No Whedon, No Nothin’

Bad news for fans buying the British release of Marvel’s The Avengers on DVD/Blu-Ray. Variety reports the U.K. version lacks Joss Whedon’s director’s commentary and other significant extras. And there’s an alternate edit from the U.K. theatrical version.

A spokesperson for Disney U.K. Home Entertainment said Whedon’s commentary was finished too late for the U.K. manufacturing deadline, which came a month earlier than the U.S. pressing. The U.K. disc was released September 17, while the U.S. release isn’t until September 25.

The alternate edit involves the scene where Loki kills Agent Coulson – in the theatrical release Loki’s spear is seen protruding from the agent’s chest, but not in the UK disc version.

I was intrigued by the British Board of Film Classification’s Extended Classification Information for the disc:

The action sequences are similar to those in other recent films passed at ’12’ which feature the same superhero characters. Although there are some strong blows and impacts there is little detail in the violence, which is highly stylised. Furthermore, the involvement of fantastical superheroes means that there is no real danger of the combat resulting in serious injury or death. Much of the violence is directed at an army of aliens that have no human characteristics. The injuries sustained by the aliens are very unreal, with small blue splashes representing ‘blood’ when they are blasted by weapons. The BBFC’s Guidelines at ’12A’/’12’ state ‘Moderate violence is allowed but should not dwell on detail. There should be no emphasis on injuries or blood, but occasional gory moments may be permitted if justified by the context’.

So, definitely no spears sticking through people if you want the age “12” rating. When I was younger I’d have ended this with a snarky line about how things have changed since the days when Britons commissioned Edward Armitage to celebrate violent conflict in paintings. However, now that I have a 10-year-old daughter, if they cut all the cinematic violence I’m unwilling for her to see The Avengers would amount to nothing more than a nice 10-minute travelogue about New York.

[Via Diane Duane.]

Shiffman Update 9/19

Stu Shiffman went back into ICU on September 18 because there they can monitor his breathing and heart problems better than in Acute Care. Recently his heartbeat has been somewhat erratic and while his breathing with the use of his CPAP machine is usually fine, occasionally “things just go strange,” says his Caring Bridge journal.

Stu has been showing much more reaction since moving back to the hospital.

Also:

Andi Shecter would appreciate having visitors a lot over the next few days. She’s been dealing with her power wheelchair dying (she’s got a scooter she can use until they fix it, but still!)

Altcarmageddon

AltCar Expo 2012, an exposition of the future of renewable energy and alternative transportation, takes place Friday and Saturday, September 28-29 at the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium. The event is free.

Leading sf writers and scientists will be there Saturday afternoon at 4:00 p.m. for “Mars and the Heart of Humanity: Ray Bradbury’s Million-Year Picnic,” a panel devoted to remembering Ray and discussing his favorite planet, Mars, “as it’s been imagined in the past, as it’s being discovered today and as it might eventually become.”

Appearing are Greg Bear, Hugo and Nebula award-winning author of over 40 books, including Hull Zero Three, Howard V. Hendrix, sf novelist, scholar and editor of Visions of Mars and The Mars Encyclopedia, and Charles Baker, Cruise, Entry, Decent and Landing Lead Mission Planner for JPL’s Curiosity Rover. Bradbury friend Bill Goodwin will moderate.

Of course, good luck getting there on Saturday if you’re not coming from a location west of the 405 freeway. Carmageddon II begins midnight Saturday, and for the next 48 hours they’re shutting down 10 miles of freeway on that side of LA to facilitate removal of a bridge in the Mulholland Pass.

People won’t need alternate cars that day, they’ll need alternate transporter booths.

[Thanks to John King Tarpinian for the story.]

Warp Factor .0000001 Mr. Sulu!

New calculations involving the warp drive suggested by Mexican physicist Miguel Alcubierre in 1994 may lead to faster-than-light travel without impractical energy requirements.

In theory.

Dr. Harold “Sonny” White of NASA’s Johnson Space Center described the Alcubierre warp drive to the 100-Year Starship Symposium on September 14. A spacecraft would be attached to a large encircling ring, potentially made of exotic matter, that would cause space-time to warp around the starship, creating a region of contracted space in front of it and expanded space behind. The ship itself would stay inside a bubble of flat space-time that wasn’t being warped at all.

And according to White’s calculations, by adjusting the shape of the ring to that of a rounded donut the drive could be powered by a mass similar in size to the Voyager 1 space probe. (Click to read White’s paper ”Warp Field Mechanics 101” [PDF file].)

White and his colleagues are experimenting with these ideas using the White-Juday Warp Field Interferometer at the Johnson Space Center, trying to create micro versions of space-time warps that will perturb space-time by one part in 10 million.

