larger images.]

(6) ATWOOD’S LEGERDEMAIN. “The Backlist: Reading Margaret Atwood’s ‘The Blind Assassin’, with Ashley Winstead” by Polly Stewart at CrimeReads.

Margaret Atwood’s The Blind Assassin opens with one of the best first sentences I’ve ever read: “Ten days after the war ended, my sister Laura drove a car off a bridge.” Though the novel isn’t structured as a conventional mystery, there’s mystery inherent in that first sentence, and it only grows as the reader learns more about the narrator, Iris Chase, her sister Laura, and Alex Thomas, the man they both love. The novel spans genres, decades, and galaxies, weaving together elements that a lesser writer would never think to put together….

Ashley Winstead explains why the book is enthralling.

… One time the writer Deborah Eisenberg came to talk to us, and she was talking about braided narrative structure, where disparate parts of the story come together in a way you can’t predict. In The Blind Assassin, you’ll have one chapter with newspaper articles from the 1930’s, and in the next a story of two people having an affair, and in the next the science fiction story that one of them is writing, and in the next Iris as an old woman in her eighties reflecting on her life. Atwood puts all these pieces together and allows the reader to make the connections and associations between them. I just fell in love with that form of writing, and I thought of The Blind Assassin as the ultimate version of that kind of narrative.…

(7) BONUS BIRTHDAY.

[Written by Paul Weimer.]

February 12, 1929Donald Kingsbury, 96. 

By Paul Weimer. The first ever winner of the Compton Crook Award Donald Kingsbury has sat in a position of appreciating and boosting science fiction for decades. The inaugural Compton Crook Award-winning book was Courtship Rite, which I read back in the 80’s and was my first introduction to his work.  It’s a throw-into-the-deep-end space colony novel that impressed for me just how much Kingsbury likes to play the harsh main beats of science fiction. It’s not a 101 Science Fiction work, since the protocols of the book mean that you really want to feel and known the ebb and flow of how science fiction novels work before ever tackling it. 

Donald Kingsbury

There has been a long promised but never materialized sequel that has been in the works for decades. I’d read it…but I’d want to re-read the original first if it was released but…hold that thought for a moment.

Psychohistorical Crisis, however, is his most audacious and outstanding work. It started off as a novella (Historical Crisis) in the collection Far Futures, which I happened to recently re-read in an audio edition. Psychohistorical Crisis is a full-on expansion of that novella. The best way I can describe it, however cheekily, is that it is a full-on fanfic novel of Isaac Asimov’s Foundation, set sometime after the Galactic Empire has risen again. The numbers that make it not an Asimov novel and instead set in a different ‘verse are rubbed off very gently. There is nothing in the novel that contradicts or contraindicates that it is in Asimov’s ‘verse. Even the names of the characters in the novel (e.g. Eron Osa) sound Asimovian. If you ever wondered what a Second Empire Asimov story could look like, Psychohistorical Crisis has got you covered.  Like Courtship Rite, it dumps you in the deep end but the swim is so worth it.

But there is one complaint I have. I’ve recommended two wonderful novels of his, and I am sure that readers in this space might want to try his work, if they haven’t.  But…his work is resolutely out of print. No ebook editions. Only that audio book of Far Futures with his novella. Getting a hold of his work requires work to get used editions.  And that is a damn shame. I can’t even remember if I have my copy of Psychohistorical Crisis

But again, not a 101 SF writer, maybe a 301 writer for when you want something uncompromising and dunked into the deep end. That’s Kingsbury’s work to me. 

(8) COMICS SECTION.

(9) ANTICIPATION IS MAKING ME PRATE. [Item by Steven French.] Here’s the latest column from Keza Macdonald, the Guardian’s gaming correspondent: “Top of the flops: just what does the games industry deem ‘success’ any more?”

Back in 2013, having bought the series from Eidos, Square Enix released a reboot of the hit 1990s action game Tomb Raider starring a significantly less objectified Lara Croft. I loved that game, despite a quasi-assault scene near the beginning that I would later come to view as a bit icky, and I wasn’t the only one – it was extremely well received, selling 3.4m copies in its first month alone. Then Square Enix came out and called it a disappointment.

Sales did not meet the publisher’s expectations, apparently, which raises the question: what were the expectations? Was it supposed to sell 5m in one month? If a book sells 10,000 copies in a week it’s considered a bestseller. Even at the height of its popularity in the 90s, no Tomb Raider game ever sold more than a few million. Square Enix’s expectations were clearly unrealistic. It wouldn’t be the last time; in a 2016 interview with Hajime Tabata, Final Fantasy XV’s director, he told me that game needed to sell 10m to succeed.

Last week in an earnings call, EA’s executives had to explain a shortfall in profits. It was driven mostly by EA FC, the ubiquitous football series whose revenue was down on the previous year, but CEO Andrew Wilson also singled out the long-awaited RPG Dragon Age: The Veilguard, which came out last October. “Dragon Age had a high-quality launch and was well reviewed by critics and those who played. However, it did not resonate with a broad enough audience in this highly competitive market,” he said.

Dragon Age has “reached 1.5 million players” in the months since launch, which presumably includes people paying via subscription services as well as direct sales. If 3.4m was a disappointment for Square Enix in 2013, you can only imagine that 1.5m was a disaster for EA in 2024, when games cost multiples more to make….

(10) ICONIC RESTAURANT. Ray Bradbury (not named in the article) is another writer who frequented Musso & Frank’s in Hollywood. “Calif.’s coolest restaurant turns 106. The martinis are cold as ever” at SFGate. Fictional cop Harry Bosch has been there, too.

“You’re sitting at Jack Nicholson’s table,” my server, dressed in a sharp red jacket, told me on a recent visit to legendary Los Angeles restaurant The Musso & Frank Grill in Hollywood. According to the server, Nicholson favored the curved round booth at the back of the restaurant’s main dining room for its proximity to the back exit, making it easy to duck in and out unnoticed….

…“Last year, 145,000 customers came through the restaurant,” fourth-generation owner and Musso & Frank Chief Financial Officer Mark Echeverria tells SFGATE. “We have 210 seats, so if you drill down, that’s 460 customers a day, or over two full turns of the restaurant every night we’re open for dinner.”

That means that, all these years later, diners are still sliding into those wide red leather booths, sidling up to the bustling grill (the restaurant’s centerpiece) and grabbing ice-cold martinis at the back mahogany bar….

…In the 1930s, Carissimi and Mosso opened the exclusive Back Room, which became a favorite for celebrities and literary luminaries of the day. Orson Welles reportedly wrote “Citizen Kane” at a booth; John Steinbeck, T.S. Eliot, William Faulkner and Fitzgerald were some of the many other famous writers who considered the Back Room a second home….

(11) LEST DARKNESS FALL. SYFY Wire takes readers to “The Wildest Real-Life Twilight Zones in the Real World”.

…As sunlight hits the ocean’s surface it scatters, gets absorbed, or reflected back into space. As a result, the waters of the world get pretty dark pretty fast, and scientists often separate the seas into distinct layers based on how much light they receive.

At the ocean surface you’ll find the sunlight (euphotic) zone, where light is strong enough for photosynthesis. This layer extends to about 200 meters deep, where you’ll find the beginning of the twilight (dysphotic) zone. Here, sunlight decreases rapidly with depth. There’s not enough light for photosynthesis, but there is enough for some critters to live and see by.

The ocean’s twilight zone extends to a depth of 1,000 meters before transitioning to the aphotic zone which is itself broken into three layers. You’ll first encounter the midnight (bathypelagic) zone from 1,000 to 4,000 meters, the abyss (abyssopelagic) zone from 4,000 to 6,000 meters, and the hadal (hadopelagic) zone at 6,000+ meters…

(12) ZAPPED BY THE UNIVERSE. [Item by SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie.] This week’s Nature cover story is “Cosmic Catcher”.

The cover shows a light sensor from the Kilometre Cube Neutrino Telescope (KM3NeT) at sunset above the Mediterranean Sea. This is one of thousands of sensors that are currently being assembled into enormous 3D grids in the abysses off the coast of Sicily in Italy and Provence in France. KM3NeT detects high-energy neutrinos, elementary particles that can be created by powerful events in the Universe. The neutrinos are spotted as a faint flash of light generated when the products of a neutrino interaction with water molecules pass through these detectors. In this week’s issue, the KM3NeT team presents the observation of the highest-energy cosmic neutrino ever detected. The telescope in Sicily caught a signal from a muon that had an energy of around 120 petaelectronvolts, which is most likely to have come from a neutrino of around 220 petaelectronvolts. The highest energy neutrino detected before this was 30 times less energetic. The exceptionally high energy, together with the almost horizontal direction of travel, implies that the neutrino is extraterrestrial. Its probable origin is beyond the Milky Way.

[Thanks to John King Tarpinian, Chris Barkley, Cat Eldridge, BGrandrath, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, Steven French, Kathy Sullivan, Teddy Harvia, Mike Kennedy, and Andrew Porter for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Soon Lee.]

Pixel Scroll 2/1/25 Cleanup On Isle of the Dead Five

(1) BSFA AWARDS LONGLIST. The British Science Fiction Association today put out the longlist for the BSFA Awards (see “Second Round of 2024 BSFA Awards Nominations Begins”.)

Chris M. Barkley and Jason Sanford’s “The 2023 Hugo Awards: A Report on Censorship and Exclusion” is a nominee in the Best Short Non-Fiction category.

(2) CLARKEWORLD’S BEST. Neil Clarke has released “Clarkesworld 2024 Reader’s Poll Finalists”. The public has until February 15 to vote on the winners at Surveymonkey.

(3) LOCUS RECOMMENDED READING LIST. The 2024 Locus Recommended Reading List has been posted by Locus Online.

Voting has opened in the Locus Awards Poll. The deadline to vote is April 15.

(4) JET CRASH IN NORTHEAST PHILADELPHIA LAST EVENING. [Item by Steve Vertlieb.] CNN: “Medevac jet crashes in northeast Philadelphia neighborhood”.

Northeast Airport lies on Grant Avenue in Philadelphia. I live on Grant Avenue, some five minutes from the site of the departure of a Lear Jet medical transport plane that took off at a few minutes past six last evening with a little girl being transported home following life-saving surgery.

I was enroute to my girlfriend Shelly’s home to go out to dinner at Tiffany’s Restaurant on the Boulevard. I had considered taking Roosevelt Boulevard North down to Oxford Circle, as it may have been a faster trip but, at the last second, decided to follow Bustleton Avenue down to Castor, instead.

I arrived at Shelly’s house at a few moments past six. We drove down Levick Street to the boulevard, and turned left into the middle lanes to continue our journey. Within seconds we were dodging police vehicles, fire trucks, and ambulances trying desperately to reach Cottman Avenue and Roosevelt Boulevard amidst screaming sirens where, thirty seconds after takeoff, the Lear Medical Jet had crashed into Cottman Avenue near the boulevard, across from the Roosevelt Mall where I had grown up.

Traffic was being re-routed from virtually every direction, and I found it difficult to keep from being hit by other oncoming busses and trucks while attempting to crossover onto nearby side streets. As I passed Cottman Avenue on the boulevard, I turned to my left and saw flashing lights, emergency vehicles, and bright flames bursting into the rainy night sky.

Had I decided to travel down Roosevelt Boulevard on my way to the Oxford Circle, as I had originally planned, I might have traveled past the outside lanes of Roosevelt Boulevard, at the corner of Cottman Avenue going South, just at the moment of impact of the small jet into the congested community adjoining the fatal crash.