Another accessible article is here in The Register.

[Via Chronicles of the Dawn Patrol.]

Steampunk at Big Orange

Two of the originators of steampunk, James Blaylock and Tim Powers, will be joined by Nancy Holder and Suzanne Lazaer on a panel about steampunk’s history and influence  at the Big Orange Book Festival on September 22.

What is the history of Steampunk?
The term “steam-punk” was originally coined in the 1980s by K.W. Jeter who was trying to find a general way to describe the books coming from the Powers/Blaylock/Jeter camp. While influences and other seminal works came from the 60s and 70s it wasn’t until these three pioneers took the reigns that the genre really took off. Now the growth and influence is exponential.

The Festival takes place September 21-22 at Chapman University in Orange (CA). Admission is free.

Another sf/fantasy figure of note appearing later Saturday is Leslie S. Klinger, an authority on Sherlock Holmes and Dracula, a member of the Baker Street Irregulars, and an officer of the Horror Writers Association.

Come on the first day, too, if you don’t want to miss Mary Badham, who played “Scout” in the movie To Kill a Mockingbird and received an Oscar nomination:

Mary maintains a busy schedule lecturing to audiences internationally about the book and the film. Her interest is in expanding knowledge about the film’s message of social injustice and to ensure that each generation of students can experience the film’s impact.

[Thanks to John King Tarpinian for the story.]

Snapshots 90 North

Here are 7 developments of interest to fans:

(1) While Taral’s writing is the principal attraction of his zine Broken Toys #7 [PDF file], I’m not surprised to see one of the letterhacks pen an incandescent line:

“I finally managed to sum up my attitude to the Hugos when I wrote to Steve Stiles yesterday; ‘You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter and call it a rocket’ ” – Kim Huett, Sept 2012

(2) Far more sympathetic to the Hugos is Cheryl Morgan’s intriguing analysis of The Coode Street Podcast:

I’m happy to agree with Jonathan and Paul that the primary benefit of awards is to provide an excuse to talk about books. I’m delighted when my friends win with good books, and try not to become despondent or angry when I don’t like the results. I also try to ignore the seemingly endless accusations that particular awards are “broken” or “fixed”. Such things seem to be an inevitable part of the process. The one thing that really confuses me is when people complain that the Hugos produce winners that are really poor quality, and then go on to say that the results would be much better if far more people voted. Oh dear me no.

Cheryl, always an advocate of increasing Hugo voting participation, rightly challenges the implicit illogic of anyone who says the existing voters pick lousy winners and then turns around to argue that an even larger voting pool will yield a result more to their liking.

(3) Something I didn’t know about Neal Stephenson before I read his interview at The Register:

Stephenson is a keen swordsman. He has a collection of weapons, mostly blunted for training purposes, and recently raised half a million dollars on Kickstarter to create a realistic sword fighting computer game. He’s now recruiting a small band of geeks to code the system, but said that more money might be needed as “half a million doesn’t get you very far in gaming.”

(4) Are we in need of a Tesla Museum?

At the dawn of the 20th century, Nikola Tesla wanted to save the world from fuel dependency. Now, an Internet cartoonist [Matthew Inman, of The Oatmeal] wants to save Tesla’s last remaining laboratory as a tribute to the futurist inventor.

The structure, a 94-by-94-foot building, was the location where Tesla hoped to develop wireless communications and clean, free energy for everyone in the early 1900s. He moved his operation to the Wardenclyffe Tower in Shoreham, New York, in 1902 — so named because of a 187-foot tower rising from the ground (as well as being sunk 120 feet below it) that was to be one of the great transmitters for his wireless energy dream.

The facility was lost a few years later due to debts Tesla racked up, and the huge tower was demolished in 1917. The site would ultimately become a Superfund location because of silver and cadmium toxicity in the ground after a photographic film company used it for nearly 48 years. It has now been cleaned up and is no longer harmful.

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“Tesla foresaw the wireless transmissions we do with our cell phones and our laptops,” Alcorn said. “He said there would come a day when people would send pictures, messages, words from one place to another without wires.”

The inventor convinced banker and philanthropist J.P. Morgan of how beneficial such wireless communication would be to business and received financial backing for his project. But after Guglielmo Marconi sent his radio signal across the Atlantic in 1901, Morgan pulled his funding.

(5) The release dates for the three movies in The Hobbit series have been announced. You are now free to fill in the rest of your calendar:

— “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey,’ Dec. 14, 2012.

— “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.” Dec. 13, 2013.

— “The Hobbit: There and Back Again,” July 18, 2014.

(6) Hugo winner Ursula Vernon isn’t fond of the photo of herself that ended up on Neil Gaiman’s blog.  (Click here to see for yourself.)