It took us over an hour to finally reach our dinner destination on a trip that normally might have taken fifteen or twenty minutes. We didn’t know just what had occurred mere inches from our travels North on the boulevard until we reached Tiffany’s, and were told by the staff that a plane had fatally crashed into our tightknit community. We were shaken, but glad to be alive.

Our hearts go out to our neighbors in our surrounding community, and to the families of those who perished in this terrible, nightmarish tragedy. May God Rest Their Sweet Souls.

(5) BLACK HISTORY MONTH. Axios begins Black History Month by recounting “What Octavia Butler saw on Feb. 1, 2025, three decades ago”.

Science fiction writer Octavia Butler wrote in her 1993 novel “Parable of the Sower” that Feb. 1, 2025, would be a time of fires, violence, racism, addiction, climate change, social inequality and an authoritarian “President Donner.”

  • That day is today.

The big picture: This Black History Month, which begins this year on a day of Butler’s dystopian vision, Axios will examine what the next 25 years may hold for Black Americans based on the progress in the first quarter of this century.

  • Through her fiction, Butler foresaw U.S. society’s direction and the potential for civil societies to collapse thanks to the weight of economic disparities and climate change — with blueprints for hope.
  • Afrofuturist writers today interpret Butler’s work as metaphorical warnings that appear to be coming true and a call to action….
Octavia Butler

(6) A CITY ON MARS REVIEW. [Item by Kyra.] Published in 2023.

A City On Mars, by Kelly Weinersmith and Zach Weinersmith

Nonfiction/Related

Can you make babies in space? Should corporations govern space settlements? What about space war? Are we headed for a housing crisis on the Moon’s Peaks of Eternal Light—and what happens if you’re left in the Craters of Eternal Darkness? Why do astronauts love taco sauce? Speaking of meals, what’s the legal status of space cannibalism? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest questions humanity will ever ask itself—whether and how to become multiplanetary.

This is a clear-eyed look at the current barriers to settling space, including technological, physiological, sociological, and legal issues. This may be a must-read for anyone interested in the subject; it’s not the deepest possible examination (it is a pop-science book, after all), but it’s probably one of the broadest.

(7) GET READY FOR WASTED WEEKEND. Booktube luminary Criminolly has been hosting an event called Garbaugust, including the reading of some trashy books in August. Last year he added a mini-event, Wasted Weekend. It’s coming up again on February 15-16. Grammaticus Books wants viewers to pick their book: “I Need YOU to VOTE FOR….” But I don’t know – these are not names I associated with the word “trashy” —

Vote for your favorite trashy novel for this year’s Wasted Weekend. A reading event created by CriminOlly. Choose from a diverse selection of books by authors such as Samuel R. Delany, L. Sprague DeCamp, Terrence Dicks, Frederick Pohl, C.M. Kornbluth and of course…Lin Carter the King of Trash!

(8) JOHN ERWIN: CORA BUHLERT’S FAVORITE HE-MAN. [Item by Cora Buhlert.] John Erwin [who died December 20] was my He-Man.  For most Germans, their He-Man is either Norbert Langer, who voiced him in the long-running German audio drama series, or Sasha Hehn or Heiko Liebig, who voiced him in the German dub of the Filmation He-Man and She-Ra cartoons. 

But even though I first heard He-Man speak in the Filmation cartoon He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, I didn’t watch the German dub, but the English version via Sky Channel, when my Dad worked in the Netherlands in the 1980s. And in that cartoon, the voice of He-Man and his alter ego Prince Adam was none other than John Erwin.

If you rewatch the iconic opening narration of the cartoon – where John Erwin explains the entire premise of the series in one minute and ten seconds – you’ll notice the subtle difference between Prince Adam’s more youthful tones (Adam turned nineteen in the course of the series, while John Erwin was 47, when he first voiced him) and He-Man’s booming heroic voice.

However, John Erwin didn’t just voice He-Man and Prince Adam, but as was common with Filmation, he voiced multiple other characters in the He-Man and She-Ra cartoons as well, showcasing his amazing range. And so John Erwin lent his voice to Skeletor’s henchmen Beast-Man, Whiplash and Webstor. He was the delightfully dim-witted heroic warrior Ram-Man and the wise but grumpy dragon Granamyr as well as many one-of guest characters.

Beyond He-Man, John Erwin appeared in the western series Rawhide alongside Clint Eastwood, one of his comparatively few parts in front of the camera, and voiced Reggie in various Archie cartoons over the years. He was also the voice of Morris the Cat in the commercials for 9-Lives cat food. And if you ever needed proof that dragons are related to cats, just compare the snarky Morris to the equally snarky Granamyr.

Voice actors are unseen and often unsung. This is unfair, because their talent is what brings cartoon characters to life and turns them into icons. John Erwin’s voice played a big part in turning the Filmation He-Man cartoon into the runaway success that it was and in turning He-Man into the iconic hero he became.      

(9) TODAY’S BIRTHDAY.

[Written by Paul Weimer.]

February 1, 1954Bill Mumy, 71.

By Paul Weimer: Bill Mumy’s intersection with my genre show watching boils down to three properties, and they are the three ones that you think they are.  I first saw him as the mutant overpowered psychic child Anthony in one of the most terrifying Twilight Zone episodes of all time, “It’s a Good Life”. What happens when a young boy develops psychic powers and takes control of the town. Nothing good…I mean, no wait, Anthony, I mean, it’s a good life. I swear, it’s a good life.  The whole idea that he cuts off the town from the rest of the universe is terrifying in and of itself, isn’t it? You can’t escape him, you can’t escape his power.   Mumy also appears in a few other Twilight Zone episodes in various roles, but they are nothing compared to the power and centrality of his performance in “It’s a Good Life”

His role as Will Robinson in Lost in Space couldn’t be any different. I stumbled across episodes of Lost in Space in reruns not long after seeing the Twilight Zone episode. As the naive, but well-meaning youngest child of the Robinson family, Will Robinson couldn’t be any different than the psychic Anthony. Whether with Robbie, or Dr. Smith (and it seemed he spent more time with either of them than the rest of his family), he showed the childlike wonder of being on alien planets.  I was delighted he had a small role in the recent remake of Lost in Space, too, as the “real” Zachary Smith. (He gets his identity stolen by Parker Posey’s character). That was a neat bit of turnaround, and not at all stunt casting. 

The other genre work I associate Mumy with is, of course, Babylon 5, and Lennier. As the assistant to Delenn, he stands with Vir (Stephen Furst) as one of the two maintained underlings in the diplomatic corps. While Vir feels like an everyman (as the Centauri as, outwardly very much human), Lennier could show, on occasion, through Mumy’s acting, just how alien and not-human the Minbari were. He was meek, mild and deferential…until he needed not to be, and then could be all too inhumanly dangerous and determined. And given that this story is ultimately a tragedy, Lennier’s story is one that hits me in the feels, from start to finish. Such great acting. I remember when watching “Midnight on the Firing Line” and seeing his name in the credits and wondering what the child actor had become. He had become a fine adult actor, that’s what. 

Happy birthday!

Bill Mumy

(10) COMICS SECTION.

(11) THE TEST OF TIME. The Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog analyzes the Best Dramatic Hugo finalists of 1984 as part of their continuing series: “Big Worldcon Is Watching (Hugo Cinema 1984)”.

L.A. Con II, the 42nd Worldcon, was the largest World Science Fiction Convention of all time up to that point, with more than 8,000 fans in attendance (to this day, only the 2023 Worldcon in Chengdu, China has eclipsed that number). Science fiction cinema was bigger than ever. The Hugo Awards were bigger than ever. But in 1984, the Hugo for Best Dramatic Presentation was still considered a second-tier award.

“We will now proceed with the minor awards: Best Dramatic Presentation,” Toastmaster Robert Bloch quipped as he introduced the nominees: Bradbury adaptation Something Wicked This Way Comes, special effects maestro Douglas Trumbull’s Brainstorm, early hacking movie Wargames, blockbuster Return of the Jedi, and Oscar Best Picture contender The Right Stuff.

It’s an uneven shortlist that reveals both a tension between the populism and the insularity to which the award was often prone….

(12) STAND BY FOR THE END OF THE WORLD. “OpenAI Strikes Deal With US Government to Use Its AI for Nuclear Weapon Security”Futurism knows why this sounds familiar.

Remember the plot to the 1984 sci-fi blockbuster “The Terminator”?

“There was a nuclear war,” a character explains. “Defense network computers. New… powerful… hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.”

It seems like either the execs at OpenAI have never seen it or they’re working overtime to make that premise a reality.

Don’t believe us? OpenAI has announced that the US National Laboratories will use its deeply flawed AI models to help with a “comprehensive program in nuclear security.”

As CNBC reports, up to 15,000 scientists working at the institutions will get access to OpenAI’s latest o1 series of AI models — the ones that Chinese startup DeepSeek embarrassed on the world stage earlier this month.

According to OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, who announced the partnership at an event in Washington, DC, the tech will be “focused on reducing the risk of nuclear war and securing nuclear materials and weapons worldwide,” as quoted by CNBC.

If any alarm bells are ringing by this point, you’re not alone. We’ve seen plenty of instances of OpenAI’s AI models leaking sensitive user data and hallucinating false claims with abandon….

(13) THIEVES LIKE US. Meanwhile, OpenAI apparently can’t keep its own work secure, earning a very loud raspberry from Guardian columnist Marina Hyde: “Oh, I’m sorry, tech bros – did DeepSeek copy your work? I can hardly imagine your distress”.

I once saw an episode of America’s Dumbest Criminals where a man called the cops to report his car stolen, only for it to turn out he’d stolen it from someone else in the first place. I couldn’t help thinking of him this week while watching OpenAI’s Sam Altman wet his pants about the fact that a Chinese hedge fund might have made unauthorised use of his own chatbot models, including ChatGPT, to train its new little side project. This is the cheaper, more open, extremely share-price-slashing DeepSeek.

As news of DeepSeek played havoc with the tech stock market, OpenAI pressed its hanky to its nose and released a statement: “We are aware of and reviewing indications that DeepSeek may have inappropriately distilled our models, and will share information as we know more,” this ran….

…So, to put it another way … wait, Sam – you’re not telling us that the Chinese hedge fund crawled all over your IP without asking and took it for themselves? Oh my God, IMAGINE?! You must feel used and abused. Financially violated. Like all your years of creativity were just grist to some other bastard’s mill. Like a host organism. Like a schmuck. Like Earth’s most screamingly preposterous hypocrite….

(14) SUPERHAMLET. From Christopher Reeve’s appearance on The Muppet Show long ago: “Brush Up Your Shakespeare”.

(15) VIDEO OF THE DAY. [Item by SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie.] Moid Moidelhoff  over at Media Death Cult considers the sense of place as a principal character in some SF/F… “When Location is the Main Character”.

[Thanks to Mike Kennedy, Andrew Porter, John King Tarpinian, Olav Rokne, Mark Roth-Whitworth, Chris Barkley, Cat Eldridge, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, Steven French, Kathy Sullivan, and Teddy Harvia for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Daniel Dern.]

Pixel Scroll 12/30/24 Look My Friend, I Happen To Know This Is The Pixel Express

(1) DOCTOR WHO ACTOR ON HONOURS LIST. The King’s New Year Honours 2025 list includes several major figures of genre interest:

The Order of the Companions of Honour

Ishiguro won the 2017 Nobel Prize for Literature, and many of his works have fantastic elements.

Knights Bachelor

  • Stephen John Fry, President, Mind and Vice-President, Fauna & Flora International. For services to Mental Health Awareness, the Environment and to Charity.

His varied acting career includes such productions of genre interest as TV’s Blackadder and the films V for Vendetta and The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug and The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies.