As probably most of you know by now, Digger took the Hugo for Best Graphic Story Sunday night at Worldcon, and I may never fully recover. There is a photo of me and a bunch of other people on Neil Gaiman’s LJ. I have been hit with the worst possible camera angle and lighting and look like I weigh about eight hundred pounds, and I was also stunned and had been smiling weakly for photos for about ten minutes at that point, so it’s honestly a very bad shot of me. But I am carrying a Hugo and Gaiman is down at the end, and I will forgive the photographer everything because of that. Who cares if it’s a bad photo? I’m in it and I HAVE A HUGO.

Yes, quite. I’ve had that experience, too. When I’m not posing with the award I look much more like George Clooney.

(7) Charles Pierce works quite a bit of skiffy into a story about the New York Yankees for Grantland:

Getting to Yankee Stadium in New York is not like getting to the ballpark anywhere else. Once you get there, though, the first thing that catches your eye is a Hard Rock Cafe — a franchise that, I will bet you a shiny buffalo nickel, the Curiosity rover is going to find on Mars. Right next to a Banana Republic and a Chipotle.

Now, let me be clear. I like malls. In fact, when I’m on the road, I spend an inordinate amount of time in malls. They are something of a touch of home. (Future historians are going to marvel at how, all at once, the entire human race decided to eat nothing but bourbon chicken.)

Here, Pierce made me remember Motel of the Mysteries, a satire of Erich von Däniken’s Chariots of the Gods, which mocked the original by imagining how future archeologists could wildly misinterpret artifacts dug up from a 20th century motel.

[Thanks for these links goes out to Steven H Silver, David Dyer-Bennet, and David Klaus.]

Update 09/17/2012: Corrected title of the Von Daniken satire per Joe Major’s comment.

CSUN’s Fantastic & Strange Exhibit

The “Fantastic & Strange: Reflections of Self in Science Fiction Literature” exhibit in The Oviatt Library at Cal State Northridge begins September 18 and runs through July 26, 2013:

Science fiction literature, one of the most popular and entertaining genres in modern fiction, has been read and loved by children and adults for decades. From the earliest pulp publications to modern masterpieces, science fiction short stories and novels have often functioned as a lens through which we express our sense of wonder, marvel at the possibilities of new technologies, and engage in our wildest imaginings.

Photos of the exhibit are available online, the items in each case covering a theme such as “Alien Encounters: Defining Ourselves vs. ‘The Other’,” “Invasion: When Aliens Are Among Us,” “Two Steps Forward, One Step Back: Changing Roles of Women, 1920-1950,” “Liberation and Redefinition: Changing Roles of Women, 1960s-1980s,” “Heroes and Supermen: Masculinity and the Alpha Male,” etc.

David Brin will speak at at the opening event on September 18.

[Thanks to John King Tarpinian for the story.]

Chicon 7 Still Going On?

Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin appeared on Peter Sagal’s NPR game show Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me today.

We’ve invited Martin to take a quiz called Game of Trombones. Three questions about things that rhyme with thrones.

The show is produced in Chicago, where not long ago Sagal was helping Mo Ryan interview Martin at a Chicon 7 program item. Did I go home too early? Maybe the convention hasn’t ended! (Dave McCarty’s nightmare…)

Unplugged Wordsmiths Unite!

TypewritersAreSexy.com invites everyone to celebrate and write on manual typewriters for free!  Come to Beyond Baroque, 681 Venice Blvd., Venice, CA 90291 on Sunday, September 23 from 1-5 p.m.

Who knew you could make typing on a manual typewriter sound like an E-ticket ride at Disneyland?

Use John Lennon’s, Ray Bradbury’s, or Orson Welles’ typewriter for $100 donation.

If I type on Ray’s and Orson’s keyboards I hope some of their residual talent will be osmotically transmitted through my fingertips. (How will you know? First clue: I’ll stop using words like “osmotically.”)

[Thanks to John King Tarpinian for the story.]

LASFS Showcase 9/23

Los Angeles Science Fantasy Society moved into its new clubhouse a year ago. They’ll be celebrating at the Science Fiction Showcase on September 23 where the following distinguished local sf personalities will speak:

  • Scientist Dr. James Busby
  • Film Maker Mike Donahue
  • Author David Gerrold
  • Author SP Hendrick
  • Emperor Charles Lee Jackson II
  • Author Larry Niven
  • Author / BNF: Fred Patten
  • Author Jerry Pournelle
  • Author Tim Powers
  • Humorist and Writer Phil Proctor

The event runs from 2:00 p.m. until 8:00 p.m. at 6012 Tyrone Avenue in Van Nuys. Admission is $10.