Member of the Order of the British Empire

  • Thomas Stewart BAKER, Actor and Writer. For services to Television

He played the Fourth Doctor in the Doctor Who series.

(2) F IS FOR FAKE. Silvia Moreno-Garcia today sent this warning to her newsletter readers:

I was going to try to show a newspaper for proof of life, but who gets newspapers these days? Anyway, it’s December 30, 2024 and there has been a scammer going around Facebook pretending to be me and trying to join writer groups. So this is a reminder:

1. All my official social media channels are listed via my website. 
2. I do not direct message people, nor do I read or respond to direct messages.
3. I do not conduct business via social media or without my agent.
4. I do not offer personal advice via social media. 

Don’t accept any messages from suspicious accounts! Stay safe!

(3) GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. Cora Buhlert has revealed the winner (?) of “The 2024 Darth Vader Parenthood Award for Outstandingly Horrible Fictional Parents”.

…I’m thrilled to announce that the winner of the 2024 Retro Darth Vader Parenthood Award for Outstandingly Horrible Fictional Parents is…

Drumroll

Fire Lord Ozai

As voiced by Mark Hamill in the animated series Avatar: The Last Airbender and played by Daniel Dae Kim in the eponymous live action series, Fire Lord Ozai is the supreme ruler of the Fire Nation and a genocidal tyrant. His grandfather already wiped out the Air Nomads, while his father Fire Lord Azulon set his sights on the Earth Kingdom and Northern and Southern Water Tribes. Fire Lord Ozai, meanwhile, continues his father’s and grandfather’s footsteps and tries to conquer or wipe out all other nations. He succeeds, too, and – granted near unlimited power by a passing comet – crowns himself the Phoenix King, ruler of his entire world.

After another Fire Lord accepts on his behalf –

…Scattered applause can be heard around the auditorium from those audience members who accepted the award on behalf of their parents. Hans Beimer is about to boo again, but Luke Skywalker, who’s sitting in the front row in full Jedi robes, uses a mild Force choke on him, just enough to shut him up.

At the bar in the back, Tyrion Lannister, who’s already quite drunk, calls out, “Well spoken, lad. You tell ’em, kid.”

(4) WEIRD AND WILD SCIENCE. Ian Tregillis has revealed that the “Wild Cards” universe is the basis of forthcoming article co-credited with George R.R. Martin. As he told readers of the Albuquerque Science Fiction Society newsletter:

…My last several blog posts for the Wild Cards website documented the step-by-step development of silly, yet increasingly sophisticated mathematical models for distilling the fundamental premise of Wild Cards into a concise, self-consistent physics framework. (Laying aside the unanswerable question of how any virus, extraterrestrial or otherwise, could imbue people with a panoply of physics-abusing powers.)

The work eventually reached a level where instead of writing another stupid blog post, it was worth attempting to turn the whole thing into a serious physics research article. I pitched this notion to George R.R. Martin and Melinda Snodgrass back in March.

“Ergodic Lagrangian Dynamics in a Superhero Universe”, by I. L. Tregillis & George R. R. Martin, will appear in the American Journal of Physics in early 2025.

Tregillis has previously used these thoughts to put together a whimsical (math-light, meme-heavy) hour-long presentation that takes a lay-audience through the development of this model, from first principles to the final result. To date he’s presented “The Math (& Physics) of Wild Cards” to the Albuquerque Science Fiction Society (November, 2023) and at Bubonicon 55 (August, 2024).

(5) IN PIECES. This is pretty ridiculous. The new Superman trailer redone in Lego: “Official Superman Teaser Trailer – in LEGO”.

(6) ON DISPLAY IN LA. Lauren Salerno tells readers of The Mary Sue “Science fiction has always been a space for queer expression”.

Star Wars may be playing catch-up on representation, but science fiction fandom has been a safe space for queer expression since its modern beginnings. At the USC Fisher Museum of Art, an exhibition titled “Sci-Fi, Magick, Queer L.A.: Sexual Science and the Imagi-Nation” explores queer history in sci-fi, starting from the 1930s through to the 1960s. Art, literature, and other ephemera have been carefully curated by ONE Archives, the largest repository of LGBTQ+ materials in the world. According to Alexis Bard Johnson, the Curator at the ONE Archives and USC Libraries, the starting point for the exhibition came from noticing the sheer volume of science fiction material in the archive. Many of the items on display come from the collections of Lisa Ben and Jim Kepner. Both were queer activists who were heavily into sci-fi fandom and members of the Los Angeles Science Fantasy Society.

It’s important to note that there are two ways of looking at the word queer. One way is a person of one gender who has attraction and desire for someone of the same gender. Another definition of queer is someone who exists outside of the mainstream. In the 1930s, 40s, and 50s, people with queer identities could inhabit both of those definitions. In this way, it became a space to fit in a little more comfortably when it was not very safe to be out.

The other factor that made sci-fi fandom a haven at the time was the proliferation of fanzines. Lisa Ben and Jim Kepner learned how to produce fanzines during their time in the Los Angeles Science Fantasy Society. The club even had printing machinery for members to use. Lisa Ben published the first lesbian publication in the U.S., Vice Versa. Jim Kepner had his own zine called Toward Tomorrow. Having a means of production for outsider ideas along with the community built through a love for science fiction was an incredibly powerful way for queer people to find each other….

(7) IN MEMORY YET GREEN. Gizmodo has posted a genre-based in memoriam list: “Honoring the Inspiring Sci-Fi, Horror, and Fantasy Luminaries Lost in 2024”.

In io9’s annual “in memoriam” post, we pay tribute to actors, directors, artists, composers, writers, creators, and other icons in the realms of horror, sci-fi, and fantasy that have passed. Their inspiring work has impacted the lives of so many and will live on through their legacies in the worlds of genre entertainment….

(8) MEMORY LANE.

[Written by Paul Weimer.]

One Million B.C. (Raquel Welch version)

By Paul Weimer: Or, WPIX strikes again.

I’ve mentioned WPIX, an independent station in NYC (channel 11) was responsible for me first seeing this movie¹. It was around when I was first watching Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, so it was around 1980 or so.

The movie is sheer nonsense. I had cause to rewatch it a couple of years ago, randomly during the height of the pandemic (big mood) when I tried to, and failed, to work from home due to technological limitations.  I wanted to have something mindless on. And of all the things I could have picked, I delved into my youth and went with One Million B.C.  I wound up watching more of the movie than I intended, as my laptop and my internet connection glacially struggled and my work production was minimal. (I would soon go back to the office, and in an office of 120 people, be one of ten in the building for weeks on end.) 

So while I remembered a lot about this movie (and not just Raquel Welch in the famous fur bikini), there was a lot that I didn’t remember so much and got to see on the refresher.  I remembered there was a big climatic battle between the two factions, for example, but the volcano erupting in the middle of it in a deus ex volcana was not something I had actively recalled. But the Triceratops fight against the small meat-eating dinosaur? I think that made a big impression on me back in the day and is why the trike is in my top three dinosaurs. 

And sure, humans and dinosaurs never co-existed together, ever. But I do wonder if Stirling’s The Sky People, which is set in a universe with a habitable Venus and Mars wasn’t inspired by this film. While his Mars is all ancient civilizations, his Venus is jungles…with dinosaurs…and, cavemen (and beautiful cave women, too as it so “coincidentally” happens). 

Fun fact: Apparently there is an earlier 1940 version in black and white. No fur bikinis in that one. Not only because of the mores of the 1940’s…but bikinis themselves had not yet been invented yet! I’ve never seen it. I wonder if any Filer has?

Anyway, the remake is mindless fun, still. 

¹ The luxury of pre-cable TV in New York was in retrospect incredible:  CBS (2), NBC (4) ABC (7). Independent stations on 5 (later, Fox) 9 (later the CW), and WPIX 11 the biggest of the independents (later WB). 13 was PBS, and then there were other PBS stations including 21, and 50 (50 showing the Doctor Who “movies” I’ve mentioned before). So the Independents really could specialize and WPIX specialized in movies. They called themselves “New York’s Movie Station” and meant it.

(9) COMICS SECTION.

(10) D&D UPDATE BRINGS CONFLICT. The New York Times explores how “D&D Rule Changes Involving Race and Identity Divide Players”. (Link bypasses the paywall.)

While solving quests in Dungeons & Dragons, the gamers who role-play as elves, orcs and halflings rely on the abilities and personalities of their custom-made characters, whose innate charisma and strength are as crucial to success as the rolls of 20-sided dice.

That is why the game’s first significant rule changes in a decade, which became official this fall as it celebrated its 50th anniversary, reverberated through the Dungeons & Dragons community and beyond. They prompted praise and disdain at game tables everywhere, along with YouTube harangues and irritated social media posts from Elon Musk.

“Races” are now “species.” Some character traits have been divorced from biological identity; a mountain dwarf is no longer inherently brawny and durable, a high elf no longer intelligent and dexterous by definition. And Wizards of the Coast, the Dungeons & Dragons publisher owned by Hasbro, has endorsed a trend throughout role-playing games in which players are empowered to halt the proceedings if they ever feel uncomfortable.

“What they’re trying to do here is put up a signal flare, to not only current players but potential future players, that this game is a safe, inclusive, thoughtful and sensitive approach to fantasy storytelling,” said Ryan Lessard, a writer and frequent Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master.

The changes have exposed a rift among Dungeons & Dragons players, a group as passionate as its pursuit is esoteric, becoming part of the broader cultural debate about how to balance principles like inclusivity and accessibility with history and tradition.

Robert J. Kuntz, an award-winning game designer who frequently collaborated with Gary Gygax, a co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons, said he disliked Wizards of the Coast’s efforts to legislate from above rather than provide room for dungeon masters — the game’s ringleaders and referees — to tailor their individual campaigns.

“It’s an unnecessary thing,” he said. “It attempts to play into something that I’m not sure is even worthy of addressing, as if the word ‘race’ is bad.”…

(11) BY GEORGE. [Item by Mike Kennedy.] Ryan George took Christmas week off, so to speak, but strung together his 10 favorite episodes from 2024 in a one-hour Pitch Meeting compilation. “Pitch Meeting: Ryan George’s Picks For 2024”.

(12) VIDEO OF THE DAY. Ryan George takes us inside the “Kraven the Hunter Pitch Meeting”.

[Thanks to Cat Eldridge, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, Steven French, Daniel Dern, Kathy Sullivan, Teddy Harvia, Mike Kennedy, Andrew Porter, John King Tarpinian, and Chris Barkley for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Jim Janney.]

He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special

By Cora Buhlert: On December 25, 1985, He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special aired for the first time in the US. I’m not sure when and where I first watched it. The Christmas Special definitely felt familiar, when I watched it as an adult, so I must have seen it as a kid. However, it never aired in Germany until a channel I don’t receive reran the entire Filmation cartoon in the early 2000s, so I suspect I must have seen it in the Netherlands via Sky Channel

In 1985, He-Man was at the height of his popularity and his twin sister She-Ra had been introduced earlier that year. The Filmation He-Man and She-Ra cartoons were watched by millions of children and adults, so the time seemed perfect for a Christmas Special. There was only one problem. Both He-Man and the Masters of the Universe and She-Ra: Princess of Power are set on alien planets, so why would they celebrate Christmas? We never learn much about the religion of She-Ra’s adopted homeworld Etheria, but we have learned quite a bit about the religion of He-Man’s homeworld Eternia in the past forty years and none of it is suited to a Christmas type winter holiday.

Eternians worship three or sometimes four animal deities: Zoar, the falcon, which is the best known, Ka or Serpos, the snake, Ha’vok, the ram, and Horokoth, the bat. Except for Ha’vok, all deities are female and have female priestesses who can literally turn into an avatar of their chosen deity and often a male champion who can call on the powers of said deity. There’s also an element of ancestor worship in Eternia and two afterlives, Preternia, a Valhalla type afterlife where all the great heroes ride dinosaurs and hang out in the shadow of the greatest playset ever built (which sounds like a six-year-old’s idea of heaven) and Subternia, a hellish underworld which is for everybody who’s not a great hero. Eternian theology wasn’t fleshed out until decades later, based on throwaway remarks in the Filmation cartoon and the vintage mini-comics. However, it’s obvious that none of it is in any way compatible with a Christmas type holiday. What is more, Eternia is tidally locked and divided into a light and dark hemisphere, so it’s not clear if they even have winter, since we only ever see snow and ice, when our heroes venture into the polar regions.

However, writers Bob Forward and Don Heckman had an ace up their sleeve, namely the fact that Queen Marlena, mother of Prince Adam a.k.a. He-Man and Princess Adora a.k.a. She-Ra, is an Earth astronaut named Captain Marlena Glenn who crash-landed on Eternia and fell in love with King Randor. So Queen Marlena could be used to introduce Christmas to Eternia (and indirectly she also introduces democracy to the planet in later iterations of the story).

The Christmas Special opens with a panning shot of Eternos Palace in the snow – so apparently there is winter on the light hemisphere of Eternia after all. The interior of the palace is bustling with activity and pretty much every heroic He-Man and She-Ra character can be seen hanging out together and preparing for a party. Indeed, one of the biggest pleasures of this special is seeing all the He-Man and She-Ra characters together on screen and interacting for once, even if many of them just make cameo appearances. It’s also fun to see who’s chatting or flirting with whom – He-Man characters are mostly male and She-Ra characters are most female, so we have gender parity for once. That said, with all the members of She-Ra’s Great Rebellion partying on Eternia, now would be the moment for Hordak and the Evil Horde to conquer Etheria with those pesky rebels out of the way.

The party preparations are being overseen by King Randor and Queen Marlena. From their dialogue, we learn that the reason for the bustle is the upcoming twentieth birthday of Adam and Adora. It’s also the first birthday that the twins will be able to celebrate together, since Adora was kidnapped as a baby by Hordak and raised as a soldier of the Evil Horde, until Adam tracked down his sister and made her see the light and accept her destiny as She-Ra. Queen Marlena wistfully remarks that all the bustle reminds her of Christmas back at home, whereupon King Randor asks, “Christmas? Is that an Earth holiday?” And yes, I’ve been accused of being too hard on King Randor, but he and Queen Marlena have been married for twenty years at this point and yet he never once asked her about the traditions of her home planet? It’s also interesting that the Christmas Special establishes that Adam and Adora’s birthday is in late December just before Christmas, which directly contradicts Mattel, cause according to them He-Man’s and therefore also She-Ra’s birthday is October 12. It won’t be the only plothole and inconsistency in this special.

Two key cast members, however, are absent from the party preparations: Duncan a.k.a. Man-at-Arms and Prince Adam. Instead, Duncan feels the need to test his latest invention, the Sky Spy, a rocket which is supposed to spy on Skeletor and his Evil Warriors, and Adam is helping him. Though personally, I suspect that both Duncan and Adam wanted to escape the attention of Adora’s flirtatious friends. After all, Duncan is hinted (later confirmed) to be in a committed relationship with the Sorceress of Grayskull (who does not appear in this Special for reasons unknown) and quite a few of She-Ra friends have been shown to have a crush on Adam and/or He-Man and even pursued him quite aggressively. Adam fleeing his own birthday party and Adora’s friends also reminds me of the older brother of a school friend who would lock himself in his room, whenever his sisters had friends over. Once he ventured down the stairs to get something to drink, saw us dancing in the living room to George Michael’s “I Want Your Sex” and promptly retreated up the stairs again in obvious panic that a gaggle of teen girls would have their way with him. Indeed, one of the great strengths of the Filmation He-Man and She-Ra cartoons and probably the reason they endure is that even though the situations are outlandish, the characters and their behavior are relatable.

Perennial troublemaker Orko is also shirking the party preparations and instead sneaks into the Sky Spy and finds himself trapped in the cockpit just as Duncan launches the rocket. Orko messing with the controls sends the rocket off course and also brings it to the attention of Skeletor who promptly decides to capture the rocket for himself. This leads to a fun aerial fight scene where He-Man (flying the then new Laser Bolt vehicle, even though it is a ground vehicle in toy form) and She-Ra on her flying unicorn Swift Wind stop Skeletor and his minions: Two-Bad, Spikor, Webstor and – oddly enough – Rattlor. Because in the toyline, the ratlle snake like Rattlor is second-on-command of the Snake Men, a completely different villainous faction who would not appear on screen until the 2002 reboot, and in the Filmation cartoon, Rattlor is usually portrayed as a member of the Evil Horde and not of Skeletor’s gang. This makes Rattlor the only character to have been a member of all three villainous factions at one point.

Of course, He-Man and She-Ra prevail and fight off Skeletor, who promptly ejects all of his minions from his airship with only one parachute for the four (or five, if you count Two-Bad as two characters) of them. Meanwhile, Orko tries to use his magic to intervene in the fight. His spell works as well as his magic usually does, namely not at all, and so the Sky Spy with Orko still aboard speeds off into space and through a wormhole, probably the same one that brought Queen Marlena to Eternia. 

At any rate, Orko finds himself headed for a familiar looking blue planet and crash-lands in a snowy forest. No sooner has he arrived that he hears someone calling for help and finds two children about to be buried by an avalanche. Orko saves the kids, his magic working for once. Interestingly, immediately after arriving on Eternia, Orko had to rescue an approximately ten-year-old Prince Adam and Baby Cringer from a swamp, so apparently it is his destiny to always have to rescue children in trouble, whenever he arrives on a new planet.

The children, Miguel and Alisha, explain to Orko that they went into the woods to get a Christmas tree and got lost. “What’s Christmas?” Orko asks and so Miguel and Alisha explain everything to him – after retreating to the Sky Spy for warmth. Coincidentally, until rewatching the special I had completely forgotten that the two children are implied to be Hispanic – a nice reminder that Filmation included character diversity in their cartoons almost forty years ago.

 Back on Eternia, Man-at-Arms succeeds in tracking down the missing Sky Spy and Orko. “Those are the coordinates of Earth [actually, it’s the phone number of Filmation Studios in the 1980s],” Queen Marlena exclaims and we’re not sure if she’s more worried about Orko or her home planet. Man-at-Arms is pretty confident that he can get Orko back via a transport beam he developed. However, he needs a rare crystal not found on Eternia to power it, which leads to a sidequest where She-Ra and her mermaid friend Mermista travel to Etheria to get the crystal from a monster-infested pool. Once She-Ra has retrieved the crystal, Man-at-Arms uses his transport beam to rescue Orko and the Sky Spy. However, he gets more than he bargained for, because the transporter brings along Miguel, Alisha and their Christmas tree as well.

Miguel and Alisha, who are otherwise remarkably unfazed by everything that’s going on, are worried whether they will be home in time for Christmas. Duncan is confident he can send them back – however, the crystal needs time to recharge. So Queen Marlena suggests turning Adam and Adora’s birthday into an impromptu Christmas party. Of course, none of the assembled Eternians and Etherians have any idea what Christmas is, but that doesn’t stop them from trying to give the kids a wonderful holiday. And so Perfuma uses her plant-powers to provide seasonal decorations, while Bow composes and performs a (rather cringeworthy) Christmas song.

Meanwhile, Horde Prime, supreme leader of the Horde Empire, summons two of his most ambitious lieutenants, Hordak and Skeletor, and informs them that a most dangerous force has arrived on Eternia, namely the spirit of Christmas, to spread peace and love and goodwill. Horde Prime wants the Christmas spirit delivered to him and crushed and he will richly reward whoever succeeds. Now Skeletor actually used to be a member of the Evil Horde and student of Hordak, who is the younger brother of the never fully seen Horde Prime, until Hordak abandoned Skeletor on Eternia, when a certain infamous baby stealing expedition went awry, and Skeletor struck out on his own. Hordak and Skeletor also really don’t like each other and tend to trade blows and insults, whenever they meet, a rivalry Horde Prime is only too happy to exploit.

Hordak succeeds in abducting the children and Orko as spreaders of the Christmas spirit, but his very suggestively shaped helicopter is intercepted by – no, not Skeletor, but yet another faction of villains, giant robots called the Monstroids. There actually was a toy called Monstroid, though it looks nothing like the creatures seen in the Christmas Special. The Monstroids chase off Hordak and his minions and imprison the children and Orko for reasons best known to themselves. However, the kids don’t have to languish in a dungeon for long, because they are rescued by small robot creatures called the Manchines. The Manchines were never made as toys, even though they look very toyetic. I suspect they were planned at one point and then abandoned.

He-Man and She-Ra also arrive to turn the Monstroids into scrap metal. Meanwhile, Skeletor takes the opportunity to kidnap Miguel, Alisha and the Manchine puppy Relay, whom Alisha is holding. However, he didn’t account for Hordak, who returns to shoot down Skeletor and his prisoners, forcing them to crash-land in an icy wasteland. With his Sky Sled wrecked, Skeletor and his prisoners have to trudge through the snow. Initially, Skeletor isn’t at all concerned for the welfare of his prisoners, even though Miguel and Alisha are freezing, but eventually he relents, magics up warm winter coats for the children and even agrees to take along the puppy Relay.

The scenes of Skeletor and the children trudging through the snow are among the funniest in this special and possibly the entire series, for it turns out that even Skeletor is not immune to the Christmas spirit and to puppies licking his skull face. And so Skeletor – quite against his will – helps to protect the children from Hordak and Horde Prime, proving once again that even though Skeletor is an iconic villain, he has a seed of good inside of him – unlike the pure evil of Hordak and Horde Prime.

In the end, everybody is happy except for Hordak and Horde Prime. The assembled Eternians and Etherians hold a giant Christmas/birthday party before sending the kids back home. Adam even dresses up as Santa and is quite shocked when Adora is not remotely fooled by his disguise. And because this is a 1980s Filmation cartoon, there of course is a moral segment where Prince Adam tells us that even though not everybody celebrates Christmas, the spirit of the season lives in us all.

In spite of plotholes and random sidequests, He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special still holds up. It not the best episode of either He-Man or She-Ra, but it’s so much fun. I was also surprised how much action Filmation managed to cram into only forty-five minutes. Highlights include any scene with Skeletor and/or Hordak as well as the sheer number of characters seen and interacting on screen. 

The Filmation He-Man and She-Ra cartoons are often considered twenty-five minute toy commercials, even though the cartoons aren’t actually all that great at selling toys. Characters from the cartoons don’t appear as toys, characters from the toyline don’t appear in the cartoon and if they do, they often look nothing like their toy counterparts, because the cartoon designs were often based on early prototypes. Filmation and Mattel co-operated closely on the He-Man and She-Ra cartoons, but Filmation still had a lot of freedom with regard to storylines and characters. The Christmas Special is actually more successful as a toy commercial than many other episodes, because it’s notable that a lot of the characters highlighted, such as She-Ra’s friends Mermista, Perfuma and Peekablue or Skeletor’s unusual selection of minions, had recently come out as toys, as did the Laser Bolt vehicle and the Monstroid, though neither works or looks like they do in the cartoon.

He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special is free to watch on the official YouTube channel here. So what are you waiting for? Bring the spirit of Christmas to your home today.